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old thred
>>5303651
;~;
Mornin' Sheen
>>5306243
Do you have permission to use that picture?
;)
>>5306253
gibsmedat
>>5306253
Whores! [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
Just drank a beer might be drunk soon, I think I might Suicide but I'm not sure how to do it, I was a trip
Ama
>>5306251
I... I don't know I am 32 and what is this
>>5306258
what was your trip
sent the trip cartman
>>5306241
Yah those outfits were atrocious lol. Still its a good idea to know what your body type is before buying something tbqh. There's definitely better guides. I kinda just picked the first one that looked comprehensive while scrolling through Google images.
>>5306260
My trip name or my tripcode?
My first birthday in a real dress (after 2 years on HRT).
My dream came true.
>>5306258
How fat are you?
>>5306261
Got it, thanks senpai.
>>5306261
Didnt work, you sure your generator works?
>>5306266
I'm average
Not fat
>>5306271
We talking normal average or american average?
You know the drill, post what you're listening to right now!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw9tazfA3aY
>>5306243
>this thread edition
>>5306276
https://youtu.be/tCCRTaoG39I
>>5306276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEHqPCA_lzQ
>>5306275
I'm then by American standards
>>5306276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmQJ6_g9p4A
>>5306270
ﾓﾒﾝﾄ
Hey what size rings do you people wear? Size 10 here
>>5306283
I'm always afraid to click your links in case it's that ear bleeding static again lol
test
test?
>>5306289
chill man, relax
>>5306291
>>5306295
Did you use the same trip? Didnt work for me for some reason.
If you fucked up send the new trip here: [email protected]
Not sure if the old throwaway is still updating.
AFK, walking the dogs.
>>5306301
sent
>>5306276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rywUS-ohqeE
>>5306288
Size 9
>>5306288
I have no idea, can't remember the last time I wore a ring.
>>5306276
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kqr68l5YSc0
>>5306288
unbite yo nails gurl you'll thank yourself
size 6 here
What should I get for Christmas?
>>5306276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWwTNQBRLxw
>>5306319
im trying! polish is helping. also damn, u have real girl hands
>>5306320
what sorts of things do you like?
>>5306288
I don't think this has a size
how to find out ring size
>>5306276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsNaj6l5z8M
>>5306323
theyre in girl-range but their still ugly as sin
>>5306328
wrap a string around your finger, measure the length of the string, and convert measurement to size. alternatively, try to try on a lot of rings in forever 21 and then cry when you realize you'll never be able to buy cute cheap rings because actual woman sizes don't go past your knuckle
>>5306328
I know they have ring size testing sheets, maybe at jewelry stores?? They're like big sheets of plastic with holes cut in them, like a connect 4 thingy
>>5306333
YAY FOR BABBYS FIRST TRIPS
>>5306333
>tfw giant spider hands
>>5306281
Kate Bush anon<3
I love you :3
>tfw coming off sickness and cant sustain girlvoice
I dont think my hands are too bad
>>5306335
>>5306338
I-I was just wondering in case of a nightmare scenario that will never happen
>go shopping with boyfriend
>he stops outside jewellery store and says "hey shan, come here"
>gets down on one knee and proposes, whilst crying I say yes and he picks me up and kisses me then takes me inside to pick a ring
>best day of my life
>get to picking a ring
>fingers literally too big for any womens sizes
>snooty attendant tuts, sighs and rolls her eyes in one action
>grabs the mens sizes, I fit in the larger end of the rings
>starting to tear up, the snooty attendant is smiling
>boyfriend says "its okay hon (first time ever saying hon, short for honey but he wouldn't know what hon means here) theres still lots of pretty rings in your size"
>run out of the shop crying
>fall over
>tuck comes undone
>get arrested for public indecency
>get sent to a mens prison
>fiancee moves on and marries a cis girl
>>5306288
Size 7, is that good? I don't have much experience with these things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMxrdwxg7XQ
r8 my hands
>>5306276
Catching up on all the great metal I've missed for being born in 1995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEzmr3_Dmv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLvLcioo86Y
>>5306362
You have very elaborate fantasies of failure
>>5306367
>dat disdainful, cold look
I want someone to look at me like that
>>5306376
Anime/10
>>5306376
isis tier
>>5306383
am i a real anime girl??
