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>>5412876

>tfw you will never be as beefy or qt as steve
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>beard
NEIN
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>>5414584

one day...
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>>5414584

klokov>steve
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>>5414594
what's wrong with beards bae
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i love twinks
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>>5414584
Never say never.

Also who is steve?
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>>5414610

his name is the OP you silly doofus
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>>5414582
yeah i guess
never owned any decks myself but i can mix. djed at a few outdoor raves just for fun but that was like 5 years ago now. might get a pair and start practicing again..see if i can earn myself some pocket money.
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>>5414608
>what's wrong with beards
Makes you look old.
And looking old is a big NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>5414609
Theyre ok
>>5414599
All sports are shit
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>>5414629
im fem too though
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>>5414609
Who doesn't?

>>5414614
To long, didn't read.

So, he's just a gay model?
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>>5414619
what kind of stuff?
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>>5414635
I usually skipped it desu
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>>5414633
fem4fem is a thing.
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>>5414635
>rugby will never be in a relationship with his own twink clone

;-;
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>>5414645
twin syndrome?
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>>5414635
>You were picked last during PE, weren't you?
Right in the feels.

I still hate picking teams to this day. Even if I'm a first pick.
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>tfw was extremely good at sports as a kid
>Centre-right in 1st Rugby team, rower, etc etc
>when i was 16 realised that i could edit the allocation registry to skip games and just go home at midday
>am now shit at sports

not sure the extra freetime was worth it tbqh
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>>5414651
I don't getit personally. But there's a tendency for gay dudes to pick partners that look like them. Hence the fem4fem and masc4masc things.

Kinds gross in my opinion. How do you know who's little spoon?
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>>5414642
back in the day it was always garage
especially bassline lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlI3bhkYIko
but idk nowadays anything that falls between 130-140bpm is usable for me..too many djs just stick to one genre
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>>5414651

dont make me post it

>>5414662

You take turns ofc
its fun
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>>5414662
You've done it, you have called on him. Soon we will have the analogy of the purple mohawk again.
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>>5414672

nice madeup story kiddo
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>>5414635
Coach always picked me first
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>>5414666
you listen to trash music desu
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>>5414672
>nerd

I mean I was in school but im cool af now.
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>>5414667
>You take turns
Gross. Might as well be biscum at that point.

>>5414672
>blood disorder now :DDD
lol

I was a boss a dodgeball though. Then some sjw complained that dodgeball was unfair to the fat kids, and we didn't get to play anymore.
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>>5414672

>tfw was terrible at sports
>tfw still was always in the first 3 picks

i had mad banter like you wouldnt believe
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>>5414692
Anne are you ok, are you ok
Are you ok Anne?
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Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God; trust also in me.

And know that I am with you always; yes, to the end of time.

If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.

I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me.


LET'S TALK ABOUT JESUS CHRIST, OUR ONLY LORD AND SAVIOR!


Why are you so caught up in the flesh?
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^
>being that autistic
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>>5414702
>Trust in God; trust also in me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1ILPl5FQaM
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>>5414689
m88 i listen to a lot of music including 'trash' music
just not a snob
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>>5414699

not sure if this is a kendrick lamar or a micheal jackson reference

but i appreciate it all the same
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>>5414672
>I had the last laugh because he has some blood disorder now :DDD


Luke 6:28
Bless those who curse you, pray for those who abuse you.
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>>5414709

tbf i can rlly dig the moral opinions of most of the bible

i just get cold feet when they start talkimg about miracles and heaven n shit
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>>5414696
I wasn't that bad, I was just a skelly so people assumed I was terrible. lol


>>5414699
Of course I'm okay. I'm a smooth criminal.
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>>5414655
Fucking injuries were the only thing that stopped me
>be last year
>rugby teams current squad is 8 people for the senior team
>be former member of the team but fucked leg
>talk to the lads left in team , they just want one last Match before we all go to college and shit
>we all go around to every class, grabbing former team members
>talk enough into playing to get a squad of 15
>play a game with no subs
>win but with 3 injuries on our side
Good times
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>>5414707
At your service.

>>5414714
Does that mean you'll mount me now?
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>>5414728
We managed to convince a sub once to let us play with medicine balls. It was awesome.

