>tfw it's always cold
old:
>>5292210
Is getting a tattoo of your waifu cringy?
Im going to get one in like six months.
>>5293428
>state that fostered the idiotic success of Sarah Palin
No thanks. Already I know this edition will be shit.
someone make me say something on vocaroo i'm bored. i'll say anything. i can do different voices to if you want. ;~~~;
>>5293435
depends on who's your waifu.
>>5293428
Is 5652 qt or ugly
>>5293435
Depends on the waffle.
>>5293442
say "I'm tired of this orgasm!"
>>5293376
in truth no senpai just smoke bare weed t b h
>>5293455
thanks c:
>>5293435
Tattoos are very intimate ordeal mang. You need to think hard and long about your tattoos because they are a part of your life and personality. Don't do something you're gonna regret years down the line. But what ever do what you want, if you want to fuck up your body with a stupid un-thought out tattoo be my guest.
>getting tattoos on a whim
>>5293442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DpBo5zmhnZ
;]
>>5293448
Hey hey.
Don't fatpost, now.
>>5293463
it's not that big of a deal desu
if you get tired of a tattoo you can just cover it with another one.
>>5293442
moan 4 me
like a slut
+ say my name
>>5293476
to be honest I prefer the previous one of the puma.
>>5293428
>no preheated bf to warm my frosty bp
>>5293463
This waifu of mine has literally been a part of my personality since oct 14. I have literally not went one day without seeing her. Shes literally my personality. Like ive seen her more than most people in my family. I honestly don't think id ever regret this tattoo. Shes truly the love of my life.
>>5293455
No why? Last I checked makis getting harrassed by people.
>>5293448
>>5293443
She's pretty. Id share but I don't want you to steal.
>>5293463
i mean yeah for some people it's ~*~meaningful~*~
but i hate when people act like every tattoo needs to have a story, it's so pretentious
I can't sleep and I have to be up early to go to lectures. :(
>>5293489
he's getting a maki tattoo. that's why i asked.
>>5293496
Lel what a nerd
>>5293442
Say "Christmas is cool, dudes."
>>5293489
>oct. 14
>true love of my life
You're joking, I can't believe my ears. This has to be a joke.
>>5293495
jerk off
that always helps me
>>5293505
2014 retard
>>5293502
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NHFWA5e2o4
>>5293491
>bad meaningless tattoo vs. meaningful good looking tattoo
That's the same as a shit ass novel by a no name halfwit author on 4chan vs. a highly valued author with multi-million dollar publications.
>>5293490
daaayum bby!!!!
always imagined my name as singular invidual numbers as opposed to the number of 5652 but otherwise hot
>>5293509
Go and fuck up your body what do I care. Loser.
>>5293521
i know you did. that's why i said it the other way. to make it funny...
>>5293517
i think you're conflating meaningful with good and meaningless with bad
there are loads of shitty meaningful tattoos and plenty of nice tattoos that don't have some tragic backstory about a dead mom or some shit
>tfw dating reluctant bottom
>>5293523
>getting a tattoo of my one true love is fucking up my body
>implying tattoos aren't extremely fucking dank
>implying im not going to get a bunch of badass tattoos than just one of my waifu
Its going to mean a bunch of stuff. Throwing my past away and starting new. The ever present fear of death that I have to face everyday. My waifus literally the only thing that's stayed constant this past year. She represents my everything.
I just need to find a great tattoo artist because even if one thing's not perfect ill be mad.
2D > 3D
>>5293512
>>5293490
>>5293545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DyBWIl8DNs
>>5293556
fuckkk your voice is god tier. sucks that you're kind of a dick.
>>5293524
welllll if ur intention was to be funny you failed
just needed new fapping collectables t b h
>>5293560
The fuck is wrong with you he sounds like a retarded ass frog croaking
Should i be offended i didnt get any sort of invitation or notice at all about my 5 ear high school reunion? I mean, i know i pretty much didnt talk to anyone from my grade within two years of leaving and i deleted anyone who i didnt potentially need to contact frok my facebook, but i just need to know if the general belief is that they tried and couldnt find me, forgot hamrlessly, actively avoiding me.
