thanks
lsat thread:
>>5397022
>>5398629
first for anons
>>5398622
Buddy...
>>5398642
W/e I dont take anything you two say seriously anyway, so why should I now.
i wanna dump a thick load down the right guy's ass hole
>>5398652
Jupp... are you... okay?
*~* licks senpai's crust pussy *~*
>>5398654
i like left
>>5398636
Hes sucking my dick first. Ill pass senpai off to you when i finish and he can suck you off with my cum in his mouth.
But my dick is 5.7 inches. Not really a bp killer.
>greater concentration of namefags to anons than mtfg
nice one gaygen
>>5398664
cause his face is similar to yours
>>5398652
Bae...
>>5398673
It's always been like this....
Gays have female brains. We are attention whores
>>5398681
nigger im masc as fuck and eat trannies for dinner hence why im so fat.
>>5398678
idts...
i think it's just the glasses
i have much better brows
I hope this is a friendly thread.
I love all of you!
>>5398629
http://imgur.com/ANz9XxR
>>5398641
Don't make fun of my stutter, talking to boys is hard.
>>5398658
She crazy, gurl. She can't handle the fact that me and SP have had successful solo careers since the break up, while she's just a flop backup singer.
>>5398672
>5.7 inches
>>5398658
yeah sure w/e.
First episode of voyager now. bye
>>5398661
I wonder how a stepping ladder feels like, im assuming really good, or really bad.
>>5398688
lol wizzy plz this image is 100% you
>>5398668
Sluts
Don't make me flip your legs up and eat your ass
>>5398690
>implying speaking is the only thing that's hard when you talk to me
:3c
>>5398694
At least I'm not black. ;^)
>>5398701
>that picture
Stop posting sissy stuff.
>>5398688
>tthhsssooo maaathsssc
>>5398672
>5.7 inches
>>5398695
jupp is slowly losing it
lets pray for sp
>>5398701
God I wanna vomit when I see this nonsense
>>5398701
>that pic
>>5398706
I'm back home whats good
>>5398712
*slaps your bitch ass*
*rapes your sissy cunt*
i am also here just for the penis pics
>tfw tranny intruder
>>5398724
nn daddy wreck my shitcunt
>Went to craigslist and for whatever reason it sent me to the Lille France craigslist instead of Minneapolis. For shits and giggles, I checked out male for male (Homme cherche homme), and every single post was in English. Any idea what's up with that? Do fellas across the pond expect only US travelers to use it or something?
Craigslist is mostly used by Americans
post yfw this thread
>>5398720
SHEET NIGGA ITS ABOUT TO KICK OFF IN THIS BITCH! :3
I'm going to bed. I'm an old fart.
>>5398705
Enough, Puppers!
You're thirstier than Kouhai today, it's unsettling.
>>5398734
I hope you never wake up :3
>>5398725
Take femgen with you on your way out when you get done playing with your gurltinker.
>>5398672
Start squatting m8. Who cares if you have a small dick, if there's a thousand pounds of force behind it.
>>5398712
It's important to women that their fetish be as romanticized as possible.
>>5398720
>whats good
Nothing. Everything is suffering.
Tfw you will never be as masc as Hope
>>5398737
One more fat post. nite honey
>>5398702
For realsies?
>>5398737
so you're not denying it then
I wanna suck my bf's toes so bad... but i think he'd be weirded out?
>>5398745
Yes
>>5398743
I remember being 15 and having an account on biggercity
how degenerate can I get
>>5398750
Fucking degenerate
I had some top try and kiss my foot during sex.
>stop that and fuck me harder
>>5398755
Hook up with him again and let him fuck your feet.
>>5398750
Give him a foot massage. Then start sucking on toes and see what he does.
>>5398739
um i would play with my nipples if anything, fammy
wouldn't it be a little weird to masturbate to pictures of dicks when there could be whole bodies of hunks attached to it?
>>5398750
Start kissing down his tighs, suckle on his toes a little when you get there and if he's grossed out just move on back up.
>>5398754
>black guy who like fat white people
color me surprised.
