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Previous thread >>5355956
First for lets make out with girls imo
first for jocelyn should kill himself
>>5357216
>>5357216
Yes please
4th for yuri sucks post cute boys instead.
Mole removal done
As Texas edition creator I approve of yuri.
>>5357221
>>5357199
Do they use general anesthesia for the operation? I'm assuming so. I am scared to death of being put under like that. Its the fact that you could die and wouldn't even know. You'd just fall asleep thinking you're about to get an operation and then proceed to not exist anymore.
Probably not helping huh.
Would a Mary Poppins victorian horror point'n'click game work?
>>5357232
>Texas edition
>nothing from Houston
>all Dallas
That's heresy desu
>>5357239
Idk for all surgeons, but at least for me they used a combination of IV benzos and an epidural. Out like a light, safer than general anaesthesia.
>>5357244
Its because Houston is lame!
>>5357241
Omg yes, I'm picturing a kind of pride and prejudice and zombies but marry poppins and horror
>>5357136
D-did you hate it that much..?
>tfw Yu Darvish won't be your bf
Why live
http://strawpoll.me/6209652
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I'm not particularly familiar with the USA, but isn't Texas the real burgerland? Like fat people poo-ing themselves while gun shopping in supermarkets type burger?
>>5357063
can you fuck off? that shit is none of your business, stop butting in. I have nothing against you but I don't like you trying to butt in with shit that doesn't concern you.
amy knows what she did and who she did it to, I'm out of here forever.
actually, how about you get a life before butting in to others??? fucking no life having hon bitch. fuck you too.
goodbye /mtfg/ and no I will not see you tomorrow, I'm going to go console my friend now.
fuck you amy, you rapist
>>5357216
>tfw seeing your gf in person for the first time is your christmas present
>tfw christmas is coming early this year
>tfw lots of makeout are coming too
>>5357228
n-th for yuri forever
>>5357255
>no jalapeno
>no banana peppers
shit list
>>5357260
Whos your gf? Is it yume? How lewd is it going to get?
>>5357249
I was singing chim chim cher-ee in the shower and with the echo in my bathroom as well as me singing it slowly it sounded kinda spoopy/sinister. Also that period is just generally a bit eerie to me.
>>5357239
Yeah sounds terrifying... Know what else would be horrible? Getting severed nerves and losing sensation on areas. Imagine feeling nothing when you touch your skin, like a modern leprosy.
You're still holding onto your attachments
>>5357264
yes
and super lewd, as you would expect with her
>>5357263
but theres semen so it makes up for it
>>5357246
No way!
>>5357264
>tfwywn get lewd w/ yume
>>5357275
May your butt last well throughout her vicious onslaught precious Gem.
>>5357274
That's just a dumb sentence. Doesn't attachment by definition mean something you're holding onto?
>>5357276
Semen on pizza sounds gross desu
>>5357283
I can see it adding a nice crispy layer on top of the cheese.
Wish somebody had posted in the last thread that a new one was starting, nearly missed it.
>>5357255
Anything meaty
(stop your sniggering, dirty buggers)
>>5357278
Come to Texas and lewd with me instead Elanna.
>>5357283
have you ever tried anchovies?
I bet it'd taste just like that
>>5357268
Her bag is the perfect inventory system for point and click, and disappearing children is a great McGuffin
Already want to play
>>5357278
I'm sure there's literally dozens of gay dominant non-op top girls out there for you.
xth for thermometer permit
>>5357284
Does semen go crispy when you cook it?
>>5357287
Idk they taste pretty different
o-or so I hear
So my results for the semester were just released and it looks like I got a (high) distinction for one of my classes (I think that's an equivalent of a B for Americans). I'd probably cry if I wasn't already dead inside.
Is anyone else's entire self worth based solely on their grades?
Thanks mom/dad
>>5357239
Assuming you're not planning on going to some backalley doctor, the only person I heard of who lost a patient in the past 20 years retired before I even started transition. It's scary but like, we're far from that being a serious risk.
>>5357259
Sorry to hear about your friend. You seem angry. Maybe you should relax. Maybe there is a reason for me to care as well, and you should chill out about shit you don't know yo.
>>5357300
Not my entire self worth, but I freak out about them because a bad grade can make you basically poor for life
>>5357300
I don't know who or what I am without my performance being judged by people I hate
>>5357303
I've known two people that died during a simple operation due to being put under, it's not the doc who does it, it's the anesthesiologist, who only needs a two year degree
>>5357313
>anesthesiologist, who only needs a two year degree
Umm where? I was under the impression they need like 8 yrs med school.
