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Gay General

Did you know that for seahorses, the male is the one who carries the baby to term?
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First for National Socialists bullying anxious femboys.
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>>5304867
I can't stop farting help
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>acne breakout is visibly imminent

HELP
anything i can do to ameliorate this?
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The female seahorse carries the eggs then injects them into the male.
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>>5304873
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>>5304873
>not bullying qt shy baras

are you even gay?
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>>5304867
>pregnancy
>complaining wife for 9 months
>pregnancy over
>crying baby and no sleep for six months
gays is lucky they can not have children
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>>5304905
I guess you missed Booger being bullied on Tinychat yesterday. He couldn't handle the banter and was blushing like a christmas light.
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>just saw reddreads thighs + bulge on /fit/

today is a good day
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>>5304909
Sounds cute and all, but imagine doing the same thing to a big, tough-looking muscular guy and producing the same result.
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>>5304867
>tfw no seahorseman bf to get preggers
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>>5304880
just wait and it'll go away by itself.
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>>5304880

You could stop using gay words like "ameliorate", you big gay.

jk you are very fuzzy btw

>>5304936

I can ride a horse, if that's similar enough?
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>>5304933
>tough-looking
>big
not sexy at all. need to be smooth and soft and sexy
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>>5304953
only if you are a sexy cowboy
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>>5304959
Is shabbat over rabbi?
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>>5304960

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a dashing Hussar. gl finding your cowboy tho.
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>>5304998
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>>5305008
are you alright there?
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>>5305014
i loved elyse
thank you for bringing this gif into my life
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>>5305017
omg we should be bffs sludge. elyse reminded me of a girl I had a crush on in hs.
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>>5304867
I pertain to the idea that my child would be fucked up. Glad im not a seahorse. Also i dont want stretch marks.
>>5304909
>>5304933
>>5304959
I bully everyone on tinychat regardless of appearance and so should you
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>>5305019
she doesn't remind me of the girl i had a crush on in hs but she does remind me of late-90s winona ryder so it's basically the same
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>>5305024
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>>5305024

>you will never have a lifelong on-off romance with Winona Ryder

Why
Even
Try
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>>5305021
too bad you couldnt be there when booger was on
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>>5305028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SELe8vSqas0
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>>5305028
isn't that the worst? i hope she finds a nice lady to love and sexually dominate

>>5305026
i said l8 90s m8
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>>5305030
Sorry i was at my real life job with my real life friends to earn money doing things i actually care about
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>>5305036
but l8 90s Winona don't have early 90s Christina m8y
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>>5304880
Get some Bioré or Ambi soap so your pores can stay open. If you burst any pimples, make sure you have some alcohol to dry them up with ( squeeze them until they run clear )
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>>5305043
she was like 10 years old
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>>5305054
so was I.
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>>5305057
we were talkin about crushes in hs so
early 90s christina ricci was not on my radar :v
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>>5305057
what's gay death like?
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>>5305059
Don't know fempai, I'll let you know when I find out.
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>tfw no-one likes me
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>>5305060
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>>5305033

That's such a good film/book. I teared up when I read Dick's memorial to his friends at the end.

Other I did read the entire bicycle scene in confusion because I didn't know anything about bikes.

>>5305036

It's worse than the worst.
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Today Steve's turning 28
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>>5305099
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>>5305094
Damn shame

All these Addams family gif, my school just finished there run of the musical last week. I didn't watch it but apparently it was great
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>>5305127
I don't have reaction gifs on my phone handy so just imagine someone saying something witty/funny here
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>>5305148
I do but I'm lying in bed, wrapped in blankets
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>>5305157
Cavill is my fatspo
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>>5305157
I'm just too lazy to get my laptop from the other room, it's cosy here so fuck it :3c
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>>5305157
using a laptop in bed is a great way to fuck up your sleeping pattern
i say as i use my laptop in bed
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>>5305148

Isn't that the cutest picture ever?
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>>5305169
Room for one more? :D
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>>5305169

what the fuck its 4pm

you lazy fucking cunt
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>>5305175
I am looking for a cuddle buddy so yes
Get cuddled motherfucker
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>>5305173
every puppy pic is the cutest picture ever
sorry, i don't make the rules
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>>5305181
calling dips on big spoon
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>>5305179
I work in construction
My jobs starts at 6am and ended early at 2pm so I'm resting
>>5305188
I like being little spoon more anyway
>>5305190
Yeah gym bunnies

Haha yeah gotcha
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:D
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>>5305201
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>>5305190
sure but all i got is puppies so...