>>5414733
Yes.
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I want a boyfriend
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>>5413333
high energy tonight?

but you are not a tough guy, you are just too nice, you are a nice guy.

>>5414744
I'm straight though, maybe it can work?
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>>5414742
Oh my. So hod. My bud is dingling.

>>5414744
Wrong format. It's:
>tfw no bf
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>>5414758
>
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rugby was exclusively poshos when i was in school
just an excuse for them to have 'bantz'
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>>5414712

Miracles have happened many times.

I know these days there are a number of fake preachers claiming to heal people in their church or on the street that are obviously fake...so it's hard to accept that miracles happen but they do everyday.

Also most who pray tend to want a miracle to happen right away and it often doesn't work like that. Some may have to pray for months/years and of course if you're asking to receive something to spend it on your earthly passions, greed, and fleshly desires you ask wrongly...

James 4:3
You ask and do not receive, because you ask wrongly, to spend it on your passions.


The New Testament is all about living out of the holy spirit not the flesh...so you can do the great works that Jesus did. If you're someone who is caught up in all the bullshit in this life (fame, fortune, sexual desire, self-attainment, food, etc.) you won't grasp the bible because it will seem to our of reach for you to live HOLY but if you want to be truly perfect in the eyes of the Lord you must...

Jesus answered, "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me." Matthew 19:21

"Sell your possessions and give to charity; make yourselves money belts which do not wear out, an unfailing treasure in heaven, where no thief comes near nor moth destroys." Luke 12:33


Most people would never sell all their possessions and give it all away and live out of true faith. This is why so many don't make it into heaven I imagine.


All these "Christians" who have huge ministries, lots of cash, enormous mansions, personal jets, mercedes benz will all find out when they die why they didn't make it into Heaven and it's because they weren't following the Lord to begin with.
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2 weeks of paid vacay, but no vidya to play ;-;
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>>5414744
I'll be you bf bb.

>>5414760
Post dingly bud.
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Oh god I feel like shit. That's the last time I stay out drinking past 7. That nap felt so good though.
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>>5414769
>dat chest
Oh my
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>>5414769
>I'll be you bf bb

Nod like dhis. No bud for you.
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>>5414772

Ephesians 5:18
And do not get drunk with wine, for that is debauchery, but be filled with the Spirit.

Galatians 5:21
Envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.

Proverbs 20:1
Wine is a mocker, strong drink a brawler, and whoever is led astray by it is not wise.
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>>5414781
:( I can change bb.
I just don't want any poor anon to be alone on Christmas.
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>>5414785
based anon

a kindred spirit through and through
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>>5414792
Truly a giving, kind soul
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>>5414744
me too anon ; _ ;
>tfw no bearded bf
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When was the first time you had a gay dream?
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what does 5652 look like
he's always talking shit, i bet he's ugly desu
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>>5414806

nah he looks okayish

just a twink

It will be funny to see what he looks like in 5 years though, that won't be pretty.
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>>5414785
Cool bro

>>5414806
He's pretty qt desu.
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>>5414806
So you can only talk shit when you're the best at everything?

Same logic as
>songs shit
>make something better

That's not how it works you cunt.
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>>5414806
All trips are ugly.
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>>5414806
>im bored
>i know, i will fabricate an excuse to post my face for shits + giggles!
5652 pls go
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>>5414769
Mr.Ann will be my xmas hookup? P-plz? I am 22 fem. And may-maybe would ever want more? Will you ever get gay married? Do you want kids? I will have your babies, sir.
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>>5414806
me irl
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>>5414802

>no bearded bf

Leviticus 19:27
You shall not round off the hair on your temples or mar the edges of your beard.

Leviticus 21:5
They shall not make bald patches on their heads, nor shave off the edges of their beards, nor make any cuts on their body.

Ezekiel 44:20
They shall not shave their heads or let their locks grow long; they shall surely trim the hair of their heads.

Proverbs 20:29
The glory of young men is their strength, but the splendor of old men is their gray hair.
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>>5414792
I have my family and dog. Just no one to inseminate my flat butt after doing Christmas squats.
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Fuck, I'm horny tonight.
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>>5414823
Jesus was a fashionista? Proof he held regular orgies with his twelve bros tbqh.
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>tfw the weed cures your hangover.

