Tfw no fuzzy tiddies to rub
Last thread: >>5373476
as someone who lives in the tropics where it's always way too hot and humid I've got to say that body hair is gross.
It probably isn't that bad in colder places but here it's just ew.
gay people shouldn't like boobs
this is gross
>>5374910
>>5374929
>he doesn't wanna tittyfuck some coarse, hairy male chesticles
>>5374929
tiddies aren't boobs
>>5374923
Again, I never said it was bad or that it wasn't normal or that it was something to be ashamed of. I didn't even say he gained 40lbs of fat only.
I was just wondering what he looks like now because I like seeing people making progress.
so don't take everything as a personal attack ok? thx bye
Do people really like masc bottoms? I'm becoming one, but im scared i might be too much of a niche interest and not be able to get a bf.
all of the gay tops i know like twinks...
post the hottest pic you've seen on instagram today senpai
>>5374946
fatties no
PEACE
AND
LOVE
>>5374942
>masc bottoms
literally my ideal bf
I guess those who are masc4masc are into it as well. But it might be hard to find a guy if you are into more feminine types, since they are usually bottoms as well.
>>5374939
now you know everything must have proof in order to get any credibility. Also, survival of the fittest is the world and how you survive, everything is an attack on your life, even jokes.
>>5374942
I personally don't... depending on how "masc" your def. of "masc" is but I'm sure there are plenty here who will hugbox you on this. Best thing to do is just be comfortable with yourself b/c that really is what makes someone attractive.
>>5374946
saved, holy shit
>tfw one day that will be me
>>5374935
That sounds extremely unpleasant.
>>5374961
if i was comfortable with myself i would still be a fat nerd with no friends like I was 4 years ago. I'm glad I have huge insecurity issues, otherwise I would never have picked myself like I did..
>>5374942
I love masc bottoms.
>>5374942
>>5374970
(that was the joke)
>>5374942
It's even more difficult to find a normal guy that's versatile. Being only thing all the time bores the shit out of me. But it's really difficult to find someone to fulfill my ridiculously high standards.
>vers
>gorgeous face
>ottermode body
>not shaved everywhere (especially not the pits)
>smart
>cultured, interested in art, cinema, music
>dirty in the bedroom
>dark hair
>light skin
is that too much to ask?
>>5374979
but friction stimulates the glans of the penis inducing ejactulation. why wouldn't you want that?
>>5374985
>interested in art, cinema, music
Red flag.
>>5374936
>tiddies aren't boobies
do you want these tiddies
>>5374985
I am all of those things (albiet gorgeousness being subjective), and I am more built than an otter + with wider hips.
Other than that I am a historian and hobbyist computer programmer, with a few memberships to royal clubs and a rare pass to the British Library.
Still no boyfriend, but I have to focus on my studies so I dont think I have time for one anyway.
>>5374973
So you think it was the fact that you were a fat nerd that was the reason you had no friends and not because of a personality issue?
>>5374994
I have SP's tiddies daily. I don't need anyone else's.
>>5374999
I had no friends because I was more "comfortable" listening to music 24/7 and playing videogames than talking to people and socialising.
I still am sometimes uncomfortable with talking to people, but its something i endure to reap the benefits of a functioning social circle.
>>5374985
>is that too much to ask?
Well, you should ask yourself if you meet all of those requirements -be honest with yourself.
If you don't... then yeah.
>>5375001
>I have SP's tiddies daily
For now.
>>5374985
What do you have to offer anon?
People say this all the time, but to get a qt you need to be a qt
>>5375013
lol i thought models were supposed to have good bodies
hes just skinnyfat lel
look at that pudge
>>5375020
; ]
>>5375018
I'll comfort you when SP leaves, don't worry.
I want to have sex and right now.
I think that's why I've been miserable. No mouth to cum inside of. Im on a dry spell.
>>5374946
>>5375044
hey im the same but im miserable b/c i have no dick to cum inside my mouth
unfortunately hooking up with strangers is out of the question because like 40% of all tops on hte internet are rapists/murderers/disease-ridden and i dont want to run those risks.
>>5375046
shopped lower body
>>5374998
Are you up for a chat, anon?: D kik maybe?
Why are so little kiks exchanged on /gaygen/ anyway? I know we have /soc/, but still.. And people only go on /soc/ for porn
>>5375053
I feel you.
I guess im mad that others are happy and I am not.
I think I just need to stick my cock in someone and just chill out. I have no car or place of my own though but I need something to fug.
