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Have any of you fags had another fag as a rival?

I have a frenemy. We constantly one up each other. And now, we both have our sights on one guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1Y6uAgNJY
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>Naruto
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Rival would imply someone could keep up.

I stay getting twinks.
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>>5226737
I hope you relapse, get AIDS and die, Mexicunt.
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previous thread
>>5225403
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Never had a rival. Then again, I've never been in love.
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>>5226730
Naruto's English voice actor is a fat lesbian woman.
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>>5226742

No one cares about your opinions or hopes.
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i think i got raped
i walked into this guys flat and he basically picked me up and kissed me as soon as i got inside
picked me up and squeezed me really tight like he was trying to crush me or something
threw me on the bed and like ripped my clothes off
like laid his body on me hard and face raped me
when he was trying to put it in i felt really really uncomfortable so i told him im not up for it and can i just go
he said no he needs to cum
so he sat on top of me and started masturbating
he was like rubbing my stomach hard and talking dirty and masturbating
i asked him not to cum on me
he put his hand over my mouth and came on my stomach
when i tried to get up and leave he pinned me back down and face raped me again
and then wiped off my stomach
finally he let me get up and put on my clothes
he asked me if i wanted a ride home and i said no its ok and left really shaken
he force kissed me again and squeezed ,me and said mmmmm youre so soft
as im walking home he text me and said next time im getting fucked
the problem is he lives less than a 10 minute walk away so im scared ill see him again
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>>5226802
If you're not going to get the authorities involved, grow a fucking spine and defend yourself
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>>5226786
My rival is like me, he and I could be best of friends but we're too similar. We have all of the same classes. Idk. I enjoy my rivalry because he's forcing me to look better and improve academically. He gets so smug even if ge scores 5 pts higher on a test.
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>>5226809
HE DIDNT LOOK AS STRONG AS HE WAS
ive met huge guys who havent been that forceful
and he didnt penetrate me when i asked him not to
but he is just really strange and it was surreal
like even the way he was rubbing my stomach as he wanked was really forceful and harsh
he liked hurting me
i wouldnt mind if he didnt live so close to me
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>>5226824
You said no and he kept going. That shit at least counts as sexual assault. If you're afraid of something happening again I would get the authorities involved.
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>>5226832
hello police officer
i met this man on a gay sex app with the intention of ripping him off for drugs
he didnt put his dick inside me or anything but he jizzed on me when i asked him not to
also he kissed really hard

i will just get laughed at
it has really shaken me though
i have said no before and theyve actually penetrated me but it felt different to this
idk if im being shallow because he wasnt that good looking.... but he was creepy as fuck
idk why i even posted this or why im making such a fuss about him
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>>5226742
Hmm i told you to be nice to mexi for two days sweety
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>>5226842
you just exclude information that could get you in trouble unless you're like extra stupid
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>>5226842
It's not really a laughing matter (and I'd leave the drug stealing part out..) but fine, let your insecurities keep you from doing anything about it.
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>>5226802
>>5226824
>>5226842
freddie pls
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yeah, i did a couple years back, his name was scott

he was more mature than me but he was insecure about his ethnic identity

we shared a few things in common, we were both into performing arts, although he was into pop music / synth music and i was more guitar / drums / rock music, etc

well, i never really considered him a rival, he was obsessed with being popular and getting laid, i was only out on the nightclub scene because i was bored and antisocial

so he always used to rub those things in my face, how much he was getting laid, how much he had achieved, etc, and then one day he went on to become somewhat famous, and for some reason i don't really care that much

anyway, i still see him around every now and then when he flies back to new zealand and he always reminds me how much i hate my peers and their obsession with fame

i never really saw him as a rival, i just pretended to be one because he annoyed me, that's probably the closest ive ever been to wanting to compete with someone; deliberately placing myself in a position where i pretend to have some sort of genuine connection with them bc im trying to figure out if im at all like them in any way and to make sure that im not if i am?

overall i can't think of anyone in my life that i really feel is competing for the same things i want
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>>5226851
>>5226852
so you dont think im overreacting just from the story?
i thought it was just my feelings and his intenseness that made me feel weird
i dont see what i could tell the police about him that would do anything
and i dont really want to be a cunt and get someone in trouble with the law because im a pussy or shallow or dumb
thanks for making me know im not being a crazy faggot though
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>>5226849
But it's fun to be mean to minorities.
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>>5226854
>new zealand
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>>5226863
Well
I can't say that I disagree with that tbqh but leave mexi alone
Do it for me baby
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what are some foods/supplements that will make my boner work better
going to go nofap when i can be bothered
i can get hard enough to cum but not properly hard sometimes
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>>5226857
You're not overreacting in the slightest, if anything you're underreacting.
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>>5226857
if you're that scared, have someone come with you and record stuff + sue if the police station does anything even slightly out of line
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>>5226874
Hmmmmmmm..
Is this jealousy?
So cute, Myakki. You're so cute!
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>>5226866
that's gross

what's that even supposed to mean?
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>>5226884
Mmm not jealousy
I just like mexi and don't want my friends bullied.