>>5398755
>kissing your bottom
>on any body part
>ever
>not spitting in his mouth so he knows he's nothing but a hole for you to fill with your fluids
pff. what an amateur.
>>5398763
times have changed for the better
>>5398741
>tfw I will never bathe in Snow's ubermensch semen
>>5398748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WviwYLZubSw
>>5398750
Probably not. That's pretty vanilla stuff.
>>5398743
Th-those perky tits..it's not right! Who would be into something like that!
>>5398763
>color me surprised.
>color
>>5398766
I agree
Gym time fags ttyl
>>5398770
gurl pls you kno you like sucking on fat white guy tits
>>5398771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRtxoedAy34
tf is her problem
do you like your chubs hairy or hairless, gaygen?
>>5398791
Hairy ofc
Hairless chubs look like big babies
>>5398783
you right girl I'm a ho
>>5398793
>not wanting to cuddle big babies that are really just hairless rotund grown men
>>5398795
How big is your dick? might as well ask becuz stereotypes
>>5398791
>>5398793
Senpai always knows the answer
>>5398809
6 inches
it ain't big
>>5398823
Is this how you used to fuck em?
http://xhamster.com/movies/4041160/chub_interracial_fuck.html
>>5398823
Post dick.
>>5398831
Wiz pls calm your interracial lust
http://dirtykinkypigs.tumblr.com/post/135240969975/tomthedom80-stopnodontstop-datravellr-the
I nutted in my underwear
choose a new trip name...
semen demon?
sperm worm?
boner toner?
spunk monk?
cock dock?
erection ejection?
dick tick?
cum plum?
seed steed?
prick chick?
cock stock?
seminal sentinel?
phallus chalice?
anus ignoramus?
smegma enigma?
beef curtain hurtin?
cunt runt?
jism prison?
ballbiting ballerina?
dongle mongle?
penis machinist?
chin chin bin?
scrotum sorceress?
wiener cleaner?
pole populator?
stiffy stimulator?
pillar pimper?
column culminator?
testicle tamer?
sperm specialist?
glans gladiator?
frenulum fractionizer?
foreskin fornicator?
penile private?
smut sergeant?
cock captain?
\orifice officer?
rear admiral?
cummander?
lewd lieutenant?
meat major?
cunt colonel?
wiener witch?
phallus phalanx?
cock commandant?
dong deity?
seminal fluid druid?
jizz wiz?
benis burglar?
wang waxer?
schlong sentinel?
dick dastard?
jizz jezebel?
tally wacker packer?
schlong sorcerrer?
weenie genie?
chode road?
male repoductive organ gorgan?
shaft shaft?
ding dong dungeon?
scrotum totem?
ballsack knapsack?
testicle vestibule?
Wball butter nutter?
cock cream captivator?
man milk mephistopheles?
smegma smuggler?
cum connoisseur?
semen sommelier?
urethra barista?
>>5398833
Not really just a guy who is nosey
>>5398836
WOOF
>>5398843
I like it
>>5398843
>spunk monk
>not spunk hunk
Shamefur dispray
>>5398843
what name would best fit a femboy with glasses?
>>5398832
do i look like niq?
>>5398843
Somebody is thinkin' about the D. Cum Plum is actually cute, but jism prison is hotter. Or jism jail. The important thing is nothing gets out alive.
>>5398882
Lieutenant Lewd.
I'd give you command of my platoon if you know what I mean.
>>5398882
latent transsexual
>>5398902
I don't know post bp and I'll tell you.
>>5398882
Rimless Rimmer. Cock Goggles. Four-eyed Fuckpiece. Glass4ass. Corrective cockwear.
>get on my comedy lvl
>>5398929
>tfw you're starting to grow tits now
>>5398882
Booger 2, Electric Boogaloo
>>5398836
lmao... from that same blog:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/fb6e193d95ad72185e06519fd6a65d4e/tumblr_nz9a7jrevA1u70gr9o1_1280.jpg
>when things don't go quite as planned
>>5398961
How ya doin', pal-ington?
>>5399023
I want to believe that's Nutella or something, but the colour just isn't quite right.
>>5399023
>>5399048
Who are you trying to fool here, gurl?