>>5375056
b/c kik is for pedos
>>5375001
>have you tiddie fucked sp yet?
>>5374910
>Tfw no fuzzy tiddies to rub
disgusting
>>5375039
SP's not getting any younger and his desire for a qt twink son grows with each day.
Picturing it rn.
>Jupp is on his way home after buying SP a lovely bouquet of flowers for their anniversary
>As he walks past a school, he sees SP's car
>A blond twink, about 17 or 18 steps out of the car
>SP gives blond twink a peck on the cheek and puts a bit of lunch money in his pocket, smiling to himself as blond twink walks through the gates
>Jupp sits on a nearby park bench and cries for the next few hours
>Police eventually take away the scary fat man for suspiciously loitering around a school
So cute.
>>5375055
I don't think if it's shopped, but the angle surely helps.
The guy has a great body tho. He's my instagram husbando.
>>5375056
Like I said, I am busy and also I think talking to people from 4chan is most likely a little questionable.
I'll pass - I just wanted to let you know that its not super unachievable. Conditional on your characteristics I suppose.
>>5375072
DAMN SON UR AUTISTIC
>>5375006
lol ok. Just know that ppl with huge insecurity issues are not really fun to have a relationship with. If you are just talking about random hookups, then it really doesn't matter I guess.
>>5375081
I know man. My insecurity made me who I am, but now I need to ditch it and it is... not so easy.
I'm making baby steps towards it though.
Mmmn...so delicious. I wonder how many calories are in this breakfast.
>>5375059 hiking trails and secluded parks!
>>5375098
Are you American or something? That's a bloody desert, mate.
Is it true Americans eat doughnuts for breakfast?
>>5375098
i had 2 crepes, 2 orders of hash browns, and bacon
i love breakfast
>>5375105
i have two doughnuts for breakfast like 4 days a week :')
>>5375112
lol no wonder you look terrible
>>5375088
My psychology professor and I were like that but he explained that by putting yourself in those situations and experiencing it you slowly shed your habits
Still prefer solitude though
>>5375114
>>5375077
ty ty
>>5375143
I don't think you're ugly, Puppers.
You're just a sick fetishist who needs to be locked away.
>>5375143
yeah
>>5375112
They're pretty much entirely sugar, you silly sod!
Porridge is best breakfast.
what embarrassing music did you listen to in the 90s?
>>5375181
Barney the dinosaur
Bob the builder
>>5375153
>he wants to be locked in a room alone with me
t-things are moving so fast fatanon...
>>5375159
oatmeal is my fave, i eat it whenever i'm home for breakfast
but normally i'm at work, and the bakery is super cheap + quick. depending on which store i'm at i'll have a bagel or muffin instead. cranberry orange muffins are my fave but they only have em at one store i work at.
>>5375181
i have jpop mix cds that i burned and doodled on in sharpies
that might have been the early 2000s tho.
this thread lets hot guys
pic relate
hes perfection
>>5375114
He's no tranny. I'd rather sludge than booger. Ughhhhhh I'd even ravage wiz's gross ginger hole before touching booger or other trannys
>>5375197
dirty swede detected
>>5375194
>awful tats
>body looks like a wet rag
>cute face
eh. 6/10.
r8 mine
>>5375204
hairy manlet/10
>>5375204
I bet his sweat smells 10/10
>>5375204
if that qt is a 6/10 your dude is a 2/10
>>5375202
take that back you slanderous punk
>tfw no qt tired bf
>back from australia
>tfw no ozzy bf to cuddle with
also laughing at how trash the new slp season is.
>>5375220
You're a total bitch senpai
You won't post pictures of yourself yet you're here everyday every night. You will never know the satisfaction when others post your picture because they have a crush on you.
>>5375249
retarded shaving/10
>>5375181
i wasn't born til 97' tbqh family
>>5375227
vittu
>>5375249
would get dominated by while tied up in leather slut gear/10
>>5375256
but my pics are posted here all the time
you just don't know it
:3c
Birth year?
>>5375181
I was a little kid in the 90s, but they had a music program on in the early morning here that also played Top 50 stuff on Saturdays. That's all I remember. That and the dance music my mum used to listen to for aerobics classes.
>>5375187
D-don't get the wrong idea. I'm only concerned for public safety.
>>5375241
>new slp season
What? FW won't show until next year.
>>5375256
He must be a really nice guy for rugby not to even post his pics.