Hell yeah I'm back bitches.
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>>5414814
But we all have beautiful souls :3c
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>>5414847
>we all have beautiful souls
But do you sell them?
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>>5414799
Hey irish, you're a top right? You should hit up Surrey anon. His ass is way to nice not to get plowed on Christmas.

>>5414806
Iirc, he's a qt twink.

>>5414818
hnnng.

>>5414824
Family and pets are good, but you need someone come down your chimney and stuff your stocking.
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>>5414847
not me
>>5414845
smoke weed everyday family
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>>5414845
Will you please put your skunk-weed away - it reeks.
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>this fad for bearded men with Rugby player builds his reached gay men.

Fuck right off. Do women (gay bottoms are more or less women for arguments sake) not realise for most men this is simply not attainable?

Feels like every time us Robots make self-improvement the whores up their standards.
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>>5414826

All of our desires have been distorted by sin.
When we reject Jesus/God as the truth we find ourselves craving what we are not naturally designed to do.
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>>5414818
A question for tops and Doms. Do you guys find this cringy or hot?
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>tfw you precum just by talking to a big dick daddy on scruff
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>>5414835

>orgies

Jesus would never been in such a thing.
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>>5414851
If only I could get someone to slide balls deep down my chimney.

>don't let your dreams be dreams
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>>5414861
>Feels like every time us Robots make self-improvement the whores up their standards.

well duh

no one wants to settle with mediocrity
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>>5414845

1 Peter 5:8
Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.
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>>5414850
I'll buy them
>>5414851
I am and if Surrey anon wants it, he can get it but he's in bongland, right?
>>5414858
Well I did mean trips
>>5414866
The exact words are cringe af but like for me, as long as it's not ott it's pretty good
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>>5414847
Wrong I'm soulless.

>>5414858
Preach it senpai!

>>5414859
>skunk
Not me I'm smoking on some blue cheese :^)
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>>5414877
>I'll buy them
Well I only have 2 at the moment, and I'm a collector.
You don't happen to know a good place to get cheap souls?
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>mfw hanging out with qt guy
>we start talking about sex
>he makes it clear that he's vers

Do exclusive tops exist? I don't want to stick my dick into anyone's shit filled hole.
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>>5414890
>having double standards
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>>5414890
>I don't want to stick my dick into anyone's shit filled hole.
Just dildo play him whenever he feels sticking something in there.
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>>5414861
what just eat excessively while lifting
but i agree the 'rugby players are sooooo hot' meme is retarded majority are just overweight and ugly (see rugby)
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>>5414868
Size queen detected
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Do poppers make it easier to cum from anal, or do they just make it easier to fit things in?
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>>5414769
Do you have lats??
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>>5414851
So no long term commitment, sir? I-i understand. Contact me when you are in need of money and pozzed in five years. We will adopt cat maybe? I take what you offer, smooth master.
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>>5414866
I like it. The desperate ones are eager to please, and more fun to tease.

>>5414877
>bongland,
Yeah. But you're about 5000km closer then me.

>>5414890
Yes.
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>>5414861
I always had this fetish, idk and don't care about women to know how they think.
But as long as your face is qt unless there is something REALLY wrong with your body I don't mind.
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>>5414893
It's not a double standard. I know how to keep my hole clean. Expecting someone to do so feels like taking a leap of faith I'm not ready for.

>>5414894
I thought about that, but I feel that I'd be a little awkward.

>>5414901
poppers only relax the soft sphincter or whatever it's called -the first ring of muscle in your hole. I guess that makes it easier to cum from anal since it won't hurt as much but they don't have any direct effect on your prostate orgasms,
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>>5414884
Again I meant trips
I know everyone else is a soulless sinner
#blessed
>>5414887
The Isis lads and al queda have bulk virgin souls, just ask and I'm sure they have a decent price
>>5414890
I think so but its pretty rare like I was exclusive top with last bf despite being vers, desu I just vary on a case by case basis
>>5414909
True but it's bongland and I'm Irish like
I only ever go over to bomb a pub
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>>5414900
>size queen

But I'm not! I explained this in a previous thread anon. Big dicks tend to gravitate toward me.
I'm starting to think there is an unwritten rule, something like
>thou shall not enter muscle ass without large dick

>>5414919
No one else knows how to clean? Stop being a faggot and fuck some guys
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>>5414906
No. ;_: But I'm working on it.

