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>>5125383
That dead old hag means nothing compared to the powers of the Dark Goddesses.
What's attractive about butches?
What's attractive about androgynes?
What's attractive about femmes?
>>5125726
Femme > all
>tfw no gf
>>5126300
>tfw starting to accept that you'll die alone
>>5126319
Everyone dies alone, anon. It's the living alone part that troubles me.
>>5126352
Everyone is entitled to a gf, having gf should be a basic human right. Fuck off with your feminism to tumblr.
>>5126352
As in personal improvement? Lost weight and talking to people more.
Doesn't really lead to meeting girls though, but that's the cost of a small dating pool. Things would be different if I were straight.
>>5126412
>tfw no impregnating male privilege
Nature is sexist please ban it.
>>5126441
I would rather just kill all men so we can have our lesbian utopia.
>>5126360
pic related
>>5126380
i have the same feeling as you
i got an okcupid account but ive no idea how to talk to people at all so that's not going very well
>>5126457
>tfw God will never dick you to give birth to the new mohammed
Why live.
>>5126485
Trannies are worse than men, so no, we just need to kill them all. We can raise fat closeted FtM bulldykes to satisfy heterosexual women's desire to get raped.
>>5126513
Then into the trash you go too, bislut. Don't worry, you will be able to suck off 72 virgin trannies in the afterlife, that's 72 vagina-flavoured cocks to gag on at the same time!
>>5126540
You did nothing wrong, that's why you're going to heaven with your virgin trannies.
>>5126551
The men with vagina are designated to be the rapists of the straight women around.
Abort thread, abort thread!
>>5126566
With vagina.
>>5126570
I will of course have my sexy femme harem, the men with vagina are just for the straight women until they convert to feminism.
>>5126593
Pro-life shitter pls go. Lesgen is a JudeoChristian thread and we don't support no abortions.
Does phone sex count as losing your virginity?
>>5126645
No, but it counts as rape if you didn't like it.
>>5126695
Perfection
>>5126695
Because girly girls are cute, smell good, are sexy.
>>5125726
Femme is love, femme is life. They smell good, they're beautiful to look at, they act cute, they can be sexy, they are everything a woman needs to get by.
>>5126352
I meet the hitler Aryan race so I'm good bruh . But honestly though I think it's being a good listener. When your gf or whoever has something to say listen to them. Finding locally a gf can be hard but it depends where you live. Utah I still find it difficult.
I think a lot of femmes like other femmes. So being a femme helps on finding a femme gf.
Do we have a Skype group going?
>>5126758
Some women are very, I don't know, "handsome"?
Even if they aren't femmes.
>>5126919
Yeah, but for some handsome is not really attractive. I can recognize a handsome man too, but I would never be attracted to him.
>>5126972
You know, back in the days, almost any woman that dared to dress like a man was considered butch, especially if she cut her hair short.
Nowadays, there's nothing masculine about it.
I don't think attractiveness to same gender follows a visual padron, but rather a social intimacy one cannot find or trust to the other sex. That's why internet is a great thing. In the anonymous board, where image, cannot be seem, character can be judged without preconceived notions and sometimes have a nice happy chat with someone you wouldn't even have the courage to talk to.
>>5127002
>and sometimes have a nice happy chat with someone you wouldn't even have the courage to talk to.
Until you show them your picture and they drop you like a hot piece of lead.
>>5126823
The downside of femmes liking femmes is that you never recognize each other in the wild because both assume the other is straight.
>>5127023
A sad but true consequence.
Anyone saying otherwise would be lying to you.
>>5127086
Such is the life of the ugly.
>>5127078
Why should that be a problem? Flirt with a straight girl and she will turn you down and you can move on. It's a non-issue.
anyone /butch/ here?
fuck the femmes anyway, they're prisses
>>5127214
>>>/ftmg/
>>5126624
>JudeoChristian
There is no such thing you retard. Rabbinical Judism is as distant form Christianity as Islam is.
