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>a kinder, gentler edition...
tinchat com/gayben

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first for
>tfw no tall bf
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>>5220930
>*tinychat com/gaygen
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In b4 shitposting
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>>5220965
Hello again >tfw no tall bf anon
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Post dear sweet precious puppers?
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I have a small penis
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This is the comfiest jacket for real
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>>5221041
Not sure if you're trying to summon sludge puppy, but here is my pupperino
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>>5221054
Mexi you look so cool lol
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>>5221043
It's ok, small dicks are nice.
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who #twinksfortrump here?
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>>5221054
Gross tbqh.
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>>5221061

N'aahh~! <3
What kind are they?
how old are they?
What are they liiiike~??

>>5221054

Lookin' snappy also what, wow, that picture looks nothing like what I thought you looked like from other pictures
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>>5221085
Gross

No
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What is /gaygen/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPZBCytMjyI
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>>5221093
King Charles cavalier spaniel

Tiny qt lil dog that wil literally follow you around everywhere. I love him
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>>5221106

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNwqZsCBQkQ

>>5221114

He looks absolutely precious.
The big ol puppy eyes are just unfh~
My pups is way more independent, except when you've been away for a bit. Then he will literally run up to you and hug you and just.. stay that way. Like legit hugging your leg.<3
It's so fucking heart meltingly precious, aahhh <333
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>>5221106
http://youtu.be/ST86JM1RPl0
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>>5221132
>unfh~
>aahhh <333
Why are you speaking like you're in one of my Korean erotic flip-books? Do you always get like this when dogs are involved? Fucking trannies, I swear.
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>>5220965
>tfw I am the tall bf
>tfw bottom
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>>5221156
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>>5221163
My 5'7" bf loved being the dom top for me (6'2")
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>>5221163
I'm 5'6" and vers :x
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>>5221201
>My 5'7"
>I'm 5'6"
Does this mean there are chinks among us? Seriously, what self respecting white male only lets himself grow to 5'6" lmao.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wJlM0zDuNh
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>>5221093
probably because he always takes photos from the same fucking angle
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Trying to learn the season 1 jojo song..

How the fuck do Japanese speakers EVEN

That second verse is all sorts of intense

But I'm gonna fucking get it. e ^e
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Listening to biebs new album. Really solid album unlike Grimes latest.
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>>5221106
/fkatwigs/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSUh7tx9J4
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>>5221284
Kill yourself.
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>>5221106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxhaRgJUMl8
Avey's lyricism on the track is fucking intense
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>>5221293
Biebs got real talent. Clearly is album of the year. His song... life is worth is living is openly praising Jesus.
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>>5221284
>b8 but still

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, YOU FAT SLUT.
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>>5221313
>openly praising Jesus
Marketing gimmick, any real Christian should boycott him.
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>>5221225
A decent percent of the population
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>>5221328
I'm sure his Muslim fans will be pissed.
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>>5221331
kek, where do you live? Sounds funny to have all those little people walking around.
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are you a belieber?
His song children is about converting them to Christians because no one else is in the music biz. So inspiring.
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His songs....
Life is worth living
Children
Purpose

Is all about Jesus. It's so beautiful to hear such pop music like this.
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Tfw work is slow af
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>>5221406
Same.
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>>5221061
Get in line, I was first.
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Where do short bfs congregate? Reveal yourselves
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>>5221429
5'6" here
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>>5221429
Inches deep in depression and sadness
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>>5221406
>tfw you pull up to work and the building is still standing
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>>5221435
me too, thanks
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>>5221429
Får away from tallguys and other manlets
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>>5221437

I don't mind, work is normally alright
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>>5221434

Post bussy low to the ground

>>5221435

Why so sad

>>5221449

>Får

So Denmark?
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How do you know if you're gay?

How did you guys know for sure? Was there some point when you realized it for sure.

Or did you experiment until you learned what you liked?
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>>5221479
As a kissless virgin who is too busy with school at the moment (and in too gay-starved a region) to be looking/active, I'm not exactly "presentable".
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>>5221106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSm6s--CYUQ
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>>5221486
Well i personally found myself one day on my floor masturbating to some buff daddy demon from some dndwith three fingers in my ass moaning like a whore. It was at this point my mother came in, thanksgiving has never been the same.
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>>5221486
Don't overthink it bruh.
I've put many hours into trying to decide if I'm bi or gay, but there's just no point. If you're only interested in dating men, just say you're gay.

