When you eat something
It goes alllll the way through allll of that nonsense.
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>>5253304
>she thinks i actually live in kansas.
>elves are sexy
>>5253288
You're that desperate for a small penis violent chaser?
Fucking pathetic
>>5253264
try 5-HTP senpai, you can get it over the counter at grocery stores, it can help with mood improvement and alcohol withdrawal
>>5253311
>she thinks Kansas City is in Kansas
>>5253318
sage is british this is common knowledge
>>5253304
>>5253311
>>5253321
Oh my god im dying
stop pls
>>5253328
What's up w/ your sense of fashion?
>>5253327
Fuck off shitskin
>>5253310
philadelphia
I think I'm too ugly for OKC and too awkward to meet up with anyone here.
>>5253328
im making a steak. so far i've set off the smoke detector three times and burned the shit out of myself. plus my steak was super rare the first time i pulled it out.
i'm gonna be the best waifu
>>5253341
>behold my turn of the century edge
>>5253347
>too awkward to meet up with anyone here.
I wasn't suggesting that at all, just to see what your city is like with this type of thing.
Uh, are you opposed to tabletop stuff? It's fun and you don't have to do that get to know you shit
>>5253327
Really? That actually makes things more sad ;~;
I'd have an existential crisis if l stayed awake until 2 in the morning on a weekday trying desperately to convince strangers on 4chan that my life is great and that I'm happy
>>5253296
I just made KICK THE FUCK ASS home made pizza flavored lima beans.
>>5253328
I'm eating ramen noodles and a churro rn tbqh
>>5253364
it turned out ok
>>5253370
diazepam
>>5253362
sage is a nut, just enjoy her antics from afar
sometimes she's nice to talk to, but this isn't really one of those occasions
>>5253378
I'm googling these things but i dont get muscle spasms or seziures I dont get how it will help
>>5253370
I'd use meetup then, you can browse through pictures if you want to see if it's your kind of scene as in, no neckbeards or whatever you're not into.
What do you like to do aside from vidya?
>>5253362
I'll be awake until 6am, then I'll get in bed and cuddle my girlfriend until she wakes up for work. Then I'll sleep when she leaves, wake up around 2pm, clean the house and cook dinner - go grocery shopping if I have to.
At night I plan to take over the world.
>>5253370
Great fun. Just tell your doctor you have anxiety and want some valium to deal with stressful social situations.
>>5253380
Don't tell people I'm nice to talk to. I need them to hate me, I feed on it.
>>5253369
>that webm
fucking saved
>>5253328
noodles and meat sauce desu
>>5253382
it relieves anxiety too
>>5253377
ITS RAW
>>5253386
>cuddle my girlfriend
fgt
>>5253387
naw, this webm is you and elanna tbqh
>>5253386
>my girlfriend
Oh it's another delusional straight man, that explains the aggression.
>>5253394
you spelled agp wrong.
>>5253375
I goggled "churro ramen"
And I think I got a ramen churro?
Tell, what I assume is a madame-
Have you ever tried?
>>5253377
I really wouldn't know.
The only meat I cook for Bryan is fish or chicken. Where did you learn to cook steak?
It looks, uh.. really pink. But I think that's ok for steaks, yea?
>>5253387
L-lewd.
>>5253393
No, that's actually cooked quite well and it still tastes like meat rather than cured leather.
>>5253402
Oh bullshit, rare meat is fucking stringy and cold, its gross as fuck
>>5253369
..
Wait also what
You made.. flavored lima beans?
Like.. just beans? How'd you do the pizza flavor?
>>5253377
bleh steak...e-enjoy!
Small penis chaser here
I want to grab sages mouth face fuck her cum on her face than throw her down the stairs because im not a faggot who likes trannies
I did it for mtfg
>>5253400
sup Circe, how come you left gaygen?
>>5253400
No, and I don't think I want too
>>5253400
>>5253408
yeah it was med rare, good texture and tasted awesome. i just seasoned it with salt and pepper and drizzled some garlic butter on top. uhh i had a friend who is a chef in dc and showed me how to sear stuff but its super duper easy
>>5253413
lmao you have no idea what you're talking about
>>5253414
Get in line son.