>>5127078
True. But that's why there are websites.
>>5127262
Lesgen is an Abrahamic religious thread, period. No heretics allowed.
Kinda weebish question, does anyone know any anime (or manga I suppose too) where they have some girl on girl romance, that isn't filled with bad ecchi and too many cliches? It doesn't have to be amazing, some lewdness here and there is fine, so long it's not bad it's fine.
I just really want something to watch to help me escape, though temporarily from my loneliness and depression.
>>5127126
>just flirt with all girls on the off-chance that they're one of the very small percentage of females capable of being attracted to you
I don't have that kind of confidence, dude.
>>5127302
Such thing doesn't exists.
>>5127214
>fuck the femmes anyway,
That's what I'm trying, but they run away from me like nymphs giggling and jumping like dove on a fresh morning sun.
grrrr,
>>5127302
I really enjoyed Hanjuku Joshi. Mostly cute and light-hearted with some lewd towards the end.
>>5127311
But that has the "everyone is gay" cliche, and "all girls' school setting" cliche.
>I'm all for femmes, but man when they wear suits too, holy shit.
>>5127304
So? Neither did I the first times I tried. The second girl that turned me down made me question life in the nightclub bathroom.
>>5127323
>"all girls' school setting"
That's just being a shark in a pond anon.
I mean, if you're a lesbian and you confident about your sexuality and tastes and get shoved or locked in a catholic all girls school for "correction" you're in for a treat or "Christmas has come early".
>>5127323
If you're going to get that nitty-gritty there's pretty much nothing out there for you.
>>5127307
But pure girl on girl would sell like hotcakes. ;_; Some good series does actually have some girl on girl, but they always end up getting too little screen time. I.e. Shinsekai Yori , and those girl and girl relationships always end up not lasting throughout the anime, wahh. What's worse is that always their interactions is vanilla as hell too. ;^;
>>5127311
Thank you!
>>5127330
That post you're replying to not me. pls
>>5127348
Actual yuri anime doesn't sell though, only yuribait sells. You'd have better luck looking for manga.
>>5127348
>But pure girl on girl
What?
>>5127370
As in not fetishized into oblivion I mean, just a normal girl likes girl relationship between two well designed characters that make for an overall cute series depending on other genres that are present, I just don't want bad hentai.
>>5127362
I thought it would really appeal to the moeblobby crowd because it'd be cute as shit. I guess I'm wrong.
>tfw never know what to make of these butch/femme topics because I'm not really that femme except for my hairstyle and don't really fit the soft butch bill either
>>5127461
Who's in charge in bed?
>>5127298
>2015
>not worshiping our Lord and Savior
It's like you don't want to be saved bro
>>5127461
It doesn't matters what these nerds say in here because in reality they will bend down to any lesbian that displays interest in them
>tfw you're sitting there doing nothing in particular, minding your business, and suddenly become overwhelmingly horny despite normally never really having much interest in sex
>>5127507
Grind it off your pillow. That usually works. I bite it while doing it sometimes.
>>5127514
She said *she* was horny, not her pillow.
>>5127533
And I'm saying "Grind it off her pillow"
>>5127461
>Only have long hair because I've been blessed with really pretty hair, and it would be a waste to cut it short
>That, and because it grows faster than a normal person's hair, and I'm too lazy to cut it more than once or twice a year
>Absolutely no sense of fashion, just wear jeans and a random shirt that looks cute and is comfy
So what am I?
>>5127572
>So what am I?
Me in the winter.
>>5127572
A lazy bitch.
>>5127685
That's actually pretty accurate. Guess I'll go with that.
At least I have a cute gf who accepts me as the lazy bitch I am.
>>5127572
Ravishing...
since we're all girls that have functioning vaginas and uteri here, have any of y'all used menstrual cups? I'm trying a diva cup out and the first day it suctioned too hard and I panicked for an hour until I finally got it out.
