gay death edition
Lucio Fulci 1st for
2nd for Italy
>>5339195
hungarian anon r u here ;_:
Gay immortality get
5th für Deutschland
>>5339200
no I'm not hungry
thanks for asking though boy
>>5339195
these italian boys walks up to you in a club and slap your butt, what do you do?
>>5339206
im not a boy im a man
>>5339206
Not even cock hungry?
>>5339200
Oh ... yeah sorry to have made you false hope. I just took his picture from /soc/. Sorry, I just wanted to know what kind of rating you gays are going to give him.
>>5339214
easy there big boy
>>5339209
Tell them there princes is in another castle
>>5339209
tell them i'm not interested and suggest maybe they go fuck themselves
>>5339218
oh ok ;_:
>>5339209
bend over purely on reaction
>>5339209
Wonder why I'm even in a club
Like seriously wtf am I doing there?
>>5339218
>lying on the internet
That is you.
>>5339218
why are you doing this to yourself kiddo
>>5339218
these eyes weird me out familia
>>5339215
That's everyone here
>>5339209
Take them to my manager cuz i'm busy
>>5339209
>italian
throw up in disgust for having been touch by a couple of niggers.
>>5339214
Post "man" pussy. lol
>>5339203
>Totes bby,
Not freaked out by "the corkscrew of love"? lol
>>5339240
look, you are not very attractive. life sucks. stop embarrassing yourself like this though.
>>5339242
Haven't seen it
Post Dick pics
>>5339223
ayy
>>5339246
pic related is actually me
>you are not very attractive
You know what? I like that you think like that. This increases my chances to get with someone who looks like him, because he is really my type.
>>5339247
No bully?
>>5339240
you don't tell me what to do boy
>>5339258
Please come to england and let me cuddle up to your chest
i might let you touch my butt also
gonna crosspost this question
>>5339216
i hope that californian boys are nice and cute :3
>>5339258
So.... a towel can conceal it ehh? That's all I'm getting
>>5339258
l-lewd tbhfamilia
now post it uncensored you big pussy
>>5339264
Californian boys are bitchy or mexican or both.
>>5339266
You jest but its actually the same size as your cock t b h
>>5339270
i dont care about bitches, because im not a sensitive, ugly autist
can you guys post (Grindr) hookup stories and pics? im bored
>>5339209
Probably let out an "Ah!", throw my hands up, and tuck my butt in.
>>5339264
i was in sf a few weeks ago and saw tons of gays but i didn't really see any supertwinks
most just seemed like average guys
>>5339280
Post glutes
how much do you squat?
>>5339278
>Meh/meh
that is so weird ... but hey, if you dont want him, I gladly take him.
He will probably be more thankful that someone is dating him outside his league.
>>5339280
MEDIOCRE
>>5339286
thanks old pal
you're the only guy on here who is normal to talk to (my experience from posting here inconstantly)
>>5339258
hot
>>5339280
I hate that you're better than me in every way.
>>5339290
thanks
if you're looking for like helix tier metatwinks, try san diego
that's where they shoot all the twink porn, after all
>>5339209
Make shitty Italian jokes whilst getting undressed
>>5339293
>that's where they shoot all the twink porn, after all
degenerate alarm!
>>5339293
not sure if im going that far south but thanks :)
>>5339292
Try to channel that envy into positive improvement.
Start lifting or swimming or whatever, sculpt a nice body, work hard in class and get a great job, try to be nice and get lots of friends - be the best you can be.
Impotent selfhatred will only harm you, you have to DO something with it.
>>5339258
I've seen this before still hot though
>>5339295
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it.
>>5339306
I know im already super positive and powerful but im shorter with a small penis and I literally cannot compete on the one thing that matters in the world and that's sex. Like I can't win and im a joke because of it even though in strong as fuck and look cool because of other things. I can get sex I get it all the time but it's never going to be as enjoyable as that guys sex even if we fucked the exact same people. I can learn techniques and skills but im still inferior objectively.
>>5339280
Pretty nice it's a tragedy that you're cut tho
>>5339311
>Y-you too
ty :3
>>5339280
>>5339311
that mutilation really ruins it big time
>>5339258
*slaps butt*
>>5339330
don't touch his butt, he's very scared of someone touching his butt.
>>5339332
It could be better with some extra skin to play with
>>5339331
that's even better
>>5339323
l o l
You havent had sex yet, have you?
>>5339331
>he's very scared of someone touching his butt.
