If you can't do the splits on a dude's dick, you've failed as a bottom.
Lat thread: >>5379190
>>5380756
is there a grindr for twinks?
>tfw seeing handsome gay couples rubbing their happiness in everyone's face on instagram makes you suicidal
>>5380756
You can use any of them if you're 18 and want older but not too much older dick desu
Grindr, scruff, whatever, there are mid-20s dudes who will bang your boypuss on all of them
>>5380758
>implying grindr isn't full of twinks
>>5380771
my grindr is only old guys and clearly underage kids
>It's a Kouhai thread
>>5380759
Those have to be brothers, right?
This gay clone meme has gone too far.
>>5380780
It isn't in my region
>>5380759
isn't that what instagram is for? basically for the "have's" to rub the "have nots" nose in what they don't have?
>never understood why ppl want instagram
>>5380781
Yeah those are twinks, modern twinks look 13 now
DADDDY, I WANT YOUR CUMMMMIES IN MY TUMMMIES.
>no toilet to lick clean after giving dad a blumkin
>>5380784
They're called doppelbangers and I'd have one if I could
>>5380759
Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.
>>5380786
>>never understood why ppl want instagram
>not enjoying self-pity and misery
>>5380784
>This gay clone meme has gone too far
I wasn't aware this was an actual thing, but I noticed that as well recently. I have blue eyes and light hair and I'm really into darkhaired guys and as I was told this apparently makes me somewhat of an exception?
>tfw some "photographer" on planetromeo just asked you if you ever thought about modelling
lel
he seems legit, but I don't want to end up in some kind of ditch with my balls cut off
>>5380784
>This gay clone meme has gone too far.
lol, recently saw a gay clone cupple in one neighborhood over from mine,both wearing hospital scrubs and walking their dog. It was way past twins and into clone territory. Kinda scary to see IRL.
i have two options:
a) play with dildo
b) cook up 2 steaks + bacon for a huge dinner and thus make mad gainz
which should i do?
>>5380806
He won't kill you, he'll just take nudes and try to fuck you during
>>5380811
both
>>5380811
cook dildo
put steak up your butthole
>>5380790
>>5380755
>>get exactly what I want
>>somehow that warrants a snarky "Good"
It wasn't snarky. I'm just saying it's good you've got realistic ideals here.
>>5380806
Be careful, amateur photographers want to make you believe you could be a model so you'd pay for them to get a portfolio. I know because I was naive teen once...
>>5380811
Ride dildo while cooking
>>5380834
>>5380836
thats pretty unhygenic bro
>>5380811
>not cooking with a dildo in your ass
>>5380836
Thanks asshole my boss just fired me and then hit on me
>>5380836
are you trying to get permabanned SP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuJUT9piZIk
>>5380759
right is the bottom, isn't he?
>>5380811
1.) ride dildo for mad gainz of 3 or more hard cumming sessions like a true heman would
2.) eat steak and bacon raw to cement your supreme manly status
>>5380847
I wanted to start doing yoga. I even bought a book and shit, but then I started going to the gym instead and now I don't know how to do both. I want to be flexible,tho.
>>5380847
Join circus
>>5380799
Dark haired guy remind me too much of family members.
Light skin and blue eyes are always nice though.
>>5380807
It's pretty surreal to see irl. Better than daddy/son shit though.
>>5380836
Disgust.
>>5380849
it's sexually graphic though obviously for a blue board...
>>5380837
Only if your ass isn't clean enough to eat
>>5380847
You can see his weiner
>>5380864
it... isnt?
i dont think thats even possible
>>5380873
>he doesn't eat ass
I bet you don't sniff balls either.
>>5380876
i wouldnt mind eating ass, but eating food off an ass?
no way
>>5380479
Is this guy gay? or what?
