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What is your biggest fear gaygen?
>>5196964
Ending up with an unsatisfactory profession later in life.
Something bad happening to my offspring.
I hope every straight guy in the world dies
Motherfuckers
Something bad happening to my wife
>>5196964
Success and greatness
Well most of my fears have come and gone, there's not really a whole lot left to fear. Maybe losing a limb or some shit? I dunno.
>>5196964
either heights, car crashes or social interaction
can't decide
>>5196989
That's my response to the op, nothing bad happened. That's just my greatest fear.
I'm pretty sure I could handle just about anything else just fine.
i am afraid that i am ugly and horrible, but people dont tell me this to save my feelings, so i blunder through life with underserved confidence and when i leave the room everyone laughs about me and feels embarassed for my sake.
>mfw wearing thigh socks and pounding my pink bussi with a bad dragon dildo
>>5197007
i wish i culd cuddle u
>>5197008
should i buy thigh socks? or are they only for mtfs?
>>5197007
Same desu :(
My only fears are dying and living forever.
>>5196921
Would sing the national anthem with and then have burgers together, then we would watch an all-American movie and cuddle. Then we would blow each other like some sort of faggots, but as American tradition goes it's just a joke haha.
I've got the plot all figured out. Now I just need an American to act it out with.
Also, everyone who say they don't like hamburgers are lying through their teeth.
>>5196964
This sounds like the edition for me.
>>5197014
I'm not a tranny
I just find them really hot tbqh
So many fears, I wouldn't know which one to pick.
>>5197026
Maki turn your trip back on
>>5196837
I'm a forever newfriend as well. I didn't know that you even came to the threads. I've known what you look like b/c of lurking on tc.
Sludgepuppy reminds me of Ferris Bueller for some reason. He doesn't like it when ppl post his pics I don't think. Just search through the archives. Plenty of photos of him. I think a lot of ppl like him b/c he's cute, seems to be really nice and genuine , and he is a little bit of a flirt.
>>5196989
as long as you won't beat me or something then sure
>>5197018
My anxiety manifested itself in an perpetual existential crisis.
God bless lexapro
>>5197008
Put your trip on Epsilon
>>5196964
That my bf doesn't live me anymore
i love rubbing against my bed like a naughty girl ^+^
I need to start watching Dancing With The Stars...
>tfw no latin lover
>>5197044
>>5196989
he fears they'll get deported :^)
>5'6
>can't find any clothes
Am I still dateable?
>>5197039
I used to be on lexapro, but for some reason I came off of it. I consider my anxiety worse than it was when I was taking it, does it really help?
>>5197046
spooky
>>5196964
my fear is open water/things under water. there is so many cars in rivers around here. always they pull cars out of rivers
>>5197039
Wtf there are drugs for existential dread why did no one tell me
Also does it kill all boners because I'm not sure that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for peace of mind
>>5197047
I love rubbing it against your but as you do that
>>5197047
is it weird that sometimes i rub up against my vaguely phallic bedposts?
or am i no better than a bitch in heat?
>>5197039
Lexapro is shitty desu. Took it for over a year, didn't notice any big changes. I'm trying to come off it now and experiencing all sorts of horrible withdrawal symptoms (brain zaps, dizziness all the time, horrible vivid nightmares etc.)
>>5197052
I want to be that happy when I look like that, at whatever age
>>5197080
hes a child molestor
>>5196881
I just found out that I've been a bitch this whole time. This is no laughing matter.
>>5196884
They were telling another anon that riding dick counted as being on top since you were physically on top.
So when my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, that's what we did. That's how we've been doing it ever since. And now I find out it doesn't count. This is bullshit.
>>5196990
He said it wasn't him.
>>5196964
I fear things will never get better from the rock bottom I'm at.
>>5197091
So
I'm just talking about happiness here in one sole picture
>>5197093
Next time just have him ride you.
>>5196964
that when I sleep at night, spiders might come and crawl inside my nose, ears, or open snoring mouth.
>>5196972
This this this this
>>5197056
are you white
>>5197080
I was at a dev convention a couple of months ago.
