post your tastiest of beards, /gaygen/...
choose your own:
tinychat com/gaygen
tinychat com/gaygenrehab
latest cut: >>5367740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URBuVMuwdEk
>>5369104
>"I likes mah beard suthrn' style"
This guy has the thiqqest beard i've ever seen
this is my beard
>>5369113
>8 string guitar
really? is that necessary?
but yeah, preddy gud beard.
>>5369123
It is if you want to play djent.
Well, I mean, it's actually not and djent is mostly just chugging with an occasional dissonant arpeggio, but still!
>>5369122
>mfw
>>5369123
Depends on what you play. I have an 8 string and a 7 string.
I'm learning this right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNwx84UPzFY
It's not NECESSARY, but it's nice, if you like that kind of tonality.
>>5369127
lol'd
to be fair djent is pretty much just chugging anyway, fredrik thordendal basically coined it as just that.
>>5369131
let's see your bint then, ya smarmy twat.
>>5369139
I'm not brit enough to understand
Doesn't bint mean girl?
>>5369131
I still don't get actually learning other people's songs. I bullshit everything. Even lyrics I don't pay that much attention to if I'm mishearing them most of the time I listen anyway.
>>5369143
It's more just a technical study, it's how i learned in the first place, and it's the only time i practice techniques.
Aside from which it's just fun, i like the challenge
>>5369104
>Beards
Red flag.
What are you listening to /gaygen/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE891IHxyV8
>>5369154
You're into beards and chubby people. You literally erped with maki on a nightly basis.
>>5369142
yes.
>>5369157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3KOowB4k_k
>>5369162
Th-that's different. It was just a phase.
>>5369177
Gross i dont let girls near me
>>5369178
No you're just all talk trying to be mean. You like men. You might as well like fembois if you like no bearded females.
>>5369181
you're going to need a beard niq.
>>5369157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbHI6nMsVHE
>>5369183
i could rock a beard Tbh
>>5369131
>Depends on what you play. I have an 8 string and a 7 string.
yeah I guess I get it but if you are going to go that direction my take is that you are basically creating another instrument... something other than a guitar so why not commit to that notion and play a Chapman Stick or play a baritone guitar or play something like what Charlie Hunter plays. All of those would have much deeper ranges than a 7 or 8 string.
On a technical note, I don't see how an 8string guitar intonates correctly without using fanned frets.
>>5369182
>you're just all talk trying to be mean
You don't know me! Step off, Anon.
>>5369196
not a beard, a "beard".
>>5369198
Eh, i mean a lot of people treat it as another instrument
>play a chapman stick or play a baritone guitar or play something like what charlie hunter plays
Well, Chapman stick is unwieldy, and 8 strings are just convenient, and versatile. you're not going to use a chapman stick for playing Meshuggah.
Give it to me straight, gaygen. With as many replies as possible.
How bad is it to contact someone you dated, had mutual interest in each other, and parted ways for reasons still unknown to you, 1.5 years later? I still have his number in my SMS backup archives. I only recently (few days ago) felt compelled to reach out to him.
>>5369157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMKL0ZOz74M
>>5369209
>>5369198
>On a technical note, I don't see how an 8string guitar intonates correctly without using fanned frets.
Well, i mean fanned frets are certainly more common. I don't really understand it 100%, I thought fanned frets were for more comfort based off the angle of your wrist. Fanned and true temperament look good in theory but I imagine they'd be shitty for bending.
Mine does alright with dual truss rod, non fanned frets and a hipshot bridge. Wish it was longer scale though.
>>5369203
I'm not sure i follow
>>5369212
Pretty weird desu. I mean I dated a guy a couple months ago that I considered messaging this week but didn't because I thought it would be weird. A year and a half is a long time.
>>5369223
He means a girl that you'd tell people you're dating in order to hide your gay powerlevel.
>>5369226
Oh.
I know a girl I could use. I'm not really that precious about defending my closet as to actually date someone though.
>>5369212
I would advise against it personally. Chances are that it will not end up well for you.
>>5369202
You're so cute...i wish you would post more pictures...
>>5369212
I say go for it, I believe we get those intuitions for a reason. Might be worth checking out where it takes you.
>>5369236
Don't you butter me up, putz.
>>5369212
He's probably not into you, but do it anyway.