>>5380854
> tfw I've had a just barely legal twink start chatting me up, then immediately ask if I "wanted be his daddy."
felt weird Tbh
>>5380882
no hes not ;^;
>>5380884
>tfw your're 25 and your 21 year old bf always calls you old
>tfw you try to smile because you know he's just joking, but everytime he says it you die a little inside
>>5380885
when I find out hot guys are straight I get so turned off by it that they are no longer hot to me.
okay guys please help
so i have a date with a guy next week and we are going to watch a movie and "hang out"
i think there is a possibility of sex, so i need to be clean and stuff, and i thought i would practive cleaning myself out today in preparation. How do I do it?
>>5380892
>don't eat anything too heavy or indigestible stuff like corn that day
>take a dump
>take a shower
>clean your ass FROM THE INSIDE
>stick your finger in it
>if there's some little shit nuggets in there just get them with your fingers
>if there's A LOT of shit in the area where you can stick your finger in, change you diet
>>5380899
>>if there's some little shit nuggets in there just get them with your fingers
what the FUCK
>>5380899
what the fuck
there must be a better way than fucking manually scooping shit
>>5380892
...or maybe not be clean and use that as a good excuse not to be buttfucked by a complete stranger and wait until you know him just a little bit better? There always frotting and oral sex, you know.
>>5380907
Squirt water in your butthole jesus
>>5380907
there is... a $2 enema bottle by fleet from the drug store filled with tap water (and not what originally comes in the bottle).
>>5380913
or a fork
>>5380884
I saw a couple a few months ago in a restaurant who must have had an age difference of about 40 years. The old guy had his arm around the twink, was making all the conversation and stroking his arm, while the twink just sat in his phone and giggled occasionally.
Was p sad tbqh.
>>5380890
I'm 21 and feel old when I talk to classmates who are 2 or 3 years younger, but I kind of like it.
>>5380915
Getting an enema every fucking time before anal is not healthy at all
>wants to have buttsex
>"ewwww my own shit is gross"
if you're digusted by putting your own finger up your own butt, how can you expect some other person to put his tongue, fingers and penis in there? Grow up
i want a bf
>>5380922
>Getting an enema every fucking time before anal is not healthy at all
>>wants to have buttsex
>>"ewwww my own shit is gross"
>if you're digusted by putting your own finger up your own butt, how can you expect some other person to put his tongue, fingers and penis in there?
Vaginas are cleaner.
>>5380925
Vaginas are the gate to hell
>tfw you put your dick in one during your denial phase
>>5380922
Basically this. Yes shits gross, but you're gay. We all have to deal with shit.
>>5380925
Yeah, shit washes off.
Just finger yourself and wash your hands.
>>5380922
it's not a deep enema to dolt. You are just rinsing the immediate anal cavity. Shit does happen (literally) but it is also a mood killer. Smelling poop ain't a sexy thing unless you are a scat fetishist; I'm not into scat play.
You should never try to put your tongue into the anal cavity and should only tongue around the outside area after it's been cleaned with soap and water and before any sort of insertion has taken place That's how you can get Hepatitis A and come in contact with E.Coli.
>>5380932
Have you ever given your "maid" a UTI?
>>5380955
Rephrase the question, gurl. Don't play me now.
>doing anal
This place is dead once I stop shitposting about my cock.
Hard work pays off dreams come true. Bad times don't last but bad guys do.
>>5380847
>tfw no yoga qt to fuck while he sucks my balls.
ok im going to go cook steak with a dildo in lads
i hope i dont get foodpoisoning
>>5380966
You know who I mean, gurl. Don't make me say his name.
>>5380974
Sinusoid schlong, are you all sweaty from the gym?
>>5380950
>You should never try to put your tongue into the anal cavity
>>5380986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc
>>5380997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIszesDaK9U
I'm Beyonce.
SP is Kelly.
You're obv Michelle.
>>5380923
that's gay
>>5380975
I couldn't do this tbqh. I would probably just end up burning the house down.
>tfw you put something in your ass and you immediately stop being able to think straight
>>5381006
>you're beyonce
you sure about that?
