bend over and let us pat you down edition
>>5410977
AM
I
BEING
DETAINED
>>5410983
yes you are being detained
now spread your buttcheeks while we check you
>>5410977
Yeah I'm not sure if I'm gonna trust that.
>>5410977
While I usually dig gangrape fantasies, the dudes in the pic kinda gross me out. No idea why. The outfits are way weird.
How big do you think his dick is?
Is he cut or uncut?
If he was gay, would he be a top or bottom?
>>5411007
>Dick
Probably 8 inches. He's black. It's in the genes.
>Cut or Uncut
Def uncut. Unless he had a medical condition. Then he might be cut. But I doubt he's cut tbqh.
>top or bottom
He's the president. He fucks qt boys on his desk. Definitely top. But may like to bottom for his lobbyist overlords every once in a while.
>>5411002
I know they're pretty fugly.
But I agree with you on the fantasy.
I fantasize abut losing my virginity in some kind of gang rape scenario it makes me so hard.
>>5410999
you don't trust a bunch of authorities wearing skintight uniforms, with large bulges and protruding asses?
are you even gay
Good morning, gg.!
Remember to be kind to everyone!
~PEACE AND LOVE~
>>5411024
blonde
>>5411024
DISGUSTING
>>5411016
Yeah. I really wish I had someone whom I really connected with both emotionally and sexually.
I'm aiming to make myself a little more fuckable in the future. Squats for my butt.
>tfw taking advice from 4chan
What have I become
You project that you're a complete bottom too though?
>>5411015
>Probably 8 inches. He's black. It's in the genes.
Agreed, but I would say maybe 7 inch range.
>Def uncut. Unless he had a medical condition. Then he might be cut. But I doubt he's cut tbqh.
I don't know about that anon. He was born in Hawaii in 1961. During the 1960s, circumcision rates in the USA was in the 90% range for babies born during that time. Hawaii also to this day still have a huge circumcision rate, 77% cut rate in 2012. It's very unlikely Obama wasn't circumcised as a baby.
>Definitely top.
he defiantly comes off as alpha kinda of gay if he was gay.
>>5410977
Ok but be sure to be thorough
i think i'm kind of in love with this really cute, smart and nice girl
if only she were a boy
>>5411031
Lel I'm a total sub. I want to do anything I can to please my top/Dom.
I'm doing squats to improve my butt too lel.
I'm also losing some weight.
I'd be total slut for my future boyfriend. :3
>>5411036
>i think i'm kind of in love with this really cute, smart and nice girl
I'm bi so this is common for me.
Magic
>>5411038
go study or something
>>5411032
Don't forget his father was a muslim.
They circumcise like Jews do. Hell they even cut their women.
>>5411043
What should I study?
>>5411020
>you don't trust a bunch of authorities wearing skintight uniforms
It's the combination of authority and skintight uniform that doesn't sit right with me.
>>5411040
nice bait
>>5411047
astronomy i guess
>>5411045
>Don't forget his father was a muslim.
His father was raised Muslim, but was an atheist later in life. His mother was also an atheist.
There is a high probably Obama is circumcised because of the time when circumcision was so common and the fact he was born in Hawaii, were circumcision is fairly standard. Hell hospitals didn't even ask back then, they just circumcised the boys without asking the parents.
>They circumcise like Jews do.
I was raised Lutheran and baptized Catholic. Me and all of my brothers are all circumcised.
>Hell they even cut their women.
Only in certain countries, not every Muslim country. It's not common in the middle east.
>>5410977
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
>>5411048
>implying that you wouldn't submit if one of those guys ordered you around
>>5411051
I'm still a virgin. I'm 21.
:3c
>>5411065
I didn't know about that. But yeah, those were dark times. :^(
I was circumcised as well. My parents said it's because they didn't want me to look funny in gym class.
I guess I'm just glad they only took the very tip.
Everything else is still there. The inner foreskin, and I still enough skin to get that "gliding", I even have my frenulum intact. My glans isn't covered though. :c
>>5411051
Yeah circumcision rates were very high when was born.
In 2006, 80% of infants in Hawaii were circumcised at birth. So it was probably 100% in 1961 in Hawaii.
Also the rate for circumcision among other races (mixed) in Hawaii is 78% in 2006.
Look up your circumcision rate by your state here:
http://www.cirp.org/library/statistics/USA/state-by-state/
>>5411072
>submit
HAHAHAHAHA
>>5411079
Do you have a brown scar around your cock like mine?
>>5411089
Well, I have a bit of scar where my outer foreskin would have been, yeah.
