>I'm not gay or anything, but I'd let you suck my cock
What have people said to you lately that has rustled you, /lgbt/?
Psh, a mouth is a mouth OP.
"youre gay? does that mean you want to fuck me?"
every fucking time
>>5247169
>maybe you just haven't been fucked by the right guy
>how do you know if you don't try?
Your right, I haven't. No guy is the right guy. No one, not for me anyways.
Now if you have a sister, give her my number.
Also does anybody know why "converting" is such a big thing for guys?
Depending on how old you are, I'll suck your dick anytime you want.
>>5247233
They just want to fuck you. Like now. They want to fuck you and they'll do or say whatever increases their chances of that. That's pretty much all there is to it.
>"You don't look gay, I would have never guessed!"
I hate when people do this. It's actually homophobic and insulting towards femenine men.
The las guy who said this to me later sucked my cock and I took is anal virginity, tho
>>5247272
Doings Gods work, my son.
>>5247272
This definitely happened
>>5247245
>you're what?
>that's too young, we'll just have to keep this secret
>if you were a girl i would fuck you
Thanks... I guess
>>5250888
WHAT
>>5250896
not even just the once. Was a 3 year gap but I've had it said to me twice.
>mtf
>I would never have guessed
>But you're so pretty and sound so good
Just upsetting because they assume I'll be a hon, can't much blame them though
>>5247221
This is the worst. The assumption people make that you'd fuck them because they're the designated gender of your sexuality.
>>5250888
OP here, I've gotten that line once and also
>how much of a girl are you now?
from the guy in my first post.
I like to think they just don't know better.
>"You're so uptight, a cock is a cock"
>>5247169
90% of the time it's just after "I'm not gay BUT". You know they will spew bullshit.
sometimes, I repeat, just sometimes, it's kind of cute when they say stuff like "I'm not gay but..." then do something faggy. I'd bet 80% of humanity are closetted cases, Pareto principle.
>ftm
>dont look it yet - havent started transitioning yet
>i like girls though
>all my male relationships were abusive
>never felt the "spark" with men anyway
>date a girl
>spark is there
>always thought girls were more beautiful and pleasant
>"you just havent found the right man!"
Mfw
>>5251209
>mfw no face when mfw without face
>>5251302
>mfw i did have an image but my phone decided not to upload it
>>5251317
>mfw no face when mfw without face accidentally
"OK ladies... Oh, and Dust"
"bye girls... Oh, sorry Dust, see you all tomorrow"
Still, when I finally come out at work it won't be much of a shock or adjustment I guess...?
>>5251209
I totally leld, but I'll be tolerant and will not say shit about transbians hurr.
Yesterday...
>"Oh so I can have your nuts when you fully become Anon?"
>MFW...
>>5251657
>and will not say shit about transbians
cuz you clearly either have reading comprehension or don't know what a transbian is.
>>5251658
Here be dragons...
>>5251673
U mad dragking, lower the testosterone dose or fap often.
>>5251049
>i'm not gay but
>i'm not racist but
>i'm not being insensitive but
Every time.
I think guys like that just don't take their bisexuality seriously, we just wanna fool around and not make a big deal of it.
>>5251049
it's not bullshit, just something you disagree with.
>>5247169
sucking dick doesn't make you gay. girls can have a penis. if you're sucking on a feminine penis it's heterosexual.
>>5252638
This.
>>5247169
>If I were gay I'd date you
Said every straight chick I know. Hardly a consolation to a (at the time) foreveralone dyke. That one straight friend that ended up fucking me, she's cool. The rest can suck it.
>>5247272
>unironically using the meme word "homophobic"
Sure, Anon.
>>5252726
>homophobic
>meme word
Are you 13?
Go back to penguin club.
Origin: 1960s: from homosexual + -phobia.
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/homophobia
"I'm not gay, but I have sex with men."
--lots of closet cases
>>5252749
>Posting the definition of homophobia
Wow. I haven't seen this much autism in days. Do you actually think anyone doesn't know the word or that it's been around for decades?
