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first for anime girl butts
>>5205641
That text image is so helpful
>>5205649
really?
my intent was sarcasm, i saved it because i found it funny
>>5205613
it's really different for everyone
there are not set of rules nor timelines
I just think the numbers of those that fully transition and live/work full time as fem is small
>>5205641
>"keep being you"
>tfw 'being you' means having a miserable unfulfilled life in my case
>>5205640
Are you full time
wtf is this lol
is this one of you? i don't understand why sam hyde's relationship with me is so interesting
>>5205631
if you could respect my identity like a normal human being i would add you back to skype and read more of your screenplays but you can't respect my identity and it's fucking annoying.
>>5205654
Why do you think I'm unhappy?
>>5205641
I kinda want to be a teacher
But sometimes I feel too stupid to go back to college
>>5205650
Yeah I'm being sarcastic too so....... good work everyone
>chin scarred from always plucking out hair
guess im going to be fucking disgusting forever
>>5205661
because if you're not full time and you don't mind not living as a girl then you're not fucking trans
>>5205656
pls don't bully the sam hyde
>>5205656
Oh yeah, you had sex with Sam Hyde...
... that's so weird.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>Tfw high and watching RedLetterMedia
Jay is the epitome of sex :3
>>5205662
Everyone in college is an idiot
>>5205661
wait until you start wage slaving fulltime, and paying your own way through life
it's fun
>>5205666
cmon now, we all have different circumstances and we all come from different backgrounds
people do have to go to school and get jobs, and work
what good is being trans (or anything) if you're homeless and broke?
>>5205656
who is sam hyde?
>>5205663
glad we're on the same page
>>5205662
you should do that. good luck 2 you
>>5205661
You're happy that you don't pass, happy you live as a man and don't have to present. You're not trans so you're happy with the way things are. Can you fuck off now?
>>5205678
Jormy has none of those obstacles. She doesn't even have social resistance and lives in a very progressive and accepting place. People that have terrible circumstances still transition.
>>5205679
I dunnnno
I don't want to spend all that money just to fail and disappoint everybody
>>5205688
>progressive and accepting place
not all parts of Australia are accepting
>>5205667
i don't really want to bully him like he was really nice when we were together. he never told me what he did though. i found out way after the fact because of 4chan lol
>>5205668
idk he was ridiculous looking but sweet when we dated. tall and not crazy etc he's a lot more normal irl
>>5205679
he's a comedian
>>5205682
lmao no!!! toward the end of our ~tryst~ he was like begging me to go out with him again it got sad. i'm glad he seems to be doing well tho
>>5205651
You're a woman or you're a man. That's the only difference and you do what comes naturally. If it doesn't come naturally then you're barking up the wrong tree.
>>5205671
Why is he so perfect, bros?
>>5205661
You're here, aren't you?
>>5205700
lol apparently you're infograph worthy
>>>/tv/62567693
>>5205713
>>5205700
>>>/tv/62590044
lmao you should do an AMA on /tv/
Girls, im feeling lonely and broken inside
I have been living with this dysphoria for so many years
Im already 23 and still fighting
I dont want to be alone anymore
Nobody ever talks to me anymore
>>5205714
You pass as a boy dummy
>>5205682
>1yr timeline
I'm surprised you gave that statement any serious thought
penalty: you'll have to hand back your meme credit :)
>>5205688
unless your lifelong friends with someone, no one really knows about another person's life.
and even then, you don't know what's going on in their head
>>5205703
I say you're wrong
there are a lot of confused people out there who really don't know
I've cd on/off since little and I didn't know what I was doing. guys can't be girls right? it's against nature.
>>5205721
you'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands motherfuckre
>>5205713
>>5205716
WTF IS THIS SHIT!!?!?!?
at least people said nice things about me i guess
>>5205725
he was to me back then anyways but nowadays idk lol
>>5205728
how long until your e-fame becomes real fame??