Not sure if I'm answering your question.
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>>5221497

>kissless virgin

laughing anime whores (bara edition).jpg

jk hang in there little buddy you can do it
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Im going to shave and be a twink
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>>5221486
When I realized I was jerkin' it to the thought of my math teacher (who was also my best friend at the time's dad).

Yikes.
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>>5221516
I mean, maybe...I just have to get to a place where gays aren't as rare as unicorns. Even then, I don't really mind being a virgin all that much until I find someone who's worth losing my virginity to. I have some issues with interpersonal relationships that would probably mess me up in the case of a random hookup.
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>>5221486
>There are people who are literally too stupid to know what gets their dick hard
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>>5221486

For me it was kind of weird 'cuz I never really "felt" gay or trans of whatever. I kind of was just wracked with feelings of supression and confusion and stuff.

Even when I was crushing hard and cuddling and being dry humped by my friends in highschool, I kind of just felt nice and warm and fuzzy inside.

Even after I came out as trans, I didn't really feel trans. I just felt like a lady for awhile.

When my best friend and I dated, I didn't suddenly feel bi, I just felt super happy and close to her.

And when I sucked my first dick, or rode my first "boyfriend", well

It was ever just when people asked me what I was when I thought about what to call it.

I mean, hell, for awhile, I was ashamed of liking girls and only came to terms with it, finally, like - earlier this year?

Man, if you like guys, you like guys.
A little, or a lot, or exclusively, it doesn't matter.
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It just started raining outside, gg. Maximum comfy has been achieved.
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>>5221562
It's been snowing all week here. Love it, but hate being out in it.
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>>5221486
For me it started in 7th grade.

I developed a crush on this qt straight boy. I was constantly staring at him in class. I think he started occasionally and we met eyes before glancing away like we weren't looking at each other. One day in math I turned around from sharpening my pencil and he was looking up at me from his desk. Our eyes met and a wave of adrenaline shot through me. I swear I had butterflies in my stomach for the next few days.

We never talked, nothing happened.

I was however shaken by these events. For whatever reason I decided that I didn't want to be gay and that I would just fake being straight for the rest of my life. I went through a period of claiming I was bi be cause it was an eaiser pill to swallow.

I finally realized the second time when I was in gym in 104$ frade. I thought "man, I'm not attracted to any of these girls...

Oh shit I'm gay"
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>>5221562

It's been raining super hard all day here.

I have a fire going and a blanket on and my cat is sleeping on my legs.

:3
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>>5221508
If only that actually true
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>>5221567
I've never even seen snow before. Rain is rare enough as is.
I get so jelly of people from countries with snow and relatively low sunlight. Super pale qts are a huge turn on for me.

>>5221579
Sound nice. I hope the rain lasts through the night, possibly the weekend. Great study environment.
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>>5221562
Is it gay that you're the only man id fuck and cuddle and play JRPGs with?

Im in ffg tonight shitposting
Its the general im going to stick with
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>>5221225
not asian. 168cm. stopped growing at about 14. worked out fine since i never wanted to be huge anyway.
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>>5221579

Read that as "I have a fire going on my blanket" and was very confused
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>>5221587
Snow is fucking terrible
looks pretty until it turns into grey sludge mixed with salt and gets on everything and makes a huge mess

also, >Super pale qts are a huge turn on for me.
I'm at least half of that equation
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>>5221572
Your story in reverse let me know I was bisexual. I was that kid you were staring at and I was confused about why a guy would look at me like that.

I didn't think that much of it and kept playing with girls, but I always thought about it. And then when I figured out what jerking off was all about I showed a bunch of my guy friends. Which led to some gay situations. That I let happen because...I always thought about it.

Your story was cool thanks for writing it.
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Well, looks like the rain is slowing down already. That was nice for a whole 20 minutes or so.

>>5221591
Yes, Myakki. You're a super sub sissy gay weebabobo.
I don't really want to go to FFG. Until XV, or LR PC, there's nothing to talk about.

