Old >>5319573
>>5320658
I like Santa
I <3 shukir but justin is superior
>>5320658
Gross
>>5320658
>tfw no beefy bf
>>5320676
get out
>>5320658
>>5320673
>>5320678
Disgust.
>>5320678
No u and take him with you.
>>5320686
imagine cuddling that anorexic freak
nigga so bony he has unholy aura +2
>tfw maxed out calf raise machine for 20 reps per set
>calfs are still tiny
Fuck.
>>5320695
>Not wanting a tall, scrawny qt to wrap his long limbs around you
Shit taste, tham.
>>5320700
LMAO. Pathetic.
You'll never make it.
Post butthole, qt.
>>5320724
>Not wanting a tall, scrawny qt to wrap his long limbs around you
This desu no better feeling than having a qt twink nuzzled up to you.
>tfw spent all this time and money on guitar and still cant seduce boypussy
why bother learning music
>>5320724
I kno rite. The 3.5 plate squat means nothing without big calfs.
>Post butthole
>>5320732
>Learning an instrument to get qt's
You put the boipussy on a pedestal.
>>5320737
i knew when i was 12 and my mum bought me a guitar i was destined for boypussy
>>5320743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMeUwHMTdTs
>>5320736
I can lift so many more plates than that, mate.
Pls, post butthole.
>>5320744
w...what
>>5320743
>Son you are destined for great things
>Take this guitar it has been passed down to you through generations
>Now go my child and slay boipussy in the family name
I ordered some christmas shopping on amazon on Black Friday and the guy that just delivered it was ridiculously cute
>mfw god bless america
u know whats lame? I pinched my radial nerve in my left arm so im literally half crippled and have absolutely no movement ability in my center two fingers on my left hand for about a month till it heals. idk why that was relevant tho w/e. grats team thats my story im disabled
>>5320775
that's what you get for being a fag tbqh family
advent calendar day one yes
>his mum doesnt buy him an advent calendar every year
>>5320785
>I haven't had an advent calendar since i was like 13
Feelsbadman.jpg
Christmas is just an excuse for daytime drinking anyway
>>5320785
>Chinks
>Celebrating Christmas
At least make your lies believable, ricenigger.
>>5320775
I thought you died of drug overdose.
>>5320745
How many plates can you squat?
>Pls post butthole
K. http://imgur.com/mD1XyVI
>>5320800
Like, a whole lot. I've lost count.
I said butthole, not pussy.
>>5320789
Shit nigga what are you doing.
>Not counting down the days on your calendar
>Not eating the chocolate several days in advance
>Not swapping it with your sisters without her noticing
>>5320798
its shocking the amount of CNS depressants my malnourished figure can stand. When it does finally happen ask them to donate me to science.
>>5320806
Jesus, China boy. I was just jerkin ya chain.
Not to imply that you're a canine, or something.
I know how your people feel about those. You know, Quran and all that. :^]
>>5320804
Im sorry I don't take pics of my butthole. My bf gets to regularly see it so there's no point.
>>5320834
Your bf is a lucky man. Those nipples poking through your shirt are pretty qt.
Could hang a robe off those things.
I'm going to bed now though, taking my mum out for lunch tomorrow arvo.
Nighty night.
>>5320834
how old are you + how much do you weigh?
>>5320834
Shirt. Off. Now.
>>5320769
>But mom how could it have been passed down through generations if it's used to slay boipussy?
>I need to speak to your father
>>5320866
Obviously his dad was biscum
>>5320885
Or mpreg is a real thing.
>>5320700
>calves
Just give up and cry.
Looking good by the way. You'll look sick after a cut.
>come out
>brother said he knew i was gay
>ask him how he knew
>"your painfully obvious lack of sexual interest in women betrayed you"
>mfw I thought I was stealth gay
>>5320700
theyre all genetics, brah.
Mexiclean is a dyel pos, but he has fucking fantastic calves. Life aint fair.
>>5320924
It's genetic
My whole family has little boy calves
>>5320921
welcome to the club m8
>>5320927
>mfw stickthin calves and disproportionate thighs
:s
what age should one stop browsing and posting on 4chan at?