>>5293580
l o w s t a n d a r d s
>So anon, what are the girls like in Ohio?
Fuck being home for the holidays!
>>5293556
Was that your actual, daily use voice??
>>5293553
Hot.
>>5293581
> 5 ear high school reunion
>>5293600
>>5293556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bsrj14douu
>>5293593
Im pretty much 100% sure that my family knows, but they still talk about me getting a wife, starting a family, what i think of friend's daughtters etc. its never intimidating just like "oh youll make a great dad when you meet someone" or "blah blahs daughter is single and would to go to [place] with you!"
It still makes me fee like not doing it is letting them down and not what will make me happiest.
>>5293600
I knew this was gonna happen. Seriously tho, i dont wanna show up at all real, but in case i have nothing better and am feeling nostalgic, the dont wanna be unwelcome or miss out on a good time due to fear of rejectIon.
>>5293604
Edgy
>>5293607
It's not even my family. My Immediate family knows I'm gay. That was a friend of my dad's from work, who ALWAYS asks if I've met any girls yet.
It's like, just take the god damn hint. I'VE NEVER MET ANY GIRLS! You don't have to magically deduce that I'm gay, just understand that I don't want to tell you about my love life.
>>5293560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1orqZRAdJ05
>>5293594
Kind of. It's just super hot today, and I've been up since 1AM, so I'm very lethargic.
I am tru gay, and you can hear it when I construct proper sentences.
>>5293604
ty ty, you sound like Mexi with a mouth full of potatoes.
He's a super pretty faggot, who I'm in love with.
>>5293621
Ya thats a big issue. People assuming everyone is straight is completely harmless but is fundamentally the reason for so many issues with the well being of the gay man and gay movement.
>>5293553
He's precious. He was really nervous at first, but I don't mind going slow. I was worried he might be trying to force himself into something he wasn't ready for, but when I talked to him about, he said that wasn't the case. The way he explained it, it sounds like he just gets flustered and overwhelmed sometimes.
He seems to get more embarrassed about affectionate stuff than sex, though. Which is cute.
>>5293622
>i am tru gay
What does this mean? What was the point of saying this?
I want to fuck a twink.
>>5293655
oops sorry went on a different board forgot to put trip on.
>>5293639
Are you the dude with the tsundere neighbor?
>>5293660
I want to get fucked :/
>>5293660
you can do it anon
>tfw you don't want to be sober but don't want to leave the apartment to pick up weed or booze
>>5293660
If i was into twinks i would be horny so much more often.
Makes me think how awesome it would be to be sexually attracted to literally every type of person. Just horny checking people out and fantasising 24/7. Plus down with any and all encounters.
I like sex too much to not get pid for it.
>>5293588
>my face when
>>5293660
iktf too t b h ^ ^ ^ ^
>>5293681
So would you say have a substance addiction?
After taking dick vs before taking dick
I got a dick in every usable hole on my first time. I fucking got dped with a dick in my mouth. I feel like a fucking slut swallowing all that cum and I might be poz but YOLO FAGS
>>5293687
Being horny all the time is not a good thing.
You spend a lot of your time masturbating.
>>5293703
this.
i've been masturbating a lot now that i'm off hrt...
it sucks.
>>5293695
That doesnt seem true at all.
I hate when the dick hurts and you just need to take it out. And then immediately after you can ram it in and get fucked mercilously.
>>5293708
Wish I could help you out
</creeper>
>>5293708
Can you cum on something for me and show me?
I want to imagine your cum on my face.
>>5293681
>tfw u have weed + booze so u dont have to go outside
>>5293703
Haha ya i know i was kidding. I like being into older bearish daddies for this sake cuz i only get publically aroused at times when no one would suspect it so its inpossible they would notice me peeking the bulge and eye fucking. Plus its funny witnessing my friends watch like dancers at a basketball timeout or similar. I try to imagine how i would watch if i eas watching all muscle daddies like lifting or flexing or something and i started to notice how shamelessly devoted they become to watching these who are nothing more than overly energetic and happy performers.
