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/GayGen/, have you prepared your body to get based yet?

tinychat: /gaygen/

old thread: >>5278426
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im gonna slay every gay on this planet
then itll be pure again
then itll be liveable again
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Remember to tsk tsk and wave your finger at fatposters.
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Of course I have.
I'm always ready for Christmas.
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>>5279615
3rd for typos:
*basted
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I'm dreaming of summer already.

Fuck winter.
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what do you think about this undoublty striaght guy putting something in his butt for the first time?

https://youtu.be/yf8_pyKz1iY
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>>5279633
POST VOCAROO
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>>5279640
His gayface is even worse than Davey's tbqh, don't know who he thinks he's kidding.
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>>5279630
:3
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>>5279630
Too thin
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>>5279633
I want to hatefuck you so bad, while you continue to put on that ridiculous voice.
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>>5279626
>slay every gay on the planet

You mean a...
Christmas Slay?

>>5279641

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mf95wUoYqJ
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>>5279626
> slay
>The act of having sexual encounters with someone.

>every
>single
>gay
>on this planet.

fucking hell anon, you are quite the ambitious degenerate.
Personally not my cup of tea but hey, you do you. You should really think about getting on Prep and using condoms tho, we don't need degenerate sluts like you increasing the HIV and other STI infection %s.
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>tfw can't get horny anymore
What's the point of taking this lexapro if it's going to put my in a fucking haze and take away the one thing I liked?
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>>5279640
way to propagate that all gays even put stuff up their butt.
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>>5279639
It's Summer here, we've only had one super hot day so far.

>>5279655
REEEEEEEEEEE

H-he has such pretty blue eyes.

>>5279656
NO.

>>5279667
ty ty, feeeling the Christmas spirit now.
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>>5279677
Fuck australia
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>>5279668
i would NEVER have sex with a man
even less a homosexual
god i hate you god i hate you god i hate you god i hate you and your stupid ways so much
fucking die of aids already
why are you so many? you cant reproduce! fucking die already! you shouldnt be able to live this long! you should be extinct by now! fucking die!
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>>5279682
Try it, motherfucker.
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>>5279640
did he really put something up his butt in a youtube video
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>>5279640
so much this: >>5279652
That guy ain't straigt. He may not be total gay but he ain't total straight either.
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>>5279663

The elf on the shelf is watching you!

>>5279677

I'm happy jolly jolly!
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>>5279684
>you cant reproduce!
>mfw we can legally raise children in many countries and counting
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check'em
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I really can't be bothered to do my work. It's so dull right now. I'm sick of the dark. I'm sick of winter already. Fuck.
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>>5279698
i swear to god im gonna fucking smash every gay persons teeth in
i fucking hate you!
i hate your way of thinking! i hate how you act! i hate how you look! i hate how you talk! i hate how you smell! i hate everything about you!
id kill the entire human race to wipe you fuckers out! im not kidding! thats how much i want you gone!
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>>5279707
I was sick of winter too but now it's way too hot and there are mosquitoes everywhere

fuck africa 2bh :c
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>>5279707
Shut up, winter is gr8. We only get about a month and a half where it actually feels consistently cold, and it never snows.

>>5279712
D-do you have a qt voice? South African accents are hot as fuck tbqh.
If you're a kaffir, don't bother.
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I can't stand not having sexual thoughts anymore
It's so fucking depressing it makes me want to die.
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fuck off rawr
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>>5279722
>South African accents are hot as fuck tbqh

British accent 2bh
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>>5279708
What about how we taste? Must love that huh anon?
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>>5279754
i swear to god you homos.....
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I'm bitter and I've been preparing my body for months now by lifting

I've lost my desire for a relationship after my last one and I feel like crushing boy's hearts now T B H

I already got one down
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>>5279761
>tfw no big muscle guy to crush you
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>>5279708
not matter how many ppl you kill, hurt or hate, it's still not going to quench the thirst for cock that you feel. It's pretty sad that you feel you need to kill the entire human just because you can't come to terms with your lust for thick, juicy man meat.
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>finally decide to try frequenting /lgbt/
>get here
>shitposting and being catty and awful.

Jesus christ, is there ANYWHERE on the internet I can go where I can talk about being gay without all this garbage getting in the way.
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>>5279761
one day you will stop being a child, anon.
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>>5279774
Well what about being gay do you want to discuss?
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>>5279774

Not everything here is catty awfulness
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>>5279774
>ANYWHERE on the internet I can go where I can talk about being gay without all this garbage getting in the way

what's talking about being gay?

Talking about guys? dicks? being in the closet?
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>>5279765
10/10 would lick his boot
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>>5279774
Nope.

