Tfw no cub to cuddle with in front of the fireplace.
Last thread: >>5430476
>tfw the literal definition of cub
>no bf that will show me anime and will handle my coke fueled autism
>>5431522
first for eyes wide shut
xth for dealing with existential crisis during the holidays
>>5431523
i dont wanna play anymore
leave me alone
All i want for christmas is for degeneracide.
Those of you who are impure will be scrubbed away like scum
>>5431539
even the hot people?
>>5431534
post pic
>>5431534
post cubbutt
also coke is gross
>>5431536
yass hunty
werk it
>>5431539
But you're a tranny so I mean
>>5431534
What kind of anime do you want family?
>>5431522
>that face
>>5431552
>posts undertale
>>5431549
The one where you suck my dick and make me cum all over you and i pretend to like your favorite anime.
>>5431563
Sounds fair, where you at ?
>>5431557
don't lie, you're a skelefucker
>>5431568
Skeltals are repuslive, sorry anon.
>tfw qt cub couple on TV have fallen in love
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
KILL ME NOW, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH
>>5431565
Therapy is more important and effective than medication famallama
>>5431570
How about goats?
>>5431577
Better :3
Where can I find qt Asians with beards?
Not a fetish or anything. Just think we would have compatible personalities.
>>5431552
:3
>>5431558
Okay but you're literally a tranny?? So??
>>5431567
Im going to be far away from you that's for sure but just imagine me inside of you with your ass in the air and I pull your hair making you watch your favorite anime with my muscular arm around your neck.
I try to make you watch it but youre orgasming too hard.
>>5431522
>tfw no bf to spend christmas with
>tfw no bf to kiss at the beginning of 2016
...
>tfw won't have a bf for st. valentine's either
>>5431583
>Just think we would have compatible personalities.
As opposed to an asian without a beard?
>>5431585
Okay but i'm literally not?? So??
>>5431583
Boy do i know the qt for you
>>5431587
>tfw will die alone and unloved
>>5431586
I have short hair tho, nigga
>>5431583
"All cute Asians with beards will like me!"
no
>>5431577
Asgore a best
>>5431571
Name?
>>5431598
Im used to fucking bitches on coke my bad.
>>5431534
post lewds
then we'll see about anime
>>5431571
Figuratively whom
>>5431597
Iktf : -)
>>5431606
Are you mentally challenged?
>>5431617
No just on cocaine.
Now surrender your bp sweetie while I slap your ass you little smart mouth slut.
>>5431572
..depends on what exactly is wrong with you t b h niqpai but kk
>>5431626
But Im a bully
>>5431629
So am I tbqh...im probably the biggest asshole around. I am not a nice gentleman at all. Ill treat you sweet though babe.
>>5431638
post belly and we have a deal, fatty
>>5431646
Im good and im not fat. Just a muscular hairy guy. Where are you at? Ill make you cum. You can bully me if you want that just gets me harder and more dominant.
>>5431656
You tell me first, also post hot hairy belly,bby
Post it and Ill post my steam
I've never been banned because I'm not underaged. I'm the real, authentic John.
>>5431657
>you are a tranny and theres no way you can convince us you aren't
Naked pics would def convince me.
>>5431658
What manner of mental illness is this?
ps. Im talking about you
what constitutes a pretty dick like? can a dick look good how can i have a pretty dick? or are they all ugly
>>5431662
Im good.
You wanna erp on here?
>>5431682
>hes doenst want to post belly
>being a beta who is scared to post his belly
I dont believe you that you are an alpha cub
Post belly and youll get my steam and maybe more~
>>5431676
Pretty dicks:
1. pink non-mushroom head
2. length and girth proportionate
3. minimal gross veins
4. curves up
5. pale skin
6. uncut, short foreskin
>>5431682
DON'T.
PLEASE.
>>5431676
The only kind of dicks I find ugly are those which have so much foreskin that it covers most of the head when they're hard and it looks like they have fimosis.
I've never seen a cut dick irl tho
>>5431689
>most of all shape.
>tfw big ugly dick
>>5431689
>you have no idea how many times my dick gets called "pretty"
Too bad noone is willing to say that about your face huh?