I want to spank you tbqh
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>>5226895
Sorry, not gonna listen to a boy with a 4" coq.
You're free to spank me all you want, though. Gotta keep me in line, yeah? Don't want you to hold back at all either, I wanna see you get angry 3bh.
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>>5226928
Im going to spank your sexy ass until it turns as red as this anime girls hair all while my hard cock is inside of you dripping precum as lubrication. I want to fuck you extremely hard while choking you and making you my little bitch tbqh
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>>5226928
Why do you fucks do this every night?
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>>5226951
All bark and no bite, tbrqh.
Just yesterday you were pleading me to dress you up like a girl and kek your gf, while we cuddled and played weeb games together.
You were made to be a little bitch, yeah? A submissive little man, a suitable owner for a (2^2)/2 dickie.
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>>5226962
this

I'm mainly awake during the night and this is all I see
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>>5226964
This is why I don't submit ever. Now you're using it against me like im somehow less than you. I was doing you a favor by giving you tight virginal bp and now you're looking at me like im less.
You're the little bitch here you know that right?
Youre going to worship my cock faggot.

>>5226966
The threads dead as shit at this time. We talk to others but nobody talks. Its also a gaygen so we're going to get gay tbqh
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>>5226975
why dont u ask for each others skypes
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>>5226975
Fucking faggot. I will worship your cute cock though. Gonna make it blush like an anime girl in heat, yeah?
You are less, Maki. What good is a man if his dick is, for all intents and purposes, completely worthless? Might as well become a tranny tbrfqvh.

>>5226980
Lewd.
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>>5226980
Because I like when people watch tbqh.
I don't even have Skype. Plus im straight

>>5226989
What I think is funny is that you know on the inside that you love my cock. You know that you want it. It may be smaller but that's what all you need knowing a furry muscular man is pounding your bp. You know that I know all of your little spots and areas that make you squeel like a tranny once she looks in the mirror and realizes she's a man.
You know that I know what im doing. You know that I am a real man and you know that I can fuck you real nice faggot
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for maki to use with his mama girl gf...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fkgh2KPz88

I wonder if these positions translate over for anal sex.
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I've never had a gay frenemy. I hardly have gay friends in real life.

Is there such thing as a gay friend that doesn't try to have sex with you? Because I have not found one yet (because I've fucked all my gay friends at least once)
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>>5227001
>>5227001
>for maki to use with his mama girl gf...
*that was supposed to be: big mama gf
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>>5227007
Yeah I have a friend like that.
We've been friends for years, but we're not really frenemies
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>>5227007
i personally dont know any gay people who want to have sex with me
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>>5227007
My gay friends and I are bottoms. We don't fuck, because were not lesbian
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>>5227001
Lel I can't even watch whatever that is without an account and im on my phone.
Her tits aren't big enough to be mom tier

>tfw no gf to act out my mom issues
>tfw always dated older girls when I was a kid and they always made fun of me for just wanting a mommy
>tfw never had maturnal love
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>>5227026
I meant no mommy fetish gf
I have a gf Just not a motherly one
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>>5227000
I don't even hide my lust for your cock tbqh. I literally just said I wanna worship it, make it real cute, yeah?
You can attempt whatever you want to my bp, m80. That little tool of yours can't really satisfy me in that way tbqh, but it is cute to look at and play with, yeah?
Gonna shove a couple of pineapples up your muff, yeah?

>>5227015
I'd have sex with you, you have pretty eyes.
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>>5227032
Don't shove pineapples up my butt you fucking faggot. Im going to shove a pineapple up your butt you fucking fruit
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>>5227032
i don't know who you are
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>>5227045
Can you even call it a butt at this point, tbqh?
It's a pussy. You have a fluffy, fluffy pussy.