>>5369226
>beards
you know the whole Freddy Mercury thing has always intrigued me. He ended up leaving most of his estate to his beard and not his long time partner. I would have thought the guy that was basically his husband would've gotten something more. That must have been an interesting relationship dynamic when you have a beard that you are closer to (or as close to) than your partner.
>>5369249
freddy was bisexual supposedly
>>5369246
I do think you're really cute though...
>>5369223
maybe it is comfort but I always thought it was so that you could have all the notes on the instrument be tempered in tune with all the other notes because you need a longer scale length for the lower strings so they resonate better and don't sound flubby.
>>5369249
It's weird 'cuz he wasn't even closeted when he died.
>>5369254
ah ok. thought he was full time gay.
>>5369257
Longer scale definitely helps, I think it's generally more popular to have long scale 8 strings, multiscale is less popular obviously because some people just don't like how weird it is.
I wanna try one of those wangy multiscale ergonomic strandbergs, they look weirdly erotic.
>>5369249
There are different layers of being close to someone anon.
A partner might be there for you when you shit your pants in a cafe, and sleep next to you every night, but some people go deeper on other levels.
I have feelings that go pretty deep for a lesbo, from my side they are also sexual, but that doesn't matter much to me. She knows there are no one that gets her so instinctual as I do, yet there can be long periods of time when we don't meet or have any contact and she is more or less married as well.
My best friend and I have been through much, and there are times when we don't even have to speak to each other because we know each other so well. There is no romantic or sexual aspect to it, but a very deep platonic understanding.
I wish for most people to experience these kind of relations in their lives with people that are not blood related.
You know what everyone.
Sorry for bitching about my small penis everyday.
Sorry for beta shitposting all the time. This anon won't do that shit anymore. Sorry fuck man I just hit a new level of fucking strength.
This whole time I've been trying to revert backwards but I should have been going forward. Im unstoppable now I love all of you.
>>5369269
I dub thee unforgiven.
>>5369269
weren't you going to join the army maki?
>>5369269
You're dead to me.
>>5369277
Not him but I took his gimmick since we held similar sentiments.
>>5369288
>I fell for him around the time he was falling out.
that's the worst tbH.
>>5369288
Why doesn't it sound like good advice, some part of you wanted to do it. Dare to live a little. See what might happen.
>>5369301
Are you kidding? How do you think the average person would react if someone they date for 6 months almost 2 years ago just hit them up out of the blue? That's definitely not weird at all, no.
>>5369298
If this is what love is like, then I wanna continue being a qt3.14 ice cold bitch. Turn guys down when things pick up. My heart actually skipped at something about him that's probably nothing. Fuck being in love and heartbroken senpai.
What should I buy at the supermarket, gaygen?
Why is it so scary to be considered weird or odd? Maybe the other person also thought of him and would be glad to get a message? People here keep thinking the worst will happen instead of what they want to happen.>>5369324
>>5369331
Buy some eggs.
>>5369212
Send a text as if you're sending it to someone else
E.g if his name is Matt
>Hey Max, heard from Christina recently?
And then when you get the
>new phone who dis
Just start talking
But yeah, very odd to just send "thought about you the other day" so LIE
>>5369338
>egg yolks
nty
>>5369324
idk... being in love with someone who loves you back (and not some sort of crush) is a pretty awesome thing. As far as that guy from the past, chances are that he's moved on and you should to. But if there was something extra special about him and no other, then take a chance. The worst you would get would be soul crushing rejection but at least you'd get closure I guess.
>>5369331
stuff to cook something nice
something tasty
I want to eat but I feel like shit, I can only eat rice
im hungry
>>5369341
It's probably because it's late as shit and I'm tired as fuck but shouldn't the new phone excuse be said from me? Because technically I did get a new phone.
>>5369351
I wouldn't say soul-crushing. I got over it awhile back but this wave just came out of the blue and can't dissipate itself quick enough. I want out, dammit. Besides I'm seeing someone else. Closure is always good though.
>>5369332
Because we expect worst case scenarios because best cases hardly ever happen. Even if he did remember, wanted to talk, was single and met some day, it would be pointless because I'm dating someone else.
