I'm at work and super bored
Anyone want to share some stories?
>>5315208
>Have a friend, who is an absolute qt
>He goes to same school as I do
>I have a massive crush on him, but never tell anyone
>One day I host a party at my place
>Invite my qt friend
>I get fairly drunk
>I grab the qt and take him to an empty room
>I tell that I have a crush on him
>Turns out he feels the same way about me
It was unreal. Now I have a qt bf.
>>5315268
that's awesome dude. I fucking hate you
>>5315268
Did you know he was gay?
>>5315272
I wasn't sure, but there were some subtle signs that he was gay.
>>5315277
Man, I would love to fuck my bff no homo style. I've always had fantasies about us "training" for heterosex.
>>5315285
>>5315277
Like what?
>>5315208
Once upon a time, there was a faggot named "OP"...
>>5315599
...g-go on
>>5315208
My first time having gay s.e.x
>Be with first bf for five months
>Got my place for myself because parents were on vacation
>I was nervous and told him so
>"It's ok, Anon, I'll make it so it'll be special for both of us" (he was not a virgin)
>Gets home
>Gives me flowers and chocolates, which was very cheesy and I really didn't like but it was still qt
>Things get even more dumb teenage love movie when he plays some slow music on the computer
>Go to bed, start making out and fooling around
>Thisisit.png
>He lubes up his fingers and my hole and starts fingering me
>feels pretty horrible to be honest
>I let him continue anyways thinking it would get better
>It doesn't - I tell him so
>more_lube_more_fingers
>still feels pretty bad but I tell him I think I'm open now
>I just wanted to finish with the whole thing
>He starts inserting dick
>Only pain
>He thrusts for a while
>More pain
>I tell him to stop
>He pulls out
>He says, "Oh, shit"
>Literally shit
>on his dick (condom tho) on the bed sheets
>everywhere
>I run to the bathroom to wash myself and cry
>It was so embarrassing I could never be comfortable around him again
>Waited two months so he wouldn't think it was because of the shit
>Broke up with him
>Never been a bottom again and probably never will.
>>5315791
What a...shitty situation
>>5315991
The biggest cliché of all fag chan replies.