>>5253413
>not eating blue rare
>>5253413
I'll try maybe.
>>5253395
inaccurate
i'm a way better kisser than that
>>5253414
than? so you just rather fuck her face than throw her down the stairs cuz you are a faggot who likes trannies
>>5253409
I used fresh uncooked lima beans, steamed them, added them to a boiling pot of home made pizza sauce with lots of finely diced fresh cilantro and oregano and a pinch of flour to solidify the mix a bit and the beans turned out rocking, then I served them with garlic bread
>>5253431
that sounds good as hell
>>5253430
steak tatare
Should I?
>>5253437
Probably not
>>5253440
>she thinks it's blood
>>5253443
>she
>>5253427
O-oh, can you show me?
>>5253436
Oh god yes, steak tartare is amazing
Salmon tartare is also pretty godly
>>5253440
>I don't get why they even get so mad.
ree
>>5253443
>its just uhh... steak... juice?...
I thought women were supposed to be good at cooking. lmao
>>5253444
thanks senpai, y-you too
>>5253446
>le misgender meme
shots fired. lmao
I made like
A couple tablespoons of crushed jalapeños
Gibbe spicee recipes
>>5253435
It really was, I super surprised myself with the concoction to be honest. Like omg it was so orgasmic. I did also do another concoction once that was good.
I got some chicken breasts and cut them into little squares about 3 inches by 3 inches wide, rolled them in egg and then rolled them in old bay seasoning, then rolled them in egg and rolled them in bread crumbs. I baked them and made some white butter rice and added some more old bay and dill to the rice, then mixed in a heap of honey bbq sauce and poured in the breaded chicken balls and mixed all together. It was fucking amazing.
>>5253449
all i did was say things, on the internet. nothing to get mad about
>>5253452
post pic dumb bitch
>>5253460
more oldfag /mtfg/ memes pls
>>5253452
hueeeeee
people think you're cis now?
i haven't seen u in a long time i dont think
>>5253455
>I got some chicken breasts
that'll happen until you get progesterone in your system regularly too.
you all sound like a bunch of women
>>5253465
Actually I have been on progesterone for 4 weeks now.
>>5253469
>you all sound like a bunch of women
>>5253465
check your cistit privilege
>>5253461
>I don't know how to use the internet
>>5253461
>>5253464
i live that qt life.
>>5253462
I dunno if i have any more on this hard drive, I'd have to find my old laptop.
>>5253473
Should've waited until you were on hormones a couple years first.
>>5253477
>mfw unnaturally high progesterone naturally for a 'male'.
dat intersex privilege.
>>5253449
it goes a little something like this...
>>5253454
jalapeno kettle chips
>tfw talked to someone for three hours this evening without realising they were FtM, only finding out when they told me because "omfg obviously it's so obvious"
like no, I literally couldn't tell, congrats on passing like 100%
tbf they'd been on T for years but fuck there was me just slouching there like an autistic, ugly-voiced man next to somebody who passes pretty much perfectly as their gender, like, reeee
>>5252409
But I don't use angles, do you mean "front-on"? Because that's kind of the point, if you don't pass front-on then you don't pass, passing only in internet pictures does not count as passing.
>>5252418
Well I did change it to Noelle, it was never a serious trip in case you couldn't tell, a surprising number of people failed to notice the humour in it
>>5252462
I've ordered some of that magic shaving powder stuff Korra used the other day, if that works well enough I won't need laser for the short-term and can focus on saving up for moving out
>>5252964
as long as it takes for me to die, minimum.
>>5253452
It's fucking haemoglobin you dunce, it's technically a component of blood originally but it's then dumped into the muscle tissue and that's what you're eating/what it's leaking out of; the animal's already been hung and (mostly) drained of blood earlier in the process
>>5253452
>still thinking it's blood
>I know I'll act as if I knew what I'm talking about
It's water with myoglobin and often some sort of red dye.
>>5253154
my OTP
>>5253484
Food recipes woman
>>5253482
>Should've waited until you were on hormones a couple years first.