I was at this suite party thing where the devs who had demos had rooms full of booze to have, uh, whatever the hell they wanted
And I was chatting with his chick about how it was my dream to be happily fat and we laughed and drank to the notion.
And I guess her dad was a protective one (or maybe she was too young to be alone?) and he just dug into about it being all like "What, you think don't think you should be sexy for your man?"
And
Oh man.
Maybe I was too drunk but it made my stomach turn.
>>5197105
FUCK
>>5197051
> liking shit skins
>>5197105
>tfw she will never give you a blowjob with mouth full of spiders
;-; why even live
That despite how much I attempt to change my life, inadequacy will still reign.
>>5197126
dumb fucking ass
stop posting degenerate breeder shit on this fucking general
you are fucking disgusting
Realizing that I'm not happy in my relationship after 20 years.
>>5197110
White. Hairy. Thin.
Might just become a bear in the future. Genetics say as much.
>>5197135
gayscum please go
>>5197035
I wont beat you.
Im maki
I am a professional shitposter that is muscular and smart and funny. King of banter and charisma and most hated by oldfags. Also 4 inches just getting that out of the way.
>>5197152
>the thread deletes itself
>>5197125
yes, puppy. you are cute.
>>5197119
>implying you wouldn't
>>5196578#
Nope it's not patchy :)
He's technically half Asian which is why he has the perfect beard and third leg :)
Also dat bubble butt of his so good
>>5197119
>implying all latinlovers are shitskins
>>5197169
shitskins are not sexy desu
>>5197153
>Also 4 inches just getting that out of the way.
It wasn't big enough to be in the way.
>>5197147
>5'6
>white
>hairy
>thin
>still doesn't have a bf
how come? I've had several boyfriends with less things going on for me
>>5197180
Ayyy
Your talking to me too much writer anon
>>5197178
Skin tone doesn't have much to do with sexiness though
Plus tans are sexy
>>5197184
I'm talking to you too much?
>>5197180
>>5197180
Im so mad right now im going to write a poem about you.
>3 hour exam in less than 24 hours
>Haven't started studying
>Still behind on lecture material
>No energy or motivation
If only I had a qt bf to help me revise. Is no bf a valid excuse for failing?
>>5197178
you know they are
>>5197057
Totally, at least for me. There are other SSRI's that might work better for you
>>5197190
Because I usually make killer jokes about makis tackle
>>5197182
He has very high standards and is hardcore masc4masc only. He punted me to the curb because I'm way too fem for him.
>>5197153
penis size is not important to me
just promise me that you will never leave me
>>5197196
I know that feel... I really think so
>>5197172
That's good.
Congrats and hold onto him, anon.
>>5197205
...but that's such tiny bait.
>GNITE EVERY BODY!
>>5197211
He'll be with you four ever.
>>5197186
>tans are sexy
Tans are for filthy peasants. A tru qt shines bright in the sun, and is a beacon of hope in the dark.
>>5197182
I've been told I'm attractive too :^)
I'm not the most socially competent.
Autism and anxiety can really set you back.
Other than that, I don't know why I haven't dated anyone. I prefer more masculine acting men, which aren't very common. Maybe that's it?
I don't get excessively bitchy feminine men. I'm gay. I like dick. I like things associated with said dick. Like masculinity. Not a lisp and hair that took more time to work on than your degree. Also
>>5197208
I don't know this guy, but I've lurked an you're fine for me
I don't understand how some of you guys don't have boyfriends
There's a lot of lonely cute guys out there...
Is y'alls' personalities that terrible?
>>5197093
here's the real question: did you like riding his dick tho?
>>5197233
you know he does
>>5197220
I'm not even white and I have lighter skin than that guy desu
>>5197221
Thought you were talking about sludge for a minute, my bad
>>5197221
>I don't get excessively bitchy feminine men. I'm gay. I like dick. I like things associated with said dick. Like masculinity. Not a lisp and hair that took more time to work on than your degree.