>>5227056
;]
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>>5226878
i feel like im being a woman and overreacting
hes textingme but i said im tired and going to sleep because im scared to block his number and then see him in the street lol

>>5226883
im not going to the police about this
ive been involved in a lot worse things than this just the people involved didnt freak me out so much
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>>5227061
Lel so what now I have two pussies? Funny coming from the biggest pussy I've ever talked with tbqh
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>>5227061
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>>5227068
lmao you got him! rekt! lmaoooooo
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>>5227068
You have countless pussies tbqh. Every orifice and pore in your skin is a pussy, mate. Fucking pathetic tbvh.
I really like you though. Really wanna stroke your fluffy face and play vidya together rn.

>>5227073
:*
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>>5227080
Im not gay but id go gay for you just to hang out with and fug.
I could teach you Japanese and we can go to the gym. Itd be kind of cute tbqh.

I just want to spank your ass though more than anything tbqh and cum all over your cheeks when you perch it up in the air
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>>5227080
??
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>>5227101
That's what he says when he has my cock in his mouth. Ignore him he's a fruit that shoves pineapples in his ass like he's gay or something
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>>5226802
Can we not? I saw this like two years ago, and I'm sick of it. It's not funny or even properly upsetting. It's just weird.
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I don't have a rival or a frenemy, because I am an adult.
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>>5227115

That's what you think. But in 2009 I gave you bad rep on Xbox Live for no reason other than I'm a total bloody bastard and you've been suffering ever since.
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>>5227115
Wow you just gonna take that, anon?
Can't let a nigga front like that
gotta put 'em in his place
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>>5227115
hot
do you want to be my bf?
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I want to fuck zombii
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>>5227164
Why?
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>>5227167
Well zombii its because you are hot
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>>5227169
I'm not Zombie.
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>>5227172
Than why do you give a shit why I want to fuck him
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>>5227177
Whoa, dude. You're being very hostile.
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>>5227145
Can i be your bf :3c???
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>>5227181
idk who you are
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>>5227180
Because you're a goddamn retard now fuck off im fucking miserable
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>>5227095
Hey maki
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>>5227186
But im a cuddleslut :c and im a qtpie p-pls
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>>5227188
stop bully pls
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>>5227193
that doesnt tell me who u are and im not going thru loveisover
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>>5227195
Im not bullying anybody
I just want to fight soneone
The world has done me wrong and in miserable
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>>5227164
>>5227167
>>5227169
>>5227172
Maki, the other avatar fag who you constantly flirt with isn't Zombii.
Zombii is a namefag and a completely different person
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>>5227205
Hahaahahaha
>>5227199
;_;
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>>5227205
>falling for the zombii troll
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>>5227202
you sound like a jerk and are being mean 2 me pls stop ;____;

>>5227207
:(
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>tfw no uber dependent fem twink bf that can't live without you
>tfw not abusing said bf, beating him every friday night after you get home from the bar
>tfw he isn't telling the ER nurse that he fell down the stairs while she rolls her eyes at him
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>>5227213
Kill yourself
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>>5227213
I-i....
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>>5227215
Don't forget leaving him when he turns 24.
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>>5227215
>tfw no bf to repeatedly poison to keep bed ridden and sick
>tfw you'll never play nurse for someone until you accidentally kill them drain cleaner soup
>tfw you'll never have the role reversed after prosecution finds you guilty and makes you the prison bitch of prison-gay Tyrone
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>>5227220
>24
most fem twinks die at 22 tops
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>>5227226
jfmsu
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>>5227226
What are you gonna do when you hit gay death?
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>>5227226
>tfw I turn 22 this month
Wait, I have no feel for this, since I don't want to be a feminine, bottom bitch.
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>>5227222
I did somethibg similar to get a guy to fall in love with me but with food

When he got sick i used to come over with soup :3c
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>>5227226
23 and going strong, thanks genetics, I think I have at least 2-3 more years before I have to go muscle twink
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>>5227219
im going to bed
have someone explain to me who you are on kik or skype and i'll consider your offer
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Survey time for you fags
Youngest / Oldest you'd sleep with, GO
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>tfw 21
>Can easily go from being femmeboy twink to somewhat masculine looking depending on how I style myself
Not yet a man, not yet a woman, lads.
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>>5227246
>Implying I'm ever gonna have sex
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>>5227245
I just wanted to write qt things :3 c

Pls forgive me im just in such a cuddly mood
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>>5227246
17 to 60.
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>>5227246
[no data]

>>5227249
why not, breh?
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>>5227246
13-20
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>>5227253
I've got problemos.
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>>5227230
I still look really young imo so I'm not worried about it any time soon.
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thoughts are with those who have lost their lives in paris
and the families who have lost loved ones
its scary because a few friends went on thursday night and i was invited
i had a huge panic this morning but theyre all okay
hopefully the lefties will stop being idiots and demanding we invite a bunch of unidentified immigrants into europe now
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>>5227246
16 - 70
t b h
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>>5227257
you have an old jew face
you dont look young
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>>5227256
Well, as long as you are not excessively ugly, we can maybe fix us being virigins.
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>>5227260
But, Anon, they need homes too :((((
We just need to start letting only the good ones in! It's just a minority of extremists! :((((
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In the last few days I've had at least four people throw tantrums when I've said I'm not interested.

