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Where is your ideal vacation destination? What do you do on vacations?
>not /brit/ edition
go fuck ur mum OP
>>5060415
No one cares about your tiny shithole island.
I'd like to go to Cumbria, or the lake district in general. No one to go with though.
>>5060427
Canada's prettier and less human influences or human wreckage laying about degrading the landscape.
>>5060402
I really want to go around the UK. I've only been to Oxford and Manchester out of London. Wales seems like a nice place to go and Hampshire looked delightful on 'Escape to the Country'
>>5060402
i'd really like to go to europe
i mean, i'd really like to leave america
but some places in europe seem nice
>>5060419
yh i know but like..pretending that we are still important/relevant is literally the only thing we have left as a nation
just islamic rape gangs and obesity now
I wanna go somewhere warm. I'm kinda bored of sub zero.
>>5060443
They are nice. You should study abroad someday. It is a very fulfilling experience. It costs a lot of money, but there are scholarships and grants out there to pay for your plane ticket.
>>5060449
That's pretty cool man. I never really met anyone from there.
>>5060450
>implying i'm young enough to do that
i missed the college experience boat
got some cool northern lights snaps last weekend tho
>>5060454
I wish we at least had mountains here. The cold wouldn't bother me so much if there were nice things to look at.
I haven't been on a holiday in about twelve years.
>>5060482
Go. Away. Jerry.
>>5060483
Well... can YOU give me a ride home?
>>5060482
classic larry
>>5060453
It's never too late to go to college man. You're just making up excuses. Life is full of learning experiences even at an old age.
>>5060449
let's do tradesies, i'm tired of my whole life being on fire
>>5060493
lol
that's not what i meant
if i went to college i wouldn't have the experience that kids have
i wouldn't do drugs and party and join a frat and study abroad and whatnot
old people don't do that shit
>>5060499
>>5060488
>>5060504
The wi-fi here sucks.
>>5060503
what an awkward feeling
>>5060511
>>5060499
yh they do
>>5060515
i'm going to start killing everything in sight just to spite you
>>5060519
I got back from my first date!
it went well, and we hugged after but i had an essay to write so i went home.
Do i wait for him to suggest the next date, or do i ask for one? if so, how long do i wait to ask?
>>5060402
[spoiler]bears covered in cum[/spoiler]
>>5060525
>>5060528
Ask to go down the pub next Friday, then after a few drinks ask if wants to go clubbing. Go to a straight nightclub (so he doesn't look at other guys) and then take him back to yours for homosexual sex
>>5060525
not everyone at university is eighteen years old
the majority of people are twenty and older
like..you shouldnt feel any more yucky about going to uni than you should posting here
Holy fuck, is this board always this dead at this time? I'm usually asleep.
>>5060559
i think you're misunderstanding
i don't have an issue w/ going to school
all i said is i wouldn't have the same experience i would have had when i was younger
>>5060557
fuck off jynx we are both shy and NEET 18 year olds. i dont think hes ever been on a date before.
im not going to take him to the fucking Heath or anything, jesus
>>5060564
You do realize a lot of college students aren't into partying and shit right. Like not everyone is like that. Most college students I know just keep to themselves.
>>5060564
Why? Old people can't get fucked up with the best of them? Or you just don't want to?
>>5060573
i wouldn't want to
i'd feel predatory, the couple times old people showed up at parties i was at it was super creepy
but i would have wanted to if i were younger
>>5060569
When the fuck did I ever mention taking him to the Heath?
And if you two are both shy, then have a quiet night in with gentle hugging and touching.
>>5060582
Im not sure i can go straight to makeouts + cuddling on date 2, can I?
>>5060589
Why wait with stuff like that, if the chemistry is there it needs to be there on all levels, not just nice conversations.
>>5060589
I went to cuddling on date 2 last time I dated. My dick was pleased.
>>5060589
You can do anything on a second date as long you're not raping him and he wants to do it.
Invite him to yours. Order takeout food, put on a movie from a genre which you both like and you will kiss him a few times. Then get a blanket and snuggle under it.