>>5399035
Alright. No new complaints anyways.
You?
>>5399023
Why the fuck did I follow the link?
If my penis was even average every single thread would be covered in my cock.
>>5399082
trip on booger
>>5399082
Post below average penis.
>>5399089
Jesus Christ im getting tired of getting accused of being her.
>>5399089
Isn't Booger's peen the very definition of average, like smack dab in the middle?
>>5399057
i know we have this whole begrudgingly affectionate tsundere bants thing goin on and all
but you don't kick a man when he's just been traumatized
hold me
>>5399058
Purdy gewd. I didn't click that link. No GRIDS yet. Purdy gewd. What was the link?
>>5399106
fatanon (the guy who avatar fags with that tranny model dude) smeared vegemite in his ass crack and took a pic of it.
>>5399098
Everyone says 4 inches. I totally accidentally saw a lewd. Gotta say it's a pretty special micro-loan of manhood.
>>5399103
No. I'm in charge here.
>>5399113
That's not what Vegemite looks like, matey.
>>5399116
>first read that as "everyone says 4 inches in the average length"
I thought he said it was 5.5".
>>5399136
So... are you doing scat porn now or has this been going on for a loooooot longer?
>>5399136
that's pretty much what is looks, smells, and tastes like
>>5399151
*it
>>5399148
Don't play, gurl. I won't fall victim to your loaded questions.
>>5399151
Not really. I could actually smear Vegemite on my ass and take a photo to show you, but cleanup would be awful.
>>5399152
Vegemite tastes good. To insinuate otherwise is bloody treason, mate.
Gaygen's song tbqh
https://youtu.be/JANrf_AL_O8
>>5399162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X96SpVapfaU
>>5399158
>Vegemite tastes good
bogan pls
>>5399146
Mayyybe. Doesn't look it, but maybe. IDK for sure what he said. He's rarely namefagging when I'm around. Plus impostors. Plus boog impersonating himself. Meh. I don't like to the play the "run silent run creep" game of guessing who's posting.
>>5399152
Hah. Yeah, well as I said I won't fall for emotionally unavailable boys on the internet. I don't care how good they shill jewface or art-fag it up.
>>5399167
phewww, thought that was going to be that prolapse video again.
>>5399175
you seem to bring it up more than i do :3c
It's that time of the night again.
Post your trip crush.
>>5399167
What every straight women expects of every gay? I ain't doing a dance number cuz some bish got tfw no bf feelz. I AINT
>>5399178
It's rather horrid Tbh but I had the tune stuck in my head for like a fucking week after I saw it. It's like the buttsecs version of the Ring... you can't escape it's menace.
How much money can you make doing gay porn anyway?
>>5399169
I grew up in the country, b-but I'm not like the rest of them!
City bogans are the true problem anyway.
>>5399181
I want to crush SP's head in a vice while his co-pilot watches.
>>5399181
I am an island.
Every time I have sex I just wish for it to be over as quickly as possible. I've had sex with three people so far, all of them bfs. I haven't told anyone how much I hate it, not even my current (and please God, make it permanent) bf.
It often hurts. It's uncomfortable. It's squelchy. It's wet. The mood is disgusting. Anal, oral, top, bottom, nothing does it. I don't even particularly enjoy kissing, I much prefer hugs and cuddling. I rarely experience lust, close to never.
It's just not good at all for me, but I play my part for my bf's sake and do my best.
What do I do, guys?
>>5399002
>not Booger 2, Electric Boogeroo
I am disappoint.
>>5399209
>I never claimed to be a bright man.
Get on my based bachelor lvl
>>5399215
wow. this post made me sad tbH.
I think you are looking at the status quo you are currently in or an open relationship with your current bf. Without your current bf you are looking at being alone or a relationship with someone else who has asexual tendencies.
>assuming here that this isn't an /r9k/ style troll where you are just an autistic hetero
>>5399196
>"i'll take a dick, i'll take a dick, i'll take a dick dick dick dick dick"
OK that makes more sense.
