If your tiddies ain't thick you better be bulking hard.
Last thread: >>5354545
>>5356548
>tfw on a cut
>tfw my warmup is benching senpai
Repeat from last thread:
Do hemorrhoids ever go away? I had one for a few weeks but it seemed to go away but it came back recently and is worse. Ive been using preperationH wipes trying to get rid of it but it isn't really going anywhere.
1st for motorboating bara tiddies
>>5356557
hemorrhoids are a part of your body
if they get inflamed once they're likely to get inflamed again if you don't change your diet/exercise some restraint when you shit
Reminder that white guys must submit their boipucczis to the might of 7" big latino cock and aids tested niggers
>>5356556
How much does senpai weigh?
>>5356565
teach me please
>>5356575
>160
25lbs more then my warm up. Time to step up my game.
>>5356575
Mine is 7.1" senpai
Can confirm that I'm not too indio
>>5356575
160lbs of pure Gene Simmons hair
>>5356566
Canada is bigger and on top.
>>5356571
eat more fiber
drink more water
relax when you poo, don't strain so much
Reposting from last thread because I'm a massive faggot.
>>5356428
Aaaah, he really is cute. I wish I knew more games, but I've been kind of bad with my gaming, I've only recently started playing games that aren't Nintenshit.
>>5356464
Yeah, I agree. I'm a fan of normal body types too, but over there they exaggerate nearly e v e r y t h i n g.
>>5356430
I have bad daddy issues so I'm fine with it. :^)
>>5356575
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
>>5356573
Spookie is mega cute. He was easily my favorite of the characters in that game besides the main two party members.
I also liked Jiminez from Strange Journey. He was kind of a dick but that's Chaos for you, and it was nice seeing some people with a bit of color on them in my Japanese Demon Taming games. Fanart has been very kind to him.
>>5356548
B-but I'm a qt lil femboy
>>5356624
And another shot of Jiminez because why the hell not. Shockingly I'm one of the few people that had some sympathy for the Law chick. You'd think my dick would lead me to Chaos or Neutral instead.
>>5356624
>tfw no bugaboo jimenez qt
>>5356575
>a worthy cause
Damn right it's a worth cause. I'm thinking of starting a charity.
>>5356622
flat ass with stretch marks from birth
fml
>>5356624
Aaaah, why do all of these guys look cute as fuck??? I mean, he's not exactly my type but, wow.
>>5356650
nuuuuu
>>5356548
nigga got nice titties
I'm saaaaad how can I make it better school is making me wanna die
>>5356664
post twinknips then and I'll post my round sensitive pecs
>>5356649
Fanart is a powerful thing.
>>5356684
>TFW my skinny ass twink nipples aren't sensitive at all.
I think that's why I have such a strong nipple fetish. I know some people with sensitive nipples hate how even putting on their shirt can make them "react" but I'm jealous as fuck.
If I were to bulk my chest up would that make my nipples bigger and/or more responsive as well?
What's your upper limit on thick bois, gaygen? how big is too big?
>>5356704
As someone with sensitive nips, I can tell you right now it's annoying as fuck sometimes.
I spazzed out and embarrassed myself the first time my boyfriend even touched them. I still thrash around like a beached whale. You'd think I'd be used to it by now.
>>5356697
Well I mainly felt bad for her after that scenario in the 2nd dungeon where her teammates were getting gleefuly tortured. The word-gore made it really unsettling so I felt kinda bad for her as the last survivor.
If it makes you feel better, the final boss kicked my ass and I was never able to turn the world into brainless people singing for the lawd. I need to do a replay someday, or at least finish my game.
>>5356713
That dude is cute af, but I don't really know t b q h, I don't like morbidly obese guys, but guys with a bit of fat is fine for me.
>>5356713
>tfw I watched rollplay solumn in its entirety
dont remind me of that t b h
>tfw no bara bf
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
sup /gaygen/, let's fap together
http://www.webcamjackers.com/video/girlfriend-is-out-shopping-so-i-am-gonna-jack-to-internet-porn-6648.html
>tfw no hairy beefy bf
>>5356722
The funny thing is in general I'm actually extremely ticklish. It's always awful when someone decides to be cute and tickle me and I wind up flopping the ground from it. But my nipples essentially have to be tortured to be ANY reaction from it.