>>5205720
I wish
>tfw can't pee at uni cuz i get stared at in the mens room but im enrolled as a boy so i cant use the womens
>>5205699
Every other place on Earth is worse than Canada, Australia, Finland and Sweden.
>>5205722
that's the spirit, it's always nice to see someone with some fight in em'
I think I'm going to make counterfeit meme credits
>>5205721
You don't know. You're confused. Confused for years. Life is shit posting and memes but not transitioning when you have the chance. A year, two years, maybe three it doesn't matter take as long as you want. Everyone is female if they say so even if they're men in every other way. You're so right hon.
>>5205734
You would get stared at more if you went to the girls room silly
I give up.
Later.
Time to it a noose..
>>5205671
>>5205706
>Jay
>not Mike
baka senpai
>>5205746
you think you can judge someone by reading a few sentences?
>>5205732
lmao idek with the number of men i've talked to/dated and the few i knew were well known it's weird to even think about. i know too many people. i just didn't think sam hyde would be the guy that everyone would be like 'YOU DATED WHO????' about
>>5205749
Why would I get stared at? I thought I lived in a super progressive and accepting place
>>5205759
Isn't australia super racist and shitty to their aboriginals
>>5205765
some/most are
>>5205759
Is it acceptable when you go to the girls room looking like you do and talk like a man?
>>5205765
u dont understand abbos m8
u jst dont
>>5205714
let's pretend there is a good job that pays a lot, but you know you don't have a chance at it in girl mode b/c there's never been a woman in that position - ever, nevermind a trans woman
what do jormy?
A. take the job in boymode
B. pass on it and stay unemployed
>>5205773
There isn't a problem because Jormy passes in boymode
Should I kill myself?
nth for 2D sucks
>>5205765
Bogans are like the biggest bigots you can be, normal people are ok though
>>5205769
If she can do it anyone can!
>tfw this person used to be head of your student council at uni, said they were genderqueer until they got kicked out for invading womens spaces and then decided they were actually a girl all along
>>5205773
Any excuse to stay on neetbux is a good excuse :^) A few places I've been to literally had no women though and I was like "nope dont wanna be here"
>>5205780
>JocelynSideProfile.jpg
>>5205780
You walk in the footsteps of your senpai
>>5205780
I want to die after looking at that
>>5205780
>not wanting to be the token tranny programmer
>>5205784
Is this better?
>tfw can't hang out with ftm friend because all his new friends are like this
>>5205781
Hon please
>>5205777
yes but before you do i want you to know that i'm still on hrt and never got off of it, but still consider myself and identify as male.
you can die now. rip.
>>5205780
People like this make it easier for us to pass, r-right?
>>5205790
end me
>>5205795
Meh im not a tranny fuck. I just come here to shitpost
>>5205780
thats a man
>>5205804
>still believing booger
nn
Clover doesn't have a filter function does it
>>5205813
so you lied?
>>5205816
Not that I know of ;_;
>>5205816
LOL
>>5205821
Augh
>>5205822
Ya messed it up boogs why you gotta do this to me
>>5205820
A lier lies anon
>>5205827
Why can't you post nice animu like the other girls?
>talk to old /soc/ crush randomly while seeing another one in the same thread
>guy on /soc/ i used to rate occasionally recognizes me
>"tfw doll senpai still doesn't notice you..."
>mfw he literally gained 50 lbs in muscle and looks hot af
idk why tonight is literally like night of every chan boy edie has ever spoken to
>>5205820
>>5205814
>>5205825
i don't know. i think i was just bored. jade really did piss me off though. :( that day of the "meltdown".
i really like your tower worldbuilding stuff.
talking about my stuff with you was always fun.
i never really would ever wish anything awful on you and i'm sorry for the hurtful things i've said to you specifically while on this tirade.
i would be lying if i said i didn't miss you.
i'd be lying if i said i didn't feel sorry for you when i heard about your crush situation.
if you want to know i think it's because i've been through so much lately...
i've had crushes tell me similar things but worse... they'd outright tell me it was because i was male.
and i think maybe my therapist could be right... that this whole identity crisis could be some sort of safety blanket for my insecurities when it comes to being trans.
i just can't take it anymore you know?\
being trans is one of the hardest things i've had to go through.
i know i'll never pass. so why even think about it as a possibility anymore?
i'm happier now.
so that's nice.
guys want more to do with me now that i'm male...
people seem more interested in me in general.
career opportunities are easier to grab now for sure.
in the long run?
when it comes to ltr shit?
i don't know... i never think too far ahead. ;~;
I don't understand Jormy
>>5205850
But jormo is a simple man of simple needs.
