Embrace what a degenerate faggot you are.
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First for purity
Burn the breeders
>>5365591
oic
I never got into WoW, I'm more of a RO player. WoE was so good, then trannies and worse, 3rd jobs happened.
WOOF
>>5365563
And I am saying you are delusional if you think that being attracted to a dick is completely straight. Even most trannies aren't that delusional, which is why most of them can't stand chasers because they constantly focus on their dicks. Using your logic, then only INSECURE gay men would not want to bury their faces into Buck Angels thick sweaty, oozing wet vagina folds after working out with him at the gym.
>>5365613
tbqh it only had two expansions of good content and then went to shit.
i only play on bc and wrath servers.
never played any weeb mmos tho. wouldn't know anything about ro or woe. ;~;
>>5365597
>things that will never happen irl
i'm not gonna go round elbowing people at work, and neither would you.
It comes with the job, people touch you and get weird. Nightclubs are full of people who just want to get laid, they're fine with acting a bit sexual and you should expect it if you go to one
>find a twink on your couch
what do you do?
Do you guys think someone can change?
>>5365650
unzip his pants
I'll never accept being gay or a degenerate. Blaze of glory.
>tfw no cross dressing trap bf
>>5365650
Kick him the fuck off and remember to lock my door next time.
>>5365650
Eat that ass like the groceries.
What else?
>>5365650
tell him to get his lazy, skinny ass into the kitchen and make me a sammich.
Since none of you faggots know how to make threads linking old threads what was that picture that got like ten responses saying what the fuck?
Can someone repost it I missed it?
Is having Blond hair + blue eyes a meme? Or do guys like that?
>>5365650
benis
>>5365670
link?
>>5365671
blondies are overrated
<- superior combo
>>5365680
Well if I could find the thread id just find the picture and repot it but these morons don't know how to make threads.
I've been lurking these threads for years and still nobody makes them right.
Just get an irc channel so you idiots don't have to think.
>It's a Kouhai thread
>>5365671
Blond >Red > Light Brown > Black > Dark Brown
[IMHO TBQH]
>meet up with biscum idiot from grindr
>get in his car, parked in a really busy street, and he aggressively pulls my head down and tries to make me suck his dick
>punch him in the stomach and get out of the car immediately
For one second I thought I was going to be murdered by a neonazi or something.
He just sent me a message saying he thought I'd be into it because I told him I was very submissive. Wtf is wrong with people
>>5365687
...What's wrong with white trousers?
>>5365640
>neither would you.
People would be too afraid to do something that would make me elbow them. My most common expression is genocide mode so they won't do much.
>Nightclubs are full of people who just want to get laid, they're fine with acting a bit sexual and you should expect it if you go to one
I don't visit night clubs geared towards straight people and I have no qualms about giving women what they dish out.
Straight guy here
Is it weird that I want to get aids and spread it to everyone?
>>5365687
>like if you wear white trousers there is bound to be something mentally wrong with you huge red flag
I want to disagree but I can't.
>>5364806
>>5365426
I advised the OP of this topic on my thoughts on what you need to do to get a hot muscle guy that's around his age (21) but what do you all think? Any other points to note? Am I way off base altogether? I don't think it's impossible, but as an "average spic" as he put it, you'd need to do a bit of reinventing of yourself.
>>5365693
>People would be too afraid to do something that would make me elbow them. My most common expression is genocide mode so they won't do much.
Literal cringe
>DIBS FEBORA :DDD
>>5365690
>Wtf is wrong with people
>dates biscum
Do I need to tell you or will you figure this out yourself?
Biscum are such posers
>>5365690
>biscum
>degenerate piece of shit
Didn't see this coming, desu.
>>5365696
no... absolutely nothing "weird" about that at all... perfectly normal...
>>5365690
>He just sent me a message saying he thought I'd be into it because I told him I was very submissive. Wtf is wrong with people
It's justifiable. This is why you have to be careful with the impression you tell to people.
>>5365687
I feel like those are just really washed out blue jeans, but I can't be certain
I have a crush on the executive producer of conan, Jordan Schlanksy
would it be weird if i anonymously sent him some framed underwear of mine?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auh74d_OG8Y
>>5365689
>tfw blond hair
>tfw bully-kun doesn't like you anymore bc you're short
>tfw you will never have a bf with a ten inch dick unless you go to the jungle and fuck a gorilla
School trip lads?