I don't have a functional uterus, anon. It's scarred as fuck due to complications during my birth. T-triggered
>>5128022
Intersexuals belong in the tranny thread.
>>5127302
Revolutionary Girl Utena--the tv show keeps the lesbian aspect of the main characters' relationship somewhat ambiguous, while the film goes ahead and shows it outright.
Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon features one of the best lesbian couples that I've seen in any media. Unfortunately, the two are only supporting characters but they do get their fair share of scenes.
>>5127325
Literally perfect
>>5128022
how did your uterus get scarred from being born? Are you one of those national inquirer babies who was born pregnant?
>>5127999
>it suctioned too hard
It's not supposed to suction and it's supposed to to be that inside. You don't run around in panic trying to get it off you, you shove it in, let it latch and after one day or two, you take it out.
>>5128341
You won't even get a period if you're on the depo shot. I love it. If a doctor won't give it to you try ioffer.com
>>5128341
My period has been an ass hole lately. I'll be really heavy first two days, normal on the third, then it tapers off. The cup is full about three or four times a day when I'm heavy. It wasn't like that before. Just switching to a cup made my period dump everything at once so I basically have a 5 day duration. Weird shit. I'm gonna try to get an IUD and stop it altogether.
>>5128392
Damm, you are quite the bleeder.
>>5128392
Are you sure, you are putting right? It has to reach all the way to the cervix for it to work.
>>5128076
Well to be fair the first day I tried it was yesterday right before my period actually started so I wasn't bleeding just yet. I think because it was a dry run, it suctioned extra hard? And the paper telling me not to panic if you can't remove it right away, made me panic more.
Today is better although it's still a mess. And it feels twice as huge trying to get it out than back in. It's just making me glad I'm never getting knocked up because i can't handle something like two inches in diameter. How the fuck do people push out babies
>>5128392
Yeah on heavy days I have to empty it every 2-3 hours, ugh.
>>5126919
Is that Mariza from Portugal?
How long is it appropriate to wait after a girl breaks up with someone before making your move?
>>5128723
Never, they are used goods.
lesgen I hung out with a qt andro girl last weekend and then I told myself not to be interested in her and please don't have a sex dream because that would be silly. Then I had a sex dream that same night, I almost NEVER have sex dreams. But we're not very close friends so I don't even know if she still likes girls or dating. I want to get closer to find out if it's worth being interested, but we've known each other for years so it would be awkwardly sudden.
This is the most spaghetti I've had in years, so posting some pic related animu.
>>5128559
>How the fuck do people push out babies
Chemical changes make everything stretchier.
>>5129024
There's a lot of things involved. The baby's head isn't solid so they can be squished into a cone shape. Even then the opening will tear and you have a chance of your tailbone like snapping off.
>>5128410
The more I bleed the better I breed. Someday a nice woman will see that quality in me and let me have her children.
I have a question for you ladies, as a transwoman who's into both women and other transwomen, do most lesbians hate me and my kind?
I can understand the hating of "transbien's," but what about those of us who are bi and trans?
>>5129039
Aren't extremely heavy periods frequently a sign of hormone imbalances, which often make it more difficult to become pregnant?
How do I stop being autistic, /lesgen/? I don't want to hurt you anymore.
t. Kek
>>5129075
They are just a bunch of pissed off fag lesbians. You're fine. Most of us just hate you on our boards. I'm fine with it though. They think you steal our women. Lol
>>5129199
I can dream can't I? Actually I've been with two women since I started transitioning a year ago, one straight and one bi. What's crazy is the straight was one second, about eight months or so in and I was QUITE feminine by then. (still not perfect now, but I'm trying)
Thanks for the clarity, and nice dubs
>>5129075
we hate that you constantly come in whining that we hate you and it's transphobic if we don't wanna sit on your cock
it's like how I don't hate my brothers girlfriend, I hate that she whines that I hate her when I never treated her different than any other girl my brothers fuck, with a vague indifference. Her whining that I hate her when I really just didn't care made me suddenly hate her.
