I'm straight but I think young Stalin is really hot. He'd be the perfect boyfriend.
-Cute
-Good hair
-Scarf
-Poet
-Sexy accent
-Rebel, politically active
Think about it.
Huh. That's something I've never heard of. Young Gaddafi, then.
>>5363265
>I'm straight but I think young Stalin is really hot. He'd be the perfect boyfriend.
yeah but it wouldn't last. He's got big dreams, he starts a revolution, he starts to backstab his fellow revolutionists and then he's got no time for you. Only Mother Russia.
That and would you stick around for middle aged Stalin?
Sexiest Man Alive
>>5363323
Maybe. His mustache was killer.
>>5363292
Stalin turned out pretty decent, but I agree that Gaddafi turned out shit on a stick.
>>5363439
A lot of photos of Stalin were manipulated to make him look more handsome. He had some pretty serious scars from a smallpox infection and had the whole Edward James Olmos thing going on. If you watch him in un retouched films it's pretty noticeable.
>>5363491
And it's impressive that the hot Stalin meme lasts even today. Props to those old school photo manipulators.
>>5363265
>dictators
gross
idk if Che counts as a dictator...but would fuck/10
>>5364723
>>5363265
I read somewhere that hot Stalin is a lie. He used to have his pictures edited a lot, mainly to remove his former allies he had killed from history, but apparently also to make himself look good. Not sure if that's true or not though.
>>5364493
Young Ron Paul is my favorite! So fucking hawt, wish I went to highschool with him...
mao was pretty hot before he got fat
>>5363292
>youth-obsessed pedoqueer is shocked, SHOCKED that people change as they age
how do people like you even exist? do you never leave your house and see what other people look like?
scary fact: someday you too will get old.
>>5365412
Never. I'll eat a lead sandwich when the wrinkles start to appear. Or I become fat. Whichever happens first. It's a crime that Logan's Run isn't reality.
>>5365542
Mao was alright
you're just one of those no fats no femmes no chocolate no banana types
Tito, good jawline.
>>5366022
What's it called when the mouth looks separate from the jawbone like in his front shot? It's really hot
Vladimir Putin
would you let this badass make you his bitch?
>>5366614
Shame about that receding hairline tho. He's actually pretty cute.
>>5366222
high cheekbones?
>>5363265
Stalin was a twink. 5 foot 5 (he was pretty insecure about it, hired staff shorter than him to feel better), frail little arms. Got chubby with age as all twinks do.
How about this guy ?
I really like the fact that he was chaotic evil
>>5365094
No its def true. He had allot of scars on his face that he was embarrassed about. He was even bullied over them when he was younger. I think it was from pocks or someshit.
>>5363265
>straight but
>finding scarves attractive
nigga, you are so much in denial and incredibly gay.
>>5363283
Gaddafi was based. I'd gladly be his sub bitch if I'd lived in those days.
>>5366975
Not my type. He looks too much like a politician.
any more qt dictators and military types?
McCain ain't a dictator but back in his youth in the military, that guy was a total looker.
>>5366652
..and rearrange your limbs just for keks.
>>5376119
WOOF
![bokaz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1fPbIZE.jpg "bokaz[1].jpg")
>tfw no megalomaniac bf to literally eat you
>>5366614
>if Putin could see this thread
But yeah he is pretty QT and slav as fuck.
![6d15764286eaa6b3991dddb29ce4f99c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A2cTyAI.jpg "6d15764286eaa6b3991dddb29ce4f99c[1].jpg")
>>5376119
jesus FUCKING CHRIST
I find Al Assad hot.
>>5365353
>tfw he passes better than you
>>5376119
