I think I'm gonna order some more poppers.
whats in your shopping basket?
That guy seems to have quite a long neck.
>>5209313
jungle juice jungle juice
no erections but wide open holes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naIxM8xQMNI
what does this video make you feel?
r8 lips
I feel like I have too big lips :/
>>5209334
I brought a variety pack a few months back that lasted me. Had bears own, Amsterdam gold and xtreme.
They were pretty good and made me cum loads
>>5209345
dicksucking lips/10
cmere bb
>>5209334
But why would you do that? :<
>>5209339
too fem for me
>>5209313
I always thought gays were talking about pop rocks, the candy kids put on their tongue that explodes in their mouth to give a mind blowing blowjob. Didn't realize until now it was some sort of party drug they snorted. How retarded and dumb.
>>5209355
Anal poppers, giving you that fizz up the butt every gay man needs.
13th for toppy tops espousing what it is to be TwueDom.
>>5209355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEHxJOxa5ew
>>5209341
i thought it'd make me feel lonely but it was just annoying
>>5209327
yellow mesh tank tops and big red soda
>>5209355
Each to their own.
Have fun having sex in the dark, under the sheets with your eyes closed.
>>5209291
I was memeing land, I was told to fuck off from posting more selfies on gg and then I looked like a grandpa.
this is what I was referring to
https://vimeo.com/39524442
>>5209327
nothing atm
b/c i bought paprika by yasutaka tsutsui and a red and black flannel
>>5209378
Oh fair enough
Not gonna watch the vimeo tbqh
>>5209372
Pretty fun high dude.
Is there a connection between the size of your prostate and how easy you can stimulate it?
Like I can cum hands free without penetration, just applying pressure to my taint, I also have to piss a lot. Should I be worried about an enlarged prostate?
>>5209399
consult doctor
>>5209362
>Anal poppers, giving you that fizz up the butt every gay man needs.
lmao. This made me think of <pic related>. Like a party popper that you gay guys shoot from their butts.
>>5209404
what a new years that would be.
>>5209409
lullz. Everybody drops their pants and shoots arse confetti at midnight.
>>5209221
Good tastes.
>>5209417
>David Boreanaz ...good tastes...
ok, I'm with ya so far...
>posts that pic...
I am disapoint.jpg
So every time I mention I smoke I get shit on which I understand, but how many here actually smoke?
http://strawpoll.me/5975658
>>5209402
I know this sounds dumb considering where I am posting but I feel weird about having a stranger put a finger in my ass
>>5209426
please post vocaroo :3
>>5209424
>...
You are already lost.
>>5209424
This board is infested with furries. Anyone could be one. Even YOU! D:
Stay safe.
>>5209429
wtf prude
It's perfectly normal to fap during your prostate exam
>>5209426
>dirty vape fag
THANK YOU.
People who vape are just intolerable by nature, even though they don't stink like smokers, their personalities do.
>>5209426
Does non-tobacco count?
>>5209441
which is what makes it hot right
>>5209399
I can do the same thing, Maybe it's just the position.
>>5209443
I guess I should have added a 420 option but I mainly mean cigarettes.
>>5209426
Never been interested in smoking (except middle school when trying to look cool). I've seen too many negative long term effects of it on older ppl that I knew. Seems like a shit ton of ppl that I know vape. It's kinda annoying and fucking kills my contacts. /blog
>>5209449
Hmm, well
I like to share a hookah with friends sometimes but n'aw.
The most I've ever done was ask my now-fiancé-then-boyfriend for a cigarette to smoke with him back the last time he relapsed before quitting for good.
Not that I have an issue with it, I think literally everyone I've ever slept with was a smoker at the time.
posters arrived
:)
i was going to get one of snake's booty, but i chickened out and just got the normal "heroic" pose instead
>>5209447
weak
i wish i had a gross bf
Who is gaygen's craig and tweek?
>>5209520
Rugby and Hitler :^)
so, questions to all the furries here...
Do you guys actually dress up in the mascot type suits and go to conventions (or whatever they call them)? Do you like to have sex while wearing the suits?
