>gay general
Who was your first crush that made you realise you were gay?
>>5322571
first for vinnie from biker mice
>>5322559
>biscum
>N O T E V E N O N C E
yeah... r i g h t...
>>5322580
>Stop teasing me, you guys don't exist.
breh pls
>>5322590
Whaaa?
didnt you even feel bad? You probably made that guy scared to bottom for the rest of his life...
>>5322580
>Monogamous biscums are like unicorns.
suddenly I'm unicorn-tier? o.O
Kaworu from NGE
He was my gay friend in highschool. I hadn't realized that I was gay, but he was so cute and sweet. We had one instance where he almost kissed me, but his mom came in and ruined the experience. After that I knew that I was at least interested in men. It'd take another 4 years before I fully accepted that I was gay.
>>5322590
>ex-wife
How old are you?
>>5322571
i dunno if he was the first, but i remember robin in batman forever really sparkin somethin in me
>>5322561
not having a car and not living alone makes such things a logistical nightmare
i'm a prude, plus i'm a sap, i like having strings attached (which means it's easy to lie and get me in the sack)
>>5322565
you left out crack baby, don't erase my identity
>>5322615
;_;
>call bisexuals scum
>wonder why they don't get along with you
why do people do this again?
>>5322625
God im normally a bottom but I would top + cuddle Martin Freeman so hard.
such a lovable face
>>5322544
Don't think about it like that. It's like apples and oranges.
Just because somebody eats an apple every once in a while, doesn't mean he doesn't love your orange.
Or something.
>>5322601
At the time I felt pretty bad. Now it's just a funny story.
>>5322616
>pic related
>>5322571
Ryan Reynolds Blade Trinity.
I was 9.
>pic related
>>5322593
>>5322609
stahp, biscums only want to break our pure homo hearts. :^(
>>5322571
>Who was your first crush that made you realise you were gay?
I don't think a crush ever made me realize I was gay...
Actually now that I think about it maybe I'm a fucking weirdo because I really don't get crushes. Like I might see someone and say "Oh they're attractive/hot/whatever" but I never really pine for someone. Is that what a crush is or is it something on a deeper level? Even when I met my ex for the first time I wasn't crushing on him but I thought he was cute. It wasn't until he asked me out and we started dating that I developed feelings for him.
Is something wrong with me?
>>5322638
>stahp, biscums only want to break our pure homo hearts. :^(
Maybe I am full homo after all, how do I know without a bf? :^(
>>5322640
Me too, and I thought just like you. I recognised people who were cute, but I never crushed on anyone for 18 years.
Then I went to a concert and saw this pianist guy and.. holy shit. I was literally going to try and get his number after the show when I saw him kiss his gf and then got majorly depressed for a few days.
That guy was somethign ELSE. And I pointed him out to my friends and they were like "what? he just looks average to me"
So I think thats what crushing is? An unexplainably strong attraction to someone? Anyway, I wouldnt stress it. It will happen eventually.
>>5322640
A crush could be just that. Who was the first guy you jacked it to that wasn't a celebrity ?
>>5322635
Yes, he may love my orange juice, but what if he wakes up one day and craves apples for breakfast and i can't provide?
>>5322653
Uhhh my best friend's dad when I was like 12 I guess.
Holy shit that's embarrassing now that I think about it. He was some big bear dude. I think I just wanted him to fuck me though. I guess that was a crush.
>>5322571
Ironically enough, a girl.
Short story even shorter I never managed to get a bigger unboner than imagining sex with a woman.
>>5322666
There you go
Some dude was dirty talking me on grindr and it got really fucking weird to the point where he was trying to convince me that I wanted to fuck my own father or something how is your day going /gg/
>>5322652
Kek, been through the same.
I went 18 years without a crush and then on my first uni days i spotted a blond qt in my lectures.
I would literally stare at him for half the lecture.
