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old thread >>5150131
No Drama
No Bullying
No *actions*
Lets do our best girls!~
>>5151839
i remember back in middle school a group of random high schoolers tp'd my house. except it was mostly the big tree in my front yard.
>>5151848
more like treep'd
>>5151853
heh nice one
post below this has cooties!!!
>>5151839
Woah what the fuck this isn't /x/! Don't post spoopy ghosts, take it down.
it's not halloween until you've gotten into a screaming fight with your girlfriend/boyfriend about plans while you're both dressed up as frankensteins or some shit.
>>5151853
truggerded
>>5151839
your costume reminds me of the episode of buffy where everyone's costumes become real and willow dressed slutilly but then changed her mind and threw a sheet over herself to be a ghost and then she became a real ghost but was wearing her slutty outfit
Jocelyn is Perez Hilton
9/11 was an inside job
>>5151861
hey hey hey, BoOoBOo!
I have a ?'s 4 u!
why is jocelyn still alive
my teeth are hurting so much its making me want to cry
>>5151844
>if
that's the problem these days tbh
this is going to be what I look like after I've lost the weight
>>5151879
now u know what bubs are going on about
yoga pants + dildo packer = trap costume
yes or no?
>>5151879
nigga u gotta floss
also try oil pulling
>>5151889
I got an acoustic guitar, how do I play
>>5151890
>mfw this scares me
>the opposite of what i want to be
>REEEEEEE
>>5151897
strum!!!!
>>5151904
pick?
>>5151914
oil pulling will help with the pain
>>5151906
if you want to!
>>5151914
do both anyway
just make sure you have real floss and real olive oil
>>5151923
tell me your guetar playing sekrets chicken legs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOoMV8eDpS4
which trip does this remind you of
>>5151936
Jocelyn since he likes to dress up at these faggot cons
>>5151942
>hons mad at hons
>>5151936
NOTICE ME SENPAI NOTICE MEEEEEE
... idunno.
>>5151924
Btw were canon otp now huehuehue we can be weebs 2gethuur now wo any gross anons
>>5151936
is that Sonic IRL?
>>5151936
Bexe
>look at biweekly paycheck
>didn't make nearly as much because i was with bae, definitely missed out on money
>he's started to get jealous/clingy about what i do for work but says "oh i'll get used to it..."
>have to go down there for halloween this weekend and i'll be losing more money
>he's already told his fam and friends everything about me including that i'm a trans camgirl
>he talks about how much he cares about me and how much i mean to him
>mfw
i am seriously an inch away from messaging this guy like "i'm sorry i won't be coming over.........ever again."
i know i promised mtfg that i wouldn't break this guy's heart but like last weekend i felt a lil insecure with him and generally he's just fucking with my money and i'm starting to feel unhappy. like going to see him feels like a fucking chore. i need help here. what do?
>>5151934
idk
i just
kinda do it?
>>5151936
Oryx because autism
>>5151959
>what do?
post butt
>>5151959
I mean...you've been together how long? And you're already unhappy? You either talk to him about it and let him know you're negative feelings or you break it off. No sense staying in a bad relationship, everyone loses in the end. Not to say it isn't reparable though.
>>5151960
make gif of you playing guetar!!!
>>5151959
i would make out with my ex if given the opportunity, trust nothing i say
BUT it sounds like the relationship isn't working out. You need someone who understands that you value your job, it's your income and you're not ashamed of doing it. If he can't get on board then you can neither afford to be with him nor enjoy spending all your time with him.
>>5151959
i generally find friendships a chore. I don't have much free time and don't want to spend my only hour talking to someone while in a bad mood. Maybe you are just better off single. Maybe your career is conflicting with this.
I dont know maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn.... i just wanna sleep.
>>5151959
why do you pretend to have relationships? just fuck them and leave them, different dick each week and everyone's happy
>>5151959
this is why you should never tell anyone you're trans, or be a camgirl.
went to bdubs tonight
got ghost pepper wings
15
all my regret
sup /transgen/
ate some edibles
now I'm high
goddamn legal weed turning me into a degenerate
at least im not a slut like mtfg
>>5151986
its what people did four thousands of years
I dreamed about my friend last night
9/10 dream too
>>5151992
nothing wrong with weed so long as you treat it similar to alcohol. there's a time and place for it. if you feel like a degenerate maybe take a break for a bit.
