/GayGen/, how do you take your wiener and buns?
>>5123119
old thread: >>5121878
first
>>5123119
With ketchup, mustard, onions, salad and the bun lightly toasted
I don't really like hot dogs too much Tbh
whats it called when someone rubs their dick between your buttcheeks but doesnt actually penetrare you?
i like that a lot
I enjoy a nice joocy set of buns to eat.
are otherkins allowed here since we can't have our own general?
>>5123166
100% utter stupidity on my part, I obviously should have checked to see if it was bolted down before yanking it.
But yeah it sucked.
I like it when the buns are on top and the weiner below so I can lick up the weiner and then up into between the buns
>>5123113
What long run anyway
>>5123169
I have kinda similar story but I got a bad tackle in rugby landed on my tailbone and it dislocated. It acts up now and then but I couldn't really sit down with a bit of pain for a while
anyone else getting spammed by gay midgets on grindr?
>talking to this twink top
>reminds me of my irl twink top friend
>hipster
>anxious
>artsy
>recreational drug use
>a lot like me too I guess
>tfw 3 inch dick
>tfw never top
>tfw be a dumb twink bottom forever
>tfw take warm precum soaked dick in my bp till i die
>>5123202
>Not dicking the the second coming of our lord and savior
hope you enjoy hell
>>5123202
yes.
>>5123208
livin life
>>5123202
they're bots who pick one of the first heights listed for whatever reason
Sometimes I wonder why I want to become a teacher but when I see a teen getting motivated about something I remember
Post lock screens
>>5123231
no i just really hate mtfg and trannies tbh.
i've been fine... just coming to my senses with stuff.
>>5123215
basically
>>5123166
>tfw hurt your back sucking your own dick
>>5123241
Why do you hate mtfg?
>>5123255
because they're a bunch of men thinking they're women. it's disgusting.
>>5123238
>>5123257
lmao
>>5123257
lol'd so hard, you fuckin did it, anon.
>>5123257
> Posts nsfw on blue board
MODS MODS MODS
>>5123272
dont be a snitch, its funny
>>5123263
>I'm not trans so nobody is
Just because you're a chap now, doesn't mean you have to be a bellend.
>>5123277
you sound like a tranny. kindly fuck off.
>>5123257
the "swipe screen" always makes me chuckle
>wondering how long til image gets deleted b/c blue board
>>5123257
Y-your tip needs moistening. Just, yknow, a heads up.
>>5123285
And you sound like an arsey prick, but I'm nice enough to let you stay :D <3
>>5123269
>>5123297
its oatmeals dick
its like 8 inches or something crazy like that - you can ask him for more pics if you like
>>5123297
why dont you get on your knees and moisten it for him then?
I think I have my first crush, I have no one to talk to about this so I'm posting it here.
My heart hurts, I can't stop looking at their pictures, everything they do is perfect. Is this what love is like?
>>5123312
yep. ask him out for coffee before someone else does.
>>5123312
this is what a crush is like anon. Love is when they return those feelings. The best love is when those feelings last for many years. good luck to you :)
>>5123301
Who? Me? I'm going to assume me, because I'm usually always right about everything.
>>5123305
Good for him, but I'm thirsty enough as is.
>>5123310
It's probably on the wrong side of the Atlantic. Also I look like drunk person's sadfrog sketch.
>>5123312
Basically yeah. My first crush was basically a terrible person, but I'd have watched him steal bikes from children and just sat there in awe.
Can someone fill me in on their experience with privacy and shit on dating apps so I can maybe stop being paranoid and alone?
>>5123257
weird lav
>>5123312
go outside
>>5123315
yh he needs moisturising
omg im sooo like druuunk gg
>>5123328
if y'all (and by yall i mean everyone except me) would accept that having two boyfriends > having one boyfriend, then everything would work out
>>5123328
Then you have to kill your feelings for him. Block him on facebook, avoid him in person, taze yourself while looking at pictures of him to give you a pavlovian repulsion, do what you gotta do.
But you have to kill it.
>>5123334
what exactly do you mean by privacy on dating apps?