>>5221610
Better than hot weather tbvh.
I guess it would make driving annoying though.
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>>5221572
It may be that I'm scared to become gay. I have a girlfriend, and so far I've been straight, so I don't really want to be gay. But maybe I'm secretly gay.

IDK
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>>5220965
Hinata is too pure for Kageyama. He belongs with Suga
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>>5221636
Driving on unplowed streets is more than annoying lol
I work nights, so roads aren't often plowed when I'm out so it's fucking terrifying
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>>5221427
ah, you finally have a name now.
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>>5221642
Hinata belongs with Suga or Kageyama belongs with Suga?
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>>5221645
Lrn2drive

My current town is carved into the side of a mountain and I can still manage the roads when they're covered in snow.
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>>5221653
Hinata x Suga
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>>5221657
I drive a small FWD car lol
and when there's 6+ inches of snow on the ground it's dangerous to drive
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>>5221427
>>5221650

Wait, wut's going on?
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>>5221658
Those two barely even interact! (at least in the anime) Besides, there's no passion like Hinata x Kageyama
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>>5221660
>ill never be six inches
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>>5221661
he would always post with a trip but no name.
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>>5221660
I drive a fwd land yacht...

Yeah it's a little dangerous but it's not unmanageable.
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>>5221662
You know Kageyama is a waifu beater Do you want that for Hinata? Do you want Hinata to be paired with an abusive husbando?
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>>5221663
>ill never be 6ft
>ill never even be 5'10"
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>>5221666
Well I've yet to die driving in snow so manageable sure, but I'd rather not drive in it.

>>5221663
Accept your true calling as a bottom
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>>5221672
Surgery to make you taller does exist
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>>5221579
so Senpai... do live near the Kelowna area?
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>>5221670
Kageyama just needs to grow, and Hinata will help him--

Why am I arguing this with you? It's all headcanon anyway.
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>>5221677
doesn't that just only add an inch to your height?
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>>5221682
You're right, if we're going to argue about anime pairings we should at least argue about the canon ones.

Side note, captcha to click all the pictures with street name signs, one was "Gay St"
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I want to get this tattooed on me somewhere
A maki picture


>>5221672
>>5221673
Never! Even though I really am a sub like legitimately. I was until I turned 21 than I became super masculine mentally. It just happened
I do have a secret hidden subby side tbqh
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>>5221689
Why would I argue with Gon x Killua!? Blasphemy.
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>>5221687
>>5221677

Yeah, and they have to, like, BREAK your legs, no??
I'm glad I turned out just barely considered "tall" and then only because I look femme.
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>>5221693
>I want to get this tattooed on me somewhere
makes me curious, who here has a tattoo?
if so how many?
I've currently only got one, but have the money set aside for more.
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>>5221695
good man!
>tfw next time we see them together in the manga they'll be young adults not shotas
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>>5221693
ah shit maki... you're gonna end up in one of the kekolding relationships aren't you. Where the guy is bi but can't come to terms with it so the wife/gf has him give the "bull" blowjobs and shit.
>as annoying as you can be, I hope I'm wrong.
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>>5221702
Next time? I thought it was on hiatus until further notice? I was so sad when the anime caught up and ended ;-;
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>>5221699
>implying there's something wrong with being short

Please, I'm adorable.
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>>5221663

Nothing wrong with having a cute lil weiner


>>5221679

lol why
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>>5221708
Yeah, it's been on hiatus for a long time, but Togashi always comes back, as long as he doesn't die, we'll get more chapters eventually. Unfortunately it's looking like this year will be the first year where no chapters at all are released, if I remember right we only got 7 chapters last year :(
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>>5221711

!! >: !!
Wah, no, I'd never say anything like that..
I just like it, like.. you know, for me. </3
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>>5221701
I've got my dick pierced and a huge double scar on my arm from where I broke it in half but alas no tatts. Too expensive.

> Undoubtedly getting your dick pierced is the one of most degenerate things you can do around here
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>>5221701
I don't have any currently because im not allowed to for five months but once i get shipped off im getting covered in tattoos completely. It won't even be a question im getting covered in them.

>>5221706
I think you've been on 4chan too long. I honestly have no clue what you just said
I think i am a sub though I just don't like to be s bitch tbqh
I only masturbate once a week anyway
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>>5221712
>>5221712
>lol why
b/c I figured this was you and maybe the reporters got the name wrong...
http://www.castanet.net/news/Kelowna/151643/Underdressed-for-the-parade
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>>5221701

Do scarifications count?

