>Tfw sex with guy for first time edition
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▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
previously:
>>5086588
can i be first
>tfw your cis girlfriends dont respond to or acknowledge your body selfie
>>5087525
at least ufufu responded to me hahaha :S
>>5087500
>tfw you will never sex with a guy
>tfw you will die a virgin
>Thinking back at just how good Hey Arnold was.
I'm glad I grew up with such cartoons. Really taught me a lot since I didn't really have anyone else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CVucJBrliI
>>5086847
Oh hey, I got namedropped. I guess I'm not underground anymore.
ALLISON
make me some more vocaroos
so i can listen 2 them while i go to sleep u..u
>>5087557
SEKRETS OUT!!!!!!!!
As in, first time having sex with a new guy, or first time having sex with guys in general?
>tfw can't undo first time
>tfw will probably never experience a sweet or romantic first time with a boy
>>5087558
Fucking weirdo
>>5087564
>what is flirting for $500 alex
put ur trip back on btw
>>5087568
That's not how Jeopardy works...
>>5087568
I don't have a trip I don't need attention. I don't think im important. Im just a trans girl that's better looking than you
>Tfw yet to experience first time with guy
Post guys you want all up on you.
>>5087587
>>5087588
Look jupe
Can I call you jupe?
Anyway
The point is this. I am objectively better looking than 90 percent of the girls here.
I don't post pictures because I don't like to rub it in how sexy I am. I have a boyfriend that loves me and a family.
Something you will never have.
>>5087593
Got no problem stretching your ego though.
>>5087587
>>5087593
jupe is a cute nickname i think thanks
although other people were calling me "jupes" already so ur a little behind the curve, but anyway, what is your point anon???
i dont care that u have a bf or w/e i mean, good for you? but it doesn't really affect me at all......and since i dont know what u or he look like i have no logical reason to get jealous, so idk what u want from me
>>5087593
>Something you will never have.
Something you only have in your fantasies
>>5087587
>guys
Pic not related?
>>5087587
>>5087590
>>5087595
You 2 have good taste.
>>5087587
>>5087603
No it's your fault you're such a cunt. No body gives a shit how great your life is. All you're doing is jacking yourself off. Which really sounds like the only thing you're good for.
>>5087603
oh
well im not feeling that, sorry
and i dont need a man to be fulfilled anyway tbh
>>5087588
>What is flirting
Would've been sufficient, you only answer in the form of a question.
>>5087587
>>5087616
oh
so i didnt mess up that badly then?
>>5087609
Epic retort young man :^)
G go jack yourself off!
Well another thing is that I am post op husband paid for it because he's straight and doesn't like cock.
Im sorry that im just born luckier than you. There's no reason to hate me for it.
>>5087610
Thats what every virgin says than they cry
tfw when no bf
This general is a fucking joke
>>5087621
Nope but it's not the first time in these threads I say something about it. Not just to you, it's a p common mistake.
It's just one of those things you see so often you just can't ignore it anymore.
>>5087622
> 18. Question the sexual habits of anyone who calls you out.
> 20. Cry yourself to sleep at night
>>5087622
i want a romantic/sexual partner, but i CAN live w/o one quite fine, and my personal fulfillment isn't based on having those things is all im saying
i do agree this general is a joke, but u coming here makes you a punchline so idk
Proper beards are so sexy.
>>5087619
>not -really- in to older men
>salt & pepper hair + beard makes me weak
I don't understand
>>5087626
lol
no i understand, it would annoy me too tbh!!!
>>5087630
you'll need to step away from my husband raifu
delete andpicture u have saved of him & i'll let u live
>>5087622
You can project all you want I'm very content kiddo.I could be a self absorbed cunt too but I'm not so insecure that about others I need to go anon on image boards and brag about how great my life is.
>tfw no reason to not kill myself
>>5087603
>Shut up whore
Did I trigger you? I'm so sorry.
>>5087627
>quoting aife
>is anon trashing anon
Youre a faggot
>>5087628
No you can't
Everyday it eats you up inside that you will never experience a great life like I do. Knowing that because of god and genetics you just aren't good enough to live like me. You just went born with. I am a five foot 2 Japanese mixed with white and HAD a two inch penis. I am the perfect transgender girl
>>5087637
How about you show empathy you ugly fuck.