30?
40?
50?
Are you going to be a 4channer for life?
>>5320924
To do this.
>>5320956
>Are you going to be a 4channer for life?
yes.
They'll find my old withered corpse behind the pc on a thread long 404'd, still waiting for op to deliver.
>>5320956
If you're over 30 and still on 4chan you have serious mental issues and need to seek help.
>>5320967
This desu
If I'm still here in 10 years I'll take my own life. Might even stream it.
>>5320956
>Are you going to be a 4channer for life?
Nah
4chan has to go offline someday, I hope I just live longer than this shithole.
>>5320947
iktf ;-;
>>5320947
>tfw spaghetti legs
>>5320903
>sick after a cut.
20 lbs to go till I can stop suffering on keto.
Is there literally any way I can lose tightness?
I'm feeling super paranoid about it.
>>5321020
tightness > prolapse
stay clean. Literally.
>tfw my fat crease on my stomach (from bad posture, I'm not actually fat, maybe skinnyfat in the past) almost disappered
finally brehs
>>5321129
I get sad when a qt tummy dies :C
>>5321129
youre making it lad, great job!
>>5321136
But I don't look like pic related, more like twinkerino mode right now.
>>5321058
It's more the fear of large insertions fucking up my tightness forever.
>>5321184
just sticking your pinky in it can damage it forever
say no to anal sex
say yes to FROTTING
What are your prejudices?
I think i am unjustly hostile to lesbians, women and people who complain about Pride Parades.
>>5321195
NO SPICE NO RICE
>>5321203
asians are GOAT tho
>>5321195
I personally hate those sprockets that are always left on pieces of paperwork. I mean what you expect me not to sit there pulling that shit off. It fucks with my filing. But maybe they're actually pretty cool and its me who's the asshole.
>>5321216
>sprockets
???
do you mean the scraps from the holepunch?
>>5320927
Y-yeah
I was being serious
Skinny fag
>>5321221
I think its actually the wheel that makes them that's called a sprocket but that's what we all call them in the office.
>Tfw no white beefy burly bf
Kill me
>>5321240
why are you sitting like that
>>5321240
Niq, you are making me feel so fuzzy ...
can you take the pic again in yoga pants?
>>5321195
honestly I don't think I could date/have sex with someone who's not white.
>>5321240
>mfw niq still has better calves than me despite being DYEL af
reeee
>Fucking BF last night
>Had some poppers on the go
>Wake up this morning
>Throat is totally fucked, horrible cough, flem everywhere, out of breath doing basically anything
>Tidying up room
>Find bottle of poppers knocked over and open by my side of the bed
>Soaked into carpet
>Small room
>Fuck
How long before I recover guys? My BF is totally fine but I'm wrecked.
>>5321267
open all the windows and stay out the room for a few years.
if symptoms start getting worse or persist for more than 48 hours, see a doctor
>>5321267
this post is so horrible
>>5321267
you shouldn't have done drugs
now you gon die.
>>5321276
>N-No...
Niq please, just post another pic, can be anything.
>>5321267
>having bf
That's what you get, normalfag scum
>>5321292
kill yourself you stinking carcass
>>5321258
>someone who won't cheat on me with a nigger and give me AIDS
be my bf
>>5321292
what
i gave you legit advice, why are you snarking at me?
>>5321309
>someone who wants to be my bf
be my bf
>>5321316
r u qt
>>5321319
I'm a twink and I'm average in terms of looks.
>>5321322
anon is just being humble, im sure hes a real qt3.14 IRL
>>5321278
>frou frous
That's pretty cute desu
>>5321258
hoenstly i don't think i could have sex with someone who isn't at least pretending to like me as a friend
they're always lying ofc but like
the lie is crucial
>>5321313
>airing out a small room is legit advice
Stop meming him, you fucking Nazi.
will i ever get to experience this?
>>5321313
>open all the windows and stay out the room for a few years.
>for a few years
They don't even last a week once opened in the bottle, doubting this is good advice.
Doctor thing goes without saying, but at least that's sound.
