If you've never big spooned someone who's much bigger than you, you're missing out.
Last thread: >>5352709
You're all fucking faggots.
>>5354549
this
>>5354545
Jetpacking
Why not just call it spooning ?
>>5354549
>>5354556
Damn right hunties
>>5354558
Autism is why.
>>5354527
That's what they all say. Including me.
>>5354561
Stop using my name
>>5354558
It's jetpacking when the little spoon is bigger than the big spoon
duh you stupid slut
>>5354545
>tfw 5 foot 9 manlet
>tfw it will be really easy to find a big guy 4 me
aw yiss
>>5354566
just dont get super big and stay cute
>>5354564
>tfw i dont even know if im the real niq anymore
>>5354563
post musclepussy
>>5354566
>tfw really like manlets but also really like jetpacking
>tfw no beefy manlet so it still kinda feels like jetpacking
>>5354576
Post feet
>>5354584
Did sludge get fat?
I concur that this is dumb.
I'd rather it just be spooning. Don't segregate.
>>5354575
>dont get super big
HAH
I aint stopping until i cant fit through doors, punk
>>5354584
ik you can't see me but i just flexed and there were shotguns noises then i kissed my biceps
true story
>>5354545
Does it count if my bf is heavier but shorter than me?
>>5354545
I came for actual jetpacks. what is this? When you have an intoxicated manlet bf at your back?
>>5354596
Wow, thats a lot of lip!
>>5354602
You like shitty coinages.
>People loving someone different than me
Why is this allowed?
>>5354614
When you are the intoxicated manlet bf, actually
>>5354545
So, >>5354603. If I want to register on people's gaydar should I start ordering gay-er drinks than an unsweetened grande iced coffee from Starbucks?
>>5354634
if it isn't pink they won't know
go with a strawberry frappucino or refresher
>>5354631
The only thing that jiggles is your bottom booty?
Totes Dom top
Dominance=asserted
>>5354638
>he doesn't know the glory of dom bottoms
i'm so sorry... to lead such an unfulfilled life... how tragic...
HAHAHAHHA I HAVE A SMALL PENIS THAT'S USELESS THAT IM STUCK WITH THAT I CAN'T GET RID OF XDDDD
LIFE'S SO FUCKING GOOD!
>>5354646
Your just a mathc4mathc bottom like the rest of them
Nothing special
Nothing missed
>>5354636
>refresher
But those taste worse than ass.
If I ask for a pump of vanilla syrup in the ice'd coffee will that still be too straight?
>>5354649
http://www.latinoshealth.com/articles/13332/20151207/penis-transplant-planned-at-johns-hopkins-for-injured-us-soldiers.htm
>>5354653
really? refreshers are the only thing at starbucks i like
>>5354653
Just ask the barrister to give you a few quick pumps, under the counter
Pretty sure people will know your gay then
>>5354655
XDDDDDDDDDDD
IM GOING TO BE ALIVE FOR ANOTHER 30 YEARS MINIMUM UNLESS SOMETHING HAPPENS XDDDD
I SHOULD KILL MYSELF!
>>5354655
You're niq now im getting a new name
>>5354658
Alright sludgepuppy I'll take your advice, and try refreshers again.
>>5354674
oh anon, you shouldn't worry about your drink not being gay enough
just order whatever you like
>>5354664
I did, the cute lispy jerk is straight.
>>5354668
*niq'shole
amirite
You will never hear me whine about my penis again good night.
>>5354649
calm down, booger
>>5354680
Awe man tough break
>>5354693
No im not a tranny
>>5354697
>Awe
who the fuck spells aw like that
therers no e in aw
are you fucking retarded
no but seriously tho are you a retard
The guy ive been crushing on the whole semester was wearing a fedora last week and today i saw him walking around campus and he was vaping. I was triggered and now im confused about what i should do?
>>5354705
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/awe
>>5354705
My autocorrect corrects aww to awe
I just couldn't be arsed to change it
>>5354713
spill that tea hunty
Opinions on buying + wearing this to come out of the closet?
it seems a little less ostentatious than some others ive seen
>>5354693
Isn't it maki that keeps saying that shit?
>>5354735
Its 4chan m8
It's not exactly high quality content
>>5354729
>boobs
lmfao
>>5354737
this is the more "standard" one I guess. maybe this one is more obvious and so clearer?
i'm almost done with my bible i will post it here when its finished
>>5354624
As long as we both get higher on our love.
>>5354746
>$57
>>5354752
can I get laid, before you shoot up your school?
Come on, qt.
>>5354761
its $1.20 actually
>>5354689
ur hole leaves me in awe
Hey gaygen, I've been chatting this one guy for a couple weeks and he seems friendly and interesting, and now wants to set up a meet/date/something. I'd like to and all, but there's this one thing - I do like guys little older than me, but can't help but have some doubt about whether 12 year age gap is too much. I'm also nervous about whether it's seen as acceptable or socially acceptable by peers...