I know you'll never be me but pretend to be me.
Than imagine how you would act when dealing with lower scum likeb yourself
You'd act the same way
>>5087635
Which trip would you marry?
Drop trip if you need to
>>5087643
Empathy? Why would I ever show empathy to an egomaniac. I have no desire to be you, your life sounds dull to me. If I wanted a mundane relationship I could go get one. It's so cute you think you're the only good looking person here. I'd never act the same way cause I don't see people like you do, i'm not a complete piece of human trash.
>>5087651
caddy
2nd option: abby
3rd option: dollface lol just kidding i dont like whores
>>5087652
Shots have been fired
>>5087646
hey!!
stop that!!!!
>>5087643
ewww
i would find being that short absolutely abhorrent actually
being japanese/white is a cute mix! but i personally would not want to have that ethnic combination so eh
>>5087651
honestly
umaruchan or alison
i would say anna
but we're actually the same person
we dont need to be married basically
>>5087651
I'd marry Kayla tbh
>>5087652
You're one dumb son of a bitch. Notice I said son you male. I said I'm prettier than 90 percent of the girls here. That's not everyone but im objectively prettier than you. Im objectively prettier than jupitar
>>5087654
Whoever this fuck is im prettier than.
Not only that but my husband loves me and takes care of me. How much more could I ever want in my life? It makes me feel so much better being greater than the hons here who complain about having no bf while im cuddling with my love of my life right now. I don't even want to get into detail about what he looks like.
Tldr you're ugly im not
I have everything you could ever want
>>5087661
Just shut the fuck up noone is talking to you
hi whats everyone up to rn?
>>5087671
Kit
>>5087671
kit what are you saying on skype?
>>5087671
I just put on silence of the lambs. Haven't seen it in a while. Gonna see if i still like it. I was a huge hannibal lector books fan in middle school. The book hannibal was so. Fucking. Good.
You fam?
>>5087673
Tfw having a bf is hard
he wants attention a lot and wants to talk on skype and i cant do that stuff because then he might hear my voice and not wanna talk to me anymore ;_;
http://www.sephora.com/buxom-full-on-lip-polish-P174213?skuId=1589647
Which color, /mtfg/? I'm thinking Taylor.
>>5087651
>tfw there are no qt boys here anymore
>>5087654
I normally don't think about it either, just seems like certain men can pull of particular traits and it sets off some kind of reaction.
>>5087661
>>5087663
I'm sorry.
>>5087671
Thinkin' bout dick.
>>5087679
!!!!
you have a bf???????????
well good for you!
>>5087680
oh that kinda sucks
but sleeping in is nice though, isn't it?!
im okay, i feel pretty decent rn actually which feels weird but yeah
>>5087681
good
see
my husband is great and all
but i just cant have other people posting his photos on the internet
i liked pink disco and the deeper reds btw
>>5087670
You're pretty bad at this to be honest. You'd be better suited on /b/ trolling a bunch of fucks in their underwear jacking off to shemale porn on 20 different tabs until they come across your shitpost and demand that you stick a sharpie in your pooper.
>>5087670
Neato I couldn't care less. How many times are you gonna fall back on that? You think you look good, that's great kiddo. Frankly I wouldn't give a shit if you were the most cis looking trans girl ever. Your ego is ugly enough it would ruin that alone. I don't get why you obsess with who you're more "prettier" than if you look so good you wouldn't be so insecure about it.. but really I don't give a shit, no one gives a shit but you and your ego. All you're doing is being a cunt. Hope you feel fulfilled I guess. Even though your life is SO gr8888 but I guess it only matters to you if you can rub in the faces of the less fortunate. It's really pathetic.
>>5087683
Dat young lesbo Jodie foster accent
So far its ok. I remember when i watched it the first time it was ok but not especially outstanding in anyway.
Idk. The end was anti climactic somewhat, and the story just isnt really the best in the lecter series.
>>5087685
Yea ldr tho. He's cute and likes me apparently and tells me he totally gets the trans stuff and ensures me there's nothing wrong.