Why? I got on it at 9 months and my doc said I was ready
>>5253482
>qt life
>grainy
>angle
nah
>>5253498
look i don't make the chips i just eat them
>>5253482
>thinking she's the only intersex here
You'll have to do better to feel special
>>5253503
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MINGER IT'S BASIC BIOLOGY
have you even seen blood before?!?!?! It's not anything like that watery or inconsistent in colour oh my god you had better be trolling right now
>>5253503
>Implying the blood isn't mostly drained after slaughtering
>>5253506
I can't have potato chips for dinner
>>5253502
well if your doc said i aint going to argue, since they have your blood and everything.
>>5253505
thats just like your opinion... man....
>>5253510
>animals?! blood!? noooo.. theyre just meat.
>>5253507
>she thinks i need validation from mtfg to feel special
>>5253511
>mostly
I don't know sage but I can see she's a masterful troll. I've really got to step my game up.
>>5253520
ALWAYS BET ON SAGE.
I just want to pass.
>>5253377
is it even warm
>>5253520
She's been here longer than everyone else. Much longer.
>>5253524
How bad?
playing runescape until hrt is done who wants to join me?
>>5253519
GOD I hate you so much right now
being an environmental scientist there is very little that gets on my nerves more than people being smug over things they're incorrect about
>tfw you will never pass because you are a disgusting fat fuck who has a brow bone to rival cavemen.
>>5253525
omg who are you people.
>>5253516
I can tell you, having been shipped a few different ways, that's not how OTPs work around here.
Teriyaki is best waifu
Hmm I found a transgender clinic somewhat nearby. I'll try and start going so I can get official hrt and not have to self med forever.
Idk how this is gonna work being unemployed and having no income tho :s
>>5253529
What do you mean?
>>5253536
sorry, it's part of the whole "gross person" package like the constant shaving rash and the parading around of fetishy stuff around people who don't want to hear it
>>5253539
>mfw from the land of beef, and people think that maddie's steak is underdone
It's ok maddie, they will never know the joy of a properly done steak
>>5253540
;~~~~; I just wanna have a realistic dream, you know?
>>5253537
Guess what, global warming isn't real.
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a
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>>5253545
At what cost?
>>5253516
>Can I be OTP'd with someone that it would actually be possible to be with? ;~;
But that's what makes it so forbidden.
>>5253537
Don't get so mad, niggers are gonna nig.
>>5253541
omg looks great
>>5253555
What?
>>5253552
This is where dreams come to die though ;_;
>>5253562
Never mind
>>5253546
kayla is the meme that just keeps on giving, forever.
I can't believe people have pretty much entirely forgotten about Potsy.
I want to push booger in front of a bus.
>>5253546
gotta remember kayla back in /cd/ days
>>5253407
Oh well I don't know what I can do to help you
Go troll Wawa for friends
>>5253568
You too, anon.
>>5253552
alberta is the land of beef??
>houses made out steaks
>lamposts made out fries
>rivers of bleu cheese
man I wish I didn't care quite so much about passing
I can feel it, it's just there, psychologically, I feel totally fine like "yeah I'm female no biggie" and comfortable in who I am and then I see my reflection and no I look like a man, a fucking rugbybody caveman and the way I look just fucking disgusts me so so so so much and I can't see how I can possibly look at all female with this fucking face and ribcage and everything
>>5253538
yep iktf
>>5253571
Can I drive it
>>5253579
I know this feel all too well, Noelle.
>>5253533
>tfw jagex deleted your account because of inactivity
>>5253574
I'll try. Thanks for the (You).
I wish caddy was still here ;_;
Alright. This is like the 5th thread in a few hours. You all need to step away and take a break from posting because this getting ridiculous. Especially since every thread is the exact same conversations.
>>5253554
Filtered, fuck you, I've seen the data and met the people. People devote 50 years of their lives devoted to researching this shit alone and doing precious little else. It's serious business.