>>5205802
but jenner does her best to appear stereo-typically feminine
>>5205845
wtf?!?!?!!
>>5205835
that must be a weirdly flattering feeling
boys crawling out of the woodwork for your attention
>>5205850
why?
>>5205853
w h o c a r e s
>>5205853
just ignore and don't respond to the nutjob Allison/booger
>>5205857
I really wish I didn't
>>5205857
i dont kno!!! i dont come here much idk who booger is but im just like... wtf am i actually reading rn LOLLLL
>>5205850
I consider myself an expert on Jormies, and can answer any questions about them.
>>5205852
you see her face now and you wonder if she could have looked better without overdoing the cosmetic face surgeries
>>5205865
There is no such thing as too much cosmetic face surgeries.
>>5205859
filter and hide his posts??
>>5205862
he's a fem gay dude or a tranny in denial who even cares anon just filter and move on, fuck
here if you wanna read his posts
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/search/username/booger/tripcode/!!E8raGZobRNy/
>>5205865
she doesn't look terrible, but my understanding is that she was on hormones for a few years before she got FFS, so eh
she was a wrinkly old man, now she''s a wrinkly old woman, i dont think she was ever going to be that attractive
>>5205864
can I see your jormy degree?
>>5205864
Why is jormy such a normy?
>>5205845
>i know i'll never pass
Boogie pls
>>5205852
Has she changed her voice yet?
>>5205864
Shut up you don't know anything get out of my head!
>>5205875
I think it's something like this.
>>5205877
i dont think she was going to ever, and a bunch of other trannies told her that "she's a woman, so she has a woman's voice"
hahahahah
that being said, in one episode they played a video of a girl who had gotten that yeson surgery and said it was "voice training" so i dont know that jenner is all that clever
>>5205873
>>5205873
her face is completely reconstructed and looks so unnatural
I just wonder if she had stayed with her natural face, plus some shaving would seem like better way to go
don't get me wrong, I actually have no beef with jenner
>>5205873
It's not that big of a deal, life is shit so it's nice to have reminders.
>>5205845
Yeah I suspected something like that was going on and I'm going to briefly engage you cause apparently you are still capable of expressing human emotions
I've never thought any less of you cause of the detransition thing you know, in fact I'm really happy for you that you're happier now and hope you can figure something really good out from this
But I'm still mad at you - really mad at you - for what you've done and how you've acted
You know when you went and insulted kit and everyone else, I cried for hours and was actually physically sick?? That was the worst I've felt in a long time and that was your fault, you did that
I don't hate you but it's gonna take a lot of work on your part, not mine, if you want to be my friend again in the future and talk about things again like usual
I'm going to politely ask you to stop posting here for a while, for my sake and your own - posting here achieves nothing for you - and say that you should come back when you want to fix things
That's all I have to say to you, I'm not engaging with you again until you can be civil
>>5205888
How come you get amazing trips but the jormy gets shitty post numbers?
>>5205890
Morning cupcake.
>>5205888
>All you have to do is take your meds and I'll go away.
just like drop dead fred D:
>>5205888
>All you have to do is take your meds and I'll go away.
You threw them away!
>>5205891
raifu has been here longer; a fashionista like her has mastered the art of trips, euheuheueheuhe
>>5205894
Do you think Raifu smears dog shit allover jormis dinning room?
Im glad booger is finally getting exposed as a liar. She's not even that good looking either.
>>5205890
ok will do. i'll come back on in december.
see you then.