Meanwhile I can make a moan just by licking them and there was one guy who was pretty much screaming into a pillow from me sucking on them for a few minutes. Which is hot as hell and something I wish I could experience.
Maybe we can bodyswap sometime.
>>5356751
Sorry, anon. I'm normal weight, not fat enough to be bara.
>>5356713
>too big
no such thing
>tfw self-hating fat fetishist
>>5356684
K here you go
B)
>>5356722
That's adorable
>>5356772
>dat smooth chest
you don't grow chest hair?
>>5356791
I have like 20 chest hairs in the middle and able 6 around each nipple
lmao
>>5356673
>>5356795
>bottomborn
>>5356795
That's adorable.
>>5356759
>screaming into a pillow from me sucking on them for a few minutes
Jelly. I love having my nips played with. But I'm no where near that sensitive.
>>5356772
Nice.
>>5356829
Nah.
Am I like the only non-bear on gaygen to have any hair on my chest?
>>5356828
>tfw no manlet with sensitive nips to make spasm
sigh
>>5356837
Don't trim it so short desu
>>5356837
I don't think most people count me as a bear desu
>>5356829
>Scrawnytopxbeefybottom
>Not Beefytopxscrawnybottom
Pleb
>Cute tiddies bb
One day they'll be motorboat-able.
>>5356874
>Not Beefytopxscrawnybottom
Too hetero for me
>tfw no beeftiddies to motorboat
>>5356895
Put the lime in the coconut..
>>5356837
damn son, eat more and pick up heavy shit
>tfw everybody tells me to shave chest.
What do I say to them?
Ho ho ho
The jingle toe
Hung where you can seeee
Somebody waits for you,
A kisser waits for meee!
>>5356912
That they're shit-sucking scum and should go jump off a tall building
I hope ill have my tulpa by Christmas.
>>5356912
Shove your chest in their faces.
>>5356909
Trying to gain weight. It's not going so well. Haven't been to the gym in a couple of weeks either to be honest.
Are you a starving child, Writer-Anon?
>>5356909
My post vanished for some reason?
Trying to gain weight, it's a pain. Haven't been to the gym in a couple of weeks. Maybe I'll go tomorrow.
>>5356941
>couple of weeks
I've been out of the gym for a week with a cold. And it's killing me.
>>5356805
I'll get to it
Yeah, this bara aesthetic. How do? I'd ask on fit, but I only want to get gaymen not women. Everybody but me seems to want bara bf. So I very particularly want to get fat but not look fat & swolled useless bulk bara muscles. Do not care about strength or health. Just BULKED. Thx.
>>5356963
Ouch. I don't know why I can't put the weight on to be honest, eating plenty, large variety of foods, but the weight ain't sticking.
My body wants to stay permaskele.
I really like the idea of getting this right in the center of my chest, how retarded am I?
>>5356639
>>5356624
Damn you, chaos dudes and your exposed chests.
>>5356978
That's a good thing, tho.
>>5356993
Why? I mean all shit aside my body is proportionately strong. I'm just not very big.
>>5356713
Maybe a bit bigger than myself.
I'm not like super fat but I'd say I'm chubby.
It doesn't show as much in my face. Mostly around my belly and thighs.
220 5'11"
>>5356974
>tfw still not big enough to cosplay zangief
One day...>>5356974
>>5356978
>permaskele
I was the same way. You need to count calories. You aren't eating as much as you think you are. To really put on weight you've got to eat 3000+ calories a day.
You gotta lift too, or all the weight you put on will be fat.
>>5356980
I liked the movie, but the middle of your chest? That's pretty prime tattoo real estate.
>>5356999
What more could you really ask for?
Some people have to fight just to not get big. If you're eating like me and not gaining weight, I'm kinda envious.