Upon further review of last thread, I have discovered that -- guess who -- Bryce was behind all the manufactured drama. What a complete low life, he's been chasing me since the day I joined gaygen -- total loser!
>>5431694
>>5431687
Naw im good if you're going to be like that. I don't even have steam im an adult that doesn't play videogames anymore.
Too bad you're not getting my cum caught in your throat though...
>>5431698
no one cares looser
>>5431696
At least his face is better than your attitude.
>>5431676
my dick is long but thin as hell
it looks like a wrinkly slim jim
i only fuck with the lights off
>>5431713
I am 26
Old enough to be your daddy tbqh
What about you?
Are you a twink or what?
>>5431713
forgot anime raction face
>>5431706
Niqua's been irrelevant since the day he was born -- nobody has ever paid attention to him!
>>5431720
No Im 21
And I wont tell you how my delicious body looks like, not until you post your belly
>>5431731
Why are you such a tease?
>>5431713
>dumb undertale poster
At least I'm not a horny anime shitposter
>>5431700
lol. Def saving that one.
Bryce searches far and wide for any and all info I have shared about myself on the internet. What a sad sack!
>>5431735
Post your belly, get the reward
>>5431736
Whos maki?
>>5431737
It talked back, ew
>>5431742
>>5431736
>tripfags
>calls other autistic because they steal the show
Thats actually sad...
>>5431722
yeah right kk
alright fuck this goodnight everyone
>>5431742
i'm pretty sure with enough effort i could make my dick a haiku but
>>5431745
>saying ew because you have nothing else to say in retaliation
Keep being you, man.
>>5431749
Dont keep posting Undertale, man
>>5431751
Enjoy jerking off, looser
>>5431760
Im calling you autistic because you respond exclusively with a namefag and are a tranny
>also whats an imageboard
Use skype if you want to create a persona and to chat with other faggots you downie
>>5431756
Okay, I'll post Final Fantasy instead :^)
>>5431781
Much better t b h
Now post boipussy
>>5431779
You got me, looser
Im avatarfagging for attention
So I know a guy who's friends with someone who's into fixer upper projects. He gets with skinny, fat, or otherwise out of shape guys and tries to get them active. While the idea of getting healthier while getting dique sounds good, it seems like a weird fetish
>>5431783
Did I just create a monster with my cocaine post?
>>5431783
okay
>>5431698
>>5431744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EgKu5xcsjo
>>5431787
I tought you went off , jerking off?
Why did you return, baka?
>>5431788
Not skeltal boipussy, your boipussy
>>5431775
>i'll call him a tranny, that'll learn em
Niceme.me
>use skype if you want to create a persona and to chat with other faggots you downie
You wouldnt suggest creating a persona by avatarfagging and flirting with specific fags on here, rather than just taking that to skype?
>>5431784
I can dig it. It'd be hard to let go of the "fixer upper" and start all over though.
>>5431795
I had never the intention to add him anyway, besides Im not creating a persona because Im still anonymous everyone could just start using anime pictures and being a faggot and nobody would know that there are 2 different people.
Also you are pretty ugly even for a failed tranny.
>calls me attentionfag
>uses a name on an anonymous imageboard
Is John really who he says he is?
>>5431792
>being this desperate for bp
FU FU FU
also I've realized that I should probably stop avatarfagging UT so here's a hot guy
>>5431805
>did I mention Im Niq
>>5431808
Go on...
>>5431804
>calls me attentionfag
Did i?
>pretty ugly even for a failed tranny
>mfw pretty sure neither of those statements are true
>>5431522
>tfw musclecub bottom
>tfw i'm a musclecub top's bf who said "I'm lucky to have you"and I get to cuddle with him this christmas
>>5431806
Who does he say he is?
>>5431804
>calling niq ugly
post face
>>5431817
>mfw pretty sure neither of those statements are true
Did you ever saw yourself hon?
>>5431819
Masketta man
>tfw ottercub
>tfw everyone wants a bear, cub, or otter but not some combo of 2 or 3 :/
>>5431818
Happiness is for nerds
>>5431825
Plenty of people see me and say the opposite, i like how i look, you're outnumbered f a m
You're just saying i'm ugly because you don't like me
>>5431829
>Plenty of people see me and say the opposite, i like how i look, you're outnumbered f a m
The number of poeple believing in a lie doesnt make it the truth.