God that shit is annoying. Like she came by the other day, said hi, I waved hi, then she tells bro that I didn't say hi to her and that hurt her feelings because I must hate her.
I really don't even have resting bitch face. I don't get this cunt. Why do you even care if I like you? I don't control his dick.
But I do hate you random tripfag rn. Cause of the trans tripfagging in a lesbian thread and you say you aren't even lesbian. Like what even makes you wanna come into an anonymous cite, put an identity on, then go to a lesbian thread and ask if anybody hates you while also admitting to not being lesbian nor even cis.
>>5128723
Two days. You just don't go full pressure all at once.
>>5127999
tampon + pad has always been gold for me so I don't see the point in changing now
>>5129302
Ya keep on carrying on anon. There's plenty of people in the world who will love you. Just ignore those who bring you down.
>>5129081
>How do I stop being autistic, /lesgen/?
I would like to know as well. I stopped being a NEET, I go to college, I have friends somehow, had a gf somehow though it didn't last long, I have a kind of normie life now, and yet I'm still very autistic. Not like actual autism, but no matter how much time I spend trying to make myself better, I still suck at life and dealing with people.
How does one truly stop being autistic?
>>5129437
>I once read on the internet that lesbians are more fertile than straight women
what a fucking chaotic god.
fucking hell I wanna burn my uterus the fuck out of my body. Not in an ftm way I just seriously hate my periods and cramps and have nightmares about being pregnant.
>>5129457
I take it as a something to lord over other women. One day, a qt grill will want to settle down with me, and when we have children they won't be the defective mongrels that het breeders splurt out. It is God's way of marking us for our superior bodies.
>>5129081
Stop posting.
>>5129484
ugh but I really never plan to have babies and don't want my girl to either. Plus I'm latina spic blood. The most fertile of american women. Every woman in my family has a handful of babies. My older sister? She has the most beautiful children. I'm not exaggerating. Her babies won awards for prettiest babies of the year. Curly haired dimpled things that if she were the sort to fuck with youtube would break youtube.
I'm such a waste of uterus.
>>5129517
Not possible.
Anyways I just tried to make people not reply to the tranny but there you go again you stupid fucks.
Fucking trannies.
>>5129417
I don't know. I'm pretty good at faking it, but it feels really shitty and deceitful because I'm just saying what I know people will react favorably to, and people end up really liking me when I think they're boring and awful. I don't know how to be honest without being a complete social failure.
>>5129671
I comfort myself by assuming most people are faking a large part of it too.
>have highly successful friend I look up to
>watch her drunkenly break down in a deep way
>other highly successful friend I admired
>killed himself
>basically after a while of really knowing anyone
>i see how they're faking normal
>someone younger says I'm real cool and put together
>hah life is a fucking lie I hate myself
enjoy this pic
>>5129778
Fake it til you make it.
>>5129075
Nothing against transwomen here. Probably wouldn't date 9/10 of you - not because you're trans, but because transwomen are usually pretty obvious and masculine features even in cis women turn me off. You're fine, though.
>>5129819
Not being pointed to as the one making others around you unhappy because of reason I guess?
>>5129819
Avoiding life becoming a circle jerk of self pity like r9k.
Also there is some science to how seeing others smile, even if fake, makes you unconsciously smile. And that smiling even when fake/forced causes a release of happy chemicals.
>>5127214
>fuck the femmes
Right at it! ;)
>>5129819
Being an introvert won't get you anywhere in a society that values extroversion as a more desirable characteristic than introversion.
>>5129417
There is no way to erase that defect that is so hard-wired into your genetics.
>>5129842
>Avoiding life becoming a circle jerk of self pity like r9k.
Never got that part. They could make their group into anonymous asspies, encouraging each other working their problems out. Instead it seems they enjoy their suffering and like to bring it upon others.
>>5129881
>They could make their group into anonymous asspies, encouraging each other working their problems out
/jp/ used to be like that on good days, before it got irreparably toxic.