>>5279761
>caring enough to feel wrathful
How droll. Like >>5279777 said you'll grow out of it.
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>>5279767
i do NOT want to suck dick
dick is the most disgusting organ on the human body! the fact that you homos suck eachothers so willingly is further proof that you need to die! id rather have a dead species than a disgusting species! a species with homos is not a species at all!
i want you gone! i hate you! i hate you so much!
you think youre hot shit but youre not! nobody likes you! we will all be so much happier when youre gone!
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>>5279781
OMG! SHADDUP YOU BITCH! HOW DARE YOU, YOU SLUTTY QUEEN!
>so... was that bad timing?
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>>5279793
Oh honey that kind of anger isn't going to change the fact that your uncle molested you.
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Daily reminder that Aberoder is a chodehaving chodefaced chocolate chunky chip chodeburger.
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>>5279765
I'll crush you if you want. I've finally found my sadist dom side and I'm honestly loving making people my bitches

>>5279777
I've just accepted the fact that what I really want is to be selfish and have lots of boys pining after me
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>>5279805
I haven't seen his code yet. Is it really as amazing as you just said?
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>>5279708
everything ok at home, kiddo?
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>>5279778
Well, since you asked, I guess maybe relationships? I've never been in one myself, like, is it everything the beta gay man fantasizes about. I mean, literally just yesterday I got opinions on features I'm not proud of, I'm just wondering if wanting to put myself out there is a good thing.

/blog
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>>5279796
Come on... it really isnt the time.

>>5279805
What exactly is all this chode talk? what is a chode?
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>>5279821

Aberoder.

>>5279811
The chodeiest.
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>>5279803
my uncle didnt touch me! my uncle is a very nice man who cares very much about his family! dont insult my family you filthy homo! goooooooooooooooooood why are you alive???? why do you act like you do? why cant you be normal? why are you into men? stop it please! i hate you! fucking die! youre nothing! nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! youre less than worthless! youre scum! a disgrace to our entire species! fucking kill yourselves!

>>5279812
fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont like you at all!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5279793
I'd cuddle with you if you wanted me to. I'd hold your hand and comfort you, I'd try to make you feel safe and bring a smile to your face. You could find a man who could give you all this if you just dared to look for him. You can still be happy and bring happiness to those around you! You can still climb out of the psychological well you dug yourself into and see the world for what it really is!!
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>>5279825

What did I ever do? I feel hated ;_;
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>Bench has stalled at shitty babyweight AGAIN

K I L L
M E
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>>5279826
Yasss, gurl. Drag huh, fierce mama, slaaaay.
*snap*
*snap*
*snap*
Hunty.
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>>5279814
It's always worth a try. You'll be amazed how people receive you either good or bad. I've been in a steady relationship for over a year now and it's been wonderful. I couldn't imagine being with a better guy.
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>>5279793
>the fact that you homos suck eachothers so willingly is further proof that you need to die!
>so willingly
ohhh... I see how you like to play now sweetheart. You want to be the timid little straight all scared and innocent around huge throbbing cocks. Don't worry... I'll be an understanding Daddy who will take his time with you Will give you plenty of warm up before you are completely gagging on huge cock.
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>>5279835
You shouldn't bother with these people. Your talents are wasted on them.
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>>5279825
Sweet.
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>>5279833
youre not gonna fool me with your trickery gay man! i am not gonna leave my path for empty disgusting promises! why would i want to abandon my species! i have a duty as a human being to reproduce! you abandoned it! youre not human anymore! dont try to lure me in you succubi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5279839
what are you talking about you disgusting homo?

>>5279847
i will never NEVER suck a dick! NEVER! the gay man will never lure me in! the fact that you call yourself my dad just further proove how sick in the head you homos are! fucking die you disgusting pieces of trash! i hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5279826
Just because he lubed you up right doesn't mean he cares.
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>>5279868
Its body no longer responding, its vassal no longer animated; it breathes but reeks of wreaking, it does not see light. How does one earth that which walks? It takes step after step, going nowhere; its sight so scattered it cannot even walk in circles. It finds entropy amidst its silent screams in its darkened voyage; to everyone else a wanderer with glazed eyes set on the impossible horizon. It stumbles about looking to be found, longing but always short, drunk and clumsily staggering about. Time after time mercy begot from merciful strangers: a finger crookedly pointing at salvation, but to the broken mind, little more than another stifled footstep. We do not look the visage in the eyes. It walks perturbed from the grave to yearns from, and for, unfounded rest.

Tell me Anon, what's it like to be dead inside?
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>>5279836
What r u benching Big Guy?
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>>5279868
No gay man has ever abandoned their species. It doesn't take a genius or a straight man to knock a bitch up
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>>5279879
Jesus Christ I'm beginning to understand why artists are pretentious little shits
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>>5279868
The proper term in incubi or incubus.
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>>5279835

You had a chodey chode.
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>>5279868
GURL PLEASE
*snaps fingers*
SO THE T IS
*douches*
THIS KWEEN
*converts impressionable children*
DONE SLAY
*gets in drag*
THE HOUSE DOWN
*lipsyncs*
BOOTS
*death drops*
MAWMAW
*fixes rectal prolapse*
WEEEEEEERK
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>>5279835
Chode = cock
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I'm bi but this song made me think of you fags, enjoy <3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6QHiekfd3A
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>>5279876
die you piece of trash! the only person my uncle did any sexual thing to was my aunt! my uncles a very nice man! hes not a homo like you! end yourself! why are you alive? goooooooood end yourself! die! die! die!

>>5279879
that was amazing
i still hate you and your ways also im not dead inside! to be dead inside is to no longer feel emotions i do i fucking hate you homos! i want you dead! that means im not dead! go kill yourself homo scum!