>>5381013
Still not as embarrassing as being Michelle.
>>5381022
You sure about that?
>Shit gym session
>Lifts are all shit
>Even shittier after being sick all week
>Compare weights to gaygen twink's weights
>Feel a little better
>>5380986
What? No, the gym has showers.
>>5381007
fugg
>>5381029
>haven't lifted in a week because I just want ti relax and drink
>tfw you're slowly getting ready to come out
I almost saved up 10 grand now, I'm ready to finally move to a decent city. I guess it doesn't even matter how my parents will react now, I will leave anyway, but it's still difficult. They are super conservative.
>>5381026
Yes.
>>5381029
>Showering
>Not traveling home with the thick smell of musk and sweat
Poor tact, scurvy dog. A rookie mistake.
>>5381049
>not showering at the gym to look at some dong and some tight bods
>>5381049
gurl you really need to start tripping so we all can see your glory posts.
>>5380864
>You can see his weiner
Tried on speedos last night in prep for hopefully getting back to swimming soon. Was disappointed that you can't see my PA piercing through them. They reveal so much detail that you can tell that I'm cut but no PA.
>you'll never listen to Slowdive while cddling with your /soc/fu
jdimsa
>>5381070
>you will never climax during Souvlaki Space Station
>tfw never experience this level of comfy
>>5381073
>not climaxing during When the Sun Hits
>>5381076
That's not my style of comfy. I like closed basements personally. It looks nice but that room looks like it would been cold to me.
>>5381055
>Not installing hidden cameras
Bad form.
>>5381058
Gourl. No.
Cuteposting is much more fun when I'm Anonymous.
>>5381069
Cute.
>>5381076
>Natural light
>Too much open space
Disgust. It's like you're not even autistic.
>>5381086
>when I'm anonymous
so you admit to being a tripfag?
>>5381080
Souvlaki Space Station is superior for orgasming pleb
>>5381091
Everyone in /gaygen/ is a tripfag, we just reply to ourselves without our trips to feel good
>tfw cooking steak to thumping R&B naked with a dildo up my ass
god damn i am the most masc person here
>>5381086
someone put hidden cameras in my gym in Chelsea, they closed the whole place down for a week and there was a police investigation n shit
>>5381044
proud of you anon
>>5381095
But I don't samefag my posts. There's no need to be that insecure.
>>5381092
why are u so mean
>>5381076
I always liked the log cabin feel for maximum comfy.
>>5381103
this
>>5381095
Im anon and always will be now. I get myself into shit when I trip. When certain people like myself trip entire threads get ruined naturally and conversations are impossible. Anons the only way I can have a conversation nowadays.
>>5381094
I don't like natural light. I always close the Windows. I just like darkness much much more and basements. Im not really into open space rooms. I like small compact rooms.
Lots of gay guys seem to have a fetish straight guys.
I'm bi so technically half straight, can I take advantage of that? I want to get a bf now since girls are too complicated.
>>5381097
can i have sauce on this gif plx?
he looks like my crush ;_;
>>5381097
>thought you're not into blond guys
>this gif comes along
sshheeeeeaaaat
>>5381107
I post under this trip when I post in here. When I post in /fit/ I post anonymously because /fit/ literally hates all tripfags who aren't hairless low bodyfat % muscle jocks.
>>5381091
Like, 5 years ago, before /lgbt/ even existed.
Gurl, I ain't going back.
>>5381094
Natural light is the enemy.
I covered all my windows with blankets at one point :^]
>>5381097
A teacher in my town a while back invited kids in from his grade (I think he was year coordinator) over for a party/bbq thing and put hidden cameras in his bathroom.
>Blond qt
hnng.
>>5381122
Renfield's syndrome ?
>>5381122
>>5381129
or maybe Porphyria?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU2srODhfCM
>>5381122
>>5381119
Nick Thoman (tbqhwy)
>>5381136
who is this demigod
>>5381120
There's not really a reason to trip in fit anyway unless you're in plg the Olympic one. Tripping in roid fraud is just retarded. I like to insult fatlifts thigh under anon and have been doing it for years.