>>5414907
>pozzed
And you were doing sooo well.
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>>5414935
>No one else knows how to clean?
it seems like they don't. I've got shitdick too many times.
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>>5414936
hi
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>>5414936
At least you're trying ann. Don't let the development of your chest shadow everything else. A well balanced physique is the best physique.

>>5414942
>shit dick
That's too bad. I've never gotten it but I'd be lying if I said I never fucked in fear of that lol.
Some people are filthy
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Anyone want to be my new bf?
As long as you clean my house, cook me food, I will give you all the love you need, which is more than you deserve.
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>>5414955
lazy fuck
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>>5414866
>cringy or hot?
In that exact post, a little bit on both desu. Plus the fact that it was said to some namefag and not to me also makes it a bit unattractive but I guess that's a little beside the point.

What's most attractive to me is someone who is a little embarrassed (or tsundere?) about the fact that they love nothing more than being my cock sleeve behind closed doors. That way I can whisper things in their ear, make innuendos, and make inside references out in public that only they get and have them blushing, upset, horny and embarrassed all at the same time. Basically torture them -but in a loving way, oc.
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>>5414942

I've never had poop dick but I've had strong poop smell condom before

Like I pulled out and it was just like WHAM POOP SMELL

But there was no brown on the condom idk what happened, poop must've just been waiting around the corner or something and the smell making its way out his open butt
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pls god let a cute college boy sit next to me on the bus tonight
no girls or ugly/fat men pls
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>>5414963
I don't do charity.
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>>5414983
You don't clean your house by the sound of it
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>change grindr age to 76 for the lols
>inbox gets filled with betas telling me how good i look for 76
..when will they learn
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>>5414994

>this much autism
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>>5414946
Hey.

>>5414952
>Don't let the development of your chest shadow everything else.
Once I noticed lats lagging behind, I started hitting them more, but they still weren't growing.

I changed my rep scheme a bit, and I'm getting results. They're still pretty much non-existent without a good pump.
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>>5414919
Ah ok. Pain is never really a problem for me as my bf isn't overly large.
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>>5414866
>>5414818
>>5414907
It is cringey, tbQh. Who would even respond to such a vapid yet brilliantly written satirical piece? Cringe cringe. I could barely finish my bowel movement.
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>>5415003
That's great, too many people ignore shit like that. I'm sure you'll build them up in no time. You prob have a gnarly side chest pose.
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>>5414977
God hates you and you will be sitting beside a fat middle aged woman tonight.
>yfw God actually loves you and she'll be into femdom and will peg you just as long as you give her oral sex first.
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>>5415031
>gnarly side chest pose
Incoming pic, probably (not that I'm complaining)
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so I'm at my parents place for the holidays and boy aren't they loud when they have sex.
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>>5415023
Are you girl with pneumatic drills new handle? Because you both equally piss me off and that's a bunch. Im filtering your autistic ass anyway. Why'd you even capiralize the Q?
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>>5414868
curious: how big is this daddy's dick?
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>>5415036
Gross

>>5414994
Kek. You're joking right?
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>>5415041
Whyd you have to say that now it'll never happen..unless I given him my skype..
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>>5415044
my parents are so old my dad would die if he had sex
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I kissed a girl and I liked it
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>>5414877
>>5414909
>>5414966
>>5415023
Taking notes. Gotta up my game if I ever want to be someone's buttslut.
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>>5415057
I doubt it would deter him, he post like 10 pics of his chest a day, one guy for seeing it and it's not like I don't like the pics, Like his chest and want to see his sick aide pose
>>5415070
Good boy
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See you guys later, off to the gym for more lifting and feels.

>>5415041
I don't have any saved. Sorry bb.
>>5415057
Do it faggit.
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>>5415070
I wouldn't think you'd have to up anything to be a buttslut. Just be willing to bend over.