>>5375275
it's okay
i'll keep you safe babe
>>5375275
mostly talking about his newest update to the SS season that adds a literal tuxedo shirt for 400$
he's literally gone raf status
>>5375271
1995 :3c
>>5375197
Just plain, and have a banana on the side.
< me wishing to get a bf
>>5375271
1979
>>5375277
senpai treats him like the sub he wants to be
>>5375271
1967
>>5375271
96 is 69 backwards desu senpai
>>5375296
everyone throw rocks at the old dude
>>5375289
You're cute, but I don't go for superstitious types. Sorry :/
>>5375282
What did you expect? I only own one pair of boots by them and wouldn't consider anything else besides their leather jackets.
Don't have the $7000 for that though.
Their menswear is nowhere near as overpriced and trashy as their womenswear tbqh. $400 isn't much for a designer shirt.
>>5375278
S-stay back.
>>5375296
S-stay back.
Vancouver, WA was created in 1857
Vancouver BC Canada was created in 1886
Why couldn't Canadians be original and choose a different name?
>>5375298
Yes, son?
>>5375318
More like throw boypussy
>>5375290
Shake down
>>5375284
HAPPY GAY DEATH!
>>5375332
yeah baby stutter for me
i like it when you're nervous
>>5375336
That would break the rule that Canada sucks, isn't original, and is a faggot.
Just not canon, anon
>>5375336
america stole like nearly all of its place name from other places anyway
>>5375286
tell me more about how you eat the bananas
do you give them a guy's name like chris or john before you eat them, moaning their name as you slide them in your mouth?
>>5375365
such as?
>>5375367
I mean really
who doesn't do that
>>5375367
>not using eggplant
What are you even doing anon?
>>5375367
Push my finger through the middle to split it three ways and eat it like that.
>>5375332
oh no I definitely agree, SLP is only really good for their chelseas and maybe their jackets, but I'd rather get a des garcones or a Julius jacket than one from SLP
>>5375372
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_places_in_the_United_States_named_after_places_in_England
>>5375399
"Wow, what an accent! So where are you guys from?"
"London"
"Oh yeah, Ontario really is beautiful, isnt it?"
every fucking time
>>5375367
>>5375416
red flag
>>5375367
I tried that and it broke off and ui ended up hacking up bits of mushed banana in the toilet for like 10min and ending up with the furriest and most disgusting mouth smell i ahve ever experienced
>>5375377
eggplant is too firm
you can only learn to make tender love with your mouth by training with something soft like a banana, being careful not to break it
I am a 33rd degree homosexual, so trust me on this
>>5375425
you must master the art my sweet child, it's the only way you can ever become an ascended master
>>5375394
I think you would look v nice in this.
Hot off the runway. Please, give $5000 ty.
>>5375416
D-disgust.
>>5375350
I'd threaten to restrain and tase you, but I think you'd like it too much.
>>5375442
what about gays that don't suck.
>>5375373
Literally senpai
>>5375455
They are not human.
And bestiality is wrong.
>>5375444
>Ruth Bell
>Not based Tami
You disgusting freak go take your estrofem and don't darken our hallowed ground with your basic bitches
>>5375457
Tfw no daddy bf to teach me to neglect my pussy dick and only cum by prostate stimulation forever after that
>>5375442
As a 33° biscum pigslut, I don't think you're trying hard enough.
>tfw still work dick better than fags
What have you done to fight the straight menace today?
>>5375463
Disgust.
I want the anorexic dollfu meme to come back.
>>5375457
Unsavory.
>>5375498
>tfw you will never be that much of a pretty girl
>>5375455
they have chosen not to practice cock worship, so what use is it trying to teach them? it would be like teaching a fish to fly
I dream of the day when all men unite under a mutual love of cock, but that day is not today
>>5375483
begone, heretic. this thread is only for the initiates of the mystic school of gayfaggotry.
>>5375507
I don't really care about cock other than my own.
>>5375515
>masturbated to gay pornography
Good job soldier.
Keep up the work.
>>5375399
Vancouver WA isn't name after a place in England.
>>5375490
Put on a dress, whored on kik with a str8 guy and showed him my penis when he asked for lewds
40 min later he called me a disgusting fag but admitted he still jerked off to it because of my butt
Hopefully the seed of confusion was planted on his head :}
>>5375527
>>5375520
Oh shit
I jerked it to the dicks in straight porn did I Fuck up
>>5375515
N-no. You make me queasy.
You literally fuck puppies, it's not healthy!