>>5306376
feet/10
reminder that women can't fight so we need BFs for protection.
>>5306390
You're pretty anime for a 3d girl
Are we posting hands
Mine are terrible plus I bite my nails. I'm the worst.
>>5306383
>>5306397
all of me or just my hands ??
>tfw ur feeling increasingly distant and detached from everything
to find ring-size:
1. find coin thats near the size of your ring
2. google circumference of said coin
3. convert
good for an estimate at least
>>5306398
Cute plushie. Sanrio? :0
>tfw probably should moisturize more >.>
>>5306396
my partner protects me,
checkmate atheists
>>5306410
Then your partner is a boy.
>>5306398
you have girly, slender fingers
>>5306383
>You have very elaborate fantasies of failure
thats because I am experienced with failure
for example, measuring my ring finger I have a 79mm circumference
the largest US ring goes up to 77.4mm
I knew this would happen because this always happens
>>5306375
No my hands are all gross and veiny, yours seem nicer
i'm watching matilda right now and lavender is so fucking cute. like #goals
did anyone else used to love his movie? growing up i wanted to be miss honey lol
![[Doremi].Happiness.Charge.Precure.24.[1280x720].[09CD62C5].mkv_snapshot_06.56_[2014.07.20_02.08.35].png](https://i.imgur.com/HyoUDFL.png "[Doremi].Happiness.Charge.Precure.24.[1280x720].[09CD62C5].mkv_snapshot_06.56_[2014.07.20_02.08.35].png")
>>5306408
>Sanrio?
No
>>5306411
nah I'm pretty sure she's a girl
it's not like u need a dick to protect someone
>>5306424
Ah. I thought the mouth on yours looked similar to their stuff. Sry~
>>5306423
I still love this fucking movie
So many good quotes
>>5306417
Pretty sure we have the same mic, sheen.
Samson C01U?
>>5306428
Yes you do.
>>5306433
Maybe you should see someone about the autism, it's going to get you beaten one day.
>>5306433
how is my personality anime ??
>>5306423
I fucking loved this movie. Made me want telekinesis for years of my childhood
Also I almost picked Matilda as a name but..yeah. kinda old ladyish.
Seriously though..great movie.
>>5306423
I wanted to be matilda but mostly because she had a fun superpower.
There's a broadway musical of it now apparently which I hadn't heard about.
>>5306443
it seems like if someone was trying to hurt me then a gun or something might be more effective
>>5306434
No prob
Rawr is a piece of shit that doxxed edie kayla and ufufu.
#istandwithufufu
>>5306450
You can't shoot a gun if you aren't penisabled.
>>5306455
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>5306423
sure
>>5306457
It's funny because my stand is also broken so it always falls down like that.
>>5306458
Fuck off rawr you evil deranged piece of shit. No one likes a balding faggot.
>>5306464
I'm not rawr though
>>5306466
Yes you are. Fuck off.
>>5306468
Lol okay bro
>>5306457
Make your bed sheen! D:<
>>5306462
mine isnt broken I just prefer it positioned like that so I can see the screen
I used to make lets plays for youtube as a hobby but I deleted them all because guyvoice
>>5306474
Again you misgender people you piece of shit. Just fuck off and die, no one likes you or wants you to live.
>>5306307
Testing
>>5306476
I will later when I feel a little more functional
what should i order for takeout tonight? it should be at least somewhat diet conscious, i think i've probably had like 700 cals today and don't wanna go over 1500
>>5306490
Heil
>>5306307
Thanks senpai.
>>5306483
But they do, a psychotic hon on the internet doesn't count for much.
>>5306496
Banh Mi?
A small plate of sushi?
>>5306500
Go away rawr
>>5306500
You're the psychotic hon, rawr. Show me one person that actually likes you. Oh wait, you can't.
FUCK OFF.
>>5306501
what's bahn mi? i don't like sushi =\
>>5306455
kayla wasn't doxed, family
>>5306496
Small artisinal sandwich
>>5306498
okay now be my bf ;o)
>>5306504
You still haven't told me why you're so buttblasted yet
>>5306506
Yes she was.
>>5306509
trip on you cunt
>>5306508
I thought you're transbian
>>5306511
when
>>5306509
fuck off rawr
>>5306514
im bi
>tfw gt
>>5306508
>bf
cartman is a girl you fucking shitlord
>>5306516
Yesterday. Rawr poster her pics and personal info on /b/.
