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Who /fat/ here?
First for [REMOVE CIRCE].
>>5180487
wtf is this
>>5180494
not any more!
who /crushinghardonsomeonewhowontgiveyouthetimeoftheday/ here?
>>5180505
I'll never be not fat
I don't have the willpower
>>5180494
I wish I was fat t b h
losing weight is so much easier than gaining weight
>>5180496
its my singing desu
>>5180488
Lesbians can't be this cute though.
>>5180506
me desu
>>5180495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pb82BM4rKg
>>5180512
"singing"
It sounded like some insanity.
>>5180509
Why dont you try just cutting out fizzy drinks? Its a small step, but it will help a LOT, and is a nice way to practice flexing your selfcontrol!
See if you can do it for just one week - we all have to start somewhere.
>>5180511
kinda agree to be fair
i ate 2 steaks + a burger today for supper, I feel ill
is it true that zombii and feelgood ran away to london together? thats what i heard anyway
>>5180517
>no lisp
>no fem
>warmly romantic accent
fuck me pls
>>5180495
who dat?
>tfw no cute twink bf to show my family
>>5180525
oh yeah?
and where did you 'hear' that?
>>5180526
>too bad he turned out to be a nigger
update needed. what has happened?
Anybody with experience being in a gay LDR?
I'm currently in one and being with him is all I want in the world right now.
>>5180524
I know, right? Forcing yourself to eat sucks.
I've been thinking about start drinking my calories but I've been looking at shakes and they all look nasty.
Wanting to be big and buff while hating most food is suffering ;_;
>>5180504
No im just trying to say that you should try to fucking enjoy life not meaning giving up your degree but meaning that you should also do things you enjoy not only studying, its not worth living. like would you give up your bf just because of uni?
>>5180535
someone got his instagram account or something like that and he was, like, black.
>>5180524
I hope you didn't cook those steaks a second over rare.
I spend so much money on steak that it's starting to worry me ;_;
>>5180495
Obviously HIV ridden.
>>5180539
http://scoobysworkshop.com/protein-powder/
>>5180536
Yeah, he left me for someone else after 2 and a half years. I don't recommend it desu
>>5180536
yeah. It worked for a while then it stopped working.
Mostly because he was fucking other people on the side.
But I've heard of some people having LDR who ended up getting together and married and all that stuff.
Each case is different
>>5180533
zombii told me while he was camming for me on skype once
>>5180511
No it isnt retard, why do you think there is a multi billion weigh loss industry but no weight gain industry hmm?
>>5180545
>>5180562
>>5180565
see
>>5180542
>>5180562
gaining weight =/= getting fat
>>5180482
>>5180494
useless piece of shits
>>5180545
I only eat steak medium
How does that make you feel?
>>5180495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wG8wa0lpqa
>>5180590
>fagvoice
lol
My fiancé's singing-
Another Omar Rodriquez song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01WxDZ2G4zG
>>5180590
aced post pics
>>5180551
I'm actually not too worried about him cheating on me. We belong to a very unique fetish and he told me he can't date someone who doesn't have it, so I think I might actually be safe in that regard
>>5180556
I don't think he'll be fucking people on the side. I certainly won't but I just don't think he will. Maybe I'm naive though
>>5180597
Seconded
>>5180596
I like how you're like "let's all do that singing thing again" just so you can attention whore
>>5180529
Do you have a scottish accent?
>>5180605
Now that I've seen what a cute lil guy you are I can't take you seriously when you say shit like that. It's too adorable.
>>5180599
>2015
>not supporting feminism
>>5180599
>someone thought this was funny enough to make
>other people actually find this funny enough to repost
fuck off
>>5180597
find me on steam bby
>>5180542
Deleted my post.
This is what I was trying to get at earlier when I gave you those questions.
I wholeheartedly agree with you about not giving up your life. I've been doing this for 4 years now. Once I turned 24, two months ago, I realized that I gave up so much of my god damn fucking time. Missed funerals, birthdays, family events, spending time with friends, etc and with it my motivation and happiness.
