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I need your advice, /b/tards. Don't fail me now. >be
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I need your advice, /b/tards. Don't fail me now.

>be 20
>actually decent-looking, not too socially awkward, very amicable
>a total, utter fag for cute, feminine twinks
>play Magic: the Gathering at my LGS (local game store) every Friday
>two weeks ago, a newcomer is at the table
>he's the cutest fucking dude ever: bowl-cut blonde hair, Roman nose, tall, skinny, nice lips, the works
>he's playing a homebrew deck he built
>chat him up about it, learn a bit about him, help him improve his deck
>crushing hard on this total stranger
>awkwardly ask him for his number "to help him build his deck", get rejected
>whatever.jpeg
>next week, interaction goes a lot more smoothly
>he's hanging around me, watching me play between rounds
>touch his shoulder, he touches back
>keep chatting him up
>"I wish my girlfriend was into this game."
>fuckthisstraightearth.jpg
>this cute, feminine, perfect 10/10 twink might be a straight motherfucker

What the fuck do I do? How do I ask him if he's into guys? I barely know the asshole, but I'm crushing on him hard. Since he's taken, I'm not gonna be some slutty-ass homewrecker and keep hitting on him. But how do I find out if he'll ever be into me? He doesn't have any Twitter/Facebook/Instagram to speak of, so it has to be a face-to-face interaction. What do I do?

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>"I wish my girlfriend was into this game."
Drop it.
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1st, this isn't /b/
2nd, go up to him and ask "hey, are you gay?"
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>>5394634
that, if he says no then just be friendly around him
he might give in one day
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>>5394632
This
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>tfw no qt king of duels bf
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>>5394622

When he's sitting down playing a game, wait behind him where he can't see you, and listen in.

The moment he starts to say "I'm going to tap...", lunge in and fall at his knees and go "OH GOD...I'D TAP YOU, YOU BLONDE ROMAN GOD!" and then slam your head between his legs and start making heavy sucking noises against his pants.

He will be impressed and everyone there will respect you for your bravery. It's your best shot.
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Are you fucking retarded?
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>>5395886
This gave me a boner
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Eventually you will get your heart completely torn out by a straight guy. Until then, good luck with crushing on straight guys.
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>>5394622
Ik the feel. No one playing magic is gay. If only there where more lgbt people in the legacy format
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>>5396455
People hate it when you only play legacy. I dont have time to keep up with modern, and I have like a millions old school card
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