at least i have a dog
>>5320400
>Landlord won't let me have pets
>>5320400
I'm "forever alone" by choice, I haz dog too.
My dog loves to be cuddled. My dog likes to snuggle up to me. My dog has no expectations of me. My dog doesn't nag. My dog makes me laugh. My dog makes me happy.
Honestly, it's better than a relationship and all the drama that comes with it, and if I feel horny I have my right hand and the internet.
WINNING!
>No boyfriendo
>I know it'll come eventually because I'm not hideous nor a social autist
Feels pretty good.
Until then, at least I have my bird.
>>5320400
manga shinji is the cutest repressed homo
Dogs are the best
>>5320503
Can I see a pic of your bird? I really like them. Like... really like them
oh god anon i /really fucking love birds/, throw me a pic IM BEGGING YOU