Now I'm just ready to start my life again.
>>5180599
>hahaha I'm original and edgy
>>5180604
post pics qt3.14
>>5180618
steam is 4 nerdz
>>5180590
It's because it's incredibly fucked up. Also .
>>5180615
Cute people can't eat rare steak?
Wasting good meat is a crime no matter what you look like
>>5180626
>hahahaf im so edgy I'll call them trannies I bet that'll do it
Inb4 triggered
Hey guys, hows everyone's life. Haven't been around in a while. Anyone die while I was gone?
>>5180629
qties are supposed to eat salads
>>5180626
you seem to be an obese neckbeard.
ill piss in ur eyes bitch stfu
>>5180636
Reminder that shep is literally a jew and will eat your babies
fuck you all
>>5180636
swede dead
I stopped being anonymous
sadfrog is missing
maki is being autistic as always
a tranny claims their gay now and keeps coming here and posting stupid shit.
>>5180636
>hows everyone's life
Bleak.
>>5180513
wat r u talking about. Lesbians are always cute.
>>5180610
no. texan but sound gay.
>>5180646
nvm
>>5180642
>>5180650
post vocaroo
Texas are the best race in USA
>>5180642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Er4ttLkjK3
<3
>>5180636
>hows everyone's life
empty of meaning and lacking direction, as always
>>5180642
Reminder that froggywoggy is a jew and will eat your babies
>>5180646
So nothing's changed then? Great!
I just ended up on here right now because I'm in a room with a lot of lgbtq* people on tumblr, and so I needed to balance out the room.
>>5180648
i thought lesbians were just a myth
>>5180650
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KPpBn5IxMs
>>5180654
jej
>>5180652
Post more qt furpix pls
>>5180662
pls fart and make them smell it
>>5180662
>lgbtq*
>people
>>5180664
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KPpBn5IxMs
Holy fuck you sound gay.
>>5180664
you sound way too american
it's almost gross desu
>>5180675
>Tumblr
>People
>>5180677
he doesn't sound gay at all, lbr
that's not gay voice. that's just american accent, and it's shitty.
>>5180677
It's just the way We are
>>5180679
I think moving to america fucked up my accent desu
>>5180664
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rMGNCwxySW
Trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers
>>5180650
Steers and queers, anon. Which one are you?
>>5180629
If I like eating it that way how is it a waste? I've tried rare, I didn't like it. That's that.
And no, it's the tough talk that's adorable.
>>5180636
just got home from work, making a gundam
feel p good desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fTfL0cO9x7
>posting gay furries
Where the barafags to counter this faggotry?
Ok, so I have a question that it would be helpful to get an answer to, as I've booked a doctors appointment on monday now.
When you are flaccid, and if you press your thumb and index finger slightly above the base of your dick (if you are uncut please pull the foreskin back), and you do a kegel, do you feel anything in your dick. Can you move it, do you feel it budge, etc. Please report back anything.
>>5180517
yeah, I personally don't mind Circe. Other than his tripname is a fucking pain b/c I don't have the keyboard for the e+accent mark. Several ppl on here are much more annoying than Circe plus you could easily filter the comments out.
Also noticed, you said "her." I have to force myself to use "him" b/c in my mind I really do gender him as a her.
>>5180687
you wanna fuck his voice qtpersian?
Said I was going to start going to the gym today but my roommate pissed me off and I lost motivation to do anything
Help me /gg/, you're my only hope.
>>5180694
pls no.
>>5180694
barafurry?
>>5180687
thx bby!
>>5180636
I look so great!
ive just been looking at myself in the mirror in surprise for like 10min
this is so weird! And good! But also weird!
>>5180687
>I'd fuck that shit
>and I'm 100% straight you know
How fucked up is that I wish someone would say that about me?
>>5180525
I so wish this were true. They would make such a cute couple
>>5180709
please aced has been known to turn straight guys gay, it's nothing new.
>>5180696
It tenses up or moves a bit.
