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>>5332054
Me on the right.
>>5332009
I got ID checked for a 12 rated film a few weeks back
...
So how was/is your day?
>>5332063
I feel dizzy.
>>5332063
I played vidya for 9 hours, got drunk and shitposted on gg.
V productive, would recommend.
>>5332063
First day in a month I don't have to wear my sling so pretty good. Now I can shitpost twice as fast.
>>5332009
Rarely. Feel pretty flattered when it happens. A casino gave me some genuine shit over it once, though, to the point where it actually got mildly irritating.
>>5332009
People usually think I'm a couple years older than I actually am. Which is funny since I'm the youngest guy in my circle of friends.
>>5332054
>Fully illustrated
oh baby
>>5332097
I don't gamble. I was with a friend who was (probably purposefully) allowing me to tag along and offer increasing amounts of pessimism the more he put into a machine. He ended up doing pretty well.
>>5332097
You must have at least 1 friend.
>>5332110
To ride.
>>5332114
That's so sad ;_; I'll be your friend booger <3
>>5332116
That's a fuck buddy silly.
>>5332118
ah well i guess i have a lot of online friends... but i don't really count them... because they aren't here for me on like a real level... and i'm not there for them in that same way.
>>5332123
>and i'm not there for them in that same way
Monster.
>>5332123
Yeah real life friends you can connect with are important. I hope you find someone soon.
>mfw there's LITERALLY almost no good porn of elves
>mfw I searched on just every site including but not limited to furaffinity, rule34, ygallery, hentaifoundry, tumblr and e621
There's something terrible wrong with this world F.A.M.
I think I "dissociated" this morning desu
btw I take lexapro and Ritalin
>walk downstairs
>see arm rest of couch
>get hit with strange feeling
>think about my family, my life
>is it even real
>see life flash before my eyes
>find myself in a different room, sitting on the stairs
>no clue how I got there
>no memory of what happened before
>repeatedly ask myself how the fuck I got here
>feel like I'm in a dream
>drive to school
>roads look unfamiliar even though I've been down them hundreds of times
I think I'm going insane
>>5332129
Search for "incase troll toll"
doesnt get better than that
as of 5 days ago, i have completely quit videogames, instead spending my free time on socialising and academic projects like pic related.
its going really well!
>>5332148
do you live innawoods
>>5332150
no?
why would i
>>5332149
man i love incase
he (she?) draws the BEST dicks
>>5332153
no reason
>>5332148
How's that tin foil hat fit?
>>5332155
he and yeah he does! and the best cum.
>>5332144
Futa's terrible. I get some people are weirdos and have a fetish for trans women, but why do some people need a vagina as well? It looks so weird. I mean, they aren't my jam, but I know some people really dig them, but can you imagine trying to fuck around the ballsack to get to the vagina? And imagine how sweaty a vagina would get with a ballbag sat on top of it all day. It's disgusting and wrong and there's far too much of it on /d/.
>>5332159
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I'm a historian.
I'm doing this project to hone my source analysis skills and also to learn more about the cold war/current events. There are no wild assumptions made in my project so far, and there never will be.
That was an egregious and uncalled for accusation.
>>5332167
the worst is when the put the vagina ON the ballsack
just... wtf were they thinking
>>5332167
oh when i say futa i mean trap. i don't think incase draws a vagina like that in his art.
i agree with you though. that vag near the balls thing is awful.
i like self inserting as the feminine guys she draws though... ;~; i am a pervert.
>>5332173
he*. i didnt get any sleep. this internet addiction is killing me.
>>5332155
I've never been able to get drawn porn, it just makes me laugh.
>>5332178
kinkshaming is beneath gaygen. you are among friends here. ;~;
i think it's normal. the guys he draws are usually shown to be desired by the other characters in his art. it feels good to be desired.
you're fine m8.
>>5332056
I'll take the middle ;^)
>>5332186
Remove penis.
>>5332178
I never self-insert in porn either.
>>5332063
Just getting to work. I Plan on shitposting as much as I can today. It is shaping up to be an awesome day.
>>5332079
This is why I have a beard. I'm 30 and look close to 15 with out it.
>>5332193
Ganbatte, Anon. I wish you all the best in your endeavors!
>>5332200
Who is the semen demon on the right?
>>5332200
hey fatposter
what are your facial aesthetics like
>>5332209
dyel
>>5332212
No.
>>5332213
>average face
>below average body
whats the endgame here?