>>5411079
Mind giving me your stats? Like, height. Mainly. I'm worried that my height of 6'2'' makes it impossible for me to be attractive as a submissive.
There's also my hair loss. But I might manage that problem. So yah, how tall are you?
>>5411082
I'm European. That's why I just assumed about Obama. But I'll browse around that link for a while. Ty.
>>5411089
>tfw botched circumcision
There was literally no reason for this. Dumbfuck parents.
>>5411091
I have never seen a real life foreskin in real life.
I remember the first time I saw a foreskin I started laughing. How do they even clean those things?
>>5411102
>I'm 5'11", 220lbs.
You must be quite fat.
>>5411038
Uu-uhhh where d-do you live anon-kun? :3
>>5411103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcNJE30Ko5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWaBToX5s90
>>5411105
Depends. He might be hella muscular.
This guy is like 260+lbs at 5 foot 11
General question.
What kind of bottoms or subs are tops or doms interested in?
>>5411114
twinks
>>5411113
>much excess skin?
No actually. I expected it but I don't really have any.
Who loves a huge muscle big guy here?
>tfw forgot buying cigarettes
>>5411123
>Black
EWWWWWWWW
I'd rather fuck wiz
>>5411007
Considering he's married to an MTF...
>>5411114
Cute ones that let daddy have his way with them.
>>5411123
Refrain.
>>5411024
>>5411123
>dat hgh gut
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>5411038
Is penis size on your top a factor?
>>5411123
niggers are disgusting
>having an anime profile picture on Grindr
Are you trying to disappoint me
>>5411140
Not really.
>>5411150
>pic_of_myself.jpg
enjoy
>>5411165
I mean pics of the type of dude they're attracted to.
>>5411126
>not wanting a huge big black cock up your asshole from a huge muscle daddy as we play pretend prison rape fantasy.
>>5411169
Who attracted to who?
>>5411173
>wanting to touch a giant turd
>>5410977
#BlackLivesMatter
>>5411178
I replied to two people. So those two people?
>>5411183
twinks are attracted to twinks
>>5411169
something like this.
>Ι'm the anon from the previous thread who likes to smell his bf's clothes.
Just texted him the stuff you said and he said it made him horny. kek
Thanks, gaygen. x
>>5411186
I wanted sample pics of the "twinks" they are attracted to.
>>5411182
even a beautiful orchid flower matters more than a black life
>>5411199
i dont have any gay stuff on my computer so i cant fulfill your request
>>5410977
shop baka desu
>>5411194
He's gonna wreck your butthole when he gets back desu
Yep, went back to France today - and it's still awful. Thankfully Belgium was great, as per usual, the only redeeming thing about France was that I bought a Sodastream.
I told bf about not enjoying sex at all and he was worried that I might be sick. He wished I had told him sooner but he didn't break up with me and told me I was an idiot when I asked him about it. We cuddled.
Better than I expected. I'm so happy he still wants to stay with me.
>>5411232
Hope so, senpai. :3
>>5411131
those nips crack me up
>>5411131
>memento mori
dude so deep lmao
>>5411268
Come be a nerd with me.
QUICK I NEED SOME REALLY BAD JOKES TO USE TO CHAT SOMEONE UP QUIICCCKKKKK
>>5411257
>>5411266
Why would you laugh at such a cute boy? Don't you have a heart?
>>5411277
Buy me a plane ticket
This isn't /hm/. This is for the decent conversation of /lgbt/ issues. I wish a mod would ban everyone who is being lewd, posting sexual imagery, and being a pervert.
>>5411007
>How big do you think his dick is?
6 inches
>Is he cut or uncut?
Cut
>If he was gay, would he be a top or bottom?
Top
>>5411283
>cute
>boy
0/2 lmao
ugly xenogender desu
>>5411284
Can do if you want...
>>5411298
Buy me a house too?
>>5411283
>Don't you have a heart?
My heart is a cold as ice
>>5411268
>yfw your bf stuff his used underwear in your face while he bangs you
WEW. I want to do this to someone now.
>>5411294
I'm getting real tired of your guff, Kouhai.
You'll rue the day when I eventually find you.
>>5411302
Put it in the microwave.
>>5411285
>>5411282
H E L P
E
L
P
>>5411268
>>yfw your bf stuff his used underwear in your face while he bangs you
l-lewd.
Not at that point yet, i t-think.
Just gonna wear one of his t-shirts to bed and hug his pillow to sleep tonight.
>>5411301
Of course, we'll have our house.