What the fuck do I do
>>5354778
Darn toothin'
>>5354779
Who cares?
No one cares about you. No one cares about you or your story.
>>5354779
you won't know until you try
if you like him it's worth exploring
Aum Trayambakam Yajamahe
Sugandhim Pushtivardhanam
Urva Rukamiva Bandhanaan
Mrityor Mokshiye Maamritat
>>5354795
This. Meet first. Worry later.
>tfw I will never look good with a buzz cut
>>5354778
y-you too
>>5354815
iktfb
shit hairline here
>>5354737
I guess those could be a good tell, I hadn't really thought of doing that.
>>5354816
Post boy hole
>>5354878
Pay the troll toll first
i made meraingue and cream sandwiches
but i cant eat them because im tracking my macros ;^;
>>5354905
you baked them too long. they're not supposed to have color.
>>5354905
>>5354910
wrong
>>5354882
Fuck that. I'm not paying sludgepupy anything.
>>5354905
Why would you do that to yourself?
>>5354878
>>5354882
D-day... man? Dayman?
>AhhhhhAAAAAahhhhh!
>>5354932
I dunno whether this is thread for it, but do any of you guys have any recommendations for butt toys?
My bf gets depressed in winter and his libido tanks, but we talked and he said a Christmas gift for when he doesn't feel up for sex might be in order. I've never used any toys before and so i don't really know what's up.
Poking around online the Aneros and NJoy look promising, but I'd like to hear firsthand accounts if I can. Businesses will always talk themselves up to sell better.
>>5354932
i have a cookery competition this friday i was practicing for
>>5354940
lovehoney.com 7" silicone purple dildo
its great, me and a few other anons have one and we all agree
>>5354965
who /feelingit/ here
>>5354974
>>5354979
>>5354974
>>5354965
>>5354944
...And FRIENDSHIP for everyone!
>>5354985
i just ate a whole jar of pickled onions and my stomach is acting weird
...im feeling SOMETHING, at least
>>5354993
>equating me to that hyperreligious bigot robin
>>5354997
Dayman AAAAAHHHH
Yes mi amigo
post massage videos with guys, not sexual though, I am more interested in ASMR tingles tb h
>>5355001
>>5355006
>>>/google.com/
>>5354965
That would probably help, desu. Right now we're wrestling the insurance company to get him a CPAP for his sleep apnea, which causes problems year round. One thing at a time, and the short fix of a toy won't cost hundreds or thousands of dollars the way special medical equipment will.
>>5354953
I'll look into that, thanks.
>>5355008
>>5354998
Some way to check if you're dead inside, given that it'll kill you in the process.
I'll an hero on periscope tomorrow if anyone wants to watch
>>5355047
dont do it, and if you do i dont want to watch
>>5355047
username?
>>5355051
Okay you have changed my mind
Thank you
Im saved
>>5355047
is this rugby
>>5354878
sorry reserved for VIP
>>5355025
Iirc you can get a cheap portable one for like $50.
Not that you shouldn't buy a sex toy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ueG2oeTQ88
here have this one
>>5355092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKoLHirutY4
>>5355077
Post boy hole
>>5355077
Be 100% honest Niq: have you ever posted lewds anonymously on gaygen?
What about on 4chan? Or the internet as a whole?
>>5355086
hey ann have you ever experimented with butt stuff?
>>5355138
omg you haaaave
What are you listening to you homos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY7sXKGZl2w
>>5355146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkbGNQm68Fc
the lyrics speak to me
>>5355136
>hey ann have you ever experimented with butt stuff?
yes.
>>5355160
and? How did it go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRKnJSoNA3c
especially the third patient :33333
>>5355164
I can see how some people could like it, but I didn't.
It was intense, but not intensely pleasant, if that makes sense.
>>5355189
It was an acquired taste for me. Maybe you need more practice?
Did you cum handsfree? because if not you are missing out tbqh
>>5355195
>tfw still havent been able to cum handsfree
i was thinking that next weekend i would put aside a few hours and just go at it until i manage it.
Related: is it safe/possible to douche with a plastic waterbottle?
>>5355028
Whoa there friend.
You need to chill the fuck out.
Guys where the fuck are Rugby and Freddie?
I've been away for so long I've seen all my favorite shitposters now except for them.
I'm really sad.
They were like the two brothers at Thanksgiving that just bicker the entire fucking time. :C
>>5355215
All the good shitposters left
>>5355215
they were here literally yesterday. Go read the archive if you want to experience the cancer, and stop trying to fuck up this thread.