>>5293694
I think I'd be out getting something instead of whining on 4chan if that were the case
>>5293708
I masturbate so much less than I used to.
I'm sad about it, frankly.
>>5293721
>tfw you have weed booze coke and vicodin but you are home alone and dont want to feel like a reflusive junkie.
>>5293731
>tfw
i only masturbated once today :(
>>5293730
Touche. ill come over and bring beer, bombay, bud, and bong and we can get faded and cuddle. How does thay sound anon?
>>5293738
I've been going days without masturbating, lately.
>>5293745
me too
yesterday i think did twice, and before that i was like 2 or 3 days
i must be getting old
>Tfw you're an extremely sexually frustrated virgin 26-year old
It hurts to live.
>>5293695
>this entire post
>>5293731
I masterbate less because i have a regular fuckbuddy and i hate not being able to cum easily with him.
I try to imagine going like a month without any cumming at all. Havent gotten remotely close in so long, i think i would get turned on by toothbrush and cum in my pants when i ride my bike over a speed bump.
>>5293740
Gahhhhhh don't be embarrassed we all think the whole situation is adorable
>>5293750
Yeah, your cute face around it would at least be nice to look at.
>>5293703
I hate being horny all the time. When I'm with my parents or I'm not alone at home, I have to wait until I'm alone so I can either:
A. If they're away for some time, I'll masturbate vocally to porn.
B. If they're at home, I'll pretend I'm taking a bath and watch porn in the bathroom
C. I'll wait until everyone's sleeping and masturbate in my bed
>>5293750
>just little squirts
Hot. Post vid
Is it still /fa/ to hate on chauncy?
>>5293762
GTFO Chauncy!
>>5293742
Sounds gay enough to be a good time. Door's unlocked, just let yourself in when you get here.
How do I find an older man to take care of me?
I've been jerking off so much now that I have nothing to do. I actually ran out of tissue to cum into, so I just kinda went straight into the garbage can the last time.
>>5293770
>tfw no junkie shut-in bf to have an emotionally unhealthy co-dependent relationship w/
So many opiate cuddles mmmmm
>>5293775
How old? How fit? Just a bit or LTR?
Its pretty easy if you have certain tastes.
>>5293772
Don't hate me.. :( what is /fa/?
>>5293773
Ill hit up red box and grab that movie where the black guy overcomes that obstacle
>>5293794
/fa/, like the board /fa/. Its the fashion board, and the phrase "Is [thing] /fa/?" is asking if something is in fashion.
You're such a fucking idiot Chauncey!
>>5293784
Between late 20's and 40, just not fat please
>>5293800
Hating me isn't /fa/ :( let's be friends please
>>5293776
I just use a sock cuz I'm gross
>>5293808
I just cum in my bed and fall asleep
>>5293822
Now that's gross
>>5293822
...why
i cum in my fleshjack or an old pair of underwear or somethin
>>5293839
>fleshjack
Worth it?
>>5293750
I've been told I'm pretty quiet, but I've never been physically distant if that makes sense. Even still, I don't think I've enjoyed physical affection with another person quite this much before. The fact that he's like a little living radiator doesn't hurt, either.
>>5293756
Thank you. Now that I understand him a bit better, things have been going really well.
>>5293841
it feels really good
but cleanup is kind of annoying and i don't live alone so i don't really use it very often
>>5293842
You two are so cute to hear about and I just am really jealous but happy for you
>>5293839
It makes me fall asleep quickly so there is no time wasted
Recently started seeing a guy, and I'm not much of a sex expert, but his dick is pretty big. I'm having trouble getting more than half in my mouth and it's kind of thick for me.
What can I do to try to improve? I know he won't say anything but I know I'm not sucking as well as I can. I just don't want to gag and throw up on him, but I've gotten close before.
>>5293849
but
you just leave your splooge all over your sheets?