>>5431827
Post pics, so we can tell if want.
>>5431834
O k .
>>5431836
Post muscledick first
>>5431840
You cant even argue anymore, its like playing chess with a chicken.
Im going to sleep, you can annoy someone else now, with your retardness
>>5431818
SOOOO FUCKING CUTE AHHH
>>5431841
I'm not a musclebear though
>>5431843
Checkmate
>>5431846
>posts that pic
is that supposed t be a muscle bear?
>>5431855
Looks bretty muscular to me
>>5431855
It's a chub duh
Where have all the cowboys gone?
>>5431864
yeah why dont you fuck right off
>>5431860
We've seen your pics. The average cancer patient probably looks muscular to you. lol
Fix me gaygen
>shit job
>car broke
>can't find boyfriend
>live in shit town in the middle of nowhere
>white trash relatives except a few
>community college
>not sure what to do with myself
>completely alienated
Should I just do porn? About the only thing going for me is I look a lot like the guy in this pic.
>>5431869
Go ahead, I'm waiting
>>5431846
Then I'm not interested, now if you don't mind I need the be my musclebae's little spoon
<3
>>5431864
I see guys in cowboy hats all the time around here. It always makes me laugh.
It's a bit like dressing up like a knight or an astronaut, because you thought they were cool as a kid.
>>5431877
Cowboys get pussy though that's why they do it.
>>5431834
>The number of people believing in a lie doesn't make it the truth.
That's actually a really striking sentiment. Thanks for contributing.
>>5431877
I used to dress up as a centurion because they were cool and i wanted to fuck boys
>>5431867
You're all hat and no cattle.
>>5431877
I don't see them anymore, just rednecks.
>>5431899
You're a creepy stalker!
>>5431875
>he would cheat on his bf
whore
Post both of your buttholes
>>5431904
In my town you can tell the actual cowboys from the ones who do it to look cool by looking at their boots. If they're clean and pointed they're fake cowboys, but if they're dusty and blunt (since the pointed kind are sort of impractical I guess?) they're real.
That said they're all rich dudebros who are complete assholes to anyone not in agriculture.
>>5431904
Women are the inferior gender for a reason tbqh...
>>5431901
Don't I actually have to stalk you first to be considered a stalker?
>>5431918
Well considering what you've managed to extrapolate out of very small pieces of info I'd consider you a stalker.
>>5431911
In my town, its all rednecks who don't know anything about raising livestock or plowing a field.
To whoever is in the picture in the first post of this thread: you are really handsome and attractive.
>>5431929
Isn't that RUGBY?
>>5431933
R U G G E R S
my favourite chub<3
>>5431929
what picture? so confused
>>5431933
Lol, I'm pretty sure that's just a pic Senpai found on the internet.
how do I ask for a person's ethnicity who I already fucked without sounding racist? I just want to know what kind of people I've been with
>>5431940
like the person who started this thread, beard, tats, etc. Sorry I'm pretty much brand new to 4chan lol.
>>5431929
its not anyone who posts here anon.
>>5431926
What small pieces of info? I didn't post in the last thread.
>>5431945
you just ask them what their ethnicity is.
its not fucked up at all. you've already had sex with him, its not like you can unfuck him if you don't like his mix.
>>5431947
Thanks for the clarification.
>>5431948
Bryce you posted a snippet of the skype chat between some "john" and "woof woof bark"
Do you think I don't remember your skype pseudonym. Also, you forgot to switch your trip again. You're bad about that.
>>5431945
>"Hey, if it's not too much trouble, mind if I ask what your ethnicity is?"
>>5431959
show us a pic. we can tell you.
>>5431949
Well, my compliment still stands.
>>5431960
but what if he browses this thread
meh never mind he's probably either a mexican or cuban qt
>>5431959
just ask him what his ethnicity is anon
why do you feel the need to tiptoe around it?
>where are you from?
don't ask that, its not a good question. if you don't use the word "ethnicity" you won't get the answer you want.
>>5431973
dude the odds are astronomically slim don't be ridiculous
>>5431954
I didn't post any snippets from a skype chat as I have never used skype. You must of been talking to someone else? Someone is making up things. I only started posting here after someone contacted me on POF claiming they saw my pic on here.