>>5305198
>tfw when sends you this pic and says 'me n u'

>>5305211
cybergothdayjob.webm
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>>5305221

looks like a zombie walk cycle from some horror game lel
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>>5305211
He's training for something I tell you that
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>>5305201

>kyle-chan will never be your highly unstable bf

;___;
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>>5305217
yes
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>>5305174
It's a joke, sweetheart! Say what's wrong with you, anyway? You're not some sort of "government infiltrator," are you?
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>>5305234
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>>5305245
Why is the dog so angry at cabbage? Who hurt this dog? Why did they use a cabbage? Will he ever be rehabilitated into normal life?
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>>5305245
Savage
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>>5305258
where did u find this
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Got a date with a cute boy today. What's going on in your lives?
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>>5305277
The cake contained Satan.
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>>5305278
I'm taking a leaf out of your book and making some serious left turns.
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>>5305282
What does that mean
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>>5305278
Eating thanksgiving leftovers, best thing that happened to me in a while
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>>5305276
on the internet
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>>5305295
He's pretty boyish, not manly
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>>5305297
Pen-boom.gif
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>>5305278
I've got a party tonight

grandma's turning 82
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I just masturbated and I feel very homophobic right now.
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>>5305307
I bet it was to gay porn
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>>5305307
uh oh do i detect a hint internalized homophobia
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>>5305311
yeah, I guess that was implied
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>>5305307
I saw the most fucked up gif of a couple kissing(man woman fyi) and the bloke funds out the chick has a Dick there's a cheeky grin from the girl and then the big handle bar moustache tatooed guy smirks and pulls his pants down and reveals he has a fanny

It was like something out of the twilight zone
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>>5305307
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>>5305297
mind if i save + share
senpai
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>>5305278
This guy I've been talking to invited me over to watch Netflix and hang out later this evening.

I'm really excited!
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>>5305307
That's because masturbating is gay.

A real straight man doesn't like playing with dicks. Not even with his own.
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>>5305321
>tfw no bf to ask netflix snd chill
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>tfw serious, sensible hardworker
>secretly, all I want is for someone to call me a slut
>tfw nobody can ever know this

this is why i have only ever dated strangers - if my friends / subordinates ever found out i was such a sub, i would have to kill myself
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>>5305321
don't forget to bring condoms!
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>>5305333
>using condoms to fuck your bf
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>>5305334
>the guy i've been talking to
>being your bf
pick one
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>>5305334
>hitler confirmed for having been pozzed and he doesnt care anymore
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>>5305336
He's just a hopeful little cunts is all
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>>5305336
whoops forgot how to read

>>5305337
I'm a virgin tho
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>>5305340
>I'm a virgin tho
I dont believe that. You said something about your last boyfriend was a blonde, blue eyed twink, so ...
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>>5305321
you gon' fuck
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>>5305341
lol whoever you are you're in the skype group
and yeah I've had boyfriends but I'm still a virgin
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>>5305338
forgot the (you)
>>5305320
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>>5305327
Oh I don't think we're officially boyfriends yet. We've just kissed a bunch of times. A lot of the times we've hung out have been very date-like, but I think this is our first official date. He called it a date, anyway.

Should I bring snacks? :3
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>>5305345
yes bring chilli
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>>5305345
...you know that's not what netflix and chill means, right?
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>>5305343
>boyfriends
>still virgin
Gay
>>5305347
>Rhett
Goddamn
Also condoms are first date only otherwise you're a prude

Jk
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if you are reasonably attractive, will coming out mean that someone will approach you?

Or will you still have to be proactive about dating?
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>>5305349
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>>5305343
that is surprising, I guess not all of you are thristy degenerates
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>>5305345
anon...
he intends to bang
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>>5305353
Press and hold the green messages and tap send as iMessage
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>>5305352
People will approach you from time to time, but rarely the ones you wished they approached you.
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>>5305355
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>>5305321
How cute is he on a scale from cute to really cute
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>>5305345

The only snack he's gon be eatin is your ass babe
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>>5305345
You do realize netflix and chill means sex right?
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>>5305333
>>5305342
He's seriously expecting me to have sex with him?
Fuuuuckk now I'm freaking out a little. Dammit.