>>5381129
Wh-why are his nipples so pink and smooth?
>>5381136
Stop with the diagnostics, gurrr.
You ain't no web MD , you a web HO.
>>5381154
>Swimmer
Time to cummies.
I should get back into swimming, but I'm probably still too weak rn and the pools are crowded in Summer.
>>5381160
idk
>>5381122
Natural light is the shit.
Bogus light makes people look bad.
>>5381076
those 4 herman miller chairs. That's about $10,000 just for those 4 chairs. Also, what's up with the manual typewriter? Vintage radio is cool tho.
Opps... add 3 more eames chairs, that's another $12,000. Those two by the fireplace look like they might be two Art Carpenter chairs? Not cheap either.
is the prostate sopposed to hurt
answer quickly
>>5381178
No
that means you're dying
>>5380931
>no trigger discipline
>>5381191
I meant getting back into swim meets and stuff.
I could obviously do a few laps, but I haven't got much muscle rn. Last time I swam laps I felt numb after about 1/2 an hour, and I used to train for 3.5 hours almost every day.
>>5381191
>wasnt farlifts life shitty without me adding to it
I had a bunch of fun fucking with him at work. I don't know a thing about steroids and I honestly don't care but I remember once some anon asked about his life. You know how the woe is me muh family sucks and muh childhood faggots are. They love talking about themselves. After he went off about how much his family were druggies I just wrote a paragraph about how he and his family were pieces of shit pretending to be the caring anon.
He started freaking out saying IM NEVER GOING TO BRING UP MY FAMILY EVER AGAIN and a bunch of trips got pissed. Im so glad I dont trip anymore trips are autists that have no real lives so they go to a hostile place for friendship in a sad attempt to get acceptance. I just leech off that and bully for fun.
You can bruise it. I think that general area can ache in a blue balls type situation. But generally no, that prostate isn't supposed to hurt.
>>5381195
>>5381196
im trying to figure out if the mostly painful feeling i have is because of my prostate or the fact that i have a 7 inch long object jammed into my ass and its putting pressure on my cavity walls
is the prostate supposed to be hard to find, and is it possible i missed it?
>>5381212
Try finding it with your fingers first. I know that if I'm trying to find a guy's, jacking or sucking his dick and feeling towards the bladder with my fingers is the best way (playing with his dick will make it throb so it's easier to find)
>>5381208
It's easy to troll idiots. /fit/ is full of them. Only reason I don't trip there is because no one gives me any slack when I say something even if it's sound and intelligent.
>>5381224
Okay. And ill know when i hit it?
>>5381212
if going deep and feeling an immediate sharp pain, you are probably hitting your colon at the sigmoid bend area. the prostate is just a few inches in.
>>5381229
Yeah. It's unmistakable. Also, don't jab it, massage it.
>>5381203
No time like the present m8.
I wish there was a cheap year round pool near me.
>>5381225
>no one gives me any slack when I say something even if it's sound and intelligent.
Like what?
My experience has been that people generally take criticism and advice pretty well. Unless they've gone full retard and are into bro-science.
>>5381248
>that it?
most likely
>>5381252
Maybe when I go back to uni, twisty tallywacker.
Too many abos out this time of year.
Btw im making a gaygen thread simulator and recording your responses in my video when I troll all of you
>>5381248
Probably
Either that or you have a tumour on your bladder lol
i don't have hiv you musty cunts
>>5381252
nawh man I just give someone advice or talk about an issue with lifting or just joke around on /fit/ using my trip and people ignore me completely or if I do get a response it's usually "get out, tripfags are the worst" just normal tripfag hate. But when i'm anonymous everyone responds and doesn't ignore my good advice, jokes, etc.
>>5381276
it's pretty common to not get a boner while stimulating your prostate iirc
>>5381285
really? does that mean i wont be able to prostate orgasm?
