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What on your gay agenda for Monday, /gaygen/?
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tinychat: /gaygen
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>>5238988
it doesnt sound good because you have shit pronunciation
i hate when classical singers and opera singers sing in french who arent french
they always sing the songs in a stupid italian accent
i dont get what u people find so hard about pronouncing r in french

formidable is way way waaay better than papaoutai
hes belgian anyway not french

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_xH7noaqTA [Embed]

>>5238994
yeah well
if u want to be hot u wont eat like the sticky says
who wants to be a huge disgusting bodybuilder who cant get laid

>>5238995
are u dumb
seriously u have no idea about diet or fitness do u
dumb fuck
pac man has 5% body fat
most pro boxers have less than 8% body fat
god ur stupid af
fuck off back to /fat/
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>>5239014

>Supposed to get bf all alone all weekend Friday night - Monday morning next weekend
>Turns out its his dads birthday
>If I go over to see him I'll need to spend all weekend with his folks
>I like them, but this is not what I was looking forward to

I don't know my agenda OP, just feeling bummed right now.
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>>5239026
woah are all flips that dark skinned? i dont think me and my mom are that dark
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>>5239026

Wrong. Pac was at 5% ONCE, for barely a week. In your picture he is at like 12%, with significant musclemass behind him.

This is him at 5% you braindead cunt.

It is practically impossible to sustain that kind of BF for any extended period of time, hence on and off seasons.
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>>5239022
I mean, even though he's Belgian he still sings in French...maybe there's a dialect difference but to a non-speaker that's meaningless.

Do you know how hard it is to draw out notes in an operatic tone while keeping the French "French-sounding"? It's ridiculous.

And especially with American English speakers, non-rhotic r's in general can be extremely difficult, much less the French "hacking up a loogie and talking at the same time" r.
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>>5239035
no it isnt u stupid fuck
lmfao
its impossiblefor your fat stupid arse to maintain bf because all u do is fucking eat
this is why u gross fat fucks have ur "bulking" seasons
an excuse for u to be weak fat fucks and let go of urselves
there are no fucking SEASONS
ive had a 6-7% body fat pretty much my entire life
could be that ive gone up when im not being fit and monitoring it
but i doubt ive ever gone above 9
ur just fat and stupid and have no idea what ur talking about
keep following the sticky
fat arse

done with this conversation
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>>5239026
nah I loved being a bear power lifter. But now im just trying to get back to being fit again too skinny.
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>>5239015
>>5239019
oh cool I never knew. that's neat af.

>>5239012
well don't be like that faM. we could make it work.
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>>5239040

post your body then
its weird how you say this shit all the time, but never posted a pic of yoruself - you post pics of your methpipe, your balcony, yoru shoes, etc etc, but never your body.

I mean, you clearly arent shy, so why not?

Oh wait, i got it - youre a NEET unfit loser who lies on the internet to boost his selfesteem. My bad
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>>5239039
hahaha
thats true i guess
dont shit on the language because its hard for non speakers to sing it
why are you guys able to sing in german then
id think thats harder to pronounce than french
althought i dont speak german so idk if you mispronounce the words
ive been dragged to a lot of operas and concerts
and it always pisses me off how badly the singers pronounce the words

>>5239042
im sure u loved it
but nobody loved ur huge chunky hairy self
admit it
thats why u want to get fit again
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>>5239050
um
because there is an archive
and pictures i have posted are archived
i didnt know there was an archive when i used to post pics
thanks to u guys picking on me and bringing old shit up
now i know there is
fat shit
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>>5239039
Non-rhotic r, like an alveolar tap? We have those in English, like in "butter". It doesn't take much practice to be able to do it in whatever context you want. I'm not too familiar with what other varieties of R there are.
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>>5239051
Nope just I know I couldn't eat enough to keep it anymore so Im stuck with what I can do.
>>5239055
Id still like a pic if you dont mind hehe be nice to see how you look now. Fuck man cant wait for the gym c:
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>>5239056

Are you a linguist? . 3.
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>>5239055

use Unsee DOT cc then

go on, do it

i cant wait to see the striations and varicose veins of a lifetime 7%er
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>>5239051
Part of it, I think, has to do with English being a Germanic language, even though it has a lot of horribly mangled French words. Because of that, there are more similarities between German and English than French and English. It also helps that you don't know German though...I'm sure it's being mangled almost as bad by non-speakers.