Signs of a pig bottom with internalized bottomphobia desu
>>5339332
but you are just a straight guy fetishizing big dicks
>>5339323
>shorter with a small penis
Lots of guys like manlets with cute weiners
>>5339341
No I've had sex with over fifty people male and female. Anything to make me seem like im number 1.
can you get aids from hugs?
>>5339342
this
>>5339342
I know, he should be tied up and passed around.
>>5339361
I'll go after you irish, I want to use your sloppy seconds as lube.
who /axis/ here
>>5339361
>slutshaming
bigot
Holy shit, guys.
I always thought I was attractive, but I just realized that what I see in the mirror everyday, is just the mirror image of what people see. I actually look different.
fml, I look kinda retarded now
>>5339379
take picture then flip it back
>>5339379
I look great in a mirror actually. It's only when I take a photo I begin to look heinous
>>5339387
>>5339387
same
i'll feel so confident and attractive when i look in the mirror
and then i see myself in a picture and my self esteem is shot in the face
>>5339387
>>5339399
>>5339402
Fem4fem here
Who else?
>>5339402
I look great in photos since my friends are ugly, it's great like zero competition
>>5339409
Here!
>>5339409
biggest fem4fem poster here t b h
>>5339409
ayylmao4ayylmao here
>>5339414
Youre a tranny tho
>>5339387
I think I look cute until I take a picture, I think a witch cursed me
>>5339419
gross no
naturally androgynous thx
I love my dick
>>5339422
You're Dorian Gray
>>5339418
tfw no ayy lmao bf
>>5339414
do u wanna b my bf
>>5339433
no thank you
>>5339434
why not ;_:
>>5339434
you are so harsh
>>5339428
iktf
I look best in my bathroom mirror. Just there. Anything else sucks. But pictures really are most atrocious.
Then again I try to avoid that shit as much as I can so yeah.
>tfw no fem bf
>>5339418
fem4ayylmao here tbqh
>>5339448
Thank fuck
Some times its good not to have a bf
>>5339445
do you practice your mimesis?
>>5339454
but irish, I'm also attracted to guys like you
>>5339458
I don't really practise anything.
I kinda have this phobia of visual recording devices.
>>5339461
And who would you be?
>>5339472
that's where your problem lies.
marlene dietrich would spend hours taking photos of herself, finding her most alluring facial expressions.
her most prominent facial feature, she often augmented by drawing a silver line down the bridge to make it more pointed.
consider your body a medium, flirt with yourself in the mirror, find out how to communicate with your eyes, with your mouth.
don't be a beta quitter. every instance can be a pivotal point for change.
>>5339478
I dont want to look at my ugly mug that much desu
>>5339492
then either live in the mentally hell you create for yourself, or look at your ugly so much that you no longer care. the choice is yours.
>>5339478
That's really demanding one of the most mentally difficult things for me to do.
But yeah that might actually do the trick.
I'd have to work a lot on my self image and body though.
>>5339496
take the black pill my freind
>>5339478
>>5339501
i'm glad he has found some purpose in his life, being a living meme and all
>>5339500
Look at it like an art project. I know dissociation might be frowned upon by professionals, but it's a good place to start. The more you can look at your body as something like, say a mannequin, the better. Then slowly start liking that mannequin, because you are stuck with for as long as you live. So straighten your back, shoulders spread out, head raised high.
Start looking at other people, you'll notice their little quirks as well. Try looking them in the eyes for as long as you can, if they hold your eye contact, smile and nod at them, never look away first. When I started practicing this I had a very bodily reaction, my body shook from shame. I had pent up so much low self-esteem from my teenage acne years I thought people would be disgusted by me looking them in the eyes, and I kept that for years. It's not a good prospect.
>>5339501
wise words for the departing
>>5339524
i can't stop thinking ugly thoughts desu
Im sick of being a small penis top.
I literally just break down in anger when the thought gets in my head.
>>5339526
no, your problem is you can't giving in to the ugly thoughts. no one ever taught you to see an opportunity in every situation. ugly thoughts are just your incentive to do and believe the opposite.
>>5339529
Be a bottom then
Case closed
>>5339529
time to become a bottom, cutie
>>5339529
Then compensate with aggression, vigor and technique.
>>5339529
Embrace your cute little weiner and become a powerbottom
>not being fem4masc
>>5339547
I pretend to be a man and completely secure but on the inside im just a pathetic man who has to hold back his self hatred. I deserve a bigger dick.