>>5209480
I'd like some lewd Snake posters for my room. I wonder if my campus library would let me print some...hmm.
>>5209520
silentprotagonist and buttslut
>>5209520
Senpai x Buttslut?
>tfw I've never cum hands free from a prostate orgasm
>>5209520
senpai and sp
>>5209544
Soon.jpg
>>5209542
SP and buttslut are both bottoms. THAT would be awkward.
>...but then lesbians have always seemed to made it work, so who knows?
>>5209522
oh god gross
>>5209555
double ended dildo
>>5209561
Got a reaction, I'm satisfied
>>5209480
Are you a teenager?
Last time I bought a poster I had to of been 15.
>>5209554
I'm pretty sure I'm just not sensitive enough.
Maybe I just need to abstain from jacking off for a few days prior and that might make it more sensitive
>>5209480
post pics of you
>>5209576
my broscience theory is that only about 25 to 30% can have hands free, prostate based orgasms.
>>5209588
Aww :(
They look so fun.
I always get myself close but can never push myself over the edge
>>5209595
How do you know when you're really hitting the prostate?
>>5209595
oh, if that's the case... just abstain for a while before you try it next time. Focus mentally on how good it feels and not about trying to actually cum. You'll get there.
Hands free orgasms are like 75% mental, you need to stop worrying about it
>>5209629
Any dildos you could recommend on Amazon that would be suitable for a newbie? Don't want anything super huge.
>>5209635
And to add to that, any that vibrate?
>tfw really want to suck my straight boss's dick
>>5209520
Maki and zombii
>>5209535
>>5209546
Anon.
>>5209635
Aneros is god tier
>>5209671
woah, I don't ordinarily like really hairy guys but something about your body entices me...
>>5209671
more pics pls, you're a 10/10 to me
>>5209671
>>5209669
Yes Protagonist-senpai?
>>5209669
Juuichi will never be real
I wish I had a boyfriend who would cuddle with me a lot and we'd kiss and anal sex would be something on special occasions and Im so lonely
>>5209693
same
i saw a cute guy in qdoba today and he asked about my backpack. we should have gotten married.
>>5209687
Is he a manlet?
>>5209672
I'm looking at these but they're expensive. Also why do they have a 'junior' one?
>tfw you don't really know if you're gay since men are the fucking worst personality wise but you're not attracted to women physically
I should really be in a poly relationship desu
>>5209520
Idk if i ship it but id def watch hitler and sadcunt have sex...
>>5209696
A qt boy bumped into me and said "sorry, mate" yesterday. I spent the rest of the afternoon imagining a happy life with him.
>>5209699
5'11
>>5209696
I understand
Too often do I see a man and think to myself I just want to make pure, fully clothed love to you
>>5209681
Don't think such things.
>>5209689
GASP
>>5209671
best body i've seen on here, show that ass?
>>5209703
>since men are the fucking worst personality wise
correction.
GAY men are the fucking worse personality wise.
straight guys are 10/10
>>5209715
Huh, his proportions look kinda weird. I guess that happens to a lot of average height guys when they bulk up.
>>5209725
Have you ever talked to a straight man they suck
Fuck men but also I want to fuck men
>>5209729
fem faggot detected
>>5209729
>Tfw no bf to teach about periods and commas
>>5209729
>Have you ever talked to a straight man they suck
it really sounds like you're the one who haven't
at least my straight friends are chill as fuck, really enjoyable to be around with.
my gay friends aren't that bad people but they're always involved in a lot of (dumb) drama and say weird things like 'yaaaasss gurl britney queen bitch'
>>5209739
I miss high school, where my straight bros would invite me over to chill and have a beer. I always drank wine or vodka because I was the designated sissy boi.
>>5209739
Girls are so much more chill though
>>5209753
>Girls are so much more chill though
>>5209752
that sounds cool. I didn't really have guy friends in high school so I didn't get to experience that. But I made some when I got into college.
They're more like 'buddies' than friends, but it's still nice.
>>5209753
Some girls are really cool, yeah. Especially those that are like just another dude.
>>5209752
>I always drank wine or vodka because I was the designated sissy boi.
S-so did I.