>>5369331
condoms, lube, and celery
>>5369372
>that gaper
WTF
>tfw using my hate to become the strongest person possible
>>5369417
>tfw using my compassion to be the strongest person possible
>>5369444
>Implying Goku and Vegeta aren't gay for each other
First one to dubs ill carve their name into my skin
>>5369493
carve my name into your heart <3
>>5369493
Go home Richey, you're drunk.
>>5369493
f o u r i n c h p e n i s
>>5369493
Do it faggot
>>5369493
I'm pretty good with dubs.
Reposting this because it was a severely underrated post in the last thread.
>>5369506
Yeah I laughed at it for a minute.
>tfw long ass boring stupid semester
>>5369506
I'm not an autist, they tested, I have avpd.
>>5369506
>slept under my mattress
>supposedly a sign of autism
Just, what am I reading? I just have this mental image of 1950s parents walking in, seeing their kid sleeping under the mattress, the woman bursts into tears, "No, NO, HAROLD, he has the AUTISM"
>>5369493
Dubs get
>>5369506
>have a strange love of pressure, I slept under my mattress as a kid, which is supposedly a sign of autism
>>5369508
Gross. You're even worse than that other fatposter.
>>5369516
You mean my husband SilentProtagonist.
Im going to bed
You guys suck at getting dubs
You're 2 slow and im not cutting tonight
At least not your names i already cut
>>5369517
Yeah, her.
>>5369518
This
>>5369520
I'm sorry you have bad taste in men.
>>5369520
ayy lmao
saltier than the Dead Sea
who /ayylmao4ayylmao/ here?
>>5369526
Wh-why is that gorilla taking a shower?
Disgust.
>>5369529
Don't bully.
>>5369532
Y'all are some strange people.
>>5369532
that was a couple of threads ago
>>5369534
Set them standards gurl, set them standards on us all.
>>5369536
>>5369539
Make one of the mascs
>>5369540
>gurl
Is this SP fatposting on Jupp's 4chan.co.uk account? Or have you grown so obese that you've fused into one being, like those fat people who get stuck to their sofa?
>>5369552
you know how they say that dogs start looking like their owners, right? this also happens in gay relationships, it's like a zygote, slowly both gays start looking like each other, using the same language and only talking about the same thing.
>>5369552
>co.uk account
>.uk
>uk?
The fuck are you on about? First of all not in the UK mate. Secondly, when people get married they usually end up acting like each other in many ways through daily influence.
>>5369559
you forgot to post the comic
>>5369539
Why use some of the worst photos for this?
>>5369569
>that 3rd couple
hnng
my heart
>>5369534
>Don't bully me please
>Only I can bully you
>Likes skinny feminime body
>Criticize Hairy Bears
>"Disgust"
>"Don't Bully"
>Bully
>B
>U
>L
>L
>Y
You know..... if you don't like something mind if you shut the hell up and stop being a hypocrite,
instead of bitching around?
>>5369569
>That's the secret to find love
>FIND
This isn't an English comic, is it?
>>5369580
Muscles are nice, but they are worthless without body/facial hair. imo
>>5369564
>Mate
Can't fool me, Britposter. The c-cracks are beginning to show...
>Married
U-unacceptable.
>>5369581
Calm down, Anonymous. Bullies aren't supposed to lose their cool.
>>5369582
I think it's originally in Spanish.
http://gaysomecomic.tumblr.com/
>>5369584
People in the western hemisphere do get up around this time which for me personally it's 7 am
>>5369584
>Calm Down
Nooooo!, I will never calm down!!!!11!!1
shooo get away from me
>>5369591
someone needs a hug
>>5369589
>7 am
I usually haven't fallen asleep by 7, though my sleep cycle changes a lot, especially when I don't have uni.
>>5369591
Cute. I like seeing boys get all exasperated.
I was difficult with my male teachers at school because I liked seeing them get cranky. Was really cute.
>>5369583
I'm part of the germanic race, many bloodlines have little to no body hair. Both my father and grandfather have no body hair, not even hair on their feet. From the admixture on my mothers side I at least have some, but it's blond hair so it's not really noticeable except for on my legs. I was 26 when I first started getting a few strains of hair on my chest, feels like a second puberty.
>>5369493
Eyyyy.
>>5369609
Oh darn. I didn't even calculate that right.
>>5369611
Waiting for anon to deliver.
>When your Jew boss buys you lunch
The stereotype is broken!