He missed a few classes and i couldn't focus on the lecturer, all i was thinking is where was he, why didn't he come to uni today and shit.
Talked to him a couple of times, but too pussy to make a move.
Why even live desu.
Lance Bass was my first male crush. I still had crushes on girls in elementary school. My first teenage crush was probably Erik Rhodes the porn star when I was 13.
my first crush i guess was a boy in my class when i was 11yo. we played gran turismo together at his house on the weekends and i got him to cuddle w/ me a few times.
>>5322571
I don't really have a man-crush.
After the ex-wife, I was mad at women and dove pretty heavy into bdsm. I stumbled across some shit involving dom-ing a guy, and it was pretty fucking hot.
>>5322657
Let him have an apple or two. What does it matter, so long as he keeps coming back to orange juice?
If they're literally providing something you can't wouldn't you want him to be happy?
>>5322727
>biscum advocates cheating
in other news, water is wet and shit stinks.
>>5322571
That feel when no gumshoe bf
>>5322727
>ex-wife
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHEN IS IRISHANON GOING TO COME BACK
>>5322727
Literally human garbage
>>5322741
senpai is le gaygen hero<3
TRANNY JANNYS AND BISCUM CHASERS P L S G O
>>5322749
but anon, senpai IS a biscum chaser.
>>5322727
That's the thing provided we're talking about serious dating, like dinners with my family serious, i would literally feel sick to my stomach just with the thought of someone i care/love, fucking someone else.
I guess i'll stick to pure homos for dating and biscum for the occasional meaningless fuck desu.
At least with homos i'm only afraid of cocksluts stealing my bf and the vaginajew is out of the equation.
>>5322768
I get it man. Not everybody can do the sharing thing.
>>5322766
>haha wasnt it funny that time I made a gay guy bleed and traumatised him
>who cares about cheating, us biscum should be able to fuck what we want, who cares about loyalty, trust or honesty?
>"wha? why dont peopel like biscum?"
get out
>tfw I have skin tags on my butthole from doing dumb butt stuff when I was a teenager
Seriously it looks like a pornstars asshole
At least it's pink
>>5322805
What the fuck did you do??
>>5322805
What did you do to your butthole you hoe?
>>5322805
>he has a roastie butthole
>>5322805
post butthole
>>5322805
let's see it
>>5322805
skin tags? I don't think ass play will give you skin tags. That's just something that happens with age. Are you confussing anal warts for skin tags?
>>5322801
lol It wasn't a gay guy, I said earlier that my first time doing anal was with my ex-wife. I don't feel bad for her, because she was a cheating whore.
Loyalty is important. But if there's something that one of the parties needs, and the other isn't providing, they should talk it out and figure out a solution.
If my ex had talked to me about her feels, we might have worked something out, who knows.
I wish I could smell the same wind in all my feelings
>>5322805
Who cares? I have skin tags and people don't really give a fuck. Most of the people here are just trying to make you feel bad or have are virgins with unrealistic expectations of sex
>>5322827
>anal warts
>>5322833
okay that sounds like fart sniffing to me
>>5322836
JUSTINFAGS OUT
REEEE
>>5322817
I'm sure they would let you sit in the corner and watch. You could jerk off while watching him pound that vagina.
>>5322839
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2687696/Could-smelling-farts-GOOD-Potent-gas-flatulence-help-prevent-cancer-strokes-heart-attacks-claims-scientists.html
>>5322832
hi
can you be gone and stay gone
thank you
>>5322809
>>5322810
A lot of stuff without proper lube or prep, big stuff (2.5 in diameter at the biggest), stuff like that.
I think I was destined to be a buttslut.
>>5322815
Not quite that bad, just a few extra lumps/folds
>>5322827
Not warts as I am a sad sad virgin
>>5322834
Yea I think very few people are going to get your pants off and then bail at the last moment because your butt isn't like porn buttholes.
>>5322825
>>5322820
n-no
>>5322840
Steve is butt ugly, you slut.
