Who doesn't love to party?
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>>5279615
Let's have a Christmas party!
ive never been to a party. What are they like?
tips for a beginner?
Anyone wanna chat on Skype or some shit?
Remember, no fatposting.
Thanks.
>>5280881
don't drink anything that wasn't served in front of you
get wasteeeeeeeeeddd
let guys touch you it feels nice
get some poppers
>>5280879
Im all in red and ready for christmas!
>>5280892
I'm on here 24/7 you know?
>>5280892
>says not fats
>posts a fats
The hypocrisy is astounding.
>>5280904
P-please stop.
>>5280908
I'm getting real fed up with your fat acceptance propaganda, sp. I'm going to beat the absolute shit out of you.
THIS is what a real man looks like.
>>5280892
>mfw
oh gosh i feel all fuzzy inside now
>>5280893
>clickbait paranoia
>encouraging binge drinking instead of pacing like a classy pro
>maybe. If you really want to be a slut instead of find a bf
>If your butt is so tight you need poppers probably shouldn't try right now
>>5280924
post butt
>>5280919
>all that fat
If he aint flat he be fat.
>>5280867
My parents don't let me go to parties..
>>5280924
>tfw I started to compliment other /fit/izens on their butt etc just a few months ago and now I'm here
>>5280938
Stop bullying him. God, you're such a loser.
Only fucking losers use the internet to bully people.
>>5280928
>clickbait paranoia
A friend of mine almost got rapped because someone slipped a pill on her drink
hadn't we been there he'd probably be dead now.
>encouraging binge drinking instead of pacing like a classy pro
yeah that's what you do at a party. If you wanna be classy go have tea with your grandma desu senpai bro
>maybe. If you really want to be a slut instead of find a bf
>looking for a bf in a party
see pic
>If your butt is so tight you need poppers probably shouldn't try right now
that's not the only thing poppers are for.
Now go get WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD
>>5280952
post butt with better lighting
>>5280956
>still posting that fatty
If I don't see bone I will not condone.
>>5280956
weird feet.
>>5280956
Has that man ever had lunch? EVER?
Thanks to whoever was talking about perfume genius the other day.
>>5280963
ok?
>>5280967
:'[
Sh-shut up, fatty.
>>5280968
Not weird, cute. He's a very cute boy who doesn't deserve bullying.
>>5280975
Possibly.
>>5280982
lmao what a pudgester
Both this and the TC are dead whatever happened to all the gaygens.
>>5280982
>He's a very cute boy who doesn't deserve bullying.
he must look pretty qt when he's crying too
his face also looks really puncheable t b h
>>5280989
summer ended
>>5280985
STOP NOW!
>>5280992
I agree.
>>5280997
like 4 months ago
>>5281005
that's pretty much when this place got empty.
Come back in july and you'll see some epic shitposting
>>5280879
>tfw no gaygen christmas meetup
tfw nobody to chat shit with on Skype
>>5281013
>back
>implying i ever leave
>>5281014
only if christmas hitler is there
I want to see the face behind the voice
>>5281019
ill chat if you are a chill nigga.
>>5281019
Because you've been a whiny little bitch lately 2bh.
>>5281025
x-mas meet up is definitely at christmas hitler's house. and i'll show up as my drag persona Boogie Manhattan.
Guys can I be straight but not be attracted to women sexually? I like women and men almost romantically equally ( biromantic with a strong preference for men but I go apeshit over smutty black girls / muscular girls / transvesites ) but I'm sexually attracted to men .
>>5281042
I will go in my great-grandfather's uniform.
>>5280879
i-i-i like parties...
>>5281031
Only thing I've expressed any disdain towards is smoking senpai.
>>5281027
Sure. [email protected]
>>5281058
only the best
>>5281054
And cold weather.
I'm seriously contemplating legit suicide. Im in such a fucked situation.
>>5281071
Tell me everything, anon.
>>5281071
yes everything right now
>>5281071
What's wrong, anon?
>>5281070
That's what it's about? Man fuck you, I walk everywhere, it's fucking cold.
>>5280976
tht would be booger or anon, i believe.
>>5281084
Are you trying it, boy? I'll fuck you up.
I'm the most fucking masc poster here.
>>5281084
you're kinda always complaining about something t b h i usually skip your posts when i see your name
i'm saying this with love.
>http://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=docs;ox=showitem;id=7668
h-hawt
>>5281042
I'll be wearing jeans and a polo shirt with white undershirt.