>>5365720
It's not at all justifiable. Being very sexually submissive doesn't mean people get to abuse you.
>>5365727
You are mentally ill
tulpas don't real
>>5365733
No, that's be the most normal thing in the world. Mundane, even.
>>5365733
itd be very weird. please do it
>>5365705
I have this semi permanent scowl on my face and since most people don't like to speak to angry people they leave me alone.
Then again I'm wasting my time correcting a tranny on the internet.
>>5365732
Well you're safe and know better now
That's all that matters
>>5365737
It's your own fault tbqh.
>>5365722
>The best thread of all
The thirstiest.
>>5365692
>...What's wrong with white trousers?
>>5365698
it is just so disgustingly 2006 anyone who continues to wear white trousers has to be culturally ignorant and weird
>>5365702
smd tho anon
>>5365690
What does "very submissive" mean for you then? I'm not saying that he was right, but I will say that for some guys very submissive does open up doing what he did. To protect yourself from assholes, I would be a little more clear on what you are willing to do and how fast you want things to go
>>5365739
You don't know how the other guy interpreted OP, nor do you know what they actually told each other before meeting. It's not normal/socially acceptable to do what the guy did, but I can see him thinking OP would be into it.
And again, this is why you have to be careful with what you tell people and under what circumstances you meet.
>>5365738
Gorillas have 2 inch dicks
>>5365732
Also,
>discussing sub/dom fetishes with strangers that very well could be sickos
Don't.
You do that shit with people you trust, not randoms.
my bible is done i will post it tonight
>>5365754
I couldn't had done it without you. All this saltiness really helps the thirst grow <3
will senpai ever stop posting ugly men
>tfw none of the trips post attractive men
always the same fuzzy manlets or fatties or skinnyfats
>>5365770
>skinny legs
>>5365781
not really, he has pretty tight quads by the looks of it
>>5365778
>expecting taste from trips
Hahaha you so funny.
>>5365778
Wouldn't it be easier to post the kind of men you like?
>>5365770
I hope your renal system malfunctions, Kouhai~~!
>creates thread encouraging anons to "embrace what a degenerate faggot you are"
>discourages gayfags from sexually servicing their biscum superiors
mixed message much?
>>5365778
Eh, at least it improves my self image.
Not that I'm gonna stop trying to get to my ideal twink body....
>>5365778
Then post those androgynous twinks you love fatass.
>>5365782
what
he is cute, funny, and just weird enough to find it flattering rather than terrifying
>>5365784
>no definition
>no mass
literally wut.
>>5365778
fuzzy manlets are GOAT
>>5365781
for you :*
>>5365795
I'm gonna piss down your throat
>>5365799
Biscum are nothing but cumdumps for the gay master race when we can't find one of our own desu
I want to beat the shit out of everyone
>>5365815
You dum-dum
look at the pose
>>5365820
really love poo that much, eh?
>>5365781
>tfw no 70s big bf to teach you proper form and mobility exercises.
>>5365811
"Submissive", in this context, means "likes to submit to the will of someone, within reasonable boundaries". Now the question is whether their interpretation of what constitutes a reasonable boundary is the same.
Assuming that I found the guy hot, I might be ok with him doing to me what he did to OP. The situation seems to have been due to a simple misunderstanding, almost surely due to both the guy and OP, and not just one of them. The only "victim" here is common sense if you can't understand this.
>>5365817
You're into piss play?
Fatposters are fucking gross.
>>5365820
I'd like to see you try, sissy.
>>5365817
that's a dwarf, right?
>>5365828
iktf
>>5365832
>"Submissive", in this context, means "likes to submit to the will of someone, within reasonable boundaries"
uh no
Submissive means likes to be submissive
It says nothing about what the boundaries are
that's why you ask about limits, likes etc
>>5365840
Just a manlet I think
>>5365838
No, I just want to punish you
>>5365841
The limits are the boundaries. They're literally fucking synonyms.