>>5151965
that doesn't help me anon!!!
>>5151969
>>5151971
i do agree with you both, but i guess i just don't even know what to say. this week i had to work way more than normal to compensate for my time off and he was like pouty and unhappy and like jealous. which made me fucking feel bad, and because i was on so much more than usual i made less money. so i feel like if i were to say "i need more time to myself to work etc" he would like cry or be depressed or want to stop seeing each other anyways sigh
>>5151972
i honestly am happier when i'm single, or at least in the long run. i was super happy with this guy but then he started fucking with my life and my financial well being and all that shit and now i'm trying to fight the urge to dump him over text this very second. UGHHHH
>>5151973
>>5151980
IDK WHY I DO THIS TO MYSELF like i always think 'it would be nice to have a bf i'm tired of dating' and then i go get a bf and remember 'i don't have time for a bf and i'm happier when i'm single' it's a fucking cycle!!!!
>>5152002
I know how to handle weed pretty well I think. I only use it before I sleep, so I was half joking really
pretty harmless eithee way compared to other stuff like oxy or meth
>>5152009
But you kind of need to say "i need more time to myself to work" because that seems to be a sticking point? Like if he can't handle that you need to adjust your balance back towards work a little for the long term then he's not a long term sort of boy.
>>5151970
took me 19 hours tbh
>>5152017
Those shoulders
>>5152020
Idgi they look fine?
>>5152021
>broad shoulders look fine
>>5152017
I'm pretty jelly right now.
I bought a ukelele recently to try and learn it..
>tfw hands too big for uke
>tfw playing anything is impossible
>>5152006
Ur tsun tsun attitude just keeps me coming back for more miss weeb
>>5152024
aww uke is fun tho
i got big hands and its not hard, idk
>>5152017
damm booboo those are wicked shredz
>>5152028
i couldn't get the gif to go long enough for maxx shredz so thats what i gave u
am i doing it right
>>5152026
yeah your hands look pretty delicate.
I have true manhands, huge with veins and everything. I need to buy the largest size uke probsbly (I bought the medium)
>>5152033
Yes your edginess is right
>>5152033
are you *trying* to appeal to chasers?
>>5152036
they're big but my fingahs is long and spidery
im srry you're have a hard time with the uke ;-;
>>5152031
now tell me you sekrets!!!!
>>5152037
ok
>>5152041
>lady
>>5152044
they did.
>>5152047
nah. guys would have to be full blown gay to ever be interested in me.
>>5152050
idk you just gotta shred 'tar u kno?
>>5152044
They look to be 17 or 18" which is pretty broad for a trans girl
boring af thread. post pics trannyfags
Have you explored the garden of forbidden love today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SugGPQanWtg
>>5152059
i wanna get one too. i can get one hella cheap with my discount at work too. i should JUST DO IT
>>5152049
musically, I get it. Ive been playing the piano my whole life.
that's part of the reason why my hands are so manly I think, also why im a fast typer too.
I just need a growth ray to grow all the cute things I want to have so they match my proportions
>>5152058
>shred 'tar
wuuuuut?
>>5152065
>>>/u/
>>5152064
These kind of pics?
>>5152064
All the regulars are gone
Booger detransed found a bf
Maki got scared away and I doubt well ever see him again. He also said he had a gf on gaygen
Cheskas gone because of whatever reason
The anons can't really get involved in this circlejerk
>>5152071
These kind of pics?
>>5152076
I miss cheska
>>5152009
>IDK WHY I DO THIS TO MYSELF
it's more like why are you doing it to these guys. you just keep doing the same shit over and over again so you're just fucking with dudes and then coming here to act like you're the victim when you're pretty much always the problem in these stories
>>5152065
>>5151959
You sound like a whore tbh.
good morning/afternoon/evening ladies
i just woke up, i'm so lazy
how are we all doing right now?