>>5205900
Out of all the bull shit I never got why it was so hard to say he. But fuck it. I shouldn't care anymore. Goodnight peps
>>5205903
She really isn't even that good looking.
I hope she gets raped
>>5205903
actually yeah i think this is best. i have those i care about back on skype. this place doesn't have too much for me anymore. i'll talk to erin specifically when she feels it's right. goodbye mtfg.
>>5205907
Another jormy question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many normys can jormy normy when jormy normy's jormy????
pick one
Hey, I'm a transwoman who's been attempting to frequent this board but is having a hard time actually following all the drama here. Is there anything I should actually know about the other transwomen here that would be good to know (ie general consensus on truscum/passing shit/huns/etc). No trip because I share a name with a trip on here already.
>>5205901
You could always, heaven forbid, apologise
>tfw the biggest drama in the thread isn't about me for once
it's a rare kinda feel
>>5205920
use a nickname instead, you don't have to use your real girlname
>>5205920
>Is there anything I should actually know about the other transwomen here that would be good to know
Yes. Everyone is crazy. In a humorous way sure, but they are still crazy.
>>5205920
there is really nothing worth knowing, you can decide who you like/dislike for yourself; just know that
>angie is crazy
>kayla is crazy
>>5205920
you don't have to trip with your name if you share one with someone else, I know I don't
at least I hope not??
>>5205920
ignore the drama and run far away
>>5205920
Don't let them scare you
Id be a pretty girl right now if I didn't let 420chan scare me when I posted a cross dressing thread
>>5205942
why don't you consider fucking killing yourself instead of wasting time creating responses to a relatively benign post?
i'm not crazy i just think your life is worthless, now get the fuck out of here you worthless sack of european trash genes
>>5205920
Don't let Jocelyn fool you with his angles
>>5205920
I look bad, that should sort you for about a quarter of each thread's content.
>>5205920
the first thing u need to know is that i'm ur new queen
welcome to my kingdom
>>5205920
Watch out for dirty chasers.
They either have really big dicks but mentally unstable and spazz out on everyone or really small dicks and spazz out on everyone
>>5205957
we both know who you are, so let's not pretend that my animosity is uncalled for; now seriously try mixing bleach in that garbage you usually drink
>>5205954
Can you get any more insecure?
>>5205966
I legitimately dont even know who you think I am but this proves the point
>>5205961
Eh, I am used to that in real life too, so whatever.
>>5205968>>5205967
o.k.
>>5205956
hi
I'm going to call you boxu from now on
I want to kill booger
Shes in my top five people I could kill here
>>5205987
Who are the four others besides you?
>>5205979
Sounds cute enough to me, that's fine with me.
>>5205959
You're proudly bringing that over yourself tho
>>5205990
You would know who I am if I mentioned them
Its a very niche group of people that no-one else would agree with.
I probably could only kill about four including booger but brutally rape and kill one of them and brutalize for my own pleasure
I never will just saying I could
>>5205990
ME
>>5205975
Are u okay beb
>>5205960
edie are u still dieting.....
we talked about dieting like 2 months ago when I first started and I was wondering how it went/is going for u +______+
>>5205998
Are you the anon who likes cutting or
>>5205834
Have u heard of masa works project Mado....
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RN
hi!
>>5206005
charge ur phone
>>5205998
>wants to kill trips
>getting pleasure from it
>cutting
Uhh, I think you should calm down
>>5206012
hay bitch how u iz? r u who i think u r?
>>5206015
yes i am!!!
how is vegas?!
>>5206015
It's Sailor Moon Uranus.
>>5206016
good omg gurl i'm so glad i moved!!!!!! my new apartment is amazing!! it's like literally twice the size of my old one for the same price with fully upgraded appliances and washer/dryer in unit and a balcony with a golf course view in a flawless neighborhood!!!!!!!!!
>>5205997
I wouldn't say proudly but yeah I know I sadpost a lot
>>5205728
Can I stick my dick up your cavernous nose flaps?