>>5253569
So do I, that's the point lol
Earlier tonight I got all four limbs tied into a bent position, separate from one another, and at the same time got collared and leashed and led around on my elbows and knees petplay style, shit was cash
>>5253590
I'm just lurking though.
>>5253575
Conveyance is lost
>>5253590
Why would you post an image while complaining about thread length? You've just pushed this thread an image closer to death.
>>5253590
When i'm dead
>tfw right ear keeps ringing
>>5253596
>edgar filters someone
my sides are in orbit
>>5253589
Why don't you just add her on Skype? She said it was ok to add her in the last post I saw.
>>5253556
Don't bully!!! ;~~~;
>>5253566
My dreams died a long time ago
>>5253570
Potsy was just here a few days ago tho
>>5253577
Yes, it is. There's not a lot I can say that this province has going for it, but dear god the beef is good.
>>5253588
start a new one ill hang out with you
>>5253581
Only if you promise not to miss
So I just got off work about an hour ago. How's everyone's day going?
>>5253596
>Filtered, fuck you
top of the kek
it only took sage to post in a couple of threads
>>5253609
>There's not a lot I can say that this province has going for it
Open borders to BC.
>>5253604
I get that alot if I don't wear ear plugs at school
>>5253600
You can blame the anime cuteposters for that. The new tinychat becomes filled with them and then they spill out into the threads.
>>5253617
Thanks, haha
>>5253611
o-okay
give me an hour though I'm not at my comp right now
How to pass?
This dysphoria is making my life unbearable even when neet.
>>5253617
Yes, she would like you and it's insulting her that you think like that. She is nothing but kind and understanding, stop beating yourself up and just talk to her.
>>5253623
What's your favorite color
>>5253627
Post pic.
>>5253604
Get that tinnitus looked at
>>5253597
Come fuck me roughly while belittling me about being a a freak while also making me feel like a girl.
>>5253627
go outside?
well that was fun
i cried 3 times at work and once on the way home
so this is the power of estrogen
>>5253629
agony.
>tfw you will never be a curvy fit girl
this girl is as tall as me lmao
>pls let me die
>>5253628
I don't have anything to say so she wouldn't want to talk to me. Didn't you see my other posts where I explained how I'm a friendless loser with no hobbies or interests? I can't hold a conversation
How was mtfg's day today?
holy shit, literally the last 20 images are anime avatarfagging
wtf
>>5253629
Might be a bit of a cringe answer but I prefer contrasts of colors rather than the colors themselves. Such as red/blue, yellow/purple, etc. Favorite color combination, however is blue and white.
>>5253643
You seem to be holding a conversation well enough for me to keep talking to you.
I don't see the problem here.
JUST DO IT
>>5253638
Combined with a selfawareness that you might not pass, yes.
>>5253633
Why do you want to bully me so much?
Even my only friend thought getting advice from here would be a bad idea.
>>5253634
It only bothers me when I sleep so it's okay.
>>5253638
You should be crying you fucking rapist
>>5253651
This isn't a conversation it's basically shitposting. What would I talk to her about? "Hi I'm an anon who's obsessed with you and posts about you in the thread all the time, be my friend"?
vivi where are you? how did laser go?
>>5253652
>>5253655
it's more just missing someone and imagining them waiting for you when you know they won't be there but you still hope they are anyway
today has been miserable since i woke up
>>5253409
hey Circé, is there any chance i could ask you something in private ?
>>5253652
>tfw president of the /feels/ club
>>5253595
Thanks! I keep meaning to post more again, oddly. I kind of miss people here..lol
>>5253656
I want you to do anything to move forward but all I see is the same questions and complaints every time.
>>5253636
Thanks for the involuntary boner.
It's not fair though because you keep using anime pics which creates a whole different mental image of you.
Damnit
>>5253660
>it's basically shitposting.
Is that any different than the other conversations here? Yeah sure why not? I don't think she'd have a problem with that.
Either do it or d-
JUST DO IT
>>5253656
It's not all bad, just most of it.
>>5253672
Don't worry, as soon as you get on E you won't have to worry about erections anymore.