Maybe you should lower your standards, not everyone is worthy of Masculine gay men, especially when there's not that many of them.
>>5197211
>just promise me that you will never leave me
uhh ill try.
I can't promise you that though.
>>5197230
Ive had more sex than people with way more. I guess people like my personality? I have no clue how every cutey itt doesn't get laid. It doesnt add up.
>>5197216
Ayy lmao im dying family
>tfw aryan bottoms hate latinos because central america and chicanos
>will never have purest genes bottom bf to make prostate orgasm with my 7 inch thing
>>5197216
Anyone else kind of hump their bed like this before going to sleep/after waking up?
For some reason slowly bucking my hips feels really good in a stretching type way
>>5197256
>self-reported
>>5197104
We talked about it and he really doesn't seem into it even though he said that he'd do it if I really wanted to. Now that I really think about it though, I'm not sure if I want to.
>>5197233
Yeah I did. Which is why it was even more embarrassing when I learned it didn't count as being on top.
>>5197256
>Brazil
>6.3''
I'm 5.5 ;_____________; fuck these European genes
>>5197263
you shouldn't be doing that tho.
>>5197268
>Or maybe there should be a movement towards masculinity? It's pretty shat on in society.
Let's see how masc you are first
>>5197276
It's only like that because of all the PoC in Brazil and most gays don't like PoC
>tfw now my farts just make a hissing noise
>>5197263
in the morning yes because morning wood desu
Considering replacing my eyebrow hook for an itty segment ring..
Anybody else in gaygen with piercings?
Do you only like having them, or just looking at them?
Or the otherway around?
[spoiler]And if anybody might could way in on the eyebrow thing, maybe, I'm not sure if I want to or not. I know its entirely reversible but I tend to wear my jewelry pretty statically when I do make a change
[/spoiler]
>>5197256
lol, wut, really, my birth country is at the end of the list?
Guess I dodged a bullet there.
>>5197263
Oh, yeah, totally.
Moreso when waking up, tho.
It feels kind of gross to talk about but when I wake up having to pee, stretching like that feels pretty nice while I'm still half-asleep.
>>5197283
>>5197283
you got what it takes kid
you should do standup
>>5197276
qt hue?
>>5197284
I don't sleep like that, it's just something I do after I wake up in the morning
>>5197272
I swear I do. It's ridiculous how light-skinned I am for someone who is mixed.
I'm like 65% white though
>>5197294
Drop the piercings and grow up, you tranny loser.
>Piercings
>Non white
No wonder your dick doesn't work lol.
>>5197294
I don't like piercings
Which tiny willy land is it?
>>5197275
then you just fool him into it. When you suck him off you start slowly playing with other areas, like his balls, give them a little pinch, start licking his taint. After some time with that you try to force a finger in, make him horny enough to not care. When he's ok with that is when you introduce you rubbing your head against his ass until he begs you to put it in him.
People are plastic, they can be shaped. Just go Sun Tzu on him, make it your little hobby to get "revenge".
This thread is meaner that I remember it being :(
>>5197307
that's what I mean, you could seriously damage your sensitivity that way.
>>5197329
It's all Writer-Anon, dude's vicious.
I always thought my dick was kinda small. Now I realize 7 inches is p big.
As a prospecting sub/bottom, this confuses me.
>>5197294
I don't have any piercings. The big ear plug type things make me nauseous, something to do with pierced flesh doesn't float well with me.
>>5197256
>average in the UK is 5.5
That makes me feel tremendously good about myself.
>>5197303
>>5197297
Nah, I'm gonna stop, I've had my bit of fun but I don't want to bully. Sorry Maki, I was just playing, everyone needs a laugh and a little self gratification every now and then right?
>>5197334
Are you qt?
Can I fuck your bp?
Quick
Recommend me a song
No indie shit
>>5197349
Anything Bonnie Tyler.