>>5293860
i think it's really a practice makes perfect thing
do you have a dildo or anything? you can practice deepthroating on that
>>5293865
goodnight gaygen I love you
want a bj t b h
way too much effort getting one tho
>>5293883
This is how I feel and then I look on Grindr message someone, decide its much easier to just jerk off and I stop caring
Everyday
>>5293892
Do you do your own laundry? If not, she knows. Parents always know.
>>5293892
honey no...
>>5293839
Don't you mean fleshlight?
>>5293897
No
She does my laundry
Idgaf
I have horrible hygiene and no will to live
I'll cum in my fucking bedsheets if I wabt
>>5293901
Fleshjack is the gay version, modeled after lips or assholes instead of pussy
>>5293865
No I don't have one unfortunately. Any other ideas?
>>5293901
fleshlights are girls
fleshjacks are boys
it's shaped like pierre fitch's butthole
I've been laying in bed for the last two hours cuddling myself, trying to fall asleep.
Help me gaygen I have class in the morning!
>>5293900
Wtf am I supposed to do you bitch
>>5293910
jerk off
>>5293909
Weirds me out how they cast them from porn stars like that tbH
>>5293910
Kys
>>5293908
Just learn to poor a drink into your mouth from a couple inches above your mouth and be able to keep swallowing and pouring. You need to relax your throat in a similar way
>>5293923
keep doing it until you pass out
that's what i do
better leave a bottle of water next to the bed - yyou gonna wake up thirsty
>>5293909
Vaginas feel better irl, tho. If what you're fucking is inanimate, go for the girl version imho.
>>5293934
I'm quite finished pleasuring myself I think.. but thanks for the tip anon
>>5293803
Are you attractive enough to be appealing to older (more desperate/less picky) men?
>>5293923
självmord på chaturbate?
>>5293908
you could work on overcoming your gag reflex w/ like a toothbrush i guess, won't help with the feeling of having your throat stretched though
>>5293913
not cumming all over your bed and sleeping on it sounds like a good start
>>5293921
most of them aren't, the porn star ones just have fancy textures in side and are a little more expensive
>>5293940
why would i want to fuck something that would not arouse me?
also, both have the same textures b/c they're the same companies
they've all got nubs n waves n shit inside
>>5293947
Förkastligt!
>>5293949
What's wtong with cumming in my bed
>>5293949
>why would i want to fuck something that would not arouse me?
It's not a real fucking pussy you pussy.
>both have the same textures
Nvm. then it doesn't matter.
Real vag feels better tho.
>>5293958
>Real vag feels better tho.
but boipussi is tighter :3
>tfw deathgripped by boipusse >-<
>>5293958
visuals are a big part of arousal like
i'm not gonna look at a fake vagina and be all "unnnffff fuck yeahhh"
at least the butthole i got is cute
you cunt
>>5293949
How can I adjust to having my throat stretched?
I think im going to become a nice person now instead of an asshole and repress my true asshole personality to get as far in life as possible. I am only concerned with results and being an asshole gets you nowhere.
>>5293962
>but boipussi is tighter :3
Not really desu. At the ring maybe but not anywhere else.
do you ever find a porn video
that's really nasty
like really disgusting
but in a weird and strange way you get aroused by it
and want to keep watching?
and you kinda jerk off to it and then feel bad about it?
>>5293983
Literally every male with the internet has had this experience.
>>5293940
Idk about that. How am i supposed to get one those in my ass?
>>5293975
Great job drawing that conclusion and making that choice. We all did this when we came out of mid-puberty. We're talking like age 15.
>>5293983
My worst was probably the time it was scat. Or the ones with intense BDSM that i would never want to try or participate in in any way
>>5293975
the key to achieve happiness in life is to be a nice person and repress all the anger you get during the day, and once you get back home you get on 4chan and start throwing shit annonymously to everything and everyone.