Only respectable husbandos are justino, cockov and maybe boardshorts.
>>5322817
I didn't say that he should be happy. But if you care about someone, you should want them to be happy. In a relationship you make sacrifices.
If you reach a point where you're not willing to make the sacrifice to keep the person you love happy, it's time to let that relationship go. You both deserve to find people you can make happy.
>>5322857
>talks about butthole at length
>bashful when told to show
don't pretend like you didn't want to show it all along
>>5322859
You misspelt Shukir.
And boardshorts is a shittier fake natty, get that shit outta here
>i'm straight but i like sexually dominating gayboys
when will this meme end
>>5322884
When all the straight guys are reduced to bottom bitches like they're supposed to.
>>5322875
Forgot about shukir desu.
Boardshorts is qt tho.
>>5322832
you still gay
>>5322884
When it stops being true? Just because I want to use submissive gayboys as my cock sheath and just because I find their sexy little boy holes to be irresistible and just because I like snuggling and cuddling with them before and after sexytimes doesn't mean I'm gay.
>>5322884
the memes never stop
>>5322888
Don't leave mr. biscum. :^(
>>5322903
we all know that ain't gonna happen.
>>5322903
i think it will end when gay guys stop finding retarded shit like this attractive
>>5322897
too twinky for me t b h
he has a dorkface
>>5322903
w-would u suck a feminine enough penis?
>>5322903
hnng
>>5322884
>i'm straight but i like sexually dominating gayboys
Add to that deeply romantic feelings of >tfw no bf and that is me
>>5322909
being gay is a meme
>tfw dom straight top who is exclusively attracted to cute feminine gay guys in their late teens and early twenties
life is hard
>>5322923
There's a high chance i posted that twink's pic somewhere in /fit/.
Cropped it out to make it sfw and hide his benis.
>>5322944
how old are you and where do you live
>>5322945
doing gods work, son
>>5322952
germany, 22 years old
>>5322944
>straight
>exclusively attracted to guys
>tfw no bf to celebrate my birthday with
>>5322924
OK, question: Are there such things as "feminine penises" ? I mean there can be big and tiny penises, short penises, attractive looking penises... but a "feminine penis" ? ...really?
>>5322964
>implying twink fem bottoms are 'guys'
>>5322944
>exclusively attracted
RED. FLAG.
>>5322968
Happy birthday, man.
Do you want a present?
>>5322971
>implying they're not
If it can drive a car and it has a penis it's a guy in my eyes.
>>5322978
fuck off tranny
>>5322978
>implying Jenner is a woman
>>5322984
You dont talk to our queen like that.
>>5322987
>implying Jenner can drive a car
>>5322968
Happy bday, anon.
It's okay, celebrate with your friends and family instead.
Feeling loved doesn't always have to come from a boyfriend. :^)
>>5322994
>>5322994
that was kinda my point
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2015/news/150223/bruce-jenner-768.jpg
>>5322991
If you like, you can give me your steam, I have a few games you can have.
>>5322994
>implying he wasnt implying that
Are there actually straights in this thread or are they just gays pretending?
all these implications are driving me insane
>>5323012
>driving
ayy
>>5322571
I know I'm probably gonna get shamed but it was Rawk Hawk from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. He's this arrogant, egotistical, self-centered bird who's ripped as fuck and overall extremely sexy. I wish he was real :/ We'd argue everyday until he forcefucks me with his massive cock and shoves his baratitties all on my face and fingerpops me until I tap out. On the bright side at least I know I'm a white man trapped in a a black man's body right? ( Rachel Dolezal anyone if you will )
>>5322923
YAAAAAAS
>>5322768
>this will never be me
>>5323009
There are people in here lusting for boipussi or trannies that consider themselves straight.
Let that sink in and decide.
>>5323009
straight guy here!
i do wanna hurt cute twinks though :3c
>>5322991
>>5323023
>i'm sorry to say it but if you want to fuck me you might not be entirely straight.
