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Last Thread: >>5299102
>tfw no feelings
I am top hon.
>>5300636
good idea. how do?
s-so this will increase my sex drive, right?
>>5300647
i wish i knew
>tfw listening to manly music
>tfw can't eat
>tfw gross face
>>5300649
how about we fug and find out?
>>5300635
Yeah me too, I just made one but yume beat me by a minute ;~;
>tfw you will never suck on kits tinkler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo
>>5300655
okay
>tfw you're going to double slap elanna tonight
Which trip has the most ticklish feet?
>>5300666
oh wait actually jigglypuff's side-B is Pound...
gems from the gay guy i met at the bar the other night:
>no, but what's your REAL name?
>i LOVE your voice!
>girl, you are fierce
>>5300669
i have extremely ticklish feet
it sucks when people find that out
>>5300669
>tfw tickling a qt quickly turns into getting your ass beat by t-raged hon.
>tfw man ears
>tfw man eyes
>tfw man face
>tfw drinking coffee in a manly way
;_;
>>5300666
>tfw going to scream eee-YAH eeen repeatedly at bexe while she does this
>>5300682
okay
only if you end my life after
>>5300686
only if I get to do lewd things to you
>>5300674
post soles
>>5300689
i dont care as long as you kill me after
>>5300691
i dont have any pictures of my feet that dont also have my dick in them
cant post that on a christian imageboard
>>5300685
So are you two actually a thing or is this just innocent internet flirting?
>tfw manly taste in guys
>tfw my favorite games are manly
>tfw manly glasses
>tfw manly long hair
>tfw manly breathing
>tfw no pass
>tfw messy apartment
Am I kawaii? Will post newer pics with timestamp.
>>5300694
but i dont want to kill you
I just want to make sweet sweet love to you
>>5300695
>ever answering that kind of question
>>5300698
Why is there a TV mount over the couch. What is this..
>>5300696
rip
>>5300698
hnngh
yes
>>5300699
it would make me happy
>>5300698
you could be a good trap :^)
>>5300670
I love to hah-chAA! my partner
How do I start building up my collection of beta-orbiters that will do my every will for me in thinking that they will one day have sex with me?
Seek out desperate chasers I can manipulate?
>tfw not a grill yet
impatieeennnnttttt I just want to dress like a qt scene girl and go to a Chiodos concert with my besties
>>5300694
sounds like someone needs to crop those pictures of their feet doesn't it
>tfw manly feet size
>tfw manly fingers
>tfw manly apartment
>tfw don't play healer
>tfw no bf to cuddle when it's cold
>tfw more masculine than my dad
>>5300711
morning!
you would hahahahh
do you main Peach? I main Greninja cause water frog ninja :^)
>>5300703
y do u care where they mount their trannies?
>already fucked up some stuff on my dissertation which means I can only get 88% max.
>told three weeks ago we have to give a presentation on our progress so far, mine was this morning
>wake up this morning already 30 minutes late but they do them in 2-hour slots so I still had plenty of time thank god
>pull on clothes quick, check prep notes, check the room it's in on timetable online, grab USB stick and run there
>lots of pain, wheezing etc. by the time I get there, probably not in a good state to actually do the presentation desu
>check the room
>empty
>ask at reception if the room's been changed
>they have no record of the room as it's only recently been converted from storage space
>go to other side of campus to central office
>they have no idea
>go back and check every room in that building to check I didn't get the number of the room wrong
>call supervisor, doesn't answer, have to leave a message
>end up sitting despondent outside my supervisor's office for two hours until he arrives
>he's pissed off
>ask him what happened
>turns out the room on the timetable was just a placeholder and we were all emailed the rooms our individual presentations would take place in the day before
>been so busy working on my surveying for the dissertation + dyspraxia memory issues I totally forgot I even had an email account
>now even deeper in the shit
for fuck's sake this shit taints literally everything I do, I was standing there with my presentation in hand and fully prepared to do what was needed and my fucking memory fucked me, it's impossible for me to function in life I swear
>>5300707
yume post feet
>>5300712
I have one so far, but he just buys my lingerie. Need moarrr.