>>5293991
Just stuff the entire fleshlight in there
>>5293993
Judging from your post you still haven't
>>5293975
I always have these kinda "better person" intentions that always fall through the moment i interact with people IRL. They are so horrible that you have no choice but to encourage it and lower yourself to it in order to appear friendly, which was your inital intention. It is gradual and hard to notice, but i frequently find myself in situations where i cant comprehend what i did in hindsight especially after recalling the times before where I promised id change.
Hope it works for you tho. Good luck anon
>>5293993
>>5294003
those suckers are fat
>>5294021
Are you actually that hideous
>>5294025
approximately
>>5293979
>well, that's where a dildo would help lol
You actually... Put those in your mouth? I mean I know you clean them but what the actual fuck...
>i don't know really, using something like a banana seems dangerous in case it breaks or something lol
Yeah that's why you use a condom
>>5294030
I thought you were qt
would you suck my dick
>>5294043
what's your shirt say?
>>5294033
>you actually... Put those in your mouth? I mean I know you clean them but what the actual fuck.
I don't see a problem as long as the mindset is practice or curiosity. Getting off to it or enjoying it in the same way as putting it in butt is definitely a seemingly worthless concept, but i could imagine enjoying if horny enough
Hey sludge puppy, just fyi I'm going to bed now and I'm gonna cum everywhere and fall asleep on it
>>5294043
No but I wouldn't suck any dick at all so it's not personal
>>5294051
that's perfectly within your rights and i hope you enjoy it
>>5294043
Youll make a fairly hot daddy I think. Call me in 20 yrs.
FIRST FOR RED MASTER RACE
>>5293975
Pretending to be a nice person doesn't make you any less of an asshole, it just makes you a liar on top of it.
Wow, Gloria Estefan sure likes to fuck, I guess.
>>5294049
>tfw no 5652 to smoke weed with regularly and immediately brush off as a casual friendship until one night he gets way too stoned and falls asleep on me and I pull the blankets up and hold him until he wakes up
God I need drugs. Also less autism.
>>5294070
when i press on my left thumb i can hit red easy.
without using that meme trick i gag on orange.
Where's my perfect boyfriend who will love me unconditionally despite me being useless?
Did Disney lie to me? Pretty sure everything is supposed to work out in the end.
>>5294106
Wow swede. A familiar trip. Hows the ol being all twinky and positive haha. (Disclaimer: Just messin not looking to start shit. Lol)
>>5294116
Things work out if you work for it. And you should define your own success, not standardize it against, say, Disney haha.
>>5294115
What's that trick?
>>5294135
you can avoid gagging on dick if you clench your left thumb with your fist. it works wonders for me. i don't know if it works for everyone.
Just became Thanksgiving where i am.
What are you thankful for?
>>5294126
Oh hey heron! The ol being twinky and positive is going quite well, haha. Maybe a bit too twinky (I haven't been eaten too well lately). How've you been doing heron? still dating new daddies every week?
>>5294144
Not being a filthy American.
>>5294144
im thankful for my mom, who might have been passive during the years where my father and step father physically abused me constantly, but now she is an amazing mother and i would not trade her for the world. <3
i am also grateful for gaygen for making me feel better when i am down.
and i am grateful for dick and the way it makes me feel when it's in my butt.
i am grateful for the internet because it's amazing.
i am grateful for torrent sites because i would be either poor or bored if i couldn't pirate whatever i wanted.
>>5294131
I just want complete and total validation and unwarranted affection for no effort whatsoever. It's bullshit I can't get everything I want instantaneously without any action or deserving it at all. That's all I'm saying.
>>5294146
That's good. Eat more. And lift. Or do what you want ha.
Not every week, but that would be thrilling lol. I have been seeing this one guy for a while. Hes prertt chill
>>5294167
Ya well duh. I think this every day at work.
>>5293428
>tfw no alaskan bf to cuddle and fish with
>>5294139
This is my first time hearing this.
Also why do people call you a tranny again?
You're still a boy but you did HRT but realized you didn't wanna be a woman right? Genuinely interested since I have no idea what trans people look like in person.