>>5221720

Dick piercings are hot. <3
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>>5221720
Not a fan of piercings personally, but I find tattoos really appealing. Hence why I have quite a few planned out for myself.

>>5221727
Sure. I think they're neat but I'd never get one personally.
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>>5221724
>name
*got the AGE wrong (not name)
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>>5221723
>I think i am a sub though I just don't like to be s bitch tbqh
Slowly realizing your true nature, yeah?
Didn't really take that long to be really fucking brutally very honest. You're like a bitch in heat, Myakki.
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>>5221730

I've got a circle on the back of my right hand, some notches along my hips and I'm getting three rings around my right elbow, soon.
But I'm thinking I might ash rub those, if I want to go for the dot work poke-scars on that top ring.

The rings would be essentially the same design, except waaay thinner, like close around my elbow and either top ting will be twice as thick as the two thin ones, or dithered up like the picture. Except, you know, not as elongated.
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>>5221737
Yeah well I also said that im a trans girl in denial ob mtfg back in the day. I don't really know the definition of identity or beliefs. I just do everything and not worry about it and just sayc what's on my mind.
Everytime I post from my phone your pictures go by and I get tempted to post them because they are hot but I don't tbq brutally honest h because i know you won't like that
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>>5221730
I wanted to get a celtic cross tattoo on my back... the size of my entire back... shoulder to shoulder, shoulders to just above the butt... but then I found out how expensive that would be and said fuck it.
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>>5221723
>tfw no maki bf to wake up next to togive me the d
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>>5221272
lmao gaijins

still wondering at how people find japanese hard? it's the easiest language i learned, but maybe it's because i'm a chink to begin with and i was a babby when i learned it
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>>5221751
Where u at?
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>>5221750
I just started thinking about getting a celtic knot or a celtic cross to commemorate the city where I got my degree, but I'd rather think on a tattoo for a couple years before taking the plunge...
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>>5221749
>>5221693

>these two posts, tho
>picture related

>>5221755

I grew up speaking maracucho and english.
Weird cadences and meters when japanese speakers sing mess with my brain.
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>>5221759
Far away, not your type and your way outta my league
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>>5221755
probably so. Jappy is supposed to be a hard language to learn.
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>>5221764
w-what is maracucho?
hardest thing is to speak fast, but singing is just... syllables

>>5221769
the only thing i see people fucking up with their japanese when they're white is that they can't soften their consonants (the kana "shi" sounds like "ssshhhi" and not "s(pretty silent h)i" which is how it should be pronounced, same with "ji") and they pronounce their vowels in their chest and not their throat/mouths
it's really weird to describe but I'm sure if there are other gooks here they're understand
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>>5221429
manlet nationalist here, rand's our true representative
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>>5221779
As a fellow manlet, I must say:

N O
O
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>>5221764
I really wanna hurt you today. Like, break a couple of your dainty bones or something tbqh.

>>5221749
Does that mean when I mindbreak you, you'll let me dress you up as a qt girl? Would be super cute 2bh, seeing your fuzzy, meaty body squished up in some tiny girl clothes.
God, I wanna fuck you like that while your girlfriend cries in the corner.
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>>5221764
is that the same maki that's been avatar fagging and attention whoring gaygen or is it someone else using maki avatars?
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So how does the manlet rule work?
I'm 5'8 but also fem af
Are manlets only guys who are short and try to pass themselves off as big tough guys physically?
Or am I a manlet too?
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>Tfw your only romantic prospects for the rest of your life are fictional characters
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>>5221769
I study Japanese
I studied it for five hours everyday for a year and im somewhat fluent. As someone who has been through literal hell spending a thousand hours on the hobby last year and intense reading abd have read through games I do not recommend it.
I stopped for the most part after getting distracted by trannies but it's an insanely difficult skill to obtain like it really is.
I would suggest putting that time to something else. I wish that I did but I already put a bunch of time in it so I study for two hours a day.

>>5221788
The manlet thing doesn't take personality into account

>>5221787
Ya that's me

>>5221785
I actually wouldn't mind that tbqh
Would you make me look pretty and slap me around?
I wouldn't mind if you did it tbqh...
>>5221765
Lel im an attention whore straight guy on a gaygen.