>>5355211
reminder to not trust retouched + carefully posed professionally taken photos of celebrities
>>5355210
how many selfies do you take a day?
3-4 here
>>5355195
Maybe if I liked the idea of getting topped. But I don't. I've never seen the appeal of getting a dick/dildo in your ass.
>>5355245
its fun
its like cuddling but at the end you have a prostrate orgams and cum 3 times in 10 minutes and walk around with weak legs for the next two days
plus its good because when you start to lose control and spasm a little the top keeps going for you
>>5355245
You just need the right guy to treat that bussy like it needs :*
>>5355252
so do you, senpai
you lil qt bottomslut you
>>5355240
Zero.
>>5355240
I take zero normally, but then every so often I go nuts with the progress pics and take like 30 in one day.
>>5355257
Is that man you, anon-chan?
Post baratiddies
i was checking out this femme twink in a grocery store. he had big full lips and looked like jordan gavaris from orphan black and i think i stared at him more than it's expected
i feel like such a creep ughh
>>5355267
hey senpai i found this comic youd like
>>5355265
I'm the same way.
>>5355270
Not to sound like /r9k/ but it's only creepy if you're ugly. Otherwise you can rest assue he was dressed like that to attract attention.
I check out twinks like that all the time. God, those cute femme boybutts. Maximum hnngh
>>5355278
>implying i didn't already show him and we gushed over the qt bottomslut pants
>>5355286
Looking at people is only creepy if you quickly look away when you get caught staring. If you smile and nod your head and say hi when "you get caught" and hold eye contact, that's normal behavior. that's what r9k will never understand.
>>5355224
>>5355286
>God, those cute femme boybutts.
Fuck I have one of those kids in class.
Smug little fucker but I'd fuck him rough.
Just noticed I haven't managed to check out that ass much.
>>5355240
I only take one when I feel super cute and see an attention whoring opportunity in gg
Unfortunately I've been busy and tired as fuck lately because of school so I haven't looked cute in a while
>>5355336
>tired as fuck
Post tired butt.
>>5355270
>tfw was just at grocery store and weird guy was staring at me
pls no rape
>>5355340
Are you butt-obsessed out of a butt-inferiority complex?
>>5355278
Priapus is so gud
>>5355293
but my smile is shit and ugly. how could I ever smile, senapi
and i don't want to nod either because i have mass murderer's eyes which would only make me non-verbally say "you are dead"
>>5355424
If he can get the world to love him, you can break the ice with one qt butt boy.
https://vine.co/v/OQbuQ9rX7FZ
"Look at the body. Look at the bubble butt."
Sports announcers are like the gayest people on TV.
>>5355495
but did you look at the bubble butt?
look at it
>>5355495
dayum dat ass
>>5355495
look at it
>>5355512
why does he look like he's composed of plastic parts?
>>5355515
shut up and look at the body
>>5355495
I think they meant it as "Ew, look at his flabby cellulitey body, look at his ass jiggling like a woman's".
>>5355541
>>5355519
still looks like a skinny michelin man
r8 this progress
>>5355568
meh 9/11
>>5355568
lol
>>5355593
hee hee
i like it, dont worry
>>5355218
>fuck up the thread
lmao kill yourself kid.
>>5355568
Can I suck your weewee anon?
>>5355632
What do you want me to call it? :3
>>5355640
Call it what it is. A big fat cock.
>>5355669
PICS
>>5355670
>>5355669
hey bb xoxo
how are you doing?
>>5355685
YOu fucking tease please :c
>>5355690
Right now? Fapping.
Wanna help? ;)
>>5355695
http://i.imgur.com/ndw2lZ0.jpg
>>5355704
yes!
>>5355717
oh fugg yes.
It's so huge.
Mine's only 4 inches.
Will you rub it on mine and tease me for being so tiny? :3
>>5355730
back off i got first dibs
>>5355734
No you didn't cunt
>>5355742
we can share him?
taking every ounce of self control not to reply to my ex's messages enthusiastically like normal.
Boys r dum. I'm goin str8.
Bye bye gg
>>5355751
Fine, you suck his cock, I'll lick his ass.
We'll take turns.
>>5355752
I know it's hard, I've been sperging out on mine really bad.
He understands I'm upset so he's being patient but I'm getting it under control.
It also helps I have someone else giving me attention now. lel
>>5355759
>How does it feel to know I'm bigger soft then you are hard?
It makes my tiny peen rock hard oh God please :^(
>>5355759
Got any requests?
>>5355761
Mine has cheated on his boyfriend with me before, flirts with me all the time but will never ever say he wants to get back with me, no matter how much he insinuates it and he know how I feel about him.
I'm basically fucking myself over by letting him play me like this. So I'm taking charge and stopping even though I still love him a lot and it's shitty for me.