Fuck! I guess I have to identify as cute-sexual now.
why do some people dislike condoms
>>5323033
b/c they're latent bugchasers
>>5323029
I am straight though. It's my personal identity. Wanting to hurt cute twinks and then cuddle with them until they fall asleep in my arms will not make me bi.
>>5323033
Because they are degenerate uneducated bugchasing scum.
>>5323000
thats okay, those trips are all i need
>>5323020
;3
>>5323033
b/c you cant poz up negholes with them
>>5323030
that was actually kinda kawaii
Good going anon +1 point
>tfw too masc/hairy to be a twink
>tfw too skinny/lanky to be bear or muscled
SKREEEEEEEEE
>>5323042
>>5323039
>I am straight though.
Great!
Now pack your shit and leave.
>>5322571
A qt twink/athletic boy in my class in 7th grade.
I fell so incredibly hard for him. It was a real kick in the head too, because that was the first sort of feeling of love I had ever had.
We exchanged glances a lot/I stared at him a lot and he looked at me because he was weirded out.
>>5323049
BULK
U
L
K
>>5323042
For real though, give me your steam.
I already have these games in my inventory, you aren't costing me a penny.
Which one would you like?
>>5323033
Bc there's nothing better than knowing a guy is walking around with your DNA inside of him
>>5323049
satyrboi masterrace
embrace it
>>5323053
It hurts anon
>>5323063
You're not welcome here.
>>5323057
C-can i have a gaem faggy-kun :з
Yo, hos.
>>5323068
I have nowhere else to go
>>5323070
How dare you call me that you mysoginist
>>5323069
No, its an offer for the birthday boy only. Ask again on christmas.
>>5323060
Don't you have to have a big cock to be considered a satyr?
>>5323072
You have the gutter.
Now get out.
>>5323078
no
you have to be a manlet with fuzzy
bonus points if you have horns
There's not enough short solidly built/stocky fem gays.
They are absolutely adorable
>>5323080
I'm staying
You can come and lie next to me if you want to. :3
>>5323076
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
>>5323077
Pocket cub is acceptable as well
>>5322884
You son of a bitch. YOU'RE NOT STRAIGHT!
>>5323077
ayy me too
we can be beefy manlets together
>>5323082
>fem
>built
pick one you whore.
>>5323083
You're not staying.
You're going back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
>>5323082
limber tall baby deer fem qts are the absolute best
>>5323057
alright then Ill take San Andreas. thx m8
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198051622865/
:3
>>5322653
Not him but wow, this made for some introspection. I've never jacked it to anything but porn.
>>5323097
I didn't mean built as in fit I meant stocky/not lithe
>>5323099
Anon, please. Just come.
>>5323097
no
:3c
>>5323106
They are super rare though
>>5323107
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198051622865/
>Pennsylvania
P H I L L Y
H
I
L
L
Y
>>5323110
No.
I'm not gonna let some fat loser top me.
I have standards, for Christ's sake
>>5323111
?
That's not built lmao
Gaygen, I'm really clueless when it comes to relationship kind of stuff, but I wanted an opinion.
I was seeing a guy for a few weeks and we had sex, but then he lost interest in me. How much is it socially appropriate to try to ask why he's no longer interested in me? I'm really bad at this stuff but it's bothering me a lot because I feel like I want to talk this through whereas he's not really into it at all.
>>5323111
>painted nails
>body hair
>>5323118
Ok I give up then
I'm here if you need me though
And I'm not fat, promise
>>5323111
>built
>>5323118
stay strong anon
we musn't give in to the breeders
>>5323118
>fat
he only has a tiny bit of tum
>>5323127
You know where I need you?
Away from here.
>>5323115
h-hey~
>>5323120
post body then
>>5322997
But Bday sex is always the best.
Fug it has been to long ;_;
>>5323125
aww dude, I'm soooo sorry :(
>>5323117
I'm like an hour outside of Philly, in Berks
>>5323129
I won't.
