Don't you just hate it when you tell your females friends that you're gay and they start fucken screaming "YOU'RE GAY?" like shut the fuck up. god, it's a secret for a reason hoe.
I feel your pain mayn
Fucking this
>>5351910
I had this happen to me in highschool once.
>tell a few people I think I'm bi
>a couple days later one of my friends comes running up to me and screams "OMG ANON WHY DID YOU TELL ME YOU WERE GAY OMG I LOVE GAYS!!!!"
>mfw
You know what makes it even more annoying?
>people hearing them
>OMG HE'S GAYYYYY
If it's a secret, why are you telling people?
>>5351910
That's on you for not being a better judge of character.
When in doubt, don't tell women you're gay. Nothing good ever comes from doing so.
I just don't tell them and fuck them. Wait does that make me bi?
>>5351943
Avoid fag hags like the plague.
>>5352267
No you got it all wrong you want to keep a fag hag or two at your side at all times just in case some angry homophobe straight guy wants to beat or kill you. Your fag hag will attack as lure and he'll be to interested in her to give a fuck about you and will probably act cool around you to impress her to show he's totally cool with gays.
>tell coworkers you're gay
>suddenly they all want to take me out and buy me drinks
Not so bad