>>5129881
It's some crabs in a bucket bs. Basic shit that keeps kek coming back.
im gghey
>>5129538
>Her babies won awards for prettiest babies of the year
This sounds so American!
>>5129945
I won a similar contest and I'm Finnish. Too bad I grew up to be an ugly motherfucker.
What's your sign lesgen. Aries here. Sagittarius girls are cute.
>>5130045
Cancer
>>5130136
Just like horoscope bologna.
>>5130045
Leo here
girlcocks though
>>5130045
Aquarius. Don't really pay much attention to that whole thing though
>>5130045
Leo, and I stopped believing in astrology because I don't share most of the traits of this sign.
>>5130045
It's all rubbish, but still, I got a pokemon. Sorta.
>>5130045
Aries, the best sign. I don't really believe in all the stuff though
>>5130240
>I stopped believing in obvious bullshit when it wasn't general enough for me
You say that as some sort of accomplishment.
>>5130045
I'm Pisces falling for other Pisces, I'm so fucked she hasn't noticed me and I can't take her out of my head.
>>5130045
Aries, but Saint Seiya is the only context where that is relevant since you have to be of that sign if you want to be a gold saint.
>>5130045
Aries. Most of lesgen are Rams. Even the sign itself looks like a V for a vagina
>>5130045
What about the Chinese horoscope? I am an Earth Dragon
>>5131231
Water monkey here.
My straight preggo friend let me try her breast milk straight out da boob.
>>5131521
fuck really? breastfeeding is muh fetish even though I'm terrified of pregnancy. Please send her my way
>>5131567
It was bizarre as fuck, it wasn't like a sexy thing more like a dare. She had some in a bottle and people were trying it and I'm like I'm not drinking after someone else and she was like well go in under the hoodie and try it.
It was so weird, I dunno if she wants the v, I mean I doubt it.
It was also hard to resist like, trying to please the breast.
>>5131581
I've masturbated to it like 3 times a day since it happened.
I even sank as low as fapping to her facebook pictures.
Highs and lows fam.
>>5130045
Virgo
>>5131660
Approach her about doing it again. It feels good to breastfeed, and she's always trusting enough (attracted enough?) to you in order to let you drink right from the tap. Do it a few times and it might really become something. I'm jealous of you, anon. If you don't chicken out, this is going to turn into a wild time.
Is tinychat still a thing you guys do? Anyone from TC still around? Oldfag checking in
>>5131867
I used to go on it from time to time but it's been dead. I'd use it again if others did.
Does lesgen know any place (online) to meet lesbians who are not SJWs? I assume that the only place to chat with okay lesbians is here.
>>5132102
Place no, but you could try she. Lesbian dating app that deliberately keeps men out.
Past that, no fucking clue
>>5130045
yet another Aires.
>>5130045
Libra.
>>5130045
I don't know what I am not that I give a shit about astrology. I grew up thinking I was libra, but my birthday is right on the edge, so I might be the next one instead.
>>5132656
Lemme look it up. What is it
>>5132018
That's disappointing. It used to be a lot of fun
>>5131191
Is it because Aries is the most masculine sign?
>>5132692
>>5132692
Septo XXIII
I think there's like two different kinds of sign, one based on the calendar and one on the actual position of the stars... something like that, and that's where I get confused and don't care. But it's kind of fun to imagine these things are real. "You will meet a qt gril and win a bunch of money too."
What does Libra mean in regards to this.
>>5127572
You are me.
No, but really, I've been thinking lately that clothes and style don't really say whether you are butch or femme imo. I've come to realize this as I've been actually femming up my wardrobe for the past year. Long hair and nice clothes don't make me feel femme, I've still got the same old "dude" mannerisms which make me so comfortable. Likewise, a girl can wear baggy guy clothes and still have a feminine feel to her.
It's all in how you carry yourself.