>>5381281
who said you did?
>>5381281
Yeah you'd be actually losing weight if you did, right?
>>5381284
If I posted with my trip here id get about six responses telling me to kill myself and the thread would derail.
>>5381290
Wow is it bad that that doesn't narrow down who you are at all?
>>5381290
booger pls
>>5381294
Could literally be anyone
>>5381290
i-is that you Dante?
>>5381287
Hell if I know, I've always been lazy to clean so I could try it myself so I've never had a prostate orgasm. AFAIK if you practice at it you should be able to get it eventually though.
With your fingers if you stroke it with a "come hither" motion, apparently that's a good way to do it.
so how's your saturday going?
>bought christmas tree with parents because they don't have a car
>played mario kart with a friend
>felt kinda sick
>went home
>just watched 8 episodes of Transparent
>considering meeting with a guy that's in an open realtionship because I'm thirsty
blergh
>>5381235
Rumor has it chem like's to get pegged. Who knows you might have a shot. lol
>>5381270
>Too many abos
Racist. Also I thought abos couldn't swim.
>>5381305
will it take loads of attempts, or can i get it in the next ~2 hours before my roomate comes home?
>>5381307
a come hither motion ? how do i do that?
my position is like pic related btw
>>5381315
I'm the one who made that pic originally. I also bash on broseph where ever he shows up.
>>5381334
broseph is weird + mentally deficient, but he seems friendly enough.
Why do you bash on him?
>>5381333
Probs a few attempts and not cumming or playing with your dick for a while
>>5381339
Long story. he shitted up /fit/ tinychat over 2 years ago. He got on cam and voice making stupid girly high pitched giggles and talking about how a chick at a tobacco stand was a cunt to him and how he hates her, blah blah blah. Anyways he hates me and I just make fun of how girly he is and how he has raisin sized testicles now because of steroid abuse.
He's a complete pain to deal with.
>>5381352
I forgot to mention also he constantly talks about he wants to kill babies.
It really sucks being furry. Don't believe the hype. Stay a twink and save up for laser hair removal.
BTW...I just trimmed.
>>5381322
>Racist
They're not even human. I know people who work at the local pool who regularly have to clean up literal abo shit in the change rooms.
Sometimes they even poop in the swimming pools and they have to evacuate.
>I thought abos couldn't swim
They're not like your negroids in that respect.
>>5381352
>>5381364
Stop posting juiced up Mexis, you drongo.
>>5381367
Forgot pic.
>>5381367
Post furtiddies
>>5381370
>juiced up
bitch he's all natty!
>>5381374
sorry senpai best boy only tops (well besides bottoming for daddies)
>>5381352
>2years ago
Move on
>>5381373
that's nothing
i shaved a couple days ago and my hairpile was easily 4x that at least
>>5381303
Just when i forgotten how uggo that guy is you post it again. lol
>>5381334
That nigga has a mad case of the joker face.
>>5381352
>mfw it dawns on me that Jupp is not an annoying queen because he's /leggbutt/s, but he is an annoying queen because he is a /fit/izen.
>>5381388
Good thing I'm a daddy now
>>5381349
You took that a little far. But alright. lol
>>5381370
Kiwi?
>>5381389
The chat ended shortly after that no one goes to it anymore.
tinychat/fitchat
>>5381402
I should go there but I don't even look like I lift. I would be made fun of relentlessly.
>>5381398
ain't nothing queen about me man, except the fact that I like to drink the "queen of beers" Warsteiner Dunkel.
>>5381407
That's just it no one goes there anymore it's a barren wasteland because of broseph. Kyle Harrington use to go there too.
>>5381347
well i had another go and my fingers came away red
so i guess leave it for now and come back in a few days for round 2?
>>5381399
>>5381421
>tfw i will never experience this because i dont get hard with prostrate play
;^;
>>5381423
best beer comes from germany ;^)
>>5381421
do you got more leaks from that Super Health Club game?