Best thing to do would be know what you want and who you are (granted, not the easiest) and find someone compatible. Faking shit is gonna make both ppl in the relationship miserable.
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>>5415082
My skype is reddreadrevolver
With the name chuck u farley
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>>5415094
Sexually I'm a flat tire mang. I have no clue about anything tbqh.
"What feels right" up until now was just shoving anyone even remotely attracted to me away.
I have to start somewhere. And my best bet is observing how others do it, I presume.
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>>5415095
Ann only likes femboys, can you put on lace panties and knee highs and put the pictures on here?
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>>5415055
8.5 and strong!

>>5415074
Point taken
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>>5415123
>8.5 and strong
Like can it lift a truck?
>Point taken
I hope it didn't read like I was being a dick or hammering a point home
>>5415121
>Ann only likes femmboys
Dropped
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>>5415121
pic related but still, seeing red in drag would be topkek

>>5415123
>8.5 and strong!
damn... and ouch!

>>5415111
fair enough and good luck
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>>5415129
>tfw red will never wear zubaz with lace panties underneath and fuck you
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>>5415049
Sorry you were triggered. TBqH, I was just trying to make friends. Busting chops in a playful way with bros? It works IRSt8L. And no I'm not P-Grill. I see some humor similarity tho.

>>5415082
Luv you, mostly straight masc bro. ArArAr.
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>>5415001
>grindr is srs business
>>5415056
no i am really 76
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fucking hell most of you guys are okay but 3 or 4 of you guys' posting style is so spectacularly irritating i can barely read your posts without cringing

looking at you irishanon, 5652, and that faggot on Ann's dick
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>>5415154
wtf have i done
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>>5415152
well then, let me be the first to say that you look really good for 76
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>>5415154
Irishanon and 5652 are A-ok tbqh. It's been a while since any of the trips have been real cancer.

The only cancer atm is the christfag clogging the general up with bible quotes.
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>>5415164
>i
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5415154
Do you feel the anger is due to internalized homophobia or do you self insert more as a neo-nazi transbian in a world of hetero-normative jew porn?
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>>5415169
i know that feel bro
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>>5415152
Looking good for it tbqh.

>>5415154
Don't bully. Those guys they're pretty cool.
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>>5415164

You're alright normally, but when you make your ayy lmao stoner posts i want to brick my computer

pepes are proof that god is dead, and that we killed him
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>>5415121
I know he likes fems. Does that mean I cant be his friend? And you say it like it trying to seduce him.

>>5415127
Idk bout the truck but it'll have me lifted.
And no I didn't take what you said that way.

>>5415129
>ouch
Only at first then the good pain sets in
>me in drag
Never that lol

>>5415146
>zubaz
I've been wanting to buy some of those to free ball in

>>5415154
Am i ok anon??
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>>5415154
Sorry, I forgot I have to care about every single person who comes in and reads my posts, so mate forgot 4chan is about serious blog posting and shit
>>5415166
The Christ lad is fairly annoying but there's been worse
>>5415182
Grand then
I had a feeling you'd say something along the lines of "it lifts my spirits" or something
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What are you listening tonight gg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoDotquSQpg

Anyone besides Niq into prog shit?
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>>5415182
Yes, you are not allowed to be his friend. There are strict rules in this gulag. You can only be his friend if you put on lace panties and post a picture for your führer.
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>>5415190
>there's been worse
Niggerfaggot?
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>>5415178
>pepes are proof that god is dead, and that we killed him
nah dawg, pepes jsut are proof that /r9k/ kills brain cells and ruins lives and that the ppl who post them can't think of anything clever or unique to say.
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>>5415169
ur on 4chan faglord
you know the difference between colloquial and formal language and when each is appropriate right
>>5415178
shitposting bruv
/420/ blaze it smoke weed everyday tho
>>5415165
>>5415177
lol
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>>5415182

Youre chill man. I dont cringe or anything when you post.

>>5415177

YOU on the other hand...
P U R E
C A N C E R

arent you supposed to be studying English or something? Why dont you apply yourself more and learn how to stop typing like a fucking monkey?

>>5415190

You arent even offensive, you are just boring.