Honestly though, as an English speaker I don't get why people get so uppity about pronunciation. So many people learn English but have ridiculous accents but we native speakers can't call them out on it or we'll look foolish. Yet if you have any hint of an accent in another language, people get all defensive, "Oh don't mangle my language like that, just speak English".
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>>5239014

>What is on your gay agenda

Crush my enemies, see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their women.

>>5239043

>well don't be like that faM. we could make it work.

Well then hop on the next paddle steamer to Manchester and let's get an above a kebab shop flat together.
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>>5239068
>house above shop.
Thats really nice. Im more of a bakery bellow so I can wake to the smell of fresh breads.
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>>5239056
Maybe I used the wrong word. I've never formally studied language. I'm talking about the "r" Americans (and some British Isles accents) use a lot more than other languages. Anything other than that, like a flicked, rolled, or French abortion of an r, can be difficult for those who don't really have practice with them that comes with learning the language.

Of course, as a singer I made a point of trying to get past that, but French r's still give me issues.
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>>5239050
>>5239040

Oh and make sure its timestamped.
youve lied about this kinda thing before
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>>5239064
i dont have veins and shit u dumb fuck
u really have no idea what ur talking about
no
ive posted a pic of my back anonymously
then deleted it
too bad u didnt see it
like u cant screencap that website and then post my pic on here
and then its archived
i aint stupid anymore
fatty

>>5239066
yeah but the german pronunciation
has that spit thing you seem to hate about french
the written language might be close
but the german pronunciation is nothing like english
i think spoken english is a lot more similar to french than german
could be because i speak french but idk

um dude
people make fun of people with accents singing in english all the time
eurovision people get mocked
there are tons of youtube videos of foreign singers being mocked just for their accents
we do it here too

>>5239062
no sorry
get them to remove the archive and ill post whatever
ive had dudes ive sent pics to somehow find out i use 4chan from my pic
and ive had to say idk why theyre on here
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>>5239068
that sounds great.
how difficult would it be for me to acquire citizenship in your country?
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>>5239014
Buy a hello kitty sweater, a 40 and all sorts other of ill shit.

Also why does no one use the tinychat?
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>>5239087
also we should watch conan the barbarian and conan the destroyer together.
I really like 80's fantasy movies.
they're the closest films have come to dnd campaigns.
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>>5239086
all good man. I understand can be little weird haha.
>>5239091
Sounds pretty cute man. Idk ive been there a couple of times.
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>>5239086

>"i aint stupid"
>dosnt understand why you cant screencap an Unsee picture

yea ok

and if you dont have veins, you arent even 10% BF you delusional freak.
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>>5239070

I'm not sure how nice the smells above a kebab shop would be, honestly.

>>5239087
>>5239092

I'm not at all sure for a US citizen. A lot of Australians come here on short term visas and just end up staying for years and years though. I don't think you'll get carted off to Yarlswood detention centre or anything.

I'm trying to think of other 80's fantasy films but the only one that comes to mind is Ladyhawk.

Also I've only ever dnd'd once, it'd be cool to do it again.
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>>5239105
It would be very aromatic spices and meats. Just a little loud probably.
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>>5239098
somebody post a link from unsee
i want to see how it works
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>>5239096
yeah
they need to get rid of that archive
i think it ruins the site

>>5239098
ur stupid and fat and have no idea what ur talking about
so please die
thank u
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>>5239118
do it urself dumb fuck
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>>5239105
Krull
Excalibur
Hawk the Slayer
etc
there's quite a few.

I dm a lot. Haven't been able to in quite a long time now though. it'd be fun to hold your hand through your first campaign. ;~;
do you read at all? what are your interests, senpai?
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>>5239123
shit doesnt work when i try to do it myself
maybe it traces by ip?
im not that freddy dude i just wanna see
just post anything dude
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Why do i love cuddles & kisses so much?
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>>5239126

It puts a huge watermark of your IP over the picture so if you screencap and share it you also share your IP, leaving you open to attack.
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>>5239127
its a straight thing
maybe youre straight?
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>>5239122
Hey as long as your are making improvement I will too.
>>5239127
Cause you're me.
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>>5239126
nypa
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>>5239134
what? nipa~?
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>>5239130
>its a straight thing
wut
do you not want a bf to come up behind you and hold you while kissing you on the neck?
do you not want to spend hours making out with a qt bf?
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>>5239138

Not Your Personal Army.