>>5281099
kek this reminds me of when I discovered instagram had instant messaging
>I now can message this guy whose photos I've been liking for months!
>...
>Nah. He's out of my league anyways ;_;
>tfw some weirdo approached you on the train home
how was your day gaygen?
>>5281099
I still haven't gotten it yet :/
>>5281120
w-what train?
>>5281090
I'm trying it.
Also neither of them added me, now I feel toyed with emotionally. You're putting me on a rollercoaster and I swear I'll crack out the Corrie box set.
>>5281120
>some weirdo approached on the train
lmao
>>5281136
...It's Skype.
>>5281025
I'd never miss a Christmas party!
>>5281131
I only use instagram because it gives me an excuse to take pics of my cats and it's nice when my ocassional selfie gets many likes. It makes me feel pretty.
>>5281134
>>5281120
if this was the anon seeing a namefag on the train situation, then <pic related>
>>5280957
>I friend of mine totally 4 really realz balls out party bishs I kno muh drugs brah go ARIZONA STATE wooooooooo!
That's you. That's how you sound.
>>5281137
Sorry it wasnt coming up. Found you fegget.
>>5280867
I don't, they're too noisy and my feet hurt after a while
>>5281148
well, what can I say, I'm sorry if you don't have friends.
I mean why would I lie about that on a taiwanese noodles board
>>5281133
>I'm trying it.
Oh, she's trying it.
I'll seriously break you, fucking bookworm ass nigga bitch. TO BE HONEST.
Would you?
>>5281155
Uh huh. If you were really sorry you'd Asian-up my noodle with an apology.
>>5281158
My cunt is made of muscle, I'll stretch it wide and swallow you whole you fuckin' pansy.
>>5281165
Not in that pose
>>5281165
>no visible bulge
no.
>>5281178
because it has a pussy, dumbass
>>5281137
Omg i wanna skype too, im bored
>>5281185
are you saying my butt is not a pussy???
>>5281185
do you happen to know his name? [spoiler]I definitely would, by the way[/spoiler]
>>5281185
look closer. looks like a bulge to me. maybe its packing if ftm.
>>5281185
yeah that was kinda the point of my post
>>5281202
wtf he's gonna see your post here anyway...
>>5281195
Oliwer Mastalerz
>>5281199
in any case the scars on his chest give it away
>>5281172
Fuckin weirdo tbqh.
>>5281222
That's all you've got? Calling me a girl? You can't even take statements like "I'll deafen you by slapping my clit on your ear"? Man you're a fucking pansy.
>>5281220
>someone born a woman makes a better man than you
fml
>>5281230
My technique is rusty. I'm used to being able to tie everything in with my opponent's babydick complex.
I guess I need to hone my bully skills all over again.
>>5281220
>http://loadingoliver.tumblr.com/
eh, he's pretty cute 2bh.
Do ftm still get pleasure from vaginal sex, though? I mean, you'd think that would trigger their dysphoria, wouldn't it?
I'd probably do him tho.
Writer Anon can I add you on Skype?
Who here is ready for pie?
I can't talk about it in detail but what's the best form of suicide?
Even just thinking about it calms me. Ive been cutting myself all day and rubbing the blood all over my face just for a little warmth and love.
I can't go into details about why this is happening but I just want to die.
>>5281220
...Is that Maki?
>>5281264
I love pie
>>5281268
Maki pls don't
>>5281220
yeah I don't like girls or vaginas either, but I wouldn't mind pleasuring a cute ftm guy desu
>>5281220
they are strangely attractive... but then I don't have a problem with women and vags either.
Thing is, I know a few ftms IRL and they look nothing like the pics you post. I wouldn't really consider any of the IRL ones attractive.
>>5281250
a friend of a friend is a gay, ftm strict bottom leather submissive (this is how he idents himself). I am always curious about that same sort of thing. Like does he only do anal? But it's not any thing I could really ask about.
>>5281279
I know one ftm but he's not on hormones so he just looks prepubescent yet girly. And he has boobs. Not attractive to me at all.
>>5281275
Not him
Im in hell right now
Im going it will all be alright but this is actual hell
>>5281287
Shit dude, you know there's suicide hotlines right? They might be able to take the edge off at the very least
>>5281287
WWJD?
this place is full of a bunch of queers
>>5281296
Ill be fine
Just everyone be thankful for what you have because it can get worse...