>>5431932
Yeah I live in Montana, where cows outnumber people
>>5431979
Do you really think I'm buying your bullshit? Can you just drop the bullshit? Can we get to the inevitable part where you beg me for forgiveness and ask me to love you?
>>5431993
I wouldn't say desperate so much as batshit insane. Can I add you on skype to explain the whole story? I need someone to exhale onto.
Who the hell is Bryce and why is John so fucking autistic?
>>5431992
>BRYCE
whelp, another time then when I've made the image not reverse searchable
>>5431996
Bryce, we can tell it's you. Taking off your trip doesn't instantly throw us off your tracks. You're hilarious because you're so predictable!
>>5431995
Yeah sure. But if the explanation doesn't come with sexy pics, I'm going to be disappointed. lol
Skype is ann.skellington
>giving your skype to 4chan users
>let alone gaygen posters
>>5432003
...pedo confirmed. ew.
>>5431985
>>5431992
>>5431995
I seriously don't get what your problem is. I'm not bullshitting you. Someone black guy contacted me on POF, said someone was posting my pics on here and asked if I knew a John, because they were talking poorly about me, so I came to the thread link like a year ago and have posted occasionally ever since. I don't know you and I don't get what your problem is. You're weird.
>>5431993
I don't use a cellphone so I'm limited.
>>5432007
I only have a skype because of gaygen qts. lol
>>5432012
Don't try to make the Chauncey-Bryce continuum logical. We know you samefag as both of them. Here's my proof
>>5432007
>>5432010
>>5432011
stop giving him grief. lay off.
ann skellington>>>>mexiclean for creepiness desu
>>5432012
>I don't use a cellphone so I'm limited.
iktf. No Tinder/grindr sloots for me.
POF was full of uggos the last time I checked it though.
>>5432018
Who's mexiclean? What creepy thing did I do?
>>5432019
I told you to use SCRUFF DAMN IT
also be careful of john…he has a giant skull
>tfw only sane black person on gaygen
>>5432001
I am not even Bryce you stupid bitch. You seem autistic as fuck.
>>5432017
I'm not sure who Chauncey is. I come here maybe 3 days a week for an hour so I don't catch all the threads. I'm definitely not him.
>>5431808
>the feel when likes blue eyes.
That's a nice eye.
>>5432051
john is special anon, leave him be
Any growler stories here? Actual relationships that came from there?
Probably the wrong place to ask, but whatever.
>>5432040
chauncey was pretending to be you
he skyped John, got his nudes, and
plastered them all over here for laughs
he even admitted to doing this like back in Nov
but John still thinks you're someone else
>>5431587
>tfw every day is like Christmas with my bf
I'm so happy
>>5432066
>implying bryce didn't pretend to be chauncey to act like he had me fooled
I'd like to see one iota of proof of this ridiculous claim, Bryce
>>5432067
Good for you, I'm jealous honestly. I've never celebrated Christmas but I've been around it enough to know it is pretty sick.
>>5432063
>growlr
in my area growlr is nothing but fat pieces of shit, like legit bed ridden lard asses. That being said, its not use to me.
![FSIGrfM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/znxLjRp.png "FSIGrfM[1].png")
>>5432067
How did you find your bf? Storytime, please.
>>5432082
Why don't you post pics with timestamp. I promise you -- I bet anyone $10 -- that you won't do it.
>>5432085
I don't even understand what that's supposed to prove.
>>5432027
Scruff's a phone app to innit?
>>5432092
See, he won't do it. Pathetic!
>>5432100
HEY boy I love youuu. Wanna hook up?
post chubby boys dressed like santa pls
>>5432131
I don't have chubs but I have this
>>5432115
I've been Bryce all this time. I already went over this with you. Lrn to roleplay and be whoever you want 2 be online.
>>5432134
He's so fat he's turned asian. lol
>>5432134
too slutty
need pure
>>5432136
Then post timestamp to prove it. You can't.