>>5305350
I honestly thought we were just having a movie marathon. I didn't know that's what he meant.
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>>5305362
learn2digest m8
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>>5305344
tyvm
may i give u this qt kirby .gif in return
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>>5305371
Are you Patrick Star?

'Cos you've been living under a roooock
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>>5305371
well, did he literally say netflix and chill?
b/c there's no two ways around that, that's a bang sesh.
otherwise, he probably does have nice movie watching intentions, but will still prob wanna bang
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I wish that when i dated people they would invite me to stuff, rather than me having to be proactive and suggest stuff all the time.

I guess they just arent that interested...
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>there are people ITT who dont fuck on the first date
why
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>>5305378

sick burn

>>5305385

I've never had diarrhea from chili tho
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>>5305385
it's so good tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBwTaXYxbjk
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>>5305361
He's super cute, but I don't think he fully realizes it. I really, really like him.

>>5305365
>>5305368
Dammit I wish I had realized this earlier. Now I'm sort of panicking. What the hell do I do now? D:

>>5305378
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>>5305382
I think those were his exact words. But he also mentioned a specific movie that he wanted to watch. So maybe both?
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>>5305403
Nice mexican spider you got there
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>>5305404

Clean your ass out and wear a jock. Bring condoms.
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>>5305404
Well my only advice is.....
don't forget to pack your condoms and have fun anon-san
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>>5305404
any cute couple pics of you two together
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>>5305408

i doubt he wants to actually fuck

more likely just oral, frotting and cuddling, right?
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>>5305404
probably both
inviting someone over to watch a movie is a pretty standard way to cuddle up in the dark, getting lewd isn't a far cry from there
jokes aside, you don't have to have sex with him if you're not ready for that. if he makes a move just explain it to him. but like, there's nothin to be ashamed of all that if you do wanna. or just suck each others dicks or something. or do nothing. go w/ the flow (but if you think sex is in the cards be prepared like >>5305408 said)
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>>5305404
>What the hell do I do now?

It's okay, anon. Is it your very first time? In any case, the first time with someone is always a little bit scary.

Just try to relax. You don't have to do anything if you're not feeling it. Act as if you weren't expecting it, that is, just like you always do around him.

There's really no reason to be nervous if he wants to have sex. He clearly likes you already and if anything happens you'll both have a good time.
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>>5305414

I mean, he might

But what would be worse--having a clean ass that doesn't get used, or having a dirty ass that does?
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>>5305422
>mfw
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>>5305426
What in the shit dick?
wtf is that?
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>>5305430
blobfish
aka mr. saturn >>5305429
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>>5305430

its called Blobfish

it only looks weird because its supposed to live in highlypressurized deepwater.

See pic - it looks more normal in its habitat.
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Those of you who have had boyfriends: did you feel and instant connection with them when you first met them?

I would like a boyfriend (duh), but I havent ever really felt an instant attraction to more than 2 people in my life. And obviously they werent gay.

So it seems like my only hope is to date someone im not really attracted to and hope that they grow on me and i end up liking them. Good/bad idea?
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>>5305446
>date someone i'm not really attracted to
that is a horrible idea and a waste of your time and his
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>>5305426

Literally me.
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>>5305452

but I have no other option except staying alone, and that seems just as unhealthy
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Guys I'm pregnant
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t f w dont want to live anymore
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>>5305446

Yeah, it was supposed to be a hookup but we ended up just making out and talking for hours instead
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>>5305408
You think he's expecting to be the one on top, too?

I'd feel silly wearing a jockstrap. What about just nice underwear?

>>5305412
I'll try, but I'm a little nervous now. Thanks though.

>>5305413
He definitely wouldn't be alright with my posting his picture here.

>>5305415
If I'm being honest, I want to. I've never had sex and it's been a while since I've done anything with anyone. I also really like him. So that's why I'm so nervous, I guess.

>>5305416
Yeah. It's kind of embarrassing. I've done other stuff, but I've never had sex before.

I'll try to relax, but I'm still kind of worried. I keep thinking that I won't know what I'm doing and it'll be awkward and he won't like it.