>>5381379
Guur plea.
>>5381400
>Kiwi
Aussie, you shitcunt.
>>5381408
having SP as a boyfriend makes you want to become an alcoholic?
>>5381423
For the record I'm Canadian. If you think you're American and claim you are then I'm Canadian.
>>5381436
dont reply to the int-baiting
>>5381441
My bad i meant Ireland ;^)
>>5381434
>liking to drink beer = alcoholism
You're retarded.
>>5381441
>i live in roughly the same geographical area as some people who make nice alcohol therefore I deserve all the credit for their actions
/int/posters please go
>>5381430
yup
>>5381450
but im a grower
it would be embarassing
>>5381447
Guinness is an English Company. Stationed and made in Ireland, but owned by the English.
Terribly sad how trampled on the Irish are by the UK. Ireland is left with little dignity now.
>>5381453
is there a thread for this on /y/ or a tumblr that has all the leaks?
>>5381450
>senpai has a sissy gif on hand
i knew you weren't as masc4masc as you like to pretend
>>5381469
do you support donald trump + nigel farage?
>>5381428
american beer makers were german tho.
but srsly, an american micro brew would be much better than any thing imported all the way from germany tho, right? just for the reason of freshness.
I personally like the Sam Adams stuff I've tried, esp. when it's on a tap.
>>5381469
but that's just it Rugby it shouldn't be.
>tfw no Germany bf
>tfw rugz and jupp will never nonlewd wrestle to determine which country is better
>>5381459
Yeah it probably would be a little embarrassing to have the cum fucked out of you while your cute little soft dick flopped around
>>5381470
I searched prostate orgasm on tumblr
>>5381482
No country is better. The world would be a better place if borders weren't necessary. We're all human. Lets act like it. Nationalism is disgusting.
>>5381484
jokes on you, Farage disagrees with Trump's extremism and Trump similarly hates Farage
>>5381490
that sounds humiliating
maybe i will just never have sex
>>5381490
senpai's used daddy cummy hole for sloppy seconds.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/688c192a0ef4f743268bf58ecf6d2177/tumblr_ny8gyucfNO1uomvefo1_1280.jpg
>>5381479
>all that sausage and kraut and stale beer
worst body odor ever
>>5381491
>>5381502
and this is why rugby would win jupp
I had my money on you ;-;
>tfw own a donald trump shirt
>>5381507
>tfw i have the same duvet + pillowcases
i feel violated
>>5381504
Sorry but it's your destiny
embrace it
>>5381515
But I want to be a powerbottom ;^;
how can i be ruffntuff and dominating with a tiny lil dick flopping around?
>>5381510
>>5381502
>implying
>>5381498
we need to elect Ted Cruz instead tbhfam
>>5381508
>Cute accents
>Tall and blond
>Always snacking on thick wurst
Perfection.
Fuck off, Britposter.
>>5381507
Tru
>>5381436
>For the record I'm Canadian
being married to a canadian doesn't make you a canadian
unless canada is such a shitty country that they just hand out citizenships
>>5381520
A powerbottom's power comes from his butt not his weiner
You could always wear a jockstrap during sex of course
>>5381520
>how can i be ruffntuff and dominating with a tiny lil dick flopping around?
ok, I just bonered a little at this thought. An alpha guy all blushing and embarrassed after cumming with a flaccid wiener.
>>5381528
As someone living in Germany right now. 99% of the guys are bland and boring as fuck. Most Germans aren't even blond. They just look like fucking potatoes.
>>5381549
Don't ruin my fantasy, you cunt.
>>5381546
>>5381536
You're an idiot. It's a joke since Rugby thinks and says he's American and he said in the past that he feels american therefore he is American. So I said I feel Canadian therefore I'm Canadian.