>>5279888
then why do you fuck other men huh? you act around thinking your gods gift to man but you aint shit! you go around fuck men get aids and then give it to straight people before dying
we shouldve killed you all long ago! fuck i hate you!
i fucking hate you so much! sure you might give birth to some aids baby but that kids gonna be gay too! you do us no good! i want you dead! i want you gone! i want you removed! fucking die!!!!

>>5279892
whatever fine youre incubus then doesnt mean i dont hate you any less
doesnt mean i want you dead any less

>>5279901
is this ghetto talk or homo talk? either way i ask of you to speak normally to me
actually i ask of you to kill yourself
youre a disgusting homo and you need to die!
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>>5279901
the meme that keeps on giving
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>>5279885

55kg...

Seriously just shoot me in the head right now
ive had enough of life
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>>5279879
An average monday
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>>5279868
c'mon admit it anon: your mouth was watering pretty heavily when you wrote all that wasn't it. You really can't get the thought of having that thick and throbbing, hot piece of meat in your mouth
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>>5279868
Yo niggerfaggot.
Long time no see
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>>5279848

I suppose I should listen to you. I don't worry much, even if i do respond.
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>>5279893
>>5279902

So I have a Penisy Penis?
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>>5279923
Still more than I weigh so can't be terrible right?
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>>5279879

Underneath the cool and confident shadow of the dew-dampened pussywillow, a man has set down his satchel. Slowly his lithe hand slides with an occasional tremble down the black velvet of his shirt. A soft breeze now wafts over the willow. It shakes for a moment, then subsides. The man resumes. In his hands, his belt slithers away from its loop like a worm from the Earth after a hard rain. His buttons pop away from their buttonholes like his dick from his trousers after his buttons pop out of their buttonholes. His dick from his trousers pops out like his dick from his trousers after his buttons pop out of their buttonholes. His arm pops out of his socket, and he uses the other one to jerk himself off.
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>>5279911
You do realize you're the biggest faggot here right?
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>>5279923

You could bench press me, that would be so qt.
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>>5279911
Hey everyone it's Nigger faggot! !!
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>>5279944
>tfw no hitler BF to bench
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>>5279948
I honestly can't figure out if he is meme'ing and trolling trolls who troll or is actually being serious.
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>>5279940
Very much so and apparently it's delicious
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>>5279940

A chode is actually a penis that's wider than it is long.
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>>5279969
Mr technical over here...
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>>5279890
Alright then faggot.

A quiver of the lip, a careless stumble, and the hot mug of coffee made him stumble. His paper now carefully brandished ‘A brief history’ of a coffee smudge, his grey shirt marked the fatal blow. He never anticipated he’d be wearing his warm beverage, and it took all I could not to muster but a flicker of a grimace; it’s not that his pain was enjoyable, but his antics somewhat adorable. I pray tell you, I pray he never tell me he saw me looking nevermind smirking; but it was something about that slicked blonde hair that had me cast away from my desk and into the corner of the room every time he entered. Those glistening eyes an erudite blue, tiny puddles sitting atop his face that must bloom into what I could only imagine a wonderful mind, a sea of imagination and grace. And those lips quivering sent me shivering into fantasy, a sadistic glimmer of ecstasy as I could but imagine tasting that coffee dashed with his pain. Oh for heaven’s sake I can’t ask him out there’s nothing to gain; his cheeks adorned with merriment and mirth and I am but oh so plane. His hair a flowing frock, a silken gown upon such a beautifully crafted crown. I cannot sit for I might fidget and play, and oh shit back to work he’s looking this way.

>>5279945
>His arm pops out of his socket, and he uses the other one to jerk himself off.
Picture related.
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>>5279966
Oh dear all this gossiping about my dick...

>>5279969
But my penis is far longer than it is wide!
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>>5279926
the only thing my mouth was doing was getting licked by my tongue longing for the moment when i get to finally get rid of you faulty humans!!
itll be a beautiful day! itll go down in the history books just like how we got rid of spanish flue we will remember how we got rid of homosexuality! youre standing in the way of future history! you need to die for the good of mankind!

>>5279929
i am not a nigger and im absolutely not a faggot! i hate faggots and i want them gone

>>5279948
is wanting to kill faggots gay now? huh didnt think so
you wont be so cocky when aids come crawling up your butt you disgusting piece of trash
god i want to see it in person
itd be such a sweet moment! i really wish i could see it but just knowing itll happen soon is good enough for now

>>5279955
i am not a nigger and im absolutely NOT a faggot! i am not going to let you fool people into thinking im a homosexual! i HATE homosexuals i dont fuck them
get the difference between hate and fuck? of course you dont you degenerate disgusting homosexual
fucking die already! youre wasting precious oxygen for human beings
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>>5279965
Eh it doesn't matter. He's just a huge faggot with nothing better to do.
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>>5279765
Love me a big guy to hold me down c:
>>5279774
Everyone is gunna act like an ass on the internet.
>>5279960
I was able to bench my smaller friend when I was bigger.
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>>5279981

Someone give this man a medal
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>>5279981
>i am not a nigger and im absolutely not a faggot!
Are you that Swedish halfbreed who cried after being called a nazi?
Or am I talking to the wrong niggerfaggot?
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>>5279978

Rub-a-dub-dub
Jerkin' in the tub.
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>>5279981
You want to be there when I get aids ass blasted into me? Really dude I think you need to reconsider how gay you really are.
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>>5279960
that sounds unpleasant

>>5279969
I've known guys who have had even dicks
5x5 & 6x6
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>>5279983
care to give me a minor back story on the guy?
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>>5279981
NIGGERFAGGOT! !!
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>>5279978
8.5/10 I liked it
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>>5279981
niggerfaggot is back everybody
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>>5279965
im very serious

>>5279989
its too soon wait until ive wiped you out

>>5279991
why do you care who i am? its not like we are friends you dumb homo! drink bleach and go die! i hate you!