Thanks for your advice, though! I think I feel a bit better.
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>>5305456

i saw your pic on that /fit/ thread, jesus

Whats your squat at now?
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>>5305456

show mpreg tumtum
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>>5305457
rip qt weeb
</3
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>>5305464

I dunno, I just assumed you were a bottom. If he's a top he'll love that you wore a jock, but nice underwear is fine.
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/Gaygen/, do we have a kik group? I downloaded kik and if there is one Id like to join.
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>>5305454
>I havent ever really felt an instant attraction to more than 2 people in my life
>more than 2 people
>2 people
but you have experienced attraction before so you know it's possible. you just have to keep looking
don't settle for someone you're not into, that's really shitty and he would deserve better

>>5305464
ah, well that's something you should talk to him about
if he tries to get sexy be like
hey i'm actually a virgin and i'm kinda nervous let's talk about this
you can have sex another time when you're more comf
and it's not like he's gonna turn down blowing each other if you'd rather get lewd without doing penetrative sex instead
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>>5305422
>all creatures of this world are adorable in their own way.
I accept that challenge
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>>5305446
>Connection
>Attraction

those are two different things. Are you talking about physical attraction, or about being attracted to someone's personality etc, aka, making a connection with someone?
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Does Grindr suck for anyone else? Seems like most people are inactive in my area. Have people gone over to something else? I'm not fat/old/ugly either.
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>>5304909
>Bullying him for being cute
Why?
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>>5305483
Not sure if I would call it adorable, but that guy looks pretty rad.
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>>5305466
Lol oh you were in that thread eh?
A few months ago I hit 405 and in three weeks I'll be maxing again; i want 440.

>>5305471 no fuck you
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>>5305486
i downloaded it last night for shits and gigs and all i'm getting is old dudes either trying to pay me for sex or explicitly saying they expect me to fuck them for free lol
baka

>>5305485
>>5305446
that's a good point, i was talkin more about physical
the whole point of dating is to take time to get to know someone better and build that emotional connection, it doesn't always work out
'love at first sight' is kinda bs imo
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>>5305482

>>5305485

I guess I mean attracted. I never really got to know them because I'm shy and they were a few years older than me.

>>5305482

But its so rare, and I just want someone to cuddle and stuff.
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>>5305497
I'll get aggressive people sometimes but not often. Most people here are flakes and I don't know where to go for an easy hookup.
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>>5305481
So there is no kik group?:(
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>>5305510
that sucks, grindr is like /the/ place for nsa bs
i'm not looking at all i just wanted to see what kind of attention i'd get lol

>>5305502
you say it's rare, but what are you doing to actually look? are you on dating apps/sites? are you going out and trying to meet guys? it'll happen if you put the effort in
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>>5305486
Yeah, I downloaded it once because I thought "why not give it a try?"

I just found a bunch of guys who weren't good looking and/or too awkward to hold a conversation, and probably that was why they were looking for a boyfriend on a hookup app.
(I was one of them too, most likely)

Plus the obligatory creepy old guys. I mean, I don't mind someone older but if your ass has wrinkles I don't really want to see a close up pic of it.

>>5305502
I've dated guys I wasn't physically attracted in the past, thinking that it wouldn't matter in the long run. And yeah, I've got some really good cuddling, conversations and company. But the sex was terrible since I had to think about someone hot in order to not get turned off, and that pretty much slowly ruined everything every time.

Just my experiences, though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv9XYxfjTDU
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>>5305521

I looked at Grindr and found literally nobody near me attractive, I used Tindr for 2 hours with the same result, then I gave up.

And I'm not super social, but I have an extended social circle (people i interact with regularly) of about 40 people. I find one of them attractive, but he has a girlfriend and we're only casual acquaintances.
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>>5305478
>I dunno, I just assumed you were a bottom.

O-oh.

We go jogging together a lot and have changed around each other so he's seen me in one before. (I don't know if he was looking since I was trying not to.)

I guess it doesn't hurt to be prepared.

>>5305482
>hey i'm actually a virgin and i'm kinda nervous let's talk about this

Oh man that's going to be super embarrassing. But I guess it has to be done, right?