>>5087680
Yaaay thanks kit <3
>decide to try sample of lip balm I got this week
>it smells like thin mints
I hope wearing this doesn't make me fatter.
>>5087685
B-but what about the thousands of people doing that right now?
I kind of want to buy the Amber color because dat orange but at the same time I realize how bad of an idea that probably is.
>tfw orange makeup is shit
>tfw most orange clothes are shit
>tfw your favorite color is mostly worthless
I never feel the need to engage in catty behavior, am I just not trutrans?
>enjoying vanilla liqueur that is 48 proof and easy to drink while listening to the favorite band of your friend who died
>>5087698
There's less than 2 calories in a mint tablet thingy
>>5087702
Eh if I was mad I'd just leave. Talking to shitposters is a hobby. Sleep well anon.
>>5087693
well thats still nice, good for you!
>>5087698
oh, i have a military man (ex-cia, over 1000 confimred kills) tracking those people down one and one and making them stop by any means required u.u
orange lips was actually a thing last spring season iirc
can u get one and try it, then return it if you dont like it?
or you could make some orange lipstick with a crayon to see how it will look before u buy it
>>5087700
WHY CANT I JUST BE THIS IMAGE? WHY COULDN'T I EVEN EXIST ONLY AS THE INK ON THE PAGE THAT CREATES THE ILLUSION OF A CUTE CIS FEMALE GIRL
>>5087700
you will once you're on estrogen kiwi
>>5087707
Maybe you just need to git gud?
>>5087707
lose weight
straighten your hair
get srs
>>5087711
Does that make you a cute pa2dee?
>>5087700
Unless I'm mad at life in general and drunk on whiskey I don't either.
>tfw not a real grill
>>5087701
What liqueur? I love vanilla.
>>5087704
You underestimate how much I love mint.
>>5087706
Using a crayon sounds silly, but almost brilliant.
>>5087707
Just become transdimensional, and go have your third dimension removed. You too can be a 2d animu girl.
>>5087714
https://youtu.be/ZKz0OSF5MNk
>>5087715
Isn't just telling you to git gud working?
>>5087720
>I look awful bad bad bad with straight hair
well straighten it into a wave you would look good with a wave
>>5087707
I can't even look as good as a 2d boy...
>just wake up after a girly dream
>drive to work
>run into ex boss (had/have major crush)
>"hi, boss :3" I say in a very feminine flirty way
>"Hi...Anon :|"
>mfw I realize what just happened
What do I do???
>>5087726
got my phone back from my gf accidentally walking off with it for two days.
also guys treat you amazingly well when they think you're a wannabe guy with a vag rather then a femboy in drag, seriously everyone always wants to do stuff and give me stuff it's rad
Do trannies dream of dickgirl sheep?
>>5087733
Perform dogeza in front of everyone until they start feeling really depressed by your display
>>5087733
you made his dick hard
>>5087739
>dickgirl sheep
Probably shouldn't have googled that.
>>5087747
It was nice knowing you shell ;~;7
>>5087744
No, he was really confused :(
>>5087747
See you on dateline "freakazoids" edition
>>5087747
I'm gonna miss you ;_;
Woah! A match cut in silence of the lambs. I wonder if that was a directors decision or if the editor did the footwork. This was demmes first movie iirc and so usually production companies babysit a director when it's their first.
Maybe not as true in the old wild est tho. Either way, good.
>>5087739
Trannies dream of android sheep.
>>5087750
Are you cute? Dress up on halloween and suck his dick, say it's just a prank since you're a slutty nurse
>>5087735
Whoa, what are you doing up this late?
>got my phone back from my gf accidentally walking off with it for two days.
Good thing I didn't send any lewd pictures of naked men or she'd think something was up.
>also guys treat you amazingly well when they think you're a wannabe guy with a vag rather then a femboy in drag, seriously everyone always wants to do stuff and give me stuff it's rad
Niceeee, I want people to play card games with...
>>5087737
I'll take self-introspective cathartic depression for 500, Alex.
>>5087739
I have nightmares of my ex calling me to tell me she misses me but can never see me again, which she does in real life as well.