>>5399257
This did not.
when the fuck is she going to release new music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VChFSM9dWek
>>5399257
I wonder if that one autistic straight guy that bitches about women is still around.
>>5399275
Never hopefully. Worst diva tbqh.
>>5399257
Should I tell him? I can talk to him about anything, but I've chosen not to tell him about this in case the sex won't be good anymore for him if he's got that in the back of his mind. I don't want to ruin this, and I know sex is most often integral to a relationship.
>>5399245
I've been healthy at all my yearly checkups so far, but I've never asked about low libido. But I have no problems gaining or maintaining an erection. I just never feel like using it.
>you will never be young, gay, and youtube famous
>>5399265
>This did not.
He's going to have to provide the sex, let the bf get the sex somewhere else, or breakup and find someone who also hates having sex...or be alone.
There was some bullshit /r9k/ post (saw a screengrab of it) where its some dude that's posting about how he was in a homosexual relationship but was not a homosexual. He just liked all the affection he was getting and didn't know how to tell the older guy that he was grossed out about having gay sex.
>>5399314
>Is biscum
>Is only 26
What's your YouTube, Dick Rickets?
This is a public service announcement.
Know your bussy types.
>>5399291
>Should I tell him?
If I had a bf who told me that, I'd dump him. It'd ruin the sex forever and a sexless relationship is just friendship.
>>5399328
show uncropped version faggot.
>>5399348
Yeah I would want a mutually satisfying sex life
>>5399215
>I rarely experience lust...
So when do you experience lust?
>>5399348
I would want to know. Even if it couldn't be repaired. It's not rape since you're doing it willfully, but you're not feeling passion. Look, words don't matter that much. People express love by actions. And sex is supposed to be the ultimate expressive action. If I knew you didn't feel anything I'd be 12 kinds of rustled you didn't tell me ASAP. Because your romantic relationship isn't real. You're cuddle buddies unless you fix this. This is unhealthy.
>>5399328
>inner and outer sphincter muscles involuntarily clenched at rest.
How do you prevent/revert this?
>>5399358
http://i.imgur.com/L7U1304.jpg
>>5399365
I meant How do you maintain/re-enforce this.
>>5399365
Train your boypuss with toys n stuff
>>5399372
You can't if you want to take the D often
just accept your boypuss
who's ready for the survivor finale tomorrow?
>>5399372
Avoid volatile gels.
>>5399360
>>5399359
Ok, then I'll have to break it to him tomorrow...
Shit. I felt like it was going so good and I finally found someone who I love. I'm hoping for the best outcome here, but realistically I'm just hoping he won't be too hurt because I kept it from him during the last two years. Now it's time for crying in the couch. :(
>So when do you experience lust?
Sometimes when cuddling I might feel like dry humping or grinding on him, but not anything more than that. Little insignificant things like that which almost never happen.
>>5399376
turns out that the external sphincter is a volintary muscle and can therefore be strengthened and tightened. So fuck you faggot, atleast the important asshole can stay tight.
Mancunts are gross, who the fuck would touch that?
>>5399417
>two years
holy fuck dude you fucked up
>>5399423
I love him a lot. I just wanted it to work. :(
>>5399417
if it's any consolation anon, i wouldn't break up with you. fucking isn't everything even if you're gay. [spoiler]but i'm also an ugly virgin who's desperate for affection and love[/spoiler]
Was 4chan down? How has this thread not been finished
>>5399447
Americunts are asleep.
>>5399430
I mean, you fucked up but it's not horrific. If I were in your bfs situation I'd be feeling pretty insecure, and a bit lied to.
I wouldn't end it because you lied, but I might if the sex isn't wanted.
>>5399447
Because im not shitposting about my tiny penis
>>5399464
Stop teasing and post penis.
>>5399469
Can we have some new dick pics?
You're the hottest trip.
>>5399417
Yeah, it's rough, but at least you're telling him and maybe there's a solution. The fact that you can get aroused when comfy suggests this is a psychological thing you can work through. Good luck, fagfam.
>>5399464
Why not? Have you given up on anonymous sexual humiliation? That's a low bar, bud.
Is Key West famous for it's faggotry?