Fuk bois. I guess I need to find another one to give me attention and distract me
>>5355774
A picture of you, fully clothed, reading a bible.
>>5355775
Awww :c
I found someone on 4chan to be kind of a dom sub thing with me.
Not my boyfriend but I'm having fun with it.
>>5355779
this
>>5355759
jawdropping
>>5355774
UGH YOU GUYS
I can only take so much lewd :^(
Daddy told me I can't cum right now but it's all making me so horny. ;_;
>>5355783
I want the real deal bro.
I liked going out clubbing with my ex then drunkenly fucking after, then cuddling till the morning then fucking again.
Tbh I can do that with any basic gay though
>>5355774
No more shadowy shots anon. That light fluffy dusting of hair is absolutely glorious - show it off!
>>5355779
here, i still have my bulletproof bible from the Air Force
>>5355796
whoops, sorry
i got distracted :p
>>5355796
>I wanna slide my fat meat down you throat.
please yes!!!
>Fuck. Is your baby dick even big enough to deepthroat?
No, it's pathetically tiny. :c
https://www.dropbox.com/s/mpvmrf63bw4imc6/IMG_2019small.jpg?dl=0
>>5355795
Be sure to tell your daddy about all the lewd stuff you're looking at so he can get a thrill of you being so desperate for release ;)
this thread is more pathetic than usual.
what is so great about sucking cock?
Reading craigslist/grindr/growler listings...why is everyone so addicted to sucking random guys dicks?
>>5355837
Cute shirt
Your tiddies is stretching it out though
>>5355796
here you go
isnt technology wonderful?
http://i.imgur.com/XMJNSMz.gifv?forcedesktop=1
>>5355881
>title is "for senpai"
B)
>>5355875
>What does it look like hard?
It is hard. :c
>>5355895
ssh its fun
no judging
>>5355891
are you asian? or just fat?
>>5355899
Neither?
>>5355861
Quite. In fact the last time /lgbt/ put on a show this embarrassing it was in the 4chan PES competition.
>>5355897
cybering should be done in private, like good godfearing christians do
>>5355915
>says the cam whore
>>5355876
Are you asking about sucking rando dicks or just dicks in general?
Rando dicks isn't for everyone, but I will admit that I partake sometimes.
Sucking cock in general is just amazing though.
Also I find that craigslist listings, at least in my area, are more bottom focused. The bottoms post and the tops respond. So that may be why you see more people that want to suck vs. those that want to be sucked. Not sure why THAT is though.
>>5355915
this pretty much
>>5355923
>>5355848
I will. c:
man i forgot about how cool this bible is. Look how thin the pages are and how well protected it is even after like 2 years of use!
my boner is completely gone now, but this is cool as hell
>>5355944
Yes, bibles have very thin pages.
>>5355944
Do a paper cut on your bell end
>>5355938
I don't even have a reason to pay you yet.
Get to work sweetie.
>>5355944
Are you maki?
>>5355948
But this entire version is A5, in a thick metal case and is almost thinner than my thumb. its crazy!
>>5355958
no
>>5355950
not the anon you replied to but getting a paper cut on my bell end would probably give me a stiffy...
>>5355962
That's the power of Jesus Christ anon.
In his name, Amen.
>>5355963
You disgust me you foul little man
smart clasp system designed to keep working even if you drop it off the side of a truck half a dozen times
>>5355954
you pay up front, silly goose
i wouldn't take a client from 4chan anyway, not a trustworthy one in the bunch
>>5355915
this
victorian morality image in public
and act like they did in private
>>5355963
You fucking slut.
The good lord above frowns on getting "stiffies".
This is a Christian image board.
>>5355970
If you love your bible so much, why don't you marry it.
>>5355972
>you pay up front
lololololololol
Whores and their games.
>You get undressed first and pay me after
>Runs off with my wallet and clothes
butt hair so long I can twirl it round my finger #hairyboyprobs
>>5355972
Well how are hilarious gays supposed to network, pal? I have dreams of uplifting faggotkind. Won't you join me in that dream?
>>5355983
I want to protect that fuzzy ass...
>>5355981
you shouldn't be getting undressed at all
i hate guys who insist on me watching them too
so gross
>>5355978
because it tells me marriage is between a man and a woman
heathen
>>5355995
Come do it.
I'm the same anon who is having problems with his ex and I need a distraction.
>>5355973
Victorians were purdy cool guise. Edwardians were straight up aceholes.
>>5355996
>Whore
>Thinking it's allowed to have standards
lmao have I got news for you
>>5356005
>implying i'd ever have 3dsex
the "turn cam off button" saves lives
ok guys so i really like being all exhibitionist with buttpics and the like
how do i further explore this vain streak of mine?
