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>old thread
>>5313829
First for lets kiss pretty girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1QAM9rq1PA
I'm just a smug person in general.
>>5316203
i work part time (20-30hrs a week), its not really feasible atm
>>5316214
I just ate taco bell for lunch
>tfw you get new skin cream and it's great for your face but you still look like a guy
>tfw finally get the tv working and my roku box and the colors are messed up permanently so it was all pointless
i knew they couldn't have been throwing out a good tv
>>5316230
still
>>5316233
n-no bully
>>5316214
I-its just for practice tho, rite?
>>5316226
I'm jealous ;~; I love taco bell
>>5316226
jealous senpai
>>5316225
DELETE THIS
>>5316233
Did you take a blow to the head recently, I don't remember you being this retarded.
>>5316200
>Whenever I try to give someone sympathy they instead begin babbling about their fucking problems like I'm some kind of fucking doctor and psychiatrist thats gonna fix them.
attitudes like this are why I always offer myself to people but never bring up my own problems. always feels like I'd be a burden when I know everyone has their own ;_;
>playing csgo
>it takes ages to find a match
>20m later it finds one
>"game will start in 60 seconds"
>player disconnects
>"gg guise lol"
>have to go back into a neverending queue
People here should be glad guns are bad or I'd be going mental です
>>5316238
I like practicing
>>5316230
:(
Although it should help a bit
>>5316238
No elanna, it's not for practice. It's FOREALS.
>forbidden love
>>5316251
actually it's really good face cream
>>5316240
Why?
>>5316254
So how the fuck is face cream supposed to help you pass? Do you mean BB cream or foundation?
>>5316243
>playing kf2
>it takes ages to find a good map in early wave
>20m later it finds one
>loading screen takes forever
>2 other people in lobby
>"hi"
>get votekicked
>>5316257
>thinking skincare routine doesn't help you pass even a bit
>>5316257
it was mostly a reaction image joke desu
>>5316249
lets not jump the gun here, who says jormy even wants me
What's the point of makeup. It only helps you pass to other people but you still have to look at your gross man face and get all dysphoric when you get out of bed in the morning and haven't applied it yet.
>>5316268
that's true, but otherwise u have enough to go on a nice holiday or buy clothes ;p
>>5316258
>kf2
shiiiit
taaaaste
>>5316269
The point.
>>5316269
You could always get a chemical peel or a spa facial treatment. There are things you can do that aren't makeup.
>>5316269
it helps blend the skin or something
>>5316281
pleb please
I never wear make up
it blows
>>5316293
it can be fun ^_^
>>5316297
meh
I like black eye liner that's about it
>>5316245
Me 2 tbqh ^^
>>5316252
>forbidden love intensifies
>>5316278
idk man
>>5316301
As black as your soul?
>>5316300
you could apply minimally if you're in a really bad mood..
>>5316300
Your quality of life is generally better if you pass to other people.
>>5316214
umm i want to kiss cute boys tho
;~;
>>5316308
I almost forgot about the star wars themed makeup that's out right now
it looks nice
>>5316312
Its okay if you want to kiss cute boys kit. Only kiss who you want to kiss.
>>5316308
yeah I'm an emo girl at heart
>>5316314
Star Wars themed makeup? Neeeerd.
That's from an earlier photo shoot.
>tfw ugly so nobody wants to kiss u
>>5316326
-,,-
>>5316326
you could always dress up real nice and trick someone into kissing you before they are able to get to know you
>>5316324
we new wave now?
>>5316324
i-it's out there though
the rite aid in my city sells it
>>5316293
I probably would if I'd knew how to do it :x
>>5316331
More like new new wave.
>>5316332
I saw. What a shameless cash grab.
>>5316318
they don't want to kiss me tho ;~;
>>5316330
too ugly to trick anyone but ur right I'm a trash person and nobody that knows me likes me either
>>5316337
then walk up to one, kiss him first, and don't let him escape until he starts kissing back
It's foolproof
tfw you get suddenly really horny and gt starts to act out and you just calm yourself down because ew.
>>5316357
jerk it
http://strawpoll.me/6143877
http://strawpoll.me/6143877
http://strawpoll.me/6143877
We should finally end this conflict
>>5316374
>tfw fujoshi
>>5316374
yuri gives me feelings, yaoi gives me orgasms
>>5316374
anything is better than hetero shit
>>5316374
>yaoi
>more than 0 votes
Yo guys does sugar free redbull even have coffeine?
If not I dont wanna be drinking this shit.