>>5180700
stop looking for excuses for not going to the gym
>>5180690
so it's only "talking tough" if you look fragile and dainty?
Would you rather I started using emoticons and typing like a high school girl to cover up for the fact I still have a dick like circé?
>>5180714
yeah totally not what I was talking about
I don't want to have these feels anymore
what's the cure to gayness
>>5180709
straight guys are the only real guys.
>>5180532
>tfw no Maki
Why do you keep posting pictures of anime girl and you write like a femboy but you have 4 inch dick
>>5180727
omg no bully
>>5180720
No it's talking tough even if you can back it up but with you in particular it's adorbz. It makes me wanna hold you down and tickle you to interrupt your anger/frustration with adorable giggles.
>>5180724
just start fucking with women
vagina is an acquired taste
>>5180726
I want to be a girl so bad
>>5180707
Who exactly are you? Should I know who you are without a trip?
>>5180726
This is so true and it hurts so much.
>>5180734
i just want to be straight.
>>5180740
nope!
im 100% anonymous
>>5180724
Anon, it's okay being gay is honestly a blessing if you're not dumb about it, have anything you need to get off your chest?
>>5180709
straight guys can be qt
>>5180727
because he's a kek
>>5180708
Woof Woof
>>5180710
Post dick then we can talk
>>5180729
>It makes me wanna hold you down and tickle you to interrupt your anger/frustration with adorable giggles.
>>5180733
>You gotta work your ass for that stuff to do its job
so it is harder. Why are we arguing if we agree?
>>5180750
Oh boy! Congratulations on your anonymity!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rOkQRfHx75
>>5180734
I wanna be a qt straight grill.
>>5180726
>straight guys are the only real guys.
Unless you're talking about straights from 1950 I have no rason to believe you at all.
>>5180752
d'aww
>>5180743
>tfw you can see a bunch of straight guys playing football from your window and just watch them and cry
>>5180756
ok I didn't understand half the things you said.
>>5180756
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rOkQRfHx75
>for some reason I don't sound even remotely effeminate
Try again cockgobbler.
>>5180756
I want to fuck your accent
>>5180731
trust me. I've tried
>>5180751
I have no bf you dirty furryposter
>realise i cant keep crushing on people ill never have
>make a resolution of meeting more gay people
>succeed over a period of months in doing this
>now i crush on gay people ill never have
why cant i just be attractive
>>5180714
how the fuck can someone who is a furry turn anyone gay? He should be turning ppl the opposite of what he is.
>>5180765
I don't believe you
>>5180758
Me too. Straight girls are so fucking lucky, I cannot fucking stand it. The jealousy is too much.
>>5180765
>You will never throw the old pigskin around with Chad-senpai
>>5180783
Even average straight girls can get super qt straight men, it's not fair.
>>5180765
uuugh I wish someone had forced me to play sports when I was growing up.
I've tried to learn by myself but I'm just shit at them.
And here it's like the only way to get other guy friends.
One time they invited me to play and I said 'yes' thinking that it couldn't be too bad.
It was the most embarrassing experience of my life. They literrally asked me to leave because I was just so bad.
>>5180782
I mean I don't cry but I can see them from my window and I do watch them and get a little sad
>>5180768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dDrrNeGfFU
>>5180786
>Even average straight girls can get super qt straight men
So. much. fucking. this.
Holy shit I envy them so much.
And they can even get pregnant if they want to keep the guy for life.
It's not faaaaiiirrrrr
>>5180791
Why can't straight guys just treat my tight lil boypussy like a vagina? ;-;
>>5180797
no, you don't sound gay whatsover. sounds like an average guy to me.
>>5180800
I wish that 'a hole is a hole' thing was actually true.
>>5180524
I don't drink any soda
>>5180800
This thread has gotten ridiculously pathetic. Not all gay guys act like stereotypes, you lot are just romanticizing something that will literally never happen. Get the fuck over it.
>>5180809
Stop it. It will happen. I will marry a straight man and he will love me and take care of me and be protective of me.
>>5180809
>you lot are just romanticizing something that will literally never happen
Evryone does this, Anon. Even straights.