Its 4chan slang
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>>5239139
id prefer a girl desu

>>5239142
sounds like /b/ slang senpai
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>>5239139
ewww. kissing boys is gross.
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>>5239154
this guy gets it
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>>5239154
>ewww. kissing boys is gross.
>kissing boys
>gross
>gross
>gross

>>5239150
>id prefer a girl desu
>girl
>girl
>girl

>>5239156
>gets it

OUTTTTTTTTTT GET OUTTTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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How do I get a BF if I'm never attracted to anyone I meet?
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>>5239158
im not gay yet senpai
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>>5239112

You might be overestimating Manchester, but I like your optimism.

>>5239125

That'd be fun. I think the other time I played I fell in a pit or something.

I haven't read anything interesting (to other people) in a while. Phillip K. Dick novels are my jam, but lately I've been reading a lot of history. Anglo Saxons atm.

I like cycling and film making, and I've been trying to learn the keyboard but every time I touch it I make myself cringe.

You're into writing and painting, right?
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>>5239130
>>5239133
Both of these theories sound reasonable
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0992QAHrLYa
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>>5239166
Yah should do like a tea shop or something hehe.
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>tfw had a dream about being back in high school and having an innocent bf
>tfw missed out on young love
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>>5239177
i wouldve bullied the fuck out of your faggot ass so be glad you did
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>>5239177

the guys in my school are even more degenerate than me

just talked to a guy, he had a BDSM threesome at 16.

im not sure tehre are any innocent gay kids - the only reason im inexperienced is because im autistic - if i could i would have been fucking like a rabbit too
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>>5239177
same. I wish I hadn't wasted my teenage years closeted but I feel like I didn't have a choice living in such a small, rural town.
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>>5239171
Dont over think it bb just come here <3
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>>5239177

I don't know a single guy who was out in school who hasn't had a fucked up amount of sex.

Of all the guys I've dated the ones who came out late are by far the most 'innocent'.
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>>5239177

At what age is it too late to have "young love"?
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>>5239196
19
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>>5239166
writing and digital art yeah.
filmmaking somewhat too though.
but graphic novels are my medium.
Phillip is a cool guy.
I want to learn bass guitar. I feel like I'd really enjoy working on different basslines and maybe spoken word vocals.
I really enjoy music like that. post-rock... brian eno influences. david byrne ish. stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP0lwQreha8
creating in general has always been my reason to live.
what are your favorite filmmakers?
what kind of music do you enjoy?
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T F W N O P A N D A
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>>5239205
gross
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>>5239207

literally the cutest
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>>5239211
end yourself fat loving homo freak
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>>5239201
I have been listening to alot of Nujabes lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4COiiDXkgBM

>>5239193
I would but im a straight bottom :c
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>>5239214
>but im a straight
theres nothing straight about you faglord
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>>5239213

eeee
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>>5239205
>>5239211

Friendly reminder that trimming your facial hair on your neck high and angled doesn't' give you a jawline if you're overweight.
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>>5239219
this is five layers more gross than regular homosex
jesus christ i want to tear my fucking eyes out
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now THIS is what i call a summary
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>>5239205
>>5239211
>>5239211
>>5239219
the asian guy is 2qt
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>>5239214
Its okay we can just cuddle and watch movies then.
>>5239222
haha
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>>5239224

I know!!!

just like real pandas though, gay pandas are an endangered species. I dont think ive ever seen one personally in my whole life...

:(((
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>>5239214
>straight bottom
>straight
>bottom
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>>5239232
>I dont think ive ever seen one personally in my whole life...
they prob cant leave their house
that or theyre already died over being too fat
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>>5239229
That actually sounds awesome
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>>5239239

noelle i guess

when hes not doing the "serialkiller stare" i bet he looks pretty cute
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>>5239234
Only takes dick on thursdays I guess.
>>5239237
Most are neets not really big guys that are fit.
>>5239240
You know it does bb <3
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>>5239239
sophie, abby or that amy guy
the rest are way more manly than girly
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>>5239239
every time I see this I become so grateful none of my pics were put on there. <3
yay for being a man.
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>>5239222
this is the best bara ever
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>>5239248
that didn't stop that noelle dudegirl from getting put on there.
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>>5239201

I'm pretty crap at listening to music, in that I listen to like one album every 6 months. I really should do it more, it perks me up better than anything else.