>>5316374
neither
>>5316386
>Yaoi
Absolutely Dis-uke-sting V:<
hello all u groovy cats
>>5316374
mm idk how to respond to this
>lots of work to do
>keep yawning
NOOO
>>5316386
Yaoi has its place...
>>5316374
...but yuri actually gives me feels ;~;
>>5316357
pretend you're using a dildo
>>5316407
me on the right
>>5316407
>tfw no qt to cuddle with under a blanket on a cold winter night
>>5316413
But the girl on the right is pretty.
>>5316413
me on the left
>>5316374
You forgot:
what is yuri and yaio
>>5316420
The girl on the left is also pretty.
>>5316372
NO :(
going to just wait until my bf does me, which wont be in few weeks from now.
will bite through my bottom lip ugh :x
>>5316412
actually as dumb that sounds it used to make it better to close eyes and imagine its something like that.
>>5316419
wow
I feel like sad posting.
Red: Smug maid edition
I feel like I am the only one here who is nowhere near passable or full time yet and I makes me hate everyone. I literally have nothing to live for and when I talk here everyone shits on me instead of making me feel better yet EVERYONE here will go OUT of their way to make sure a cute passer feels better.
>>5316429
Did something happen Caddy senpai? How's life treatin' you in the Deep Fried South.
>>5316429
same
>>5316434
but kayla
you ARE a cute passer :3
>>5316434
moving might work.. might do the same
>>5316434
I believe that is Elanna's anime girl that is reserved for when people are talking about her and bexe (and formally kit)
>>5316430
cute
you should waist train though
>>5316434
We don't like you simple
>>5316434
On one hand, you're wrong about everything and the situation isn't that bad.
On the other hand, you're wrong about everything because you're an idiot.
>>5307715
>mfw almost all who started at <20 say they pass now
>mfw almost all who started at 20+ say they don't pass even over five years later
>mfw started a few months before 21st birthday
fug
>>5316430
Nice fetish outfit but why the long face?
I feel cyoot today.
>>5316434
Everyone shits on you because you shit on everyone else.
>>5316449
find a job yet?
>>5316434
maybe you should cut out the part where you are a meanie to others whenever you feel like it.
also its always about you isnt it c::
>>5316433
IM NOT MAKI! :LL
Oh look - it's Kayler and Edgar Hysteria Hour!
This is going to be fun.
>>5316433
I guess it helps that my sense of touch is fucked
>>5316449
Are you planning to trawl the soup kitchens for a new girlfriend?
>>5316449
>tfw all u have is posting selfies on the internet and bragging about how cute and passing u are because ur soon to be homeless just like ur murdered ex-gf
>>5316434
er, who the fuck am I again?
>>5316447
it's honestly about genetics, not age.
would you have passed if you started one year earlier?
probably not.
>>5316450
I've had a job for a month and a half
>>5316453
:-D I feel bad!!
>>5316460
neat. now find a place to live
>>5316453
its kaylla and noella you dummy c:
>>5316457
hi hello there
>>5316434
You do pass, but you are so fucking god fucking damn shitting negative.
If you were to be positive to once (about yourself and those around you), even if pretend, people will like you more.
JEEZ.
>>5316451
>mfw
kik me daddy omg. kik_hector0_0
>>5316456
this
i mean few pictures a day is enough like.. umm yeah
>>5316434
did you finally manage to get a bad comment when whoring on /b/?
>>5316476
10/10
Has anyone tried dying their own hair before? I don't want to drop 50-75 dollars just to retouch the slightly darker area of new hair growth I have. It doesn't seem too bad if you're careful.
>>5316434
You're a histrionic bitch who talks mad shit and then expects sympathy. You don't even try to pretend you're sorry. You go from
>"those are crossdresser shoes and women are retarded and if you dont like men you're not trans shut up Im the best dirt bike racer ever!"
to
>"omg Ill never pass you guys all pass Im the ugliest thing ever Ill never get a job Im gonna be homeless I cant figure out what clothes are please help me Im poor mistreated kayla"
and back again, multiple times a day. No one says nice things about you because you're horrible to other people.
> Tfw this fortune lied to me
>>5316484
Shut up and drink bleach, whore.
>>5316484
It probably meant Canada, did you get that far?
>>5316486
That's a bit harsh
>>5316457
I might be biased, but you could write something new. Just sayin'.
>>5316486
Boil your head in oil rawr.