>>5281296
I wonder what is like to work in a suicide hotline.
It must be really stressful.
>>5281310
>queers
check your pronouns.
>>5281282
>You got some weak banter
You win this round, but I'll have my revenge soon enough.
Not really in the mood atm tbqh, yeah? If you know what I mean.
>>5281310
i prefer the term "fag-o-sexual" thankyouverymuch.
>>5281327
PMS?
>>5281330
I was a creep and added you btw
>tfw no /gg/ bf
>>5281337
Fuckin creepo I have Skype to keep to myself you fuck
>>5281330
Ye.
>>5281342
Eyyy...
Check yer chatbox.
>>5281348
who is this anime grill i see her posted all the time on /int/
>>5281363
Alice Margatroid, my favorite Kancolle.
>>5281365
yeah he's great. but he lives far away. ;~;
>>5281342
I could be your bf but you're a bit too much of an attention whore
Sorry
>>5281397
Did the thing send yet, though?
It's just like a minute of guitar wank.
>>5281400
>too much of an attention whore
>Sorry
but i'm not anything like that irl... ;~; i only come off like that here because i'm so alone irl...
Anyone else /noshavenovember/ here?
>mfw november is almost over and facial hair still looks like shit
>>5281408
no it still hasnt sent :(
>>5281408
dammit. just upload to vocaroo and post here so we all can listen, you faglord.
>>5281410
my brothers looks like scraggly pubes. Thank god I don't have blond facial hair
>>5281409
Yeah nah sorry
Get used to the loneliness mate
You'll feel better trust me
>>5281424
pussy
>>5281431
o-ok
>>5281424
you should try sending a dick pic and see if it's just a connection issue with one of our internets.
>>5281410
Yes. Getting a bit neck beardy, but I want to grow it all out anyways for a nice big beard.
>Tfw lonely
>>5281460
wanna be lonely together?
>>5281453
'Kay.
Pretty sure it's all on my end. Will see if I have any to spare.
>>5281455
I'm jelly.
Mine looks nice on the chin, moustache and jawline.
But it doesn't grow too much on my cheeks, so no full beard look for me, it seems.
I don't mind half beards, or scraggy facial hair. I think it's cute.
>>5281014
Why would I spend my quality time with you people.
>>5281467
waiting~
>>5281485
>mfw
why dont i have a bf
i keep asking ppl in these threads but my prince(s) arent here yet
why does this planet suck so much
>>5281495
Hey, gorgeous.
>>5281502
These always kill me
>>5281493
I can't even tell if you can see what I'm saying on there, mostly. Like, it just dies on my end even when the connection otherwise is fine.
Anyone watching leftovers? i think it's the best show on tv right now. i think it's going to get cancelled though like hannibal did. fargo is pretty good but it went full normie this season imho.
who /tv/ here?
>tfw no bf to cuddle up to while getting comfy and watching patrician television shows
>>5281485
lol, weren't you the guy doxxing everybody? If true, wouldn't easier doxxing be reason enough?
>>5281514
i havent see anything since my last message... ;~; i guess skype just sin't working for you...
do you have shitty internet or maybe you need to reinstall the program?
>>5281502
you didnt answer my question
>>5281410
same here ;_;
and now everytime I see someone with a nice beard I get super envious because my beard is a patchy mess
>>5281533
I'd be your bf, but we live on different continents. You're really cute.
>why does this planet suck so much
Cos u live on it lol.
>>5281520
>who /tv/ here
every night I go to /tv/ looking for a movie reccomendation and i get shot down by shitposting and memes. So no i am not /tv/ because you dont actually discuss movies on that board.
>>5281546
ok
move here
>>5281549
/tv/ is like the new /v/ in the meme production industry.
>>5281549
don't go onto /tv/ for recommendations. go onto /tv/ for the show discussion threads of good shows and then leave immediately.
>>5281465
Probably not.
>>5281555
My, you've gotten a lot more aggressive
>>5281555
I can't, I have commitments here.
But you're really qt, and I would like to cuddle with and bully you, because you're also a little bit ugly. But like, cute ugly.
>tfw no penis to play with and suck on
bad feel tbqh
>>5281525
Prolly need to reinstall...
I upgraded, but that only helped for a couple hours.
>>5281607
;~; this sucks. i really feel like talking to you.
>>5281620
hey booger just curious hitler and I were talking and he said you were an extranny how does that even work senpai, like circe sometimes liked to pretend it was a gay man but you're different right?