>21, completely unnattractive permavirgin
>out of the blue i get introduced to this guy, far more attractive than me
>immediately hit it off regardless
>the next day spend most of it watching various episodes on netflix and talking about nothing and its the only time i havent felt completely awkward when talking to someone
>during this out of nowhere he brings up the fact that hes gay
i dont think i can handle this
do i just say "lets be bfs" now?
>>5209763
>Treat girl who has a crush on me like "another dude"
>Literally call her "dude," "bro," and "mate"
>Watch her spirits get crushed every time as she knows how deep in the friend zone she is
I'll admit I'm starting to feel a little bad about it, she keeps liking posts about mental health and depression on FB.
>>5209764
They were always kind of impressed by it, because I could handle high alcohol contents much better than them. Fun times.
>sometimes girls are cute.
>maybe possibly could have a romantic connection if it was the right one
>almost zero sexual attraction.
>sexually attracted to men
>have romantic feeling towards men
A-am I biscum?
>>5209775
This is me
>>5209708
hey, me too anon
>>5209753
What? But that's wrong.
>>5209775
I always had intense crushes on girls when I was a little kid, and still do. I think it's mostly admiration when I find them pretty, mixed with the desire for companionship.
The idea of doing sexual things with girls doesn't gross me out, but it's not something I desire at all.
Right now though, I just want a qt bf.
>>5209429
Was always uncomfortable getting a prostate exam, always tensed up. so finally this time I just relaxed and damn, I see the appeal now.you just might get me to switch.
>>5209720
>Don't think such things.
You're not my dad
>>5209798
dude
that's gay
GOT A JOB YET SP?
>mfw exams weeks
>mfw nervous
>mfw covered by zits now
happens every time.
>>5209866
Me 2, dude. Pretty sure I failed my first one, got another tomorrow.
>>5209811
Good point.
>>5209839
Had one for quite some time now. You?
>>5209588
>>5209617
>>5209629
Status report: butt cummies achieved
>4chan goes down
>decide to go at it in the shower
>squat
>start flicking prostate (like an aggressive version of the typical come hither motion)
>butt gets all tingly
>feels like I have to pee
>I start involuntarily biting/putting my mouth on my thigh
>have some kind of super gasm
>I think I pissed
>knees weak
>shake like a new born giraffe after standing up
Pretty good, 9/10
And you were right it was mostly a mental thing, once I relaxed and stopped "trying" to make it happen it came to me
>hook up with guy in grindr
>go to meeting place
>he doesnt show up
>fuck im horny lets find another one
>5/10 from photo but whatever
>he accepts to meet
>he is fucking 10/10 in person
>drive to some dark place
>blow him he moans a lot
>he suck me kinda badly
>turn around i want to fuck you
>okay, he rimms me then here we go
>he fucks me and comes in 2 minutes
Guess it was alright? Finally lost my bp virginity. Happy independence day
I saw a gay couple today, which is not a usual sight in my town, and it kinda gave me hopes because one guy was pretty attractive while the other one wasn't exactly ugly but really, really fat. Like, his shirt couldn't even cover up all of his gut.
If he could get a bf, maybe I can too...
I wonder if they are in a feedee/feeder relationship tho
>>5209912
>Finally lost my bp virginity
eh, it was better than my first time doing anal. I stained the sheets.
>>5209825
Well, I guess I am in the right place then.
>tfw you're into butts hardcore
>tfw whenever you see a guy with a nice butt you can't stop thinking about what you'd to it
>tfw no bf with a nice ass to play with for hours before I anally ravage him
why to be alive
>>5209969
don't worry, anon. There's a guy with a qt butt waiting for you out there.
>>5209891
congrats anon.
>>5209969
I have a fat butt desu
>>5209938
Next time you should ask your dr. to nibble on your ear a little while he's doing it. It'll help you relax easier.
>>5209883
what do you do for work?
>>5209984
Yeah but the thirst is unreal.
>>5209989
evidence needed (^:
>>5209916
>maybe
There is someone out there waiting for you, never doubt that. You can definitely get a qt bf, but looking down on yourself or comparing yourself to others won't help, you're a fine prize on your own and the sooner you realise that the sooner everyone else will too.
i want to lay my head on a mans chest while he wraps his strong arms around me and makes me feel safe and warm ;-;
>>5210031
m-me too. How tall are you anon?