>>5300718
I like to play lots of characters tho it's fun to use peach to just glide around like a bitch and blast people with your ass
>>5300717
>don't play healer.
Oh fuck, top kek.
I only player melee dps, sadistic fuckers unite.
>>5300716
>>5300722
maybe..
>you will never pass
>>5300732
do it i'll be less miserable
>>5300730
>melee
>ever
Archer/rogue classes master race
Your taste is shit
>>5300695
I probably shouldn't answer either way on this, at least not here, so I'll leave it to the imagination.
>>5300736
i wont be less miserable though
>>5300732
post feet please
>>5300695
we just play smash4 together, that's all
>you will never have a feminine face so you can pass
https://www.instagram.com/sugarvenomxo/
she's trans
why
even
live
>>5300740
you can be less miserable knowing someone else is less miserable
>>5300737
>imply rogue isn't melee
I like stealthy archers when solo.
>>5300747
>>5300741
that wont make me less miserable
i guess ill crop these pics though
i dont really care
>>5300748
I guess they are.
I like kiting if possible.
waking up just to say you are all qt's, nighty nite x
>>5300721
>it's impossible for me to function in life
iktf
>>5300751
Baron in Karazan. Best kiting boss ever.
>>5300752
OMG, your soooo sweet, post butt!
>>5300745
looks like they're also a normie
be glad
>>5300747
if it worked like that, I'd be one of the happiest people in this general
>>5300744
>you'll never have health insurance that pays for ffs like all insurers should
>>5300760
Is that WoW?
Gosh anon, your taste is shit.
BOOTS
>>5300765
Too busy complaining about yourself to ever be genuinely happy for someone else
>>5300771
BOOTS
>>5300750
u the best
>>5300768
For kiting, it still stands out as my favorite ever. Haven't played since '07-'08 I think.
>>5300750
FEET
>>5300778
I don't like pve because I have a manly taste in games.
>>5300777
trips dont lie.
>>5300777
>>5300779
here u go u sick footfags
now someone please push me off a building
thanks
Gel nails is a waste of fucking cash.
I'm such a fucking moron think they would last more than two weeks.
Hell it's more like two days they last
>>5300684
what are man eyes
I fucking hate this shit. I keep going by telling myself "it will be ok once x happens".
it could be srs or lost weight or a job or anything. just any given thing that would make it all that much easier.
but fuck. it just doesnt come. Im so over not being able to be comfortable as myself. I want to be able to sleep naked and feel free, not trapped.
I would rather die then be seen as a hon or a man in a dress. I want to be seen as a girl even if its a lazy trackies and hoody day.
fuck. talk about being sent into life on hard mode.
have one of the few pictures of me Im ok with for your time.http://i.imgur.com/wn126xw.jpg
>>5300790
Deep set, angry looking, no emotion, ugly.
>>5300789
That one finger is like the ugly friend girls take to parties
>>5300766
>implying ffs helps
>>5300787
You have cute looking feet. why would I do something like that?
>tfw didn't remove lipstick because I got black out drunk and forgot and went in public
Please kill me.
>>5300787
wow those are legit the cutest feet i've seen in a long time. thank yume-chan
>>5300797
Yeah
I'm going to have to fix it when I get home from work
>>5300792
Can honestly say I like. There's some masculine features, but definitely doable.
>>5300800
Angie you're still swollen, wait a year
>>5300804
yeah i get told that by footfags a lot
im kinda a footfag myself, but i dont see the appeal in my own feet
thanks i guess
wish i had better pics but taking feet pics is incredibly hard by yourself
>>5300801
thanks
idk cause it will make me happy
>>5300809
Sigh. You make me want to bundle you up on the couch, kiss you on the head, and hand you some hot chocolate or tea. Just saying, mother hen mode triggered.
>>5300809
but those feet Damn. I would fug the life out of you. would you like to be my gf?