>>5332217
I'm low maintenance and very loving.
>>5332222
plus you have nice quads
>>5332224
Not really. I just have a small waist, so my quads and butt look bigger by comparison.
Sometimes I think my body looks like a slightly used tube of toothpaste.
>>5332227
he meant your numbers in the last post.
>2222
>>5332209
>whats the endgame here?
TFW 5'9" I will never be tall enough to suite my fashion.
>>5332227
:^)
>>5332241
I would be happy if I was a solid 6' but it will never happen.
>>5332246
I don't care that much. It only bothers me when I meet a girl who's the same height or above.
6'2 is the golden zone, I guess.
>>5332241
Mean desu. What have you got against us brits?
>>5332254
5652.
>>5332254
They're the meanest posters. Plus, I'm convinced they're all the same person.
>>5332254
You're cool if you support Chelsea.
my girl friend's boyfriend is super jealous of me and doesn't like her seeing or talking to me lmao
if he only knew i actually fap to him
>>5332305
Describes pretty much all my friends' boyfriends during high school tbqh.
>>5332305
Ha. Been there.
>>5332334
are you gonna suck his dick
>>5332305
I'm in the same situation except my friend is a guy. He's obviously not into men but her girlfriend still doesn't like it when he hangs out with me.
>>5332334
I might be going full retard. But why don't you just ell him you're gay?
If she's one of your best friends, why doesn't she know?
>>5332265
I am actually all of the britposters but dont tell anyone
>>5332353
So what am I real then?
I think I'm having an existential crisis.
>>5332356
Obviously you're a pigment of his infatuation.
>>5332356
you're me duh
Literally the only person in Britain is me. If you're from britain you're a 19 year old twink with too much time on his hands
>>5332367
does this mean you'll take care of my responsibilities so i can continue being a pathetic manchild
>>5332372
Pfft hell no, that's what I plan on doing.
>>5332348
>you just can't handle our banter
I don't think Britposters really give me any bantz, I tend to ignore the more notable ones.
It's just that a lot of them seem to be perpetually cranky, not in a playful way. Just kinda stroppy, annoying and a little scary.
Except for WA, she's a real beauty.
>>5332365
Bendy dick.
>>5332136
>>5332144
>>5332147
>>5332149
>as soon as someone mentions elves people automatically call them faggots
>ironically there's barely any gay elf porn but there's a fuckload of orc porn
WHAT the fuck is wrong with the world family?
>>5332381
>It's just that a lot of them seem to be perpetually cranky, not in a playful way. Just kinda stroppy, annoying and a little scary.
Well yeah we're British that's like our thing. You'll never find anyone who can complain about anything as much as an Englishman.
>>5332381
>Bendy dick.
Jelly?
>>5332371
>if he's not into guys does that mean she thinks you might rape him?
Nah, it's just an irrational fear on her part (she's admitted this).
hello frend pls respond
>>5332402
i love you
>>5332407
ily2
>>5332389
I'm not even talking about you though. I'm more specifically talking about the unholy trinity of Britposters.
I don't want to mention them (him?), lest I evoke the wrath.
>>5332392
Not really. It's kinda cute, I guess.
In a purely ornamental way.
Looks painful sometimes though, like you had an erection and fell over.
>>5332402
Post newds
>>5332409
Trust me I can moan for England you've just never seen it because I used to be anonymous.
>Like you had an erection and fell over
top kek
>>5332417
>Dat dorsum
Hnnng
>>5332427
may he rest in pieace ;_:
>>5332430
i cant believe...
its a defenseless little bird for gods sake
you sick motherfucker
>>5332433
>Dorsum
>Bird
:^)
>>5332305
Can't say I know the feel
All my friends are uggos :'(
>>5332433
I didnt kill it, it was my douchebag cats
I found it one day under my bed half dead after my cats tried to kill it, i took care of it for 3 days untill it seemed to get better. I wanted to give it to a freind but the fucking bird was too clever and it found a way out of its cage that wasnt meant for birds and it got really fucked up by my cats but it didnt die. It was seriously suffering so i drowned it with my bare hands because i couldnt figure out where its neck was.
I seriously cried ;__:
>>5332417
>toilet paper next to computer
>>5332445
wtf
>>5332445
Monster.
>>5332447
>>5332447
When you gotta fap you gotta fap.