All I did was masturbate to a mosaic-less loli video during my parents' funeral....
Reminder to all passable girls. In the coming month we will send inspectors at a random time to check bp condition. Failure to follow instructions will result in waterboarding.
>>5087754
No, I'm full boy mode at work Dx
I can't believe I did that so embarrassing!
my mom just had sex in her room and it was awkward and i cant wait to move. ;~; DUDE DIDN'T EVEN STAY THE NIGHT WTF NO CUDDLES!!!
There's a lot more focus on how clarice is a female in a mans world than i remembered. Its actually really cool and good. It's unfortunate the film also helped to popularize trannyphobia.
>>5087754
Brojob, brojob!!!
>>5087765
how can u tell?
>>5087764
Yeah, but you dress up as a slutty nurse, it'll be funny cause you're a boy, duh.
Then you suck your boss dick because you're such a prabkster and he promotes you for being a real character
>>5087771
they went in her room together and then he went downstairs and left after like 50 minutes which i assume is like decent for a fuck but idk. ;~;
i think he legitimately thought i was a girl because when i said goodnight to him in return he turned to me with a weird look...
>>5087767
>It's unfortunate the film also helped to popularize trannyphobia.
Hmm?
>>5087779
my mom is pretty cool. ;~;
he was like my age too and a lot bigger than me so she has game.
>>5087767
>Brojob, brojob!!!
>>5087772
Fuck fuck fuck, their at the door, I'm done for kit.
Avenge me!!!
>>5087778
oh
maybe they were just talking or something?
and staying the night just bc u have sex seems kinda weird idk
>i think he legitimately thought i was a girl because when i said goodnight to him in return he turned to me with a weird look...
ask your mom if he thinks u look and or sound like a girl
>>5087783
you should have asked him if he could go another round
>>5087763
waterboard me all you like so long as you kiss me afterwards, faggot
>>5087778
>saying good night to the guy who just fucked your mom
Who the fuck does that?
>>5087785
omfg shell I will find you and i will rescue you !
>>5087790
>not saying goodnight to your new daddy
Wtf
>>5087790
lol he said good night to me and i was playing cota so i just said good night and kept playing... ;~;
plus idk i dont really think about it like that. my mom is like her own person you know?
not like it's my gf or something...
>>5087788
LOL he was cute but that's sooo gross.
>>5087787
they definitely fucked. my mom isnt one for long conversations. if i ask my mom if he thought i was a girl she'd hugbox me and say yes no matter what,,,
my mom is the best tbqh...
>>5087794
>not being a cold bitch until he gets tired of it and ravages you
So.
It looks like I lucked out, and my doctor will prescribe hormones. Yay for starting HRT months earlier than anticipated.
Good: he's never even heard of trans people, so I can pretty much set my own dose
Bad: he's never even heard of trans people, so I have no choice but to set my own dose.
Pretty clear on estrogen, but everywhere I look has wildly different information on how much Cypro should be prescribed, and all of them are also very different from the recommendations I recall reading here in the past.
Or, in other words, help me not kill myself (by accident, of all things)!
>>5087799
jesus ricky when did you become so lewd???
>>5087780
Buffalo Bill became a tranny symbol for the prejudiced. We're all just creepy felons-to-be, we want to skin women and wear them.
Lecter says in the film that Bill isnt a real transsexual though, he's devolved by childhood abuse and has wanted to be many things. Actually, scarily comparable to cwc.
ALSO I'm delighted by the amount of ways this film makes conversations interesting. Movies are always just doing a, b shots, just going back and forth between characters one and two. Already tho in this movie I've seen really cool angles, creative blocking, setting the scene in subtle and interesting ways, and my personal favorite, there was a cut where clarice is talking to hannibal and you see his reaction to her in a reflection in the glass of his cell. Demme is a good director.
>>5087783
Does it feel emasculating to hear your mom get fucked by someone your age?
And is that a no on the prison story?
>>5087801
I'm pretty sure weight and age matter...