>>5321342
oh lol my bad
i meant hours
>>5321346
Fair enough, have done, will do the same before I go to bed tonight.
More worried about the side effects of not being able to breathe clearly after sleeping in a room full of them last night though.
>>5321334
no bc lbr youre ugly
>>5321322
how tall are you
>>5321362
190 cms - 6'2
>>5321365
alright anon, you can be my bf
>>5321365
nigga you tall
>>5321369
are you a cute manlet?
hey gaygen, I want to know your score
ricepuritytest.com
I'm curious ~_~
>>5321286
>post another pic, can be anything.
Ay bb i went 1 better and got you a video ;)))
vid dot me /e6UP
>>5321382
5' 6" and i'm alright looking
average, maybe slightly above average
>>5321391
97
should I be concern?
>tfw wasted a nut
Dat lack of self-control tho.
>>5321410
fug :DDDDD
>>5321410
guys love it when i spread open my artistic expression and let them see what's inside ;)))
>>5321421
Niq you are so flirty today. It's really adorable. Was one of Cupid's arrows finally able to pierce your thick shell?
>>5321436
i'm kidding.
I'm a sarcastic robot. I don't flirt with any of you.
>>5321441
I think you are the type of person who wants others to take charge. Right, my petite little flower?
![PlxbhyX[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XbrBFRA.jpg "PlxbhyX[1].jpg")
>>5321448
i need an adult
>>5321469
I AM AN ADULT!
>>5321469
niq you are the cutest guy ever
sometimes during the day when i'm feeling worn out and stressed and angry i think of your face and everything gets better
>>5321391
40, is that good or bad?
>>5321497
i think i'm cute but you're cuter than me obviously
>>5321501
good enough for me lets go
>>5321532
Where do you want to meet up, niqi?
Also are you more a top or a bottom?
>>5321540
>Where do you want to meet up, niqi?
>implying i'm going outside
Dropped
>Also are you more a top or a bottom
>>5321391
66
so i'm not that much of a whore
What is gaygen's feelings on dadrock?
>>5321553
>Also are you more a top or a bottom
DAMMIT!
I thought I could get to finally know it.
>>5321564
>what is picture related
>>5321488
SLUT
>>5321391
Did it the other day, think i got like 34 or something
>>5321563
pleb music
does anyone here weigh less than 55kg?
because if so, i can benchpress you :3c
>>5321572
You know that when (not if) we end up together, that you will take it, more than give it, right?
>>5321581
woah what a slut
i thought you were a NEET virgin
>>5321585
you're talking about ending up together and sex and stuff but i dont even know who you are desu senpai
>>5321583
epig memes broesph
>>5321584
>tfw last month i was 54kg
i'm 59 now
>>5321591
>NEET
I work part time and study full time...
>virgin
It's no secret that i've had straight sex a few times.
>>5321601
sorry my bad
i thought you didny ever go out but i guess you were exageratting for comedic effect
>>5321594
You know who it is.
>>5321597
hahahah
Are you an aggressive alpha top, /gaygen/?
>>5321650
yes
also no homo, but I like guys
how to top:
http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/07/04/how-to-top-like-a-stud-a-penetrating-guide-to-gay-sex/
>>5321650
depends how i'm feeling yknow
You gotta feel it
>>5321650
im an agressive alpha bottom, actually
Gaygen, if your bf asked you to ride a double dildo with him, would you do it?
For me I'd say no because this could be an instant turn off.
>>5321686
Sure, I'd give it a go.
If it doesnt work its no big deal, we can just do something else next time.
>>5321686
absolutely, that sounds like fun
>>5321686
whats a double dildo?
Would you sniff your bfs butt?
>>5321718
when i get my first bf ill sniff anything he wants me too
>>5321686
Sure, why not?
As long as we get dirty and I can watch him squirm.
>>5321716
whats a google?
>>5321748
I'm at work
>>5321686
Yes
You could try to both hilt it and then frot in the middle.
Not sure that's possible but it sounds hot
>>5321686
Last time me and my bf involved toys he left me feeling like utter shit and it took weeks before I could even muster the energy to have sex again.