>>5332447
>not having toilet paper by the computer
>>5332447
never know when you might need a shit in mums bed
wiping it with the sheets made him lose too many goodboy points last time risk isnt worth taking
>>5332460
dnt blly
>>5332466
stop doing shits in your mums bed
>>5332468
lol, I guess that helps with clean up.
>>5332468
well that's very... frugal of you
you dirty slut
>>5332468
I don't have good enough aim.
>>5332409
>unholy trinity of britposters
5652, rugby and freddie?
What other shitbrits are there?
>>5332476
>well that's very... frugal of you
Makes me wonder how much protein I'm losing fapping as much as I do.
>>5332488
>I can fit my glans in my mouth, don't have to aim
@_@
>>5332468
>Wasteful tp usage
Why?
Shit grows on trees man.
>>5332495
but is expensive as fuck.
>>5332468
You dirty slut
I'd rather just use tissue
>>5332499
You jewish?
i cant believe you guys dont eat your semen after you cum
>>5332505
lel. I shoot pretty straight when I cum. Pissing though is a whole nother mater.
>>5332514
i've never swallowed jizz before :')
Am I gay/bi if I'm only attracted to one dude, and I don't really know what it is that makes me feel attracted to him and not any other guy?
He likes me as well, so we've started dating and have slept together a few times already, but I'm kind of worried that I might just stop finding him attractive out of nowhere since I've never found any guys attractive before.
>>5332532
youre such a macho man!! congrats
>>5332532
I'd suck a dick bc am faggot but yeah, cum is nasty. It even makes my skin crawl when my own touches me.
>>5332529
Every once in a while. Shits weirder when you get a piece of lint stuck in "the eye" and it does that. There's definitely a spit second of panic.
>>5332514
I mean I'd swallow somebody elses maybe if i wanted to make them happy but eating your own semen is just weird. It's not like people swallow because they think semen is a delicious snack.
>>5332532
That's how I first tried it. During a school checkup I was told I had scoliosis, they sent me to get some x-rays and the doctor came out and said I had a missing rib as well. After that I heard the urban myth that Marylin Manson removed some of his ribs in order to self suck, so I decided to give it a go.
Cum isn't gross, at least not my own. I make sure I have a diet so it taste as sweet as possible.
>>5332539
>cum is nasty
you're straight.
>>5332542
Pretty much this
I'd have no problem swallowing, but I'm not about to start obsessively eating my own cum
>>5332542
i honestly love the taste of my semen
>>5332542
Mine is.
>>5332544
But what about my insatiable dicklust and cavernous boypussy?
>>5332541
>you're gay
Welp. I guess that's what I get for watching anime.
>mfw they started an impeachment process against our president today
>mfw a south american paramilitary group said they would act in favor of that said president in case she was taken out of power
>mfw our military leaders said they would take a stand against them if they did so
>mfw brazil is a hair away from civil war
>mfw our economy is already fucked beyond redemption and nothing short of a drastic change would save this country
HELP
>>5332541
>never nutted in your mouth
How tame
>>5332556
>mfw nada vai acontecer e minha vida não vai mudar
>>5332540
I'm praying for you. I hope you are cured of your dick rickets one day.
>>5332541
>i had a bf for 3 years and he never nutted in my mouth once
Praying for you also, you clearly don't love yourself. :[
>>5332538
Thanks man.
>>5332562
>Praying for you also, you clearly don't love yourself. :[
not as much as i don't love you :')
>>5332563
It's just slamming your Dick against another guy/ doing what ever pleases both parties
Shots easy yo
>>5332561
>yfw no face
>yfw no future
>yfw no bf
>>5332570
i have obviously had sex before
i'm just a prude and cum is yucky and i don't fuck with yucky
>>5332565
I don't like you.
I love you.
Deep and hard up your tiny asshole.
>>5332568
Whoa. This is..
I need a moment.
Really hurt rn, I've been nothing but nice to you tbqh.
>>5332572
^_^ hahhahaha...
hahahahahah (risos)
>>5332227
>>5332265
>zombii
>feelgood
>babaganoush
>homochromia
>irish
>meanest posters
wat
>>5332575
you called me a sick fetishist and hurt my feefees, fatanon
>tfw not a meme
>my parents will never be proud of me
:(
>>5332590
how did you meet him?
>tfw nobody to bust a nut in my bussy
>>5332594
okcupid
>>5332595
was he cute?