Sleaford Mods are coming up a lot now though. They're basically spoken word, you might like them. Talking Heads, LCD Soundsystem and The Fall are probably my favourite bands though.

Werner Herzog's documentaries are amazing, watching Cave of Forgotten Dreams for the first time was what made me actually try doing something media related. Adam Curtis is another who's known to like 70 people, but he should be world famous honestly. Watch "The Power of Nightmares", it's brilliant.

How do you motivate yourself to do all that? I feel so self conscious about everything I do.
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>>5239184
>>5239194
This is what stopped me from dating anyone in high school. My only hope was this cute kid but he was too deep in the closet for a relationship to work.
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>>5239251

full comic: http://imgur.com/a/b1L5O
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>>5239248
You should stop mentioning it or else it will be eventually tbqh...

Between you and me I think something bigs going to happen
I can kind of feel it
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>>5239239
none
not one of them is hot
pookie, edie and abby are average
the rest are ugly
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>>5239248
Do you want someone to add your picture?

Because that's how you get someone to add your picture.
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>>5239215
I just kiddle/makout/get lewd blowjobs by guys and fall for them, i dont fuck them=no homo
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>>5239269
as soon as you do anything sexual you turn into a full on prancing lala fruit
sorry fruitboy
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can anyone help me with a problem I've had for a long time that is starting to cause serious health concerns?

I used to throw up after almost every single meal because I was afraid of getting fat, I chugged about 1/3-1/2 a gallon of water before throwing up to make it easier to throw up, I don't do that anymore, but my brain seems to associate water with throwing up, I can't drink water, not even a sip, without having to throw up, I have the same issue with coke, I used to drink way too much hard liquor, always mixed with coke, my brain seems to associate coke with throwing up too, so I can't drink that without throwing up either.

It's really messing up my throat, any advice on how to overcome this would be appreciated a lot
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>>5239262
you're right, but this is like sort of relaxing... not being a tranny anymore... it's finally hitting me so it's like really amazing. something big? what do you mean?

>>5239266
nah they won't. i'm a man now so it'd be dumb to add me.

>>5239254
Noelle identifies as a woman.

>>5239259
I just do it and I get better with time. You have to get over that whole caring what other people think thing. And the stuff you create is going to be bad 99% of the time until you get to a certain point so just like expect it. finish it and move on to another project. i'll check out all of your music recommendations right now tbqh. and werner herzog.
you honestly seem really cool.
you should add me to skype.
spookywitchpussy
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Why do people hate gays?
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>>5239281
youre p disgusting desu senpai
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>>5239279
It takes time. I had a stomach parasite that fucked me over for while. Been difficult to get back to a normal diet, but you have to work on it slowly but surely.
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>>5239281
they hate us cause they aint us
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>>5239279

Start small. Drink a half glass of water. Keep it down. Psyche yourself to not throw up.

If half a glass is too much, try a quarter. Or a sixth. Start small, work up.

As for coke, your body is better for not drinking it, stick with water
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>>5239279

Therapist.

>>5239281

There's this whole thought process peopel go through when they find our youre gay

1. Woah, I had no idea!
2. Oh my god, I cant imagine Anon having gay sex, thats disgusting
3. Wait hang on, does Anon want to fuck me?
4. I wonder if I know any gay people I can set him up with?

as you can see, 2 + 3 make peopel feel gross/uncomfortable aroudn us.
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>>5239294
>2. Oh my god, I cant imagine Anon having gay sex, thats disgusting
good reason to hate all homos right there tbqh
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>>5239294
>3. Wait hang on, does Anon want to fuck me?
I. Fucking. Hate. This.

How fucking egotistical do you have to be to think that just because someone is interested in your gender, they automatically want to fuck you? It's so retarded.

A lot of people have said to me "well as long as you don't want to have sex with me I'm fine with it," to which I almost dry-heaved at the thought, because they were fucking disgusting people.
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>>5239280

Yeah, I really need to do "it" more. I'm lazier than I've let on, honestly.

I'll add you on Skype later on if that's alright. This the most socialising I've done since last Christmas, so I'm pretty out of it right now.

I'm called like Mack or Ganymede or something weird.