>>5127461
>mom constantly asking if I'm the man or woman or butch or femme in the relationship
>mom stop
>it took me to fucking long to accept I'm gay
>you're batshit if you think I'm gonna stress over minor nonsense labels like that
>and we take turns on who wears the strap on
>mfw a girl has pretty hair and then turns around and her face is 4/10
>>5129671
>I'm pretty good at faking it, but it feels really shitty and deceitful because I'm just saying what I know people will react favorably to
Pretty much me
>>5129881
>There is no way to erase that defect that is so hard-wired into your genetics.
Well I'm fucked
>>5132432
I don't literally have autism... I think...
>>5130045
>>5131231
Aries, Wood Pig
>>5131660
>It was also hard to resist like, trying to please the breast.
iktf... A close friend offered. I started out normally, then flicked her nipple with my tongue as I continued sucking milk. She gasped, then put her hand behind my head and held it to her breast much longer than needed for just a taste.
>>5133039
I'm an aries wood pig too! What if we're like the same person? Quick, tell me your fedora zodiac sign, I'm INTP
I have a pretty cool girl coming over tonight and I'm kinda nervous.
Hopefully she sits on my face and grinds so hard that my nose breaks and I choke to death on my blood.
>>5133157
It's the way the best ones go.
>>5133157
Lesbians are weird man
>>5133222
Touché
Ladies, stop complicating things.
If she is legal and drunk, go for it.
If she is gay but not legal, then groom her for yourself until she is legal.
Forget politics, just focus on life.
Love is a simple matter.
>>5133076
You should have taken advantage of the situation. If there were just the two of you you should have licked until she said to stop and go for it to test the limits. When you are lactating the brain rewire instincs of desire to be licked and breast feed.
If she backed you off and said what was wrong with you, you have simply slither your way out by saying you never tasted something so good before and compliment the taste.
Lol, i am so wicked sometimes. I shouldnt even be encouraging you.
>>5133155
I've gotten INTP or J. C-close enough.
/lesgen/ i have a skype date tomorrow. we're bringing our laptops to a coffeeshop/bookstore and calling there. it was her suggestion
what do?
>>5133701
she said it was for the atmosphere (which i sort of empathize with) but i'm also sure it's to prevent boob showing
>>5133706
no. i live a good 30 minute drive from her but we're almost in the same county i think
i think she wants to scope me out before we meet in person
>>5133018
IKTF.
Before knowing I was gay, in first grade of middle school there was this girl with literal 11/10 hair, and really pretty face, every other girl shittalked her because she only talked to one other girl that was her friend since elementary school thus they thought she was a bitch. They were so cute together, and the older sister of her friend was hot as fuck. I wish I had tried to become their friend, I was just like the mascot of the whole fucking classroom and didn't really have any friends. I have so many things I regret from my childhood please kill me.
But well, the point is, I have never seen another girl with beautiful hair and gorgeous face ever since and it's unfair, because as you said most girls with pretty hair somehow have a shitty butterface and it doesn't feels fair.
It's hard to be a femme when you are over six feet tall and lift weights. Never any good clothing options.
>>5133764
>It's hard to be a femme when you're a tranny
FTFY, and yes, yes it is.
>>5133701
>single
check
>poorfag
check
>lesbian chinese cave symbols
if this is another way of saying yuri, then yes
>>5133665
D-don't do it in a bookstore, some of us like our bookstores quiet. Unless it's already a noisy bookstore. Then it can't be helped.
>>5133821
I would, but I'm sure you live far away, anon.
>snag a date
>tells me she's asexual
>sends me over fifty text messages, all asking the most mundane of questions
>gets upset that I don't answer (I'm a triple major and have tons of homework)
Well, that's that, then.
>>5133347
>>5133384
What I didn't mention was we ended up in her bedroom in the hotel suite less than a minute later. As I was sitting back upright next to her on the couch, we looked into each others eyes. Without a word, she then got up and dragged me back to her bedroom.