>>5316483
I dyed my hair when I was a teen. Super easy and effective, especially if you're dong a touch up
>>5316470
I-im sorry bexe ;~;
>>5316441
It's OK, I always keep a spare handy in case of lewd posting ^^
>>5316484
fortune cookies doesn't real
>>5316465
That would be dishonest on my part. I will never bring myself to think of those two as anything approaching women.
>>5316495
Cool story bro.
>rawr talking to herself
lel
>>5316471
daddy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg
>>5316491
Ill give it a try worst case scenario is Ill just pay the same amount of money to have someone fix it : 3
>>5316429
me too
>>5316492
i mean... i could be tsundere for you if you wanted... b-but not because i like you or anything
>>5316476
no actually /b/ is usually totally positive when I whore there
>>5316483
>You're a histrionic bitch who talks mad shit and then expects sympathy
I feel all non passers except noelle deserve sympathy by default
>>5316468
being positive is all bullshit though, there is NOTHING to be positive about
>>5316452
>maybe you should cut out the part where you are a meanie to others whenever you feel like it.
how am I the meanie???
>>5316439
I wish I could move out but that would require me to grow up
>>5316500
>daddy?
>tfw daddy rhymes with caddy
;~;
>>5316506
>>5316506
You dont /deserve/ anything. No one has to give you anything kayla. You're responsible for your own actions and the things that come out of your toxic spiteful mouth.
>>5316506
>that would require me to grow up
See this would solve all your problems.
>>5316506
er wtf
>>5316506
>being positive is all bullshit though, there is NOTHING to be positive about
And so the cycle continues.
>>5316506
okie you didnt bully anyone
have been just super delusional and imagined it
now go get some dick
>>5316504
B-baka! It's not like I want you to be tsundere because I like you or anything either!
>>5316440
>we are seen as part of the same community as these people
>>5316518
>You dont /deserve/ anything. No one has to give you anything
tell that to
elanna, circe, elfginger, amy victoria, angie, caddy, bexe, myna, umaruchan, rawr, ufufu, dollface, anna, abby, kit, kiwi, oddish, gem, yume, E, oryx, and yourself ALL have had something in life given to them to be in the situations you are in. All the while I haven't been given shit and I am the only one out of that list that is doing poorly in my transition and is suicidal. I am not saying anyone of their or your life is perfect but its a hell of a lot better than my fucking life by long shot. At least half of you get to be seen as a girl every fucking day while I never get seen as a girl.
>>5316546
You should really consider therapy.
How old were you when you realized you wanted cock in your mouth? How far were you into transitioning if applicable?
>>5316552
I concur
>>5316546
kayla what about me I'm over here
I'm disabled and can't even get benefits atm
>>5316552
This desu
And mtfg is not therapy
>>5316553
I'm still not sure how much I want it but I'm willing to try it a few dozen times to figure things out.
Anyone want to help me, in the name of science?
>>5316546
Bitch plz I busted my ass to get where I am in life. You dont get to pretend some magic force gifted us the grades to attend college, the money from 40 hour work weeks, the effort we put into ourselves (exercise, skin care, dieting, fashion, everything), and all the thinfs we've had to do for everything we have.
You just sit on your lazy ass, refuse to do anything with your life, whine, and talk shit about people. Fuck you kayla.
I prefer bl but don't like much yuri tho depends on the author mostly, I liked girl friends
>>5316562
oh dang
broncos still suck but good post anyways
>>5316546
hey at least you arent sheen
>>5316552
Its not going to fucking help me. All the threapist kept telling me is:
>I have to live as a girl because its pretty evident not living like that is making me crazy
>have to accept I don't pass and be myself anyway
>write a journal
>go to group therapy
>be positive
Well group therapy is full of fucking gross tumblerinas, being positive is impossible with my mother on my ass every second telling me I am a loser, writing my feelings does nothing but piss others off, I can't accept myself for being an ugly tranny, I can't fucking force myself to go full time because I would be made fun of non stop IRL.
Its all hopeless.
>>5316546
Yep everyones lives are just so much better than your own. I have been loving mine lately~ It's what you make of it and you're making it into a wallowing loneliness.
>>5316573
keep trying..
>>5316570
...Thank you tbqh <3
>>5316573
No. Go talk to a regular therapist, not a gender one. You have problems beyond being trans.
Informed consent in Minnesota, anyone have experience with it?
>>5316571
yeah, she is the only one here worse off than me and i feel bad for her but at least she does not live with her mom so she does have a better position than me to move forward but she is incredibly lazy.