>>5369642
It seems like Jews throw a disproportionate amount of free money at me.
>>5369648
Yeah I'm being kinda unfair he's actually pretty generous.
Although that might be because I know his wife and he knows I'll tell her if he doesn't look after me.
>>5369642
Nothing's free when it comes to the Jew menace, he will expect something in return.
>>5369656
the meal was probably tax deductible, he got money back most likely and now harmonist in eternal blood debt to him.
That something or other when no qt gothic glam metal bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmbl2w7LNNk
>>5369658
I think you're right, he will just claim it as expenses and get the money back.
Halloumi, hummus, kale and beets for dinner. Yum.
im solving the GCHQ cryptography puzzle!
free job here i come!
>>5369673
That sounds disgusting anon.
>>5369691
says you.
>>5369690
wip
tfw got a date with a girl today
Fucking homos pls die
>>5369786
Breeder pls go
don't trust attractive people because they are untrustworthy
also don't trust ugly people because they have nothing to lose
>>5369834
Just don't trust breeders and biscum.
Oh and tripfags cannot be trusted either.
>>5369844
And maybe trust Zoidberg
>>5369853
Why is there always a "Jew" alien race when it comes to outer space shows?
>>5369915
Statistical likelyhood.
That and most alien races are based on stereotypes.
how do you get rid of stalkers?
>>5369936
New phone numeber, new skype handle, new email, new facebook account that is more secure. if this is online that is
For more personal stalkers, issue a restraining order with police. and change your phone number, facebook, etc.
Trust me I've done it personally a few times. Old stupid shitty friends I had in my past wonder what happened to me and why I disappeared all of a sudden.
>>5369936
You won't be stalked if there's no stalker
>>5369951
Beat me to it. I was going to suggest a large caliber handgun and a spacious trunk.
>>5369915
I dunno, but he does literally have 'berg' in his name. I guess Zoidstein didn't have the same ring to it.
>>5369951
This is another option, but I highly recommend not committing murder.
>>5369960
I'm not recommending murder.
It could be an "unfortunate accident"
>>5369959
surnames with -berg and -stein in them aren't necessarily 'jewish', but in fact German. Just ancestry to German-Jewish peoples.
>>5369936
MACE
How many of you faggots have cummef legs over head before?
>>5369983
>cummef legs over head
Wat
>>5369983
can you repeat this in the form of a question?
>>5369983
>cummef
what the fuck is that
>>5369986
*cummed you twat.
>tfw I don't feel obligated to spell correctly anymore.
>>5369968
I don't see any German in this chart, do you?
>>5369983
>cummed legs over head
Yeah when I use to suck my own dick.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio
>>5369983
oh yeah
when i was 16 + just realising i was gay i had a huge slut phase where i would be sexting 4-6 guys every night.
one guy liked to make me cum on my face and then leave it there all day.
to be honest its just as well i was too scared to do anything IRL, otherwise i would have every STD under the sun by now. its weird actually; nowadays i am a super shy guy who blushes when cute guys even look at me.
i guess it was just a phase.
>>5369997
lol oh Zoidberg
>>5369983
>tfw never really 'shot' cum
Once it shot a little bit, like maybe an inch or two... Usually it just sorta pumps/streams out without any real force or projectile to it ;_;
>>5369993
okaaaay...now that that is cleared up, what are you even asking?
>>5370003
Try different positions.
>>5370003
dont fap for 2 days leading up to it.
edge 3-4 times
masturbate with an extremely loose grip
i promise you, you will splatter the ceiling. Not joking, thats what happened when i tried it after wondering if i could "squirt".
>>5370003
>projectile inch or two
That's sad. I can shoot all the way to the ceiling if I'm really into it and a lot of cum. I have been known to accidentally shoot into guy's eyes in my past. Most guys didn't expect it to go so far to land in their eyes, but it do. I warned SP about it when we finally had sex. Needless to say he was surprised.
>>5370011
Done it all before.
I went 6 weeks once and when i did cum it only maybe spurted a couple inches.
Starting to think something's wrong with me..
>>5370014
I don't want to hear about these sordid things.
>>5370003
I'm the same, it's normal. Most guys in fact just dribble. Again porn will convince insecure people that you should shoot with the force of a bullet.