>asking girls to know things
>>5087801
50mg of cypro should be enough
>>5087797
o-oh
well good on your mom for getting it in then.
idk maybe u could just ask her boyfriend? maybe he just thought u were a weird girl
your mom sounds cool! my mommy isnt like that at all in the slightest, lol
>>5087799
>not being his little girl from the start, clinging to him so hard to he can't control himself one day while you're sitting on his lap
>>5087801
25 mg cypro and 4 mg estrogen daily. Get blood tests and adjust accordingly
>>5087801
start of at 25mg, raise to 50mg a day after a few weeks, stick on that for safe mode until you get a proper clinic/endo. for less safe mode, go up to 75mg and then 100mg. stick on 100mg a day for 6 months, then go down to 50 and stick at that.
congrats, your balls are now shut down pretty much. keep taking it until you get them snipped off.
>>5087811
my mom had me when she was 16 so we're more like sisters.
my aunt is 14 years older than me and i have a uncle 3 years older than me...
being an oops baby has its perks. people love to tall me who wanted my mom to get the abortion and who didnt.
>>5087797
your mother sounds amazing
>tfw no one pays any notice to your quads
>>5087802
Who the heck is Ricky?
>>5087819
ohhhhhhhh i see thats nice then your mom sounds cool, i bet she's fun
my mom didn't have me until she was in her early 30s and i'm her first kid, so yeah
my mom kinda sucks actually, but she's really nice to anyone who isn't me, so thats cool (for everyone else)
>>5087826
This means a lot. Thank you. I'm welling up a little
my mum is cool but it's a bit heartbreaking, she feels like she failed me as a parent because i couldn't tell her i was a girl when i was 6 and waited until i was 25. i used to avoid her but now we have these long chats about all the things i hid from them and she always ends up crying. she blames herself for me being trans because i was conceived straight after she had a miscarriage and blames that for fucking my brain hormone levels up in the womb. it makes me feel like a bad person.
>>5087842
this is shaping up to be one pretty amazing family tbh
>>5087842
u can have a period if u take progesterone
right now im the heaviest i've been in my life i think, so i guess not, but i always feel fat so idk
if we're sister i might need to incest with u so that way i can have a cool fetish like everyone else that isn't dog fucking
>>5087756
its weird how awesome the ftms are and how reallly gross the mtfs are one looks like hes trying to not be trans, and wears sweat pants split up the legs to make a skirt thing and you can see little boobies behind the dirty tight shirt. I want to be like, yo girl it's ok you dont have to talk in falseto and brush it off as a joke, just get you some shorts and a hoodie and you can totes pull it off
The scene where lecter breaks out is golden. This whole movie just depresses me as to how mostly ruined Hannibal was
>tfw no verger sister
>no eel scene
>julianne moore doesnt do as good a clarice as jody would have
>generally just boring direction
;_; i cri
>>5087842
I'm getting adopted? We'll have a big family and i can be your tragic dead sister.
>>5087844
wait my mom blames the hormone shots too, she miscarried like 5 times before me, my mom's terrible though, she told me she didn't think I showed any signs, and I was like, dad kept stealing my girls clothes stash and you didn't even know I was routinely beaten on by him and groups of kids at school for being effeminate for years, what did you honestly know about me
>>5087852
my mum miscarried before she had me...
she was having a girl, the daughter she was supposed to have
>>5087853
look fam, just admit that one night when we're sleeping you're gonna try to sneak into my room and get in the bed with me because its cold or something, and then youre gonna start doing XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX with me, and when we get caught bc i moan really loudly you'll blame it all on me, knowing that the truth is that u instigated it and u like it as much as i
>>5087856
>>5087852
>>5087844
>tfw my mom had a miscarriage before AND after me
shit guys
SHIT
is this why im a tranny?
>>5087853
Remember me...
>tfw flu
>tfw gf made me banana pancakes, tea and a hot water bottle
:3
>>5087860
hey oddish, dont be so (wait for it)
>>5087861
>enjoying bananas
oh yeah, you just lord it all over us any chance you can get!
>>5087860
morbid!
ahahahahahah
oh man i am laffin i hope u are too
>>5087866
?