>>5152066
Do you work at Guitar Center or a music store?
I'd love to work at one and get to jam in the sound-proof rooms.
also
>shred 'tar
I'm totally using this from now on <3
>>5152076
>tfw all the good trips became normies
>>5152076
>all the regulars
elanna
pookie
ufufu
bexe
frog
>>5152080
>>5151890
where did you get this picture of me
>>5152057
cmon rawr don't make me filter the MD5s of metal gear reactions
What's your costume for Halloween mtfg?
I thinking since this that time of year for girls to dress slutty and get away with it I'm going as a playboy bunny or a sexy cat woman.
>>5152100
>LADY
>>5152041
Okay. Better man or boogiepop phantom orrrr paranoia agent, any one of those are good animes and my waifu should be obvious bb
>>5152104
this guy
>easy mode
>>5152096
Now
Were in a new era
>>5152104
i'm going as an overweight nerdy faggot
oh wait
>>5152093
I'm starting to get tired and snuggly
>>5152105
>anon
>tfw u forget to take ur morning mones
I shoulda got an implant...
>>5152119
I'd crawl into bed and snuggle you to sleep
>>5152121
>tfw too poor to get mones and haven't been taking them
>>5152121
>tfw you just took your E and now feel lewd as fuck
>>5152119
a-are you only snuggly when you're tired, E?
i'm snuggly all the time.. ;w;
>>5152070
I already go there tho
>>5152088
Pic related
>>5152096
>tfw you're now an mtfg regular
What the fuck am I doing with my life
>>5152094
yeah im an ASS MNGR soon to be administrative manager or something. its okay. the discount is nice tho.
post pics if you're a hon
>>5152136
ok
>>5152096
thanks fam
>>5152076
>mfw i post literally every single thread
who the FUCK are you anon
>>5152108
your waifu has to accept the proposition and currently she does not
>>5152137
you're hot, be my gf
You're still a relatively new trip bexe, you've been posting like a year now right?
>>5152141
>gf
>g
>>5152137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYOA_ciyS6c
>>5152137
put your name back on so i can filter you, fgt
>>5152133
>ASS MNGR
heh, does it say that on your name tag?
I'd love a job with a discount towards something I really like, I'm p jelly.
"rawr. rawr never changes."
>>5152151
go fuck yourself first tbh
>>5152121
u should like try making an alarm for your med son your phone or something
sometimes I miss just cus I get so self-hate-y and worthless feeling, rlly gotta start taking better care of myself
>>5152124
I'm gross tho
also I don't kno u and I already got my partner here for snuggles and she can be pickier than me about snuggle-buddies
>>5152130
oh no I'm like constantly snuggly and can even kinda get in my partner's way with how much I hang on her and she's just a snuggle-monster but we'd like just snuggle all day if we let ourselves so we kinda gotta be responsible and limit stuff just a bit
doesn't rlly help that I tease and seduce her at like every opportunity too
>>5152132
it's always related
>>5152138
I think they're just bullying you bexe but now I get to
*hug*
>>5152133
>ASS MNGR
ass monger
>>5152133
ass minger
what a great title
who here likes oats for breakfast? so comfortable and warm~
i like mine with soy milk and yogurt.
...post favourite breakfasts
>>5152159
i already did tho
>>5152165
Biscuits and gravy, like a real man.
>>5152154
i wish it did
i mean its an okay job but its not the kinda place i want to make a career. this is the 2nd time i'll be promoted and i havent even been there a year and im worried that two years from now i'll wake up and be a store manager or something and i wont be able to see color or taste anything anymore
>>5152162
>>5152163
yes
>>5152144
not even, i've only tripped since june or so, although i've lurked for years on and off
>>5152137
>resaving jpegs as pngs to circumvent MD5 filters
i have more than enough ram for the browser to handle this
>>5152161
<3 it's ok tho i can handle some shitposting, especially the atlus-shirt shitposting which i've saved all 2 variations of
>>5152165
farro with honey and cracked black pepper is awesome.