It's normal.
>>5180800
because it's not a vagina you dumb fuck
>>5180809
>Not all gay guys act like stereotypes
I read that a lot on the internet yet I never see it in real life.
>>5180820
It's practically a vagina ;_;
>>5180827
That's because you don't notice the gays that don't act gay, you just assume they're straight.
Last day I'll see my crush or be able to have a conversation with him will be tomorrow. And I'll hardly be able to talk to him in private.
Moving on from a relationship I was never in is too hard.
>>5180800
Why can't gay guys all be really cute submissive bottoms like Circé?
>>5180841
Because I'm cuter than him?
>>5180833
>Last day I'll see my crush or be able to have a conversation with him will be tomorrow. And I'll hardly be able to talk to him in private.
Enjoy it while you can.
Fate didn't grant me that chance.
>>5180833
I went there last week, Anon. Still having delusions that he's secretly interested in me and we'll be together one day.
At least I can keep tabs on him through FB.
>>5180727
Im all man baby.
I like maki shes my soulmate
Id tear your bp up with my cock
>>5180751
Wanna fug?
>>5180849
my bf's dick is twice the size of yours ;)
>>5180832
which is really fucked up because they probably assume I'm straight as well and so we'll never find each other.
>>5180852
But aced you seem really cute...
I like your furry images they make me laugh tbqh...
>>5180854
Im not a slut tbqh
>>5180849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fcXb71UMbz
MAKIIIII
>>5180854
aww :( . Was this the guy from work? Soda guy or something?
>>5180867
If you're the one whining about how straight guys won't treat your bp like an actual pussy then you're probably actually a super flamer 'mathc4mathc' type desu.
>>5180854
Mine's a straight Christian. All his friends at uni are part of the Christian society.
I have absolutely no hope. He's not even "objectively" attractive, I just think he's really cute for some reason.
>>5180874
No, that's another anon.
In any case, I'd prefer to be the top, even with a straight guy.
>>5180829
you're practically a vagina
grow a pair you pussy
>>5180873
ugh yes :'(
stephen the dairydeli guy aka future husband
some customers were blocking the doors to the back and we were trying to get out, i was carrying a box and he had a u-boat full of eggs
and he like looked at me and smile and laughed a little b/c it was ridiculous
and he was like "do you need to get out" and i was like "yeah but i can wait you go first" and he was like "nah you can get through, go ahead" and i was like thanks" and i smiled at him
ffffff
i heard a coworker come up to him like "hey steve" so at least i was able to confirm stephen is actually his name lol
>>5180870
Hey sweet pea how are you?
>>5180590
>complains about a trip fag getting attention
>goes out his way, while using a trip, to RECORD his complaints so we HAVE to hear their voice
>>5180890
so what about all this makes you think there is no way he'd be interested in you?
>>5180854
My crush absolutely hates me
>>5180895
yeah, kinda this. What is with everybody doing vocaroos all of a sudden anyway
How do I force myself not to eat when I'm not hungry, as in when it's just my appetite and not my hunger?
gib tips bls
>tfw guys find you hot
>tfw have low sex drive
Does anyone wanna trade?
>>5180923
ayy me too
>>5180797
you do.
>>5180804
stop lying to him.
>>5180919
drink water
if that doesn't work, drink coffee
if that doesn't do the trick, smoke cigarettes on top of it
>>5180903
i dunno i like smile at him all the time but he never does
and he seems pretty friendly and sociable with everyone else, i saw him give one of my coworkers a high five before we left and i know they've never even spoken before
desu i feel like i'm kinda creepy or something
>>5180923
So you're a christian woman?
>>5180945
What.
Can someone post a youtube video of a supposedly straight acting gay guy? How about a gay fratboy type?
Unicorn tales.
>>5180945
Uh.. no?
Are you jelly anon?
>>5180953
Get OOOOUUT, yid.
>>5180943
Do you know if he's gay? Does he know that you are gay?
>guess I should've asked this from the start.