One guy even sent me fake photos to try reel me in (thought it was too good to be true) after literally begging to suck my cock. I've not ever met him, we've hardly ever talked, yet he finished his last message tonight saying "I'd do anything for you"

I try to be nice, don't want to hurt peoples feeling but, shit, they turn sour quick.

"Sorry I'm looking for twinks" (my go to line if I'm not interested)
"You'll be older one day too and then we'll see how much those twinks like you!"

Had one guy hassle the fuck out of me a year ago, repeatedly asked to hook up, I said no so he then proceeded to talk shit about me all over town.

W-why do they do this?
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>>5227267
>W-why do they do this?
Dunno, I guess because gays expect easy sex from anyone.
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>>5227265
I'm ugly *and* I have problemos.

The mental problemos kind of problemos I mean. I'm defo dying alone.
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>>5227267
Why do older guys even bother with hookup apps?
Do they ever actually manage to reel in twinks with daddy issues? It just seems like everyone is constantly grossed out by them, and quick to reject.
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>>5227272
>Do they ever actually manage to reel in twinks with daddy issues?
I mean, if you message 20,000 people you'll probably get one. Or mugged.
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>>5227272
a lot of young (often even underage) guys go to older guys for their first time
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>>5227262
you caught me
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>>5227266
lol
dont get me started on my sweden/germany hate

>>5227272
because they have money
i only answer older guys because they have the things i want and dont get attached
unlike twinks who have nothing and want to boyfriend you
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>>5227271
>I'm ugly *and* I have problemos.
I can be quite tolerating in terms of looks.
And what kind of problems? I hope not the serial killer type.
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>>5227281
>unlike twinks who have nothing and want to boyfriend you
:3
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>>5227272
I got messaged by this old guy.

Long story short he mentioned he hooked up with this twink I fancied (it was when I was going through medication enduced depression so I was off my mind) and, yeah. He had his number and everything. I asked my mate and he said "People have been giving my number out".

He knew a bit about him though,

>confused me when he said "Your mate hooked up with me and I'm ugly so what does that say about him
>Thought that was a strange thing to say
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>>5227277
I've heard this.

Wonder why? Worried younger guys will out them?
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older guys also have much nicer bodies and arent annoying as fuck to talk to
and as i said they buy and give you things
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>>5227280
It's a little true. I'm imagining Lisa Cuddy from House with your face, and it's not making a great deal of difference to me.

>>5227267
I've had similar things happen. I've got 200 unread messages on Grindr from where I just haven't bothered opening their messages. Mostly from old and destitute queens.

>>5227251
Why does he start off so bitter though? He should've done that from the beginning.
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>>5227246
22-45
sludgepuppy get
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>>5227289
I've noticed that
The really good bodies are older people. I am one of the more muscular for people my age on there
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>>5227288
it's a lot of things, older guys tend to be more experienced and better at topping, they're more discrete, they're less likely to out you because they're less likely to know anyone that you know, a lot of younger guys like to feel submissive and that's easier with an older guy
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>>5227287
I have a fetish for watching hot guys get violated by gross old men (or just ugly guys in general), but if I found out that happened to one of my crushes I'd probably just feel sad and a little put off.

The whole daddy/son thing is really creepy to me outside of some porn. Something about seeing a young guy getting "taken care of" by an older man is just kind of sad and gross.
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>>5227284
I don't go outside and deer-in-the-headlights whenever anyone is around me. Literally freezing and unable to do anything out of anxiety. Haven't talked to anyone in years.
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>>5227290
>Lisa Cuddy
hahaha I see it
me in 15 years
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>>5227289
That depends on what you mean by "older guy."
When someone says that, I assume 40+. While men can still have good bodies at that point, it's pretty fucking rare.
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>>5227298
>tfw no bf who acts like a scared animal
hnnng
anon please
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>>5227280
Hey... don't make bad. You should take a sad song and make it better.
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>>5227293
>I am one of the more muscular for people my age on there
Gurl..
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>>5227303
In real life it's awkward as fuck.
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>>5227280
your self hate is cringe

>>5227293
yeah pretty much
if you dont have a six pack and pecs and you message me on grindr
instablock
unless there are $$ signs in your screen name

>>5227300
i know a lot of 40+ guys
they all have better bodies than most of the teenagers i know
especially when it comes to gay teenagers who all seem to be skinny and therefore unattractive
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>>5227304
I'm more of a strawberry fields forever kinda guy t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UQK-UcRezE
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>>5227280

...is that a Warhammers tattoo?
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>>5227307
Im saying that im not that muscular but im more muscular for people my age on there.