>>5279994
i want to see you die of aids! i dont want to see you get fucked! theres a difference you stupid homosexual deviant! i want to see you die! i dont want to see you get fucked get it? i want to see you die not get fucked

>>5280005
i am not a fucking faggot im not a nigger either
go die of aids you stupid piece of trash im a straight human being
youre not even human! god i hate you! fucking die! die! die! die! die! die! die!

>>5280012
i am not a fucking faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop with this dumb memery! i am a fucking straight man! a straight normal human being! god i hate you! you homos are so disgustign! godddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5279996
>>5279996
>5x5 & 6x6
im assuming circumference and not diameter?
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>>5280020
Maki pls, you aren't fooling anyone
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>>5280020

What exactly are you going to wipe, my butthole? I can clean on my own, thank you very much
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>>5280007
Thanks.

>>5279993
Thanks I think?

That's all for today. I never do creative shit, I hate it, so I'd rather not continue.

>>5280021
I fucking hope circumference.
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>>5280021
When have dicks ever been measured in diameter?
It's always length & circumference (girth)
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>>5280020
>why do you care who i am?
I like to know whether I'm talking to niggerfaggot or or of his /pol/ buddies.
But I can see from how you write that you're indeed my swedish friend.
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>>5280033

Damn, 6 inch diameter is fucking evil. I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole.
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>>5280000
He's some angry Filipino swede kid. Probably because his asian bitch body will never look like a real mans. He loves to come here and troll the place, but call him Niggerfaggot and he'll get more buthurt.
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>>5280027
do i look like im a fucking homo?`i just said im a straight man hating homos
fucking learn to read you aids carrying time bomb
god die already!

>>5280028
im gonna wipe you off this earth you limp wristed retard! that is if aids doesnt get you first! either way itll hurt like hell! and you deserve it for your fucking betryal on mankind!

>>5280039
i have no /pol/ buddies and im not your friend god i dont even know who you are you creep
fucking drop dead! i dont care about you! youre trash to me! total traaaaaaaaaash!!!!
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>>5280020
Niggerfaggot!
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>>5280034
well then I would think a chode would be something worse than a 5x5. Something like 5" long x 7 or 8" circ.
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>>5280000
One day Niggerfaggot came to /lgbt/ for obscure reasons.
Then there was some severe sexual tension between him and another anon who called him a nazi. Then he got butthurt and seemingly fled to here where he got christened "niggerfaggot" by (ironically enough) that same anon.
FIN
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>>5280020
NIGGERFAGGOT!!!!!!
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>>5280042
I'd touch it with my tongue at least
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>>5279978
I am going to convince him im not an awful writer who's eating his own shit by writing some more awful purple prose

roflmfaomgzors xD
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>>5280043
unlike you i AM a real man! real men fuck women! not men! you cant call yourself a man much less human!

>>5280051
i am not a fucking faggot! get it through your thick skull! im not a nigger either! theres 0 african blood in me! 0!

>>5280058
i came here from some guy linking some thread on /mu/

>>5280060
fucking stop! i am neither! im a fucking straight eurasian! a straight mongcaucasian or whatever its called! im not a fucking nigger or a faggot
you on the other hand suck dick! you deserve death! i hope someone cuts your dick off!
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>>5280045
Niggerfaggot!
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>>5279980
precise dimensions thanks
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>>5280043
ohhh. I remember him. He came here from /mu/, right? I guess I left before ppl started calling him niggerfaggot
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>>5280055
8" girth?
is that even possible?
On a human that is

>>5280042
6 inch girth isn't really that big
I'm like 5.5 girth
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>>5280076
i am not a fucking niggerfaggot...
im a straight eurasian.................
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>>5280045
>i dont even know who you are
Oh I'm sure we know each other more than you think.
After all we've had this kind of conversation 6 times already.

And you still haven't told me if you're a virgin or not.
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>you will never be a gay succubus
>you will never drain the straight out of unsuspecting breeders
>you will never seduce and young blond twink to your vice and sin
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>>5280082
6.5 girth is where it starts becoming absolutely insane imo. That anything 6.5 or above is absurdly thick.
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>>5280075
NiggerfaggotNiggerfaggotNiggerfaggotNiggerfaggot!!!!!
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>>5280088
>you'll never edate a gay succubus
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>>5280075
>i came here from some guy linking some thread on /mu/
Just like niggerfaggot did.
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>>5280085
The why the fuck are you here, ya faggot.
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>>5280075
Real men aren't asian. Sorry hun.
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>>5280077

I mean, I guess I could, but I shouldn't. Youre one 7 short of a lucky 7.