It's not like he's going to lose interest because I've never had sex before. Will he?
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>>5305533
>It's not like he's going to lose interest because I've never had sex before. Will he?
Most people have gotten more interested when I tell them I'm a virgin so I doubt it
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>>5305495
Guess I'll have to step up my game a little.
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>>5305533
>It's not like he's going to lose interest because I've never had sex before. Will he?

if he's like pretty much any other guy he'll love being your first one.
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>>5305528
try socializing with gay people
ofc you're gonna crush on straight guys if that's all you're around, and that's just gonna lead to disappointment
you deserve to be with someone you're attracted to

>>5305533
i think it's more embarrassing to think about doing than to actually do
i'm sure 99.9% of guys would be totally cool about it, we were all virgins at some point
esp if he's actually interested in you, he won't just drop you b/c you're a virgin

>>5305536
i used to get that a ton but those guys were always like
creepy and fetishistic about it so any time someone says they're like
into virgins or whatever
it just comes off as predatory and weird to me
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>>5305543
Oh yeah totally agree
and it's usually guys who want to do the fucking not the other way around

tfw no qt virgin to have sex with and never use condoms
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>>5305538
>objectively wrong opinion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gGMgcC5nak
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>>5305543

The only openly gay people are stereotypically sassy. I mean, theyre great people, but I dont really fit in. Im kinda shy.
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>>5305553
then continue crushing on straight guys and suffering
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>>5305553
>the only openly gay people are stereotypically sassy
i hope you mean just in your friend group or whatever
cause yikes @ that opinion if you're talking about all out gay men
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>>5305571

Oh yeah my bad.

Was meant to say
>"the only openly gay people I know"
Obviously I know not all gay people are like that.
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>>5305566
I'll have to take out the big guns then.
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>>5305575
oh phew i was worried
are you out of the closet? there are things like gay sports clubs and gay book clubs and whatnot that you can join to meet more gay guys without the inherent sexual atmosphere of clubs and bars
or hell, even try clubs and bars if all you're looking for is some touch
the more people you meet, the more opportunities you have to meet a guy you actually like
you can do better than lusting after straights anon, i believe in you
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>>5305584
that looks cool as shit t b h
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>>5305587
Is there nothing that creeps you people out?
I don't want to use my special attack.
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>>5305578
nice :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JEhNiMW8vY
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>>5305599
it's dead m8
the spikes are a parasitic fungus
it is p neat tho
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>>5305601
Idk think it looks pretty sweet
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>>5305607
I could always post my queen of SDN but this is a blue board so I don't think it goes.

I'll have one last try then to make you convulse in horror.
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>>5305611
ya v i love that stuff
i thought about going to school for mycology or entomology
slime mold is cool af too (it's not actually mold tho)

>>5305626
aka the plot of last of us
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>>5305626
I think zombies caused by sheer mass hysteria would be a bit scarier than fungi.
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>>5305660
I just wanted to find something that people couldn't possibly consider cute in any shape or form.
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>>5305687
Which means I have failed.
I have brought shame upon my family.
I shall off myself now.
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we wuz good niggas in dis hood nigga
aint dat right my nigga? Wez waz kingz n shit
-niggers trying to enter gaygen
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Why are Sp and jupp on here all the time do they not have friends? When I had a bf we had a whole circle and would go out a lot.

Idk staying inside to shit post on 4chan as a couple is weird to me.

And yes I have no friends now.
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>>5305719

Gross

The best thing about having a bf is you can stop pretending to care about being social
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>>5305536
That's good. Even though he's not this type of guy at all, I keep picturing him going. "No thanks. I'd rather be with someone who knows what he's doing."

>>5305539
There's hope for me then, I guess. I'm still a little nervous, though.

>>5305543
>>i think it's more embarrassing to think about doing than to actually do

I hope so. I just really don't want to screw this up. He's really nice.

My friends have been telling me to relax too, but it's easier said than done. They're the world's most disgustingly adorable couple, so I can't picture anything being awkward between them.
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a good friend of mine asked me if we should pretend to be together last night when we were out drinking
of course i said yes
so i can say now that i had a gay relationship (but just for a few hours)
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how long until sp and jupp divorce each other gg?
2 years i reckon. sp is going to be the one who dumps jupp too.
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>>5305751
60 years. When jupp peacefully dies in his sleep.
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>>5305751
Won't happen. You know how sometimes people get so fat that they can't leave a couch/bed and they merge with it?
That's what's happened to SP and Jupp.
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>>5305739
Sp pls post bara tiddies
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>>5305739
i would have done the same
fucking hangover from yesterday is killing me
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>>5305758
unlikely
its pretty obvious sp hates jupp
>>5305762
yeah maybe
>>5305764
oh, honey bunch
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>>5304867
I keep having dreams that I'm pregnant. Last night I dreamt I had a cat, I hate cats. God, even my subconscious is lonely :3
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>>5305727
das qt anon. he won't reject you just because your a virgin if he really likes you.