You don't seem like the creepy type but then "here" isn't real life with someone you're smitten over.
>>5180956
>gay fratboy
funny, i've been to a gay frat
they're all campy as hell and lots of twinks and chubs
>>5180797
all british people sound gay
>>5180932
ok, so i forgot a "think" big deal.
>>5180956
>tfw straight acting because im straight
>gays can't read the fact that im bi slut since I am straight
>will always be alone
Im at the mall right now
How do I get bf? Its easy to get sex with opposite because they all want pooty but how do I approach a random gay guy?
I just want to suck a cock and have it rub on my lips. In straight though because I've never done it
>>5180972
wtf? no they dont
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkO66pI7rR0
>>5180966
i heard him talk one and i swear he had super gay voice, which is what gave me hope in the first place
but now that i've actually spoken to him, he definitely does not so i must have overheard someone else
also we aren't so much coworkers as we just work in the same building so i literally have no occasion to interact with him so like
small talking n shit prob won't ever happen
so i doubt he knows my name let alone that i'm gay (for certain at least, i'm sure he could guess. let's be real, i'm not exactly masc4masc)
it's not that serious
he's just real qt
>>5180968
>gay frat
That's obviously not the kind of frat I'm talking about.
>>5180913
Mine doesn't even know I exist, we worked in the same firm 4 years ago. He's a fit straight guy, studying to be a nurse and working part time as a pt. thank god for internet stalking.
>>5180956
Does this count
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuqnyuMOv-A
>>5180986
do you eat lunch @ work?
you could sit together?
>>5180981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17lncZSFLsg
>>5180982
all of those voices and accents sound extremely effeminate and gay. every time I hear british accent i assume they are gay. it does not help that all brits are afraid of their own shadow
>>5180999
Im in public I can't listen to those family
>>5180913
Sounds cute, so long as he's a chilled out degenerate.
Mine would never get physical with me, but my chest gets real heavy if I get to touch his hand in class, or my face gets close to his.
>>5181000
http://vocaroo.com/
>>5180923
>Does anyone wanna trade?
not really but how about:
>have extremely high libido
>get PA piercing
>start having (multiple) orgasms BEFORE ejaculating
>hurts too much to continue
>don't ejaculate for about 3 days
>horniness will not go away
>finally ejaculate but dick hurts like hell
I'm glad I'm not with someone... would have probably become a raving thirsty bottom
>>5180996
i take my lunch at like 6 usually, way before he gets in (and half the time he doesn't even work on that day i'm at that store)
though one time he covered the night shift guy and i walked in on him lying on the couch in the break room watching wendy williams
which also made me think he was a homo
>>5181008
That's a cute pic
>>5180995
sounds like this guy.
looking for a bro to charge my crystals up with
>>5180590
The faggot who drew this obviously never read a book in his entire life.
>>5181023
>gay "men"
fucking women. horoscopes and fucking crystals and auras and shit. fockin ell.
>>5181015
you should hit on him puppers
>>5181024
>he fucks the dog
Wish I was his dog tbqh.
>>5181014
I haven't had an ejaculation in, either three or four weeks now. I can't remember
>>5181024
the store employee's breaks are scheduled, and he usually gets in within the hour before i go home
i think the next time i work dairy i might feign some shit like "oh i can't find this new yogurt, could you help me~" (even though i would obv know where it was b/c it'd be hard not to lol), but i get a dairy set like once ever 4 months so it might be a while before i can put that plan into effect
>>5181043
i'm not that brave
i'd rather just have an excuse to talk to him to break the ice like above
>>5181037
FOOKIN' 'ELL
>>5181024
I
What
Really
>>5180923
>tfw guys find you hot
>tfw also neurotic so can't into normal relationships at all
>>5181046
Run up to him, pull his pants down and start sucking his dick. He'll know how you feel then
>>5181065
i literally would love that
he's so attractive
and half the time he's squatting and
he got da booty
anyway that's enough of me rambling about some guy i've spoken like three sentences to
how is everyone else today?