>>5280082
6 inch diameter is basically a medical impossibility. 6 inch girth is big, but not a monster like 6 inch diameter
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>>5280088
>gay succubus
Uhhh...?
Lesbian demon?
You sure you don't mean gay Incubus?
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>>5280079
Yup but that's his name now and forever.
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>>5280085
Niggerfaggot!
>>
>tfw no matter how hard you work out
>no matter how much money you get
>your penis which is your manhood will always be below average
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>>5280102
no
succubi are all universally into men
one of them told me in a dream
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>>5280100
Oh I read your first post as girth not diameter lol
that would kill somebody
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>>5280082
>>5280089
>mfw 5.5" girth dildo was doable but downsized and learned that I prefer the smaller peens
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>>5280079
its a dumb meme dont let these homos trick you

>>5280086
why the fuck do you care? its not like we are gonna fuck or anything you disgusting homo
i fuck WOMEN not men

>>5280090
im a fucking mong with white blood in me....
0 absolutely 0 african blood
0 homosexuality in me go die!

>>5280094
niggerfaggot doesnt exist

>>5280095
to convert you dumb homos

>>5280096
theres absolutely nothing wrong with being asain! nobody dislikes asians! everyone loves asians! we are smart and talanted whats not to like? fuck off you dumb white homosexual
youre not even human so you cant take pride in your human race
only humans are allowed to

>>5280105
its not my fucking name! its a dumb meme you homos used to divert the subject!

>>5280111
i am fucking neither! god kill yourself you limp wristed dick sucking faggot!
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>>5280086
Of course he is! That's why he's so mad. He's such a beta Niggerfaggot that he can't get girls or guys. He's alone and sad. A sad sad Niggerfaggot.
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>>5280114
yeah, it would be spooky.
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>>5280112
atleast your not average then :p
>>5280088
Come on man incubus boyfriend or die.
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>>5280113
>succubi are all universally into men
Yes but succubi are female demons.
So a gay succubus would be lesbian.
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He follows me everywhere gaygen..... Send help
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>>5280071
If you want action watch a movie. What did you want? A fucking narrative? I'm mocking tfw no bf and omg y am i gay im not gay lol.
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>>5280120
Uhh, honey, not to burst your bubble, but considering your a man (and that's a pretty generous assumption on my part), you won't be converting anyone here, sorry. You might just want to go back to /mu/.
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>>5280124
id rather die than get with a man
dont make it sound like i want to you disgusting homo
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>>5280117
Small dicks are cute

>>5280139
hahaha
it's a conspiracy
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>>5280120
Um. Asians have the smallest penises in the world. Asians make the best traps. You are a faggot! Get on hrt now and maybe you'll be passable.
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>>5280082

Chodes are generally supposed to be pretty short, hence the closeness between length and diameter.
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>>5280120
Niggerfaggot
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>>5280120
>why the fuck do you care?
Your "virginal status" greatly influences your chance of succesfully murdering me.

And niggerfaggot does exist.
It's you.
You're our new /gg/ pet.
we can probably teach you some tricks too.
With your tongue for example.

>>5280124
>He's alone and sad. A sad sad Niggerfaggot.
He sure is.
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>>5280120
NIGGERFAGGOT!
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>>5280140
Either dont write awful passages in gaygen or make them worth the pretension that it takes to spew your shit on gaygen.
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>>5280145
>Small dicks are cute
That too. Is it bad that I want dicks to be smaller than mine? Does that make me a bad person?
>>
>ex breaks up with me because he's not attracted to me and gets with someone else
>start lifting for a year
>bulk up way more
>people complimenting me on my looks
>Used to be called cute, now people call me handsome, hot
>still hate myself
>still think I'm dyel as hell
>miss my ex

who else is /cripplingselfesteem/ here?
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>>5280137
no
they're defined by attraction
not gender
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>>5280161
>needing to be pretentious to spew shit on gaygen
Meth is a bad drug.
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>>5280163
I won't fuck a guy with a big willy than me
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>>5280143
No I like real men sweetie. With real cocks. Not some thin little asian Niggerfaggot.
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>>5280142
i AM a fucking man? why would that be a generous assumption? fuck off you homo whore
you wont listen to me because im a man? thats bullshit i know im reaching you homos
thats why youre trying to get rid of me

>>5280146
so what if we are by nature more feminine? we are still more like men that you homos are! we fuck women! we reproduce! who cares if you homos lust over us? we are not into that! asians are not degen homos sorry homo! its not happening! we are straight!!!!!!!!!

>>5280153
i am not a fucking niggerfaggot! im a eurasian! a eurasian! fuck it just call me asian
all the homos are european anyway

>>5280154
why the fuck would me being a virgin or not affect my ability to kill you? and dont call me your fucking pet it makes me sound gay and makes me feel all disgusting
god i swear to god the day you faggots drop dead...
man i cant wait....

>>5280159
i AM NOT a fucking niggerfaggot holy shit
im straight! STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5280173
Either way all succubi are female.
And all incubi are male.
That's how they function.
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>>5280173
yeah, that's how I understood it as well. like, demons really don't have genders.
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>>5280171
Dude, you've built up the physical aspects, now just come to accept that that person in the mirror is you. You can make all the guys horny, go make some poor guys' night, and in turn make your night.