Literally the most tedious, mindnumbing posts I have ever read, so much so that whever I see them I cringe just from the thought of a genuine human being deciding their banal mediocrity was worth smearing all over everyone's faces like we're some kind of paid studio audience.

EITHER PRETEND TO BE INTERESTING OR STOP TRIPPING BECAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING ENGAGING ABOUT YOUR POSTS
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>>5415195
Maki. Circe. Hitler (imo). Lotsa people. It's mellow atm.

>>5415190
I do agree. Just mean to say, it's the only disturbance atm, as minor as it is. Which is good. I like this place how it is rite now.

>Pray to headless chickens in hyperspace that I didn't jinx it
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>>5415203
maki was the best thing that ever happened to gg, never speak ill of him again.
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>>5415190
>lifts my spirits
Kek I missed that opportunity.

>>5415193
I think you just want to see me in lace anon.

>>5415201
>I'm chill
So you wanna hang out?
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>>5415201
So basically, you don't find him entertaining. And that gets you worked up?

You're way entitled buster.
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>get to the gym
>realize my gym-bag is at home
Fuck.

>>5415121
>>5415127
They don't have to be excessively fem. Just small and cute.

>>5415149
Love you too bb.

>>5415154
>that faggot on Ann's dick
>tfw no literal faggot on ann's dick


Anyways I'm off again.
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>>5415207
I will have to disagree.
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>>5415203
>Maki. Circe. Hitler
Which one was the tranny again?
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>>5415201
Oh I forgot I had to entertain you
Shame, I won't stop here's you options : stop whining and filter me or continue whining and filter me
I know that sounds crazy and experimental but I believe you're up to the task of filtering me and my posts
>>5415195
There's been many
>>5415203
Yeah its pretty mellow and calm right now but some people hate mellow and might shake things up for the Fuck of it
>>5415208
You have to take opportunities with both hands
But you knew that (opportunities being the name of the daddy's dick)
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>>5415219
Kek.

The most obvious one was Circe though.
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>>5415207
maki pls.

>>5415203
Circe didn't really bother me. Hitler's ok.
Maki was just too embarrassing. I felt embarrassed for him.
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>>5415201
What did I do to you? Did I hurt your feelings at some point? Top kek stay mad.
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>>5415213

Youre fine.
You make lame jokes, but theyre okay jokes. Obviously when people start shitposting about you and the entire general clogs up, that sucks balls, but at least you arent an embarassment to your species like some of the viscous slimeballs that hang around here.

>>5415210

Its cringeworthy. I see his post, I read it, I feel genuinely embarassed and physically recoil from the computer.

Is this how all of his interpersonal relationships are? How bland can one human be?

There comes a point where the depths of idiocy and empty-headedness have been plumbed to such an extent that simply being in the prescence of someone who is not only the densest person I have ever seen but is UNAWARE of this fact is pure unadulterated torture.

I cant stand it! And he still doesnt see it - the self-delusion and lack of awareness is simply the agonising capstone on a hefty pyramid of C R I N G E

He needs to stop. Its like Chris Chan writ small, fucking hell.

>>5415208

I need to work some stuff out. Maybe after.
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>>5415230
Wow, dude. You need to step away from the monitor and get drunk or laid or something.
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>>5415236

>suddenly

lol
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>>5415208
that would be entartete
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>>5415230
oh my god just filter them

and while you're at it get a trip so I can filter you too. God you made me actually yawn with that post.
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>>5415230
>I need to work some stuff out
>some
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hey /gaygen/, around what age virginity starts to be a hassle? I'm turning 23 soon and still got no action yet. I am wondering how many -possible partners- would find issues with this.

also,
>tfw bday on christmas
>only 1 gift every year
>"one glove for xmas, and 1 for your bday! Ahahaha!" jokes
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The only ones I have issues with were Niggerfaggot, Niq(qer) and that dude who had to spam women everywhere. Like seriously no need to flaunt your sick sexuality in everyone's face.
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>>5415246

>"one glove for xmas, and 1 for your bday! Ahahaha!" jokes

that's terrible
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>>5415236
>He's literally a potato
lel
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>>5415229

>Top kek stay mad

See this is exactly the shit im talking about. You and Irish are made for each other - two grey men awkwardly wielding slang that wasnt designed for them as part of an awkward stilted attempt to forge a personality amidst a sea of stultifying ignorance, clumsiness and garbage.