>>5339544
just become vers
reminder that looks and dick size dont matter and you will never be truly happy untill you take the black pill like our lord Eggman who transcended humanity and has become a living meme
>>5339529
small penis tops are cute, familia
>>5339559
watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0
>>5339559
It would fix me from breaking down in anger and punching shit and lifting three times harder. I have a huge inferiority complex and focus on every detail and lie just to get ahead. Im tired of being inferior.
>>5339567
post pics
>>5339572
this
show yourself big boy
>>5339578
why not? i thought i was fem enough
>tfw average looking from the front
>ugly man from the side
My profile is so hideous. ;_;
>>5339583
i meant pics of yourself you fucking goof not your dick
>>5339583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xwTywB_3UU
>>5339529
Believe or not anon some people don't like the feeling of getting they're guts churned and prefer smaller dicks, like me
>>5339584
>tfw only attractive in profile because lopsided quasimodo
So I was out shopping with my mom and I'm pretty sure a guy hit on me.
Like out of nowhere he said hello and tried to make small talk. My mom was like 3 meters away.
It's the first time a guy tries to talk with me out of nowhere like that. Only a girl had tired that once before.
Why did this have to happen when I was out with my mom?! It was awkward as fuck and I showed him all my spergs.
>>5339590
I guess that's even worse. Sorry anon.
>>5339578
is the pic related your type bb?
>>5339583
>he doesn't realize i have a thing for small cocks
at least i tried tbhon
I'm feeling so lonely right now, I feel like just laying down on the ground and dying :c
How do I fix social retardation? I'm 21 and transitioning out of being a NEET for two and a half years. I got a part time job, but when I'm not working I'm just sitting around staring at the internet. How do I meet new people? pls send help
>>5339613
http://www.meetup.com
>>5339583
Hahah teenie weenie! Teenie weenie!
>>5339613
go out to a bar or cafe
greet the people you meet
ask your co-workers what they are doing
>>5339601
I can get laid easily it isn't an issue.
I don't need your support especially since you're a fucking liar like awwww i like small dicks :) than six months into your pity relationship you cheat on me for someone else and to get him hard you laugh at my pathetic cock behind my back. You laugh at it to your friend make fun of my attempts to pleasure and laugh at me to me because someone with a small penis deserves absolutely no respect as a human being. They are less of a human being and even if you lie and say you like it you're picking the biggest you can get always and laughing at the smaller.
>>5339617
what
how is that a jew joke
>only person on team with mic
>start off talking b/c i wanna do teamwork
>nobody listens to anything i say and everyone ignores me
>trail off halfway through the match and dont speak entirely for the next few rounds.
>>5339630
because you are jewish and my name is hitler........
did killing all of those palestinian children break you psychologically?
>>5339622
this sounds really hyperspecific everything alright bud?
>>5339613
ask some of your co-workers what they're doing after hours
suggest shit, even if it's just to go to the pub (though i suppose this doesn't work as well if it's not a very blue collar job)
join a club or some kind of athletic thing
gyms are nice but you can fly solo in them a lot
try a tennis club or rec league basketball/soccer something or martial arts if there's a non-mcdojo place near you without a lot of dudebros
>>5339639
oh
i havent killed anyone yet i only get my rifle in a month
>>5339635
u csgo player?
i turned off all mic traffic so i have no idea what people are saying
i did it for deathmatches mostly but i'm too lazy to turn it back on
>>5339622
lmao your insecure rambling is both refreshing and cute
and by the way i would cheat on your not because of your dick but because you would never be able to let it go and always obsess whether i am happy with your body or just staying with you for a laugh. that's the attitude i find quite off-putting
>>5339642
Is this a stand or a persona?
>>5339555
Christ on a cracker, what happened?
>>5339658
oh okay
have fun
>>5339581
Post fem body
>>5339658
sorry mate my ass belongs to the state
>>5339653
neither just random art
i got it from creatureatfault
>>5339660
guy stopped trying because it was easier to be a meme and pander to r9k than try any real self improvement
>>5339622
Lol develop a kek and penis humiliation fetish, also post pics I wanna see if you're really a qt
>>5339672
I ment "kek"
>>5339184
This is really off topic, but it's bugging me.
Any Italian anons here? Because I have some rudimentary knowledge, and that's not the way I usually the verb uscire conjugated.
Is this a different dialect of Italian, or am I just stupid?