>>5356974
>I'd ask on fit, but I only want to get gaymen not women.
There's actually a good number of people on /fit/ that basically focus on a muscle fat sort of bara look. The only thing is that most of them seem to start overweight vs on the lower end, so your tactics for getting to that look will be pretty different if you're smaller.
>>5357002
>220 5'11"
Literally obese.
>>5357024
Why?
What purpose does that even serve? You're a copywriter ffs. Are you into MMA? Hoping to become a Navy Seal? Going to trade out your gig for construction work?
So, do you really eat that much?
Give me a day's diet for you.
>>5357014
It'd be my first tattoo.
Idk I can't really think of another spot I really like.
I've been procrastinating getting my septum pierced for years, let alone a tattoo, so I doubt i'll ever get it done. but the idea is nice.
>>5357022
OK, I'll look into it. I used to be fat. Most of my life. Then christen Bale yo-yo diet. Just lean, but doughy now. I like feeling thin, but I like the idea of frightening my future husbando with BULK. Twinks seem to dig it.
>>5357045
2 eggs, 3 pieces of bacon
2 sandwiches (chicken or peanut butter)
A dinner meal (500-700)
100g potato chips (~500)
100g cashew nuts (~500)
100g chocolate (~500)
220g of yogurt
As well as misc snacks and drinks, including milk, fruit juices, biscuits etc.
Easily 3k
>>5357064
>doughy
That's gotta be the cutest way to describe a body type
>>5357074
Nah, i think it'd be too small there.
Also i'm freckly as fuck so I don't think a tattoo would look nice there.
Do you have any experience with freckles and tats? because i've got freckles all over my chest as well
>>5357067
Time to shoot for 3500. Or 4000, if you have it in you.
>>5357074
>chicks
breeder raus aus meinem gaygen
>>5356548
after you're done bulking hard, you don't have to cut. you can just keep eating. and eating. and eating...
>>5357064
So you're skinnyfat. I see a lot of people on /fit/ that start at that aesthetic so you won't be alone at least.
>>5357080
I've got a scattering of freckles everywhere. A good tattoo artist can work around them.
>>5357081
My aim is around 3500. But that's a loooot to eat for a 140lb twiglet like myself.
It's also expensive eating like this.
>>5356548
Pudgy
Hairy
Tummies
>>5357093
huh okay, cheers for the help.
>>5357085
Problem?
>>5357097
>But that's a loooot to eat for a 140lb twiglet like myself.
iktfb, that's about the weight I started at.
I swear by frozen pizzas $3 for 1000+ callories and ~60g of protien.
At least when I was bulking I had the advantage of dollar McDoubles. If you're not lactose intolerant, GOMAD is an option too.
>tfw you're fat but trying to get skinnier to appeal to tops
fuck this is hard.
>>5357119
Whenever you eat, just look down at the food and member that's one less dick you get to enjoy.
>>5357130
kekkers
>>5357130
but then I'll die of starvation.
>>5357116
>3 frozen pizzas a day
That's a lot. That's a whole fucking lot.
>>5357067
Ok, that looks like a lot, sure.
You've got the chocolate in, and that's the one.
>>5357074
I walk in a door and have to swat chicks away and I'm not super muscular.
>>5357097
So how much is that many grams of choco?
'Cos on a bad day I sometimes go through a 12 ounce of it, and 140lbs is an aspiration in weight loss fuh me.
>>5357137
Yeah. But chances are you'll get a qt bf before you die.
>>5357116
Yeah the problem is you aren't posting boypuss
>>5357119
I think it's really cute when guys do this sort of thing. Keep going anon, you can do it if you keep trying.
Meanwhile I am trying to get stronger and more toned to appeal to bottoms. I think I look alright but I still have a lot of work to do.
>>5357141
That'd be fucking retarded.
I mean, fuck.
If you weren't already shoving food into your mouth mindlessly in the first world, don't start for fucks' sake.
>>5357144
I dunno. Chocolate has about 525/100.
>>5357102
>>5357151
lol, Nobody wants to see that shit.
