I'm bi, he's straight.. I really like him, he once told me i'm handsome… He knows i'm bisexual, you know where this is going right ;) ? Give me some tips on seducing some straighties and getting that booty :D
>>5400330
Tell him you want that bootie. Then grab it, play it off as gay pranks till he responds.
>>5400330
Not very straight now is he?
>>5400330
haha this is fucked up
you're fucked up
>>5403992
This is the worst advice, don't just grab on him, he knows you are interested if he was too he would let you know
>>5400330
try doing the blowjob cheek at him a few time. or take shots the casually mention how you would totally suck his cock
>>5400330
Take him out for a few pints. He may turn out to be the fabled "three-beer queer." Just make sure he's still sober enough to give affirmative consent.
>>5400330
super easy, follow these steps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm2a6klWHbc
it can't be done. seduction only works on women.
>>5409024
>Just make sure he's still sober enough to give affirmative consent.
This or the exact opposite:
So drunk he doesn't remember shit.
Met a guy who says hes not really in to guys, but is attracted to femeninity
Hes goddam adorable and got some pretty decent ms paint skills
Pic related
>>5410855
Ayyyy
>>5410819
what in the fuck
>>5400330
Get him good and drunk. Tell him you want to suck his cock.
Really, it isn't tough.
Speaking as a straight degenerate male that fantasizes over being seduced into having my dick sucked by a fag, this is what would work for me:
>Really drunk
>Would be helped along tremendously if I was rolling on molly
>Can't be brash like "hey anon wanna do some gay shit?"
more like "I really fancy sucking dick tonight (throw that out a few times, but don't direct it at him), hey anon ushould let me suck ur cock, we (fags) are 10x better than women in the bj department, it's not gay if you're recieving, no one will find out I myself REALLY don't want anyone to find out either"
all that type of reasuring "straight guy doing something gay' apologetics type of reasoning. Also if you're out clubbing or at a party or with other people then he can't feel like there's ANY possibility that other people are aware that you're hitting on him, a wall will be put up
What I will say is, even if he ends up being up for it, you gotta be able to put in the work, like spending half an hour convincing a pussy friend to go on a scary ride, at first it's an adament no, then it's a no but the situation and everything you've said is being weighed up in his head, then eventually it rolls round to a agreement, you should keep the pressure up because if he does come round to it, he wont want to be like "so I thought about it and now I want to do some gay shit with you" no, the hetero personality wont allow it, you've gotta be the assertive one, leading etc so if he does come around all he has to do is "fine" or be obviously passive enough to just allow you to go through with it taking the lead. Know what I mean?
Maybe this situation will make more sense. A super shy, can't talk to girls virgin nerd--no game, ALL the odds are stacked against him, if he has to make a move, or be the pursuer, he'll never get anywhere - but a super assertive but non intimidating girl can take the lead and be assertive without being intimidating, he can then easily be led to fuck her
>>5411674
I've not read over what I've typed so there's a good chance there's a lot of redundancy in what I wrote
I'm just kinda rolling with the first thoughts that come in my head. I think something you have to be aware of is the hetero barrier and how sensitive it can be, that's why you gotta be subtle at first, throwing out statements like "I just wanna suck any ol' cock, no attatchments blah blah", give him the impression that you'd suck his dick without making him feel gay or that it's a big deal, and if he's wasted or rolling face, there's a strong chance of him just letting you go through with it -- get yourself to a point where you could just say I want to suck your cock, grab his junk and start slowly taking his dick out, probably best to not even look at his face that way he doesn't have to show acknowledgement of this gay-situation he's heading to, his dick's already alert from your touch and if he looks at your face his brian will just be "it's anon! look at his face he's a dude abort! abort! abort!"