>world's most disgustingly adorable couple
>having heterosexual friends

your better off with our advice desu. homosexuals tend to give the best advice on homosexual relationships.
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>>5305780
jupps awful quiet
have i brought up a sensitive subject
i bet you cUck him everyday while he sits in the corner playing with his bent little dick dont you
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>>5305780
Yes, gurl. I'm sitting in bed at home w/ my DS and a morning boner.
v comfy would recommend.

Pls don't post anyone with a BMI over 19, ty ty.
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>>5305751

boring troll t b h

havent you got anything more to do with your time?

>>5305796

>replying

why
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>tfw gray man

i wish i had a personality. . .
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>>5305796
mfw sp feels the need to defend himself
mfw implying sp and jupps relationship is failing
mfw sp keks jupp daily
>>5305806
how am i trolling
explain
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>>5305812

you sound like an edgy teenager who saw that one film with Kevin Spacey in and now thinks hes a master manipulator

fuck off, kid
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>>5305807
mmm mmm, gurl. Not w/ me. Not today.
I started a new file in Pokemon X.

>>5305810
>tfw no boring bf to bully
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>>5305784
They're both gay, too. They both know that I really like this guy and have for a while, so I think they're both just really excited at the prospect of seeing me happy.

>he won't reject you just because your a virgin if he really likes you.

I hope so. I just really don't want to fuck this up.

>one of my friends is giving me sex-related advice
>mfw he also assumed that I was going to be on the bottom
>mfw I have no face

I'm trying to google some things, but it all seems kind of weird.
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>>5305816
ur a disgusting individual
>>5305817
whos kevin spacey
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>>5305278
Started hitting the gym this week. I'm wrecked but I hope it's worth it.
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>>5305819
why x? xy made me so sad, oras really redeemed gen 6 for me

>>5305822
tbf i think people mostly assume anyone nervous about sex is gonna be bottoming b/c bottoming is a lil more nervewracking
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>>5305810

I have a personality, but whenever i talk to people i get anxious and take shelter in being as bland and 'safe' as possible.

i dont know how to fix it.
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>>5305834
>oras really redeemed gen 6 for me
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>>5305826
It's fun.
Best game since HGSS.
Maybe you need to get your bf % [Brain fat percent] checked :]

>>5305834
Puppers pls. ORAS was one of the worst games I've ever played, and I've played a lot of trash.
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>>5305739

Yeah SP post baratiddies>>5305763
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>>5305844
>>5305845
what? xy was a shitty excuse for a game
oras was better than it in literally every way
am i on candid camera
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hey sp does jupp eat ur bp (bear pussy) often
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>>5305848
I agree that oras was better but it was still really shitty.
Both games were underwhelming as fuck.
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>>5305857
all i said was that oras was the better gen 6 game
i didn't say oras was my favorite or the best pokemon game
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>>5305864
well, if you say those games redeemed a whole generation, it's easy to think you believe those games were actually good, you see.
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im so depressed
and i want to die
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>>5305848
Puppers, no. Bad puppers. It was trash.
XY was a breath of fresh air, I just wish it had more post game.
Z will be gr8.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0aVoboXBUx2-tVIWHc3W2Q

Someone tell me about Milo, I don't know anything about him, except that he is gay.
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>>5305874
And he is on the right. His videos seem pretty based.
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>>5305874
hes a retarded game gate faggot
and he has retarded opinions about stuff
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>>5305891
leftist fag detected
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>>5305869
well if 50% of a generation is pure and utter horse shit it doesn't take much to redeem it
but i don't think oras was that bad compared to most of the series either

>>5305873
xy was a barely finished game with gen 2-tier level progression and difficulty, plenty of empty towns, and no postgame
just because they may or may not be planning to release z as an actual good, fleshed out game is no excuse for what xy was
oras was objectively better and that's not even muh horns nostalgia b/c i didn't care too much for rse
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>>5305892
watcha cooking? :3
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>tfw you slept wrong somehow now every muscle on your back hurts really badly

How is everyone this morning?
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>>5305874
Don't particularly like him. Not to say I disagree with him on many things, I just don't particularly like him.
Makes for good entertainment when he wrecks people on TV though.

>>5305892
Fatposter begone.

>>5305900
>>5305903
Literally rolling my eyes rn.
Ugh, as expected of people on my [sick fetishist] list.