>>5365846
more like fatness LMAO
>>5365847
Did you even read
>>5365853
Envy is so unbecoming
>>5365846
>tfw 5'10''
>tfw fallen for the manlet meme and can only think of people taller than me sexually
everyone below 5'10'' is a friend.
>>5365733
Okay so i found out his address
its a nice apartment in the hollywood hills, actually.
So how exactly do I send him my pants? Do I include a frame and ship it as a parcel, or just send the folded up pants in an envelope or something?
Oh and do I include an explanatory note or is it funnier to just have zero context?
>>5365860
I read your post, and you're the one who's not even trying to understand what I'm writing. I'm going to stop this conversation now, before your stupidity gives me an aneurysm, you fat, ugly, attention whoring, tripfagging shitposter.
>>5365861
KEK
I take it youre a bottom then? Because the real meme among gays is all manlets are bottoms, not that they're unfuckable
>tfw no qt big strong boxer bf
>>5365861
>training arms
what a fag
>>5365811
Assuming that gets you into situations like OP. If youre worried about it, then talk about what you guys like and see if it matches up. Maybe insist on starting slow and ramping up as things move along. That way, even if he is a jerkass, at least he can't try to have wiggle room to say "Bu-but I didn't know!"
Again, there are quite a few sub men out there that would get excited if the guy they agreed to meeting with shoved their mouth on their dick. Is he an asshole for assuming that everyone would be into that? Yes, if course. But with people around who like that, it doesn't hurt to be clear.
wow why can't I stop getting straight As?
I'm so smart
>>5365871
>big
>strong
>>5365846
I don't like being punished, unless the person doing it is v incompetent.
You are a fatposter and probably a bumbling retard irl, so I guess you're free to try.
:*
>Kouhai tries to piss on me
>H-here, bitch. Open up for some s-sweet senpai broth
>Boner causes him to accidentally piss all over his face
2cute.
>>5365864
Holy shit you're stupid
It says nothing about "reasonable" boundaries
You can't assume what the boundaries are from someone being submissive
There's no such thing as "reasonable" boundaries just like when you hear that someone is a homo you don't just go ahead and fuck them in the ass because that's a "reasonable" kind of gay sex
You stupid whore
>>5365733
Do it anon, but first tweet Conan.
>>5365871
He's ugly and not big
>>5365865
>I take it youre a bottom then
y-yeah.
there was a twinky 5'8'' guy hitting on me a few weeks ago, but i just can't imagine getting fucked by a shorter dude.
>>5365877
I read that as "straight ass". Help me.
>>5365880
That's a nice fantasy babe
Do you often fantasize about my boner?
Sorry but I don't fuck trannies
>>5365880
you implied that you'd be compliant and waiting for him to piss on you
fatanon confirmed for piss fetish
that's so adorable c:
>>5365877
>As
>smart
oh please
>>5365898
>80/100
>a
what kind of magical fantasy land are you living in
>>5365898
69/80 ~> A
lmao
Guys I think I just made a sex date with an 18 year old
Help
>>5365896
I'm not a tranny, I'm super masc. More masc than you can handle.
>>5365897
N-no. Shut up, canine copulator.
Always raining on my parade.
>>5365909
Disgust.
>>5365909
whytf would you ever want to do anything with an 18yr old?
>>5365909
Sounds like you've got it going well so far.
>>5365913
oh i'll make it rain all right
just get on your knees :*
>>5365915
you sound very smart, dedicated and studious
be my bf
>>5365885
So how is this as a plan?
>send boxers in envelope (because its cheaper) with explanatory note
>after I get shipping receipt, tweet Conan and ask him to make Jordan hang it up in his office
Only things left:
1) new or used boxers?
2) what to put in note?
>>5365909
thats weird bro
Arent you like 24?
>>5365915
>geography
>history
whether your A's are impressive or not depends entirely on how strict your professors are, and not so much on the knowledge you actually have to get
>>5365928
They were public exams, not internal ones. Thats why the boundaries were comparatively low I think.