>>5210038
5'9'' :/
>>5210031
I really wanna put a qt in some super tight underwear and poke his qt penis.
The underwear would be like a soft male chastity belt!
Currently watching The Thing for the first time in what feels like years
What's your guys' favourite scary movies?
>>5210055
I can't watch scary movies because I get nightmares and can't sleep.
>tfw no bf to keep me safe in bed
>>5210055
Does horror comedy count?
If so, Evil Dead 1&2 and Return of the Living Dead.
Can't pick a legitimately sp00ky one, I rarely watch them more than once.
>>5210055
The original or the remake? The original is pretty great, watched it late at night as a kid and it became an instant favourite.
Don't have many specific favourite horror movies. Recently watched the babadook, slow pace but definitely one that made me look away like a bitch when I expected something bad to happen.
would you trap for a guy?
>>5210073
Original of course and not in a hipster way, the prequel is just kinda bad.
Also long time no see m8
>>5210072
All good movies
>>5210065
pic related
>>5210086
but what if he's begging you to? and he's really cute and you really really like him?
>>5210049
I'm 6'3"
I can hold you in my long arms and cuddle with you :3c
>>5210084
>pic related
no bully
I just got slightly traumatized by scary movies when I was a child is all.
>>5210083
Yes, but only if he's into femdom.
>>5210089
I totally would if he was cute enough
>>5210083
I don't have the body for it, but if I did I would
>>5210091
I used to be really bad with them too, Anon.
Hell, even the first Harry Potter movie scared the fuck out of me as a kid.
>>5210089
no.
>>5210098
How did nobody notice that even with the turban, the back of his head stuck out twice as far as it should?
>>5210090
>tfw no tall bf to hold me
>>5210100
damn youre manly
>>5210083
Nope.
>>5210102
I dunno, dude. It's a kids' movie from 15 years ago. Special effects and realism weren't what they are today.
I still get uncomfortable watching it though, despite not having a problem with any other horror movie. Those first two movies are otherwise comfy as fuck.
>>5210117
its not like you would have to with your feminine appearance anyway
>>5210090
>tfw 6'3
>tfw completely submissive bottom who just wants to look cute and be the little spoon
What did I do to deserve this gaygen?
>>5210123
I'm a top.
>>5210055
the scariest movie for me is absolutely not my favorite movie and that would be Deliverance. Other than that...
The Thing (original), Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead remake was good, Sleepy Hollow, Van Helsing, Alien, the original Fright Night and because of MST3K and rifftrax live, Manos the Hands of Fate is like one of my favorite movies now; every time I watch it, I laugh my ass off. Also the original Halloween and the original Night Mare on Elm Street were really good. Oh, also... In the Mouth of Madness and Hellraiser.
>>5210133
>>5210137
>Halloween
I watched a god awful Halloween remake a few months back. Probably the least enjoyable movie I've ever made myself sit through.
>>5210123
Zombii's feminine?
How fem we talkin'?
>>5210055
suspiria, repulsion, don't look now, it follows, scream, alien, carrie, house (the japanese one)
i'm probably forgetting a bunch
i love horror movies
>>5210178
goodtaste/10
>>5210129
I'm the exact same, except I don't mind topping, I just prefer bottoming.
>tfw I'll never know what it's like to be totally dominated by a bigger person
>>5210171
Pic related is me. I hope you think I'm cute~
>Tfw not going to shitpost tonight
>Just going to drink milk and graham crackers and play JRPGs and lift and not to not be an attention whore
>>5210186
Please don't say that. There are tons of guys who will be taller than you and willing to dominate you, just find a boy who can make you feel small and that is all that will really matter.
>>5210188
Zombii pls.
>>5210209
>actose intolerant
lol same. My thought was, for me, I'd have to add "shitting my brains out" to that list.