>>5221764
Lol what?
We're those posts cute?
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>>5221788
There's no rule. Everyone seems to have a different threshold for "short" and being called a manlet just means someone's trying to belittle (if you'll pardon the expression) you because of your height.
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>>5221788
>who are short and try to pass themselves off as big tough guys physically
I resent that remark :/

I don't try to pass myself off as a big tough guy. I'm not fem in any respect. Just a normal dude.
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>>5221802
>Would you make me look pretty and slap me around
Ye, I'd probably put a bit of lippy on ya, a little whore blush as well to cuten up that face of yours tbqh.
I really wanna snuggle and play untranslated JRPGs w/ u rn.
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>>5221802
>Ya that's me
so, are saying that you are an MtF in denial?
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>>5221778

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmzTNFaXE2

>>5221785

Why do you hate me so </3

>>5221802

Yes.
And, I dunno, there's something that makes me happy seeing someone talk genuinely when usually all they do is shitpost.
It makes my heart happy.
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>>5221781
its either him or Lindsay Graham senpai
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/07/08/how-tall-are-the-2016-presidential-candidates
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>>5221824
Is that a spanish dialect or something
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>>5221816
Would you slap me around call my little cock useless and choke me? Im new to this sub stuff so a boy with a big cock like yours should be able to take care of this little musclecub fuzz ball...right?

Just tell me you don't mean these things afterwards when we cuddle.

Btw I can tell you what most of the untransted stuff means tbqh

>>5221824
>tfw I thought I was posting genuinely the entire time

>>5221823
That's not what I said. My message was that I flip flop and just do whatever.
Also I thought I shook you mtf freaks away.
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>>5221834
well, it's likely that Graham is gay or asexual... so there's that.
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Why does nobody care when maki attention whores but cares when others do it?
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>>5221851
get cuter avatar pictures
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>>5221844
>Also I thought I shook you mtf freaks away.
wtf are you even talking about?

>>5221844
>My message was that I flip flop and just do whatever.
tbqh that worse than being a tranny in denial. Why the fuck would you even do that?
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>>5221851
He's just so relentless that most people realized there's no stopping it. Same with Circe.
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>>5221824
>Why do you hate me so
Why wouldn't I? It's not because of something you did to me, it's what you do to those poor children.

>>5221844
Yeah, would probably break out the old Chinese water torture kit while I play with that pathetic 2^2 inch coq of yours tbqh.
GD, I really wanna shove a coconut up your fuzzy butt, my dicks starting to feel a little chubby tbrfpqbh.
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>>5221840

Yes

>>5221844
>>5221857
>>5221860

Right whatever, I'm out.
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>>5221857
I only do it at night though when the threads completely dead anyway.
>>5221860
Why can't you just be nice to your little princess for once? Don't shove anything up my butt unless its your six inch rod please.

>>5221855
I had a bunch of transgender girls try to convert me to their way of life.
I wasnt lying ever I considered trans from 1st grade to 21 than I manned up
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>>5221860
dude, your camwhoring and whatever bullshit you and maki do in your avatar circle jerk is just as much cancer as anything Circe has pulled.
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>>5221844

>a boy with a big cock like yours

>>5221875

>your six inch rod

kek
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>>5221894
;]

>>5221875
>Why can't you just be nice to your little princess for once
Because that's not what you truly desire, Marquis. You want me to use you as a food storage device! It's p cute, 10/10 tbvh.

btw it's 6.5 inches, you cunt. That's 1.625 Maki dicks.
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>>5221902
I don't really care if you think it is cute tbqh...i don't want anything inside of me unless its your big dommy cock...i know that's what you want. Why do you want fruits up my butt fag? Be nice to me :(
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Oh look its the call people pedophiles guy. Who knows what this alternate ego of maki will pull off next
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>>5221928

>trying to start internet drama

Are you alright, mate? Do you need someone to talk to?
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lol... >>5221922
OK fellas, it's now obvious your body is so longer an excuse for you not getting laid. So why no bf still?
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Should I lift weights at 2:17 AM

Waiting for my mister to come home and I'm going crazy
My GI condition is drilling out from the inside my of guts with a top bit made of carved, salted coal.
I keep feeling like I should work on art but UUGGHH SOMEONE JUST BUY ME SOME PAIN KILLERS uugghh
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>>5221980
You should lift
I skipped today because im depressed and don't feel good.
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why does no one go in tinychat
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>>5221998
Because I don't want to jerk off with a bunch of gay dudes
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>>5221976

anyone can get a bf.

but people want a bf they actually like being around, and thats a lot more difficult.
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>>5221998

The mod bans a bunch of people too
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>>5221989

not gonna make it
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hows this for a plan to proposition someone for sex?