And to be extra cute, why not get him a small, yet thoughtful gift.
>>5060591
>>5060593
>>5060595
this is the first time ive ever properly dated someone though. im very nervous about the whole thing.
and also im a subby kind of guy so it would feel weird to initiate stuff.
What about if i invite him over to my place to watch a classic movie and chill? Would that be a good time to intiate cuddling?
>>5060601
Chill in normal terms?
Or chill in gay slang?
>>5060601
personally i always enjoy those kinds of dates
get some food, put in a movie (personally, with the guys i've dated campy b-list horror movies worked), and then cuddle up while you watch
>give a bisexual a chance
>he leads me on for a few months and then ends up with a girlfriend
>still has the audacity to text me every once in a while asking me what's up
Never again
>>5060615
something in a genre you both like ofc, but don't do too heavy or existential or anything lol
one time my bf had us watch persona on date night
and after i was just like
k it's bedtime goodnight
La-la-la-la-la-la.
You're all annoying and I hope you die.
>>5060615
Chill in gay terms is to take hard drugs and fuck. Us gays really do know how to fuck up our lives
Also, film wise. I'd say perhaps Notting Hill or a cute British rom com.
who is the biggest qt and why is it me and not you?
>>5060614
>tfw no bisexual bf that doesn't care about being open so no one knows we're doing it. sometimes when we're out with people we give each other a look knowing we have a secret that no one else knows about. other times we pick up girls together and use her as a cocksleeve double fucking her pussy with our cocks frotting against each other inside her wet hole.
>>5060628
>>>/bigen/ is that way man
>>5060623
>Us gays really do know how to fuck up our lives
Speak for yourself, not all of us gays are degenerate retards.
>>5060632
hes like lisaposter but not funny and a dickhead
>>5060630
I consider myself gay m80y.
>>5060629
Sci-fi sounds nice.
So on Tuesday. Message him asking to spend his Friday night with him at yours. And then on Friday, order food (nothing too spicey or stodgy). Get some nice alcohol. Put on the film, and then let the night fold out into a cute cuddle fest.
God I miss those days when me and my boyfriend tried to cuddle on Friday nights and then my mum would walk in with a look of disappointment that I wasn't going to marry a hairy Turkish girl. Memories xx
>>5060629
>whats your favourite film?
I don't watch propaganda. I don't allow my subconscious to have to suffer through psychological abuse.
>>5060629
personally i find romcoms super corny and dislike them
it doesn't need to be a romantic movie to be a good time
pretty much any movie is gonna lead to cuddling while watching it
>>5060589
Lol you're naive and cute. Gay dating culture is not the same as the straights'. In fact, he's probably at home right now browsing Grindr and wondering why you were such a frigid bitch.
I'm exaggerating. But you can definitely make out on the second date.
>>5060525
>murdering
bad boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZAznLmtEvo
why do you hate the media (movies, tv, music, hollywood)?
>>5060656
wrong gif
>>5060650
you're canadian and named spookypuppy. is your last name also Ogilvie?
>>5060615
"Netflix and chill" is like a normie (ree) meme for inviting someone round under the guise of watching a movie and then having sex on the settee.
Obviously he won't necessarily assume you're asking him for sex if you invite him round to watch a movie because in the real world people understand context. He knows you're a shy, qt sub who wouldn't ask for sex on the second date, let alone initiate it.
>>5060415
>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would i like to have a little in out, in out with her
>'"scuse me mum, I... I need to have a go."
>head over to the computation machine
>it's off
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK!"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornographer Administration Centre. Who's this callin?"
>"Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>Alright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting today, Mr. Smith?"
>"Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
>"Alright then. One moment please... And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio"
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood everywhere
>go in to kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
>>5060667
so...don't sit on opposite ends of the sofa lol
it's a date, you can sit next to him
i think you're really over thinking it
just invite him over, pop in a movie, and go with the flow
>>5060667
>And what film?
holy shit just ask him if he wants to come round and then ask him what movie he wants to see holy shit
>>5060665
>>5060669
You loss, m8.