>>5253672
trust me, the 2D is better than the 3D.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DTSyvLvto
^ your average mtf
>>5253669
I want to move forward too but I have no idea how, i'm really lost and posting a pic here is just asking for bad feels.
I'm very worried about my face and stuff.
>>5253658
Lay it on me senpai, I really want to laugh tonight ;~;
>>5253663
;_; sounds rough. If I have a day like that I usually have some comfort food, have a hot shower and go to bed early
>>5253666
Iktf sometimes
>>5253672
Are you thinking lewd thoughts about her desu senpai?
>>5253683
Right. But you're not going to get anything new here. Until you change your situation some how you're not going to be getting any new advice on what to do.
>>5253673
I think she would. She has a life to live and it doesn't include losers like me.
I dont even think I'm trans. I didn't cry once since I started hrt.
>>5253688
How do I change it though?
>>5253686
I couldn't be so cruel; as hilarious as it would be to dig up old bones like that.
>>5253679
I'm really not a tranny, I dont feel like a woman in the slightest. Comfy being male, I just want a decent grillfriend is all.
>>5253686
>Are you thinking lewd thoughts about her desu senpai?
A little, only because I'm trying to imagine you as girls, that's what you want isn't it?
So I'm not exactly sure if my name fits me. It's between that and Casey. Anyone want to help judge that? My hair's not really that short, by the way. Just pulled back into a ponytail.
>>5253514
then sprinkle it on pizza
>>5253701
your hair isn't really that clean either, ew.
D A N K
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>>5253697
The two things you get told the most are to get out of the house and to practice your voice.
And no, I don't expect you to go get gendered in swedish. Just go outside and be around humans. You're going to have to get used to that eventually if you want to stop being a neet.
>>5253698
>all those anime avataring trannies
top kek
there's enough people here that hate me right?
i'll pay you to come out here and kill me, i'm so tired, can someone just put me out of my misery
>>5253707
Yeah. Working in a shitty fast food joint will do that to you.
>>5253708
I don't want to be around people as a man, I hate using my voice and people looking at my gross man face.
It would be nice to be okay with yourself before you start meeting people or doing anything.
I know I need to do voice but I have no idea what to do about my face.
>>5253712
Hey wait, arent you that fucking kiwi trap from krautchan.
This dude right here is pure evil.
>>5253709
>yfw theyre not trannies, just beta males.
>>5253712
Buy me a ps4, i'll drown you in my tub.
>>5253714
dont take pics with dirty hair senpai.
>>5253720
i never went to krautchan and never called myself a trap, sorry
Gem have a Steam? Also want to play Pokemon with you
>>5253718
You're not going to get ok with yourself by hiding in your room though. You have to put yourself out there somehow.
>>5253722
I swear this tranny was the worst, was a kiwi and made the shittiest threads.
She also posted that exact same pic a lot so I wondered.
>>5253701
>this is 'caveman' now
wow what the FUCK does that make me?!?! "ogre"?!
>>5253701
Weren't you that minimum wage hot dog stand worker that posted in every passing thread asking if you'd pass?
>>5253625
okay sure. ill be hanging out in the thread. anyone else want to play runescape with us?
>>5253699
>Thinking lewd thoughts about another anon
You're going to make me go all yandere on you.
>>5253699
That's definitely the goal yes, although in a lot of cases you don't have to use a lot of imagination, or any at all desu.
>>5253698
Awe ;~; ok
>>5253377
Looks good, beef is meant to be eaten rare or medium rare. Any chef or foodie knows this.
I just purchased some kobe beef steaks to grill this weekend, they're like $40-$50 a steak but totally worth it. I bought some kobe beef burgers as well.
>>5253698
Oh come on anon, its already out there anyway
>>5253725
Where do I ask for feedback though?
Like i've said before this is a bad place to post since people hate me and also bullying.
I have like one friend i'm close to but he didn't really want me to ask him about these things since he can't really help.
>cis scum
>>5253721
>beta males
so trannies then? :^)
What are some nice clothes for someone pre-everything to wear?
>>5253701
You kind of strike me as a 'Thomas' kind of person
>>5253729
No. Close, though. I work for Sonic. I have been in a couple of passing threads but not all of them.