>>5357309
>But then I have to come to Texas ;_;
O-Oh. Alright then ;~;
>>5357313
Global anaesthesia is terrifying but it was more the context of srs which afaik isn't quite done with global for most patients.
>>5357315
United States, in the army hospital I had mine done by a guy with no degree certified and trained by the army
>>5357278
well maybe you should visit then
>>5357281
w-we'll see
pray for me anon
>>5357287
anchovies are gross though
>>5357303
I've heard of lots of cases of people dying from general anesthesia. From young healthy people to elderly people. Just sudden cardiac arrest. In the grand scheme of things the chance is very small but it still happens more than I'm comfortable with.
>get ffs
>still look like a boy
Should I kill myself?
Who here /has a disgusting and repulsive body in virtue of which no one will love you/ xD
>>5357315
Looking I guess the minimum is a 4 year and test for civilians, and if shit goes wrong they'd probably call a doctor that's trained in it
>>5357343
When I did a quick google, it showed 4 years gen med school then 4 years as just anesthesiology, but that may just be civs as you said.
>>5357347
Post your soles
Since it's around the corner, I highly recommend celebrate the holiday by watching Krampus.
It's a great movie, feels like Gremlins, sorry ausgirls... I don't think it's playing there ;~;
>tfw no one to cuddle
;~;
>>5357367
>tfw I can't be the boy you cuddle with
being trans sucks
>>5357367
Kit x Fake Kit is now my OTP
You two should cuddle ;~;
Nini MTFG. Hopefully will be getting weed tomorrow and won't hate the world. Probably will disappear again since I'll actually be content with things again.
>>5357259
BTW I was thinking, if you don't want other people joining a conversation, maybe try taking it somewhere private next time ^^
>>5357361
I get to scared to watch horror films tho :(
>>5357378
You could watch it with a qt boy and hold on to him when you are scared ; 3;
>>5357387
It's not about not affording it, it's that I'm waiting on my new medical card to obtain it legally. I use the stuff instead of prescriptions I used to have. Wtf is going on, can't make a post without having someone rage over nothing.
>>5357361
>not watching that finnish horror-comedy christmas movie
>mfw browsing /v/ and see a webm of sophie fapping like an autist
>>5357277
Yahweh!
>>5357393
I think they were joking about it with you...
I think you maybe looking at things in a different after that anon got booty-blasted.
>>5357393
Noooooo, you misunderstand, I was refering to me with the boo-hoo, I'm actually super jelly
It's still not legal over here in the UK anyway.
>tfw I have a everything for a full hydro home grow but I haven't got the motivation to sort it and I'm terrified of getting busted
>>5357388
>boy
that's a good idea, but the biggest thing is they make me scared long after the movie is over
buuuuut I suppose late night cuddles could solve that problem c:
>>5357374
I don't want to cuddle with her she makes me feel bad and awkward ;~;
>>5357335
I'll run away with you anywhere Elanna.
>>5357405
Wow fuck you're right. I'm just stressed as well or something. I'm sorry everyone.
IDK I have always had a hard time telling if people are meaning it in a joking way or not, that just gets worse with text.
Yaaay things to work on~
>>5357407
I'm sorry friend, at this point I just assume things here are meant badly without thinking about it I guess.
I had been hoping taking a break from here would help fix that but every time I come back I end up getting someone putting me into a defensive mentality. That's entirely my fault.
Shitty though that not legal there =\ the stuff is so helpful for like, just all the daily bullshit and stress.
What the fuck kind of alien shit is jelly. I never knew it was that hard to spread on a piece of bread its practically solid
>>5357427
get better jelly
>>5357421
It's ok, no offence was taken. I can understand why you may have taken it the wrong way though, this board is pretty damn harsh at times, and yeah, tone of voice is missing so it can be hard to discern meaning/intent sometimes.
Damn right it sucks not being legal, it does far more for my depression/anxiety issues than any meds the doc has ever prescribed for me.
>>5357427
Euro/USA differences? What gets reffered to as jelly in the US is what we in the UK call jam.
>>5357431
Cuddles Or Bust
>>5357431
guess what's just north of california
>>5357431
We'll spend all day on the beaches and shopping then spend the night cuddling and playing great Sega games. T-The dream ;~;
>>5357431
>Maybe fake kit is really a qt boy
omgg ! what if they are ._.