>"do you want to hang out and watch a movie or something? my roomate isnt home."

is that too subtle/not subtle enough?
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>>5221989

Now I'm exhausted and he still isn't here..
It's 3:00 AM
This is later than he's ever shown up before.

>>5222097

>"do you want to hang out and watch a movie or something? my roomate isn't here but my dick still is. Also by something I meant my dick, inside you."
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>>5222097
Literally the same as when normies say "Netflix and Chil xDD"
Too obvious.
Just tell him you're having a prostate exam next week and really need a study partner.
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>>5222107

ooh, thats a good line
but actually i want his dick in me so i dont think that would work
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>>5222113

"Wanna come over and hold hands?"

And then wait like a minutes and send them this
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>>5222112
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i fucking hate you guys
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>tfw no bf
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>>5222122

not him but i wonder if that would actually work

if someone did that to me i would totally rail them for a laugh
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>>5222167

Wanna come over and hold hands?

>>5222168

>"It's not gay if it's a joke! :D"
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>>5222168
>>5222183

I have my charms
Also, maki-
Tell me to squat and deadlift and OHP
And then my mister finally comes home horny.
My legs are jelly. <3
The trembliness is actually kind of nice.
Makes me nostalgic for when I first started taking dick
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>>5222183
I have to sleep actually
I really wish I could cuddle with one of you guys...
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>>5222155
i h8 me 2
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>>5222218
that almost get
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>>5222204
If sextuples you lift
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I want to go out and buy something to drink, but I'm scared someone might try to talk to me.
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>>5222244
try being less gay
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>>5222265
Is that why strangers keep talking to me?
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>>5222270
yeah we straight people are super curious about homos
theyre so different from us
you cant just not try to talk them
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>>5222274
W-well maybe I can get on board with this. I don't mind if cute straight men talk to me.
The boy who works at the nearby liquor store is pretty cute too..
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>>5222281
yeah dude theyre straight though so theyll mostly just ask you about basic shit like
"how does it feel to have hiv?" "how much does your ass hurt on the daily?"
etc
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>>5222287
I'm a top and very clean. Squeaky clean, if I do say so myself.
I hope these straight boys have pretty eyes that I can look into.
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>>5222294
we dont like making eye contact with homos
its awkward and feels wrong
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>>5222295
O-okay.
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>>5222295
>we dont like making eye contact with homos
>its awkward and feels wrong
like you make eye contact with anyone at all.
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>>5222306
nice one senpai
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Getting my hair cut by sexy Italian barber in five.
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>>5222353

my sexy italian barber keeps shutting down all my smalltalk attempts

is proper awkward
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>>5222353
>>5222378

My barber's so gay he sings pop songs while he cuts my hair.

>tfw I will never achieve that level of gayness
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I bought my drinks, guys. The cute boy behind the counter told me to have a good night. I said "y-you too," now I'm drinking alone.

>>5222353
>>5222378
>tfw woman cuts my hair
>Never does a good job of it
>Always makes the exact same small talk
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>>5222353
>mfw sexy gay barber can't cut my hair or suck dick worth a dime
Meanwhile, 50 year old Albanian woman gives worlds greatest haircut and has some fucking crazy stories.
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>>5221106
Norwegian pop. Gabrielle is a bae.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y0kX7dfGKU
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>talking to bislut
>tell him im gay
>he tells me about his gay experiences, and even tells me he's never had proper gay sex (which is a wee bit personal)
>im significantly more inshape than him, taller, etc etc
>hes moved seats to sit with me and i caught him lying about his lifts (presumably to impress me)
>BUT he has a gf he says he "loves" and talks about her tons

so does he want my bp or not?
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>>5222428
it would seem that way, yes
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just bought some handsome new clothes lads