Speak to you soon.
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>>5239294
>Wait hang on, does Anon want to fuck me?
>Wh-what's this I'm feeling
>W-why can't I stop thinking about anon fingering my hole

I know one day it'll happen
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>>5239293
>>5239290

I try to start small every single day, when I got up this morning I had a a mouthful, literally just a mouthful, of water, couldn't keep it down. As for coke, 2-3 cokes a week isn't going to hurt me

>>5239294
can't afford a therapist
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>>5239301
>A lot of people have said to me "well as long as you don't want to have sex with me I'm fine with it," to which I almost dry-heaved at the thought, because they were fucking disgusting people.
its not because they think theyre attractive retard
its because homos jump anything with a dick
they just want to protect themselves
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>>5239305

Go to your GP, a state-therapist is free.
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>>5239309
what's a GP?
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>tfw before lgbt and the beginning of lgbt spent all day studying Japanese
>spent all day being angry yet motivated and passionate
>tfw this place is just a perfect breeding ground for shitposting and ego tripping because of lack of mods and they don't do shit
>instead of lifting as hard I think of ways to shitpost


How do I stop being addicted to being an autist and just move on from lgbt and 4chan in general?
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>>5239302
cool cool. i'm really excited to hear from you. i'm sorry for exhausting you. i'll make sure to talk less when we meet up. <3333
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>>5239311
oh come on its fun
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>>5239307
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>>5239311
we wouldn't be here if we knew that, would we
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>>5239310

General Practitioner. Your local doc, basically.

>>5239311

What I do is everytime the shitposting gets to a certain level, I just close the tab and do somethine else. Shitposting only effects you if you let it.
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>>5239311
>spent all day studying Japanese

Oh sweetie, you were always autistic, you're just embracing it.

>>5239279
Anon, I can't drink plain water unless I'm exercising. Anywhere else I drink juice, milk, squash etc.
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>>5239317
dont be so fucking bigheaded next time fruitcake
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>>5239320
But I make it get to level 5 autistic levels. The most fun is when people get really really mean and brutal threatening death to each other. I love brutality.

>>5239321
Go write in a diary loser

>>5239315
I literally believe fun is degenerate
There is nothing fun that provides you or the world a service
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>>5239311
Its will all be all right man.
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>>5239328
>I literally believe fun is degenerate
>There is nothing fun that provides you or the world a service
it provides you with joy! you should always try to be as happy as you can!
unless it involves sexual thing with other men in which case you should probably cut your own dick off
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>>5239333
That's the biggest thing of it all. Im not even gay. Just a roaming shitposter that happened to find a gold mine
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>>5239336
im glad for you
the world need less gay men
its ok to be here and not be gay
im not gay either
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>>5239328
>There is nothing fun that provides you or the world a service
gardening is fun and it provides the world a service :3
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>>5239341
You sound gay tbqh...
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>>5239344
shut up fruitboy
im as straight as a ruler
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>>5239345
i have a bendy ruler
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>live in Harlem
>get lewd offers from nigs and spics
>reply 'after what happened in Paris? i'm never going to even talk to you people again'
>watch the rage ensue
one nog said 'we're not all alike let me prove it'
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>>5239328
If you're gonna fake my name at least do it right.
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>>5239342
>gardening

Go to mtfg.
You're probably just a disgusting stoner though who thinks weed is good for you.
Have you considered killing yourself?>>5239345
Than why are you here?
Why do you talk like a thirteen year old boy
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>>5239301
>guy I know makes that "as long as you don't try to fuck me" comment
>ask him "what makes you think I would ever want to fuck you" with a shit eating grin
>he's visibly upset about getting insulted but just says "ok then we're clear" because getting mad over a homo not wanting to fuck him would make him look queer too
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>>5239347
sounds like your rulers problem not mine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>5239350
im young at heart
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>>5239350
i dont smoke weed
i just like flowers
especially passionflowers
they are my favourite
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>>5239354
So you're an underage homo taking about blowing guys all day yet claim ur st8 XD
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>>5239351
yes yes. this is good.
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>>5239358
no im 18
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>>5239342
Gardening is fun.
>>5239357
awww flowers are nice. too bad I only like growing foods.
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>>5239362
18 is keyword for anything under 18you know.
You still finding your sexuality?
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>>5239370
whats the keyword for 18 then? ive found my sexuality already
im as straight as something straight
im running out of straight things
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Did anybody here beat up gays when they were in the closet?