>>5332572
The last thing might even be the worst
>>5332600
i already showed you and you already said you wanted to fugg me
>>5332590
Your a flitting heretic that will burn in holy fire
>>5332600
Persistance is all
I can outlast anyone
>>5332578
Don't laugh at my drunkposting. I'm sobering up now. I have a headache and am all alone in the dark :[
Writer Anon killed himself while talking to me on Skype earlier, I'm kind of frazzled rn.
"Anon," he said. "Anon, don't cry for me. I want you to carry on..be happy....."
>>5332584
That's not important.
I'm quite nice to you, in comparison to how I treat some others here.
>>5332583
I've always said that if I had to choose a porn name, I'd choose the name of some kid I didn't like in school. Just so gay porn would come up whenever he Googled himself :]
Too bad about those prude filters these days tho
>>5332613
have you ever talked to me outside of that interaction?
you've gotta dig yourself outta that hole
>>5332612
>fire cannot burn a dragon
Hellfire can
>>5332620
wh-whatever, its not like i care what you think or anything
>>5332613
That's brilliant. The only kid I hated enough in school as a pretty great porn name. lol
>Scott Breeding
>>5332619
hellfire cannot burn a helldragon
(that's me)
>>5332534
You're gay. Just get used to it now.
>>5332620
if a guy is really passionate about football does that mean he is straight and i should not even bother
>>5332626
But it can freeze you.
>>5332636
It means he's straight and low class.
>>5332636
Not at all. Fixed sexuality roles are SO 2004.
>>5332617
What do you mean by "talked to"?
I've quoted you before, and vice versa.
I can't remember every specific interaction I've had with the resident fags of this general.
I've definitely called you a sick fetishist/dogfucker before.
>>5332625
Whoa, cute.
The guy I had in mind has a pretty generic name, but it could work for some vanilla porn studio.
>>5332642
oh this is embarrassing
i don't remember ever talking to you
>>5332635
>tfw i don't have a dragon dildo
i just want a 14 inch spiked hunk of plastic to shove up my arse :'((((
>>5332637
look i know you can out nerd me with what you're talking about, i was just making a topical funny pham
Would you rather a slim boy with a little ass or a slightly chubby boy with a big, soft, round booty?
>>5332648
both are lovely in their own special ways
>>5332646
>i know you can out nerd me with what you're talking about
No I just have this talent that allows me to pull shit out of my ass and make it sound believable.
It's why a political career is my only future.
>mfw someone wrote their masters thesis on the boardtans
they even have a section on "moe-sexuality" lel
https://smartech.gatech.edu/handle/1853/53595
>>5332613
Writer anon is the worst. I really hope he an heroed. Then he'll start to be likeable.
>>5332646
I'm Anonymous, Puppers. It was probably a while ago.
I don't remember the specific interactions, you don't interest me as much as the others.
Unfortunately, my favorite targets have left the general.
>>5332648
Depends on other factors.
But I'm just going to answer with a yes.
>>5332659
It was sad. Nobody should have to die so alone and pathetic :[
>>5332636
Do you realize how stupid you sound? So gay men can't like sports?
>>5332636
No don't listen to those fags sports is only for straight guys
Look at me i hate like all sports and im a fucking faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHGkYpJUzDU
>>5332668
no.
it's one of the few accurate stereotypes about gay men.
>>5332671
No I have this pretty sharp piece of plastic intended for 1 or under yrs old
>>5332665
Eh... He is such an annoying bitch. His suffering makes me happy.
>>5332671
>sexuality war
Can we wait with that till we have significant numbers, artificial wombs and solved the migration crisis and other more "urgent" matters?
>>5332673
are you
are you implying that you rape babies with a hunk of spiked plastic
cause i am really, really concerned right now
>>5332678
It's a toy I'm talking about, fucking he'll
I'm some Jared fogel cunt
The joke was that I was offering you a toy that's woefully ill designed for a child's use
>>5332672
Accurate with whom exactly? How many bitchy queens have you surrounded yourself with?
>>5332685
none.
>>5332671
I only bully those who are interesting, or I genuinely dislike.
Please don't get the wrong idea, Slutpuppy.
You're as boring as a waterflea.
>>5332675
He was confused and hurting. He told me all these stories about older men taking advantage of him, and him reciprocating because he just wanted somebody to love.
No wonder he turned out the way he did.
Now he's dead, his last moments were particularly sad. "No, Anon. Don't speak" He said. "Gordon Ramsay is talking."