Get your reaction image away from me.

>>5227311
Same tbqh
Daddies need money
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>>5227316
It's a Zelda tattoo, nerd.
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>>5227316
That's clearly Zelda, m8.
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>>5227316
LoZ actually lol
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>>5227317
>Im saying that im not that muscular but im more muscular for people my age on there
I thought you were straight?
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>>5227310
I like to take charge anyway. A bit of akward isn't as bad as you make it out to be, anon.
You are really teasing me here, cutie.
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>>5227297
Yeah, it was shit, aye.

He mentioned he went round for a cuddle with the guy that was hassling me for ages. It really fucking too me back, aye.

I mentioned it to him I said:

"Yeah went round for a cuddle?"
"Yeah?"
"But he's so-"
"What?"
"And you're so-"
"What?"

Like the guy is gross aye.

Then I mentioned this guy that keep messaging me, he mentioned he knew him and implied his mum tried to hook them up. Even though the guy had on his profile he was straight and my mates mum wasn't exactly keen on her boy being a poof so I can hardly see her hooking him up with someone, especially someone older...

This guy was his only 'contact' on this dating site, too.

Yeah, fucking weird stuff, aye.

>but I like him, aye
>in spite of the shit that he said
>and in spite of wondering what the fuck was going on
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>>5227313
tht's cool.
>this song always makes me wistfully sad for some reason
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>>5227319
>>5227320
>>5227321

Oh, I guess that's a little better.
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>>5227327
That's a bit fucking weird. I have some kid stalking me at the moment. It's uncomfortable.
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>>5227329
Yeah it's a stupid video game tattoo but I like it a lot so I accept the shit I get for it.
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>>5227323
I am straight
I just use it for validation.
Everyone is gross on there and even if I was interested in them they just want to fug. I had some guy tell me when he was going to get fisted. He looked like the biggest faggot I've ever met I want to beat the shit out of him just for giving me that image even for a second and I go on 4chan that stuff don't phase me.

Fucking hate grindr. I just test out which pictures get more messages so I know what's attractive and what isn't

I do want a bf though to try out. Than he can bitch about biscum when I break up with him
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>>5227332
>kid
age?
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>>5227335
Damn, you're super gay, son.
Actually laughing at how gay you are rn tbqh.
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>>5227328
I broke up with an ex with that song playing in the background lol
Favourite feel good beatles song is probably Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds
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>>5227337
14. A literal kid.
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>>5227335
i have taken photos where im high as all fuck
sweaty and gross looking and they seem to get the most attention on grindr
those thirsty faggots cant judge hotness
its gayer to want a bf than have gay sex
youre a queer mate
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>>5227350
freddie pllllls
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>>5227350
>sweaty and gross looking
Yeah but only relative, I bet you are still quite handsome.
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>>5227343
u again...
You just keep coming back for more maki...
You're going to respond with insertion of fruit in me or a small penis joke despite you loving my cock since you ride it every night
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>Rugz is unbanned
>freddie starts posting again
Co-inky-dink????
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>>5227324
>tfw no socially retarded bf
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>>5227344
I saw this live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhvLgkkKuZk

She does a good cover.

>>5227335
Ha, hahaha. Ok.
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>>5227356
face is hidden in pics
i just have a sexy body and im young
that is all you need on grindr which is why its not a good measurement for handsomeness lol
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>>5227359
>you ride it every night
No, I just want to play with it. Maybe have you thrust your fluffy pelvis against my butt.
Riding seems too rough, might break it, yeah? It's a small, delicate coq 2bh.
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>>5227345
>dam son.jpg

>>5227344
>I broke up with an ex with that song playing in the background lol
lmao. thats fucking horrible man.