>>5252831
You can only whine if you are the same anon saying "homophobic" is a meme word, so if you are, then you're an idiot underaged kid, if you're not, then shut the fuck up nosey bitch, and go be a sassy faggot somewhere else where HIV is needed.
>>5252638
>sucking dick doesn't make you gay.
Sure it does. It's getting your dick sucked that doesn't make you gay.
>>5252874
you won this thread.
>>5252762
Bullshit, how is men fucking other men gay?
>"I think you're cool, but your gay right?"
>>5252866
>catching babbys first meme virus
"But you've already fucked a girl right"
"no"
"So you've already fucked a guy in the ass?"
"no"
"So... You've at least been fucked in the ass by a guy ?"
"no"
"I don't know how you do anon, if sex didn't exist, I would make it up"
"cool"
>>5252884
No seriously. If you never had a dick in you, you can't be gay.
The moment you have dick in you, you're gaying and are thus henceforth gay.
>>5252893
No worries lady, your hurt will appease soon.
>>5252908
11/9 underrated post.
>>5247233
>Also does anybody know why "converting" is such a big thing for guys?
There's an incredibly joy in doing God's work.
>>5251209
>girls
>more pleasant
/r9k/ here...
>>5252638
>>5252638
Yeah but with guys who aren't knowledgeable of trans issues, they don't get that feeling attraction to mtfs is still a straight thing.
So this guy is thinking "well you're technically a dude, I don't want to be gay. But you look like a girl I guess, and I'm assuming you want to suck my dick, so I'd let you but just to be clear I'm totally straight. You're kind of a real girl right?".
I don't think he was in doubt about his own sexuality, just confused about how gender actually is with people. Him thinking I was a guy or just "kind of" female was what caused the rustling.
>>5252966
Straight guy here, will you suck my dick nohomo?
>>5252981
>>5252866
>Being this much of a butthurt child.
You're magically retarded, it's hilarious. Seek professional help, please. Your friends and family must be so disappointed.
"No Homo" and "I'm not gay but.." should win the thread.
>>5252997
Classic sissy histrionic hyperbole. Equating clever comebacks to retard is retarded, then using the "you're crazy" card because as fag you had been all your life on therapy and you're copying patterns from highschool queenbees, because that's the way you shun males right? Estrogen is a hell of a drug.
No worries old-lady, I'll not reply again, so do and write whatever you want, feel free to do it. I have better things to do IRL than slap talkback bitches again and again on internet.
>>5252966
Lol my post was bait and you are it right up. Trannies are still men. Fuck off, freak.
>>5253041
lel FtM detected
>>5253041
>muh clever comebacks
>unnecessarily long words
>better things to do
>posting massive paragraphs of text every five minutes
Hahahahahahahahahqhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Your life is a fucking shambles mate, sort yourself out. I'm actually embarrassed for you!
>>5253041
>shut the fuck up bitch faggot
>clever comeback
Oh I'm laffin
>>5252632
>"I'm not gay BUT I like cock
>"I'm not racist BUT niggers are smelly"
"I'm not misogynist BUT universities should have quotas for females"
>"I'm not sensitive BUT the word faggot offends me"
It's bullshit.
O-oh you..- i thought you were, i mean this was just a bad joke eheh.. :# Knew you were a boy.
>joking around with friends
>don't remember what I was talking about but I replied with "oh yea I like that cause I'm a raging faggot"
>one of my friends is like "woooooh language"
>I'm like "it's all good my b haha"
>and then he gets serious and is like "well like I'd appreciate if you'd not use that word cause I have lots of friends who get offended by it and it makes me uncomfortable"
>he's straight
>mfw
but to be fair I guess I haven't come out to him
>>5255975
>me and my gf got yelled at by a het mother for using "queer" because she doesn't want her family exposed to that kind of language
We call each other "queerdo" all the time and joke about "eww gross that would be gay" followed by being clearly gay, but I guess queer can't be said by queers
>>5247272
That's a compliment
>We need to stop. My girlfriend keeps asking why my asshole's so stretched and I don't want her to think I'm gay
>>5256001
>queerdo
KEK
But yea it's really dumb cause we're not even caring. I feel like it's the same thing with blacks and calling each other "mah nigga" and such and then white people get super offended