>>5210230
>i never watched the show though, i've heard that it's great and i've heard that it's awful so i've just kinda avoided it
it's really bad but it's fun
cheap fun, but still fun
>>5210219
Pretty cute but not very fem imo
also I realize the irony, but that hair tho...
>>5210222
>>5210230
>>5210230
wow. I didn't even know there was a scream tv series (?). What channel?
Also, would like to see the series based off of the Evil Dead franchise.
>>5210238
well, i'm really loving scream queens and it's getting a lot of comparisons (mostly unfavorable for scream, but some good), so maybe i'll get around to it eventually
>>5210219
don't be mean to zombii pls
>>5210245
it was on mtv i think
it's over now and i'm p sure it didn't get renewed for a second season lol
everything i've heard about it is so all over the place, but my personal misgivings are
>reboot
>not about sidney
>redesigned mask looks dumb
>>5210228
Hi maki
>>5210253
ah ok. So Scream Queens is good then? I tried to catch it but only seem to find it in the middle of an episodes haven't been able to get into it.
>>5210265
It's camp af and really stupid, but in a good way.
It's not meant to be taken seriously and it's pretty funny at times
>>5210247
my bf judges me so hard for watching scream queens
>>5210265
scream queens has been fantastic so far (except last week). it's way more comedy than horror tho, so it's super campy and over the top and there are tons of plot holes and just abandoned plot lines and the characters are all awful to each other and the dialogue is bad but it's a lot of fun and characters i didn't expect to shine really carry the show (keke palmer and niecey nash and the hot af chad radwell tbqh)
last weeks episode was a real fuckin dud though, which was a super downer since the week before was g r e a t
i recommend it
>>5210276
make your bf eat your ass while you lie there and watch it and have a good time as punishment for being a bitch
>tfw want to try out being sub
>tfw want to moan for a daddy and eat his cum
>come back home from working all day
>exhausted
>no bf
;_; who will be my bigspoon while i fall asleep?
>tfw lonely kissless virgin loser
>>5210304
I know this feel...
I wish I had even an internet bf just to talk about my day.
I have a gf but idk
>>5210304
are you
>cute
>younger than 22
>fit
>have a cute face
If you answered no to any of these get the fuck out
>>5210317
oh god
i'll be 22 in 4 months and i'm still a virgin
i'm spending my best years in teh closet
>>5210317
>tfw 3 out of 4
>>5210304
Me
Source: I'm currently in bed holding a pillow
>>5210102
>tfw I was the tall bf
>tfw petting your short bf all the time
We were a fucking adorable couple.
>>5210317
I'm not sure, I guess I could be cute.
I'm 21
Im skinny as fuck
My face is fine
Get the fuck in my bed and cuddle me!
>>5210280
>Scream Queens
I'm liking it, but it hasn't really made me laugh. Just occasionally smile and think "oh, that's silly."
>>5210311
>tfw kissed multiple drunk straight boys in high school
None were that attractive, I just like to give them that look. You know, the little smirk that reminds them that I violated their teenage mouth pussy.
>>5210326
tfw you pretend your pillow is your bf
>>5210313
>gf
very distasteful
>>5210326
Im in bed holding my pillow with my legs. Best part of cuddling is wrapping your legs around someone anyways, arms are overused and overrated.
If I buy a maki dakimura from China am I going to get asbestos from those chinese fucks?
Is anyone here nocturnal and wants to keep me digital company?
crushing on a goofy looking guy in my chem lab with the most adorable smile I've seen at this school. chemistry was with it
>>5210428
Yeah hi hello. I don't have class tomorrow, so I'm still up.
Although I can't vouch for being good company...
Just spent like three hours laying in bed totally non-lewd or really very sensual because he has to study and I'm having a bout of mild food poisoning, anyways.
Listening to Champloo sound track together.
Head pats and leg kisses would feel better if I didn't feel like a hot air balloon full of broken glass and vinegar.
Also, I think someone should try at making a chilled back /gaygen/ skype group.
>>5210428
sup
>>5210579
Kik?
>>5210597
oh, no sorry I dont' have kik...
>>5210597
>being this much of a fuccboi
So, uh, gay issue here.