>>5370006
"Legs over head" was specified you mongrel.
"Have any of you faggots ever cummed legs over head?"
What is ambiguous about that?
>>5369834
Ugly people are bad, insecure, have low confidence and aren't very active, often awkward, shut ins and hyper selfish because of that self centred but weak personality.
Example: ugly women more often prefer to be single cat ladies, don't want kids and have bad family relationships.
Ugly straight men are dangerous for girls on top of all that, but ugly gays are the cattiest and most untrustworthy people I've known
>>5370019
Edging is the key mein Freund.
http://letstalksex.net/edging/
>>5370031
Why did you post that picture of Cazador
>>5370022
I thought you died of malnutrition and lack there of energy in solid carbohydrate form. Nice to see you're still alive and haven't passed out from your eating disorder.
>>5370019
edge more
Or if there actually is something wrong with you, pick up some zinc supplements from the chemist. You dont need a scrip or anything.
zinc supplements = superjizz
>>5370036
Hahah it does look like him, but Chris O'Dowd is 10x hotter.
>>5370022
Can someone silence this inbred. His twink-centered agenda is rustling my Jimmies.
>calls beards and muscles a red flag
Is this even a man? Can this still be considered gay?
>>5370044
>tfw no snide irishman to complain about society with while cuddling in his nerdcave
>>5370049
Take it all with a grain of salt man. Enjoy the diversity of likes an dislikes in the thread. This difference in opinions are what makes it so spicy and lively. Plus it's fun watching these people put their heart and soul into these posts and everyone ends up ignoring them. Such as probably my post right now will be ignored because it's too long to read. lol
>you scamps make me laugh
>>5370027
so orgasmimg while doing a head stand or having your legs surgically removed and placed above your head then? That's kinda wierd tbH.
>>5370057
Hah fuck you I ain't gonna give you the satisfaction of being right.
So here's my reply.
>>5370061
not him, but have you really never done it? you put your ass + back up (maybe leaning against a wall) so you can jizz on your chest + face
>>5370067
but nothing you just said is of importance to a discussion. nothing you typed conveys an idea or external statement that allows others to chime in for their ideals to be expressed.
I'm in a social mood and I guess I expect too much from gaygen.
>>5370041
I don't have an eating disorder, you clod.
I was playing a game, now I'm preparing to go for a walk before the cursed sun rises.
>>5370049
I'm very gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUbKuEiENvA
>>5370061
You basically do half of a judo roll and stay in that position so your dick is aimed at your face.
Your lack of common sense is beriddling.
>>5370057
>trip
The only reason I think your opinion is shit because you're talking to me from above.
You don't make me laugh. You don't do anything for me.
>>5370077
>clod
lmao that one caught me by surprise
I worked with a mentally handicapped guy name Claude. I instantly thought of him when I read that.
>>5370074
>but nothing you just said is of importance to a discussion. nothing you typed conveys an idea or external statement that allows others to chime in for their ideals to be expressed.
That was not the point of my post.
I just didn't want you to be right.
Besides most of the time I do nothing but preach hatred against the wretched breeders and the traitors that support them.
>>5370082
oh okay.
>>5370084
Outside of the internet, or 4chan rather, I only have straight friends and acquaintances. Gay people bore me to death, and only the "breeders" as you call them have ever really struck me as inventive and adventurous people.
>>5370087
Yeah but your taste is shit and you suffer from internalised homophobia so it's not strange you look up to straight people.
>>5370077
Go back to your /femgen/ only real men are allowed here
>>5370087
You've been hanging out with the wrong gay people. The cool ones don't go to gay bars, or gay pride parades, nor are they obvious to the public eye as gay. The cool ones are just the average people who feel that being gay isn't what expresses who they are because being gay is just incidental in the spectrum that is their lives. Such as my husband and I. Most people think we're brothers. One dumb waitress thought we were twins. This is not to say that I'm ashamed of being gay. I just dont' flaunt it. If someone asked if I was gay I'd say yes without hesitation.
>>5370084
He's a trip. He thinks he is somehow better than you by default. He has "personality" and "individuality". He is smarter than you.
If we all ignored these whores this place would be a little less nonsensical.
>>5370093
this internalized homophobia thing really is like the word racist, shout it out loud to silence any debate.
oh well, have a NO U
>>5370099
now now don't be mean. I find him to be appealing in a brat scampy sometimes annoying kid that grows on you over time. I first disliked him, but now he's tolerable.
