Have you ever been in a sex shop? What did you buy there?
>>5337613
Just browsed around with some friends and made fun of shit. I honestly do not remember why we where there. I think my GF at the time wanted something but I cannot remember. The people that work there were cool.
Yeah I bought a giant penis dildo which I ended up burying beside the sidewalk with the dick sticking out of the ground after I was done bugging people with it at some random party while drunk lol
I usually just order sex toys online though since it's a 1/4 the cost usually. My little drunken dido joke costed like $30 in-store for what would be a $2-$3 dildo off amazon for example.
>>5337613
Ive been to a couple. Mostly just to pick up a lube I like that drugstores don't carry. Bought a dildo and the greatest plug ever a few months back, my ex picked out the plug. That was a fun night.
>>5337613
Been there a couple times
I bought lube, some vibrators and some lingerie
Not in one visit though
>>5337613
there's three within a few miles from my house that I wanted to go into but never have.
Then I went to Provincetown and found one there. Don't know anyone in P-town so went in and bought a nice sized dildo with suction cup bottom. I love that thing.
>>5337613
Some friends and I went in for a joke once.
I went straight to the casheer and was like "I'd like to buy one of your finest sexes please". She was like "har har" and rolled her eyes.
>>5337613
I bought a collar, it's super qt. Then I've helped my owner find fun whips and flogs to use on me.
I literally went along earlier this evening and bought myself an anal douche, some lube and a prostate vibrator. I'm waiting for my parents to go to bed so I can use it...! -_____-
>>5337613
sex shop:
vibrators
A glass double sided dildo (highly recommend)
strapon harness
numerous strapon dildoes
lube
Leather fair:
deluxe cuffs
leather gags
nubuck flogger
wartenberg wheels
Leather flea market:
huge six foot singletail whip
spike roller
plastic claws
metal claws
more floggers
finger floggers
heavy buffalo floggers
funnel gag
plastic canes
wood canes
4 foot double wrapped dragontail
ring gag
mindfold (blindfold you can open your eyes in and it's still all dark)
paddle
firehose paddle
dildo gag
>>5340330
>Glass dildo
Good god I'd be so worried of it shredding me up.
>>5340356
most of them are shatter proof tbqhon
>>5340356
just don't drop it or bump it against things, if you're really worried check up on it from time to time.
I did chip one slightly and it caused a girl I used it on to bleed once, but she didn't even care because it felt so good
this is the one I got btw. Every woman I've used it on has loved it unconditionally.
>>5340330
Be my sadist pls.
>>5340395
Are you near Maryland?
>>5340356
They're usually pyrex glass so it's quite sturdy.
I've dropped mine on my bathroom floor and although it broke the tile the dildo itself was unharmed.
A magazine with your mom on the cover.
>>5340537
No, but I am not opposed to the idea of meeting new QTs to chat with online and take it from there.
Also lol sorry I passed out.
>>5341537
beg for it.
Then prepare to be disappointed, because I am a bi male.
>>5342180
W-why would a bi male have a double sided dildo?
A pair of handcuffs. A friend of mine said she was coming to visit and said I could do whatever I wanted in the bedroom. I didn't have money or time for anything better or more imaginative unfortunately, but it was still fantastic. Haven't used them since though, which is bullshit: they've just been hidden in my room for almost a year now.
>>5342186
Because it's awesome for getting off women, and some men too. The curve is just right and it holds heat nicely.
>>5342206
But then uh, why strapons? Also I am that maso anon.
>>5342209
to be used on me. I'm a switch.
>>5342215
O-oh. I'm pure submissive, but playful I guess.
>>5342222
I could always tie you down and ride you, forcing you to watch while I drink in the pleasure I'm denying you
>>5342250
But I'm not a guy.
>>5342263
I'll think about it. keep an eye on thread.
>>5342274
I heavily prefer girls eitherway. Plus I doubt you'd like a degenerate tranny even though I'm not the kind that gets off to being one.
>>5342295
It's more that I don't like internet chat rp. Touch is important to me.
have a nice day.
>>5342310
Oh, I don't like online roleplay eitherway, I just wanted more friends who are heavily into this stuff so we'd have something fun to talk about, plus I wanna learn more.
God you're all such stereotypical men.
>>5342372
says the adonis bodied man
>>5337613
An onahole that tore lengthwise after three uses.