>>5227344
>Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds
not a bad tune. I named my dog after that song when I was a kid. I'd guess mine would be Tomorrow Never Knows.
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>>5227368
freddie
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>>5227368
>posting only your body
>why its not a good measurement for handsomeness
It's not even a measurement at all, silly.
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>>5227374
if only freddie would be kill and stay kill
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>>5227376
mans body is more important than his face
in the real world no1care about a mans face
they care if he has a ripped and powerful core and strong arms
masc4masc really means hot4hot
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>>5227369
You can ride micro maki all night. It can still get hard its not that small just smaller than everyone else's.
You'd love it babe...
I know its weird because im straight and its just internet but i like you tbqh

>>5227350
There's nothing gay about wanting a cute bf that touches my muscles and sniffs my hair on my chest and tells me in his big strong man while we play videogames and I fug him.

>>5227367
You remind me of the trannies
>Hang out with trannies all day therefore he must be in denial and repressing XD


>>5227374
Who is freddie?
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>>5227386
rugby + hitler
>>
Why is it that some avatarfags get banned for breaking the rules (avatarfagging) and others don't, and it's always the annoying ones that don't?
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>>5227367
It's not bad but it's missing the /feel/ of the original
which is what I love about the song

>>5227390
wot
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>>5227386
so youre a fitizen
which means youre not actually muscular but
a fat autist whos dumb enough to think hes not a queer because he fucks "boypussy" instead of arse holes
sorry
wanks over pics of "boypussy"
nigga u gay
when guys try to talk to me after im done and im too tired to shower and leave straight away
i overdose on g and fall asleep so i dont have to listen to them
people with standards dont fuck men with chest hair just saying
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>>5227386
>Who is freddie?
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>>5227393
isnt it just a bit of a coincidence that you were the one who knew the video of freddie is a fake?
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>>5227400
hes a jew
duh he cant be trusted
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>>5227399
It's so weird seeing him that way. 80s Freddie was way better.

His stache makes his face look a lot better.
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>>5227362
Not to mention the last few times rugby got banned both rugby and Freddie's posts were deleted from the thread because they shared the same ip
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>>5227400
Is this a new meme?
I like twinks so I watch twink porn and noticed that is was stolen from a video I've seen

Why would I post the video proving freddie was fake if I was freddie? lol

>>5227400
I'm greek, not jewish fyi
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>>5227392
They probably do ban me. I am permanently banned from here anyway but I don't give a fuck I ban evade.
Ive been banned over 40 times at local coffee shop. Bans are a joke

>>5227398
The only reason I say im straight is because gays like that for whatever reason
Id consider myself bi leaning female but if I even sayv that the really femmy fembois who are pieces of shit throw it against you like you're less of a man.
But I'm not even bi i don't jerk off to men but I could see myself falling in love with one.
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>>5227405
>facial hair
>fucking ever
disgusting
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>>5227414
>The only reason I say im straight is because gays like that for whatever reason
Only the bottom sluts who need new taboos to break, since they live such a degenerate lifestyle.
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>>5227409
supposedly rugby is just another hitler sockpuppet
>>5227411
cat fishes arent known for being logical
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>>5227405

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yziGiVua0Dg

I don't disagree. Shame he died so early.


I could've sworn in the music video he had a mustache but he's shaven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO6D_BAuYCI
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>>5227386
You're driving me to drink, Myakki.
I rly rly wanna fight and snuggle with you rn. I wanna know what it's like to rest my head in your fuzzy breasts tbqh.
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>>5227424
youre disgusting shave
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>>5227420
>supposedly rugby is just another hitler sockpuppet
Woah so I'm like a crazy puppet master creating dozens of fleshed out (little too much in some areas, amirite) shit posters?
And here I was thinking I was boring.
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>>5227430
Why did you do 9/11, Hitler?
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>>5227419
You're right. Every femboi that's ever said that to me may as well be a woman fully because they were pieces of shit that need to get beat up.
I say it for straight women also. Straight women love gay guys when they think they are straight but hate them once they are gay. Women use gay men as accessories like HEY GURRRL I LUUUUV THE GAYS I HAVE GAY FRIENDS DID YOU KNOW I HAVE GET FRIENDS? HE'S GAY HES GAY HES GAY.
Never trust a woman they have ulterior motives always.

>>5227424
My fuzzy chest would feel like stone...they are really comfy but the fuzz would be fun for you to sleep on and you can play with my treasure trail and other things tbqh...
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>>5227437
To bring on the downfall of the US economy of course
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>>5227411
>Is this a new meme?
nah, it's an old meme. 1 or 2 anons claim rugby and freddie are the same person to troll rugby b/c rugby and freddie can't stand each other. Rugby's pseudo pedo shit is the only thing that really ever got under freddie's skin.
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>>5227442
>pseudo
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>>5227428
:[
I've been meaning to for a couple of days. I got the Maki blues rn.

