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1st for none of us will ever produce ova
>>5382048
and you'll never have ovarian cancer
swings and roundabouts
>>5382048
the purest yuri is the kind that can never procreate
Do I pass?
I genuinely want to murder one of you cunts
>>5382068
is it me?
>>5382068
its me
>>5382061
That's a cis woman.
Or you pass.
Huge nose tho, which makes it all the more impressive.
>>5382068
is it me?
>>5382061
are you that girl who grew giant boobs?
Who do you think I am Pookie?
I discovered myself again! I'm so happy and relieved and crying but all of the suppressed memories of me crossdressing and being effeminate as a kid have flooded back.
All of the times my dad insulted me, or I felt I needed to put a front up in front of my peers to survive on the playground.
I feel like I can finally be myself.
>>5382068
no it's me guys
>>5382058
REAL
LOVE
>>5382077
me
samefag
: ^ )
idk rofl
should just say it and no more bullying ; ~ ;
>>5382017
why mine tho
ask frog hers are better
she puts out ROFL
>>5382081
grats
>>5379409
previous bread because OP is dum
>>5382087
idk if you think its me that ur thinking of ur hair is way cuter than mine ok
desu you'd probably never like me but youre really cool and I really love how you look ;_;
>>5382081
Get to work on getting hormones!
>>5382068
trip on elfginger
>>5382087
frogs? why do i want frog feet
post yours already
>>5382085
anyway to answer your question from your pic you pass as a qt cis girl
>>5382098
Nobody love me I'm just a poor boy hoo hoo
>>5382121
choke me with your penis
>>5382125
okay post your feet
>>5382121
being completely unironic and sincere, I think that having a big strong man choke me to death with his bare hands would be a pretty hot way to die
>>5382144
nope srry only pookie gets to see em
>>5382104
Danke
>>5382121
you can be my compassionate suicide method for end-of-life care
http://strawpoll.me/6250736
http://strawpoll.me/6250736
http://strawpoll.me/6250736
>>5382151
i agree that you pass as cis, but you might wanna get your nose sorted a little
>>5382151
nice smiles
can you give mtfg some advice on being happy
List your hons I'll start
elfginger
bexe
elanna
caddy
>>5382158
Why? She passes flawlessly.
>>5382161
This list is mixed with people who pass like elfginger and real hons like bexe so I don't know what's what anymore desu.
>>5382171
>not knowing what elfginger really looks like
>>5382176
So what's your point she wasn't asking you to rate her attractiveness you cunt.
>>5382125
N-no I'm not pls
>>5382148
okay post your feet
>>5382148
pookie post froggys goddamn feet
>>5382186
you keep saying this kira but you have no proof. post a picture of her not passing then?
Anyone else have an internal black man voice?
>>5382048
;~;
>>5382179
if you don't mind a few questions:
>age now? / how long on HRT?
>any surgery? (besides breast enhancement)
>>5382195
elfginger is an angle expert that makes jocelyhon look like an amateur
>>5382199
no
it sounds like an anime boy
just like me
>>5382198
Uhmmmm
that's kind of weird, bro
>>5382191
ok
>>5382213
~ u asked beb
is that pic...
how...
>>5382213
pookie the only reason you get away with all of ur bullshit is because ur so fuckin cute faggot
>>5382211
One thing's for sure
She's out of your league
>>5382220
trip on elfginger
>>5382219
T-thanks I think
I don't do bs tho !!
>>5382218
I snappd it while u were drugd
oopsies xD
>>5382221
SPOOKY
>>5382203
25, ~5 years.
Brow reduction, boob job.
Wow, and we had gone almost a whole week without a dox.
Is this /umaru/ general? I hope I'm in the right place.
Has anyone here lived as a woman for a long time as in 5 years or more? I would like the long term perspective. It's great to hear loads of 20 year olds saying they would feel better as a girl or they went outside as a woman for one week after 8 months HRT and felt so excited but I want to know about those who got into the nitty gritty of being a woman as to whether they feel it was the right choice overall.
>>5382221
s-s-s-stop pretending to be me!!111
i love u ElfGinger pls I am SORRy take me back
>>5382161
you forgot Kiwi
This is now an umaru thread, only umaruchans can post.
>>5382221
monhan? more like honman
>>5382244
>22
clown feet master race
>>5382244
Are you FtM?