Also making sure no one around picks up on the fact you're trying this on him, cause if he thinks people or someone can tell this is happening that hetero barrier will shoot up and you'll have no chance
My fantasy is be to walking home from town wasted drunk, and to be seduced into having my dick sucked, by a charismatic fem-looking guy, who totally leads the whole interaction, I basically stand there and let him do it - possibly stopping half way through, by that point I'll be horny enough suck his dick and fuck his ass
I used to be 100% straight but /b/ has desensitized me over the years. Makes the 'Nature vs Nuture' argument even murkier
>>5409024
> Just make sure he's still sober enough to give affirmative consent.
consent is for women
>>5409024
>consent
>>5411674
good advice.
i would add that if you tell him that you won't tell anyone, then you absolutely cannot tell anyone after the fact.
i convinced a really hot str8 friend to let me suck his cock when he was drunk and he let me and it was everything i dreamed of and more and the next day i was so euphoric that i told a friend who i thought didn't know him and would never say anything but it turns out he told a friend who told a friend who told the str8 guy who then confronted me, nearly beat me to shit and refused to ever speak to me again although i see him all the time (he is a bartender at a club i go to) and it feels terrible to know that he hates me now because i couldn't keep my mouth shut.
telephone
telegraph
telefag
don't tell a fag if you want it to be a secret
>>5411674
>>5411760
You don't really want to be seduced, you're porn script is just you seducing yourself.
Seduction means not knowing what is going to happen and not being in control and surrendering. The male mind is not set up for seduction because it works visually, only the female mind can be seduced.
Sexual assault 101
>>5411853
That's my number one concern, fags are worse than women for not being able to shut their damn mouths over gossip or secrets, be a man and bury that info away in your brain, this is why we have the internet, go fucking tell people online not in real life
If I was sure it wouldn't be found out, I'd find any fag I somewhat liked the look of, and see what signals I could drop, but my town is tiny it'd have to be a different city.
And every homosexual knows every other god damned homosexual where I live, they're ALL hairdressers, bartenders or work in clothes shops so it's like they have an secret information network that spans the whole town, they get so much gossip from so many people is crazy, I have a friend that's so flambuant that EVERY woman just immediately wants to tell him their secrets or gossip
Also that video anon posted further up "How to get a straight jock in 10 easy steps" that looks like it'd work on me, straight guy is passive, gay is assertive but not overly dominant, and the really quick straight away going for the dick, leaving no time for him to think/react is essentially the king-pin move in my mind
>>5411876
well for me I think I'd only be down for it if it's a non butch, smaller framed feminine guy
AND if I was drunk, I've had a 3 way kiss with a girl and another guy, I was so drunk and it was so out of nowhere, I have any heebie-jeebies either.
But I'm very much a Sub, being dominated by a woman, or being seduced by a guy is a turn on, again, only with narcotics in my system
>>5411876
>The male mind is not set up for seduction because it works visually, only the female mind can be seduced.
also wanted to say, you have to remember there are near enough 8 billion(?) people on the earth at this point, the number of outliers is HUUUGE, and I bet most of those outliers are in the West, where traditional male/female roles are being distorted, challenged and outright denied as having a biological basis, pakistand or the congo? You're right, they'll probablly all be male=male brain and female=female brain
>>5411983
Again, planning out the scenario you'd be comfortable with is neither being seduced nor being submissive, both of those things is about not knowing what will happen and surrendering to someone else's will. That these things can only happen with narcotics is just your lack of standing up to what you like. Also be careful of this >>5411947 since you're into fem gays, they tell tall tales.
>>5412001
Inhabitions loosen when under the influence, same situation where a women wakes up and sees that she slept with a guy that she'd never in a hundred years sleep with if she was sober
I'm just saying what my fantasy is, and if all the elements of the fantasy were to appear in real life then I don't see why it wouldn't be great
the "seduction" thing is just because I would never be the one to make a move, as soon as there's sexual tension or a realisation that someone likes me, or they realise I like them, I turn meek, introverted, and just feel embarrassment and shame, all that stems from only having horrible interactions and experiences with people I like from the first time I realised I felt sexual attraction (about 10 yrs old) all the way through highschool. So i've got zero skills in mating/courting/flirting what ever you call it