it was a steal too, two pairs of jeans and two shirts for 8 € .dog bless second hand stores
>>5222428
obviously you need to fuck his gf to assert dominance
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>>5222445
>two pairs of jeans and two shirts for 8 €
Embarrassing. Have you no appreciation for fashun?
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>>5222428
He just wants you on the side. He could care less about your well being. Your just another hole to fuck without regret or shame.
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>>5222465
The only difference between cheap clothes and fashion designer clothes is a 300% markup after patching on a name/brand logo. I'm not an advert for a fashion designer faggot who has 100 less points of IQ than myself.
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>>5222471

so? i dont want a deep and meaninful relationship with him, i just wanna hookup and maybe cuddle after.

nothing wrong with casual sex m8. Im just a little unsure if hes DTF because of the whole "constantly talking about girlfriend" thing
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>>5222477
He won't cuddle you. You will just be his fuck toy. If you like that sort of thing fine, but don't expect any romantic gestures or cuddling afterward.
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>>5222480

depends on the circumstances
if we hookup in the changing rooms or something obviously there will be no cuddles

but if i take him home you'd better believe there will be cuddles, whether he wants them or not

i mean, he is just as much my fucktoy as I am his - im okay with that.
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>>5222465
they're flared jeans, mind you

they make even my flat butt look good so I don't care if they're fashionable or not
>>5222476
"fashion is the collective opinion of idiots"

I don't remember who said that but it hits the nail on the head
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>>5222477
Just tell him you're sick of hearing about his fish and you just want to fuck without the thought of women in the way. Plus if he loves her so much and can't stop talking about her he needs to grow up and stop fucking guys on the side. Tell him either shut up about the fish you fuck and get down to gay business.
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>>5222476
>Only 300%
Clueless normie.


>>5222485
>they're flared jeans
Fierce.
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>>5222485
All the filthy rich people in the world didn't gain wealth from being smart, they gained their wealth by taking advantage of others on a mass scale. Any retard can cheat people out of money by coercing value onto a product that has no real value, but a highly moral person wouldn't bother using such methods, therefore morally sound people are usually poor or stuck in middle class. Then there are trust fund babies which everyone knows they are retarded.
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>>5222487
I bet your favourite movie is Devil Wears Prada. You're the clueless fool. I hope you end up sucking dick for heroin, we all know that's where you're future lies.
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>>5222488
ain't nothing wrong with being a con man
>Tell lies to people who want to be lied to, and you'll get rich
>Tell the truth to people who want to hear the truth, and you'll make a living
>Tell the truth to people who want to hear lies, and you'll go broke
which one would you pick, given that you had the smarts to pull it off? it's obvious that the first one is by far the most lucrative
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>>5222490
>Devil Wears Prada
Who the fuck do you take me for, fuccboi? Get outta here.
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>>5222378
you fags and your smalltalk
its proper awkward when this dude i barely knows trying to talk about his kid or whatever
and then hes asking about my personal life
geez its not like i mind sharing but with a fucking barber? i dont even know your fucking name dude just cut my hair
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>>5222501
>its proper awkward when this dude i barely knows trying to talk about his kid or whatever
That's how I avoid awkward silences with older people at work. They will not stop once you get them going.
Kinda cute when a dad gets excited about whatever mundane stupid shit his kid does.
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>>5222498
>unironically posting fashion shit
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>>5222509
>Unironically posting fedora memes
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>>5222509
>>5222515

JUST KISS ALREADY!
>>
Am I in love with you or am I in love with the feeling?
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>>5222515
at the very least you could post men

female "fashion" is shit
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>>5222522
>Giving a fuck about Men's fashion
Literally disgusting. What sort of gay are you?