>>5060667
>im p sure avatarfagging is a bannable offense
I'm pretty sure you're a retard and don't know what avatar is.
is anyone on here not a loser?
>>5060680
I feel like whoever originally wrote that pasta was gay / bi and has actually been fucked in the ass before because of the fingers part and the details
>>5060687
I'd like to think I'm not, have a bf (been together 4 years), a dog, and we own a house (as in don't owe any money on it, actually own it)
>>5060687
no
>>5060687
I got a high score of like 10 million on space cadet pinball, so I'm like, totally not a loser
>>5060687
Doubt it.
>>5060692
>a boyfriend of 4 years
>not married yet
Yep, you're a loser.
>own a house
Most likely inherited a house or money from family members to buy a house.
>>5060669
restart the game, either go full murder and dirty brother killer or go full peacemode
>>5060701
>>5060687
We were hoping you'd push our tally up to 1, but looks like we're still at 0. Too bad.
>>5060700
For 1 we've been planning to get married, and for 2 gay marriage isn't legal in our state yet, and on the house, no, not inherited or anything, bf has a well paying salary job and bought it with his own money
Thanks for not knocking our dog though :^) our dog is too much of a sweetheart, I'd have to go navy seal elite sniper on you if you knocked our dog.
>>5060687
>being gay
>not a loser
we were born to lose. anon.
>be me
>on the cusp of turning 30
>come from an ancient lineage of draconian vampires
>have to kill my lover before my 30th birthday to remain immortal
>the blood I drink from his neck gives me double the normal life span
>if I don't go through with it I will perish
wat do?
>>5060739
kill him, duh.
>>5060701
yeah i think i'm just gonna
not play it anymore
i thought it was kinda tumblr-tier as i was playing so i was kinda :s
but pretty much everyone who's talked about it has been annoying as fuck
>>5060744
after having sex with him
"Magic wands used in ancient pagan rituals were always made out of the wood of a Holly tree. Made out of Holly wood. Hollywood is a Pagan establishment where do rituals to effect our subconscious minds."
>>5060739
Don't kill him. Think how terrifyingly different the world is going to be when you're 80. I can't even imagine what it would be like in 200 years. Immortality would be a torturous curse.
>>5060761
it's not like he's just gonna wake up in 60 years, he'll be growing along with the rest of the world
i don't think it'd be so bad as long as i wasn't impervious
i'd like an escape button just in case lol
>>5060761
>hink how terrifyingly different the world is going to be when you're 80. I can't even imagine what it would be like in 200 years.
eh, it's not that hard to imagine, really. Just take a look to History. If you pay attention, you'll realize it's the same shit happening again and again. It's like we're already stuck in some sort of limbo.
But at least there's a chance of cooler video games in the future, so there's that.
>>5060739
stop lying on the internet trying to avoid irl
log off 4chan delete account
send a text 2 ur mum saying ure sorry
hang yourself nd realize ur fate
Why haven't you yet?
>>5060786
Don't have a reason or lack of reasons too
>>5060786
I don't have a rope and I can't get one because I' afraid of leaving my house or answering the door for that matter.
>>5060761
There's laws established by the elders that will affect my whole family if I don't do it. They will become targets and will be forced to be constantly on the run.
>>5060770
I will always look 30
>>5060784
I wish it was like the movies but unless your born one of us we can't make you one of us by biting your neck.
>>5060784
>>5060823
i meant that you wouldn't be shocked by how different the world was in the future b/c you'd be watching it change
hello friends
>>5060857
Shitty corgi wouldnotpet/10
>>5060860
rude
>>5060857
yes hello
>>5060860
>being this rude and salty
>>5060863
How are you doing, Spooky?
>>5060857
Hello dog
>>5060864
>tumblr
Fuck off
>>5060865
i'm doing well, how are you?
>>5060868
it me
>>5060870
It u
>you will never be 2d
>>5060870
I'm doing pretty well, just met up with family for brunch yo
>>5060869
>tumblr porn
>thinks I am part of the tumblr community
You're an idiot I only go there for porn.
