>Just another straight, white, cis male in his late 20's
>Always "that guy" who acts gay around friends "because it's funny"
>Very outspoken on gay rights
>Gain reputation for both
>Outwardly a happy person, >Inside I am deeply depressed
>Assume I am depressed because my life sucks
>"Re-discover" 4-Chan one day
>Haha, look at all the gay things on 4chan. Haha.
>Haha, look at all the gay stuff on /hm/. Pretty sure that board didn't exist before. >Haha, Moot you sure are gay. Haha.
>Join "support" group on Reddit for straight guys who enjoy watching gay porn (r/TotallyStraight)
>Just a bunch of straight guys sharing their favorite gay porn scenes and posting nudes
>Boy howdy gay porn sure is great stuff
>No homo though because straight women can watch lesbian porn too
>Meanwhile my health deteriorates
>Still figure my depression is related to this
>Think about suicide a lot
>Make a lot of Rare Pepes to help get me through the pain
>Months later
>Ironically masturbating to gay porn on /hm/
>Also monitoring /lgbt/ because that shit fascinates me
>Several Anons criticize the "TotallyStraight" model of gay porn, calling it "one big lie; a massive delusion."
>Holy shit, could Anon(s) be right?
>Carry out intensive, objective "research" into my sexual orientiation
>Discover that I enjoy having sex with men
>Still have a slight preference for women
>It dawns on me that I must be bisexual
>Go to /lgbt/ for additional guidance
>I explain that I am still kind of confused, but I need the feelings of guilt/shame/suicide to go away
>/lgbt/ tells me to be loud and proud about being bi
>I knew you faggots were half-kidding, but I did it anyway
>Come out to friends and family
>Their reactions are great
>Feel happier each day
>No longer feel urge to kill self
>Health starts to improve
>mfw 4chan made me realize I am bisexual
>mfw 4chan and gay porn *literally* saved my life
>mfw Reddit was wrong
>mfw 4chan is the good guy this time
Thanks, guys.
>>5318947
tldr; a redditor is a fag and nobody is surprised
>>5318947
Good read. You're welcome, bifaggot.
>>5318947
Your life has no value, objectively
>>5318947
Glad your life has improved bi-OP.
lol just checked out r totallystraight
>>5318988
>your life has no value, objectively
The answer to this depends on who you are and what you want.
Are you some random faggot? If so, then my life probably has no value to you.
Do you care about science and medicine and going to Mars? If so, then my life has some value to you.
Otherwise I am just a faggot like the rest of you.
>>5319030
>anime posts
>in stem
>is a faggot
Yeah, your life has no value
>>5319029
So no you know about that den of lies.
There are a lot of "straight guys" posting nude selfies and asking for hookups.
The hookup request thing became such an issue that they made a new rule which banned it on that subreddit. But af the same time, the mods made a new subreddit for M4M hookups. They also linked a bunch of gay hookup subreddits on the sidebar.
Yeah... most of those guys are closeted.
>>5319069
it's kinda sad really, I thought it would be traps and shemales, but that's just plain masc4masc gayness. if they would at least admit to being curious it wouldn't be so bad.
Man, I was totally expecting this thread to go another way.
Congrats, anon.
>>5319157
>I expected this thread to go some other way
Kind of like with bisexuals, amirite?
But in all seriousness, I had the same suspicions... and am pleasantly surprised.
>>5318947
cute
we all been there nigga
>>5319103
Yep, it's pretty much entirely masculine gay porn - as gay as it gets.
A complicatung factor is thst men are almost as sexually fluid as women, even though this isn't widely recognized.
Still... a bunch of those guys are closeted. Shame, guilt and denial are powerful forces.
>>5318947
kill ur self ur a massive faggot
>>5318947
I like you
>>5319030
That's subjective value, not objective value
if you went to tumblr you'd be trans by now
>>5319913
That avatar... you must be part of r9k's lewd crew? If so, you guys always seem to come through (with gay content) any time I need it.
In fact, a few weeks ago I made a thread about how you can be straight but still suck dicks on the side... and I didn't even have to do any more trolling after my first post; lewd crew did the rest.
Thanks, m8.
>>5319603
>>5320991
>tfw part of the lewd crew
>mfw 4chan and gay porn *literally* saved my life
>mfw Reddit was wrong
>mfw 4chan is the good guy this time
Ayyy lmao
I went through the same thing except I wasn't on Reddit and I was justifying my shemale porn folder as straight because of "Its not gay if its a girl's dick"
>>5319029
wow that's hilarious
i feel superior to these people for accepting myself
OP here.
Made a Grindr profile. Matched with some pretty hot dudes tbqh (9/10 facial aesthetics). Should I top or bottom my first time?
>>5318960
underrated post
kek'd a good 'un
>>5324074
Ha, I immediately just said "welp I'm a little gay" once I got into shemales. It didn't really bother me because it wasn't like I was crushing on dudes or anything. My only fear now is becoming gayer than I already am.
>>5318947
everyone is bisexual
>>5325468
>/thread
>>5325468
Truuuue
>>5325649
r9k has a lot of gay and sexually confused virgins who chat at great lengths about dicks and boipussy.
>>5325691
i'm not confused
i'm c-confident in my sexuality
>>5319051
>in stem
>your life has no value
I thought you would care, since HIV treatments and their research is stem
Another goyim bites the dust.
And another ones gone
And another ones gone
Another ones bites the dust
(NO FERTILE WOMBS NO MO)
>>5326017
Confident enough to suck a cute guy's dick?
>>5325239
Updates? Topping would probably be easier given your fucking forte.
>>5326074
I so want Matt & Trey to be gay. Specifically Trey. Let's be honest he's probably the bigger faggot. It starts with liking androgynous Asian chicks and next thing you're processing sexual hang ups with a yaoi episode. I'm not high. This is all relevant. Hangout, Cartman. Call me, Trey.
>>5318947
>mfw 4chan made me realize I am bisexual
>mfw 4chan and gay porn *literally* saved my life
>mfw Reddit was wrong
>mfw 4chan is the good guy this time
Same OP. I found the culture on 4chan to be more tolerant of my tranny lifestyle than reddit, where most users were all SJW and would persecute and cyber bully me. I made the switch about 5 years ago (years before /lgbt/ was even a board).
>>5331056
Not OP, but just wanted to say this is why it's so important that 4chan doesn't slide into social justice censorship. Yes, there's a ton of shit, but there aren't many places for free speech anymore. 4chan may not be the free speech zone we deserve, but it is the one we need.
>>5331165
I kinda agree, but I also think people can be less cuntish without it descending into SJW lunacy
>>5331181
If you could actually keep out the 12 year olds? Sure. That would do it. Maybe a captcha about car insurance or a quiz on anything that happened over 10 years ago. That would do it.
>>5331199
Same anon again here.
Yeah man, you nailed it. As 4chan has gained more of a reputation it's attracted a lot of idiots who just think it's cool to be a cunt to as many people as possible
>>5333137
they tend to stay on /b/ though. which is nice.
>>5333192
Yeah sort of, but it also feels like a lot of them are here too. The way I see it, and I put it similarly on another thread, /b/ has always been full of cuntish behaviour, but you always knew it was pretty tongue in cheek, but now the site as a whole is just getting filled up with people (read kids) who are just outright assholes
I thought this was gonna be a shitpost until I got to the end. The amount of denial at the beginning seems too comical to be real.
>>5333286
Denial is a helluva drug, senpal. Plus reddit robs you of rational perspective.
>>5319980
another underrated post