>>5197221
I have character flaws to the point of fucking up people I don't like, still I have had several bf's
>I prefer more masculine acting men, which aren't very common. Maybe that's it?
those guys are common though
maybe you're just not as attractive as you'd like to think
>>5197349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ao4t_fe0I
>>5197341
>thirsty
>implying you're a top
kek
>>5197349
You must be a pleb lmao
What kind of music do you listen to? Coldplay?
>>5197349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okHz7CE8wp0
>>5197331
How? It's not like I'm masturbating, I'm not even hard when I do it. It feels good like stretching in the morning feels good
>>5197361
I'm a top :C I urgently need to use this thing or else it will implode and then explode
>>5197341
1) idk desu. I don't think I'm too cute
2) I think so
>No Germany bf
:'[
>>5197337
>That makes me feel tremendously good about myself
If you didn't keep importing shitskins, you'd probably be up there with the other white countries.
>>5197314
I've only one one part of me that's European and it's my least favorite part.
Wish you losers had stayed on your greedy-ass fifth of a continent.
.. did that sound too meanspirited, I feel bad now.
I don't mean it. </3
>>5197315
Ah, well, shucks.
And Venezuela.
I'm a Wayuu.
>>5197337
Well, I mean, you know.
Different tickles for different pickles and all.
Tbh, I'd take up an offer for a suspension if someone took me on for it.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>5197334
maybe you should talk to the other brazilian gaygen poster. and no more be virgin
>>5197337
Its all good as long as you give me that dank bp tbqh.
I like getting playfully teased or else I wouldn't have said it.
I used to get way worse on mtfg. I know you all would sleep with me so its fine ;)
Im still masc and top and proud
>>5197368
He writes a bunch so he knows how to get in people's heads :^)
>>5197362
Fact: Indie is literally the most objectively worst genre of music of all time.
>>5197294
>Anybody else in gaygen with piercings?
yes
>Do you only like having them, or just looking at them?
yes
>Or the otherway around?
yes
Don't care for ear plugs or similar. I like facial piercings but they tend to look feminine to me. Someone else looking femme isn't a negative thing for me like it is for others here.
>>5197368
I bet you're feeling pretty darn good too
They call me Napoleon Banterparte, that's how savage I am.
>>5197380
who's the other brazilian gaygen poster?
pvt. faggot no longer posts here
>>5197389
Fact: Indie isn't a genre
Indie literally means 'independent'.
Indie rock, indie folk, etc. are music genres, but I bet you're not familiar with them at all.
>>5197378
>suspension if someone took me on for it.
how close are you to NC?
>>5197397
>tfw no patrician bf
it hurts
>>5197397
>but I bet you're not familiar with them at all.
lol @ you acting like indie rock is some sort of secret exclusive music genre
>>5197404
i'm glad you have such a good humor about it makitty :3c
>>5196964
My biggest fear?
Being outed.
>>5197410
woops fugged up my trip
>>5197397
All indie that I've heard is bullshit for white hipsters that's based off of boring acoustic strumming, predictable chord structures and bullshit vocals
>>5197419
Lol
Fair enough
>>5197415
You don't even know what indie is.
>>5197275
if you really like this guy then who the fuck cares if you're on top or bottom? you liked it, right? then who the fuck cares? sex with someone you care about isn't about who's greater/stronger or lesser/weaker (spoiler alert: it's because neither of you are). just have fun.
istg it seems like we have this "it's okay to like taking dick" talk at least once a month.
>>5197376
Here is german bf for you anon
(:
german bf now 100% halal
>>5197435
>no true Scotsman intensifies
>>5197376
Manuel Neuer is a qt.
>>5197442
rabbi post pics
>>5197448
What?
You objectively didn't know what the term 'indie' is and I was correcting you. Indie simply isn't a genre.
And I don't even listen to indie rock. I only listen to prog and classical cause I'm a patrician.
>>5197376
Germanic people are gross af
>>5197256
>colombia 6.7
>mfw european genes and still beat the local average
>>5197463
I'm not the anon who said the original post. And no wonder you listen to prog, you're clearly pretentious enough :^)
>>5197469
S U P I N G A
>>5197467
Thats rude
>>5197256
>5.6 in the UK
lemme tell you it does not FEEL like larger than average
fuck this gay earth
>>5197467
>>5197432
>eyebrow
seems a little bit too heavy / too big for ny tastes
>suspensions
do you know about CAPEX?