>>5060882
>tumblr
Fuck off
>>5060886
>>5060886
someone's a sour retard
>>5060873
>>5060878
was it a nice time?
>>5060739
drink dat blood nigga
>tried to socialise in first few weeks at college
>too autistic to make any friends
>begin to understand that no one actually likes me
>realise i actually have 0 social contacts and wont ever have a bf
"it gets better in college" is a dumb meme
>>5060892
Yeah, it was pretty cool. It was nice seeing everyone and all that shit
>>5060857
funny dog pic
>>5060900
He's mine and he's a little shit lol
>>5060898
>first few weeks of college
you've only been there for a few weeks
CORGIS ARE DISGUSTING RETARDED UGLY AS FUCK HALF-RAT HALF-DOG ABOMINATIONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE QUIT POSTING CORGIS
>>5060899
well that's good
brunch with my family sounds like a chore
>>5060905
the few weeks where they literally have events intended for inductees to make new friends
>>5060898
Ew you're like that loser who tries too hard to make friends and tries to force classmates to meet outside of class at the library for study group sessions because you're too insecure and desperate for friends.
If you're not interesting enough to get friends without trying then you personality is just nasty and I don't blame your classmates for ostracizing you.
Absolutely Disgusting.
Ireland won in rugby right now
Fuck France
We're on the path now, every other gonna get Rekt
>>5060910
>>5060898
Define 'tried'.
>>5060911
Have a hot pic fam
>>5060914
youre right
i should kill myself
>>5060910
>ratties are good pets
>puppies are good pets
corgi confirmed for perfect pet
>>5060922
thx that's good shit
>>5060750
Shit taste confirmed. :^)
>>5060923
In no way did I say you should kill yourself. I'm saying you should stop trying so hard and stop acting desperate for friends. It's a turn off when someone is confronted with someone who forces them into friendships. It's just weird. Just start being confident and less desperate for social interactions.
Insecurity is the worst trait to have in a personality.
>>5060902
kk but did u like my pic
i found it on the internet heres another one
>>5060922
noms
>>5060935
LOL ! ! !
>>5060935
I did, and this one's one of my favs tbh
>the corg egg is ready to hatch
>>5060922
>hot pic
But that body is disgusting.
>>5060935
i-is that a tribble in the middle
>>5060930
no
insecurity is the result of being naturally inferior
im not meant to exist
>>5060945
>>5060950
What ever you say man.
>>5060950
I wonder how that anon's date today went/is going.
>>5060988
Was he the same anon that earlier in the thread was stressing over which movie he should invite his date over to see would least reveal his autism? If so I think it went well.
>>5060994
oh yeah, you're right.
I guess I should start reading the threads.
>sent a text to friend's chat group yesterday
>no response
>friend sends unrelated text
>3 hours later they are still talking
>Try to chime in into the conversation
>Be ignored
things like this make me think I'm not really my firends' friend.
>>5060402
Damn. Wish I had a bf and we lived in a little comfy cabin in the arctic and together watched the northern lights spectacle from our windows every winter night while cuddling ;_;
>>5061016
Wow, that's weird. What's up with this blank post?
>>5061026
there's no blank post fam
>>5061026
stop bully :c
>>5061026
Dude.
>>5061054
There there
It's all gonna be ok
>>5061018
Make it happen or die
>>5061018
lol. This is literally my life. Except not restricted to weekends. Pic related.
>>5061051
:/
>>5061062
Bro.
I'm running away today. I want a new name. A new life. I'm abandoning my past. Start anew.
This is what everyone wants deep down. An escape. But most are afraid to make it happen.
>>5061073
Where would that be?
>>5061084
good luck
>>5061016
It's the internet who cares. Real friends are the ones you see and talk to physically daily. Internet friends aren't real friends.
>>5061084
That sounds like a line straight from The Walking Dead.
>tfw even that lone asian got someone to have sex with
>tfw the smart guy got knocked down
>>5061073
that is beautiful
I think if I lived somewhere like that I would never be sad
>>5061086
Svalbard.