Please don't tell the rest of gg about this.
>>5332691
Of course
Its just a lie for my serial child rape of course,
As they say in pokeman
Gotta catch em all
I did not think I would ever read this in a published Master's thesis
>>5332690
Well I don't know man. I grew up in california and almost every gay dude I knew did a sport in hs even the fems did tennis or golf. Some of the people I know who don't do sports are still the type of dudes to watch the game and are fans.
>>5332692
Good thing he told you not to tell gg right?
>>5332705
tennis, golf and volleyball are the well-known exceptions.
>>5332726
You should've! Probably would've loved it. I did track in school and it was great!
>>5332737
yeah well, too late now
i did orchestra and spell bees and academic competition and art shit instead
>>5332744
Those are great too
>>5332726
I wish I had done sports too. Instead of graduating a 130lbs auschwitz survivor.
>tfw 2 years ago Sergei the Ukrainian Powerlifter offered to be my gym bro
>And I turned him down
>>5332757
>2
Fuck I meant 12.
>>5332757
you did the right thing
if youd agreed you would currently look like a hedgehog with all the dodgy needles sticking out of your ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alS4oaHFw6E
>>5332769
>ass.
>Not injecting eyeballs for maximum gains
>>5332808
thats so clearly photoshopped its not at all disgusting.
Was this serbian guy IPF or lolfed, btw?
>>5332818
>IPF or lolfed
What?
>>5332691
I know.
You can't even have a quick fling with a straight guy without him whining about how he still isn't gay bla bla bla, as if eating spaghetti will suddenly make you Italian, or watching anime makes you japanese.
>>5332849
>or watching anime makes you japanese.
Baka gaijin *draws samurai sword*
>>5332831
Didn't you say he was a powerlifter?
Was he with the IPF or lolfeds?
>>5332672
This is not an accurate stereotype.
Gay death imminent
>31, single
>thinning hair
>crippling social anxiety
>body type no one is interested in
>ex passed away and haven't been with anyone since
Welp, I tried. Brb adopting 17 cats.
>>5332871
i'm sorry for your loss
>they're not watching orange is the new black
This shit is good. Thank you online streaming sites.
>>5332855
Sorry m8. Don't know shit about powerlifting. We were both still in highschool.
Tbh, I don't know if he was even that good a power lifter. I was like 110 pounds of scrawny, anybody over 200 looked x-box hueg.
Kind of looked like a 17 year old version of pic related.
>>5332871
>31
that's way past gay death, m9
>>5332872
Thanks. I really thought I'd keep my hair desu
>>5332853
*teleports behind you*
>>5332891
i meant about the dead bf
being gay in your 30s honestly doesn't seem that bad, despite all the gay death jokes
though now you've got me paranoid about my hair again i'll kill myself if i go bald
>>5332902
>Not built for big muscle
You can always cheat. You're approaching the age were testosterone replacement therapy isn't out of the question.
![1410515453544[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EHcdcl3.jpg "1410515453544[1].jpg")
>>5332893
YOU LEARN QUICKLY YOUNG BAKA GAIJIN, BUT I AM THE BEST SAMURAI IN ALL THE LANDS
*kills you*
>>5332915
It was a dark joke.
I never thought I'd give a shit if I ever lost my hair. Apparently I give too many shits cuz now I'm even more self conscious about my appearance. I guess it's only hair, after all...
>>5332934
i shaved my head a few months ago
it was a horrible mistake so now i'm always agonizing over my hairline in the mirror and dying a little inside every time i lose a hair
>>5332926
That's an option, certainly. I've always been thin though, I think it'd be really strange if I weren't anymore. Mostly I'm just afraid of change lol. Best I'll likely achieve is ottermode.
>>5332933
How can you kill someone who has been dead inside for years?
>>5332939
Iktf desu. Mine grows so fucking slow now, too. Makes it worse when I had amazing hair in high school. Like I had to tell girls how to treat their hair.
>>5332953
yeah i had a hair phase at the end of high school and like a year after
like only shampooing it twice a week in ice water levels of commitment
>>5332945
Obviously by donning a sailor moon costume and seducing you
throw in some emotional flashbacks and hidden powers and that's pretty much how I see anime.
cant wait t b h
>>5332974
lol! I tried lots of weird shit on my hair... Maybe that's got something to do with it, idk. I still only shampoo twice a week cuz I'm convinced that shit nukes your scalp