>>5300814
tfw no bf to do this
>>5300814
im not in a good mood right now
sorry
i would like that
>>5300816
depends on a lot of factors
can we talk about style some? i'm gonna be going shopping for a bunch of new clothes in like a month and i'm trying to work out the kinds of things i like because i'm doing this wardrobe worksheet thing. i think i'm pretty femme, I want to wear a lot of fashionable and expensive things and lots of skirts and dresses and stuff but it makes me stand out more. i want to be looked at, just in a guys-checking-me-out way and not a oh-theres-a-man-wearing-a-dress way. i also feel like i get gendered female when me makeup is a little more noticeable rather than more natural.
what's your style? what are your thoughts about balancing your style with your ability to pass?
>>5300818
like what?
name a few
>>5300814
>tfw noone to do this with
>tfw will never pass
>>5300792
Millie!
Bitch, you like never use skype.
pre-hrt
despite my weird as fuck eyes that are always pointing in different directions, could I be a qt gril?
>>5300821
i dont feel like explaining that on a public image board
but ill do the non-personal ones
>american
>not long distance
>could handle me emotionally
>i actually like them
>>5300829
No, manly eyes and brow.
>>5300820
>what's your style? what are your thoughts about balancing your style with your ability to pass?
andro/dyke usually. i avoid shaving my head completely because i don't have the confidence or makeup + piercings to rock it.
>>5300820
I'm total bohemian, big knit hat, black leggings and huge comfy sweater.
Scarf city bitch, scarf scarf city bitch.
Add in flowy shirts, "sexy brown" leather.. I'm done.
>>5300831
well at least I fit one of those categories. where do you live?
>talk to someone for a long time, get to know each other and have lots of fun times etc.
>start to consider them a friend
>dont message or get message from them one day
>suddenly days becomes weeks
>weeks become months
>years later and I never hear form this person ever again but still see them online daily
Why does this keep happening? This is literally all of my friendships or at least people who I thought were my friends.
>>5300826
not really. hi
>>5300838
drapy shit is horrible on me because i'm too bulky and boxy, im jealous. i want to wear a giant knit sweater with tights ;_;
what's up cheesecakes ?
>>5300841
just talk to them
It happens to me too and sometimes I do it too.
>yea I just get really anxious and like "woah I haven't talk them. I wonder if they even remember me."
and other times Im just drained from talking to people
>>5300844
will you buy me cheesecake? I want cheescake. I'm hungry
I haven't eaten in a while ;w;
hi hbu
>>5300820
Kinda menswear inspired feminine, which is kinda counterintuitive but I feel that it's better for my trans body. I dunno. My friends say I dress like a librarian.
I found that keeping a folder of inspo images (pic) was really helpful in figuring out what I actually liked. I keep one folder full of anything that speaks to me, and then i look at it again after a week or two and move it to another folder if I still like it a lot. It took a couple weeks but i started to see a pattern emerge.
>>5300820
>what's your style?
lame
tight jeans, medium t-shirt, zip-up hoodie, a jacket if it's cold
>what are your thoughts about balancing your style with your ability to pass?
i try not to think about it yet
>>5300823
iktf
>>5300840
i dont live anywhere, i know that sounds kinda... weird but i've kinda just been a wanderer for awhile staying with friends etc
i got family in the d kinfolk from motown, i got family in hampton roads, and im gonna be in hampton roads for a christmas, not... really sure where I'm going after that? thats one of the reasons im kinda frustrated and upset i suppose
i think i'll move to oregon but im not sure yet
>>5300852
that's a really good idea, i've tried using pinterest but there's just too much and its complicated and i'm dumb and old. keeping a folder seems pretty simple
>>5300843
Boxy frame lines blur easily that way. Just find the right ones.
>>5300851
no sorry
don't have cheesecake
>tfw thanksgiving isnt a thing here but black friday now is
All the benefits of sales without the bullshit of family.
I think this is a nice compromise.
>>5300842
Hey there.
Well your skype never says active for the record.
Anyways are you gonna be around the first week of Jan? Cause I'm gonna be in Melbourne and would love to meet up.
oh hey if anyone is in new york city wanna hang out on like monday or tuesday?
hmu
>>5300855
thats pretty spooky. Can I join your journey? or would you like to settle in my apartment?