>>5123334
i'm ugly and no one has ever stolen my identity to my knowledge
the only people i know got who pictures stolen were like people who i knew who were also youtube celebrities or someone trying to catfish people they thought their current bf were seeing.
>>5123335
ey fam when are you next gonna be in london?
>>5123314
nah its cool ive been busy with my course too
hmu whenever you want
>>5123312
Its called infatuation.
Enjoy it! You don't have much control over it but its a super fun feeling when you stop obsessing over what it means and just enjoy the ride.
It'll end usually in a few weeks, but sometimes lasts up to 3 months. If you two are dating after that time period you can expect that period to be when you get a better (more objective) look at his traits and see if you two are compatible long-term.
Enjoy!
>>5123349
i got my identity stolen from some 5 foot 5 /a/ shitter. as far as i know he is still posting my pics on /r9k/ and pretending to be me.
>>5123358
lol, are you cute?
>>5123350
l o n d o n n n
>>5123361
i guess i must be if he stole my pics
maybe he just has bad taste
>>5123364
d a n k
but srsly, i want to cheer up your sorry ass
>>5123364
>that gif
Clicksaved and thank you sir
>>5123351
I'm free all week this week and even have a headset so don't have to text if you peefer but my Irish accent might get in the way
>>5123364
gimme dat sauce boi
>>5123374
>thank you sir
Favorite song?
http://youtu.be/9aofoBrFNdg
I think Trump is kind of hot. In rich daddy way.
>>5123381
Um...what?
>>5123405
I think they're either an out and proud fuccboi or a transgrill.
>>5123377
>my Irish accent might get in the way
haha yeah, no
>>5123395
Also the bit at the end of The Moment I Feared where he gets prisonraped used to give me the hugest boners when i was younger
>>5123405
i think they are trying to say thay calling people sir on the internet is kinda cringey
they arent wrong.
>>5123374
>saving that gif
>being a pedo
>>5123367
this is the saddest way you could answer this :(
>>5123429
im sorry.
can you forgive me?
>>5123395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q261rVZmUE4
>>5123443
how long have you been on mones now fiddy?
>>5123443
i dont want to hookup neccesarily, i just wanna show you the sights
but also the counter girl at waterstones tried to ask me out yesterday so i must not be hideous
I just realized I have no friends, and have never had a "true" "best" friend
>>5123477
Where do you live? im always up to make new friends - imo theres no such thing as too many of em.
Everyone needs a friend.
>>5123460
my dad wanted me to join him when he walked the dog earlier today. he has a usual place where lots of dog owners come and let their dogs run free.
so I went with him, and 4 of his dog walker "friends" were also there walking their dogs, so there were five dogs.
we walked about for a while and of course, them being a bit older, stood and talked more then walked, and I was playing with all five dogs a bit further ahed.
anyway, when we walked back to the car my dad laughed and told me that the others were wondering if I was his son, and he told them yes, and they were relieved because if they had seen me walking the dog alone there they would have been terrified.
good to know I look menacing.
/blog over
>>5123493
When i sprint home from the gym i have bad lungs so i make growly, wheezy noises as I run.
People cross the street when they see me with a pump charging at them and growling like a dog.
>>5123485
Connecticut, the socially coldest state
>>5123409
>>5123417
>>5123454
>>5123460
>>5123504
aw shucks, im on the wrong continent.
What hobbies or activities do you enjoy?
>>5123504
seems like
your acquaintances
have been
connecticut
>>5123533
You are a horrible person with a terrible taste in jokes... just like me. Please be my bf.
>>5123521
None besides video games and other solitary hobbies
I'm a socially anxious shut in fuck with no self confidence to pick up or be interested in any new hobbies
I don't ever get out
I just had anal sex with a friend. After the sex he mentioned he has hemorrhoids. I wore a condom. Should I be concerned for HIV risks?
>>5123574
do you like reading? painting?
>>5123581
no.
but you should get tested anyway - you cant be too careful.
>>5123582
Nope
I'm a boring person because I literally do next to nothing besides sit at my ducking computer.
I'm scared of/disinterested in most other things.