>>5316558
>I'm disabled
RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE
shut
the
fuck
up
>>5316562
>Bitch plz I busted my ass to get where I am in life
"hard work" does not make a persons body feminine, you were always a passing twink so hard work isn't even a thing that helped you pass, you pass just because you exist. Try having a body like mine, no "hard work" can make me feminine.
>>5316573
Yeah your therapist gives you advice and you don't fucking take it, you keep going out in boymode anyway. Stop it, start dressing and acting like the girl you are, full time. That's what your therapist tells you you should do.
But nooooo. You ignore perfectly good advice so fuck you.
>>5316596
>aife
>always passing
Somebody post the picture.
>>5316596
Please go talk to a professional and get out of this thread.
>>5316568
Girl friends was pretty great, I think the problem with a lot of yuri is that it tends to be targetted towards males, and is often just porn. Yuri that actually has believable romance is amazing though.
>tfw no kayla gf
> bought another pack
Fuck.
>>5316584
That was with 2 different regular therapists though. All my issues stem from not living as a girl and the hell that brings me.
>>5316581
Easy to say when your dad is a CEO and gives you everything you want. I don't hate on you but you have traveled all over the world and are happy.
>>5316578
>I have been loving mine lately
but how can you love your life looking the way you do?
>>5316573
I'm the first to admit I'm on the same page as you with most of that but there's one thing you can change
>...with my mother on my ass every second
M O V E
O
V
E
O U T
U
T
>>5316573
But Kayla you are the definition of a loser. You are, what, 25 or 26? You spent about 4 or 5 years making a colossal fool of yourself on /cd and about a year or two here. Do you realize that you have spent 2/3's of your adult life making a complete ass out of yourself in front of complete strangers? That you have done absolutely nothing to make grow and make yourself feel better but instead did everything in your power to worsen the situation.
You are a loser. That's the shot and the long of it. And you will never change.
>>5316617
>tfw no kayla gt
>>5316621
>autists
>happy
does not compute
I miss when everyone hung out on cd
>>5316596
Gonna have to agree with >>5316607 this anon. You really need help with issues no one here will be able to talk you through.
>>5316621
Because, I pass IRL, and I've got many people who show interest in me. I'm legally female now too, thanks to the judges suggestion when I was getting my name changed. Maybe try to work on yourself instead of trying to just bring everyone down to your level.
>>5316601
If I do that, I will be beat the fuck up and made fun of. You don't get it, I live in rural southern california, its not like anyone thinks it is down here. Everyone is a flag waving bigot, both the men and women, oh and every female out here is a FULL 12 inches shorter than me so I stick out like a sore thumb
>>5316606
I AM GONNA MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
>>5316641
Alright you have fun with that Im off to buy bb cream and crimbus gifts.
>>5316640
Kayla, what you need to understand is that people don't want to bash your head in for being trans. It's because you're a completely dumb fucking cunt. There is a difference.
>check twitter
>one message
>"wow I wonder who's talking to me! :D"
>it's from my sister
>"Why are you like this?? :-("
>oh
I replied "autism"
>>5316621
he works his best and I ask little from him.. ,_,
>>5316621
>>I have been loving mine lately
>but how can you love your life looking the way you do?
wow, kayla
>>5316640
i live one of the most popular meeting areas for the kkk in the 70s and 80s. youre not the only one dealing with shit. relax. carry a knife. dont instigate. focus on the people that are nice to you.
Kayla, if you respond to this post within 15 minutes with a picture of your girltinkler with the post number of this post written on it in sharpie I will paypal you enough money for a security deposit and first and last month's rent on a 1 bdrm apartment in Seattle or Portland.
>>5316622
You can't tell me to move out when you live in a country that gives you fucking everything. You have not worked any real jobs, you do not pay your way, you get free housing and money from your government to have old perverts tie you up. I can't take your advice.
>>5316624
I am not a loser in the real life sense. Instead my life is on PAUSE and I was told to keep it that way till I failed boymode, which by the way thats a meme and no one ever goes full time doing that and I was lied to and suckered into thinking that.
>>5316637
you don't pass to me though so I have no Idea how you pass to the general public, I think you lie to yourself and that's totally unhealthy
>>5316638
How can I get work when I can't find work?
>>5316666
oooh shieeeet
>>5316666
Quads.
She HAS to do it now.
>>5316666
Quads don't lie.