>>5300846
Its draining having this happen time and time again, even with people irl but thats even worse. For once I'd like to be the person people seek out to hang out with and whatnot instead of the other way around. I pretty much stopped using skype because the long list of people I met never talked to me unless I talked to them.
>>5300855
move to england and i'll look after you
>>5300856
Yeah everyone on /r/ffa says to use pinterest but I'm really old fashioned. The only reason I'd switch to pinterest now is so that I could access it remotely more easily.
>>5300865
im in new yoooooooooooooorkkkkkkkkkk but maybe :x
>>5300820
My style is studentwear, jeans pretty much every day and a mix of basic bitch clothes, t-shirts, and plaid. I probably don't have a lot to suggest because my style isn't very femme.
girls are the lewdest gender.
>>5300873
I'm pretty much the same as this but with extra plaid!
>>5300875
Now I have images of hair smelling like vagina. O.o somethings not right.
>>5300820
My cold season style used to be described as "stereotypical grad student". Lots of cardigans, tweed pants, black tights, a few skirts. In the summer I'm pretty much wearing skirts, kinda see-through blouses (or very wide boat-necks), and short summer dresses every day (plus one fake-dress matching skirt and top pair).
Also I have a scarf pretty much every day from october to april unless it's really too warm.
I would probably wear tight shorts and capris more in the summer if I was postop, the rest idk. A lot of my outfits are more or less "what I want plus a skirt" because I'm insecure about tucking all day without it falling apart.
>>5300875
thus the superiority of yuri
>>5300873
can i borrow a shirt
>>5300868
i would like to visit england one day, im not sure it would be very easy to immigrate there considering im a neet with only a high school diploma
perhaps i could claim refugee status
if only america was part of the glorious commonwealth
>>5300872
well ill be there on tueday and monday if you wanna hang
id be down, not sure what we'd do but whatevs
>>5300866
idk this journey is absolute hell i wouldnt wish it upon someone else, i just want to find somewhere/one to settle down with but that
i havent lived in one place for more than like 6 months since i turned 18..
>>5300764
that's the girl from reddit who used to be known as shrimpdick, btw
>>5300772
I've tried, I can't help it
It's probably to do with the Aspergers
>>5300792
yeah I relate to this whole post
>>5300787
those are a baby's feet, not an adult's
>>5300820
my style is "baggy chavvy tracksuit to draw my attention away from the shape of my body" except for when I'm in honmode in which chase it's "whatever autistic outfit I can piece together from items bought for under £5 on Amazon"
>>5300829
grow your bands longer, make your eyebrows way way thinner and you'd look like a 12-year-old boy as it is, so yeah you should be okay in the face dept. at least
expand that photo and cover the brow area with one finger, already 2x better
>>5300884
>refugee status
you'd need to go to syria for that, we only accept the ones from the nato camp there.
>you will never pass and be able to have friends and feel comfortable with yourself.
>>5300884
idunno if you like me and stuff and want to live w/ me. butttttttttttttt you would have to help me pay rent if you stay with me for a while :^)
I might consider it on monday. Im not doing anything. Although im a hon so too spooked.
>>5300893
i know
>>5300893
Guess its time you just live like a boy and get a trans gf then.
>>5300897
Trannies are gross and I don't think I can be man.
>>5300885
i am a cute loli everything about me is small
pic related
>>5300886
dang
>>5300895
wait are you the nyc person? im not staying in nyc, just visiting, then going to virginia
>>5300903
that's the point
>>5300899
love em :3
>>5300904
yup. well maybe ill see you there. or maybe I can come along with you to Virginia :^)
>>5300910
i dont really care what you look like
ive met up with so many people from the internet it doesn't phase me anymore
i just like meeting 4channers
i dont think you can come with me to virginia sry
>>5300882
teach me how to wear scarves leri. i bought a cute infinity scarf but its really big and im afraid to wear it over like a t-shirt or v-neck or something. aren't you supposed to take them off inside??
>tfw cant fix my shitty face
>>5300903
>yuri is gay
Is there something wrong with this?
>>5300907
We can mix and match then ^^ what size of shirt do you wear?
>>5300823
;_;
>>5300915
>implying I won't follow you
dont worry yume anon #5 is here.