>>5197419
You've seen me without you knowing. I post a bunch of pictures.
>>5197399
Its all for fun I don't mind.
>>5197417
I dont like when you pick on me though...it gets me aggressive tbqh
>tfw so elitist musically only listen to the most aggressive noise music with only twenty views max
>Hated mu because I grew out of neutral milk hotel before it became a meme
>Anybody who was in hardcore circles knew nmh grew out of it before mu took it
>Varg is mainstream black metal by a closet jew
>The antlers suck
>Anybody who gets their music taste from a websites a pleb
>Only listen to grindcore
>>5197442
I'd fuck a German police man tbqh, familiar.
>I will never give my big, German bf a massage after a stressful day of dealing with sand people
>We will never eat wurst together, and drink beer as he tells me all about the smelly criminals he had to deal with, and his workplace high jinks
I'm gonna kill myself over the fact that I have a 5.6'' dick.
>>5197499
Some people fetishize bottoms with tiny dicks.
>>5197492
I've got some würst für dich, klein boy~
>>5197489
Yeah. I like how heavy it looked, since it felt like a balance to my lips but now I'm kind of tired of it.
Also
>CAPEX
uh wut
>>5197496
Yeah, that's literally every single Germanic person out there.
U a mong
>>5197356
I hope you don't mind, but I listened to the Shrek 2 version of I Need A Hero instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EasWdq7Njgo
>>5197499
hey me too
do you want to swordfight
>>5197503
its above average you dope
tiny is like <4 inches
>>5197424
>>I'm attractive :^)
>Was a joke
I'm sorry for you friend
>>5197499
don't feel too bad, I have a fiver myself
>>5197499
My dick is smaller than yours and I got no issues
If you're so worried jelq it or some shit
>>5197511
>tiny is like <4 inches
6 is average
5 is small
Small means tiny
PLS RESPOND
how did you meet your first bf, how old were you and how did it go?
>>5197508
>CAPEX
http://www.capex.info/
>>5197509
I live in Midwestern america where everyone is a fat german
It's gross
>>5197503
do you have skype?
>>5197490
desu i didn't realize it was you lol
>>5197530
>6 is average
lel no
>>5197507
>Nobody will ever say this to me in real life
:((
>>5197542
it wasn't him/her/them
>>5197533
I saw him perform. After that, I put my number in his breast pocket.
We dated. It was cute.
>>5197537
.. I
Never knew this existed.
.. I feel compelled to attend.
Thank you, kind mod-anon
>>5197549
Sorry but your 5 inch penis is not average, white boy.
>>5197533
I was 20 and we were on the same soccer team, after many long glances we hooked up and have been together ever since.
No, I kid. I'm a lifelong khv incel manlet small dick uggo.
>>5197560
most recent studies show otherwise - older studies have larger averages because they relied on "selfreported" statistics (lel)
>>5197533
Grindr. He knew a lot of people from when I went to a private elementary school so it was cool to see those people again.
>>5197576
>"studies" made by white men
hmm
>>5197595
Actually its a combination of 20 recent studies from a wide range of different researchers. Nice try though, vindictive dicklet.
>>5197557
I'm not in NC... in a state near by that also has a Piedmont area. But I do know a lot of great folks involved with that group. If I suits you and yours, maybe I will see you both at future events :).
>>5197575
For some reason all the dungeons or swinger clubs etc I've been to never seem to have creepers. At least not many of them.
>>5197576
>mfw my 5.6 incher is larger than 65% of the population
wot
>>5197550
>iktf :(((((((((((
Will I ever find a bf?
>>5197540
I haven't opened skype in months, last time i did it attacked me with over 10000 messages of group convos, had to forcibly shut it down. Never again
>>5197616
idk
depends on your personality
>>5197605
>For some reason all the dungeons or swinger clubs etc I've been to never seem to have creepers
I'm sure you fit right in, Mexicunt.