[spoiler]Not to be creepy, but your story makes you seem more 'mature' and shit. I envy ya, buddy.[/spoiler]
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>>5280180
i dont want to have sex with you either way so consider yourself lucky...
god i hate you homos!
>>
>>5280163
>>5280176

>tfw youre the bottom and noticeably larger

Its so funny when this happens. some people are visibly intimidated.
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>>5280163
It's not a deal breaker by any means, but a guy does get points if he's on the lower end of average
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>>5280194

Hee, hee.

Come sit on my lap, babe
xoxoxo
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>>5280181
>why the fuck would me being a virgin or not affect my ability to kill you?
For the same reason virgin girls are sacrificed to dragons and shit.
>and dont call me your fucking pet it makes me sound gay and makes me feel all disgusting
Oh darling your rage is making me all giddy inside.
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>>5280189

Satan's a dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmQT01mLvIc
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>tfw you will never get dragged into hell and get command of a demon army and a twinky demonic advsier
>you will never conquer yourself kingdom in hell, get more demonic over time, have some fun wars with your neighbours, grow in power and fall in love with your cute demon adviser
>there will never be game about this
>there will never be a movie about this
>there will maybe be a book about this
(copyright claimed by anon)
why live?
>>
>>5280195
pictures work instead of dimensions
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>>5280195
>>5280197
take Abe for example, I'd still put my ween in him
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>>5280181
you.gif
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>>5280176
>>5280195
well, Not saying I absolutely won't but I'd prefer smaller. It's like it triggers the "IT'S SO CUTE" thing in me. Plus if I was ever going to bottom, I would prefer it smaller than mine because I personally don't want to take my size.
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>>5280181
Niggerfaggot!
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>>5280197
totally agree with this.
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>>5280181
>Keep telling yourself that honey
>Keep coming here
>Be our Niggerfaggot pet forever
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>>5280186
no

>>5280189
p much
they're abstract concepts

>>5280207
he's different bc he's an edgier version of an angel
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>tfw beefy submissive bottom with a 5.5 inch dick

man i feel so wanted!
(◠‿◠)
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>>5280209
You gotta work for pictures tho.
>>5280211
:3
>>5280219
Sometimes there are cute looking big penises. or at least pretty ones. it helps. Nothing kills the mood more than ugly penis.
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>>5280201
why the fuck would i sit on a homos lap? do you think i want aids or something? the only way id sit on your lap is if i was sure that your body was dead and even then id be scared of getting aids beyond the grave
fucking die creep
dont try to touch me with your aids hands

>>5280204
so what? im not being sacrificed here? im getting rid of YOU
not me YOU and i dont care if you get weird homo boners over my hate for you
nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to you homos
i hope that boner brings you one step closer to aids

>>5280218
i dont get it thats not even close to me fuck off dirty homo

>>5280223
i am a fucking eurasian! a STRAIGHT EURASIAN

>>5280232
ill come here for as long as it takes
im not giving up you homos will fucking learn sooner or later
im not your fucking pet im your saviour
you should bow down to me you filthy aids diseased freaks of nature!
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>>5280233
YES.
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>>5280181
See that's where you're wrong Niggerfaggot. We want you to stay here. Eventually you'll come to terms with how much of a Niggerfaggot you really are.
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>>5280237
>Nothing kills the mood more than ugly penis.
which is really horrible b/c they can't help it.
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>>5280181
I just want to know, if not your uncle, then who molested you anon?
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>>5280236
how u doin? :3c
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>>5280250
It really is sad and horrible, but damnit, it really does kill the mood.
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>>5280209
>>5280237
ready and abe-le
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>>5280208
pic somewhat related
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>>5280233

I think Adramelech's pretty dude, too, though.
Asmodeus, too.
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>>5280248
i am NOT a nigger
i am NOT a faggot
how the fuck am i a niggerfaggot?
i am straight
i am eurasian
im a fucking STRAIGHT EURASIAN

>>5280256
nobody fucking molested me you fucking limp wristed creep
ive been blessed with not having homos around me as a kid
youre clearly not as lucky but ill fucking fix you broken pieces of trash
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>>5280194
I have nothing but love for you anon!
>Niggerfaggot
>realize this is the new you
>you'll be happier for it
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>>5280240
>so what? im not being sacrificed here? im getting rid of YOU
Yes well that completely depends on your virginity.
>i dont care if you get weird homo boners over my hate for you
I don't grow erections when watching comedy.
>i hope that boner brings you one step closer to aids
Money doesn't have aids anon.
>>
>>5280264
lol, all the gays here end up in hell.
Their punishment?
>Cunnilingus on yeast infected demonic pussy for eternity
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>>5280271
dont try to convert ME you trickery devilish homo! i know you want to make me feel bad about myself! its not happening! im a pure asian with a good heart! youre not getting to me!