>>5300899
Plaid shirt, skinny jeans and ankle boots? Do you even need anything else in your wardrobe
>>5300919
Can you just not post the same shit every 5 minutes for one day please?
>>5300918
Mine is a massive scarf so it's easier to do but like, in general wearing them loosely and unequally helps a lot with things you feel might be too defined (esp. maybe shoulders).
Like, not at the same point on both shoulders, loosely enough that it goes to slightly above your breasts for the longer length, stuff like that. Scarves are one of those things that should look somewhat messy and flowy even if the look is carefully studied.
>>5300929
Can't be done.
>>5300920
m-medium
i have a Dr Pepper shirt if you want to trade
>>5300926
well sure i guess if you're into that
>>5300934
>medium
Fatty detected
ok now everyone post ur favorite fashion blogs and then i'll shut up and go away for awhile
>>5300932
This. Good post Elri. Hiding shoulders easy that way.
I want to fuck Maddie
>>5300938
fashion is stupid
>>5300933
I hate you
>>5300943
I hate me too.
>>5300933
Why so crazy anon? I mean more than everyone here.
>>5300937
they're not a tight fit on me!
>>5300946
I'm not crazy?
>>5300951
Like half the images every thread are you avatarfagging. Stop that shit
>>5300938
Has anyone on here tried fitbay, you put in your height, weight and bodytype and it will show you users with similar bodytypes so you can see what fits well. They usually tag where they got the clothes from as well
>tfw bored
>if trips i link my pic
what do mtfg? i really dont wanna spend another day on coursework, ive done way too much past few weeks and want a single day of no work
>look in mirror
>see that I have defined hips
uh oh. either I start comminting fully to this life or Im going to look like a very weird boy
>>5300954
That's not so crazy is it?
You just want to bully me.
>>5300927
You really don't, and they're honestly my favourite, although I prefer boot cut to skinny. That is basically all I wore for like 2 years, but I've been trying to branch out a bit lately ;~;
>>5300934
Awe, I wear a large ;~; i-i can try to wear a medium though!
I have a "stand back I'm going to try science shirt" if you want to look like a nerd
>>5300856
Inspo folders are the best. Just be aware that everyones face/body is different and certain styles might look cute on other people but will look bad on you. Collect a lot of pictures if you find something you like that way you have more examples of how it might appear on you~
>>5300820
Rocker. I used to have some extremely fashionable stuff but I wore all of it until they fell apart. Had like Nudie raw denim, hand made Italian boots, Hugo Boss, and some other really nice stuff from back when I was modeling. Most of my stuff now is either indestructable (leather jackets/Doc Martens), stuff I've picked up along the way at thrift stores that I've customized (why buy skinny jeans when I can sew pants tight to fit), or cold weather stuff. I'd like to get a lot more feminine clothing to mix and match with my punk clothes it's just difficult trying to conceptualize what I want when there are endlessly more options for stuff I can do.
>>5300951
Of course you are a bit crazy. You keep doing the same thing again and again.
>>5300973
I rest my case.
>>5300958
Just take a day off tomorrow, if your uni timetable is like mine you probably won't get another chance until christmas
>>5300938
Here you go maddie-chan.
http://theoutsider.us/
http://fashion-inspiration.tumblr.com/
http://shopaholic-fashionista.tumblr.com/
http://what-id-wear.com/
http://bazaarvisual.com/
>>5300974
Why bully people on the internet?
>>5300980
you are awesome, thanks <3
>>5300967
i have a medical need to borrow that shirt because i do want to look like a nerd
>>5300985
Remove yourself from this general.
>>5300979
Today is my day off. But i've got lots to do and its just ughhhh.
>>5300989
But this general is the only thing I have to talk to other than myself.
>>5300961
weird boy all day eryday
>>5300993
you may stay
>>5300993
But you don't talk to people, you just post the same shit over and over.
>>5300987
But bexe... you already look like a nerd!
Dun dun dun :0
>>5300993
You're basically talking to yourself since few people respond to you anymore.