>>5306436
>>5306447
>>5306448
>tfw amongst frands with good taste
feels good familia
miss honey was just so nice and pretty she's everything
>>5306455
? rawr never doxxed me
>>5306505
vietnamese sandwich, really nice when well made, not too calorie heavy.
>>5306505
bahn mi is a vienamese sandwich using a mini french baguette, pan fried meat, pate and pickled veges/salad
>>5306522
is Rawr a hacker?
>>5306518
Oh
I could be bi, but I dunno yet
I'm attracted to your voice
Just heard a tranny talking about 'gaydar' and came here to ask you.
Wouldn't it be se derogatory calling the dude interested in you gay?
Just wondering
>>5306522
but everyone here knows where kayla lives and everyone saw her pics even the nude ones
>>5306519
just get srs and dont detransition so your vaginal fluids turn into bubbly white stuff
>>5306535
But I don't want to pass, you do.
>>5306533
Srs scares me tho ;~;
edie thinks he's a PoC but he's just a common generic cracker
>>5306524
be honest
you'd kill to be domed by Miss Trunchbull
>>5306530
*self derogatory
>>5306539
then why constatly whine about it baldy?
You're worse than potc
>>5306540
then you are just a dude who took his dickgirl fetish too far
>>5306530
Yeah, pretty much.
Tranny is a slur, by the way.
>>5306551
pls ... wanting srs isn't the same as needing a female body w/ functioning parts
r.i.p. kayla
;~;
>>5306541
fuck off rawr
>>5306546
lol kill yourself faggot, why are you so obsessed with me
>>5306550
Stop taking E and start taking T
>>5306555
Well she was an obnoxious bitch
>>5306557
wanting srs = wanting a female body without functioning parts
>>5306550
By being mtftm.
>>5306558
I hope she is okay :(
>>5306560
he loves you and wants to stuff your boypussy with his 1 inch nerdcock
>>5306560
>tfw starting to get horny
>tfw dildo hasn't been delivered yet
it's a tough life
>>5306535
no she didn't lol
i'm only defending her because i don't like when people assume or lie
>>5306541
i'm mexican and iranian idk what to tell u. my mommy looks more hispanic than me tho
>>5306542
EW LOL
>>5306579
just use your fingers nigga
>>5306581
oh wow, your mom is pretty gourgeous.. ._.
>>5306585
that's gross though, I don't want no poo fingers, and also I have nails so that's also a no go
>>5306581
mexican = white
iranian = white
you look russian or some other common cracker type
fuck off you attention whoring cracker
>>5306586
There's at least one person who did this without regretting.
>>5306508
Girls only
>>5306593
you dont get outside much do you
>>5306581
Yes SHE did. Stop defending someone that would murder you without a second thought.
>>5306581
how does your mother feel about her son being an internet amateur porn celebrity?
Post your boymode
>>5306581
post f ee t
>>5306593
>mexican = white
>iranian = white
>brown people are just white! only niggers get to be PoC and only if they're subsaharan tarbabies!
>>5306600
Haha what the fuck are you even going on about now, I think it's time to ingest some bleach hon
>>5306592
getting poo on your fingers means there is something wrong with your hygiene
>>5306604
You don't have a boy mode anymore Angie
>>5306528
you like my voice? not many people do
Any1 seen this? Thought some of you might be interested. It was on the reddit front page.
How are you girls supposed to compete against THIS?
You're not even black.
And where da booties at.
>>5306604
damn they really botched your FFS bad, angela
>>5306619
post voice again
>>5306620
>>5306625
give it a few years...
>>5306622
gross
>>5306620
penile inversion is shit and is for uncut losers. Suporn or bust
>>5306455
This.
>>5306630
Jelly much that a black girl is knocking white grilles out of the water?
>>5306589
ye i have the prettiest mommy in the whole world ^__^ well she is to me anyways. i love her lots
>>5306593
you're not very bright
>>5306596
>>5306600
yall need to stop
>>5306603
she knows what i do for work and she supports me and doesn't care. last night i was with my aunt talking about how i gave lapdances at a strip club and she was just like "hm i always saw you doing that sort of thing at least once" lmao!!!
>>5306620
pretty funny
>>5306604
I only have a boymode at the moment.