>>5197616
yes, stop hiding your face behind your phone, and you might.
>>5197550
Arbeit macht frei~
Unless you never want to be free
Now bend down and blow me. Schnell!
>>5197616
I'd be your boyfriend...
>>5197533
>Having a bf
#justfirstworldthings
>>5197576
>length, cm
What's that in freedom units?
>>5197629
One inch is 2.5 cm
>>5197533
uhh, never
hopefully soon though
hopefully
Just messaged someone for the first time on a dating app, and my heart is racing while waiting for a response. Tell me to stop being such a faggot and calm down, gaygen.
>>5197635
your life depends on him wanting your cock
nothing could matter more
>>5197629
use google ya dummy.
But the 25% mark is 4.7 inches, the 50% mark is almost exactly 5.1 inches, the 75% mark is 5.5.
>>5197635
become outcome independent.
>>5197626
STOPP! O//O
You're making me even more depressed.
>>5197575
>creeper fest
There might be some ppl into stuff that you aren't into... so if that's how you define "creepy" then maybe. If you mean "are ppl touching me without permission or violating me?"... then no... they are gay leather: you have to operate by a code of conduct.
>>5197256
how did North Korea even take part in this survey? And why did Kim give his country such a shit size? He could have just lied and given North Korea the world's biggest average penis.
>>5197533
I ugh, squandered it hard. He worked at a shop I'd go into, and I went on a couple of dates with him, but then my head went screwy and I sort of retreated into myself for a while. We were never an item kind of thing, but we probably would've been.
>>5197651
(its an obseleted and debunked survey that is completely unsupported + possibly racist)
>>5197627
What do you look like?
>>5197644
But anon, it is the other way around. I want him to give me his. Well, maybe. At least I hope so. It was a profile that actually wanted dating, so they didn't really give details about their preference. Honestly I don't even give a fuck, I'd take a new friend at this point because I'm feeling pretty pathetic and lonely lately.
>>5197645
>use google ya dummy.
It's ironic that I use the metric system myself.
This shows that I'm on 4chan too much.
>>5197622
That burger looks delicious
Do you guys with boyfriends/husbands ever flirt with others?
I miss flirting with guys...
>>5197669
I bet you'd find it even more delicious if it was made you little boys.
>>5197678
>you
*of
Fugg, I'm too tired to competently bully gg tripfags today.
>>5197658
So it's western propaganda designed to tarnish the true glory of Best Korea?
Typical.
>>5197616
You look hairy.
I like hairy.
So, odds are, yes you will find bf.
>>5197673
Only with girls, and only when I'm drunk. I'm not even bi I think it's just some weird self hate thing where I need to pretend to be manly and straight or some stupid shit like that.
>>5197692
>Commie gay
Reminder that communist societies are more homophobic than capitalist ones
>>5196964
I'm not afraid of anything.
>>5197669
anime burgers always do
>>5197694
>Like people who'll accost me.
>Follow me around, or hit on me persistently.
that's a pretty big no-no. The only thing worse than that is publicly outing someone. Both those will basically get you black balled.
Updated completely scientific penis size chart
If you put numbers in coloured columns it makes it science
>>5197708
Me too.
If I'm really messy, my friends used to have to pull me away from hitting on random girls. I just find it more fun, because they're so much more beta.
>>5197730
>implying there are whites in canada
canada is just a chinese colony desu
>>5197730
>>5197616
Yes anon, you seem pretty cute even though I can only see half your fucking face.
>tfw no hairy bf to cuddle with on a cold sunday night
>>5197730
guaranteedreplies.png
just put your tiny 1 inch dick in a chastity cage already
>>5197727
I can't tell if she's resting her breasts on the table or not.
>>5197747
>>tfw no hairy bf to cuddle with on a cold sunday night
iktf
>>5197056
Are you Asian?
>>5197763
same here, that cold hard feel
>>5197749
I'd like to do this to Maki-chin. I bet he'd start humping my leg like the pathetic dog he is.