>tfw been on the internet so long the manlet and dicklet memes are getting to me in a horrible way
>always feel insanely heavy and just start bursting in anger
>tfw inferior as a human being
>tfw I have to live the rest of my life pretending im ok with this for survival
>tfw no matter how hard I work and what I do there will always be a barrier
>I will always be treated like shit for things I can't control
>suicide isn't easy
HAHAHA this reaction image perfectly sums up how I feel about being inferior to others. I love life XDDDDDD
>>5365935
dude everyone loves manlets
im a 5 foot 10 manlet and it hasnt slowed me down at all - people think its cute
>>5365935
>maki level bullshit.
so is this maki still hanging around and posting after he said he was leaving or did he actually leave only to be replace by his twin?
>>5365948
No im not maki.
Others have the same issue you know.
>>5365946
>5'10" manlet
ok is this just a meme or what
>>5365922
Stop, I d-don't like it, I was just joking about the p-piss stuff.
>>5365946
I don't.
>>5365946
pretty sure 5'10" isn't considered manlet IRL unless Scandinavian country.
>>5365960
okay fatanon, i believe you
;)
>>5365959
>>5365961
I'm 5'10'' in a non-scandi yuro country and most guys i meet are like 3-4cms taller than me.
feels bad.
>>5365970
>tfw 5'6"
>tfw cute and pocket-size :3
My only regret is not being able to be taken seriously if I feel like topping
http://teamcoco.com/jordan/
i can masturbate to this
>>5365748
>i'll call him a tranny, that'll learn 'em
>>5365960
>I don't.
It's like there's a bully-shaped piece of my heart missing now :'(
>>5365957
no. real daddies have chest hair. kill yourself.
>>5365878
he could easily fight anyone posted itt lol
like idk maybe bc he is a trained athlete and not just a fat ass who lifts? just a guess
>>5365887
qter + bigger than u canada boy
>>5365979
Niq don't feed the edgy faggots
>>5365977
Does he look like one of your relatives?
>>5365976
Aww. You shouldn't worry about that.
You won't be taken seriously when you bottom either.
>>5365994
Psh
yeah well
you're.... a butt
>>5365990
Sure, but you didnt say "he has a combat skills" you said he was "big and strong"
and he isnt. hes a boxer, at his weightclass its all cardio
lol you guys, fighting over stupid shit like exam scores as if it actually mattered
even if you'd like to work in a field where you need some sort of credentials like an uni degree in order to get a job, no one in HR gives a shit about what your papers look like as long as they exist and you seem proficient in what you're supposed to do
work on your social skills and make sure to know the stuff that actually matters, don't waste your time memorizing useless shit just to get nice grades
>>5366001
Considering this is my life plan, excellent exam results are a must.
>>5366009
Oh I'm bigger and hotter than him too desu
Not hard but then again you have shit taste :*
>>5365967
>wilks total
I don't know what that is.
Google tells me something about weight lifting.
>>5365968
H8 you, pooch porker.
I'm going to go make myself a morning coffee, wish me luck. I don't want to scold myself.
>>5365986
Will probably delete my folder of you when I get back to my other computer tbqh, Blondie. Or just edit silly hats and stuff on all your pictures.
You're my biggest disappointment.
>>5366015
>Oh I'm bigger and hotter than him too desu
post pics
>>5366019
>>5366016
have fun babe, enjoy your coffee
>>5365991
feed me.
>>5366016
>Will probably delete my folder of you when I get back to my other computer tbqh, Blondie. Or just edit silly hats and stuff on all your pictures.
>You're my biggest disappointment.
Do any of you taste your own cum after masturbating or am I the only one?
>>5366019
>>5366020
No.
:3
>>5366039
i do it too.
sup /gaygen/
boxers? briefs? boxer briefs? nothing at all?
>>5366049
Boxer briefs
But briefs can look qt
>>5366049
boxer briefs every time
>>5366049
i mostly have briefs and a few pairs of boxer briefs (but i've noticed lately i wear boxer briefs more often), a handful of jocks, and a couple thongs
>>5365987
I love chest hair but daddy status can still be achieved without it
>>5366059
Some of us have real lives hunty
You'll just have to stay jelly of the special boys on here who've gotten to see my face :*
>>5366049
boxer briefs.
>go on /fa/
>see this
>tfw kuckcore
who /kuck/ here?