>>5305912
Die.
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>>5305834
>bottoming is a lil more nervewracking

I guess that's why. I just never pictured myself doing it. I guess I'd be okay with it if that's what he really, really liked. I'm trying to look up some information online so I'm better prepared and so I won't be nervous, but like I said some of it seems weird.
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>>5305892
..maybe i am less retarded than u think...
>>5305897
milo is the only leftist fag here
oh yeah heh and also you
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>>5305900
eh, I guess it's just a matter of opinion.

I just don't see any reasons to play oras over emerald, other than online play, while I do see many reasons to play FR/LG over R/B or HG/SS over G/S/C

But I can't get into a pokemon argument now, I'm supposed to be studying. So yeah.
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>>5305917
>I just don't particularly like him.
He is kinda cute though.
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>>5305892

Jupp post your baratiddies too
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>>5305912
my thighs are getting too big for me to wear skinny jeans anymore but they're all i own so i feel disgusting going out of the house

>>5305917
gr8 argument
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>>5305917
You're uhh you're very rude.
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>>5305900
I think you're underselling the trumpets (and best boy Brendan), fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubT2SHlePYc
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>>5305939
Are they getting bigger because you're eating too much or because you are lifting? A chubby sludge pup might be cute but idk...
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I'm new to gay sex, gaygen. And sex in general.
What's the consensus on wearing condoms for oral sex between strangers? Do people assume you're going to wear one or not?
I really don't want to catch anything.
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>>5305979
As a virgin, who the fuck wears a condom to get their dick sucked
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>>5305926
Not my type.

>>5305939
Y-you just wouldn't understand my arguments! Wouldn't want to embarrass you, Puppers. Yeah?

>>5305940
H8 u 3bh.

>>5305947
Graphics, Kalos was a nice region (always found Unova boring for some reason), character customization, horde battles and nice new ways of managing EVs and IVs.
Plus, all the new Pokes were great. Wondertrade was fun at first too, I guess.
I actually don't particularly like the Digivolves, especially the ones hey introduced in ORAS.
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>>5305979
The odds of catching anything, or at least HIV, from oral sex are way lower than the ones of anal sex. But you can still catch something.

Wearing a condom for oral sex would be recommended if you don't know wether the other person is carrying something or not, but really pretty much nobody does it, even though there are flavoured condoms and such.
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>>5305994
Dang he qt
Shame Paul Smith is such a hack
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>>5305939

>my thighs are getting too big

>sludgepuppy
>more like
>pudgepuppy

>>5305979

I would rather not hook up at all than have oral sex with a condom lmao ew
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>>5305446
There was this dude in Rhode Island who I still think about occasionally. I passed him up because I was planning on moving, but I never even gave him my number. I have his weird thing where I hope I run into him when I head back home so that I can at least give it to him and feel some kind of conclusion.
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>>5305994
You don't hate me. I have to go but just know there's a special place in makis heart for you.
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>>5305984
I plan on doing the sucking to be honest, but it raises a red flag if the other dude just goes down on me and trusts what I say. Wouldn't seem like he looks after himself in regards to safe sex.
>>5305995
I really, REALLY don't want to catch anything. Is it that big of a deal breaker?
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>>5306016
>I really, REALLY don't want to catch anything.

If you are scared about catching something, then sex with strangers is not for you.

If you are going to do it, you just assume the risks and bear with the consequences if you have to.
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>>5306002
He's 3qt. I really like him.

>>5306010
Let it go, yeah?

>>5306017
Remove that picture immediately, literally dry retching rn.
>Hardly breath of fresh air material
Gurl, I'm done w/ you rn. Too stubborn for your own good.

I'm going to check up on my ORAS file, I can't remember if I deleted all my good Pokes.
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>>5306010
weren't you going to leave this place forever for the 7th time?
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>>5306034
I can stop if you want im just playing around tbqh...

>>5306041
There's too many cute boys here tbqh like you. Its hard to not think with my dick. Sadly its bigger than my brain.
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>>5304867
Getting my BF preggers is my fetish.
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>>5306034
Runway models are so cute in the weirdest ways dude

That said your dude is more conventional
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>>5306057
Same. But just the pregnant looking and feeling body part.

If there was a way to recreate it without creating babies I'd be happy.
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>>5306065
>mfw I probably weigh more than the two of them together
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>>5306066
Well do I ever have good news for you, anon
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