>>5411326
Fuck off tranny
>>5411314
Musk fetish is best fetish desu
>>5411317
Come on me, bro.
>>5411331
You only condemn yourself.
>>5411317
>Put it in the microwave.
Tried it.
Now it's black and shriveled.
And it smells like a smouldering corpse.
>>5411326
Are that Jesus guy aka that guy a couple days ago that keeps trying to troll but failing miserably?
So many better shitposters here m8
>>5411320
post boipussy
>>5411326
More proof gays are perverts.
>>5411344
I'm only here to help people become Holy & believe in Jesus. I don't troll. I only point out the obvious when it needs to be.
>>5411326
>>5411332
W-Well, I can't right now. There are tradesmen outside my room, and I'm pretending I'm not home.
>>5411343
Omg, this retard actually put a vital organ in the microwave.
lmao
>>5411343
hot
post pics
>>5411326
You'll never see straight guys talking this way about women unless their a rapist or serial killer.
>>5411337
kek
>>5411357
I can't fail this if I don't believe in him anyway
the worst I can do is end up in purgatory
stop posting any time
>>5411367
Your point being?
sup brahs
i raised ur gay meds
u mad? lol
-posted from jail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxWr0Y11jgE
>>5411363
Instruction manual said nothing about not putting vital organs in the microwave.
That means it's a perfectly valid thing to do.
>>5411357
So I was right.
>>5411378
Shame about the terrible fraud
>>5411357
Nobody cares about your jesus
>guys who pronounce "ing" as "een"
literally garbage desu
>>5411395
Have you had a stroke?
>>5411399
A stroke of disgust
Where's a good place to torrent gay porn like Helix stuff and whatnot?
I want boyish boys, but the clips online are way too short. And half the time when I search for twinks, I get bears instead that have been tagged with it for SOME REASON.
>>5411395
that's how we talk in the south
check your privilege
>>5411382
Oh, I guess that's okay.
You should still feel bad for hurting my feelings.
>>5411402
gaytorrent
gay-torrents
Google.
>>5411395
show your ping.
>>5411409
>>5411404
>Post vocaroo of cute southern accent
yes please
>tfw you are disgusted by trips
>tfw people talk about their trip crush and you just vomit.jpg
>tfw one of them is nice to you once
>tfw you now have a trip crush
>tfw you're a complete idiot
>>5411411
>You should still feel bad for hurting my feelings.
How much you paying?
>>5411417
how to crush?
>>5411401
Oh, so you're wanking again...
>>5411423
I'm pronoucing the ing as een.
>>5411417
>tfw someone posts your pictures and calls you hot even when you're not even talking to them
Strange feeling really. Become a trip you know you want too...
>>5411419
Pardon?
>>5411417
But they're all so terrible.
>>5411432
not really.
>>5411438
>But they're all so terrible.
Literally the worst... some of them even have different coloured eyes, are Canadian, Twinks, 6ft 8, Trannies, Top, Bottoms, and even.... Americans....
>>5411438
I ain't gonna feel sorry if I ain't gonna get paid.
So if you want an apology you better be handing over that cash you homo.
>tfw your bf will never make a youtube video dedicated to your love of each other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-SRK2iFE-k
>>5411435
Haven't had that happen before. It was telling me I'm kinda hot with me being there.
But no, I don't want to become a trip. I want to enjoy the wonder of inconsequential shitposting.
>>5411439
Then rephrase.
>>5411438
Well, except for that one. Not to mention that avatarfags are basically the same as trips.
>>5411449
Ewww please no I'd rather have him fuck my butt as a sign of love than a pretentious youtube vide.
>>5411452
how do you crush on people?
>>5411454
What is: romance.
Sometimes it is cheesy. Wonderfully cheesy.
any chubs here? wanna post body and belly , I need a fap.
>>5411444
>Canadian
Foul.
>>5411445
Well, I don't have much, nor do I owe you anything.
You owe me something though.
And I will come to collect it eventually.
>>5411452
>except for that one
Who?
I won't tell anyone, promise.
>>5411462
Hey, gorgeous.
>>5411463
>>5411452
Being a trip is bad. It brings a bunch of unwanted attention and you always have one person that will hate you. As in try to hurt you when possible. I regret ever being a trip but I had so much fun being one but it's really easy to make enemies. So fucking complimenting though when you have crushes when people like you and fetishize you so it is worth it. But don't take it too far and try to not get involved in "politics".
>>5411417
which one?
>>5411461
>What is: romance.