Im still in the closet so I still beat them up regularly but I've beaten up about twenty so far.
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>>5239377
im not in the closet but id love to beat up a homo
actually i wouldnt
fuck thats really mean
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hey i found the sauce of Senpai's picture
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>>5239373
my dick is pretty straight c;
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>>5239373
IM THWAIGHT
IM A MAN

I can hear your lisp and smell your flower perfume from here faggot. You're fooling nobody
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>>5239377
You can be rough to me bb <3
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>>5239377
>>5239380
reply
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>>5239349
Hahaha writer-anon best anon

When is u and irish gonna cuddle :3c?
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>>5239386
your dick is also p gay

>>5239387
i dont have a lisp fuck off
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>>5239394

I ship them so hard.
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>>5239394
What you talkin' 'bout Willis?

>>5239399
You what
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>>5239395
Naw
I can see your wrist get limp and your cock getting hard just thinking about being dommed by a daddy like me you faggot

Im going to beat you up
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>>5239351

What if he was deep in the closet and you just broke his heart, you bastard toad?
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>>5239406
>dommed by a daddy like me
gross
if i were gay id prob be in to fem dudes
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>tfw goal is to just fade into obscurity
>feel like I've left lasting impressions on people

I just want to be forgotten now
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>>5239382
i had this weird phase where i put floral backgrounds on a bunch of mentaiko panels lol

>>5239406
>daddy like me
wassup baby how you doin
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>>5239403

I ship it!
You two.
Topgether.
All cute and cuddly.

~Irish Love Story~
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>>5239419
Im not a faggot you stinky dog fucker

Cool you are not
After you fucked a dog now a your cock is in a knot

I thought of that when I was rap battling ib the shower
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>>5239423
lame
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>>5239418
I wont forget you <3
>>5239419
Oh god that pic is great :D
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I hate niggers gays and jews
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>>5239422
Where is this even coming from?
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>>5239430
i hate gays and also arabs
im uncomfortable with blacks not so much jews
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>>5239419

I kind of want that on a t shirt...
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What trips are the most alpha and beta?
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>>5239436
id beat you up if i saw you wear that in public
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>>5239410
ain't no skin off my back

if he was gay. maybe he should have made a move instead of messing around with me
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>>5239422
It's a bit biased towards me, since he's not Irish
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>>5239438

alpha is probably Senapi, Jupp+SP, RedDread. they do what they want and dont really care about what others think.

beta is probably Sadfrog, Rugby and freddie. They try as hard as they can to be "cool."
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>>5239438
Alpha reporting in
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>>5239426
how are you even more cuddly and cutesy than me o.o

You give me diabetes

>>5239438
most beta - writer-kun
most alpha - its a me :3c
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>>5239423

>>5239426
>>5239436
i made a bunch of em
but i can't post any more cause i think they all got dicks in em
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>>5239446

That's the story part, yea?
'cus he's a writer.

>captcha is chairs and one of the pictures is a bench

Captcha is getting philosophical.
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Charlie Sheen is hiv+. Would you let him poz your neg hole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFkLrCW3tJ0
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>>5239459
Cause im a real nigga bb <3
>>5239461
God I gotta see some when you can share it.
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>>5239459
Is it because I won't flirt with you?

>>5239464
Hah.
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>>5239470
they're all on tumblr but it was a long time ago, i'll go try and hunt them down
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>>5239464
That's a bit silly
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>>5239476
Yes, I just love the sheer sinister looks and cute background.
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>>5239472

<3

>>5239477

Look, I tried.
I just think you're both sweethearts and it's adorable.
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who the fuck is octopie
and who the fuck is circe
and who the fuck is writer-anon
and who the fuck is deity

why do these new annoying peeps take over gaygen
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>>5239480
http://sludge-puppy.tumblr.com/post/115879258094
http://sludge-puppy.tumblr.com/post/116248123874
i thought i made more, but i guess that's it
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>>5239497
theyre disgusting homos like you
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>>5239497
Its okay anon you will get to know me <3
>>5239498
haha there great.
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>>5239497
Writer anon is top
Rest are shit
<3
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>>5239499
yeah fuck homos

there's perfectly successful therapy available for gayness but the fucking gaytriarchy won't let us cure them
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>>5239510
aww come on irish.
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>>5239497
octopie can stay
hes the only one with a good body on this shit hole other than me
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>>5239497
>>5239510
Between these fucks and this recent "straight" invasion this place has really declined in quality.
>>
All trips are shit.