>>5227440
Are they musky?
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>>5227463
Im not sure what people see in maki...
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>>5227463
ugly
no wonder u are flirting with maki
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>>5227463
Just slightly musty. I smell like a guy but im not disgusting...my cock has a much nicer must smell from what I've heard...

>>5227470
He's sexy as hell
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>>5227414
wtf do you mean gays like that for whatever reason
gays like men who just act like typical men
they dont give a shit if theyre straight bi or gay
why the fuck would you even associate with fem boys
they are funny but annoying as fuck and clingy as shit
and theyre always anti drugs and think theyre fucking princesses
youre an autistic fitizen piece of shit who would fuck anything who would put up with your basic ass

fyi hitler rugby and femgen in general pretended to be multiple times and hacked my skype
hence why i stopped using it ages ago
and didnt give you weirdo faggots my new one
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>>5227478
l o w s t a n d a r ds
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>>5227456
lmfao
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>>5227469
He's qt and fuzzy.

>>5227470
o3o <3

>>5227478
Hmmmm. I could just have you not wash for a few days.
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>>5227479
>fyi hitler rugby and femgen in general pretended to be multiple times and hacked my skype
proof
why would they pretend to be you/what did they do
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>>5227480
who are u anon u make make me laugh
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>>5227489
its a secret
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>>5227479
Holy shit I hacked your skype too?
God damn I am so much fucking cooler than I thought
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>>5227488
they started talking to my friend matt
thats how i found out
i wouldnt be dumb enough to talk to irl friends about 4chan

the whole of femgen hate me because im hot and they want to have sex with me
and i called them all out for being manorexic and fugly

>>5227493
choke on a foreskin fugjew
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>>5227485
Ill do anything for you babe and I know that you'd do the same for me tbqh.

>>5227480
You sound jealous
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>>5227489
Probably scarf and shoes-kun.
He's got a pretty cute body desu, but bullying doesn't suit him.
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>>5227502
lmao fuck off am i that skinnyfat dork
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>>5227502
Isn't it qtpersian doing it?
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>>5227499
pmfsl jealous of what you smelly ape
>>
can someone report qtpersians ip to the iran government
so he can be lashed and executed for being an annoying faggot
fuck kind of persian watches anime
jesus
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>>5227511
youre english
where in england
u london m8
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>>5227507
Trip on, scarf and shoes-kun. You're trying way too hard.

>>5227509
I hope not. I don't like when filthy POC talk at me.
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>>5227517
this is after almost a year
and that pudgy pasty piece of shit still looks like that
my god
someone make a gofundme to get that chubby bitch some lipo and a pt
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>>5227512
one that's swedish?
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>>5227517
got fingers the same size as sadfrogs dick
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>>5227515
thats classified info
>>5227517
do u think im welsh
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>>5227525
Don't be so hard on yourself, Scarf and shoes Anon!
Ganbatte!
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>>5227525
at least he's white. Not being a shit skin gives him several extra points in the looks department that make up for not having a totally cut body
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>>5227525

ayy lmao

here is my 5 month progress. it could be better, could be worse, but i know its a lot better than anything youve done in the last 5 months, babe.

and besides, i dont get why youre mad at me. im like the only person who has ever defended you. just jealousy or...?
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>>5227550
boypucci alarm on the right
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>>5227517


Why i fell for maki is because he is incrrdibly weird and cute.. he intrigues me and makes my stomach tingly with lewd butterflies ^-^ uguu~
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>>5227545
ooooo rekkkkkt
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>>5227557
Don't you have Europeans to massacre?
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>>5227527
fuck i forgot hes in failand
and they wont have repatriation in that shit hole
ok give his ip to isis fighters in sweden

>>5227534
dont type at me again u autistic bint

>>5227545
being fat and pasty reduces points
being cut and tan = bonus points
this is the real world not an anime faggot

>>5227550
defended me from what?
you dont know what ive done in the past 5 months
but if i started out that fat five months ago
my body would be a lot better than the shit youre flexing now
you have hips like a 40yo woman
that progress is weak af
and i make fun of u because u look like that and try and give health and fitness advice
baka
>>
Why does 4chan hate normies so much? I'm a normie but I like 4chan, but for some reason, whenever I post in a thread, it dies. Like you can sense it or something.
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>>5227569

it was a mistake to reply to you.