It's hard to make conversation when you, in effect, stare at a piece of plastic that emits light for almost a third of your day
>>5123581
Yes, did you know the H in HIV stands for hemorrhoids?
>>5123588
Fuck I gotta wait 3 months before a HIV test
>>5123605
It's Hemorroid In Vagina so he shouldn't be worried
Dear diary,
I had a great night last night. I got totally fucked up at a party that was a lot smaller than I thought it would be (in a good way) and saw a lot of people from my physics class there. Then I went home and talked with a cute guy on grindr who wanted to have sex with me, but I turned him down because if I left my room I didn't think I'd make it back. It made me feel good, because i was validated by exercising power over someone. The next time I'm dunk, we'll totally fuck.
Love,
Shep
Dick or treat
>>5123581
Your friend only mentioned that after sex? What a massive cunt. I would have killed him if I were in your shoes.
>>5123601
I had online friends, but they all moved team speak and didn't tell me. I see them playing games together on steam all the time. I think they just didn't tell me because they got tired of me.
Also I eventually become disinterested in online friends for whatever reason. No matter how much I might like an online friend, we almost always end up falling out of contact
I don't really play one body's in specific, I'm pretty ass at video games so it's hard to join a group that only plays one vidya and is really good at it.
People always get mad at me because I derp under pressure a lot
I always end up being the butt of every joke, the guy that the whole group shits on. I guess I just naturally give off the vibe that tells people that's my role in a group.
>>5123636
Same thing
>>5123634
i wish i had gotten drunk last night
>>5123657
No, if you choose treat then you must give the dick
>>5123653
That's absolutely bullshit man, the guys sound like assholes
Give a list of what you currently play/ genres you like
I kinda want to get some people for some killing floor 2 action
>tfw 11 months earlier I was totally cute, people ofent said that im loking andro and that I could be mtf
>now i look like some rekt hobo from tha hood
gay death hit me hard tbh smh
>>5123636
Treat
Spoiler: the treat is my dick
>>5123669
FPS ( huge fan of CS:GO, insurgency), Grand strategy/nation simulator (Eu IV), sandbox/survival (rust, gmod, space engineers, kerbal, etc).
I don't have kf2 sadly
>>5123730
CS GO rank?
>>5123669
FPS ( huge fan of CS:GO, insurgency), Grand strategy/nation simulator (Eu IV), sandbox/survival (rust, gmod, space engineers, kerbal, etc).
I don't have kf2 sadly
I'm so tired of the team speak "in-crowd" exclusive bullshit. I'm so tired of playing with dickheads and immature cunts.
>>5123699
new gay death or old gay death?
>>5123749
explain first , cant answer without knowing what your talking bout m80
>>5123758
new gay death is at 25, old gay death was someone over 30.
>>5123758
he's asking if he turned 30 or 18
>>5123740
Silver 1.
I'm a cheeky scrub lord because I only play games for like 2 weeks max before switching to another game
>>5123730
Fps: might get insurgency
Grand strategy: civ is the closest I play
Sandbox/survival: not really my thing Tbh
>>5123743
Fair enough, I am too (Dota for 2 years man, hard to not realize how dumb acting like that is) I just wanna chill and play Vidya too man
I'm mostly solo online Tbh to avoid that shit
>>5123763
oh, it's 18 now.
>>5123730
>shooty
>grand strat
>sandbox
that's basically the /vg/ meme meta
play something fun like a bethesda hiking simulator or /ninty/
>>5123772
I wish I was 20 again.
http://strawpoll.me/5824787
>>5123786
how old are you old anon sama?
best part of being a fat fetishist: gay death still won't come till thirty
fatties have no self esteem
>>5123793
>>5123724
and for some reason it tastes like ass :/
>>5123822
literally
>>5123840
thats cute :3
but how come?
>>5123831
Sorry. I was just at your dad's place.
>>5123844
because I am one of the unhappy and the unlucky that should be avoided at all costs.
>>5123856
and the real reason? ._.
If one of the following were to happen against your will, but you got to choose which one it was, which would you pick, /gg/?