>>5061090
Real friends don't exist. Real love doesn't exist either. Everyone wants something in return. A feeling, a possession, attention, something. They never really want the real you, that thing that is trapped inside of your body and wishes it could leave.
>>5061102
Hva gjor du der?
>>5061104
that is simply being human
we're social beings
>tfw no bf to go to symphonies and concerts with
>>5061104
What in the fuck am I reading. That's some serious pessimistic life you got there.
>>5061115
jeg studerer. jeg snakker ikke Norsk.
>>5061099
yeah it can be pretty nice. After October 26th I won't see the sun again for a while which will be depressing.
>>5061122
>tfw no bf to hold hands with while listening to music
>>5060431
Some find stone walls and ruins quite appealing
>tfw when i see in real life and on the internet how happy people in real relationships are and how meaningless my life is in comparison
>dont understand why it happens so easily for everyone else who isnt me
>>5061133
Iktf
W-we're both gonna make it anon.
>>5061119
Did you read that in a text book? Do you even know what HU-man really means? HU means to offer as sacrifice, to invoke. Human means a sacrificed man. This world is only here to prepare humans to be harvested...body, soul, spirit. There is a way out of this madness but that's up to you to figure out.
At the top of the food chain we are not.
Unconditional love doesn't exist in this world and certainly not in a friendship or relationship that is built on conditions.
>meet with a guy from grindr
>we go for a dinner
>he is super cute and very nice
>we talk a lot
>he drives me home
>he says "Goodbye daddy"
>tfw he is 5 years older than me
>tfw he is almost half my size
Muh boner. Finally i've met someone nice and handsome
>>5061084
It's not really running away when you're in your 20's.
>>5061016
everyone feels like that sometimes, even someone who you might think is popular. Just shrug it off and keep on going.
>>5061149
can confirm. God I love Wales.
>>5061133
holding hands is overrated. Its like cuddling but worse in every way + also some people have gross sweaty hands.
>>5061155
what we need to do then is to change the definition of unconditional love and adapt it to our reality
>>5060614
>tfw you text him
>message read at 12:24
>no reply
):
>>5061164
Is that intern abbey? The whole of Monmouthshire (and Wales) is beaut m8. I miss living in Cardiff.
>>5061165
Confirming things to an individual reality just makes you more delusional and lost.
>>5061168
pic related would have been a better pepe.
weak pepe game mang
>>5061178
you don't seem to understand that you're dealing with human constructs
what you call love i call the naturalization of exploitation
>>5061179
I do not have many fotos on my phone to shitpost at work
/gaygen/ has been arouns for 3 years and still no confirmed suicides. Who wants to be our first sacrifice?
>>5061168
I don't blame him you're disgusting.
>>5061197
how would you confirm it
theyd just disappear
and tripfags are too narcissistic to commit suicide
>two men will never fight because of you
>>5061213
Raise your personal value by stopping being a total loser.
I saw a dozen qt guys at a street fair today.
Not one of them looked at me.
Ah what a glorious Sunday.
Time to spend the afternoon with a plug in my ass.
>>5061202
Do not be rude. If you do not have anything nice to say.
>>5061223
Welcome to the real world you jewish freak. Step out of your delusional kike world and join the real world of pain and sorrow.
>>5061221
stop being ugly or change your gender
>>5061223
you say mean things to people here all the time. I recommend not giving people shit for their sexuality and maybe people wouldn't be so hostile towards you.
Why don't you have a bf yet? It's this simple.
>>5061221
I know that feeling.
Walking around campus I keep seeing all these qt guys and I know none of them will check me out, mostly because I don't have boobs and a fish cave between my legs, but also bc I'm an uggo.
post cool pictures/videos you have taken
Being gay use to mean being creative and having a wild imagination that could not be tamed. All of you are so dull, unexpressive, and boring though. Wtf happened?
>>5061261
>>5061288
I spend most of my free time writing scripts, just because I'm not creative here, doesn't mean I'm not creative outside of here.