>>5294144
I'm thankful for the things I've never had and broccoli.
Especially broccoli.
>>5294152
heheh neither. Besides, that kind of relationship can't really be planned out.
>>5294188
i don't take hrt anymore, but i was on it for two years previously and identified as female. i was a pretty well known tranny trip on this board so a couple people here knew me before i came here.
also circe and rawr started posting here at the same time i did so... guys here are sick of tranny posters on gaygen and i don't blame them...
this is a recent pic of me but i look different now and will post pic tomorrow. im off to bed now though. night
>>5293945
Yea I get told I'm attractive
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yNMCPKoSS0
>>5294212
Ive only used internet like scruff, craigslisr, manhunt, daddyhunt. I think those are the only ones i ever met someone off of. You can mess around and every now and then meet someone worth hanginf with. But make it clear what you want. I have never been into anything long with anyone ive been with because they are old and will get to a physical state i dont find nearly as appealing while im still young and virile
>>5294222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnUJ1FD1bV4
>>5294208
Can't wait to see your new haircut, 'night boogie :3
>gain enough confidence and install grindr
>get message from guy
>ask what I want and requests for pic
>i told i was looking for someone to chat with and sends pic
>never replies
That's...that's it. Guess I'm not into this thing..maybe I'm pretty ugly....
...don't mind me. Just venting, is all...
>>5294229
i dun gettit
>>5294144
>I'm thankful for the life I live.
My parents know I'm gay but they're in denial and will never accept that but if they know then I really don't have to tell them. They stay on me for the way I act in public and bitches swear being gay is a choice but I'm thankful I have my parents to go to when I need help with shit.
>I'm thankful for the school I attend
I'm graduating with new faces this year and I wouldn't want it any other way.
>I'm thankful for being here
If my dad never fucked my mom I wouldn't be here. My mom didn't wanna have 4 kids and my dad kept pressuring her to have one more. It'd been 9 years since they had a child and they were fairly uncertain.
>I'm thankful for my skin color
I love being black. The enigmatic propensities associated with being black are so complex and unique. You'd have to actually be me to understand me as a homosexual and a person in general.
>I'm thankful for my personality
I'm not sure what you'd call my personality. I'll get depressed for like a week then I'll come back to school like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Okay bitch???? And I'll always find the silver lining in every cloud that obstructs the sky that represents my emotions and self image.
>I'm thankful for my penis
I pee with it
I beat it
I can get it sucked
I can twist it, shake it, bop it
It's a good listener
It's always with me when I need it
Can't wait to have one in me next.
>I'm thankful for gaygen
I'm thankful for meeting each and every one of you all. Even if you gave me shit this summer. Even if you're giving me shit now. Even if you hate me... I'm still thankful to be allowed to post here. I love you guys and I don't know what I'd do without this thread..
>I'm thankful for weekends
You gotta have time to turn up and take a dick up your ass once in a while right?
>I'm thankful for HBCUs
They cater to black people pretty much
>I'm thankful for my hands
6 inches long x 8 inches wide
Basically a bitch won't try me because imma Molly wop tf outta they ass.
Pic related
>>5294238
>chat with
He stopped replying because he's looking for a hookup and you're looking for a conversation
>>5294241
Fuck off with with your full length novels
>>5294250
I'm thankful for your constructive criticism anon
just had a wank t b h
>>5294249
Oh, is that so?
I'm unsure how this works.
I'm just getting new in all of this. I've never dated anyone, let alone a guy...
Thanks though!
>>5294262
Same t b h
Cumming makes me fall asleep
Going to go sleep
>>5294262
>7 minutes from last post
work on your endurance bb
>>5294273
7 minutes would be godlike for me. I don't last very long.
>>5294269
you'll get used to it
you're gonna have a lot of conversations that end abruptly, guys that never reply, guys you think you have a nice convo with and never hear from again
it's just sort of the nature of dating apps
>>5294262
me too
i came to this twisted and repulsive video
http://www.xvideos.com/video12360429/ativo_dominante_humilha_a_bichinha
>>5294270
>tfw no big strong bf who cums then falls asleep on top of me
they're all masc4masc :(
i just ask for one who is masc4fem
please god
>>5294280
Theres a sweet spot around 12-15 minutes. If you watch pro porn they make it seem like sexual encounters ALWAYS last just that long.