>>5316666
shit
JUST
got
REAL
>>5316666
SATANIC QUADS
>>5316666
with digits like that i feel i should post MY gt
it's a shame that i don't have a lens with the optical resolution to render such a small detail
>>5316666
here we go
>>5316666
>6666
>666 6
>6 666
Spooky stuff
>>5316669
I am given accommodation while I'm a student, the rent for which we're basically loaning from the government and have to pay back later. The perverts who tie me up are only ~1 year younger or older than me maximum.
>>5316666
Are you serious? Erect or not? If erect you have to give me like an hour because it takes an act of god to get horny
>>5316663
I bet you don't stick out as bad as I do in girl mode.
>>5316653
No people hate me for being trans, I realize people were making fun of me when I went out in girl mode and why wouldn't they, I am a freak
>>5316669
You can scrutinize anyone here's pics and 'see' them non-passing if you try hard enough. Hell you can clock cis women if you try hard enough.
Half of passing IRL is demeanor, and how you hold yourself. I've got that down and it's enough to make up for the slight masculinity I do have. I'd suggest maybe trying to work on that if you think you're still failing passing?
I'm not lying to myself, the judge literally suggested the gender marker change, not me :^).
You're the only one doing this to yourself Kayla.
>>5316666
this is like an episode of Black Mirror, kek
>>5316687
It doesn't have to be erect, as long as the numbers are legible enough to prove that its yours.
>>5316613
yeh female authors are better imho
things for men tend to bore me unless there is some other kind of appeal
>>5316687
> she's actually gonna do it
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>5316706
underrated post
>>5316706
she isnt.
>>5316666
https://unsee
.cc/sepobiru/
https://youtu.be/nGEKZeDarnY
Anyone else recognize themselves in this?
>>5316712
WEW
>>5316687
Wear andro clothes and tie your tits down
>>5316712
It's adorable
>>5316712
that's not what anon asked you to do
>>5316712
Ok, that isn't exactly what I asked for but you have a cute, feminine penis so I'll still pay up. Email me at [email protected] with your paypal details to claim your prize.
>>5316712
6666 faggot better pay up.
>>5316712
>>5316733
TOP KEK
>>5316733
holy shit my sides
>>5316733
L O L
O
L
>>5316733
oh hehe..
>>5316733
Based anon delivers
>>5316733
And 6666 is back with the dubs ayyyy
>>5316733
>>5316754
We better fucking see Kayla's PayPal top know it actually went through
>>5316733
Eh, I'm not soft when it comes to humour, but falsely manipulating nudes out of somebody isn't that funny really
>>5316733
Are you actually maki? Prove it.
>>5316704
Iktf
>tfw tried to watch strawberry panic and got bored to tears
>>5316727
Browse where though?
>>5316761
if it actually goes through im capping this shit
>>5316762
this desu
I bet kayla's little heart is broken now
>>5316712
Aw it’s deleted. Please tell me one of you girls saved it.
>>5316777
It wasn't much to look at.
>>5316733
ASSHOLE
>>5316777
It was cute
>>5316777
she had the most feminine penis and breasts ever
>>5316762
If all it takes to get your nudes is an empty promise of money that you have no means of verifying posted by an anon on an imageboard than were they really truly yours in the first place? : 3
>>5316784
Just read everything on dynasty-scans if you want non-porn girl/girl stuff.
>>5316783
kek'd and rekt
>>5316783
poor kayla :(
>>5316783
awwww
What the hell just happened?
>>5316793
Is that only for girl-girl stuff or is it a general manga hosting site? I don't usually seek yuri out specifically, I have a pretty wide range of genres I like to read.
>>5316803
I got used and now I feel dirty and ashamed.
>>5316792
She's in a vulnerable state, she wasn't being cheap, she's desperate to escape her situation. Obviously she's messed up and needs therapy, but fucking with her and proving her neuroses about people to be true doesn't help. Not to mention it's just a skeezy thing to do.
>>5316803
6666 anon was lying and being a creepy shit
>>5316489
I failed NaNoWriMo. I have you on Skype right? I'll keep you in mind when I edit some of the short stories I managed to get out of October and November.
>>5316784
I'm pretty far from a manga expert either, I do own a handful of volumes of physical manga but don't know much about where to read fan scanlations, or how to filter out the stuff that's just porn. Thanks for the tip though.
>>5316807
It's almost entirely girl/girl stuff. Very few exceptions.
Should we set up like a fund for her or something?
It's not nice to see someone used like that.
I'd be up for giving her free board for a while, but I live in Australia so it's no use to anyone.
>>5316809
It is fun though.