That's a false equivalence m80
>>5061154
Maybe, but you too far away my Anon.
>>5061299
Time to take that nap anon
>>5061241
People are mad about things from long ago. Only thing I do is help people. I offer heron advice and to talk with him. Offer anon advice on his boyfriend. But they will be mad on things I said months ago. I am not going to say anything rude. Everyone has difficult life already so I do not want ad on this problem. Only try to help if I can.
>>5061299
Being self-serving only makes you selfish.
>>5061299
Watch some Bob Ross, friend. i promise it will make you feel better.
Try it as a favour for me?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01ZMg4viI2q
>>5061326
you sound like a fat ugly smelly disgusting foreigner
>>5061334
Im white American, im qtamerican
>>5061339
You're the reason we need Donald Trump.
>>5061221
that's me every day.
We need to create a way to homosexualize straight guys ASAP
>tfw dick is too large for most people to let you fuck them.
>tfw only a loose whore will be able to take you
>>5061326
I hear so much sadness and fear in your voice. Do your parents/family expect a lot out of you? Do you feel overwhelmed? Are you scared of them finding out about you?
>>5061372
Become a bottom. :^)
>>5061372
post dick
>>5061372
>boo hoo my dick is just so big
>>5061372
>talk about having big dick
>not posting a picture
You're full of lies anon.
what are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RsckemfsV8
>>5061372
Just bottom then
And have guys make fun of your big, useless cock flopping around >:3c
>tfw no bottompai to cuddle and call a good boy
>>5061402
That's.... strangely hot...
IF the feeling of being loved and having a boyfriend could be put into needle form so you can inject it in your veins and feel so protected and complete, would you do it?
love is just brain chemicals anyway and one day science will be able to bottle it up and give it to us to drink/inject/use
Hey gaygen. Hope all's well. How do I make friends is a new city (gay but also straight) without going on datey activities. Is joining a book club a good idea?
>>5061402
>tfw that's on of my fetishes
As professional gays, I was wondering if you could help?
I was with a guy for the first time and we made out even though I wasn't really sure what I was supposed to be doing.
I don't know what happened but I just couldn't have sex. I mentally just couldn't make myself do it and I couldn't get hard either.
Also I didn't get the same kind of rush or excitement as when I had been with women.
I always thought I was bi, but is it possible I am just straight and confused/ desperate?
I was so sure I liked guys but not wanting sex or feeling horny when the opportunity was there is making me rethink my sexuality.
>>5061401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFptt7Cargc
making my seasonal playlist atm
>>5061402
>>5061407
>>5061408
>>5061421
senpai surely loves to talk to himself
Does this outfit convey dom top?
Going on a date in 10 minutes, gotta let him know he's the bottom tonight.
>>5061441
That outfit conveys "I still think it's 2005 and I'm in high school"
>>5061441
at least wear a black shirt if you're going to go for the whole "i love avenged sevenfold" look
>>5061441
Looks kinda mall-ish, but suitable for your purposes as long as your date doesn't look like less of a fruit.
>>5061444
>coming from someone with no game who hasn't got laid in how many years :3
>>5061451
Nice try lad
>>5061441
I'd tell you how I honestly feel but I'm afraid you'd shoot up a school if I did
Its looks ok for Dom top I guess
>>5061441
No it screams vers bottom bisexual atheist
>saw a woman like this today and she said hi to me in line at the grocery store
>i asked how many months pregnant she was and if she was having quadruplets
>she gave the evil eye and did a hair flip
>>5061476
>black
>landwhale
>no fashion sense
>butch haircut
looks like a 10/10 on lesgen.
>>5061476
That thing a woman?
>>5061441
>skinny jeans
>top
I really like your shoes though. Sexy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qtF8DqqjOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0udhVGOuxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58oFH-J02j8
thoughts on him?
>>5061401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgT_YSy4Xwk
So calming
>>5061515
he confuses me
>>5061441
>>5061518
specifically tekken
lee chaolan alternate outfit