There is this whole languid "chill" image you seem to be aware of and are reaching for, but seeing you try and maintain a disaffected image is just... piteous. The only thing more cringeworthy than a loser is a loser masquading as a "cool kid". Forget it. You will never be the laidback Clint Eastwood you seem to be aspiring towards, seeing you try is not so much enraging as it is saddening. Stop.

>>5415246

Perhaps you need a better social life? How many friends do you have?
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>>5415220
I'm going to take hold of opportunity with my anus

>>5415239
There's an old pic on the archives of me in panties
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>>5415246
I wouldn't worry too much about it until you're like 30.

A lot, and I mean a lot, of gay guys lose their virginity in their 20s because it's usually harder to have sex as a teen like straight people usually do.

I mean, I really just lucked out and found a good guy to lose it when I was 17, but if it wasn't for that I'd still be a virgin nowadays.
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>>5415240
Yeah
If anything I made it easy for you
Please just filter me and move on
>posting on 4chan
>indicative of outside behaviour
First mistake imagine how shit everyone here would be, like if rugby did want to touch kids and drank his own piss and it wasn't a joke/meme, imagine how fucked he'd have to be
Goddamn
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>>5415246
Male virginity is something from the last few years and invented solely so that man can be shamed into having sex.

Virginity once meant having your hymen intact.
Now it's just an even more meaningless term.
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>>5415236
nothing "suddenly" happened with maki, much like you he was always cancer
>and was always freaking out over his tiny peen
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>>5415263
and when you hit 30 make sure you find a therapist that agrees with this and prescribes you a strong antipsychotic so your libido fries off and you no longer care about anything.
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>>5415272
Oh god is that who I think it is?
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>>5415272
his penis maybe wasn't so long, but it had good girth on it.
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>>5415253
Yeah, i thought so.

>>5415256
It is. Also works for shoes.

>>5415258
My social life is made 50% of long-distance friendship, and 50% of RL friends doing /tg/ things. I've had worse.

>>5415263
Was it a meaningful relationship? doesn't help that i'm a hopeless romantic goof myself.

>>5415268
Are you sure?
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>>5415258
lmao i didnt get nowhere near this amount of abuse feeling neglected
ur pretty funny tho anon keep going
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>>5415277
who? rugby or maki?
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>>5415277
Booger said his was thicker than makis.
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>>5415256
>tfw half-panda(Filipino/white) musclecub bf
>tfw he's a verse bottom(prefers to bottom) with all the qt asian genetics and the good white genetics (good size cock) and fuzzy chest/face

i love everything :'3
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>>5415278

If you're 23, now might be the time to start taking risks and making big steps.
Some things to consider:
>going to a gay bar or club
>joining a sports team (even if youre shit)
>getting a new job
>acquiring a mild drug habit
>either online dating or using online dating sites to find new friends

Do what you like, but make sure you arent doing nothing - inaction is the ONLY way to fail.

>>5415282

thanks but i think i worked most of it out
i feel better now
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>>5415278
>Was it a meaningful relationship?
Yeah, he was my first and only bf so far. We had been together for almost five months before having sex. Then we stayed together for the following three years.

And he was 21, and a virgin too. So really, being 20 something and a virgin isn't that rare for a gay guy.
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>>5415278
>Are you sure?
YES.
Throughout the history of humanity nobody ever gave a single shit about 'male virginity'. It was all about a girl's purity.