>>5357156
Ok.
Well, so I looked it up and you actually are eating less than me in that one field.
Sitting down and eating a whole 12 ounce bag of cheap chocolate morsels and 3 bowls of cereal might be easier than the 3 pizzas idea.
>>5357166
>350g of chocolate a day
Expensive.
>>5357166
Plus, chocolate is a natural upper, so you'll probably feel compelled to do a shit ton of exercises afterwards rapidly.
>>5357169
Not really, if you buy cheap chocolate.
>>5357169
It is. But you shouldn't even have to eat it every day.
>>5357166
But dude, all that fucking sugar. Save some organ failure for alcohol and NSAIDs.
>>5357178
I'm talking like $2.50, and for one food item that is kind of a lot. That's like a bag of potatoes and three cans of beans.
>tfw bf has sensitive nipples
>mfw I wrap my legs around his and pin him down while I go ham on his nips as he struggles and begs to get free
>>5357183
Drinking is worse for your looks than chocolate.
Do a lot of cardio and you should be... eh... ok.
>>5357166
>12 ounce bag of cheap chocolate
Sounds like a good way to get mad type 2 betus gains.
>>5357192
Hot.
>>5357192
That's kinda hot.
>tfw can't feel shit when someone tries to play with my nips
feelsbadman
>>5357198
This is why I go for cashew nuts instead. Given they're salted, but I do enough cardio to counter the salt.
>>5357198
Couldn't you get that from excessive carbs, too, though? I dunno, I'm probably wrong.
>>5357203
Same tho desu senpai
>>5357219
Someone told me that if i were to get my nipples pierced they'd get more sensitive, but i'm too much of a pussy.
>>5357192
>Sadon
>Boyfriend
Wow, I'm actually really happy for you. Congrats dude!
>Boyfriend with sensitive nipples that he tortures
And kinda jealous too...
>>5356548
>wanting muscles on your body
fem4lyfe
>>5357240
Having pierced nipples is nice. I don't' know that they make your nips more sensitive so much as easier to stimulate. if that makes sense.
If nothing else. it gives you an excuse to play with your nipples.
I loved mine. But they never healed right, and kept getting infected. And I had to take them out.
I still have scar tissue under my nipples. :/
>>5357219
Th-that is most certainly not what my post said D:
>>5357272
I like the idea of piercing my nipples, but i'd only get them done if I could have two piercers do both nips simultaneously.
>>5357027
Why do you keep posting that guy?
I posted this over in /femgen/ but im really impatient and the next time we hang out is nigh.
I'm a femboi.
I want to suck my friends dick.
We're both in relationships, but we're both also openly bi. He's just so cute and i want him so bad. What do i do? how do i propose it?
>>5357314
you want to cheat on your BF and sabotage your friend's relationship? why not just suck on his dick?
>>5357314
Break up with your boyfriend first, you clearly don't love him enough to remain monogamous.
>>5357272
Like i said, too much of a pussy.
You saying yours didn't even heal right doesn't make it better.
>>5357314
>cheating
>biscum
who would've thought, amirite?
>>5357314
You're literal filth.
>>5357319
>>cheating
>>biscum
>who would've thought, amirite?
kek
Man, Reggie Watts outshines Late Late Show host guy so hard.
>>5357314
If it's a chick just c u c k her. Women aren't people. The most legitimate relationship is between men
>>5357354
if that's true, how come every gay man I ever met never wants to settle down and just fuck every hot guy they see?
It's hard to get a long term bf, senpai.
>>5357360
Too many qts and not enough tops
>>5357360
Probably because you're hanging around gay bar sluts, slut.
>>5357319
>You saying yours didn't even heal right doesn't make it better.
I might be something of a corner case. When I went to get them pierced the piercer actually said "I've never seen nipples this small before. I'm going to have to go deeper then I normally do." lol
>>5357430
>never seen nipples this small before
I hate my nipples desu.
Areolas are too large, almost like a grill.
They're only ok-ish when i'm cold.