>>5399470
>>5399478
please don't post abominations even ironically.
>>5399478
No one else is man enough for me.
>>5399452
I'm americunt
>>5399499
Theres a bunch of men here though lol.
>>5399503
Who? Gross bears or the Jupp and Senpai twins?
>>5399505
Wiz
Rugs
Jupp
SP
Who are the gross bears lol?
>>5399507
the ones you listed lmao
also the ones that are posting 24/7 unfortunately
>>5399507
Wiz - Kinda cute but too fat.
Rugs - Good looking but not manly enough, looks cute more than anything.
Jupp - Looks like a creepy middle age dude at the gym, kinda hot.
Senpai - More or less as above.
>>5399478
I wasn't aware of this guy before I Jupp started wackey weaseling William everywhere. I find him entertaining. A swishy faggot hamming it up is basically the same personality as the grills I tried to be with. Now that I think about it. Mind BTFO.
Yeah fuck the trips
>>5399518
He's kinda manly but it just seems put on.
I can't take him seriously even having talked to him on skype a few times.
I don't really mean it as a bad thing, like I said I find it cute but it ruins the manlyness factor.
>>5399507
lol
>>5399522
He was funnier a couple of years ago, really clever and quick witted. Something's a bit off about him now.
Probably drugs or something.
>>5399530
Go to bed, moor.
>>5399536
It's only 11, not bed time
>tfw this one core class has a two attempt limit
>if you don't pass the second time, you get kicked out of the program
>taking it the first time around
>might have to take it again
Fuck me. I'm scared /gaygen/, never failed a class before or got a D. Hardly have any Cs too.
Maybe I should drop out or kill myself.
>>5399535
what do you consider manly?
>>5399535
Yeah who and what do you consider manly?
>>5399535
Too boyish
>>5399535
Talk to me when I'm not drunk and excited then you'll see what my normal voice is like.
>>5399535
Stop posting that, I want to dislike him.
>>5399542
A general must rest and rise early. To your chamber!
>>5399547
You can do it, Anon! I believe in you!
>>5399499
>>5399470
I'm really flattered.
>brb taking dick pics. lol
>>5399558
Whore.
>>5399561
omg post them
>>5399559
I was referring to how you're acting in that webm. Beyond that I just know you from your words.
>>5399566
You should get some nekoears like that desu
>>5399566
http://webm.land/w/ma40/
>not being a nekoraver
Faggot.
>>5399548
>>5399549
Kinda silly I guess, stereotypical macho man stuff but not over the top mustached 80's bodybuilder.
>>5399558
<3
>>5399559
>boyish
He probably just meant your age. You will bake and season soon enough. A golden brown. The French will make you a manly Rugz Brulee.
>>5399571
So basically all the "straight" men that post here?
>>5399557
>that generic response
Wow. Am I that fucked that I couldn't even get a feel-good that isn't generic?
It's over for me.
>>5399569
No ears for me
>>5399570
Now Now be nice
>>5399576
Maybe you should quit worrying about stupid things like academics and start worrying about the bigger picture with how the Jews are using multiculturalism to breed-out the white race to destroy national identities so the human race just becomes one big mush that they can rule over with communism and the NWO.
>>5399574
fuck now im hungry
>>5399578
nu~
>>5399560
You're right. What am I doing with my life? I should just fap and go to bed.
>>5399576
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_and_culture_of_substituted_amphetamines#In_mathematics
Drug enhanced study sessions!
>>5399561
Don't test me, moor.
>>5399558
[Feelings of impending doom]
>>5399576
Sorry.
I don't know how to comfort you, since I did quite well in all my subjects last semester and don't have to worry about uni until March :^]
>>5399578
Shaking each and every one of my heads.
>>5399589
Lookin kinda tubby in that pic, Slinky Schlong.
>>5399576
You haven't even failed once. Wait for the do-over before you unravel your asshole. It'll be ok, bb. No tears.
>batmanheadpat.jpg
Goodnight, fagfam.
>>5399592
>Take amphs to study
>4 hours later still masturbating and listening to shitty EDM
Somehow more productive when sober ;_;
>>5399593
>kinda tubby
I'm closing in on 200 poons now. And it's gunna get worse before it get's better.