So no, he's spoiled that. Sadly.
Is it gross to shave my pubes with my face razor if i clean it carefully afterwards?
>>5321764
No, it's not gross at all.
>>5321209
He's super adorable
>>5321769
ok ill do it right now
can i chuck the hairs down the sink or will that fuck up the pipes?
>>5321674
>Put lube in his hands, place them underneath his ass and gently thrust your penis into them as if it were his anus.
Literally wat.
>>5321758
>Can't google "double dildo" at work
>is on 4chan.
>>5321778
Trim with clippers, put the hair in the bin, then go have a warm soapy shower and shave in the shower.
Go find some guide on how to shave pubes correctly with a razor, do it wrong and it's horribly uncomfortable.
>>5321784
i turn thumbnails off, its fine.
>>5321788
>tfw I will never know if the cute guy at work is gay by looking at his 4chan history
>>5321761
i've seen that in drawn porn a bit, looks v qt would def try
>>5321727
Even his butt?
>>5321574
Mean desu
>>5321859
Be a slut with me and I forgive you.
>>5321764
I don't personally, but if you'd put another guy's dick in your mouth you're probably well past being fussy about pube germs making contact with your face
>>5321863
Post pic but I'm not even a slut anon. I don't fug randomers or anything.
>tfw you will never be the "Office Bitch"
https://static1.e621.net/data/f1/4f/f14f9972f742f2ccc30d72142e7b3f16.jpg
>>5321868
y-you probably arent even in my c-country
not like I l-like you or anything baka desu
>>5321868
how old are you?
>>5321897
do you have a beard and/or lift?
>>5321876
not with that attitude you won't
put some effort in and you can be just as qt as that slut is
>>5321910
hey sludge i just got to la lets hang out
>>5321906
Too late my friend I shaved my beard off a couple of days ago although you can probably find a pic in the archive. I don't lift however I planned to start before I broke my elbow.
>>5321910
>tfw you will never work in an office full of randy gay guys with loose morals
why god?
>>5321876
>tfw no other gays in my office to flirt in the canteen with
>>5321920
oh...
Do you at least have cuddleable bodyhair?
>>5321915
where are you staying? what do you want to do?
>>5321933
your place?
you :3
>>5321938
bzzt wrong answers try again
>>5321929
I have a reasonable amount I'm not massively hairy though. At least I don't think I am.
>>5321951
Neat.
Shame you dont fuck randoms i guess...
i hope you find a nice bf to call your own, man
>>5321954
Apparently I was the slut...
>tfw people only want to fuck nowadays
>tfw nobody wants to just cuddle and watch back to back episodes of narcos
>>5321334
The precum on the orange underwear! Oh jesus!
>>5321966
i feel you man
this is my grindr profile, but london grindr is just full of weird old guys and it looks like ill be alone forever ;_;
>>5321966
>>5321976
>cuddling with random strangers
Disgusting. I hate the people who have profiles that say ""let's meet and cuddle - NO SEX!". That's infinitely creepier than the old men wanting to be your 'master'. Grindr is for SEX. I'm not even that slutty (only had sex once, rest of times were just j/o sessions), but I want to cuddle with a bf that I love, not with some stranger I met on Grindr
>>5321976
Lawrence of Arabia is god tier
>>5321981
ugh i know i love it
>dat desert shot with the truck appearing on the horizon
>>5321391
18 am I a whore?
>>5321485
I wish my bf would tell me cute things like this
>>5321553
Both makes the most sense imo. Me and my bf flip and it's so much fun.
>>5322016
4 months i think
>>5322016
not /trying/ but i have been pushing myself a little harder when i work out (though i haven't in almost a week b/c life just said fuck me)
i had a little growth spurt, i grew an inch and gained 10 pounds
>>5321650
I'm agressive no matter the position.
>>5321986
I saw it the first time when I was 8 y/o while visiting grandparents and bored to death, it was the only thing on TV that wasn't Seinfeld or Ally McBeal and I thought I'd just watch that "dumb old movie"
it was probably my first peek into masculine heroism, and by god I was enchanted by it
>>5321686
Toys are kinda weird for me so no. He has a throbbing meat dildo why would I want a silicone one?