>>5339668
>ass belongs to the state
Filthy commie
>>5339672
I already have that fetish since I am a useless man. Any man with a three inch cock isn't a man but just should be used as guinea pigs for scientific experiments.
>meet a cute guy who I actually really enjoy talking to
>conversation ends
>left hating my life because all the good ones are straight
will it ever get better
>>5339711
I swear if straight guys were into me I'd be married already.
>get along great
>lots of things in common
>similar life goals
>would have lots of horny sex (at least from my part)
GUESS THE ANON
EASY MODE
>>5339720
booger I guess?
>>5339723
obviously hitler
>>5339720
niqaragua
>>5339724
hitler has way longer hair
>>5339720
hitler
>>5339718
>sure I can be a size queen at times
So I literally was right about what I said that you would cheat on me even with a great personality. Why are you even here youre a girl and its 4chan you can swear.
>>5339721
Why not both? I like being humiliated since im a useless man. I can't even watch porn without just getting sad that ill never even have an average dick.
TRICK QUESTION MODE
>>5339732
sadfrog
>>5339732
You desu
>>5339738
idk im bored so im making trips in a chinese dressup game
im trying to make booger
>>5339742
make sure to capture his anxious, sad, depressed behavior with an expression of:
>tfw no bf
>>5339728
Fuck that"s hot.
>tfw when no small dicked "top" bf to hold down and humiliate as I show him how a real man fucks.
>>5339742
link?
>>5339748
http://www.rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=421
>>5339746
I hate that whenever I bitch about having a small cock I still get tons of people sexually into me. I wish everyone would just call me an ugly piece of shit.
>>5339746
>tfw no big dicked bottom bf to ride my cock and talk about how he can barely feel me and how much bigger he is
where 2 find
eh?
>>5339753
You're an ugly piece of shit, Anon
>>5339753
You're a worthless piece of shit.
Sudoku immediately.
>>5339753
GENETICALLY
>>5339753
Look around tumblr. I know there's a few small dick humiliation blogs.
>>5339766
INFERIOR
>>5339770
MALE
>>5339773
I wont do shit for you, worthless whore.
Why would I waste my time on a genetic untermench like your? All youre good for is a cheap piece of ass.
>>5339773
Post cute lil weiner
>>5339258
I'd bully your boyhole
>>5339785
Ann pls
>>5339782
Call me more daddy...
Why am I so useless?
I always try so hard to make things up but I never can...
>>5339402
Same. Every. Damn. Time.
I tried making my crush that will never love me
;_:
>>5339529
Define 'small'
>>5339807
5" or less is small
>>5339805
just like in my homoerotic-but-totally-straight-because-he's-wearing-a-skirt-so-it's-okay-senpai gook cartoons
>>5339811
i'm 5.5" am i good
>>5339645
Game's way better without coms desu.
>>5339822
Start complaining when youre 3.5 4inches on a good day.
>>5339822
SORRY I DONT DATE MIDGETS
>>5339822
A good bottom maybe
>>5339721
>Did you make a pass?
No, and that's what's keeping me from being absolutely devastated. There's an inkling of an hope.
>>5339789
>Implying I want anything near my "boy hole"
>>5339711
This happened to me a few months ago.
>10/10 chats me up on the streetcar
>talking sports the while ride to work
>he walked me to work (it was on his way sorta)
>try to give him my number
>'sorry bro I've got a girlfriend, and I'm not gay'
He was so cuuute
>>5339832
>will never know what it feels like to cum just by having your bussy pounded, no hands involved.
sad desu.
>>5339838
at least he was nice about it
>>5339832
Pls we all know you're a pig bottom
Post thick fuzzy ass
At what size can you start complaining about dick size?
>>5339845
if you whip it out and the other guy laughs
>>5339773
Literally the only thing you're good for is getting fucked. May as well just cage that poor excuse for a cock up, bend over and get ready, slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGQJOp9yT1k
>>5339811
I like 5 though, as long as theres a bit of girth.
k ima go to sleep
cya later goys
>>5339845
<5 inches or >7 inches
>>5339773
so i don't know whatever weird relationship with your mom you had but it sounds to me you're into topping power bottoms who will insult you about your dick size in the process hmu
>>5339865
shalom
>>5339789
Ooh, and you even asked nicely. Guess I'll go easy on you.
>>5339811
I always saw 5" as being average and 4" as "small." 4.5" ...I'm not sure, maybe smallish?
>>5339865
sleep well sadfrog
tomorrow is a new day