>>5294280
I don't dare to wank off these days, first I sit for hours gathering porn in tabs, and then I can easily end up edging for six hours, it's a life ruiner.
Hey femgen, how do I get my eyebrows under control?
>>5294289
No, you don't understand. I can go for a good 12-15 minutes jerking off if I push myself to the limit. Usually I get about a minute at best. Actual sexual encounters, i can't go more than 5-10 seconds.
I just wish more of the money that gets funneled into ED meds would get pushed towards PE folks. You have viagra, now give me something for MY problem!
>>5294299
buy yourself a fleshlight and start training your sensitivity.
https://www.pegym.com/forums/premature-ejaculation-forum/43319-how-good-fleshlight-overcoming-pe.html
So my best friend came out to me as gay 5 months ago. And it looks like he has a crush on me. Now you might think this is stupid, but I would like to be gay for him and actually date him, because he is awesome and would be a much better partner than any gf I've ever had. Is that even possible? Or am I doomed for failure.
>>5294283
Damn I'm that guy. The guy who you have a good convo with and you never hear from. I did that on meowchat because I was sexually confused..
>>5294306
I've been jerking off for a long time, it doesn't help. I've tried vasoconstrictors, similarly to no avail. My guess is when we finally get a PE pill, it's gonna be a reverse-ssri; something that will chemically lessen the pleasure reaction, effectively making sex less fun so you can do it longer.
>>5294320
You might have been jerking off for a long time, but that still doesn't mean you are "doing it right".
How are you with edging? The thing is, for now the only cure is to give yourself a bit of the old death grip.
>>5294299
this is so cute
you're so horny and needy that you can't handle sex for more than 5 seconds without exploding
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1idHAlF3I6y
>>5294334
No.
>tfw went from jerking off once or twice per day to once or twice per week if that.
I miss getting horny and jerking off so much ;_;
>>5294349
Do it once per week so that you get the most out of your t-cycle.
>tfw fapping is a chore and not even enjoyable any more but you get cranky after a while of not cranking it
>>5294357
well, start working out as medicine instead.
>>5294349
I wish I wasn't horny so much. Then I might get something accomplished instead of yanking it for a million hours each week.
>>5294361
Does that boost seratonin?
>>5294369
and dopamine.
>>5294361
I'm gonna keep switch SSRI's until I find one that my dick agrees with
>>5294378
how long do you test each one for?
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>>5294425
>>5294432
>>5294425
>tfw no this
>>5294444
u can sniff my fingers bb <3
>>5294448
t-thanks senpuppy
>tfw I have a crush ony my best friend in college
>tfw I dont want to lose him as friend by coming out
>tfw Im not even sure if he likes girls or boys
even if it worked out, we would be that weird faggot couple in a relatively small class
>>5294425
thats fucking disgusting and i was about to have breakfast
fuck you
>>5294466
having trouble sleeping
>17 booger
>spend night at gay friends dorm
>we cuddle
>he's so into me
>"i'm straight" "just need somewhere to crash for a bit
>he doesn't stop flirting with me
>he sees the gay in me
>i drop him like a hot potato
>he's super sad about it
>turns out i was gay the whole time
so my lesson here is you have to rape him and if he likes it you have an in
>>5294470
Hey booger
Come TC or not.
>>5294466
Bang his sissyhole
>>5294466
One in fifty are gay, will you take the chance?
>>5294467
if you find penises disgusting maybe you shouldnt be on here
>>5294473
>TC
i don't do this tbqh
plus i'm super depressed and i hate myself. and i don't think i want people to see me right now.
maybe on a good day. tbqh i just want you to hold me until i fall back to sleep.
>>5294482
i find old men's stinky crotches disgusting