>>5366076
i do love h&m...
>>5366076
God, imagine being that kind of person. Not the kind depicted, but the type to buy into all that shit. Your entire life would be spent noticing memes that aren't even real, and feeling superior for that.
Tragic, really.
>>5366076
>grimes
>bones
>af1
>common projects
>zx flux
>new balance
>addicted to coffee
>acne stores
>norse projects
A-at least i don't shop from H&M, poor fags.
>>5366039
I like to blow a massive load in my mouth and moan like a slut.
I-It's just brotein, bro!
>>5366076
;-;
>>5366076
Disgust.
>>5366011
I like your plans.
well, you probably won't need good grades from stuff like geography, history or biology for any of those except lecturer maybe
math and physics seem to be the main subjects you should be learning
also pro tip: if you want to be a pilot, you should first become an aeroplane mechanic, then join the airforce. it's an almost sure way to become one, the army will train you to be a pilot if you're willing and have a working understanding of how planes work.
of course you need to be fit too and have a 18/18 or so vision
>MI5 intelligence
isn't that called GCHQ nowadays?
>>5366076
>too fat to be /fa/
it hurts....at least nastypig makes cute clothing i fit into.
>>5366076
>H&M
>Oversized sweaters because skinnyfat
Choose one
I like H&M but they make all their clothes in exlusively "skinny bitch" size only.
>>5366039
Not reguarly but every so often I'll taste it to see what other people might be tasting if they do.
It used to be more salty when I was a teen but lately it's been milky/creamy. This is the ideal tasting cum imo so that pleases me.
>>5366076
>skinny jeans
That's... Pretty much it. Used to listen to DG, Kendrick and Kanye a little.
It's really autistic to care enough to do that though. It's good to be clued in about fashion, but it comes to a point where you're really just finding new things to be pretentious about.
>>5365650
Send him out to find me a hot bear.
>>5366108
GCHQ is a seperate subdivision I think.
My plan for test pilot is as follows: study aerospace engineering, get officers comission in the RAF (will be easy because i already almost have my fixedwing license), rise to flt. lt. or equivalent, then seek reassignment to test pilot duty when i have 10 or so years of service behind me.
The nice thing about trying to get a job as a test pilot is that one is critically injured every 3 months or so so they are always looking for new applicants.
>>5366117
...just wear it a size larger than you normally would what
>>5366132
Legit this
>WTF FUCK H&M MAN THEIR XXL FITS ME TOO TIGHTLY
>>5366059
>>5366117
wat
I usually wear medium, but i have to go to small when i buy cheap shit from H&M.
Not to mention how their fabrics tend to get fucked up after one wash.
>>5366143
>he washes his clothes
I hope you're not implying you use the same clothes more than once
use it once then donate it, basic bitch
>>5366143
H&M are garbage. Everything fits weird, they're quality is substandard, and yet they charge above average for most of their shit. The best I can say is they have cheap plain t-shirts, but so does everywhere that isn't Topman, so fuck them.
>>5366141
Why is that girl shooting spiderman webbing into her mouth?
>>5366153
>not buying all of your clothing from obscure french DJ's and their designers.
>>5366076
noooooo that's me
i just wear my older cousins clothes
sometimes people compliment me on them and ask where i got it. i normally just say "it was a gift".
>>5366066
>"special"
>>5366156
I just hit up TKMaxx (I forget how many X's there are), honestly.
>>5366076
>mfw I've never liked any of the shit in that picture
>>5366129
sounds like a legit plan my man, I wish you the best of luck.
get your vision checked before you start your journey into becoming a test pilot though, just in case you're not eligible. the pilot vision standards are nazi hard to meet
>>5366049
long johns.
>>5366180
pics
>>5366155
>paying for food
>>5366187
what?
>>5366167
Wow how dare you call him a retard
Fight me
>>5366180
Black Horse best brand
>>5366176
Oh, well, here in England I'm pretty sure you can get 2 t-shirts for a fiver.
What kind of bell end goes on /fa/ anyway? It's almost entirely populated by middle class 16 year olds.
>>5366191
of you wearing long johns
>>5366194
you've said this before, and I asked you the last time, I can't find any brand called black horse. and I even live in scandinavia.