>>5432146
that's because I'm not really bryce or chauncey, how am I suppose to post a time stamp of either of them? lel
>>5432142
>daddypup
>fat
um no bitch
http://41.media.tumblr.com/e9612eec2e05463841c338fae6442c4c/tumblr_nyyxdygE0I1qbbjkro1_1280.jpg
>>5432145
>too slutty
impossibru
>>5432151
then timestamp the real you.
>>5432155
i dont want no lewd santa
just pure chubby boy santa
>>5432163
>chubby boys
>pure
chubby boys are all lewd sluts deep down
>>5432155
He is pretty fat though. Even with all the muscle, he's gotta be like 25-30% bf.
>>5432156
why should I? I don't want you to creep on me.
>>5432172
Um no bitch
shut your filthy mouth
fat is fat
he's a bull
>tfw no bf that owns me like a cat
;_;
>>5432181
I don't see any horns.
>>5432181
>he's a bull
You can call yourself a bear, a bull or the Pope in Rome, but if you're carrying a hundred plus pounds of fat on your body, you're fat. lol
>>5432185
>no bf to own
>but like a puppy
>and not really own
>just treat like one
>>5432187
if anything he would have neko ears
it's a bear thing, you wouldn't understand
>>5432195
>>and not really own
no
pls brand me as your own and chain me down if i behave badly
>>5432191
>being this wrong
>>5432199
Okay but you have to have your own job
>tfw want to kill people
>>5432208
>Okay but you have to have your own job
NO!
>>5432199
Sounds cute. I could build you a dog house and everything.
>Where did I put that branding iron?
>>5432209
Maybe you shouldn't take roids. lol
>>5432211
pls make me yours
>tfw don't need a bf becuz I can do this
http://i.4cdn.org/soc/1450847881702.jpg
>>5432220
but as impressive as that is, putting in just the tip isn't the same as being pounded by a whole dick.
>>5432226
post sex vid of you being pounded bb
>>5432173
see, you wont prove it bryce. You have baseless reasons. Pathetic.
>>5432240
>I'll be fine lol I don't always want to kill people
Storytime?
whats a decent homosex movie? i feel like seeing something kinda feelsy desu.
>>5432243
there will be no story time tonight ann. Just know that I thought "x" was "x," but it turned out to be "y" as I suspected. When its "y" its no good. I'm a slightly sad pup right now, but I'll get over it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7IlWgbo8ow
>>5432237
there's no point
I just come on 4chan to fuck around
>>5432218
>Hetalia
you deserve the worst death possible
>>5432248
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115640/?ref_=rvi_tt
:)
that feel when you used to be a pure innocent gay who thought all the leather guys were weird but now you think harnesses and shit like that are qt
>>5432358
I always wondered where they got them. Are there leather fetish shops sprinkled around the countryside? Are they all armature leather workers? Leather fairies?
>>5432364
There're leather stores in big cities with lots of homos
>>5432364
Do you ever go to sleep or have any hobbies?
Get a life nigga.
You've been posting since I woke up 12 hours ago. I accomplished a bunch of stuff and I still see you posting responding to everyone.
>>5432364
Internet.
Also there are a few sex shops around the countryside, believe it or not.
So... I was walking home from the store and my asshole has been hurting a lot since Monday, like intense brutal pain in my asshole, I don't know if I've been raped or what.
So back to walking back from the store, so I'm walking back from the store and my asshole is burning and stinging, so I decide to slide my hand down the back of my skinny jeans and massage the vaselline currently on it deeper into it. I am basically rubbing my asshole on the street in tight white jeans... I look back and to my horror a man is walking behind me. I have my headphones in and pretend to have a phone call about damaging my asshole horse riding to cover up for it.
The guy walks past me and winks and touches his junk.
Does that mean if I hadn't pretended to be on the phone he would have talked to me and been into it?
I mean if I was in the city where I lived it wouldn't be a big deal, but down here in the boonies a guy winking at you and touching his junk is kind of weird.
I need to get back home to civilization.
Shit guys I'm stuck here. Im a queer, both sexually and emotionally, but I met this girl who I think Ive fallen for. Its never happened to me before. I like her way more than any of the guys I like(d). I told her too, but I don't know where to go from here. I think she likes me but idk. Any advice?
http://www.xvideos.com/video14959801/playing_video_games
#relationshipgoals
>tfw no cub bf to call me a good boy