Fucking read you moron.
http://45.media.tumblr.com/13db2646eed57963402f21d66d923746/tumblr_nx1tzqt4ip1sxhdaxo2_400.gif
>>5381546
Permanent residency isn't citizenship lol
>>5381547
I know right
How adorable
>>5381560
oh my goodness
>>5381575
you've gone batshit crazy now rugeez
http://49.media.tumblr.com/df5af41c26b93ebf7300a7103bd938ba/tumblr_nyy37vGSlX1uk143io1_540.gif
>>5381601
>>5381575
>rugby vs jupp
>>5381601
eww.
>>5381601
where do i find this stuff
>>5380751
I can't do a split, but I can suck myself off while being fucked. So I kinda did not fail as a bottom.
>>5381629
>mouthpussy
this has gone too far. stop raping my eyepussies with these words.
>>5381618
you know you like it don't deny it.
>>5381624
http://nevertoohairy.tumblr.com/archive
http://40.media.tumblr.com/20c51a0e58b4b06490a4bcb4bb24aacf/tumblr_ns2faemBOo1upnqjeo1_1280.jpg
Honestly most of my issues are a result of my height. I like short guys, defined as "Shorter than me." It is my fetish. The cuter the better. Problem is, I am not a walking intimidation factory.
I'm 5'9" 140-144 lbs depending. I WAS a 245lbs. fatass at one point, but through the miracle of LessFrozenPizza and WalkMore I fixed that. Now I'm working on fixing the loose skin on my arms with the power of MadGains, but that's a work in progress.
But that gets us back to the main issue: I like short guys. I am 5'9". Short guys means shorter than me. There aren't so many of those as I'd like.
On the bright side I got a big dick so I can usually just mighty mouse my way to victory with that. Height advantage means nothing to the man who is tensing under the pressure of my invading phallus.
Captcha was pies.
>>5381646
there's lots of short guys out there
especially in this general
>>5381646
>tfw same height as you but 4 inch penis
>still never had any issue getting ass
>>5381646
I'd suspect this was Blondie, but he's shorter than that.
He's such a fucking loser LMAO.
>>5381646
thanks for the blogpost
>>5381667
Lol I thought it was blondie also
>>5381661
I always liked
>man hole
or just
>hole
http://41.media.tumblr.com/65f53960882a808a03561f419ed8f377/tumblr_nx20r93ekr1rk9392o1_400.jpg
>>5381646
so what's the dick size?... because reasons...
>>5381694
juppussy
>>5381705
> that greentext
http://45.media.tumblr.com/1a0f1ef9352e8197804904ea99550bc4/tumblr_nve1xuHqrp1rbvy65o1_500.gif
>>5381717
Oh boy I like this side of you.
>>5381717
I seriously think people that are attracted to this - especially in the year 2015 - are mentally retarded
>>5381717
>not liking hairy men with sweaty ripe holes
http://45.media.tumblr.com/f821e6a255fdf4ba687fac0a46fb2ceb/tumblr_nryjclYDsR1rownyho1_400.gif
What are you straight?
>>5381717
TRANNIES OUT
>>5381656
>>5381662
>>5381667
Unsure who blondie is. I was gonna shitpost some more but the urge left me. I'll be honest instead. I'm married to a 5'3" cutie that I've been dating for almost a decade. It's so much more accurate for me to say "I fantasize about adultery from time to time." I'd never do it, but yanno.
>>5381730
fuckin' wrestlers every time, man
my weakness
>>5381661
>diickpussy
Wouldn't this imply you're going to fuck thier dick? Like urethral insertion?
>>5381662
small dicks have appeal, especially because less hung men tend to care more about their partner. I'll take a smaller dick over a big dick all the time.
>>5381667
It's cute how you think about me even when I'm not here :3
>>5381733
I wish I had a big dick but I still get everything I want sexually and more than most. How big is your d?
>>5381739
http://dudesmell.tumblr.com/post/130008620934/campusjock4u-hairy-ass-muscle-jocks-fucking-in
What ever you say fag. I'm going to play some Pokemon now.