>>5152165
brown maple sugar oatmeal and a glass of cold milk
>>5152137
>boy
>>5152121
>pop moans and antianxiety
>usually avoid tasting them
>e is sweet, Spiro is coated
>buspar tastes like goddamn death
Aghghghghghghghghghghfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhghghghghghghghghghghghghg
>>5152185
right, man.
>>5152184
oh that sounds so good right now.
>>5152185
she does that so people like you will respond, retard
anyone else knit in mtfg?
halloween would be a pretty spoopy date to kill one'sreself on
>>5152183
o-oh
'u'
>>5152196
>she
>>5152200
Yeah it would, and it would give your life artificial meaning too
You should do it tbh
my baked brain dip tastes and looks amazing, I'll have photos tonight
>>5152218
but lodown amungst there was a silent outcry and the shock struck the multitude and no more chants returned. yet the advancement of our savior, blumissimus all around sprouting out ivy athorn and growing grand whorls of purpled and snottish roses out from the sockets of his symmetrical radiating skull arrangment, the advancement of our redeemer, cleanth yclept, was not hindered by the lowing of the bayed and cowed bussoes, and so readily he sallied with a breaker running off every streaming plindt of his rupt and burr and wept. under strumth we alfull sumeal seak his beating ninefold hearts and every heart apierce with the plums of spring, ungleate and flemmed, fully sull, so that we go under, forevermore, beneath, meneath, u n em suckin bubbles out of the brine mulperial.
>>5152001
I dreamt i was being pulled down a highway in a wagon by some hons
well I'm heading to snuggles and bed,
nighty night errbody, hope u all have sweet dreams!
>>5152226
holy shit I spent way too much trying to decipher this
don't fuckwith me ankn
>>5152235
nn eri
>>5152209
o-okay. i'll try my best, anon
>>5152238
sorry.
>>5152218
i thought you were flirting with me
now i'm disappointed
Which trip is the best flirt?
>>5152253
>haileyk
literally who
>>5152256
i'm a pretty shit flirt unless you have gigabytes of animes
>>5152257
trip on ufufu
>>5152256
Ricky makes me feel feelings because she doesn't even know how often she's flirting with me when she flirts with anons.
>>5152260
hey bby i have terabytes of anime
>>5152199
No but I embroider/use a sewing machine for various shit a lot
>>5152266
*gigabytes of anime reactions
>>5152256
elanna ofc
>>5152272
It's just weed. I'm sure you could find some if you looked around.
Where do you live?
>tfw phone decides to auto capitalize sometimes but not other times
https://www.t-nation.com/
add this to the sticky tbh
>>5152282
>you know she just realized she is a lesbian now?
for now
until she falls in love with the next boy
>>5152281
>flirting with everyone
>being the best flirt
I think those two are mutually exclusive ;~;
>>5152293
Wouldn't succesfully flirting with everyone make you the best flirt tho
>>5152291
pfft
hormones do a lotta things initially
then people settle down
your orientations is more or less set at puberty- hormones can mess them up initially, but your body adapts eventually
>>5152273
For a minute I was wondering if anybody here had any hobbies outside anime, internet, and lewd thoughts.
make anything you wear? I was thinking (too late for this year) that I could knit a scarf, hat, leg warmers, arm warmers, in house colors, make a shitty little wand, and make a cloak or something and have a ready to re-use HP house colors witch costume every Halloween, because lazy.
>>5152300
I don't know anything about Australia, but I think it's cool that depending on what time of day I check mtfg, I get people different time zones around the world.
so its morning over there, right? I'm about to go to sleep myself.
>>5152305
so you are saying this because you want to date her?
she will date who she pleases
>>5152144
>>5152096
Should replace me with bexe
I've only been here for 2 months hello
and edie still posts too
>>5152296
I will take that and run with it ^^
>>5152314
nah
it is not that I thought the poster was implying she would still date guys after coming out as gay
Does anybody write here?
I want to start writing again but I always get too nervous im writing wrong.