>>5087853
I want in on all this family business
>>5087868
i-it was a joke
because you dont need an aa anymore so you can have nanas at any time
>>5087870
lol
I was on cypro back then tho so no banana limitations
>>5087858
the way i understand it, miscarrying disrupts the hormone production balance of the uterus and can effect the release of hormones that effect the brain of the developing fetus if a child is conceived too soon after the miscarriage. the hormones released in the first trimester effect baby body development. in the second trimester they effect the sexually dimorphic parts of the brain.
ta da you're a tranny
>>5087853
awww yiisss this fam gonna be cool
also im off to work now so everyone please be safe
>>5087802
lol that ain't me, I just woke up
I prefer soft sex anyway lol.
>>5087877
adopt me into this fucky family, can i be the fugly inbred brit cousin
>>5087882
don't call me an upside down brit i take that highly offensivly also i want to be alisons siter
>>tfw go to doctor for next round of lupron injections
>>casually talking to nurse about to give shot
>>asks if still taking spiro
>>started up again after blood work
>>literally 2months no spiro before bloodwork this time to get idea of just lupron t suppression levels
>>really anon?! that's great. i have to admit i'm getting a lot better at administering these
>>lolwut?
>>anon you were our first to try out this medication on
>>dis is tojil... dafuk
>>tfw when realize i was guinea pig
>>so i'm not a special snowflake? how many others
>>4
>>all in 20's
>>i will find you....
Is meth gonna fuck up my HRT?
>>5087882
Comfy and cozy. Just a bit cold lol.
How's you? :3
>>5087886
nah anon. seems like a great idea
>>5087889
I dont wanna hear "Oh meth is bad 4 u" I know
But is it specifically gonna fuck with my HRT?
>>5087890
depends if you do it often or just once
>>5087886
>drug that fucks with liver,skin,teeth
you'll make one fine drag queen crack whore anon
Recruiting sisters just to have incestuous relationships with them is pretty sick you know. I could write a story about that.
>>5087877
Songs no good. Its no good.
>>5087883
Incest is illegal.
I dont have any tattoos ;_;
>>5087887
Whats with these photos? You're always sitting against a plain wall and you're like always naked. And cis.
>>5087890
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/4040169
>>5087896
I doubt you will but hey your life
>>5087895
@_@
angie has a morbid tatoo
is incest really illegal??
>>5087887
kind of like really into that pic tbqh. like got damn girl. but yeah im good fam... idk life is pretty cyclical here. but i'm making the best of it.
>>5087884
sorry wongor. you can be my sister kk.
>>5087895
THE CHILDREN THAT YOU SPIT ON AS THEY TRY CHANGE THEIR WORLD ARE IMMUNE TO YOUR CONSOLATIONS THEY ARE QUITE AWARE OF WHAT THEY'RE GOING THROUGH!!!
>>5087901
iirc incest is legal but you can't marry or have kids
>>5087900
a-at least someone wants me around...
>>5087896
>I do it a lot >.>
it kinda fucks with growth and stuff, so i think it's not the best for hrt tbh
also bad skin
>>5087905
But everything sucks sober
>>5087892
Take it from Larry, he knows what it means to look like a busted man in woman's clothing
Cool oner at the end here. Then of course the night vision goggles pov stuff. Not a fan of it, but its kinda the perfect fit for the circumstance. Idk, pov is hard. I don't usually like it at all, you have to have the right parts around the shot to make it work and unless you do it smart its usully hideous. Oh well.
>>5087901
What does angie have to do with this
And yea its illegal in america
>>5087902
What
>>5087910
yeah those pictures of you gave me quite a bit of insight into this condition
>>5087883
jupes left you something on skype... im going to bed...
night...
>>5087911
not a bowie fan huh? lyric was in the beginning of the breakfast club.
movie was shot at my friends high school. perks of living in illinois. i also saw the house from home alone... and lived pretty close to uncle bucks apartment at one time...
>>5087895
It's an enclosed room, like those found in a looney bin.
I'm being experimented on by a secret organization at a desperate attempt to turn me into a cis girl.
It has mixed results so far. I'm waiting for further experimentation.
>>5087902
When life gives you lemons throw them back and scream "I wanted oranges you fucking bitch" and refuse to leave until she satisfies your demands.