>>5375527
I want to plant my seed in a straight qt.
>>5375506
: [
>>5375506
Trannies, gtfo.
>>5375518
it's all good. just let the brotherhood of cock work our magic on it for now, the day of the holy equinox of the dicksucking gods will come soon enough and then you'll learn to appreciate the cock like any true believer
>>5375549
>>5375555
implying im not just a boy who sometimes wishes he was a pretty girl
>>5375559
not interested in cock, or sucking cock, having my cock sucked is another story tho.
Does anyone elses hole get moist when horny?
>>5375596
It's making my seat wet
It only got like did after I lost my butt cherry
It's like it knows
>>5375565
Disturbing.
>>5375560
I've posted that gif before.
>>5375584
Is this some kind of survival horror?
>>5375596
...
>>5375596
>>5375602
that does it, I'm never going to try buttsex
not even once
>>5375457
>>5375602
Omg ikr
It doesnt happen every time but sometimes I am jerking off
And I like to play with my hole while doing that
Sometimes its dry but other times its like my fingers are diving into the dead sea or something
>>5375640
le sjw meme
>>5375638
Why is your head so round?
Looks like it would be fun to roll around.
>>5375653
self-lubing aceholes are a sjw meemee?
Have you ever masturbated to any tripfags before?
>>5375663
myself
>>5375663
no
i would never to someone who didnt want to be masturbated to
thats weird + feels like a violation
>>5375663
Nah they all ugly
>>5375663
no one here is really my type.
>>5375663
rugby LOL NOT
>>5375671
violate me
>>5375671
I'm masturbating to you right now
feel violated?
>>5375701
Sorry, I cant.
nothing personal you just arent my type i guess
>>5375701
winky face ecks dee
>>5375701
here we go again
>>5375638
are you amused Sen Pai?
i love niq so much
oh my fucking god
>>5375663
No I've so far avoided pics so I don't get infatuated with some qt twink I'll never meet. Luckily I'm immune to the constant shitposting of baras. They are just cute like llamas.
>>5375729
Jeez tenant really is chilling in Jessica Jones
>talking to rugby on skype
>he's depressed because he thought there was something more between him & niq
>he feels used and wonders why niq even bothered playing with his butt and wanking on skype cam sessions with him if he wasn't interested at all in him
>it wasn't just photos niq shared apparently, their relationship went deeper than that, they exchanged cyber fluids
>tfw no satyr bf
>>5375739
hot
>>5375739
cUck
>>5375713
Trip on Niq
>>5375737
Is he? Man what have I been doing in lyfe not watching all the netlixtube shoes my friends recommend. I need a bf just to have an excuse to electric jew & chill. So behind.
Do you gays engage in the sick shit that is called "kissing"?
I bet you perverts even hold hands like it's a normal thing to do
>>5375758
u caught me
>>5375759
Yeah
It's a great performance desu
It's a cracking show,
>tfw nobody has ever jerked off to my pictures
I actually had one person do a cum tribute of me back in a different general.
He was pretending to be a serial killer cumming on everyone
>>5375766
>tfw never gotten a cum tribute
i feel so unfulfilled
>>5375761
>kissing
Yeah that shit is wrong.
The mouth isn't made for kissing.
It's made for cock.
>>5375767
good
now accept Jesus inside you
>>5375771
I can make you one if you want...
Ill bust out candles and everything
>>5375782
Jesus is already my co-pilot, dude.
>>5375782
I'd swallow every drop of Jesus' salvation
>>5375766
I had a fwb tell me she masturbated to my profile photon on fb.
Pretty great feel really.
>>5375797
>She
GET OUT!
>>5375791
Letting someone from antiquity help fly a plane seems like a disaster waiting to happen.
in memory ;(
>>5375797
>she
behead all bi scum
>>5375804
swede is kill?
>>5375812
dont take the bait you faggot
>>5375804
rasmus trip on
>>5375812
worse, he's a tranny
>>5375804
When people say that gay isn't genetic show them this picture
>>5375789
a-anon, i-i...
>>5375762
Welp, wasn't too hard knowing your previous posts. I ..... I do think I've lurked here long enough to be able to tell certain folks apart; even certain anons that don't trip. I tried to leave this site
Go to reddit I told myself
You can be normie I told myself
>Tfw can never change autism
>tfw I'm stuck with you fags
At least I'm not on b anymore
>>5375849
mfw when it was actually me
>>5375849
it wasnt even me lol what do i gain from putting bait that obvious on here. Like a decent portion of shit I post or shit other people post about me is just shit-tier bait from random people.