>>5366076
Except for the Aspartame I don't see myself in it at all.
>>5366141
lewd
>>5366199
this
/fa/ is retarded
>>5366206
no one wants to see that.
>>5366141
>>5366199
If you get past the urban ninjas and the dick ovens fukbois, there's some solid advice on how clothing should fit on you and def some inspiration, but the shitty content is just too much.
>>5366227
>def some inspiration
You mean the same images that get recycled over and over for the last 5 or 6 years?
/fa/ is a pointless board, their wiki covers any stores and fashion advice you'd need. It's populated mostly by Tumblr kids who sure as hell won't discuss anything industry related, or give decent feedback.
>>5366210
it's obviously exclusive to the master race then
you just might be able to get a pair out of pity if you visit Finland and beg for the right to buy them while crying and sucking big Finnish dick
wearing them feels like a hot guy is gently fondling your ass when you walk
>>5366285
>>5366285
You're the one posting a .gif of a disgusting breeder.
Like seriously are you one of those straights or something?
>>5366285
>>5366297
ei sa peittää
tfw no argie bf
What you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt4O5NZ44UQ
>>5366315
>>5366321
>being exclusively hetero
Do you 2 wish to burn in the fires of hell or are you just being edgy
>>5366322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-YI_EXTi-w
the one and only
>>5366322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mweu3JBu8bM
>>5366303
pls no hate for god-tier straights
>>5366322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjxSJ0482U4
>>5366324
don't turn him away, didn't you get the memo?
half the guys that come to this board are straight, but they all convert to our sexuality after a while of being exposed to it
>>5366322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6qKOEwhn70
>tfw hourglass figure
i look like a woman ;^;
>>5366340
Niq is just yanking your chain, he's gay but too afraid to do anything gay with anyone yet.
>>5366340
>half the guys that come to this board are straight
I'm absolutely not ok with this.
>they all convert to our sexuality after a while
I'm absolutely ok with this.
Shit. Wat do?
>>5366342
that's not really an hourglass figure
I'm a stick and look like that m8
>>5366342
you do not have an hourglass figure
>>5366344
not if he plans on being a great guitar player.
>all guitar greats are always degenerate biscum
>>5366322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XVwA4XCDeM
>>5366350
I fight in amateur boxing leagues niq, you do not want to fight, I'll snap your twig arms. Now go out and fuck some ass nancy boy.
>>5366322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmFQP-Oe-PQ
>>5366342
Disgust.
>>5366344
>he's gay but too afraid to do anything gay with anyone yet.
So he's a dirty coward?
What a surprise.
>>5366348
>Wat do?
give straight guys blow jobs?
Does /gaygen/ have a favourite superhero?
I just bought an Iron man t-shirt and I'm very happy with it : D
>>5366353
they were both really ugly and fat as kids and are now just ugly.. one step up?
>>5366358
>a dirty coward
I once killed a spider without crying and screaming over the phone for my mum
>>5366355
s0 alpha anon-kun ur so strong im so weak and helpless xDD
>>5366352
>all guitar greats are always degenerate biscum
what are you even referring to
I literally cant think of any guitarists that i like that aren't straight
>>5366365
Charles Salvador is my favorite superhero.
>>5366359
>give straight guys blow jobs?
And convert him to homosex?
I'll see if I have some time left for that.
>>5366365
capeshit is dumb imho. but i like swamp thing.
>>5366368
that's mac demarco you pleb.
>>5366365
lots
but most of them are b-list x-men
spidey is prob the most mainstream of my faves, and buffy if she counts
then jubilee, kitty pryde, magik, quentin quire, prob more i'm forgetting
>>5366350
behold
arms tucked in, legs spaced out and straight
still curves in all the wrong places
>>5366365
yes
>>5366381
I don't think you know what an hourglass figure is
>>5366370
>I once killed a spider without crying and screaming over the phone for my mum
Awww how cute.
>>5366381
scarf and pink shoes?
>>5366381
Post creepshots of the tall qt behind you desu.
>>5366381
Is that you, Scarf and Shoes?
If so, I take back what I said. You're not disgusting, you're cute and I want to rip out your eyelashes.