>>5370099
>Go back to your /femgen/ only real men are allowed here
C r i n g e
>>5370102
I bet he's secretly a breeder too.
>>5370102
It would end up being /lit/, slow and boring since tripfags are shunned away and ignored in literary discussions. Do you want this board to be boring and slow. I know I don't.
>>5370117
What is a breeder desu. Someone who has bareback sex?
I do not really deal with sex terminology. Mainly because I want to stay abstinent.
>>5370113
REMINDER THAT REAL MEN ARE 300LBS AND HAVE BEARDS EVERYTHING ELSE IS NOT AS MANLY AND COOL AS ME
>>5370068
actually, I don't think I have. I've hit my face and chest before in "normal" jerking off position and can't say it was something I enjoyed. I've kinda done what you are talking about but it was to "bend" my body to see if I could self suck, so not really "legs over head."
I didn't realize he was going for "have you cummed on your face before" type question. Why didn't he just ask that?
>>5370082
>position so your dick is aimed at your face
why didn't you ask that in the first place?
I have "aimed" my dick so that it can reach my mouth before in both a laying on my back and seated up right positions. I've hit my chest and face in a normalish position.
>>5370117
>jupp
>a breeder
he literally has a husband you nonce
>>5370124
A filthy hetero.
>>5370083
I think it's nice that places will hire retards like you and Claude. :^]
jk, Jupp. You my sista, even if you are SP's gross fatposting co-pilot.
Time to go for this walk, I hope the spiders don't break my legs.
>>5370099
I'm super masc.
>>5370113
>>5370124
>breeder = straight/ heterosexuals who have kids
oddly enough to cum inside another man's ass is called breeding in gay terminology.
And being hiv positive and shooting your load in a guys ass is called pozing them
For the past 2 months I've been baiting & flirting with a cute cub with pics of SP & JUPP. He's sent me lewd pics & videos and really wants to come live with "us". He told me last night he was going to purchase a plane ticket to come see "us" next week but..that obviously can't happens.How do I break it to him that I've been lying without hurting his feelings? He's such a sexy guy. I feel bad for what I've done..but oh well.
>>5370131
>>5370137
...
>>5370137
you are a horrible horrible person
>>5370137
kill yourself you dick
You have given him anxiety and trust issues for the rest of his life. Jesus christ you are an asshole. Why?
>>5370137
almost chuckled at how depressing this is.
>>5370137
HA! good one, even if this were true, no one would ever believe just random pictures they would want to skype and see people on webcam live. Then again people in this world are pretty dumb sometimes. Oh well, have fun ruining that guy's confidence and any future trust in people over the internet.
>>5370146
I definitely chuckled at your post, but grew sad for that guy if it were true what that anon did.
>>5370137
if only Wiz looked that hot naked maybe people would stop being mean to him
>>5370137
is this also you?
>>5370137
gurl.... what?
>>5370132
>tall fedora
>texas fedora
I lost my shit and busted out laughing.
>>5370171
>>5369154
>>Beards
>Red flag.
Better a red flag than a skeletal hag!
>>5370141
>>5370145
>>5370146
>>5370149
>>5370153
Is it really that bad? It's not my fault if people can't put 2 & 2 together.
>>5370165
I've only done this one other time with pics & vids of swede. Older daddies seem to really like his body/face but it got too creepy 4 me as they basically wanted to rape him and kept talking about their fantasies of cheating on their wives with him and making him wear their wives panties.
>>5370176
Not the guy you're quoting, but that haircut is a red flag.
>>5370185
You have seriously fucked someone up psychologically. I would struggle to think of how you could to any more damage to someone over the internet.
You have done a bad thing. If you are catholic I recommend a confessional.
>>5370191
>If you are catholic I recommend a confessional.
>>5370190
you're a red flag
>>5370191
I'm going to stop. Whose pics should I use next? :3
>>5370127
>he literally has a husband you nonce
How do we know for sure?
Maybe it's just an elaborate ruse.
If a fag can pretend he's straight then a disgusting breeder can pretend to be homosex just to fit in.
>>5370197
>almost 2016
>having a slick back + beard
>>5370198
how about using one of yourself?