>>5152318
the list was in order of ow much I like the trips
>>5152329
just write
so long as it's not gay anime shit it is gonna be okay
you need to write, have it read, revise and go on
>>5152314
Some trans girls tend to go through a slut phase when starting hormones
>>5152318
I've been here less than a month, this list is unacceptable tbh ;~;
>>5152266
Fuck off anon she's mine
>>5152300
haileyk x kit
>>5152344
Awe anon
^//////^;
<3
>>5152138
Wait wut preposition? D;
>tfw nobody is gay for you
![74c[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1Gu35ei.gif "74c[1].gif")
>>5152351
omgomgomg did you just <3 at me?
>>5152329
I write. That's like totally normal for any creativity. You gotta just keep on doing it, good or bad.
>>5152355
Did you work out today? Still eating right?
>>5152355
>tfw nobody is straight for you
>>5152305
>tfw according to mtfg experts you actually like girls
>>5152354
is your waifu not me?
>>5152366
to be fair, you do like at least one girl
>>5152338
>tfw never have had much of a libido
>>5152364
>tfw you're a hon and you have no one
wake me up inside
>>5152364
I thought you were ammosexual attack helicopter
>>5152371
will you and faye just touch tinklers already
>>5152373
https://clyp.it/f5opnzyn
>>5152364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJdcROXeaWc
>>5152357
I-I did <3 at you. W-was that too much? o////o;
>>5152371
>tfw never have had much of a libido
I know that feel
>>5152370
All of them anons
>>5152370
hence the grin
>>5152312
it's 1 in the afternoon right now
i hope you have a nice sleep!
>>5152346
s-stop shipping me! >//<
>>5152382
you're too much of a flirt for your own good
>>5152366
I dunno it can be if you want ~ I have a soft spot in my [spoiler]kokoro[/spoiler] for qt anime shitposters
>>5152376
Nice voice is that raifu? Or..
>tfw sliding a thigh high stocking up
Oh yes.
>tfw randomly tearing up because of sudden dysphoria
I hate how much more frequent it's been getting (although thankfully entirely related to the tumor)
>>5152402
Nope, just an anon. I had that recording handy and it seemed relevant.
>tfw you get really really good weed after smoking shit for a few weeks
Aw yiss
>>5152371
iktf2
>posting Linken Park lyrics
y
>>5152373
I couldn't afford the missiles or a 30mm cannon. I could never pass as an attack helicopter without them, so I gave up.
>>5152378
You should work out before the bbq, strengthen yourself in case anyone attempts to ruin your plan. Slay all who oppose you.
>>5152380
I don't understand.
>>5152371
>>5152382
>tfw libido usually stays low but is currently in overdrive
Pls help
Send dick
>>5152403
Slut.
>>5152403
You got a boner didn't you? lol
>>5151914
Oh I know that feeling.
Wisdom tooth came in so hard that it cracked one of my bottom molars.
Yo
So I'm about to take my first estrogen dose, starting at 2mg for the first month. But the pills I have are progynova, smooth sugar-coated blue circular little pills. I'm not supposed to cut those up, right? But they're 2mg. So do I just take the whole estrogen dose in the morning, until I ramp it up to 4mg next month? Also regardless, I just swallow, right, you don't dissolve these ones in your mouth?
>>5152406
>You should work out before the bbq, strengthen yourself in case anyone attempts to ruin your plan. Slay all who oppose you.
D:
i meant plan of attack for the food
I'm going to have a burger, a sausage on bread and a sausage by itself and as much salad that I want
>>5152414
swallow a pill a day
>>5152406
Someone will be straight for you eventually? You're just a lonely loser for now.
>>5152376
lol
>>5152404
It's probably on your mind a lot more lately. Just a bit longer and the tumor will be gone though!
>>5152411
Girls can't get boners silly.
>>5152414
Post your face again please
>>5152382
i only like one anon and it is a very specific targeted like
>>5152438
it doesn't count if you namefag without a trip
>>5152426
Right in the feels.
>>5152402
Nope.