"male verginity" is just a ploy. Sex sells, and shaming people into it sells even better.
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>>5415286
what is that torture device
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>>5415286
>It's just warm, slightly salty water.
was it clear transparet piss or yellow piss?

yellow piss' smell usually turns me off.
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>>5415303
I'm guessing it's like a shower head that you put up your urethra.
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>>5415291

Post his nudes
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>>5415311
Sounds lovely
For both piss and sounding enthusiasts
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>>5415309
>yfw your bf gives you a golden shower after and meal of asparagus and taking 5 multivitamins
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>>5415286
>rugby pretending he hasnt drunk his own piss
unprecedented low for you
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>>5415310
>>5415311
yikes
that's certainly clever
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>>5415319
yeah once I was taking a shower with my bf and he had had asparagus and he started pissing there and god it smelt terrible.
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>>5415332

i think wilfred is a cool name
its interesting
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>>5415339
wilfred pls
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>fyi for those ITT that are interested in drinking piss or getting pissed on:
Never drink first stream urine or pee first stream urine on someone. Always use mid-stream urine. Urine is sterile BUT the urethra can contain bacteria that might be harmful. Always pee off to the side to clear out the urethra and then move that stream on to your collection cup if you are going to drink it or onto the person who wants you to urinate on them.
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>>5415323
suuuuuure
fuck off alexander you edgy cunt
>>5415332
swede liked it
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>>5415301
You. I like you. I might share his nudes with you
>>5415316
He's my panda, not yours. You don't get shit.
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>>5415352
feelings mutual t b h
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>>5415347
thanks mom but I think I know how to drink piss
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>>5415357
don't sass me, young man!
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>>5414584
Is he gay?
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>>5415357
you gotta be smart if you wanna be kinky
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>>5415354

Fight me bitch
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>>5415352
Are you Swedish?
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>>5415364
You'd probably win since I have a twinkish build aside from my beard :(.
But my bf could beat up your bf!
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>>5415361
His instagram says he is.
Signs point to yes.
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>>5415370

>your bf
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>>5415357
You won't get any shit if you don't drink your piss, young man
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>>5415368
Coolt, samma här.

Fyfan va dålig captchan är.
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>>5415377
>>5415256

How do i learn to paint like this?
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>>5415370
Anon I don't think he could beat up Rugby
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>>5415378
but moooooooooooooom everybody's going to be eating shit!
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>>5415357
>tfw mom ran away when I was a kid
>she will never teach me how to drink piss like what she used to do with my dad
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>>5415374
Didn't find any post saying he was. He's amazing though, likes comics and looks like a god.
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>>5415397
Stockholm, no bully! Själv?
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>>5415397

>implying implications
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>>5415381
homsa inte upp tråden, blatte.
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>>5415397
All memes aside getting concussions makes you more susceptible to concussions.
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>>5415386
Well you wouldn't want to be left out then, would you? So drink up
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>>5415403
"homsa"?... tala svenska tack.
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>>5415397
And you're marking the tough guy why exactly? Sounds like you're nothing more than a hoodlum.
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>>5415414
jag talar väldiga bra svenska, ja?
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>>5415403
Dessutom är jag vit, så blää.
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>>5415430
Gi snarest tilbake Jemtland og Herjedalen, svenskefaen.
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>>5415422
huh. Where are you from then? Manchester? ^^ I'm about to watch some qaf.
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>>5415434
>>5415414
>>5415430
UKIP would get rid of this
Vote UKIP
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>>5415422
>no one could EVER beat me up

Meme your way out of it. But I would not want to be in a room with an ape that yells "Cmon, hit me in the temple m8! I'm strong!".

Thought you were a fun guy but trying to meme the alpha male is a red flag imo.
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>>5415444
Shut it Clodagh.
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>>5415434
...hvorfor Jemtland og Herjedalen, norrbagge?
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>>5415449
Thanks bro!
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>>5415453
My name's not fucking clodagh
It's fucking tadgh, m8
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>>5415457
Det er rettmessig norsk livsrom.
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>>5415465
Haha not anymore it ain't ;))))) Eat shit yo
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>>5415474
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>>5415467
Didn't expect you to not sass me back. But not as bad as expected. Have a nice day though, or evening/night.
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>>5415478
Oj nej! We only want peace! Why this aggressive behavior!?
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Who's your trip crush?

Gotta go with 5652. He sounds like an autistic child but unfortunately that's what I like.
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>>5415493
>trip crush
YOU Sound like an autistic child.
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>>5415498
Go to bed wilfred
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>>5415493
a-anon
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>>5415377
Senpai you must stay determined.
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>>5415492
1905, best year of my life.
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>>5415493
annskellington

>perfect body
>masc
>top

what else could i ask for?
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>>5415526
Do you have pics of him? Post some!
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