1. assfucked and cummed inside of
2. have to suck dick and swallow
3. have to give a rimjob to a dirty unhygienic guy while he jerks off, can't stop until he cums
4. are you killed
>>5123862
that is the real reason.
>>5123872
2.
Least chance of getting AIDS while not eating poo
>>5123872
2
Not that bad really, very little risk of STDs, and your throat isn't gonna get torn up like your asshole, and you won't get parasites or poopoo in your mouth
>>5123872
2 I guess, seems easy, if rape I bite his Dick off and run, if can't, its only sucking Dick
>>5123852
why on earth would you want to stick your dick in his colostomy bag?
>>5123852
Dirty slut from yesterday that held hands with a guy, cuddled and fucked in his car
we went out again today and saw crimson peak we cuddled and made out in the back of the theatre
movie was gud
>>5123872
2.
because it has already happened before (^:
>>5123889
I dont care what he meant, he wrote it as a question. HE CANT TAKE HIS QUESTIONS BACK!
OUT FUCKING PLAYED, GAYGEN!!!11 :^)
Ill stick with 4.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynx26LJ1YC4
>wizard anon still didnt respond
U_U
>>5123913
fine we'll play it your way, if my post ends in odds you're dead, if evens, you live
>>5123932
32/2 = 16
its even
bitch get fucking told
>>5123872
Luckly, I'm straight-scum and as such never have to face these types of dilemmas. So I would choose: c.) none of the above
>>5123913
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNNN
IT ALL RETURRNNS TO NOOOOOTHING
>>5123946
>c) none of the above
Way to respond with answering the question at all
You answer is on par with: I'd never allow that to happen to me
>>5123955
> someone who actually watches anime
I thought I was the only one here ;__;
also captha is killing me
>>5123923
I had to shit.
>>5123982
H-how could you..
>>5123981
eva is so entry level anon, you should be ashamed
>>5123992
But I do watch new anime too
>>5123903
Cute
Tell us everything about you two
>>5123986
when I have to go, I have to go. Better not use the bathroom for 20 minutes though, just a heads up.
>>5123998
OnS is so bad but I keep watching idk why.
>>5123998
Owari is one of the trashiest anime that I've ever loved
>>5124009
>>5124010
who are you guys shippin?
mika x yuu <3
>>5124007
Just answer why you are unhappy ._.
>>5124016
Yoichi x My Cock
I want to cum in his hair
>>5123966
>>5124022
Yoichi a cutie
>in his hair
>wanting to destroy that perfect hair
also
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihx0XWhkvmQ
gets me everytime
>tfw not into anime
>Need to watch more Japanese related stuff to learn Japanese
>tfw no cute weeb bf to tug on my 4 incher while I study
I want a weeb bf so badly you don't even know. The only people I message on grindr are weebs.
>>5124023
I was expecting worse Tbh
Made me giggle mate
>>5124016
I was diagnosed with dysthymia at 19.
>>5123903
why can't you just greentext one of your exploits for us anon-kun? I'm sure I'm not the only one who would like a story.
>>5124039
put your trip on maki.
>>5124034
Owari no searph, its fucking anime dude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pHvYaM2BkM
all those shitty fujo vids
>>5124043
wait are you that guy with tats? Or dunno. Isnt there anything to do against it?
>>5124044
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_b6b5xdDMU
i lauhged so hard at that part
>>5124066
I feel bad for Genos, I wonder if he feels pain all those times he gets wrecked
>>5124002
I'm a white fuzzy musclecub and he's a half-asian/half white musclecub.
Thanks to being half white he has a nice thick beard, nice sized cock even though he's a bottom and he has a fuzzy tummy and bussy.
I'm the boy next door type and he's the sassy normal guy type.
>>5124068
Yea same,sometimes Im actually mad at the MC for not helping Genos >_>
>genos gets fucking rekt
>saitama just stands there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaPtA3g9R40
>that part where he attacks the mole
>>5124062
I have no tats, no. Most of my twenties were spent doing something about it, drugs and therapy. but it keeps coming back.
since most of my young years were wasted I now have to watch everyone around start settling down, marrying, having kids, getting somewhere in their work that they educated themselves in.
knowing this is all your life will ever be gets taxing so there seem to be little point in going on.