>>5152416
>bread
>>5152418
>implying I won't be a loser forever
>implying any boy will ever like me
>implying I will ever let anyone love me
>>5152419
Find a boy who's ok fucking a passing/not-passing transgirl, who's cute, and send him to me.
>>5152447
>I'll take your excess libido though :3
Be careful what you wish for, especially if you're single. This is Hell.
What ever happened to Sophie?
She's my favorite trap
This Bob Ross stream is such good internet.
What an age we live in.
>tfw ur crush goes offline
>tfw u actually kind of feel like ur gonna die but u know ur not gonna but u know ur gonna feel it anyway
kill me fam
I'm about to detransition or die tbh
>>5152467
Stop posting pics of your girlfriend Cheska.
>>5152428
Oh, I can do better than that, hun. Here's the schoolgirl costume I wore to the Halloween party this evening. Only costume I could scrape together with what I already own.
[spoiler]Who else here can say "autogynophilia" with a cock in their mouth?[/spoiler]
according to a friend one of the straightest guys there admitted to a few of them that I was confusing his dick, so that was cool, although I did get compared to Noel Fielding on three separate occasions which is weird because I really don't see it, if anybody I look more like Keiran Culkin than him
>>5152483
>>5152483
you look like a dude in a skirt.
>>5152467
WouldAGPwith/10.
>talk to bae about going over there this weekend, tell him idk if i should anymore
>basically making up shit about how we don't have a solid enough plan etc
>he starts getting really upset, starts almost crying
>"what even is this?? like what's going on right now???"
>start to talk but idk what to say
>"you mean so much to me, i don't want to lose you! i didn't know it needed to be so planned out"
>"i seriously just thought we'd see each other and like we could figure it out together...."
>he starts saying what he had planned for us to do and all that
>"is that the only reason you're saying this...?"
>start feeling awful, realize i have no idea what i'm doing
>tell him i'm worried and stressed cause of work and about how he feels about it
>"i honestly don't care that you do what you do, i told you, we had this conversation, i'll get over it"
>"i will support you with whatever you want to do, i will be there for you"
>realize the work/money stuff is my own fault and has little to do with him, and i'm just trying to run
>"you have no idea how much i care about you. i haven't felt this way in years..."
>say i know, but i'm scared that-
>feel myself tear up
>"scared that what? babe?"
>start crying a lot
>realize that i'm just scared that i'll fall for him even more and that i'll want him more
>that i'll prioritize him too much and that maybe one day he'll be gone
>that he'll leave me like my ex did
>realize i've been scared to be in a relationship with anyone because of how i loved my ex
>tell all of this to bae, and he understands
>"you know i'm not like him and i don't want to lose you..i would never hurt you..."
>"i already like.... picture my future with you in it, i want everything with you"
>"i'm in this. i am all in."
>start crying even more
>realize i'm super fucked up in general but also apologize to him for being emotional
>he just says it's ok, then tells me he really does want me to come tomorrow
>tell him i will
WELL WHO SAW THAT COMING?
>>5152497
Much easier.
i want to die but i don't want to die
i want to hug her
>>5152483
I was gonna make a Noel Fielding joke but I guess you ruined it by mentioning it.
>>5152491
Unfortunately this.
She looks like the big 17/18 year old football players that dressed up in dresses during the year 12 mufti week.
>>5152512
New trip?
What makes you psycho?
>>5152521
My sparkling personality and the fact that I can read your save files on your PS1 memory card.
>>5152534
I had never seen you before, I assumed you'd be in transition since you're a trip.
>>5152528
>not having twin snakes
>not being able to read my super Mario sunshine
>>5152534
the noel fielding thing is because your eyes look like you got up at 6am, went for a run, had breakfast, and then took a reasonable amount of speed. It's the level of energy that annoyingly healthy people have, plus the level of energy that speedy people have.
Or just, like, your eyes are a bit wide in the same way his are.
>>5152534
your face looks vaguely Noel Fielding-esque but honestly it's the fact I could easily picture Noel wearing something similar to that. On the plus side, this means you can be ol' Shrimp Eyes' wife.