>>5281625
Yeah...
Uh it's kind of a long story, but I thought I had dysphoria when I was 20 and started hrt...
During hrt I never really presented as a grill. Maybe like two times, but I never went out in a skirt or dress or whatever. Two years into hrt I kind of had to come to terms with the fact that this wasn't me and I'm not a tranny. Just a gay dude that likes looking androgynous.
And circe is more like a genderqueer trans person. I'm confident in the fact that I'm a man. I don't know if circe can say the same...
tfw you cant stand breeders but you also hate gay people
>>5281659
If you hang out with the shitty parts of any community (gaygen) you'll hate it right quick.
>>5281659
you're depressed and it's making it harder for you to connect with people.
>>5281659
I don't hate breeders
I only hate faggots and whores (so like 90% of gays)
>>5281659
tfw you love breeders and are ok with gay people but can't stop loving breeders
damn you breeders why don't you love meeee
reeeeeeeee
>>5281620
And how!
Then the entire computer death spiraled a moment ago. It's amazing.
>>5281688
That's like judging society as a whole based on 4chan. Shit idea m8.
>>5281696
your link to soundloud just popped up but when i click on the link it says it can't find the track lol... fuck me...
I DONT WANT TO BE GAY
I DONT WANT TO BE GAY
PLEASE HELP ME
>>5281688
>breederism is absolutely repulsive
>there's nothing that disgusts me more
I would say to look in the mirror m8 b/c you are the very product of breederism but then you probably hate yourself as well.
>>5280879
How about a nazi party?
>>5281743
Just abstain senpai
>>5281745
don't encourage him
>starting trying to socialise
>starting fitness routine and proper skincare
>still feel like a worthless retard
>still no bf
why is there never bf?
>>5281766
where do you live?
>>5281766
maybe if you stop shaping your life around getting a bf and being disappointed when you never get one you'd be happier
friendly reminder that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy
>>5281766
>proper skincare
so what exactly is proper skincare anyway?
>>5281773
so why does everyone in a relationship seem so happy?
why does everyone who can get a relationship treat it like its the best thing ever?
>>5281653
I'm pretty confident in the fact that I'm not, to be honest.
Either, for that matter.
.. btw, boogie, do you want to be skype friends? <3
>>5281776
Semen is key.
>>5281780
because they have their priorities fucked up
if you get a boyfriend and you're happy then that's great, but you shouldn't need someone else's affection to be happy
>>5281783
what do sea men have to do with anything? I don't live on the coast anyway.
i uh, like cock
>>5281766
>Tfw aging manchild who's afraid to go outside.
>>5281766
i literally just asked this in a less lonely way and got a foreign bf
fucking casuals
>>5281780
I've been with my mister for three years and it's definitely pretty amazing and gives my life an emotionally deeper and more fulfilled meaning
But there's definitely lots of really bitter or awful or pretty much straight up heart-crushing parts, too.
>>5281792
me too
>>5281792
this made me feel so warm and happy :) thanks anon for brightening up my night
>>5281788
My priorities:
1. Find a job in a big city
2. Get the bod I want
3. Find job where I make enough money to live comfortably
4. Get bf
5. Retire at 40 to a nice lakehouse in Montana
>>5281342
I'd be a too scared to get in a relationship with you.
>>5281342
I'd be your gg bf but I don't do ldr.
But I'd hold you and protect you from bullies and cuddle you and call you cute. Just fyi.
>>5281729
'Kay. I'll fix that. Click again in like 15 minutes.
>>5281816
you would get tired of that life in montana very fast
>>5281342
you're pretty much a girl, you're ugly and you probably smell like shit irl
you're gonna be single for all eternity
>>5281838
u don no me
I'm already tired of my life in Montana, but I do think I'd like to slow down and retire here. Up on Flathead Lake, right near Whitefish, which is a big ski resort town. It's such a gorgeous area with tons of outdoor recreation year round.
Houses are like $6mil on the lake though. I gotta get rich.
>tfw you cant fit a brush handle up your butt and you've been trying for 15 minutes
>>5281729
There. Try now.
>>5281853
Use lube nigga
>>5281853
i tried puttin my right pinky up my little virgin ass and it was the worst experience of my life
thank god i'm a fem sub top
>>5281853
perhaps try a smaller brush?