>>5370196
Its what my parents would do. Of course if you arent a Catholic then do whatever your faith or lack of dictates.
Can you filter generals?
I want to filter this entire general forever now that im irrelevant.
>>5370185
Well granted, once an idiot you then learn from your mistake, twice an idiot well then I have no pity. It only takes one online farce to cause skepticism. I feel people need to be more skeptic especially when listening to media or the government. Looking for reliable unbiased news feeds and ever trusting any politician is quit hard, but it is possible. Lets just hope he learns from his mistake of not demanding proof that you were in fact 'us' talking to him. I just hope you didn't give out information about us to cause him to come and kill us out of rage. That would be very unfortunate and horrible of you to have caused upon me and my husband, but what ever this is the age of internet betrayal and deception. Why not ruin other people's lives for your own satisfaction, that's what the internet is for isn't it?
>>5370198
Niq has some pics.
Or Hitler.
>>5370208
Yes you can.
Put "gaygen" in your filterlist.
>>5370202
If only anon, if only.
>>5370214
is star trek any good?
i never watched it.
>>5370137
You must be HELLA ugly if you have to catfish someone with back hair with pics of 3/10s.
>>5370216
8/10
would ride
>>5370216
big but saggy
do some squats so your ass isnt all misshapen and lumpy
>>5370215
It's corny and really stupid sometimes, but it's entertaining, and some of the episodes have potential logical reasoning discussions. Star Trek the Next Generation. also known as TNG delves into this moral dilemmas and politics of nations/races etc. Plus the scientific possibilities that they express in the show is quite interesting if you like to think of futuristic science stuff. For the most part the fighting scenes are laughable and the damage effects and poor cgi effects are extremely comical. Either you like it or you don't. Sometimes it boils down to if you like super powers then you're a Star Wars fan, if you like science and exploration, real human aspects of life, etc. you will enjoy Star Trek.
And the jargon they say like neural-ray emitters and quantom fluxuators is just really retarded, you learn to tune it out after awhile.
>>5370227
>squats
>for ass
>not glute bridges or hip thrusts
>>5370234
lowbar squats have not-insignificant glute activation, and will make his ass + thighs as a whole less flabby.
Also personally i am way too embarassed to do glute bridges/hipthrusts in public so I stick to squats.
>>5370198
ann's a slut. He posts pics all the time.
>>5370209
I told him "we" live in Canada and all I did was send him photos you & SP shared on here. I think he became a bit obsessed to soon desu. He thinks you & SP are looking for a threesome.
>>5370227
WHY DID YOU SAVE IT? I AM NOT GAY.
>>5370244
your pic lies 4ever in the catalog now, you're one of us now
gooble gobble one of us
gooble gobble one of us
>>5370238
>i stick to squats
Indeed, back squats are great for building your butt muscles, I hate doing front squats it always hurts my wrists, and sumos are great. Sumo lifts are my favourite.
>>5370244
ayy but you ain't exactly straight either.
>>5370244
Your ass should probably next /gaygen/'s OP pic.
>>5370242
you should contact samurbi and pretend to be sp & jupp and get his nudes
https://www.instagram.com/samurbi/?hl=en
>>5370242
lol that is so far from the truth. oh well no harm done to us, but that guy's gonna get upset/sad/untrusting because of this farce you pulled.
Experience is what I think life is all about, even bad experiences are beneficial most of the time. Except for the extremely bad experiences like murder, rape, etc. those types of experiences leave very little benefit to the victims.
>>5370238
>i am way too embarassed to do glute bridges/hipthrusts in public
>not doing barbell hip thrusts in front of qts
>not making eye contact between sets
>>5370262
how did he take the picture
>>5370264
timed capture.
>>5370264
timer
>>5370267
somehow knowing that makes the picture much less appealing
he deliberately posed like that - hes probably not even cooking anything at all
>>5370270
I wouldn't cook on that stove either; it's filthy.
>>5370270
I bet he's not even gay, and just wanted to show of his ass to the girls.
>>5370210
i'll only be flattered if you catfish with me
>>5370270
Or like someone else took the picture?
>>5370232
>>5370101
>>5369536
>Janeway
[spoiler]Literally a man after my own heart[/spoiler]
>>5370280
is that dried up crackling cum on that alien's face?