>>5206022
ohhhh das nais das nais
that sounds so great!!
i have to come visit now so we can get white girl wasted lmaoooo
how is everything else??!
welp time for grill pills
booblets seemed to have calmed down now, haven't grown since that last pic, so hopefully they're not gonna be all deformed from growing too fast in the end
>>5206030
OMG YES WE NEED TO!!!
everything else is great too tho my life is like more fun and stress free than it has been in a long time and i'm like decorating and furnishing my new place gradually and it's so fun!!
>>5206008
no
>>5206004
i ate a whole pizza earlier but other than that i've been doing fine lmao
>>5206012
everyone thinks i'm like 19~21 it's ridiculous. like i'm gonna be 25 in june. even guys irl tell me i look 19. i'm like o thanks...but also where are all the daddies?
>>5206026
wat
I glance at this thread every now and again and I never fail to be ashamed, but whatever it's day 0 of whoremoans and I'll be here a while. So hi.
>>5206004
Yeah I am that same anon
>>5206014
When you're neet and haven't had a social interaction outside of the internet in over three years you start to let things that shouldn't make you angry get angry
I hate humanity
I hate myself
Theres no cure for my anger.
I just need to not go online at all tomorrow and just play a videogame or something
>tfw you think you look in the mirror but look horrible in your phone's selfie camera
>>5206035
a count. count slutula. <3
>>5206039
yah iktf
>>5206037
Welcome to second puberty. It only gets more confusing!
>>5206039
which one is real life though
>>5206034
yaaaahhh that would be super fun honestly, and i really haven't been to vegas at all as an adult
redecorating is alot of fun. what colors did you choose???
>>5206035
idk people think im 20 usually so eh
enjoy being 4ever young bby
also i noticed that i got more messages from guys when i looked some up so idk
or maybe the daddies aren't around rn?
it is almost close to the holidays and stuff
>>5206014
Hey gem, it's time for VIDEO GAMES.
>>5206049
for my dining area i have black metal chairs and table base with a glass table top and im going with the same for coffee and end tables. my couch is cream and i have burgundy throw pillows on it rn and i'll add other accents in the whole burgundy/fall color scheme, but all the permanent stuff is neutral so i can change the accents with the seasons. the bedroom is gonna be black and white with like royal purple and then my show and vanity room isgonna be all mirrored furniture with like gray, blush pink, ivory and silver sequin decor <3
>>5206045
nothing is real
Does anyone else miss maki?
What song do you listen to when the tranny feels hit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>5206055
but I'm tireddd
>>5206068
All will be daijobu
If you sleepy doh, go to sleep.
>>5206062
I largely just earspam whatever high tempo albums I have easy access to.
>>5206062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ua85vgFvlg
>>5206062
i don't really get all in my feelings specifically about being trans but when i feel insecure or upset or whatever i usually listen to something really happy and inspiring like britney spears to remind me of all the things i love in life and motivate me to be creative and like do some makeup or decorate something or like buy new clothes
>>5206072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MSBGDlP8DU
>>5206069
I can play a couple games. I wanna get some good sleep tonight though since I'm finally off work, so I shouldn't stay up longer than that
>>5206062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B4y1xlk-fQ
although pretty much any song from this album is fair game
it's less for trans feels though than sad/tired/depressed feels in general
>>5206081
Sounds like a deal.
Ready for fun?
>>5206089
yes c:
>>5206061
sometimes
>>5206071
my fucking nigga
>wake up in the middle of the night
>need to pee
>semi morning wood
What the Fuck, this hasn't happened in months. Can my levels suddenly be fucked up with no change in dose? Super paranoid now. Also gross, I actually forgot what that felt like
>>5206108
I started having an easier time getting erections recently too (not full on random boners, but still), but I dunno if that's actually all that weird from what I've gathered from other trans friends.
>>5206108
was it an arousing dream?