Srsly tho, life has its ups and downs, what goes around comes around yada yada!
Keep at it alie!
>>5087904
jormy will you ever acknowledge the fact I want to kiss your tummy?
>>5087901
Uh what does it have to do with me?
The last shot of silence of the lambs is good, great. It really adds to the creepy, ominous shit. I stilll think its a good not great movie. For everything good about the fil theres a fuck up to counter it. I respect demme more after watching it this time tho. I hadnt seen the film since i was fourteen, at which time i didnt really know anything about editing and shot types and stuff.
And now I'm gonna watch Laura, a movie I've never seen or heard of before. Released in 44. Had a hunger for older movies lately.
>>5087916
I hate the breakfast club. Bowie is ok. I own a vinyl record copy of station to station, and i love Low and Hunky Dory.
>>5087917
Why cant you be real with me huh?
>>5087927
nothing
i was just making a joke
>>5087925
Go away Jed and stop stalking Jormy please.
Kill me I'm a freak
>>5087932
Um ok
Good morning, erm, afternoon mtfg. Hows everyone doing?
>>5087939
Ty,I'm in Texas pls be fast
>>5087936
nah time will do that
>>5087941
Realizing that the hrt isn't going to help me pass
>>5087925
I don't acknowledge people with terrible taste
>>5087933
This tbh
>tfw the only person who wants to hang out with u is an autistic neckbeard
time 2 cry myself to sleep
>>5087941
sick but gf's taking care of me so alright
wbu ?
>>5087913
lily why do so many people give you a hard time? all i have known you to be is a really nice, beautiful girl. when you talk its usually innocent and not harmful. i dont know why people give you shit. hope you are doing okay. im sure you are.
>sitting eating lunch with family
>make a joke about a magic trick of conjouring jaffa cakes out of my mouth
>mum says go on then, stick your fingers down my throat, vomit up some jaffa cakes u cheeky cunt
>stick fingers down throat, nothing happens
>mum comments i have no gag reflex at all, what's the deal
>everyone else stares, waiting for an answer
>awkward as fuck
>>5087943
Time isn't fast enough. I don't want to be a freak
>>5087909
and it will get worse when you do it regularly
and maybe you could just try to use something not as fucked up as meth at least
>>5087941
Ok I guess.
Saw Crimson Peak last night.
It was decent for a del toro movie
>>5087951
Like... what?
>>5087940
Classic Oddish opinion fit for the trash can.
>>5087945
I'm just another trantran tryin' to cheer u up though...
What are you listening to /lgbt/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBXniiEgmMk
>>5087941
Hi jenna
I have a boyfriend now sorta. He lives slightly too far away from me to have any lewd stories to share with you. And yet still i demand you tell me whatever has happened with your guy most recently
>>5087942
You fucked up
>>5087949
How many dudes have you dissapointed your mother with
>>5087956
Really? Why? I feel like you're just being contrarian and hipster anon.
>>5087945
Suck it in the name of Sheen.
>>5087944
Don't give up, more changes can always occur
>>5087946
got into fight with bf and may have dumped him. however i'm uncertain on that last part.
>>5087952
never saw crimson peak. i really enjoy the hellboy films though. Idk what it is about del toro but he really knows how to do amazing aesthetics in his films.
>>5087959
see aboves. and nice to hear you have a sort of bf. good luck. i cant really do ldr personally.
>>5087959
only two, i'm not a slut, honest
>>5087953
almost everything other than maybe opiates or crack is less fucked up than meth tbh
also overdoing it is always bad
The opening sequence to dexter is sorta genius, even if the rest of the show is whatever.
>>5087962
Given my lack of libido, things probably are better for me ldr right now, especially given my lack of passing currently.
Re your boy: did you give it up to him before yall got into a fight? And whatd you get into a fight about? Whos better at cel shaded shooters?
>>5087964
Sure.
Tell me of your sins, chile.
>>5087959
>I feel like you're just being contrarian and hipster anon.