>>5180981
you said I was cute two threads ago.
p sure that's gay
>>5181015
>wendy williams
dammit pup. why didn't you just ask him if he was a fan right then and there? Then use it to start up a convo. :P
Next time tease him... Tell him that you saw him watching Wendy Williams and you didn't know he was such a huge fan blah blah. Try to ease the convo into who is attractive at work... or has he ever tried to date someone from work. Something to find out if he is/was involved with someone and sexual preferrence.
>>5181043
I first read this as
"you should hit him with poppers"
>>5181071
Mediocre
I decided I would try to lose weight again
>>5181075
that was like
months ago lol
i'm an outside contractor
so there's this weird schism between the store employees and the outsiders
they for the most part completely ignore us, even when like i say good morning to them when they come in n shit
there's a couple that are nice and chat a little at the other stores i work at but for the most part we're like lepers
it's funny b/c i know a lot of their names n shit but they just like see right through me
>>5181082
i'm sorry you aren't feelin great, but i'm sure if you're disciplined and keep at it, you can do it. good luck anon
>going to show big brother new desktop build I'm about to order the parts to
>forgotten uTorrent in the background
>""GAY FRATERNITY X - BREED PRETTY BOY HOLE" is complete" popup in the lower corner
>shouts "L-LOOK AWAY F-FUC"
>tries to cover the screen and hit the off button at the same time
>hits it with such force that I tip it over the edge down onto the floor
>it breaks
>brother is shocked
>then starts laughing loudly while walking out of my room
d-d-do you think he saw?
>>5181091
i've never done poppers
the only people online/apps that i see talking about them are like "pigfukker69 raw top only nsa" guys and it really killed any interest i might have had (not that i actually had interest)
>you could get the bf of your dreams if you literally once tried to do something in your life
>>5181089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12t4dRjo71I
Its a me, (cuc kio)
>>5181089
he saw
>>5181101
"poppers" ?
>>5181089
This is why I don't bring my laptop in to university. I'm too lazy to organize gay porn, so it's scattered fucking everywhere, even among my school work.
>>5181023
What a shame. He had a body that I'd fuck with the lights almost off/highly dimmed.
>>5181103
what a stupid fucking laugh, haha.
>>5181089
tfw this is my fear
>>5181105
are you even gay?
>>5181111
I mean, usually.
>tfw will never get drunk at a party
>will never see an obvious gay guy
>not a flamer or anything but well dressed obviously gay
>i wll never go up to him and start chatting
>We will never go on to the topic of homosexuality
>I tell him im straight but willing to experiment
>we will never go to the laundry room of the house and make out while he's touching my muscles and feeling up my fur
>i will never have gay panic in between the makeout seshion
>he will never calm me and say it's ok but he's just happy to be with a straight guy plus he's drunk off of three craft beers and a shot while ive been drinking for a few hours
>i will never feel up his tight butt once I've accepted that this is fun because he helped me through my gay panic
>he gets a text from his friends saying heh has to go
>We exchange numbers a kiss and a really long hug and go about our ways
Why does this never happen ever to me?
>>5181072
You are hot tho tbqh
You have a sexy body and a tough attitude.
>tfw you make him shoot blanks
It's a good feel. :^)
>>5181111
It's "genderqueer," you shitlord.
Sexuality is a spectrum, "gay" people don't even exist. Ugh.
>>5181122
jungle juice
>>5181088
ah ok. Damn. If I lived in LA I would wingman for you...
>but then if I was in LA I would probably be hitting on you.
>>5181125
>tfw you cum in her pussy
its good feel (:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeCUZGRmMt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL2JHb_-8CI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd3gw3caSEk
>the lesbians sound like average straight girls
>the gay guys are obviously gay
why does this happen?
>>5181105
sodium nitrate? i think? some kind of nitrate idr
they're sold at sex shops, or sometimes in stores where they're labeled like air fresheners or something
you inhale it and it's supposed to make you a horny bitch but i've heard from lots that it'll just give you a headache and not work
>>5181129
aw anon that's sweet in a couple ways :')