>>5357450
post em
This guy goes to my school and I'm Thinking of talking to him. Y/N?
>>5357471
Don't post other peoples' pics on 4chan/10
>>5357471
cute.
shame about the hairline though.
What's your convo starter?
>H-hey, i saw you timestamping on 4chin
>A-are you homo?
>>5357471
Ew.
>>5357501
Anon, tell me.
What does the "S" in GSA mean?
>>5357546
It's for gay people in the closet to lie and say to their parents "no, I'm just an ally. it's the gay STRAIGHT alliance"
my arm pits are stinky.
>muh dik
>>5357552
Good or bad?
I like this thread but I find the lack of Bara boobs disturbing.
>>5357555
What the gif?
It would be nice if he wasn't old.
>>5357557
Post your own
>>5357549
So it's just something cvck sjws do in order to pride in their MUH TOLERANCE?
Is it weird to jerk it with a condom on?
>>5357558
I meant the stink
Like does >muh dik mean you like the smell or what
>>5357562
Called a posh wank lad
>>5357565
It means it gives me a boner.
What the fuck else would it mean? lol
Yes I like it.
>>5357560
I'm too lazy to take a picture. I just got back from training chest too
>>5357562
Probably, what's even the point?
>>5357581
>why would he be bragging about being smelly
>
>pitmusk is godly
You answered your own question. :^)
But yeah I don't know. It stinks but I like it.
Fuck I think I'm degenerate. :^(
>>5357585
>Fuck I think I'm degenerate.
welcome home lad.
>>5357585
Nah, it's pretty standard.
It's not like you're into watersports or have a diaper fetish.
>come to gg
>nothing but senpai being a thirsty creep
Better than trannies in denial, I guess.
>>5357593
I'd have thought a slut like you would keep bananas handy all the time
>>5357595
That's what I'm here for babe
Now show us all that sexy shitpussy
>>5357590
>It's not like you're into watersports
haha... yeah...
>>5357600
>>5357599
I don't fuck myself with produce; this isn't Real Sex. I use a dildo for by that.
>>5357600
I'm not into guys peeing on me, or piss drinking, but the thought of a guy losing control of his bladder while I roughly fucked him is pretty hot.
>>5357605
or peeing himself in fear of your massive cock :3
>>5357607
He's blind senpai, stop being ableist.
>>5357607
I've been talking to a daddy
>>5357603
Post sweet boypussy now?
>>5357611
>not spelling it boipussy
0 for 3 anon
>>5357612
Boi is too faggy. Post it I need to cum.
>>5357614
Lucky, daddy won't let me cum yet. :c
>>5357615
Don't talk to me again, freak.
>>5357612
>not just shortening it to bussy
>>5357618
>Not having a daddy who spanks you for cumming without permission
pleb tbqh pham
>tfw trying to bulk
i cant eat any more. . .
>>5357622
>tfw cutting
fug you.
>>5357628
>how's it going
It's ok but he isn't being assertive. When I'm talking to a daddy I like him to be the aggressor
>>5357622
>Try to bulk
>Remember that I hate pretty much all high protein foods
Inb4 semen joke
>Remain skelly for another year
>tfw been bulking for 6 years
I like being fat
>>5357637
>not being all about that dussy
>>5357641
that's hot, tell me more please
>>5357639
steak
fish
nuts
beef jerky
yogurt
I want to fuck Akihiko.
>>5357646
ew
why are you so pro-Dad all the time? are you trying to prepare for your own imminent dadhood?
>>5357648
Gross
Gross
Aren't they higher in fat than protein?
Gross
Nice, but good high protein Yogurt is expensive and hard to find around here. Dairy and the occasional egg is how I get pretty much all my protein.
>>5357647
I like chili cheese fries...
>>5357653
Yes
I have to make sure this upcoming generation of gays loves dad so I can keep getting fresh boypussy my whole life
>>5357646
I want him to fuck me, not the other way around.
>>5357639
A few years ago when I did my first and only bulk I was taking Serious Mass and eating a lot. In three or four months I went from 155 to 205. Yes Yes gained a lot of fat but I was successful in adding much needed thickness. Heavy deadlifts help as well.