Really? Seriously?
should i play pokemon or keep watching this parasite eve let's play today
>>5087966
Yeh, its annoying but tbh better do it now before wasted time on him. I dont even care anymore about dating anymore. boy, girl, non-binary. dont care like id say im straight leaning pan but i just dont give any fucks anymore
>>5087967
Just give it a bit more time, some people see some quite stark changes from 1 yr to 2 yrs.
>>5087970
DIdnt give up to him. still virgin. and basically i had a few really bad depressive days and he essentially told me its my own fault, i need to just control my depression and stop wasting time because its nothing but attention seeking on my part.
Tried explaining to him about my depression/dysphoria mixing combo of bad feels and he was like "your just letting it control you and seeking out attention"
So i told him he understands jackshit, will never understand what im dealing with and if thats the case he can fuck off because we're over
>>5087962
The problem with Crimson Peak is that people are expecting a horror story where in fact the move is a gothic romance story.
Visuals are amazing.
Characters are ok.
Story is predictable
>>5087974
true
>>5087965
Was fucking around with ADHD meds, adderall, dexedrine... but they got too expensive so meth it is. I only smoke crack occasionally
>>5087970
it all started when i was 16, i met a girl from the internet and she fucked me in a park and in a field and in a cinema. she's now a poly aromantic genderqueer demitrans strap-on princess or something.
and from there it only got worse. nah for the no gag reflex, all i did was get mouth fucked by a trans guy with a strap-on and get fucked some dude at a party on the floor like a animal, and those were only fairly recently, the no gag reflex is just a gift i guess. i must use it for the power of good.
>>5087590
fuck look at that wildman
>>5087976
im shamed to admit ive not watched pans labyrinth either. heard its a piece of amazing del toro but ive just been putting it off forever.
Dont like horror films as well but love the gothic aesthetics you can find in films. particularly van helsing- i know its a bad film but its a guilty pleasure for me
>>5087971
No, are you stupid? I'm making fun of you.
>>5087974
Sounds like an asshole. Good job getting away while you could. You have no idea how may girls i know won't leave a dude because they cant stand to be alone.
>>5087976
Sounds like del toro tbh
I support him just because he does effects right tho.
>>5087986
Yeh, i dont want to be stuck with someone whos a cunt. And im not alone, i got my flatmate, who i'd date instantly instead of that idiot who thinks depression is the victims fault
also it makes me mad because its factually wrong and its my field of study
I'm watching dexter again because the noir film was boring and I'm lazy and just wanna watch lazy tv.
>Michael c hall speaking spanish
Take me. Tfw my boyfriend is cuban and speaks spanish and i could skype call him and listen to his sexy voice anytime but i would have to talk to him then
>>5087983
Damn. I have a slight gag reflex. I only know because I've blown toys before. How will i satisfy my man if I'm a gross tranny AND im not the perfect sexual demon he desires.
>>5087987
FUCK HIM ALREADY.
My one true pairing is still a possibility.
>>5087991
But how do i just casually bring up him fucking me exactly?
>wake up
>do hair and make up
>feel cute in mirror
>go to take selfie
>look like shit
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERY.MORNING. WHYYYYYYYYYY
>>5087995
Go watch some brit shit on the "tele" with him and talk to him about his dating life and when he confirms he's single but dtf turn around and straddle him and start kissing his nick snd stuff.
I KNOW THESE THINGS BECAUSE I'M A WRITER AND I STUDY ROMANCE SOMETIMES, THIS IS PURELY CINEMATIC INTEREST
>>5088000
only problem is he might be worried about being the rebound
>>5088000
We watching dr who together tonight, put two desk chairs right next to each other, turn out the lights, put it up on his monitor and relax.
And im not just going to start straddling him, how would i even know if hes dtf
Also funny thing, we got a very threatening letter from the tv licensing people yesterday. Threatening in a "gives us money now or we'll fine you £1k, your details are forwarded to our enforcement department and a visit will occur very soon"
pic related we got in the post yesterday
>>5088008
>tv licensing
this is fake right??????
>>5088008
but you dont have an aerial connection right?
guys
today
should i play pokemon soul silver
or keep watching this parasite eve let's play
>>5088014
both
>>5087972
I think the LP is the way to go. I miss that game.