>>5300986
Anything to end the reign of rainbow colored thigh highs and dressing badly.
hey nyc-anon would you stab me to death if i gave you like 200$?
please respond
>>5300993
get a trip or something, constant avatars murders the image limit so fast
we used to go to 900 posts before image limit, we lucky to make 500 now
>>5300994
I await the day I hear someone yell fag at me since I live in the south.
>>5300985
I am not bullying you. I am telling you the truth. Talking to you is talking to a crazy person.
>>5300997
W O W
>>5300995
Thanks!
>>5300996
I'm obsessed with my bad masculine features, it can't be helped.
It's really annoying for me.
>>5300998
;_;
>>5301006
How would you know?
you could be the person who rid yume from /mtfg/ you'd be famous
>>5300992
Well there's no sense stressing about it right now, just try to relax and enjoy yourself, I find that if there's some work I need to do I'm way more motivated to watch a film I've put off or play a game I've been meaning to play. Just try to put it out of your mind for now
>>5301011
I rid you from mtfg.
Should I make myself macaroni or spaghetti bolognese for dinner?
please
>>5300987
>tfw bexe wants to go tradesies on clothes
>>5301022
all of the south.
>>5301010
Good bye anon. I hope you get better.
>>5301010
>it's really annoying me
Well you're annoying everyone else!
>>5301008
This is the part of the movie where you get a makeover montage and then elanna sees you walking past and is like "wow, when did she get so beautiful"
>>5301032
Phobos is a boys name
>>5301029
bye
>>5301030
I do that, it's how I lost all my friends.
Sorry!
>>5301001
oh hi. probably not
I would fug you if you want
>>5301034
But you're not sorry because we both know you're going to keep doing it
Anon is sad :(
my boobs are really itchy
>>5301018
only if you make love to me :^)
>>5301037
i want snow ;-;
>>5301038
i dont do anal sorry
also im a dom generally
>>5301021
>tfw this eventually reaches a point where we both wear the same shirt at the same time
>>5301032
this had better be a free makeover
>>5301042
i want to know this feel again. no growth for a couple weeks now ;_;
>>5301044
my benis is kill so i would do anal anyway. I was considering some kinky stuff
>>5301040
Yeah same faggot.
Hate myself so much. Not even being a grill would make that go away.
what gril clothes should i buy first
>>5301039
No, i'm sorry for being such a retarded annoying hon.
I'll leave now!
>>5301042
are there two nyc people or something
>>5301047
my dick still works fine
why didnt hrt kill my dick
not that im complaining
What is the difference between gay and transgender? The cross dressing part?
>>5301050
striped thigh highs
>>5301050
Basic t's, skinny jeans, a nice coat
>leveling up in domo
>9960dpm
>about to level again
>>5301055
Good troll bro
>>5301055
lol nice
>>5301053
no both are me.
how far are you into hrt?
reminder rawr and booger doxxed ufufu and now she's never posting regularly here again due to the bullying.
#istandwithufufu
>>5301067
Kill yourself
>>5301066
2 years
>>5301045
I'm triggered rn bexe ;~;
>tfw not currently sharing an oversized sweater
>>5301055
Gay = attracted to the same sex
Trans = feel as if you are the opposite sex
You can be both at the same time (ie. A gay trans girl would be attracted to girls)
>>5301067
Those two couldn't wipe their respective assess let alone dox someone.
Ufufu is better off without this shithole.
>>5301069
Trip ON Rawr
Haven't you caused enough damage already?
>>5301067
#istandwithufufu
>>5301055
I don't know.
I'm not even sure if this thing is real desu.
Wish someone couldjust convince me one way or the other.
>>5301074
I'm not rawr you moron
>>5301070
wow thats a while. I'm only 5 months.
pretty hot tbhon
>>5301072
>You can be both at the same time (ie. A gay trans girl would be attracted to girls)
c-can confirm
cartman i generated one tripcode so far
rOwaffeNss
do you like that?
>>5301081
thank you
>>5301011
na, you stay as well, youre fun
>>5301072
>You can be both at the same time (ie. A gay trans girl would be attracted to girls)
You could also be an insecure little loser who thought that playing for the other team could get them some pussy.