NSFL image:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/prj4ond4p8oih33/2015-11-10%2021.16.42.jpg?raw=1
This is my anus. It's been bleeding profusely every time I wipe for about two months now. Haven't taken a dick in at least that amount of time or longer.
A fissure, or something worse?
What does it mean when you see other gay couples walking around holding hands or doing shit like in OP's pic and it sickens you but when your boyfriend does it its okay with you?
>>5210596
At work, so bored
>tfw on my 42nd ban
>literally every post ive ever made was ban evasion
>>5210627
haha gross
also they're hemorrhoids
>>5210627
GO
TO
A
DOCTOR
>>5210627
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/prj4ond4p8oih33/2015-11-10%2021.16.42.jpg?raw=1
what the fuck see a doctor
>>5210627
They look a little less like hemorrhoids and more like warts to me. Fucking gross, but they probably are just roids.
Go to a doctor.
>>5210653
Post ass covered in jizz
>>5210627
oh my fucking god are you fuckign serious go to a doctor fucker
>>5210653
Post butt.
>>5210673
POST FUZZY BUTT, inchling.
>>5210682
You said you'd do it so you have to to be quite "tbqh" honest
>>5210682
I'd eat a graham cracker wedged in your fuzzy butt tbrqfh.
>>5210671
>>5210667
>>5210662
>>5210660
>>5210659
>>5210656
>>5210641
Apparently it's been getting worse. Here's a picture from October 7:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/j1yumz1jz8kmvr7/2015-10-07%2000.45.51.jpg?raw=1
And here's one from October 21:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/hj8modwfpl3gqly/2015-10-21%2002.15.33.jpg?raw=1
I wonder what that means.
I'll probably go to a doctor on Saturday. I can't go sooner because my new job has me working 8 to 5.
>>5210627
dude... I think you have anal warts.
http://wartsclinic.com/images/4%5B1%5D1_GZ4A.gif
sorry. go get treatment asap.
>>5210687
Maybe ass cancer?
Why do guys who look like complete dumbasses given be such a boner
like way more than guys who are objectively hot
I just want to bang a big dumb oaf so hard
>>5210694
Whats your opinion of kevin owens?
>>5210695
He looks stupid and friendly
I want to alternate between snuggling and penetrating him
>>5210689
Like you aren't pulling your stubby pud to it
>>5210699
>than usual
motherfucker please I am not a pussy
You're under anon
>>5210677
If that's the case then I guess I'm fine with it. DESU I don't care much for gay men, especially femmy or "queer" ones. I find it kinda odd that as homosexual men, most of you act like women and (whether you care to admit it or not) lust after straight men instead of being a man yourself and loving another gay man.
>>5210708
I remember being 16 too
>>5210706
You are a pussy. A fluffy fluffy pussy who needs to post butt.
>>5210715
Why don't you post yours first gay boy?
>>5210712
Too bad im 24 and ironically, was into femboys when I was 16 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I talked to a guy I like again gaygen. He's nice. I don't know why I'm posting this. I'm gonna head out now.
>>5210721
>was into femboys
So not only are you 16, you're a breeder as well
Shamefur dispray desu
>>5210724
but how does this logic apply to me?
Are you saying that I, of all people, am straight?
>tfw want a femboi sub or at least a cute sub
>everyones unironicaly masc4masc
How do I fem it up?
>>5210727
Femboy (from what I recall) who likes femboys = lesbian
>>5210687
>I'll probably go to a doctor on Saturday. I can't go sooner because my new job has me working 8 to 5.
go luck man. I hope things turn out OK for you. Let us know what the doc. says.
>>5210729
gross pls don't call me a femboy
>>5210729
>chub chaser
>likes 'em when they look mildly retarded
>critical of someone else's tastes
pls
>>5210728
Cut your balls off lol
>>5210744
Deal with it slut
>>5210729
Its "malesbian"
And I must be pretty bad at being a breeder if I have a boyfriend and we take turn fucking each other's butts.
But since you brought it up I wouldn't have any hang ups over having a hand in spawning a child, as long as he turned out straight, masc, and white.
Or at least a better top than I am. Isn't that every parent's dream? To see their child excel in life further than they did themselves?