>>5253748
My mom bought me lots of andro clothes, I think those are best when hon.
>>5253740
You gave out your skype when you weren't shitposting, did you get any adds you could ask?
Otherwise, /soc/ continues being a good answer for camwhoring. Or start believing your psych. Ask your mom for feedback you can work on. Going outside more to get an idea of what people around you look and dress like.
>>5253734
>>5253739
It is out there, its literally on the internet. But to link you to it would just be necro'ing old as fuck drama that doesnt need to be brought back.
I'm new sage, I just say stuff and people get mad. It doesnt matter what stuff, because I'm Sage.
>>5253746
I have very few trannies on skype actually. Only the specials ones get through.
There was one girl i met the other day, Milk her name was. She dildo'd her ass for a call filled with aussie shit posters.
>>5253752
Yeah it is you. Sorry I thought it was a hot dog stand.
>>5253539
i dont like rare. but medium is okay. rare is too bloody and its gross.
>>5253748
striped thigh highs
>>5253748
>wearing clothes
don't be a fetishist
>ywn turn Bexe into a qt fashionista
>>5253748
nothing will look nice prehrt
>>5253758
Yeah. Nice to see you without calling me Brendan Frasier.
>>5253748
Androgynous clothes like vnecks, zip up shirts/hoodies van shoes
skinny jeans. even girls jeans can work for andro if they don't have super feminine designs.
>>5253767
Tbh nothing looks nice after hrt either
>>5253665
Uhm.. suuure?
>>5253759
>rare is gross
>pleb taste
>probably eats fast food daily
>>5253765
Anon striped thigh highs can be an outfit if you're trans.
>>5253754
>You gave out your skype when you weren't shitposting, did you get any adds you could ask?
Not really, I don't talk to any of them and only two people added me.
Everyone gets bored of me.
/soc/ is even more scary than /mtfg/ and dressing well is easy I think but no real motivation when my face is beyond help.
>>5253765
Stuff both women and men can wear.
>>5253732
Only because you're so endearing and make me feel loved.
No homo.
>>5253734
>although in a lot of cases you don't have to use a lot of imagination, or any at all desu.
Shame a lot dont pass, I dont know what the fuck I would do if I looked like a mannish woman, what a fucking drag.
Also what you says just proves boys do everything better, including being women.
>>5253717
Keep working on it m88. Rome wasn't built in a day!
>>5253712
I actually don't hate you at all, and I don't want you to die. Do you need someone to talk to?
>>5253755
Woah, now that is a name I haven't seen in a loooooong time.
>>5253786
I'm transginger.
Going to bed. Good night caddy
>>5253790
The blog poster?
>>5253784
Your post will get lost in /soc/. There's always going to be people prettier, uglier, trannier than you. Just wait for a fresh rate thread and post a recent picture then see if you get lumped in with guys who rate mostly girls.
>>5253774
i mostly eat rice and vegetables. i really want to start making better home cooked meals though. its a little hard to branch out when youre borderline veg.
>>5253786
Hi Cartman. How are you today? I just woke up and have to go to work soon but I had a horrible sleep and am really tired.
Would you accept me as girl once I get SRS?
>>5253790
Do they have a surgery to cut out your soul?
>>5253788
Unlike you mum's name, which I see regularly when she texts me asking for my dick in her eye.
>>5253787
i need someone to take me out of my misery, i've failed too many times trying to do it myself
i don't know what else i can do, my mind is fucked up beyond repair, it's been 3 months and i haven't gotten back on my feet yet
at this point it's not even worth living, every day feels like another day in hell and i should have died a long time ago
>>5253797
I really don't want to post it for a big group of people when i've showed like one person before at 3 months hrt.
>>5253796
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/ms8uv8/im-transginger
Literally how most trans act.
>>5253804
THANKS SAGE. I MISS YOU TOO.
>>5253806
Yeah those are some pretty bottom of the barrel feels. What's causing them specifically? Did some major event in life knock you on your feet?
i had a dream once. dream dead now.