>>5399604
I'm so sorry, Dick Rickets.
Make sure to post [surreal] butthole when you get skinny again.
>>5399592
Stimulant druggie here
That is so fucking awesome.
Like such an amazing little section.
I love all stimulants.
I think I am going to stop lifting completely and worry about heart health only no more bulking and cutting just so I can take stimulants every single day of my life again without worry of a heart attack. I fucking love cocaine, adderall all of that delicious stuff.
I hate hippie drugs give me the uppers.
>>5399589
>>5399604
Yes, yes
Only bulk
Become the musclechub you were born to be
>>5399589
Real talk though for someone on steroids that doesnt look that good...
>>5399593
Liberal arts and social sciences aren't actual subjects. Get at me, faggot.
>>5399597
>too retarded to follow the reply chain for context
Okay so I might be a dumb slut then, but at least I'm not Senpai-tier retarded.
>>5399599
I don't want a do-over anon, I just wanna pass this shit. Fuck. Well I guess a second chance is better than none.
I need to head to bed, got a different final tomorrow morning.
>>5399611
Preach it brother.
I tried smoking pot again a few weeks ago and it sucked ass.
>>5399614
How do you know he took gear
>>5399624
The pot has its uses I guess. It is good for rituals and creativity and relaxation. It is extremely good for rituals but that is pretty much it. Stimulants are superior to actually creativity when you're already pretty creative. Unfortunately with my job I cannot take stimulants anymore or else I still would. In fact I would honestly quit lifting just to take stimulants again every single day a small amount.
Lifting doesnt even do shit anyway in the real world.
It is such a huge waste of fucking time. It doesnt even help you get laid. IT is just a bonus for THEM fuck them.
>>5399616
I'm doing medical science, you ninny.
B-but I only started this year.
>>5399628
I see him on fraud when I shitpost there and he said it on here a few times.
>>5399639
>I'm 5'9
trip on jupp
>>5399639
>5'9
so tall.....
am I the only midget in this board?
>>5399629
Yeah I can't take drugs for my work either but it was my birthday so I risked it. It was okay actually chilled out and watched the twilight zone, I was just kinda disappointed.
I never bothered with lifting, I'm strong enough for anything I actually need to do and have visible muscles.
>>5399648
I have always been health and fitnessy and even though I half ass lifting I still do it. I want to get rid of the habit everyday but fuck I can't. I hate it also because I want to be cardio ONLY and health only instead of eating fatty foods to be strong.
Liftings such a waste of time unless you enjoy being a whore on the internet which I do.
I really need to crash. I should have turned in hours ago. Stupid netflix.
>>5399639
6'2"-ish. The heaviest I've ever been was a rolly polly 210, after bulking all the way up from 150.
>classic physique division
Nice. I'd love to be in good enough shape to compete. But I'm pretty sure I'm too tall/old to make it now.
>>5399653
>i posted a generic post and got a generic response
Whine more hunty
Enjoy failing your program :^)
>>5399652
Post picture and be my boyfriend.
>>5399660
Maybe negative inches if you take the thrust of my meaning
>>5399666
Literally satan.
>>5399660
>4'10
yes somewhere on that 4'10 above-ish
>>5399653
>engineering
Nice meme.
Are the grills (if there are any) doing engineering at your uni as insufferable as mine?
Literally the girl gamers of academia.
>>5399662
What do you look like?
>>5399674
Omg yer little cmere lemme bounce you on my knee then fuck you til your limbs are flailing like like a magikarp
>>5399675
Not him but I'm in software engineering. There's only one girl and she's my best friend. P great.
Only drawback is none of the guys are cute. Someone shoot me.
>>5399681
uh....... should I be concerned....?
>>5399675
You have the shittiest avatar choice holy fuck.
>>5399684
There are some extreme qts doing nerd subjects at my uni, if you remove the chinks and snackbars.
>>5399687
Please, do not bully.
>>5399678
Twunk I guess, I'm not super good looking or anything.
I'm not being too serious since I live in a small country way out.