>>5280275
so what would i have to be to kill you? a virgin or not? also im not talking about money you idiot im talking about you getting aids
actually if you fuck money youll probably get aids too
you homos have an amazing ability to get aids from anything and everything
>>
>>5280266
stop pretending heathen idols are regular demons
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>>5280240
Wait so you're a necrophiliac Niggerfaggot? Damn you're disgusting.
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>>5280264

Is that by that swirl-cock artist?
Wish I'd been a demonic femboy.
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>>5280171
Self-esteem comes at a slower rate than muscle does. Just give it time, handsome.
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>>5280240
Niggerfaggot!
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>>5280295
i will never fuck a man! neither dead or alive
no i dont fuck dead bodies
no i dont get turned on by dead bodies
im just saying theres no way in hell id sit on your lap you fucking fruity faggot
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>>5280292

They're high level demons.
Their biological properties clearly hold relevance to the anonymous demon hordes.
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>>5280305
its all wrong you idiot! im not a nigger and im not a faggot!
STRAIGHT EURASIAN
alternatively
STRAIGHT ASIAN
take your pick you disgusting faulty human being
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>>5280268
Oh it must have been your dad huh? I'm sorry Niggerfaggot. That must be really hard to live with.
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>>5280268
NIGGERFAGGOT!
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>>5280290
I think he meant his boner was cash as in sweet and delicious.
>>
This place does lose hold of itself rather easily.
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>>5280171
>no qt bf to compliment ceaselessly

I'm sure you'll eventually find someone who makes you wonder why you ever missed your ex, my friend.
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>>5280315
dont fucking talk about my dad that way! my dads the most kind human being alive! i wouldve been nowhere without him
the fact that youre even implying that he would molest me even less want to touch a fucking kid is so offputting that i feel like throwing up
god i hate you homos go fucking die! god! god die already!

>>5280320
i am not
NOT
NOT a niggerfaggot
im a fucking eurasian straight guy
fuck i dont care call me a nigger if you want to thats not the worst part
i am under no circumstances AT ALL a fucking faggot
get that through your thick skull

>>5280326
trust me his boner is 100% disgusting
theres nothing sweet about a gay mans boner
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>>5280290
I feel like you're really reaching now. Troll harder anon. You loom pathetic tbqh.
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>>5280290
>so what would i have to be to kill you? a virgin or not?
Completely depends on scripture.
>im not talking about money you idiot im talking about you getting aids
I'm not gonna get aids.
Why would I get aids when I can has money instead?
>you homos have an amazing ability to get aids from anything and everything
False. That only applies to cancer.
>>
>>5280290
Niggerfaggot!
>>
>>5280290
God when you talk like that it makes me want to fuck you bloody niggerfaggot
>>
>>5280313
no they're imaginary

the only demons are the ones inside us, which are abstract concepts
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>>5280335
Did your dad make you suck his balls when you were little?

Niggerfaggot.
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>>5280336
ive said so fucking much today how can you still want to fuck men? are you really that messed up in the head? god you homos need help
im doing my best i really am

>>5280338
just fucking tell me if you want me to be a virgin or not holy shit! actually i dont care
it wont matter
youll die either way your dumb dance-around the subject has gone too far
end yourself poofer

>>5280346
50 fucking percent caucasian 50 fucking percent mongoloid
0 percent negroid
100 percent straight 0 percent homosexual
fucking get it through your head

>>5280355
fucking disgusting do you get turned on by men being repulsed by you? oh of course im a man so of course youre turned on by me
god you homos need to die
we need to cleanse our fucking species and get rid of you
>>
>>5280290
You seem like you need some fun. Also does the complacent anon want some narrative?

Marvin was always quite curious, he had bigger dreams than the whitewash he’d come to know; he wanted the light on all of the time, but alas the light would be shut away. In those brief moments of illumination he felt elucidated; he could gaze at the unknown as it became displaced from his usual darkness. It was as though a warmth rushed in as the light rushed out: and it was quite perplexing for poor curious Marvin, how the light could come from within, but only sprung to life as the warmth came inwards.

It takes a lot to remain stalwart and determined in such a frightful time as this, with light coming and going willy nilly. It wasn’t just the light though, the inhabitants too – they would vanish without a word, and sometimes reappear. When they came back they weren’t the same, they somehow seemed emptier, lighter in the head maybe. He’d try to rattle his bars and call out to them, cheer their names, ‘Stella’, ‘Branston’, ‘Lea’! It was never to any avail.

They would simply sit there, unaware they were even being spoken to; if his cage weren’t cold enough, their return would always leave him with chills. What could possibly have them so spooked? What happened beyond that white wall that left them so terribly frigid? Marvin was one of science, but as well versed as he was in keeping track of the comings and goings – light and inhabitants – he struggled to find a pattern. Marvin was meticulous, but this mystery was implausible.

He would find a way to fight whatever looming oppressor lay behind that mysterious white wall; the robber of light and friends. No longer could he be one of purely science – no, he needed conviction. He would no longer find his salvation at the bottom of the bottle, no longer would he tread on egg shells, and this would be the last time someone took the cake: he would go where no cucumber has gone before..
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>>5280371
>just fucking tell me if you want me to be a virgin or not holy shit!
As if you could magically turn yourself into a virgin.
Unless you mean Anal virgin. But I'm sure some would gladly help with that problem.
>youll die either way your dumb dance-around the subject has gone too far
haha nope. Too bad for you.
>end yourself poofer
I can't.
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>>5280371
You are 50% Nigger and 50% faggot?
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>>5280370
did your huh? my dad was a fucking perfect dad
dont project your sick fantasies on me you limp wristed fruit!