.. :3
>>5357437
oh yeah gem? !? wanna fight?
Vancouver is closer than all of that so HA!
>>5357402
Fight me 1v1
>>5357442
You're in Vancouver?
what's some good sad music? i want validation for my feelings ;_;
What do ya'll want for christmas??? My family wants a list and I don't know what I should ask for ;__;
>>5357445
I've been listening to the Arcanum soundtrack.
What kinda feelings are you having? If ambient melancholy doesn't quite do it, it would help to know just what kinda sad you'll resonate with.
>>5357400
that webm breaks my immersion that you are all cis girls and reminds me I will never be a girl because I look worse than anyone else here
>>5357445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YalzSufz3Ds
>>5357454
Must be the shitty American one because Canadians never remember or acknowledge a second Vancouver.
>>5357458
Yeah, that was the point of my post
;~;
>>5357454
Y-You can ask for those??
>>5357440
yes
get something that was actually made by a human being, go to a health food store or something
>>5357442
no need to be mean ;~;
I just want to be good friends with her tbqh, yume is the one that really wants her butt
>>5357453
correct :)
>tfw no reason to be awake but don't want to go to bed
>>5357453
When I hopefully am as pretty as you are and when I can one day actually have some semblance of control in my life and stop living in my parents house. Y-You beautiful Canadian snow princess ;~;
>>5357440
>Maybe. I have no idea honestly. This is the first time Ive made a pb&j.
Nope, doesn't seem so. Just looked up Smuckers and it looks like what we'd call jam over here. Slide a knife into the jar and jiggle it around for a while, sounds like it's set itself.
>>5357455
Wasn't going to ask but now someone else has mentioned it, I wanna see it. Link anyone?
>>5357464
To be fair, I came out at 21 and it took almost 2 years before I was on speaking terms with my mom, let alone on good terms.
>tfw no tattoo
>>5357487
Good ol Sophie. Shes come a long way since those days. Lucky Cheska.
>>5357462
>////<
>>5357473
Hey, I still need to get some semblence of control in my life and to stop living at my parent's house too, I feel you ;~;
T-thanks though, maybe someday ;~~;
Either way, nini mtfg!
>>5357472
when elanna moves to california and kayla is in a good vidya playing mood
then all of us plus yume and maybe mado (who else lives on the west coast?) could have the chillest pizza/video game party
but we all know that's never going to happen :c
>>5357490
Good night Elanna.
>>5357490
i love you gn bae
>>5357490
good night!
>>5357449
>tfw no one to play board games with
>>5357499
ME
n
frog
>>5357490
gnightt
>>5357487
aaaaaa PA
>>5357449
FFS
>>5357506
Pic related
>>5357507
oh okay
cool
>>5357511
It's a little bold to be stealing from your new job right after you start working, don't you think?
>>5357449
srs, makeup, jewellry
>>5357506
Tabletop simulator worth looking into perhaps?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/286160/
**Disclaimer** Not used it myself, no idea how good or bad it is.
>>5357506
Oh wow, you just made me realize I hadn't played board games with my family in 8 years..... Poop, I need to work on that.
Btw, where are you in Texas? I didn't know you were a resident.
>>5357509
Truth but I don't think that's something they'd spring for. We can't even afford to all jump in and get my mom's house leveled.
>>5357517
meh, just get some boardgame-online.com
going for /mtfg/
>>5357514
These are Christmas presents from the clearance rack and eBay ", it's why they all look a bit weird or like something you wouldn't recognize
>>5357523
>boardgame-online.com
never seen it, I was just suggesting the Steam thing as a poss solution for Faye
>>5357523
someone should actually organize that but i dont wanna
>>5357523
I kinda wanted to get the jackbox party pack and play it with mtfg, but im cheap and can't stream
Why does it always seem people are always staring at me? Is it because I look like a gay boy?
>>5357536
How well do you pass?
>>5357535
I have that :-)
Don't think I could stream it either. Although I have a reasonable GPU for gaming, my CPU is piss weak and old, it practically has God's signature on the bottom of it.
transbian = AGP
Only oldfags will understand this :)
>>5357554
that bear is acting very inappropriately
>>5357554
>not dobson.gif
come on anon
>>5357575
maybe if the conch blew into the mermaid :^)
also, Son of Dob is better
>>5357579
>son of dob
I wonder how many things this is a meme with
I mostly just hear it with coulson on /co/
Maaaaaaan, for a moment I thought the thread had died.