>>5124079
oh my god yes, his face killed me when he found the mole, he's the biggest fucking troll that's currently airing
>>5124062
>>5124044
>first 5 min of first episode
Jesus fuck me Christ you weren't kidding when you said trashy
>>5124082
I would hug you and hang out with you anon. But I guess you are somewhere IN the US while Im from Europe. IM actually the kinda annoying guy who gets to hyper at everything but I also know how to behave when someones feeling bad, and IM dealing with mild depression myself atm (I guess). But I would actually hug you, you sound like a kind faggot <3
>>5124091
It gets cute somewhere :3
>>5124086
Ikr it was just so fucking funny
hello
>>5124095
I'm not in the US, no.
>>5124105
Where are you from :o
>>5124102
its me
>>5124109
a place with fjords and mountains.
>>5124121
Oh ok Germany here :/
>>5124121
Howling Fjord in Northrend?
how does this make you feel?
Time to get turnt gentlemen.
Or whatever your equivalent is.
>>5124152
If only he held a sign saying
"Because I can carry double the weight she can when I become a carpenter."
>>5124152
Could he be any more of a cuck?
>>5124155
Dude you look like you're about to go on a mass shooting
That's like the exact style of photo that get plastered all over cnn and fox
Have fun lad
>>5124165
>cuck
Oh, Sempai, I didn't think you were one of that lot. How wrong I was.
>>5124155
>mfw can't decide if creeping, cruising, chasing or just looking for next victim...
but I mean that in a good way
>>5124165
I love how "cuck" has become the insult du jour online. It makes it real easy to tell who's a misogynist or a racist.
some autistic kid on grindr found me on facebook and is talking to me
eugh... even I don't do that and i'm pretty autismo af
>>5124155
some of you are ok
>>5124184
For a second there I was scared because I thought you were talking about me
>>5124189
he's a mutual friend of a friend
>>5124203
How horrifying
>>5124179
We've been waiting for you senpai. Come & join us.
>>5124182
man i believe in feminism but i feel like he's literally letting himself be used as a prop
i feel so weird about men being in these pictures
it feels like they don't get it and their girlfriends only loosely get it
being a prop = cuck
How did your parents or friends take the news if you told them of you being attracted to guys?
>My parents are skeptical but okay with me
>Boyfriend's parents are borderline physically hostile towards him after he came out
>Can't move him out yet because money
>>5124247
But feminism is about equality!
Those crazy ones are just the minority!
>>5124284
I forget the gist of it, but that second article wasn't about what you'd think from the headline. The headline was just cynical clickbait that the author probably didn't have anything to do with.
Think before you leap.
>>5124278
My parents took it well in the sense that they didn't kick me out of the house and never said anything against gays. However, I can tell they are really dissapointed. For example, yesterday was my cousin's wedding, so the topic of conversation naturally ended up in future weddings, and it was clear for them that they don't expect me to have such kind of relationship with a man, even when gay marriage is legal here.
All my friends took it really well and have always been supportive.
Sometimes I notice that people become extra nice with me when they learn that I'm gay. Maybe it's just me being paranoid, but I feel like they start talking and adressing me in a more careful way, either because they don't want to hurt my feelings or look like homophobes.
>>5124284
I've never been told I'm sexy or hot or beautiful, how many more men have never heard that.
>>5124278
Mine don't know yet, but by god they should.
I've dropped so many hints right on their head that I'm convinced they've become retarded.
>tfw literally every time I see my mother she brings up how I'm going to meet a nice girl one day and have lots of kids
>Have been telling her "not gonna happen" since I was about 13
My oldest brother's known since I was a kid.
>>5124300
>horny gay guys never call me hot or sexy and say i like your dick lets fuck
wow you must be one ugly motherfucker.
>>5124298
It's exactly as it seems, Anon.
>Seriously believing women have less than equal opportunity in Western society
>Not being able to see that feminist just like to complain and get attention, all while garnering special privileges
I'm sad because I can't have a straight bf.