I'm heterophobic.
>>5323137
hes posted tummy before
hes a hairy fat ass
>>5323129
This
The only breeding that should be going on here is pure homosex anal breeding for love purposes
>>5323135
As you wish, meanie.
>>5323141
Any advice? And I don't mean talk it though as in necessarily fix things, but as to try to understand what happened so I'm better prepared for the future.
Sup dudes?
>>5323137
I've slutted it up enough
>>5323125
You can ask him desu why the sudden change, just be prepared that he only saw you as a fuck and nothing more.
>>5323136
And they also only like other fems, and if they like regular guys they have high standards
>mfw I will never get a qt fem twink bf
>>5323142
Are u a qt how old are u baby whats your sign whats your number whats good
>>5323156
Whoa, the fag is sassy.
Thats how I like them. :)
>>5323145
>hes a hairy fat ass
post pls
>taken
>tfw no food to eat but hungry
I'm seriously thinking about setting up dinner dates with several men to keep me fed. Don't want to spend any money I don't really have on food.. since rent sucks ass and I go to school.
>>5323169
why are smiley faces so creepy?
>>5323171
Get seconds and thirds at school lunch
or get a job you stinking hippy, food is dirt cheap. Buy chicken breast and lentils in bulk, that shit is nutritious and will last you for a month on like $40
>>5323111
I've seen your pic before, you still are pretty cute.
>>5323171
>dinner dates with several men to keep me fed
Woman or rent boy milking money from gross daddies?
>>5323169
I thought you left?
Besides, what's an impure breeder doing here anyway?
>>5323172
because you know the subtle, understated rage and violence burbling underneath the surface
:)
>>5323185
haha :)
>>5323160
maybe u are qt tho
maybe u will get a qt fem twink bf one day
>>5323181
>implying that's him
>>5323184
If you keep replying to me I'll keep replying back because I dont like ignoring cute girls
>>5323158
I'm prepared for that, but I'm not sure he'd see it as a "sudden change." We haven't been seeing each other for more than a month.
>>5323189
yeah, if you buy ready meals and eat out of course its expensive.
Buy good food that will last and get it in bulk - lean chicken breast, rice, lentils, etc. You could even invest in a crockpot. There is no excuse to spend more than 10$ on one day's worth of food if you are struggling for money.
>>5323189
i feel you on these
this guy on grindr offered to pay me to call him names and degrade him, no sex
but i'm not quite there yet idk
You know what I hate?
Shirts.
>>5323197
Bye felicia
>>5323206
>wasting money on clothing
good goyim
>>5323206
right said, fred
>>5323207
You want me so much it's making me uncomfortable
>>5323150
>Any advice?
my advice would be to just let it go. Anything he tells you will just hurt you. Anything he tells you will not be the truth anyway. Just have the attitude that there are plenty of fish in the sea that are better suited for you and what you are looking for. Maybe next time be more upfront with what you want out of a relationship (fuck buddy vs. committed) and be more honest with yourself about what you are looking for. And if someone isn't going to give you what you need, walk away.
>>5323206
It's... Learning...
>>5323220
Don't worry, Niq. I'm just meming
>>5323219
You're probably right. I just feel he was really different from any guy I've ever met before and had a very similar mindset as me. I feel like I won't find that again for another 100 guys at least.
>>5323192
I am physically unable to become a twink, and therefore qt.
Forever doomed to a life of being tall big boned and chubby
Perhaps I can find a chaser one day, or a rare fem for masc qt if I ever get fit
>>5323228
Kolorado please stop flirting with me
>>5323202
Fuck I want someone to offer me this. I'd do it. How much were they gonna pay you?
>>5323200
>implying i eat out
lol no. I already bought rice, chicken breast, canned tuna, gelatin and all this other shit. The price of chicken breasts drastically increased here so I might have to cut em out in the future.
