>be hetero
>be in upper secondary school
>be kinda feminine and passing for girl even i didn't try
>get bullied
>have no friends
>start high school
>everybody thinks i'm gay
>get a lot of friends because everybody love gay people
>make out with some gay people to upheld my cover
>start college
>still feminine and gay looking
>say i'm hetero
>everybody think i'm gay and that i should come out of the closet
>whatever.jpg
>try to lift to become more masculine
>get fit and look even more gay
>accidentally let some gay people fuck me
how do i come out of the closet as a heterosexual? i really want a gf
picture unrelated
You can always say you are bi or polyromantic cronosexual heterokin.
No more questions asked.
>>5695447
Yeah just say you're bi, or even metrosexual would do it.
You've been branchmarked by homosexuality by socioty, you'll never get a gf. That's why I'm gonna do my gay experiments on the down low. Because people are really unforgiving towards guys that do gay shit, It's the "not even once" mentality with people, "so anon, you've sucked a dick huh? YOU GAY STOP TRYING TO GET GIRLS U GAY, U LOST IN LIVE NOW GIVE UP YOUR BUTT TO WELL ENDOWED ASSBURGLERS WHILE I GO BANG SOME HOT CHICKS BECAUSE IM NOT WEAK LIKE YOU I DON'T HAVE TO QUESTION MY SEXUALITY BECAUSE IM SO STRAIGHT!!"
Even gay men are unforgiving about men that have homosexual desires, why are girls the only ones allowed to experiment without their reputation as a hetero being destroyed? REEE!
Transition and you'll get the bi girls. The gay men will leave you alone and the straight guys mostly will too because of the stigma.
>>5695361
>accidentally let some gay people fuck me
>Accidentally let some gay people fuck me
>>5696025
That shit is real tho, example: let's say you invite a stranger to do some fucking but you can't remember how she looked like(because I was too drunk the first time I fucked her) and then when she comes you get this feeling of "noo what have I gotten myself into" and don't want to be rude and tell her you don't want to have sex so you just fuck her just so you don't hurt her feelings or make things awkward.
>>5695361
You're not straight OP you just haven't met the right guy
>>5695361
ppl like that guy to the left should just be shot... i hate when some idiot dresses up as a slut but still wants to be bear and go out in public. its disgusting.
I've never seen a bigger cry for help in a woman's eyes. She's actually having to try and get that green-haired troglodyte to move her potato face further away.
>>5696034
what could be more beta?
>>5697601
Getting dominated by another man.
>>5695361
Transition and become a transbian
>>5695361
>accidentally let some gay people fuck me
Its ok m8, this is a "SafeSpace™" You can be yourself here.
>>5696034
OP here, that was not what happened to me. First time, i was making out with an objectively handsome gay guy at a party were all my friends were as well. Then he wanted to fuck, and if I turned down a guy that looked like a young version of Johnny Depp, it would be obvious that i wasn't a real homosexual, so i just let him fuck me. butt sex did actually feel pretty good, but it was a little embarrassing that i didn't get a boner, but he believed me when i said i was drunk as fuck.
Second time, some 9/10 girli met at a nightclub invited me to an afterparty, turned out that she knew who i was, and that she got me there for her gay friend. They lived in a shady neighborhood, the guy was at least half black, high or drunk as fuck and really pushy, and i figured it was better to get fucked with a condom than raped without, so i just played along. the next day, i found the girl who invited me to the afterparty on facebook and masturbated to her bikini pictures.
watch the episode of sex and the city where dan futterman plays a straight guy that everyone thinks is gay.
season 2 episode 11 'evolution'
charlotte asks him if he's gay and he says 'if i was gay i would be gay. i'm not in the closet, i just have gay mannerisms. do you want to date me or not?'
just be yourself. don't transition and be a transbian, that is the road to crazy land.
there are plenty of women who would appreciate a kind loving man, even if he has a feminine look.
RuPaul quote "What other people think of me is none of my damn business"
so just ignore what other people think and be yourself.
There is room in this world for more than just masculine men and feminine women.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/280016
>>5697845
I just don't even
>>5697601
not having sex
>>5697845
that bitch is an asshole
get female friends, be close to them and then tell tem you are confused
what you want to do is make them believe you are gay but having doubts so they will let you fuck them and in the end you just will end up being closer
she will definetely beleive she helped you gain a lot more insight and will bring you closer
also, im gay but im kinda doing this with a friend I know but honestly its because its the only chance I will ever get to fuck a woman
and I still want to remain friends with her
so far so good, got to touch tits and make out (wasnt a big turn on tho)
>>5695361
>accidentally let some gay people fuck me
my sides
>>5697845
Can you greentext the two encounters?
Also, why not get fucked more if you enjoyed it?
>>5695361
>accidentally let some gay people fuck me
>>5696034
I wouldn't invite a woman in the first place you dumbfuck.
>>5697845
I don't believe you, you can't be this pathetic and still be able to make out with a handsome guy.
>>5695361
>accidentally let some gay people fuck me
Did you also accidentally liked it? And maybe you even accidentally thought of yourself as a girl?
>>5695361
>>get a lot of friends because everybody love gay people
Do you live in Sweden?
>>5695361
16 week cycle.
500mg test enanthate ew, 2x wk
Equipoise 100mg per wk, will make you hungy as fuck, youll eat a hotse and wont feel full.
Anavar 30mg ed, will give you raging boners as well. Youll want to talk to every girl and feel good about it.
Aromasin 1mg eod, for no bitch tits.
PCT 2weeks after cycle. Clomid, nolva, 40,40,20,20.
Routine for lifting. Abxabxcardio
Youll have bigger traps, broader shoulders and be alpha as fuck.
>>5695619
This.
I fuck dudes on the low desu
>>5704627
How tf do I get those meds?
>>5695361
>accidentally let some gay people fuck me
fug :DDDDDDD
>>5697845
>Gets fucked by a homo thug because of the implication.
>Next day goes on facebook to jerk off to the woman he could have fucked at the party but didn't because he was too scared of the implication.
