I'm a pretty big anal fetishist. I plan on anal masturbating in a bit and I wanna have a wild time. You guys got any kinky ideas, or things you do when you anal masturbate?
Pic related, it's one of the things going in my ass ;)
How do you even fit that in there? What if it gets stuck?
Please more objects that are nice to fit in ass? I need ideas, already tried with a banana and a carrot, they suck.
Does a Condom helps with that?
>>5058861
Buy sex toys and stop using food.
>sick faggot
>>5058873
I've never understood that myth of things "getting stuck", as I've never had that problem
>>5058880
>tfw household objects feel better and are more kinky to use than actual dildos
>>5058885
Yea, no.
>>5058881
I don't think it is a myth. There are actually documented visits to the ER of people getting things stuck in there.
>>5058881
It is no myth
http://radiopaedia.org/
Cucumber or zucchini use. They are smooth and comfortable to hold his hand.
Seeing as I'm not retarded, I wouldn't use anything without a flared base. Just buy a sex toy or consider using one you already own over your fetish-related ideas.
>>5059034
Or eggplant if you like 'em big.