Everytime I post you clamour for attention, and I shouldnt have given it to you this time.

i hope you can sort out your issues
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>>5227563
M-maybe
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>>5227579
I actually kinda lonely, but weirdly enough not socially retarded.
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>>5227584
bro i get attention on here without even posting
id rather have my eternally fucked up brain and manageable drug habit
than have granny hips and not know what a tan is

anyway
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>>5227569
GANBATTE, SCAFU-KUN.

I wanna grab you by the scarf and chu chu chu you~

>>5227585
Get to it, rag head.
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>>5227592

What do you look like then?
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>>5227586
Lonely but not socially retarded sounds like you just didn't meet the right people yet
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>>5227613
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>>5227618

No, thats me. cut that out
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>>5227618
like i would wear that ugly af leather jacket from 1997
or my fucking mothers scarf
and like fuck id let my sister cut my hair
and as if id take a selfie without tanning myself first
nigga pls im hot
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>>5227623
Yes, you're pretty hot Scarf and shoes! I don't know why you're acting this way, but it's making my dickie a little unsettled, yeah?
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>>5227623
>without tanning myself first

F A M

WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE BLACK

AND YOU ASKED ME OUT BEFORE

just stop posting
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>>5227623
I think he's cute as fuck
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>>5227627
excuse me pasty bitch tits
niggers can tan too
dont be so racist
ur not hot enough to pull it off
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>>5227625
>>5227629
standards are very low
>>
>Rugby gets back from uni where he couldnt post
>freddie comes back

Whoomf, there it is
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>>5227635
>standards are very low
Wut? But he is exactly my type.
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>>5227635
this is 4chan
these people become obsessed with anyone who isnt a pizza faced land whale
hence why im not uploading pics again
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>>5227638
How can anyone not become obsessed with Maki though, he's the cutest!
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>>5227638

lel

but you never did upload pics
you pretended to be a rich, skinny white kid by stealing pics of a camwhore
You said this was you: http://imgur.com/a/Vgzp1

But thats from a 12 year old video on Xvideos
gayboystube com/video/257906/cute-uk-boy


In actuality you're a skinnyfat black guy from the ghetto who really needs to get into shape. The meth addiction is real though, so... congratulations on not being 100% a fraud?
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>>5227636
as if rugbys povo immigrant family could afford to send him to uni
he couldnt post because hes been in jail for being a nonce
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>>5226724
I had a gaynemy once, we end up sleeping together
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>>5227643

*2 year

>>5227644

1) prisoners can post on 4chan
2) rugby got through on clearance, like a normal, nonretarded person would
3) you dropped out of school
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>>5227643
excuse me
when did i pretend to be skinny
i pretended to be an incredibly good looking fit and toned tanned young man
i never said that skinny pasty piece of shit was me hitler u basic
that is what ur paedo arse finds attractive
as if id pretend to be someone with pubes like that
just give up u fugjew

>>5227647
and now im back in school
so what
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>>5227646
that is the best kind of enemy tbqh
>>
>>5227647
also
well done on being a paedo whos been in jail and knows they have internet
scum
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>>5227650

>i never said that was me

...cmon now.
You literally referred to it several times and played it on skype to fake a videocall.

>>5227650

>and now im back in school

A Y Y
L M A O
youve fucked your life up, man
100% screwed

if you're 2 years behind on school without a good reason and without some hidden genius, no way are you getting into any kind of university - you're stuck with community college and janitorial jobs 4 lyfe, man

a y y l m a o

>>5227656

ayy
>>
Are there guys out there that like to be abused? I don't mean like BDSM or any sort of "play" I mean legitimately abused, is it possible to find a bf like this?
>>
also
i applied to cambridge and in my personal statement said im a year behind because i was diagnosed with schizophrenia after taking lots of drugs
ill get in trust
but i wont go cos i aint going to no uni in the shires
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>>5227664
>tfw no shizo bf who's literally crazy about you
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>>5227664

Famalam.

im going to cambridge and I can 100% promise you you aint getting in.

it isnt a place where dumb people can get in if they talk well and have a good attitude.

they dont take charity cases. To get in the absolute easiest offer you will ever recieve is two A* and one A at alevel in relevant subjects, conditional to a good mark at their internal tests and space allowing,

I would be surprised if you could get a single B in alevels.
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>>5227665
we dont care about irl actual people who exist

>>5227667
funny cos
my brothers are both thick as shit
thicker than i am
and they both went to cambridge
cambridge offers arent even as fussy as places like fucking royal holloway or exeter
so try again b
you get those harsh offers because youre povo and boring
like i said i aint going to no shire uni anyway
if its not in zone 1 london i aint interested
>>
>>5227670
>we dont care about irl actual people who exist
Don't say that, breh. You do care. =(
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