>I shouldnt even be encouraging you.
To late... muhahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy7evwpsZ7Y
>>5133980
What are your majors?
Is the asexual girl at least cute?
>>5133980
Is asexuality an insta-deal breaker? Does it depend on a girl's level of comfort/interest in affection and sensual touching?
>>5133980
>asexual
>50 texts
>angry (needy)
Only possible exception would be if she was 11/ 10 and you were <5 and knew you couldn't do better... and even then it's probably not worth it.
>>5134007
I don't have the experience to have an opinion, but I'd be willing to give it a try. Comfort/interest in affection and such would probably be a plus.
What kind of body language, if any, makes a girl more attractive to you? Examples would be twirling her hair, playing with jewelry, touching her own lips, etc etc.
>>5134007
For me yeah. I like sex way too much.
>>5134013
>I bet you're in Europe
I wish
Out of curiosity, where in Murricah?
>>5134036
Almost anything relating to lips. Biting, subtle motions, etc. Gait, and some head movements, too.
>>5134056
West coast. Northwest.
>>5134036
I suppose for the sake of answering, she would have to know what her strong points are. If she has nice plump lips, she could draw attention to them by brushing her finger across them. If she has nice boobs she could do the classic lean forward and press them together. But the main thing I notice in her body language would likely be her smile, and how bright it makes her look. Those genuine, happy, eye reaching smiles are the best.
>>5133347
Just ask. You'll probably naturally blush and fiddle with your hair, or something else cute just because it's dirty and shameful. That should get her motherly heart fluttering, and all mixed up into anxiety (or is that arousal?) and things are going to happen. At the very least it will put the thought in her head.
>>5133343
>stop complicating things
>just be a rapist
No thanks.
>>5134152
>Oh, what kind of head movements?
Head tilting, most of all. I'm not sure exactly what makes it so appealing.
>>5134131
drunk straight girls are great to make out with though.
every once in a while you manage to get one to sleep with you. then the next morning you get to see them being all cute as the panic and insist they aren't a lesbian.
>>5134180
I'll make out with a drunk girl when drunk but fuck sleeping with drunk straight girls. They're shit enough in bed sober.
>>5134196
Sometimes you just want to sleep sweaty and naked, while spooning another woman. So you take what you can get.
>>5134196
I heard straight girls when sober are surprisingly down to go down.
>>5134013
Yeah, but I'd say it was more she fucked me. She was all over me and fully in charge in that bed. I must have really lit a fire in her when I played with her nipple. She had me playing with her nipples again and again.
What is the best sexual experience you've ever had?
>>5134397
She'd been nursing a kid for a bit over a year. She's confirmed bisexual in an open relationship with another bi gal.
>>5134489
Then it's not quite as hot. No challenge whatsoever. Kinda gross actually. Whomp whomp.
>>5134489
Aww. I fantasized about you seducing her with your hot sapphic charisma in my little head.
The wicked Carmilla seducing the chaste and beautiful housife into the pleasures of feminine sensuality.
.....
Bummer.
>>5134390
When my ex gf use to pound me with her girltinkler. Strapons just aren't the same
>>5134180
Kiss whoever you want. But having sex with someone that's drunk is literal, legal, actual rape. You're taking advantage of a compromised ability to judge situations. You're sexing up a drugged person. Even if you're drunk, too, that's rape.
It's not that hard to fuck people that are sober.
>>5134168
It exposes more neck than normal, a sign of trust in basically all mammals. It's also usually a gesture we only do when we're comfortable with another person, so it's a double-intimate whammy.
>>5135561
no one goes to a party to get shit faced and then go to bed alone at a decent hour.
>>5135561
Not plaything "who the fuck are you card" when you wake up with her. Besides, she'll be too embarassed to go around and say, I had sex with a chick while drunk at the police.
Rape card doesn't work in regrets sweetie.
Not in this case.
Of course, one thing is drunk and another is getting shit faced and I really don't want anyone vomiting on me because then I would throw up and then it would one hell of a vomiting mess.
