Does drinking one beer make you an alcoholic?

yes
but how do you accidentally suck one ?

>>5410522
not if it's a girls dick

Nah. You are just as dissimulated as you were before.

>>5410522
>Accidentally
story time OP

I accidentally repeatedly pushed myself up and down on huge dick until I got filled with semen and had a prostate orgasm while screaming like a little bitch.
Is this gay ? I only did it ironically and accidentally.

>>5410522
>Be me.
>Have friend over.
>His pants catch on door handle, come open.
>Trips, falls in only his underwear.
>Pet dog sees, thinks it's a game, rips open his underwear.
>Suddenly, his satyriasis medication wears off and he gets hard.
>See this, go to help.
>Step on lego, trip.
>Open mouth to avoid crushing his dick.
>Makes noise sort of like "Horgh!" when I hit him.
>He cums when I try to get off him and just sort of end up waddling around and licking.
>We both laugh because we know it's just an accident.

Was that what happened?

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>accidentally

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>>5410522
>accidentally

>>5410522

>Accidentally

Did you think it was a Popsicle?

>>5410653
This. Was it at least a feminine penis op? For your own sake, tell us it was.

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>>5411514
>feminine penis

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>>5410522
was it fun?

>>5410965
why do i have a boner now

>>5410522
were you wearing a dress?

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>>5410522
I'd accidentally suck your dick.

>>5414684
Literally my life. Former "transbian". Orientation means nothing, dick will turn you gay.

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>>5410560
I want to hear this story too.

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I feel a little bad for OP since he only accidentally sucked it and had no enthusiasm behind it from what I assume.

Cocks are amazing and are the most perfect thing to have smacking your tonsils while you look up at your man waiting for his beautiful gift of sperm

>>5414710
the D is irresistible desu senpai

>>5410522
Yes.

>>5410522
Do you dream about the experience every night? Does the taste haunt you, slipping into everything you eat and drink?
When you look at a strange man, do you start thinking of ways to trip and fall into them, bringing it all to pass again?