Man fuck California sometimes tbqh but the men though..
>>5323170
Wanna rub my tummy?
>>5323234
>mentioning my name outside tinychat
Anyway. See you later, heading off to sleep now.
>>5323240
he said 300 but idk
i'm too demure and anxious to ever go through with somethin like that
why can't they all just be nice men with heavy wallets that want me to call them names online
>>5323241
no fuck off fat ass
>>5323241
yes please
>>5323261
hey stop defiling Bob with nonpure posts
>>5323207
Im kinda sad you stopped replying to me
>>5323261
are you sure you want that?
>>5323269
no
>>5323274
if he's chubby and fuzzy, yea
>>5323261
Too bad you gotta earn it
>>5323281
you fuggin tease
I need some advice. I started talking to this dude over OK Cupid, he's a nice guy and pretty friendly. I even think he's kinda cute, but I don't feel attracted to his personality. When we first talked he was always go on about how much low self esteem he has and how depressed he was and I think eventually I just lost attraction in him. I asked him if it was cool if we could just be friends and he said sure. He keeps trying to send me nudes though and idk how to get him to stop without hurting his feelings. It would be cool if we could just be friends but he's always flirting with me and it kinda gets on my nerves.
>>5323294
Forgot my question. Should I say something to get him to stop or is he not gonna stop? If he's not gonna stop I guess I can just ignore him
>>5323281
Do real non 4chan people actually find this type of body hot?
>>5323294
it's best to be direct about these things
tell him you aren't interested
>>5323309
depends on face, for me.
>>5323309
no.
The body hair is fine, but you need a tren'd out body underneath.
>>5323289
Gnihihi
>>5323309
Y E S
>>5323331
>bowling ball stomachs
>shaved pubes + butt
>now ballsack keeps sticking to inner thigh
on the bright side though, all my farts are 100% silenced
>>5323309
If the core was stronger with no love handles and an above average face, yes def.
a lot of times i like to make fun of NEET losers for being losers but there are times when i realize deep down i'm one or two bad employment and life decisions away from staying indoors with a daki all day
>>5323331
Sup kohai.
How goes the hunt for your bottom daddy?
Was in denial for a bit but my PE coach and dem hairy blond legs. 6'7" surfer and bikes to school and lifts. I could not hold in my faggotry
My earliest crush was on a Jewish kid I knew. We'd talk Harry Potter and he'd speak with an English accent and liked saying dobby in that voice
>>5323352
no, silent fart = hairless + unobstructed buttcrack
did you even properly study farts at uni you uneducated fuck
>>5323370
I hate that. It's freaky
I just want similar interests
>tfw no one responded to me
>>5323371
Well then, how loose are you?
>>5323376
which post?
>>5323376
Which post, anon?
>>5323347
>I'd like this body type if it wasn't like this body type
>dating a guy for several months
>love him but scared to say it
>tells me his ex sent him a letter but I shouldn't feel jealous
>continues communicating with the ex
>eventually dumps me and says they're getting back together
>tells me he never really liked me anyways, but in a "kind" way
>break down the next day at work and get sent home
Haha.
What do I even do now
>>5323359
It doesn't
But on the plus side I'm doing well in school so
you know
there's that
Maybe if I make a tinder with my transcript all the cute thick boys will like me
>>5323371
Loose boipuss detected
>>5323383
i cant even get my pinky in without lube
>>5323393
>>tells me he never really liked me anyways, but in a "kind" way
Kill him. These types of guys have no business dating in the first place. Unfortunately they're more common than you think.
>>5323393
i'm sorry anon, he's a bastard
>>5323393
Just don't talk to him anymore. I got dumped by my ex of 3 years for some other dude out of the blue for me. I'm about 3 months out of the breakup and not talking to him has helped so much. You'll be okay.
>>5323393
destroy his car.
Nobody fucking likes me
Nobody ever liked me
>>5323413
that's right.