Anons rule.
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>>5239444

You'd try, then I'd be telling you what a lovely butthole you've got and writing my name on your stomach (in cum btw).
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>>5239513
i wanna hug a cute crying suicidal homo tbqh
just a hug nothing sexual just a hug to try to stop him from suicide
then ill convert him to heterosexuality
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>>5239518
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g4PKgaP1NN
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>>5239518
Mtfs and straight are ruining this place
>>
>start making the thread about specific people
>claim it's those people making the shit thread
And then there's this faggot >>5239519

>>5239513
I always love seeing the success stories.
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>>5239526
no im unironically straight its not shitposting
well it kinda is but its true shitposting
>>
>tfw double digit bodyfat
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>>5239526
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g4PKgaP1NN

ISIS ITT
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>>5239524
>then ill convert him to heterosexuality
my biggest wish

i'm sorry i'm gay dad. i don't like it either. :(
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>mfw yellow teeth

i don't understand
i wash them three times a day
i dont smoke
i dont drink
i dont have cavities
i will never have a bf :c
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>>5239534
its not too late...
you can become straight if you want to...
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>>5239526
>but
>and here's a big butt
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>>5239536
get whitening strips
I smoke and drink wine often but you don't see me walking around with pearly yellows
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>>5239536
whitening strips?
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>>5239530
hahaha wat
>>5239532
i-i love you :3
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>>5239541
Not that guy but do they hurt? I heard they can be painful

Also how long after using them do your teeth stay white for?
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>>5239497
octopie is a bro
circe is genderqueer ex-mtf from mtfg
writer-anon is best trip
deity is maki
i'm booger. ex-mtf now 100% man.
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>>5239548
>hahaha wat
wait you really thought i was gay? lmao dude im as straight as a pencil
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>>5239515
Thank you <3
>>5239518
Im sorry if I have ruined your experience here. I will try harder.
>>5239519
Anons are the shit man
>>5239528
haha
>>5239526
awwwww the voice <3
>>5239536
whitening strips
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>>5239526
say lewd things.
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>>5239548
fuck off isis scum
slaughtering my parisien brothers
you fuckheads are going to get blasted into ur so called paradise

u can take that jew cunt >>5239541
with u
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>>5239526
You will pay for Paris.
PAYBACK FOR 13th NOVEMBER!
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>>5239536
i used to use a whitening pre-rinse, i was impressed w/ the results
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>>5239536
floss and clean the tongue too

also drink vodka, this kills the microbes
>>5239541
>>5239543
what brand is good? I'm terribly afraid of whitening products since they usually make teeth brittle, and I hate going to the dentist's
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>>5239552
they make bendy pencils too
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>>5239550
I have sensitive teeth so I get a little bit of shooting pain while using them, but I use a toothpaste for sensitive teeth and that helps.
Every 2-3 months should be fine, but you can use them as needed.
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>>5239551
yah I basically am.
>>5239558
That shit was interesting man. Couldn't believe it actually worked when I was using it for while.
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>>5239564
is there anything truly straight in this universe then? i cant just say im as straight as me
that doesnt sound very good
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>>5239526
>>5239528
I mean, sure; it's always been shit, but I'd trade a million "I straight and touched my butt. Do I gay now?" posts for just a handful of these "Guyth I hang out on thith gayboard all the time where dick and ath get pothted frequently, but I'm thuper thtraight and hate gayth!"
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>>5239538
i never wanted to be gay and tried since i started feeling things for boys when i came into puberty to not be gay.

unless you know something i don't, it doesn't work. i wish so hard that it did, but it doesn't.
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>>5239563
I use these
http://crest.com/en-us/products/crest-3d-white-luxe-professional-effects-whitestrips-teeth-whitening-kit
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>>5239571
alright well first off
girls dont have dicks
or are you into dicks? dude what the fuck are you seeing in men?
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>>5239563
Vodka doesn't have a high enough alcohol content to kill bacteria. Stick with 151 or (slightly dilute) everclear
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>>5239569
better just accept your faggotry then desu
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>>5239578
i know girls don't have dicks. wtf.
i don't know i like everything about them. how they look and how they act. all of it i think.
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>>5239526

are you muslim?
is your family muslim?
is there terrorists in your family?
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>>5239587
theres 0 gay stuff about me i think maybe probably
i mean i find masc stuff simply put repulsive

>>5239588
do you like their slutty behaviour of jumping everything with a dick?
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>>5239594
>i think
>maybe
>probably
you have doubts
just follow your heart
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>>5239594
>I don't like manly men! I'm straight!
...
>It's okay if I like girly guys! They're the exception not the rule!
...
>Sure I'd suck a cute girl's dick
...
>Pound my ass, senpai!