>>5281808
so? my life is like the people with bfs, except with none of the good parts where you can enjoy someone elses company
its literally nothing but loneliness and having to do all the other boring filler like going to classes, doing a job, laundry, except with essentially no reason to actually do it all
>>5281866
thats my life too anon
give me a hug please
>>5281782
sure add me, spookywitchpussy
>>5281821
i know the feeling
>>5281829
that sounds really nice. but i want kids. ;~;
>>5281836
k will do. <3
>>5281844
>you're ugly and you probably smell like shit irl
>mfw
>>5281857
kk
>>5281864
I wanna use pic related though. I only just now figured out you can twist off the brush part and now I really want the handle up there
>>5281866
the things I always miss when I'm not in relationship are the really stupid things like not being able to talk about the mundane shit that happened to you that day or being able to cuddle as you watch tv or falling alseep with someone in your arms and they try to match their breathing to yours as you both drift off to sleep. God I miss cuddling.
>tfw I don't like being touched, but I actually never had one to really cuddle it up with
>>5281880
go buy a small anal toy. geez. you're gonna end up with something stuck up there and a trip to the ER. At least tie it off in a condom and let the condom hang out of your ass so you can retrieve it if it gets stuck.
>>5281888
>falling alseep with someone in your arms and they try to match their breathing to yours as you both drift off to sleep
Fuuuuck
>>5281857
oh wow. definitely worth the weight haha. i liked it a lot. is that your belly? ;w; do you have tattoos?
Beardless hairy dudes > bearded smooth dudes
>>5281876
You know, I didn't get it at first, but now I can sort of say I like guro for the art. I think.
Not that I even really like guro, only maybe some when it's really traditional-looking and classy-trash.
>>5281907
>that pic
Y-yes daddy...
>>5281897
I flinch when people touch me, but I really want to cuddle someone.
When I was in high school I was...well, it was complicated but the long and short of it is that this guy would come up behind me and pull me close to him and stand like that for a while and I almost always got a boner from it <_< but I miss that feeling. It was so nice.
Dude was actually an asshole though.
>>5281901
sorry anon sorry. I got carried away. Didn't mean to upset you.
>>5281907
>that face
>>5281907
i swear i know someone with that same face and its rly weird to see this gif
>>5281903
Haha. It was like one minute of noodling, but thanks.
Yeah, but years ago. That's sharpie. I was fatter then, but I'm p fat today, too. Eeeeevil.
I can't tell if these boot socks are ultra gay or it's just me
what's your judgment, gg
either way they're warm af
>>5281904
i am pretty effeminate yeah. i wanted to be masc4masc but a lot of people told me i can never be masc4masc on account of my frame and... baby penis... i also really like being cutesy so i guess it's for the best.
>>5281914
i like horror manga a lot... it's the only thing that gets me really spooked.
>>5281927
you're pretty hairy. i like it. pierced nips amirite?
>>5281916
A hot guy bully used to do that to me every day in middle school
It's probably what made me such a sub
>>5281927
Post tum
>>5281932
non-ldr guy here
I would not be able to protect you during horror manga/movies. Just fyi.
>>5281930
you could make timberlands and jnco jeans look gay babe.
>>5281930
Nah, they're not outwardly flamboyant or anything.
>>5281904
Wut's your skype?
Mines circedaeaea
>>5281932
Masc4masc is two burly gay guys? I thought that was "gay". Like a couple months ago I hit on this masc gay girl and she was like " ain't with that gay shit " .-.
>>5281932
What gorgeous art.
I'm not very hairy.. did I miss a spot there?
I keep a somewhat brushy trail, but that's it. And my nipples are definitely un-needled.
>>5281940
Chauncey_brown1
>>5281943
>gorgeous art
Well you're a gorgeous guy so
>>5281930
tbbh (brutally)... on you, yes they look ultra gay. On a lumberjack type or a bull dyke, not really. Goth-ish looking ppl can't really pull that look off w/o looking fruity imho.
>>5281955
H-wha?
>>5281936
that sounds nice, but i want kids... ;~;
>>5281942
masc4masc is two masc guys.;~; girls can't masc4masc yo what are you doing hitting on girls?
>>5281943
man that pic is so misleading lol.
you should post tum and let me see how you look now.
>>5280978
post more.
>>5281964
>that sounds nice, but i want kids... ;~;
I don't get why you keep saying that. Even if I wanted a ldr, I wouldn't keep it an ldr forever.
>>5281964
None for these people.