>>5206062
the same depressing melodramatic shit i listen to all the time duhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sRwHHo90i0
>wake up in a fog
>so fucking tired
>want to stay home and play video games so bad
>need to save my last sick day for the day before christmas
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>5206125
you dont have vacation time?
>>5206125
>>5205662
I kinda want to be a teacher but
>low wages
>students will know you as the tranny teacher
>>5206132
Because it's supposed to be you.
>>5206132
oh right damn what a joke
i'll probably have to work the day before too but i'm not in sales or anything so i wont have as much to do and will leave early most likely
>then i'll have to go do family shit
godammit
>>5206134
>if you arent full stealth mode.
>have lewd dream with mtf friend
what is happeningggg
I thought hormones were going to stop this forever
>>5206134
I've considered the notion too. Though I feel like I'd want to own that title if it ever came up, honestly.
>>5206134
>low wages
Work for a uni
>tfw $100 usd an hour
>>5206140
y u not workin 2day?
>>5206132
Retail? if yes im in the same boat, everyone is scrambling to get boxing day off -_-
>>5206157
get off mtfg at work, they will think ur a weirdo tranny!!!
>>5206152
not in america :^)
>>5206154
yea it fucking suuuuuuuucks
i hate my life and i hate capitalism
>>5206157
boohoohoo
>>5206160
the life of a wagekek is a glorious thing
>>5206150
You kinda walked into that one.
Just remember that if you weren't working you would be just another neet tranny feeling miserable. Work elevates you above the usual rabble this general attracts.
>>5206163
AT LEAST KAYLA'S THINKING ABOUT GETTING A JOB
>>5206165
OMFG I AM SO SRRY
I didn't even kno
>>5206160
How much do you get in the states? One of my friends is doing a PhD on lesbian porn and gets a ton of money from scholarship + tutoring
>>5206167
THE ONLY WAY KAYLA COULD GET A JOB WOULD BE IF SHE WAS ALLOWED TO BRING HER MOTHER WITH HER TO THE WORKPLACE.
>>5206175
leave kayla alone she is just sheltered
>>5205932
>angie
Thanks for warming my heart :>
>tfw sudden debilitating crushing fear over realisticness of transition goals
>don't want to be a gross old man but also afraid of being a gross obviously clockable girl instead of looking good in my youth
christ
and I'm still super miffed about the hair because now I need to get the color out as well
>>5206152
>seducing students and blackmailing them for cash
>>5206181
Did you know that kayla is pulling a Norman bates on you?
>>5206185
well I mean she finally decided to transition at 25+
>>5206192
As I said, a retard.
>>5206189
I wish I could seduce them
>>5206190
I don't get it
The weeknd is seriously so good and he's so cute and that's really depressing to think about because all his songs are about fucking some hot cis chick
>>5206160
Fufu how do you do it? You're always moping about having a job but you haven't quit and run away like i do with all my jobs. How? The last time i worked a full day i cried in a bathroom my entire break because i felt dirty and being there made me want to kill myself. Now i spend my days thinking about realistic options for destroying the american economy and erasing all digital print of any currency because I'm simply too weak to live a wageslave job where i know I'll be stuck the rest of my life.
>>5206179
ANGIE FUCKING PUT YOUR TRIP ON YOU LITTLE BITCH
Thanks
>>5206205
But then nobody would see her posts
>>5206204
Ufufu does it because she is stronger than most here.
>>5206198
Kayla is her own mother
Didn't you ever see psycho?
>>5206210
ikr
bliss
>>5206210
What a glorious day it would be.
>>5206211
How do i do
>>5206215
....No ):
But that would certainly explain all the crazy. For ages I thought Kayla must just be a troll and then she stepped up and actually stuck to the trans life.
>>5206205
Why so mad?
>>5206223
Kayla is a sensitive person and needs positive reinforcement in her life..
>>5206223
You should see it. It's a classic movie.
>>5206224
Once a trip, always a trip, there's no going back.
>>5206225
I am positive! I was giving her advice the other day and I did tell her that she was doing well to actually consider getting a job instead of that I'll never work at Walmart bullshit.