>>5375791
Im intrigued.
So do you actually believe in Christ or are you just rp'ing? If the former, why? And are you actually gay or just visiting?
>>5375804
Where mah money hoe?
>>5375864
Not that anon but I have a respect or faith and religion in general
I like the spirituality of it and how much it has contributed to story telling over the centuries
>>5375864
Pascals Wager
>>5375864
I actually believe in Jesus, but it's a bit more complex than simply the bible and I can't be bothered laying out the details on a site where most things gets shut down.
In essence it has to do with early migration, Troy, Visigoths, norse christianization, esoteric hitlerism, so on and so forth.
And yeah, I am gay.
Whenever im in a bad situation or feel like shit. I think to myself. What would cm punk do and I feel better.
>>5375891
I just think to myself..
I'm not hitler, rugby, swede. gudit, or 5652 and feel better.
>>5375891
crushing on the actor that played heroin bob was how i realized I might be gay. he was in party of five as well I think.
>>5375897
Real talk I think im not Chauncey and I feel better.
>>5375897
I think I'm not Wiz and feel better.
>>5375897
I'm not Irish and I feel better
>>5375908
I'm wiz and when I think I'm not me I feel better too.
>>5375916
kill yourself
>>5375869
where did u find that pic of me
>>5374910
I want to press my face against his entire body. Hairy guys turn me into such a submissive slut.
just skipped 2 sets of squats because i was bored of working legs and instead did various curls for 30min
>im sorry jesus
>>5375942
shut up wiz
>tfw want to flirt with cute boys here
Did they fug?
>>5375952
Duh. Chris Evans is a slut.
>>5375959
Shut up about my husbando
Hes pure
>>5375925
I don't think the bible is as much a lie, as it is a compendium of stories.
The thing to remember is how crazy living around the "year zero" must have been. All sorts of crazy sects and believes on every street corner. The big cities were probably more multicultural than anything we're experiencing today.
You have the gnostics who think the world is an iron prison, and that procreation is sinful and only anal sex is allowed because life is light trapped in matter. Judaism hasn't really formed yet either because christendom needed to happen first, and the earliest christians were completely eschatological and just waiting for the ascension to happen.
Jesus is most certainly an archetype, and to me archetypes are somewhat real and somewhat collective unconsciousness. But I'm not going to digress to much into /x/ territory here.
Most likely the bible and formation of the church were used to control the masses and the stories therein are based on other figures that also frequented at that time.
However, as my research goes, I think Jesus is older than that, and directly linked to Vishnu, but that's just me.
>>5375963
Too bad baby
>>5375963
Reminds me of my biscum ex but he was more Jewwy
He's probably a slut
And you're getting cvcked
>>5375974
>biscum ex
I hope you learned your lesson
>>5375977
Cute twink for you <3
>check post count in the archives
>tfw second highest gaygen trip
>tfw just have to out post senpai and i become king of gaygen
>>5375977
>wanting Trannies
Wrong gen m8
How do you know when someone's gay?
I want to fuck a gay guy im straight but I want to flirt with them ._.
>>5375994
Kek, top shitposters
>>5375994
I think there's dick length requirements you need to meet
Your still the queen of gaygen
>>5375997
>im straight
>>5375994
Senpais STILL NEVER posted A pic.
Posts ALL day yet NEVER posted a PICTURE!
Such autism much wow xD
>>5375994
wtf senpai has been posting for like his entire life
>>5375994
did you search his trip?
b/c he uses about 40 different names
>>5375986
Well, the issue wasn't a chick. He got emotionally abusive and started coke. We were on and off. I would take him back from girls and cheat on whoever I was seeing for him. I never loved him but I had never loved and he was the only compatible guy
>>5376010
Blame buttslut, he's the one who brought him here. This place was peaceful and a lot better before buttslut invited him.
oh fuck never mind i have to beat sludgepuppy too. damn it. ;~;
Senpai !A5XcGnQtZI 11348
sludgepuppy !c1oWyEUJEM 6357
booger !!E8raGZobRNy 5993
>>5375994
Isn't lalalilly like number 1 with like fifteen thousand posts or something ridiculous?
>>5376004
btfo
>>5376025
desu Wiz has like 35000+ posts before he had the admin of the archive delete most of his posts...
>>5375971
Gnosticism is definitely legit in my opinion. I take it you've read the Valis trilogy?