You. Degeneration.
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I am straight but I prefer having sex with dudes because they are usually less annoying that girls and they want to get to bed quicker than them too.

It's just easier.

But I'm not attracted to men after the sex
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>>5239539
hehehe
>>5239554
y-you too!
>>5239570
I agree with you, i should probably do my part and stop posting too but i cant help it... i like writing cutesy things
>>5239555
soon... but why? Are you gonna jerk off while listening to my voice? that would be very perverted :3c
>>5239557
>>5239556
Why do you guys keep doing this? im not a terrorist and i am a sweetheart :c
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>>5239599
yeah i did and it said that masculinity is the most repulsive trait on this earth

>>5239605
ah um
fuck
i guess youre right
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>>5239611
thanks for pointing out that I have a brother in arms here
>>5239556
how you doing, friend?
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>>5239593

If he is a Muslim he'd be a Shia because he's Iranian, and ISIS are Sunni.

Shia's are the only people ISIS hate more than the west. I'd imagine a big gay Shia like persian is the stuff of ISIS nightmares.
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>>5239611

did you ever meet zombii and fuckkkk?
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>>5239614
AS a feminine guy who is into other feminine guys, I can confirm it is still completely 100% gay
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>>5239577
thank you kind hitler
>>5239582
I don't know about that friend. The last time I had a cavity (and a terrible toothache because of it) I rinsed my mouth with 40% vodka, and the ache was gone straight away
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Hey guys! I just wanted to remind you of it's my favorite season!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jhncxcf97L
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>>5239510

>Rest are shit
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>>5239621
what if i dont act on it?
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>>5239625
KEKS me up everytime
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>>5239626
Try harder mate
It's not my fault
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>>5239625
Protip: wait at least one minute after I post so that way it looks semi believable.
Still funny though

>>5239629
It's still gay if you're attracted to it
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>>5239614
maybe the whole gender thing doesn't matter much when there are chicks with dicks and boys who need toys.
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>>5239635

I don't have a gif both light hearted enough but also sad enough to express how I feel now.
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>>5239606
c:
>>5239611
hehe thanks and yah its fun to post.
>>5239625
best Season.
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>>5239636
what if i find a way to make myself disgusted to it instead? like tieing it to something gross which would make me feel repulsed by them?

>>5239642
nah it matters dude
besides if a dude gets pegged by a chick hes still gay
hes just using the girl to unleash his gayness
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>>5239636
>It's still gay if you're attracted to it

how does that make sense
i mean if im vegan but still like the taste of meat
but dont eat meat
im a vegan not a carnivore
not that im a vegan vegans are idiots
its just an example
if u dont act on it ur not gay
its not that hard to understand
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>>5239594
are you talking about girls now? or homosexuals?

i don't like sluttiness.
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>>5239643
Rocky training montage
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Why all this hate for straights??? I thought you guys liked me. Y'all are being rude & really mean tbph.:(
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>>5239657
gays are super slutty dude
wouldnt it be better with a girl?
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>>5239655
homosexuality is the attraction to the same sex
if anon gets a boner looking at boys, he's gay
or biscum
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>>5239662
I rather have a problem with people not being homo enough.

Look at hitler, he wants other feminine guys. I feel like he shouldn't be allowed to call himself gay.
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>>5239652
Why does it matter? Why do you care so much about psychologically distancing yourself from gay people? I think you need to be more honest and accepting of yourself.
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>>5239665
no i know it would be better. but that doesn't matter i can't be attracted to them. it's physically and mentally impossible
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>>5239636

I believe only in Christmas, me!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CgR3KY4Dxb
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>>5239672
>or biscum
Says the straight in denial.
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>>5239662
>Why all this hate for straights???
BECAUSE YOU WONT BE MY BF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5239662
You'd be shitty if we came to a straight bar/event and started talking about gay stuff loudly and talking about our disdain for straight people.
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>>5239672
i mean its mostly just fast heart beats and stuff
not like rock hard erections

>>5239675
because gay is not ok
also its disgusting and i dont like gay people

>>5239676
try grossing yourself out to guys dude
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