Reporting in
>>5382161
Your list is the same as the list of people I want to make sweet, hot passionate sex with for days.
>>5382258
same
now post your feet and size
>>5382238
69
>>5382246
Does umaru posting count
>>5382258
>tight pants
where'd u get those from
xDD
>>5382259
I thought we had something special Anon? ;~;
>>5382259
Who said chasers had to have taste
>>5382258
What about the boobs? Surely that's the biggest giveaway. and why are you still in boymode? Why are you wearing tight pants in boymode?
>>5382259
Did she come untucked there?
>>5382263
whoa that gif is trippy
>>5382264
Of course you're on the list too Plant.
>>5382267
.
ur supposed to say me
hello
ur pants aren't even TIGHT
>>5382270
Yah it makes me rofl desu
>>5382269
no she has just been on hrt forever and her junk is too small to tuck
>>5382231
I have, but Im not really sure what you're asking. Is there something specific you'd like to know?
tfw nobody loves me because I'm not cute
>>5382272
This dumb bitch needs to learn how to slow down her .gifs or just take a still fucking image if its gonna be 1 second long.
>>5382274
I want to say thats a young Sarina Valentina. Not sure though.
>>5382281
probably not all that young
>>5382280
WHOA CHILL WITH YOUR WEED RAGE CARTMAN PLEASE DONT HIT ME AGAIN!
>tfw everything your size is disgusting and looks like crossdresser shoes
>tfw perfect
feels good m8
>>5382279
trip on kira
>>5382282
post your feet and Ill give you a little something special if you know what I mean.
dont be a meme
>>5382279
i love you, anon
>>5382276
that's my size
senpai
>>5382272
hello......
; ~ ;
>>5382279
I love all anons
>>5382282
Yah I sure I can be goth and wear distressed
wearing em rn tbqh
they're just tight around ur butt
n-no homo
"You look like ur gonna burst !!"
- ur mom
>>5382286
grats m8
>>5382279
post more anime
>>5382293
>69
B I G clown master race
post your B I G feet
>>5382286
Hey fag
>>5382284
Shut up whore.
>>5382286
post your feet
>>5382287
I'm not kira but I wish she still loved me desu
>>5382298
I don't have any parents...
>>5382295
That didn't work with you though, in fact it did quite the opposite.
>tfw no one to suck on your gt and play with your boobs
>>5382285
literally the same as two of my partner's sisters
>>5382298
They fit me bettr I think
u have longer legs !!
but I'm ur mom hello
>>5382297
B I G
J U I C Y
latina singles in ur area
>>5382307
I'll adopt u
desu
>>5382285
I'm the same size but my feet are tall and things don't always fit
>>5382309
What's a gt
>>5382313
>tall
No they're fat
>>5382317
girl tinkler desu
>>5382317
A g-girl tinkler ;~;
>>5382319
ok i guess i gotta watch myself..
>>5382323
Seen "gt" since I came here, only now did the penny drop.
It's getting a little gay in here.
>>5382317
A feminine penis
>>5382322
yeah they're wide too but thats not whats stopping them from fititng into shoes
>>5382327
wow i thought you would have clocked it faster than that..
>>5382285
Just wear stan smiths or air force ones
>>5382328
eww omg
>>5382336
y stan smiths
superstars r cuter on girls
af1s r ok depend on person
spotted /fa/ tho
>>5382285
at least none of you are a fucking size 14 womens shoe
just kill me
>>5382335
Are you sure? Is it small and qt. And do you wrap it in a bow, otherwise it's not a feminine penis
>>5382333
Fucking drugs man
Anyone here want a... girlfriend?
>>5382338
>olympic medalist
>entrepreneur
>caring father
literally
p e r f e c t
e
r
f
e
c
t
>>5382344
it would suck to be you for sure hon
>>5382349
YOURE MINE ANON
>>5382349
Depends on how big your penis is
>>5382346
Hmm, guess it's just the regular kind then.
>>5382349
Trip on kira
>tfw your face is ruined.
>tfw eyes are manly
Fuck mirrors and real life tbhon
>>5382356
So dominant.
>>5382357
So lewd.
>>5382361
So accusatory.
>>5382364
What happened?
Post face
>>5382343
Superstars are the ones with the stripes right? I forgot what they were called and thought they were uniquely colored stan smiths lol.