Men should wear only basics, or minimal fashion.
>There are men out there who unironically wear more than 3 colours at once
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>>5221284
i actually agree with you. you have solid taste anon.
grimes' new album actually made me cry because i felt like i lost a friend when she released that turd.
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>>5222525
>giving a single shit about what women wear
are you even gay
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>>5222528
Be nice to Grimey, Anon.
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>>5222531
no. she's dead to me now. she used to be good.
the textures on tracks from visions were on point.
she made the whole thing in like two weeks while fucked up on heroin in her room too.
she used to be my favorite. now she's nothing to me. nothing.
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>>5222530
>Having this little understanding of the fashion industry
Wow, actually embarrassed for you.
Only good thing about men's HF is that I get qt models to fap to.
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>>5222533
Be nice to her, she's just a little Autistic is all.
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>>5222535
>he takes the fashion "industry" seriously
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>>5222543
>He doesn't
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beta uprising when?
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>>5222495
Sadly I always tell the truth. So it's half and half for me. Probably why I'm broke some years and doing well others. It's a wave or everlasting phase for me. I'm flat broke then I get odd moments of luck. I refuse to lie.
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>>5222551
Why did he have to lose his chub, bros? He was so much cuter.
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>>5222551
Just noticed Chris looks like he's wearing periwinkle violet eye shadow on his left eyelid.
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>>5222558
I take it I'm the only one who likes him either way. Skinny, chubby, don't matter to me. I guess it's because for me humor is more important. Handsomeness is fine and what not, but a man who can make me laugh really turns me on.
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>>5222563
No, he's hot either way. But he was much cuter with the chub.
>humor is more important
I don't really find him funny.
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>>5222551
I dated a guy who looked like Chris Pratt, but chubbier and bright red hair. His humor was the same too, but I was sick of him breaking off contact for a year and then showing up the next as if we never stopped talking. Probably why I'm a dog person. I can't stand how cats only come to you when they want to and care less what you want.
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>>5222563
>famous Irish male celebrities
All have beady eyes. What's up with that? Must be since it's such a small island that the genetic pool is nearly the same.

http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/17-favorite-famous-irish-men/cillian-murphy-irish/
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>>5222548
fuck off already, this thread is for men only
>>5222551
To be perfectly honest, I choose to have a backbone as well. While it makes me substantially less money not going into shady business, it pays off by having the honest people stick around and have the scumbags go on their merry way straight to hell
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>>5222584
You're pretty edgy, Anon.
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>tfw no bf
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>>5222541
Beibs is just more emotionally connected to his songs and it shows. Grimes threw out a whole album before doing this one because she said it was too emotional and sad. When music is meant to be raw and depressing. Al she cares about is making music she enjoys, she doesn't want to cater to her audience. Fuck her.
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>>5222590
>No Touma bf
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>>5222575
Why did you date wiz?
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>>5222584
I always thought that if I won tons of money that I really wouldn't need all of it. I would only save enough for me to live off of, but use the rest wisely to help others. Secretly though, giving way money is idiotic. Instead I would get random jobs and find really good people who have troubled lives and just really bad luck in life and help them "behind the scenes" in other words. They will think their luck has changed, but in reality it was me using my money to help them better themselves.

I guess I'm just a hopeless dreamer and romantic when it comes to the use of money. I really wouldn't spend much on myself just enough to get by without worry.
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>>5222590
get a gf insteaf
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>>5222599
Wiz looks nothing like Chris Pratt. The hell is wrong with your visual perceptions.
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>>5222595
>Al she cares about is making music she enjoys, she doesn't want to cater to her audience
>He thinks this is a bad thing
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>>5222601
my god don't you ever sleep anti-gay, straight values spreading, baity
, hate monger
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>>5222605
god shes disgusting
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>>5222608
i did sleep
i even had class today
did you miss me that much?
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>>5222609
She's cute!
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>>5222609

She looks hot af, you boner.

10/10 would try to make sex with but just start crying and asking to be held after 2 minutes.
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>>5222615
You really need to find better forms of entertainment. Your talents are wasted here.
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>>5222620
>>5222621
as expected only homos like her

>>5222623
my talents?
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>>5222620
Looks like Jinx from LoL
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It just stopped raining after it raining for three days straight.

Everything is so wet
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>>5222633
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>>5222633
Noice. I'm about to get some rainy weather myself.
Should be comfy.
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>>5222589
if it takes that to stop you from posting females here, then yes I am
>>5222600
If I had real money I've always thought that I'd establish a studio for bands that can't afford to rent one.

There are a lot of frustrated youngsters here who play their music without even getting a chance to record a demo. Most of them wouldn't succeed in any way, but at least they would get a chance at it without paying money up front.
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>>5222644
>if it takes that to stop you from posting females here, then yes I am
women gross you out that much huh? what a flaming poof
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