>>5135587
plus there is a huge difference between being drunk enough to go down on another woman and passed out and having someone use me like a fleshlight.
>>5135592
True.
Kinda different.
What the fuck you gonna do with a passed out chick anyways? Dry hump her?
>>5133665
>>5133665
i've been sitting in this bookstore waiting for thirty minutes and she's still not online
have i been stood up?
>>5135597
That's my fetish.
>>5135770
maybe
did she text you before or give any hint that she might not make it?
maybe you're being catfished
>>5135860
i left the bookstore
nevertheless she just sent me a message apologizing, she still wants to skype
thanks for the reply hahaha i was kinda freakin out
Some girl just flashed me on omegle and I almost had a heart attack
>>5136338
Let it go
>>5135569
They do in most countries and in most parties, dumbass.
>>5135592
There really isn't.
Is she drugged?
Yes: rape.
No: possibly not rape.
I mean, you could still kidnap a woman and tie her up in your basement and diddle her while she cries and that's still rape even though she isn't drugged. But you can't give any kind of consent while drunk. Not legal, not medical, and certainly not sexual. This isn't controversial. This isn't new. You're just a shitty person.
>>5136618
lol so I was raped last weekend
neat
But nah it really is some tumblr bs to think any tipsy girl that fucks totally consenting but then later regrets it is rape. Yeah you should totally try to get as clear consent as possible and those creeps that try to fuck only ever when someone else is drunk because they know otherwise they'd never get any are scum. Still just some drunk lesbianing isn't always rape.
Would you date an alcoholic girl?
>>5136984
No. Why would anyone?
>>5136984
Nope. I also wouldn't date a smoker.
>>5136637
It isnt and you know why? Because you have took a drink or two so at best. It is two drunk broads having weird sex.
>>5136984
That's not something you should do.
>>5137015
bull we was wasted out of our minds on a bottle of mezcal
so it was extra weird sex
>>5128047
I watched Utena expecting lesbians but no, Utena and Anthy both kept saying they don't love each other that way, I was disappointed. There was some adorable fluffy shit in there but I guess the 90s was still to early for explicit lesbians. I had to fight just to get a fucking clue about Jury and Shiori's relationship
>>5127214
>tfw butch
>tfw mostly attracted to other butches
kill me
>>5137527
>tfw butch
>tfw attracted to fems
>tfw not fucking a qt3.14 fem right now
>>5137537
>tfw chapstick
>tfw attracted to both butches and fems
>tfw want to fuck a cute fem girl so hard she has several orgasms
>tfw want to get fucked by a hot butch so hard I get several orgasms
>>5135770
>>5137559
I'd fuck you so hard your legs wouldn't work for a week, anon.
>>5133155
>fedora zodiac sign
i giggled
>>5137576
>please be an actual cis lesbian on 4chan
I used to flirt on lesgen, but I can't do that anymore since I got trolled.
>>5137613
Actual cis lesbian. Uterus, periods, natural tits, the works.
>>5137638
okay, let's fug
>>5136338
Can't you type in your interests on Omegle?
...wouldn't it be neat if some of us typed in /lesgen/?
>>5137500
>Utena and Anthy both kept saying they don't love each other that way, I was disappointed.
Watch the movie, m8.
>>5137715
The movie was more explicit about it but the movie also made NO FUCKING SENSE
>tfw you wake up in the morning still wrapped around a sexy qt you made cum five times the night before
>tfw you can smell her shampoo
>tfw she still smells like sweat and sex
>>5137745
>needing your media to make sense
why do lesbians have such shit taste in everything?
>>5137746
>things that never happened
>>5138102
You best not be talking shit about Utena, son.
>tfw be me
>23
>have a bf
>depend on bf for over half of food, rent
>think i might be a lesbian
>cant afford to move out of bfs house
>telling him but staying would make things worse
>dont want to be homeless
Wat do