>>5280375
nice i liked it its way better than anything id be able to make

>>5280381
but i fucking can end you and i will
and why do you think or care about me being not a virgin? yeah my anus is chaste you freak and id like to keep it that way
oh and you will die dont worry
youll die way before me
aids will come crawling up your butt like every other homos

>>5280388
no im 0% negroid 0% homosexual
holy shit cant you read?
>>
>>5280371
One of these days you're gonna be in the shower and slip and land right on a shampoo bottle and you'll know what we're talking about.
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>>5280365

In other words, it's all imaginary.
An incubus clearly has a tradition of being a member of a particular demon-sex. Like, either as a mythological entity or as a concept.
>>
>>5280371
Niggerfaggot!
>>
>>5280397
>but i fucking can end you and i will
Nah. You haven't disclosed your virgin status yet.
>youll die way before me
you wish, buttboy.
>aids will come crawling up your butt like every other homos
I don't bottom.
>>
>>5280397
Your dad sounds hot

Post pics of him :^)
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>>5280404
dream on you perverted homo sex freak
does the though of me falling on shampoo bottles turn you on huh? fucking die
youre disgusting you shouldnt be alive
i hope you enjoy painful aids in the near future

>>5280410
0 percent negroid
100% straight
fucking read what i say holy shit
im straight eurasian or eurasianhetero or something fuck

>>5280412
why the fuck do you care? ok lets say im a virgin? then what cant i kill you? lets say im not a virgin then what? cant i kill you? it has no effect on it and you will die before me
and if it wont come crawling up your butt itll come crawling down your penis
i cant wait
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>>5280397
Niggerfaggot
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>>5279615
I know it's kinda late for this but
>tfw no native bf
Ever since I was 15 I wanted a guy like on OP pic, but they live in another continent, are a minuscule % of the population, only very few of them have long hair, even less work out, and even fewer of them are gay.

Some times it feels like I was never meant to be happy.
>>
>>5280375
I don't understand

is marvin a baby or a cucumber?
>>
>>5280397
Niggerfaggot keep talking and I'll find your Facebook and send your molesting father all the kind wonderful things you have to say.
>>
>>5280428
If you go to Oklahoma or Arizona you find them everywhere. And gay natives are very accepted and thus open about their sexuality.
>>
>>5280397
Niggerfaggot!!!
>>
>>5280424
i will fucking smash your teeth in
my dad hates homos just as much as me
well he bottles it but i know he hates them
when he sees homos kiss on tv hes disgusted
he keeps talking about how it should be illegal for homos to do things in public
i know he hates them just as much as me
even though he wont say it as bluntly as i do

>>5280427
theres no fucking nigger blood in me and no homo tendencies god youre dumb

>>5280437
fucking try me fruitcake you wont do shit
you homos cant even figure out how to avoid aids and now youre telling me youre gonna dox me? dream on poofer

>>5280444
i am fucking NEITHER!
>>
>>5280426
>it has no effect on it
Sure it does. It's all in the script.
>if it wont come crawling up your butt itll come crawling down your penis
Aids doesn't crawl niggerfaggot. It has no arms or legs with which to crawl.
>>
>>5280426
Niggerfaggot!
>>
>>5280451
Go hide in your rainbow closet, haven't you had enough Internet for today?
>>
>>5280455
then fucking tell me! do i have to be a virgin or not to kill you?
also i dont care how aids get to you as long as you get it

>>5280457
im a fucking straight eurasian holy shit

>>5280458
dream on you poofer im as straight as ruler
theres 0 risk of me being gay
>>
>>5280451
Ching chong bring it on, mongofag.

Too much of a fag to come find me? I know trannies with more balls than you lol
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>>5280467
Hey niggerfaggot been a long time since I've seen you around
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>>5280443
There's still the fact that Immigrating to there is kinda hard, I'm still going to keep trying tho.
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>>5280451
Your dad watches gay people kiss?
So he's a Niggerfaggot too huh?
>>
>>5280472
where the fuck you at? ill unironically fight you faggot

>>5280480
im not niggerfaggot and i dont know you

>>5280488
its the damn media trying to be progressive
what can you do but turn away in disgust?
>>
>>5280451
Is that why you're so mad? Your dad didn't have the decency to kiss you when he molested you. Damn hun I'm sorry.
>>
>>5280467
>then fucking tell me!
You tell me.
>also i dont care how aids get to you as long as you get it
The chance of me getting aids is the same chance as you getting laid. Never.
>>
>>5280494
my dad did NOT fucking molest me or do any sexual thing to me you disgusting creep
badmouthing me is one thing but badmouthing my dad is on a whole other level
i swear to god i cant wait to see you die...

>>5280499
so im a virgin and thats why i cant kill you? because thats kinda what it sounds like
>>
>>5280493
You could try being less of a trap Niggerfaggot...
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>>5280493
Use that big mongo brain of yours and find me. I'll give you a headstart, I'm in Waseca, MN. Come on faggot I'm waiting
>>
>>5280451
Damn can you call me a worthless nigger?
I love abusive gay people
>>
>>5280485
i bet thei fug
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