>>5306632
>she thinks Suporn does things significantly differently from the main western surgeons
kek
>>5306622
nicki minaj? nigga put her near an open flame and the bitch will turn into a puddle
>all these generic white monkeys pretending they are not white for extra special snowflake points
LOL
>>5306638
I miss my mom.. ._.
>>5306594
I think most ppl get srs w/o regret tho...
>>5306644
nah i'm white af
>>5306635
alien eyes
sloopy chin
permanent retard expression
>>5306641
but he does... The vaginal cavity is created using scrotal tissue rather than an inverted penis. As it should be, because the tissues are homologous
>>5306649
I mean at least one detransitioner who didn't regret srs.
>>5306643
I would fuck her so hard her ancestors in africa could feel it.
Pic related, my great great great grandfather Knut Jönsson the explorer.
>>5306622
I love Nicki. There's no competition here. Just affection.
>I want ur ass so bad nicki
>>5306638
you're not very brown/black
>>5306276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAtAM7vtgc
>>5306654
My eyes always been like this
>sloppy chin
Um it's round though?
>retard expression
Excuse me whaaaaaaat
>>5306658
He uses penile tissue in the vaginal cavity (you can't get anywhere near the depths he claims just on scrotum without grafts), pretty much everyone in the west who matters uses scrotal tissue in the vaginal cavity.
At this point you're repeating a meme without bothering to check how true it is.
>>5306647
i miss your mom too
#rekt
>>5306644
I'm like the whitest of the white
>>5306669
will you stop posting that sad middle aged crossdressing gay polack already?
>>5306670
you look like you have teh downs
no offense bro
>>5306670
your face looks unatural and dissaproportionate to the rest of you
>people still give angie attention
>>5306604
>how do you want your face senpai?
>just fuck my shit up
>>5306681
Yeah there's comparison, but hey you tried your best.
>>5306678
good, don't ever take the dishonest wigger route like dollface did
white people should never pretend they are exotic ever
>>5306626
in in bed, later
I want an epilator. What's a decent one?
I'd prefer a wet/dry one so I can use it in the bath if I want.
>think i look kinda cute today
>take a picture
>fucking disgusting broad chin giant nose freak
is this actually how other people see me? do i only think i look alright sometimes because i'm so used to my appearance?
>>5306644
I'm too white Q.Q I went to buy some bb cream yesterday and sales rep apologized because they didn't have a shade light enough in stock.
>>5306697
stop worrying lol be happy with what you have :)
>>5306690
>says the pole
I want to take Angie camping and hold her hand while roasting marshmallows.
>>5306695
braum is good brand. most are wet/dry.
Alright, I'm tired of living like this. What's the quickest way I can transition to female?
>>5306712
see a therapist
>>5306712
Start presenting right now
>>5306712
>transition to female
You could be a girly boy but you'll never be female.
>>5306695
I've got a braun wet and dry one which is quite good, they're often on offer on amazon's daily deals if you check there. The only problem with it is you can't charge and use it at the same time
>>5306679
Trip on dollface
>>5306705
poles are as exotic as iranians
they both belong to the same tribe of white people
>>5306690
I'm half Irish, quarter Brit, and quarter generic USA White Person. I couldn't pretend even if I wanted to lol.
>>5306729
based irish bloodline
Great.
Salty-Anon power hour is in full swing I see.
Can you fucking cunts not just shut the fuck up? I really don't understand how any of this insipid bitching is keeping you entertained. It's just the same old shit every night.
if faye was here he would punch all of you to death like the manly alpha he is
>>5306733
Irish people are the niggers of Western Europe
>>5306734
i can't stfu. i have to compensate for my eternal hondom somehow
>>5306734
how many other hobbies occupy your life, anon?
>>5306742
if you say so m8
>>5306742
no, that's slavs
This is way more than 800 calories fugg
wtf is going on itt? i feel like it's been like this all week
>>5306751
shut up and eat your veggies boy
>>5306751
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>5306750
>slavs
>Western Europe
Ayyy lmao you must be an amerifat
>>5306754
anons flaming the shit out of each other
>>5306754
at least you learned to post people of your own race now. i was worried you were taking your sassy nigress fetish too far
>>5306707
>my ffs is botched im gonna kill myself
>next day
>im the prettiest girl here everyone else is mad
the only mad one here is you tbqh. get your bipolar checked