Well it's just past 7am over here so I'd better take the dawg out before going to bed and snuggling. It's bad enough that it sometimes takes me hours to drag myself out of bed without sleeping through till late afternoon or early evening.
Ni-Ni folks, ttyl perhaps
>>5357439
Fucking frogposters.
>tfw dysphoria is so bad that cis women in movies don't pass and have masculine jaws
No Im not watching Sailor Moon all night. You're all high on DRUGS!
>>5357554
That's why you gotta be a TruTransbian
>haven't beaten hush or isaac yet
>presented with option to fight them
which one? doctor fetus tripple shot lump of coal is pretty much all I have going for me.
>>5357554
Autist c:
>>5357642
Isaac. He's much much easier than the hush
>>5357626
>tfw you see a woman with a bigger brow than you
Feels good sis
>>5357630
>tfw immense lust for cock
>tfw not trutransbian
why is this thread so dead
>>5357740
Let us revive this thread
>>5357746
poast moar qt bois
>>5357748
>>5357748
>>5357764
Young Stalin is pretty qt
>>5357769
>Young Stalin
is an /fa/ classic
I like ur style m8
>>5357752
>tfw he'll never read mein kamf to you
>tfw you'll never sit and watch him paint
>>5357769
>tfw he'll never write you a poem
Caved and finally bought a dildo over Black Friday. Fucked myself with a proper dildo today. I have this lovely ache in my ass. I can't wait to do that again. Had to tell someone.
>>5357778
you could always get a bf
>>5357786
tfw closeted/questioning and have a gf
>>5357789
you could always get pegged
>>5357789
trip on cartman
Europeans at school or work, muricans sleeping, australians fighting ostriches.
Rip thread
>>5357840
I'm actually just zoning out here in europe. We have robots doing all the work tbqh. But I might have to go to bed now
>>5357840
I'm fighting the Emus right now
It has devolved into Trench Warfare and my unit has suffered heavy casualites.
We are mounting an offensive tomorrow to breakthrough the Emu lines at Uluru.
Top secret information do not tell the Emus
>>5357846
Good luck.
>>5357844
Wheres my studybot
>>5357846
Best of luck
Tfw your boobs feel irritated and achy and you are at school so cant do anything about it.
If just could have a massage right now :#
does anybody here like cheska ? for real
i really think she is ugly as fuck, maybe she pass as a girl, but an ugly one, and i rather have a non passing white skinny tranny than a cheska.
>tfw i look like cheska
>tfw i will never kiss sophie
>>5357872
ask the nearest boy if he didn't mind being a bro by massaging your pecs
>>5357880
I thought she was funny, ain't the prettiest to look at but the threads were fun with her around.
Sucks about the looks, maybe you'll find a qt one day.
>>5357880
they're both gone so nobody really cares that much except maybe cheska's ex
>>5357893
ok, thats great, nobody really cares
>>5357893
no1curr
I really want to murder a trans woman.
>>5357884
:7 ihh shut up, totally wouldnt enjoy that
>>5357880
What has she done to get all this hate like huuuh? Was it the part where she was saying that shes just doing this as a trend?
>>5357898
I'm down as long as
1. you're male and have never taken HRT
2. I can suck your cock
3. you kill me by choking me
>>5357901
Damn, that sounds hot
get me a murderer too or can I have your sloppy seconds?
>>5357901
4. you have to take the supply of hrt and start taking them
>>5357899
Ha just got home ehe.
Iktf.. Also its like all the guys nice to you turn atleast twice as attractive in person than they would be normally. I guess its the part where you actually start feeling a little comfier with yourself than before which makes you want to scream for being cuddled or or.. :3 so really anyone would do.
Today was good, jocks didnt see me so no pushing or mean comments uh and no one still knows im trans.
Hows your day going on mtfg? Anything nice happening <: ?
>tfw small face but huge head
>tfw ffs won't be enough
in fucked tbqh
>>5357898
I'm OK with this.
do you happen to live in Washington?
>>5357965
Uh same. Could always try to hide it with hair.. Totally lying to yourself in a way but why not if it makes it more bearable
Huge nose, long man face here.
>>5357972
I'm in the tri-cities
where would you like me to be?
>>5357972
>>5357979
Scary.. What the, cant you do that business by exchanging emails.
>>5357985
give me your email then?