>>5124323
me 2.
Average straight white male >>>> Attractive of gay men
>>5124319
indeed I am. but that's beside the point, the point was that the attention women get, they want. some lesbian went undercover as a man for a year and wrote a book about it, and people started treating her differently, no more catcalling, no more opening of doors, no one cared about her at all. and it felt horrible to her, if I recall correctly.
the spin is probably patriarchy making her miss the bad behavior, but still.
>>5124323
>I'm sad because I can't have a straight bf.
literally my life in one sentence.
>>5124323
I'm sad because I can't have a bf who prefers cute couple things over lewd things.
>>5124278
>parents
"We kind of figured" not sure how they found out/figured it out, I was a very straight acting person
They are fairly open minded baby boomers, so they were supportive, "we still deeply love you etc".
>siblings
Sister was surprised, mostly supportive. Brother was not surprised as I had forgotten to close my browser multiple times after wank. He is really indifferent to it.
>>5124320
You haven't read the article, and Feminist Frequency isn't half as controversial as people like to make out. I know this because I've watched her (really fucking bland) videos, whereas you've probably formed most of your opinions from third hand greentexts.
>>5124323
>>5124329
The grass is always greener.
>>5124350
>I was a very straight acting person
This is what all the sissies say tbh
>>5124357
senpai why arent you straight so i could be attracted to you
>>5124354
I watch them too, because she releases them so infrequently that it's not exactly a chore.
The point she makes in that article is clear from the title, if you don't just read the first few words. It still shows how silly feminists are, blaming society for wanting to have their cake and eat it too.
I get that you probably have friendships with batshit crazy SJWs, because they're so quick to accept faggots, but don't be a fucking idiot.
>>5124363
Men are too cute to resist
>>5124357
Except I was actually straight acting
>>5124376
but then how am i supposed to fall in love with you
>>5124364
No, no, no. You haven't read the article, you tedious imbecile.
>I get that you probably have friendships
>mfw
>>5124384
>not slightly curved to the left
ewww
>>5124376
That's my body. I'm a bit hairier.
Someone date me
>>5124400
girl please
>>5124388
Okay, keep putting your hands over your ears and screaming denial.
As expected of a feminist.
>>5124323
>>5124329
you're probably feeling less attracted towards gay men because of this
>>5124403
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm in heat faget
Encule-moi svp
>>5124407
THATS IT
i mean why does this happen and what can we do about it
>>5124407
Pretty much. It's mostly an attitude and personality thing though.
>>5124415
eliminate women
>>5124384
I was!
>>5124400
Post bod
>>5124407
Gayface can be p cute tbh
>>5124407
gay men have receding hair lines, bleach their teeth and pluck their eyebrows?
straight men have big lips, and slightly squint their eyes.
I think you picked a bad example for gay face here.
>>5124431
He will always look like he's trying way too hard.
Gay men can rarely pull off the whole naturally attractive thing that straight guys have going.
>>5124436
he didn't
it's all over his eyes
there's also something about the structure of his face
you can just tell. it's weird, but you can.
I have transcended feelings. Loneliness and desire for intimacy are only memories for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPszR0-vTqc
this voice is obviously gay. but what makes it gay, exactly?
>>5124442
Nah he looks cute :*
>>5124447
It's just the scowl lol
How do you put yourself out there? I'm so shy. I am scared to go to bars and clubs, and way too scared for online dating and grindr. I am sort of tired of being a recluse. I want a bf and even just some irl friends, and know the only way I would get one with my life right now is through dumb chance.
Any advice?
>>5124454
Monotone = straight
Expressive = gay
![[screeching].png](https://i.imgur.com/ayuwOiu.png "[screeching].png")
>I will never have a qt blonde bf
>>5124454
I only listened to about 30 seconds, but he definitely has a slight lisp.
Also, even though he's meant to do it for the video, he has a very expressive voice. It's more masculine to be a bit more monotone/calm with your inflections.
I developed a monotone from being in the closet for me teen years.
>>5124461
Stop. Ur hurting me.
>>5124460
>pictures of gay men with fish
But that's something gays NEVER do.