Walking into your bedroom and seeing your bf laying on bed surrounded by candles and rose petals and then you gently make love to him while whispering to him how much you ove him and then the fucking turns rough and you cum deep inside him and then you realise your violent fucking accidentally set the house on fire so you grab your bf by the hand and run outside, then you snuggle your cold bf in the snow to keep him warm.
That is true romance.
>>5411473
for?
>>5411475
maki
>>5411476
>Only I get to define tr00 romance
You dunce. There's no recipe for this shit. It's whatever feels right.
>>5411482
wtf ist that music in the background?
Hey guys, I'm watching the Tudors atm.
What do you think about the gay relationship stuff in there?
>>5411466
You ain't paying me, you ain't getting no apology from me young man.
Better learn how the world works before it's too late.
>>5411488
>It's whatever feels right.
A youtube video sure isn't right.
That's bordering on "this is why I broke up with you" levels of not right.
>>5411489
its just free background music:
http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/
>>5411482
I JUST WANT MUERICA TO SUCCEED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--hiL2BRah4
>>5411503
>I am the sole authority on this
>It's not right for me
>It can't be right for anyone else
It's a shitty video for sure. And I would cringe if someone made that quality shit for me.
But thinking only you know what true romance is sounds beyond facetious. And I wholely disagree. Maybe it felt right for them. You don't know. So don't pretend you do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUnWFv29-2k
Any guys here paint their nails?
>>5411509
Well I'm sorry my opinion is simply better than yours.
No need to become upset.
>>5411512
>Troye
>>5411512
no because Im not a faggot, I just like men It doenst imply that I need to be an obnoxious faggot who screams everywhere that he likes cock in his mouth, so no I dont paint my nails.
>>5411496
ah, thats never happened.
>>5411487
Why do people still bring this faggot up daily?
>>5411522
>I just like men It doenst imply that I need to be an obnoxious faggot who screams everywhere that he likes cock in his mouth
Yet..that's what 95% of the guys on here do everyday, even Jupp & SP.
>>5411526
He brings himself up.
>>5411532
>Jupp & SP
>Guys
Haha good one anon.
>>5411494
>Tudors
I have the series on dvd but I haven't watched it yet. You've convinced me to start it after I finish this last paper
>tfw wanting a chubby dick in your poopoo
>>5411290
Thx Michelle
>>5411540
>You've convinced me to start it after I finish this last paper
But all the gay guys have facial hair. ;_;
>>5411525
What's never happened now?
>>5411522
instead be an obnoxious """"""""""masc"""""""""" faggot who screams everywhere about faggots all the time
>>5411544
>>5411549
thinking someone has a cool personality/identity.
>tfw you'll never live up to twink standards
>tfw no top will ever want you
my cat is raping my other cat right now
good thing he's neutered
>>5411544
>no wanting a chubby doo doo puss on your weiner
>>5411552
I never said that Im masc or anything else Im not masc at all I like boyish kinda but I dont behave like a faggot and I dont scream about faggots I was just answering your question.
>>5411555
How did you mean "that's never happened before" then? o.O
>>5411560
>gays with cats
red flag
>>5411540
Don't do it. it's shit. They couldn't have picked a worse Henry the 8th if they tried.
>>5411564
I've never found someones personality or identity cool, if thats a crush I've never had one.
>>5411559
I like regular looking guys who are neither twinky or feminine, too, so maybe I would want you.
maybe post pic?
>>5411559
Post sub-standard booty.
why is he so cute, sisses?
who has the skinniest legs here?
>>5411567
I can take care of those cats
I'll treat them well
>>5411586
I don't think I'm apathetic, misanthropic or a cynic, but what do I know.
>>5411598
speak when spoken to
>>5411598
It's past midnight and I got work tomorrow you tripfagging arsenugget.
Thanks though. But my face would make you dissapoint tbqh.
Maybe tomorrow... but I got so much shit to doooo. How does anyone actually manage bringing sports into his life?
>>5411600
Don't you have friends that you think are pretty cool? Or are you just that high-standard when it comes to being impressed?
Not meant to be insulting btw. Sorry if it came off as that or anything.
>>5411591
You might like this too...
(sounds like an older Troye Sivan with a younger Peter Gabriel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXaU0QzByIM
>>5411417
FOR REAL THOUGH
all the trips are ugly as fuck only maybe two of them I would actually touch
>>5411607
>/watch? v=hXaU0QzByIM
That links to the homepage.
>tfw mtf
>tfw I wish I could just be gay
You guys have it the best. Feels fucking awful because I would be such a top tier dude. Plus the physical strenght that guys can put on with training makes me so jelly.
post legs
>>5411582
not me
>>5411611
Which two?