Wow i love concerts so much like the feeling of being still in an enclosed space with thousands of humans while there's loud music that I don't like just makes my heart dance like I touched a third rail
Good show, I lasted all of getting inside and to the colosseum floor and noped right back to the hotel
>mfw the entire time
you all worry so much about feet
>>5382368
Post your Skype where I can claim you :3c
>>5382371
Puberty happend.
>>5382349
tbqh
>>5382368
Fuck off kira elfginger didn't want to pity fuck you and no one else will
>>5382362
it shows he's a responsible partner
don't you just want to cook him a giant meal and then massage him after he comes back from a long day of training? then while he's reading a bed time story to the kids you get ready for special husband and wife time
>>5382375
The market is going up but I'm still refusing to post mine
>>5382376
>>5382379
Heres just a taste of what it would be like to have me as a girlfriend.
>>5382372
a lot of adidas stuff has stripes but yeah
those are superstars! the shell toe is unique
>>5382368
anon be careful ill defend u from weird anons
>>5382380
sneakers!
thats a bummer but theyre prob not bad quality and at least you dont need em custom made
above that they arent too disproportionate im sure
>>5382377
I can't be that bad, my face is square but not long, but with a hyper masculine nose and wide chin.
I have the worst features of both genders.
How to pass when you look like max payne with long hair?
>>5382383
i just realized how weird and 50s fetishy this sounds. long hair don't care
>>5382392
Consider different life choices and become a rugged NY cop with nothing to lose.
>>5382392
Do the max Payne face at all times
>>5382392
This annoying cunt is here, that's enough mtfg for today
>>5382385
Which one are you tho
>>5382385
Another delusional hon
>>5382391
at least your face can be fixed with ffs
>>5382391
>I can't be that bad
No i'm sure you're not but I am.
>>5382397
But i'm not even american.
>>5382400
Fuck you nerd I can't play Fallout 4 all day, gotta take a coffee break.
>>5382399
I do when the sun is shining.
real mature.. if u 2 want me to leave so u can be happy u could have just said so or like said anything even :c
>caddy
it's nothing to do w/ her she's just a friend :/
I wont say cos it will just cause drama desu, can't even vent, feel sad or tell the truth w/o ppl going crazy here ... tho it isn't exactly hard to figure out if u can put a few simple things together ...
>dox
I never would, and I don't want to date elf or anyone desu o__o;;
>dating
truth is I only dated elf cos she really wanted to for some unknown reason I still don't understand, or thought she saw something in me that wasn't ever there >.>;;
but I'm not made for this dating game, it just intensifies my trust issues, every time I start to open up to someone I just get hurt and alienated
I don't want to get hurt anymore ...
>>5382403
I don't care I still love them! I want to blow raspberries into her tummy!
>>5382379
lmao you'll never have a girlfriend
>>5382407
>>I can't be that bad
At least acknowledge the obvious typo ;_;
>>5382386
>sneakers!
yuck, I just want some cute flats or strappy shoes that aren't so much money
>>5382379
For you tbqh.
>>5382413
it's ok i know
stop avatar fagging
>>5382418
im sure the internet will let you find something
i know a lot of companies offer like weird sizes, wide, etc, and im sure ur in that range
>>5382199
mine sounds like a typical 'u wot m8' bloke
>>5382418
don't worry Kayla, you already dress like a hon
>>5382415
No, i'm honestly more masculine than max payne.
I must have some condition that makes me extremely masculine and almost immune to estrogen.
>>5382422
>tfw bexe doesn't even want to be your friend
>tfw you can't make her happy and be qt gfs together
suffering
Can we talk about christmas yet?
>>5382436
lmao
>>5382409
Is it cheska?
>>5382441
trip on sheen
Someone make me their live in maid sex slave please.
>>5382441
>tfw dream about opening up a present and getting my first doses of HRT
I don't like christmas
>>5382447
I talk about christmas all the time though
LETS ALL TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS
>>5382441
>celebrating christmas
>not just giving your steam avatar a christmas hat and then staying home alone playing video games and eating candy
Fucking loser
>>5382448
you that desperate you have to ask random people on here?
>>5382436
i just don't believe good things can happen to me rn senpai
>>5382448
ottermode pecs are my favourite.
i'd rather them than breasts.