>>5357993
Nuuu im not the tranny who wants to be choked to death. Im more of a stab me violenly all around my icky body kinda type..
But seriously go away e_e
>>5358007
I wouldn't want to touch your icky body then
you're no fun, maybe you should go away and stare at a mirror for awhile.
take it all in, just take it all in.
>bored and dysphoric
>google average female underbust in a poor attempt to cheer myself up
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
>>5358018
Tfw 86 under bust. 86.
How about you?
>>5358018
what's your ub?
>tfw 112cm underbust
>>5358022
wow..
how do you live with that? my is 30 which is like 74 in cm?
>>5358018
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3510069/
>crying continues
>>5358028
This underbust stuff is alien to me?
Tell me, what's a big underbust?
>>5358028
J-just have to. Its rare to find properly fitting bra though. Like the biggest you usually find is 85(33) and im more of a 90(34).
But yup.. Was my decision to ditch being a perfectly okay sized guy to be a huge autistic girlboy looking thing.
>>5358024
>>5358027
Ugh. How tall are you? I bet it isnt as bad ._.
Guessing you are like.. 6'3" and it looks just normal on you.
>>5358011
Too sleepy to get up and its cold outside of the blankie.. Wud use camera but dont want to throw up into bed.
>>5358048
5'8"
i want to take a nap in a running car
>>5358048
>6'3"
I'm 5'9 ;~;
>>5358041
Thanks for empirically quantifying why I am disgusting and want to die science
>>5358051
are you on HRT?
I was a twink and still had a 36" underbust but after a year and a half on mones I shrunk to a 32" and I'm 5'8"
there is a lot more muscle there than appears.
>>5358061
yes, this is after hrt muscle loss
I guess it's the measurement pity hour now. Small wonder the thread is dead.
>>5358081
s-sorry
i didn't have anyone else to yell my pain at so i came here ;_;
>>5358081
Well considering its that or people in Washington planning to kill a trans girl. Your choice.
What's the best place to get hormones these days?
>>5358098
A doctor
>>5358098
two doctors
Lets all post ourselves and then hate each other for having it worse than the others who posted.
That would make this alive again.
>>5358098
Asking on mtfg
>>5358098
sucking them off of an erect cock
>>5358114
Sound cheska
>>5358117
I miss cheska. At least she had a sense of humor.
>>5358111
inhouse pharmacy gives me the sugar pill placebos that keep me from killing myself again
>>5358116
Cwc?
>>5358112
What was the email of that person who was sending hormones to trannies here?
Which trip would make the best girlfriend?
>>5358121
Faye didnt you just say you pop 2mg of e and none or a little spiro at times? Weirdo
>>5358131
Sheen. Shes always protecting others, adorably cheery about thingies like christmas and would never just leave you for someone else like that.
my arms hurt ;~;
sup faggots the managing director of the company i work for came for a visit today, i spaghetti'd when he greeted me and my boss gave me a dirty look. 10/10 would do again
>>5358132
ikr, I hate myself, I ordered like 6mg for next month
>>5358131
Elanna, Adri, Frenchfry
>>5358134
What's a whingie?
welp, kayla is here, looks like I'm out
bye girls
>>5358157
Same, nightynight.
Chuckled a little at her dream though. Oh kayla..
>>5358157
leave her alone she is a cute girl
>>5358145
Sounds better. Whats up with you hating yourself so much though, you look cute
Unless its just the hair and angles and such like for me.
>>5358149
>adri
>>5358175
L E W D
E
W
D
>>5358172
it's hair and angles, my mom literally said I looked like the farthest thing from a woman today, she's probably right
>>5358181
Post from front
>>5358175
Thanks for turning me on asshole
>>5358181
what you need is to get the fartherest distance away from your mom and also break up with your horrible abusive gf
>>5358181
Ever wonder if you'll ever get to that point where you assume people lobbing insults are just haters? I'm there, and it's good.
Kayla and Faye should move in together in Portland
>>5358192
Good, fucking leave
>>5358195
no way, she is way too better looking than me, I feel like a fucking monster right now
>>5358192
your body is just as good
shut up
>>5358188
I will not argue your statistics, but can those 1% really be that confident considering what the 99% look like?
>>5358192
o-oh uh ok
good bye Kayla
>>5358201
Holy fuck kayla stop this shit, get the fuck out
>>5358202
Maybe not but Rachel is hands down the best looking woman that posts here and she owns it
>>5358209
What's a Rachel?