Probably the femfaggots
I think most of them are pretty attractive. They jus look like normal people.
>>5411606
I have friends, but I don't know if I think they are cool. We are more friends because we've known each other for so long that if I just leave they start inquiring if there's something wrong with me and they should be worried. Most of the time they just need someone to listen to their troubles.
I don't think I have any standard for being impressed really, but I can't recall being impressed by anyone.
>>5411619
hell no and one of them hasn't posted here in months
>>5411625
>Facial hair is good.
NO.
Shave that shit off.
>>5411611
I don't know how any of their faces look. And tbqh, some peoples standards are just high for the sake of being cool on here.
I'm guessing yours are too unless you are some adonis-looking motherfucker.
>>5411610
Nah. Sounds like Bootleg Julian Casablancas tbqh. Or maybe the Wombats. But not that good imo.
>>5411624
You are one weird, fellow. Good luck with any of your endeavours. As long as you are happy and don't hurt other along your way, have fun.
>>5411615
>hairy disgusting legs.jpg
its not disgusting to have hair at all, its hot
I bet you make good sandwiches too. tell me how you make a sandwich
>>5411637
I don't have any endeavors, I'm just waiting to be old enough to off myself so people will understand it was for the best. Have fun yourself.
>>5411637
nah they're just ugly
>>5411642
Cause of dysphoria dog. I wish I could be big and strong while being a girl. My favorite hobby is mountaineering so that extra muscle and strength is the difference between summitting and not.
I have to work my ass off like 3 times as hard before a mountain that I used to be able to breeze up the side.
>>5411642
No way in hell I'm ever posting my mug on here. No. Way. In. Hell. That would be borderline psychotic masochism.
I mean... I'd send it to you to rate it. But I'm 90% sure you'll be a dick and repost it.
>tfw the other ten percent want you to tell me I'm handsome
>>5411614
another tranny here
same
i wanted to be a gay boy so much i emulated flamboyant effeminate queens but stopped when i got assaulted in school. even when i came out to my mom she was like "why weren't you born just a gay guy"
>>5411647
How do you konw how they look? Like, seriously. I don't know how any of them look tbqh.
any straight bros here?
>>5411633
I look horrible without facial hair
>>5411614
>>5411651
>>5411654
>trannies
>heteros
>biscums
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5411654
Straight bro here
>>5411658
>>5411654
Straightest hetero bro here
So who's into judy garland? She's fucking rad, dude
How many guys did you have sex with this year?
How many ladies did you have sex with this year?
>>5411658
Don't be a hater /gg/..
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08HeSxVEY4S
>>5411487
He posts in lgbt all the time just not in gaygen. You should say hey to him im sure he'd like it.
>>5411641
Sandwich? Are you talking about something lewd or about food?
>>5411667
100 (all imaginary)
0
>>5411667
2 guys, no vagina jew.
Now fuck off.
Is he cute, weirdly cute or weird?
>>5411654
haaay hunty, i love vagina and boobies!
>>5411662
I feel compelled to shout Yolo and ask you for a throwaway email.
Have you ever posted or sent someone from here a face pic before?
The only picture of you I know are those proportionally humongous chest muscles with gorgeous nips and belly.
>>5411681
weird/creepy
>>5411681
He's plain ugly.
>>5411681
weird
>>5411684
>humongous chest muscles
>>5411681
>Ubenannt
Warum guckt man sowas an?
Hes ugly as fuck
>>5411670
uhh
I like a sandwich with a piece of prosciutto and a slice of gouda on it
of course we could make a sandwich with you in the middle with a dick up your ass and your dick up some ass, it's all hunky dory
>mfw my winter bulk is working
>>5411691
Das lewd :3c
I dont know how to make a sandwich tho maybe something different?
>>5411681
his lips look painful
>>5411684
>[email protected]
I post my face all the time. Pic related.
>>5411685
>>5411687
>>5411688
I like his cute duckface, but I hope his lips are natural. I'd say weirdly cute.
here is the source btw, I can link that right?
>>5411694
>he looks like pepe
L O L
O
L
>tfw no pepe bf
>>5411690
I like how he kisses and hugs the guy t b h.
I don't think he is that ugly.
>>5411703
agreed t b h, they look unnatural
Sometimes I just want to punch the guys who thinks it's a good idea to do that shit.
first step on being a tranny
>>5411681
looks like buffalo bill
Guys what if Heaven and Hell are real?
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