>tfw met a femboy half my size
>tfw he wants to be my daddy
>tfw I let him
>>5357657
I like daddies.
But unless you're 45 and hot as fuck, you ain't touching my bussy. I'm in demand nigga, and I don't have enough supply.
>>5357625
Don't I get ass pics for making you lol?
>>5357656
how fat are you?
>>5357665
Idk 228lbs 6 feet tall
>>5357662
I'm not taking a pic of my slot bb maybe someone in /soc/ will
>>5357668
oh, you're not even that fat
>>5357669
I met him on /pol/ a few days ago.
He says I'm cute and really likes teasing me and calling me a sissy bitch boy.
He makes fun of my little cock too. :3
We're not like dating or anything just a little online Dom/sub fun I guess. He lives a state over from me.
A couple years older too :3
>>5357669
Guys see my face and they wanna fug. My bussy is just an extra savory asset.
If you live in the bay area and have a demographic app you probably seen me, and haven't been disappointed ;)
>>5357677
I find it kind of funny when border line obesity is "not that fat".
When I hear obese I think like the 400+ hamplanets from tumblr.
Not the pudgy looking chubby guts where it seems to start.
>>5357681
>bay area
Oh, no, sorry, I don't fuck poz guys
>>5357678
>>5357686
>poz
Jokes on you bitch, I tested negative last week.
>>5357690
>Being this mad over an emoticon
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
faggot
>>5357684
yeah, it's weird. BMI is kind of a shitty measurement though
>>5357693
>being this mad
>mad
Anon pls
>>5357695
Your quibble is so cute. :3
>>5357684
>tfw lose 60lbs
>not obese anymore!
>15lbs to go to not being overweight
>can't shake it
People keep telling me I look "normal" though, which I won't believe until I'm within range by BMI and I don't have a skinnyfat paunch anymore.
>>5357695
>Telling someone to kill himself
>Not mad
Yeah, I forget I'm on 4chan sometimes.
>>5357693
desu
getting mad over emoticons on 4chan is so 2013
>>5357690
man i am so jelly
you seem to have it all figured out...
>>5357698
1. My boyfriend's.
How many cocks have you taken being a sarcastic bitch?
>>5357700
Yeah, I have some weight to lose myself.
I'm like 222 or so atm.
My goal is about 140 - 160. I'm 5'11"
I have a bit of a gut and I'm really insecure about it.
>>5357704
I'm a paragon of virtue.
I've not taken any cocks like some common whore.
I plan to take my first cock consummating my marriage in the missionary position under the sheets with the lights off like every good little girl should. :^)
>>5357705
I'm 5'6" 155lbs and still have a gut, it's hell
>>5357711
Poor thing. :c
Try doing some crunches and cutting your calories.
>>5357711
>5'6
>155
You're quite heavy for your height to be fair.
I'm 140 and my target is 155. 6' tall. Gaining senpai.
>>5357709
>>5357718
whore
>>5357314
idk get drunk and act kind of flirty
worked for me
>>5357711
You're a fatty for your height
I've got this weird thing of making people fall for me and it confuses the fuck out of me.
I've just had a guy I met say he has to stop texting me because he's crushing hard and, as I'm still hung up about someone else, he doesn't want to get hurt.
I don't even fucking do anything...
>>5357716
>teen love
Puppy love is exhausting anon. It's temporary and twice as painful as being older and in love. When you're young you have a small world and when you're in a relationship that person IS that world. You're better off anon; focus on school.
>>5357711
Holy fuck you're so fat HEY FATSO
>>5357705
I'd say 222 at 5'11" is more than "a bit" of a gut
>>5357731
>5'4"
>108lbs
Fucking fat ass.
You shouldn't be more than 60.
>>5357716
If it makes you feel better, teenage love can be uncommon for gays thanks to the self-realization and acceptance process, not to mention feeling comfortable to tell people that you like men.
You aren't alone, underage-anon.