>>5322033
>he didn't like ally mcbeal
that show was so bad it was great
>>5321718
I do it all the time!! I love all his smells!! After a hot day is my favorite.
>>5321850
Especially
>>5321867
He makes a great point tbqh
>>5321979
Those guys are looking for sex. They just want the bf experience. It's all how you talk to them. I've fucked many.
>>5322055
I would do it. Just because I wouldn't be on the receiving end. Don't know how people do things like this seriously.
holy fuck i need to buy toilet paper
>>5322104
A good laugh could be a reason.
>>5322079
I started at 20kg and could only do 3 reps before failing lol
anorexia is a cunt
>just shaved butthole and trimmed balls
this went much better than expected, im not even bleeding
>>5322133
Once I trimmed my balls and accidentally cut a small chunk of skin. They will remain hairy from now on.
>>5322040
>didn't like
I fucking hated it when I was 8 y/o
>>5322144
i may be biased since i was 22 when i watched it and spent more time laughing at it rather than with it
>>5322102
>not using baby wipes
brown asshole pls
>>5321922
saw a documentary where a dude was in that sort of situation in an office in San Fransisco . It was about the AIDS epidemic of the 80s and he was talking about how all of a sudden so many co-workers were out sick and then in just 6 months time they were all dead.
>>5322182
>implying i'm suddenly not short because i grew one inch
i'm 5'7 lay off
>>5322152
I recently saw some episodes and I'm convinced that no one ever laughed with it. the jokes and visual gags were terrible even for it's time
my mother used to watch it unironically though, but she was into it just for the drama
>>5322153
>not using the water spouting thingy to cleanse butt after having a good shit
lol enjoy your dry butthole and your ass cancer
>>5322182
Well, i doubled it in like 2 months easily, and then in the last 2.5 months its been a slow and painful effort to eke out some gains.
>>5322217
the drama wasn't even good and the few after school special tier episodes were terrible, like the trans prostitute.
i loved ling woo tho
>>5322217
you mean a bidet?
And do you not know what baby wipes are?
They're moist towelettes made for wiping asses, you fucking idiot
>>5322235
Bad thing about those is you can't flush them. You have to put shit filled wipes in your trashcan.
>>5322193
Sorry man. Didn't mean to upset you.
You should look into peptides for hgh stimulation. Normally increasing your growth hormone levels wouldn't do anything for height gains, but if you just had a growth spurt at 23 your growth plates may still be open.
If you wanna get taller that is. There's a dearth of pocket sized gay men as it is. lol
>>5322242
they make flushable ones
is the reason I have a slightly darker ring of skin around my butthole b/c i dont use a bidet or wipes or whatever?
>>5322259
no. It is genetics.
>>5321976
>tfw lost my virginity to a "netflix and chill" session
>>5322272
how was it?
>>5322267
Not him,
what if there is a little loose skin?
>>5322276
horrible and embarrassing and on top of that we were watching mean girls
>>5322281
I have a pink butthole, then a purpley-pink ring around it, then my pale white skin
kinda like a bullseye.
I shaved it like 30min ago to see if that would get rid of the dark circle, but it didnt.
>>5322295
are you sure you want to see a pic of a butthole?
>>5322295
>Okay but Mean Girls is actually not bad
fem trash
>>5322235
>using a "towelette" (poster's note: -ette is a suffix used to describe something is feminine) chocked full of carcinogenic chemicals to wipe your ass
>not using manly and natural all around good water that's been successfully used for proper butt hygiene for billions of years
And on top of that you call yourself "Hitler", while the real Hitler was all for green values and by extension against killing trees to make "towelettes". Hell, you're so delusional you probably even think you're a man while wiping your butt with one your little towelettes that you yourself literally called "baby towels"
>>5322300
>>5322298
do you know where you are
>>5322308
that's an awful lot of assuming you're doing there, anon.
once again reporting in
>>5321391
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