>>5382455
This guy.
>>5382458
Bexe pls no dont say such things ;~;
>>5382458
thats always a self fulfilling prophecy fammy
pls just let me pat you on the head and make things better
How to fix face without surgery?
wew lass
>>5382470
fuck off Elanna
>>5382473
Baseball bat
>>5382161
Wow, what did I ever do to you kira?
>>5382473
car accident
Lainanon, you still around?
>>5382285
>needed black non-slip shoes for work
>found size 12 wide comfortable black shoes instantly
P A Y L E S S
A
Y
L
E
S
S.
>>5382476
How come I'm accused of being a different trip every time I post?
Welp I got my new hrt order
>tfw went from spiro +2mg a day worth of injections to cypro, 6mg, progesterone, and lactation inducers
>tfw your boobs hurt for the first time in months
>>5382485
Fuck off rawr
>>5382478
Wow epic post
I do need something that changes my entire face and skull though, it's completely fucked.
>>5382480
Yes why not?
I like talking to myself.
>>5382482
die
>>5382479
It's not whether you did something or not, it's how you look
>>5382481
;__;
pls feel better
>>5382161
I'm noticing a distinct lack of amy victoria
>>5382482
Your face is a solid circle. Like a cartoon.
>>5382433
>I'm immune to estrogen
If I got a penny for every time that was said in /mtfg/...
>>5382489
oh okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-iG7Gsoahs
>>5382493
ur not a hon m8
>>5382482
M A N
A
N
>>5382487
>lactation inducers
say what
>>5382500
That's an objectively false opinion you got there friend.
>>5382482
i'm sick of having to look at your ugly hon mug every time you post it so i can only imagine what it feels like for you having to live with it
>>5382482
starting to get cute
>>5382487
L-lactation inducers?
>>5382496
I am though, literally no changes from hrt and i'm at like two years and 8 months.
>>5382497
Yeah okay.
Dont worry i'll leave again soon and continue playing fallout 4 in a manly way because i'm a dumb hon.
>>5382501
Hello, I like you too whoever you are.
>>5382489
Sorry I haven't completely calmed down since escaping the concert
i'm going to get rid of caddy to win elfginger back
> Tfw immune to estrogen
>>5382492
i'm trying but thinking about the holidays makes me feel even lonelier than usual
>>5382487
how much cypro and prog?
>>5382525
that doesn't seem very hard, you should try for something that's actually hard like getting rid of kayla
>>5382526
Forgot the image desu
>>5382526
Oh, it shows.
Ok thats enough wasting time on here for the night. I love you all. Especially Bexe, Elanna, Pookie, Caddy, Umaru, Elfginger, Frog, Myna, Anon, Anon Jr and everyone else.
how does one go about dating whilst still in boy mode?
Im pretty androgynous looking but its still difficult
>>5382533
you pass, please stop making people who actually have manface feel ugly
>>5382523
What concert?
Was it f-f-f-fun?
>>5382526
>>5382533
<-
>>5382533
forgot the android desu.
>>5382534
based.
>>5382533
Oh hey, another qt face. ;-;
>>5382527
Come over, we'll give each other company
>>5382518
oh I was just linking the vid it has Lain in it..
is faye really 37 or is it a meme?
>>5382544
why is your lighting so shit?
>>5382536
yay was mentioned
>>5382533
>Not rotating the fucking image
>>5382527
I wish I could be there for you and hold you ;_;
>>5382533
i have a similar face shape
>tfw destined to become a hon
>>5382544
>tfw I will never be this self centered or as terrible a person
Feels good.
>>5382501
Mmk, it didn't sound like kira
>>5382490
I don't understand, I look like pic related
Either way, just dropping in, later!
>>5382552
poor
>>5382551
she is 34
>>5382560
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!
accidently bought a waist training corset
luv it so much, makes me seem less fat C:
>>5382552
room didn't come with light fixtures and I have yet to buy a lamp
>>5382555
android is a bitch and refuses to let me post straight images.
>>5382558
>mfw
>>5382566
are you sure shes not like 26?
>tfw 1.5 years and still getting bewb gains.
Yay I guess.
>tfw 22 years old hon with the face of a rugged 40 years old body builder
How to fix?
>>5382573
Hows that full time life?
