Last thread: >>5695427
It hit the bump limit it seems, so starting anew.
So, talk about gay shit or whatever.
most uninteresting edition tbqh
>>5698476
wow haha i, a homosexual, sure did get that topical and exclusive piece of humor you did there in the thread name! i pity the heterosexuals for whom that witty bit looks like hieroglyphs from lost eons of vaulted ceilings whose dimensions cannot be fathomed, cyclopean halls exhaling darkness, they surely cant even understand that one, not even in our deep slumber under countless strata awaiting the faint rumblings like the seventh trumpet, the seventh seal announcing the glorious return of our true masters from beyond infinity. like, haha, i suppose i could see your grindr joke and raise you a 'YYYAAASSSSSSSSSS, QUEEN' thats another one youd need to be initiated, one of our blood to understand haha
>tfw no bf
We need a valentines is awful gen soon
>you will never have an Ernie to be the Bert of
>>5698553
We got four days of pretending to be happy before then.
Whats the best way to take a picture of my ass lads?
>>5698578
Use a full length mirror, or just use your webcam and video yourself in various suggestive poses, taking stills from said videos that look the most appealing.
>>5698578
have someone else take it for you
>>5698541
Ikfttbh
Reminder that the closet is the only friend you can trust
>>5698578
When you got them, post here
>>5698605
tbqh this
the best shots are when someone else takes it for you, otherwise you end up with tryhard shit if you can't take a full length body image with your fat ass peeking over
>>5698630
its for a guy im messaging :*
unsee.
cc/gudebipa/
>>5698663
nice
>>5698476
Hmm I wonder if Oshie made this thread. You're such a stupid fucking retard Oshie you can't even link the previous thread correctly.
Sup homies?
>tfw my bi friend got outed in front of me and my friends yesterday and I'm still in the closet
>>5698688
hi
what is it
>>5698687
Not to mention the previous thread isn't even at the bump limit.
Tfw weird butthole
Why live
>>5698692
you should have called your bi friend a slut
just so they get used to it tbqh
>>5698701
Post a link to a pic of it.
>>5698692
>being known as bisexual
>being outed
There's no such thing. It's not like he's full homo and a degenerate to society. He's bisexual and that's acceptable to straights mentally.
>>5698701
Issat you trapdoor guy?
>>5698704
My friends and I already knew he was a slut because he actually is but they had no idea that he preferred men over women or was even into men at all. He did it to himself though
>>5698713
http://i.imgur.com/i6BKu9K.jpg
>>5698715
Well he's more into men than women and we go to a Christian college in the south so it's still a bit taboo here. My friends didn't seem to care much but I still can't risk coming out yet
>>5698721
oh good
let the biscum hang out to dry tbqh
>>5698723
it just looks like a normal, if slightly well-used, butthole
its qt
>>5698723
would stick my dick in it/10
looks nice and clean
>>5698723
>http://i.imgur.com/i6BKu9K.jpg
Were you recently fisted?
>>5698723
LMAOOOOO
I can't even make a witty remark I can't stop laughing
>>5698739
>>5698723
I'm so glad /mascgen/ was re-created.
>>5698663
He's a lucky guy ;^;
>>5698731
I kind of plan on doing that 2bh. Coming out isn't worth it
>>5698762
>virgin
>asshole looks like it's already been used by the entire continent
you poor thing tbqh
>>5698663
Cute ass desu, are the the femboy i talked too before who hides his?
>>5698806
*face
>>5698806
Do those look like the legs of a femboy?
>:(
>>5698723
It doesn't look weird at all.
Looks pretty lickable desu ;)
>>5698723
Looks pretty clean desu
Wouldbang/10
>>5698852
>>5698821
yeah
>>5698723
>tfw youll never get to caress that qt ballsack
just fucking kill me
>>5698855
What's the big deal
I get that it looks used but I think it's a ok ass
>>5698701
iktfb
>tfw chronic hemorrhoids
is there any hope for my bp? are my bottoming days over?
>>5698875
Where there's a will there's a way
>>5698821
Sorta yeah but mostly because you used that unsee me site
gg has the lowest standards out of any gen on the planet tbqh
>>5698914
Thank god tbqh
>>5698914
and the problem is?
>tfw loneliness reaches the point that you need to see a doctor and get some meds to try and prevent you from giving up on life altogether ._.
>>5698914
good for me
>>5698927
awwww
we can be at least friends, right anon?
>>5698927
You're not alone, Anon. I hope the meds help.
lots of feetposting going on today
>>5698921
that you still dont have a boyfriend
>>5698578
position the camera to point at your bed and use the timer option
http://i.imgur.com/u3JN21v.jpg
>>5698937
>How'd you think sp and jupp got together
Juppy is a fearsome sorceress.
>>5698962
thanks for the new desktop wallpaper
>>5698962
is that ... niq?
>>5698948
Not enough tbqh
>>5698976
feelgood claims it's him, but nobody actually believes it
>>5698977
Agreed.
>>5698962
Woah...
Wakka wakka
>>5698988
It's certainly not one of us. Surely.
>>5699015
Surely or Surrey
He's got a nice ass
>>5698991
>and you her straight chaser
What?
>>5698962
I need to do squats...
>>5698948
Yes there is. And I love it!
Why does my sexuality have to be so confusing. Everyone just figures it out so early. While im 18 and want to marry man, but I'm not even sure I could get hard for a guy.
JUST kill me now senpai
>>5699030
You said sorceress like jupps a she so your either no or straight
Either way , get outta the fucking gen
>>5699043
Why do you think you want to marry men?
Why do you think you couldn't get it up for one?
What porn do you watch?
What do you think of when you masturbate?
Who here is voting for the one candidate that wants to make catboys real?
TRUMP 2016
>>5699062
>masturbating before marriage
degenerate
So I just realized that the Sonic chain serves chili dogs. I've known this for YEARS and never made the connection until today. Like, fuck,dude.
>>5699062
>it's just how see myself in the future
>I've never been with one
>I hardly watch porn, but when I do its straight
>whatever im thinking about atm, if you're asking if I've jerkerd to the thought of guy...then yes countless times
>>5699078
It's probably got nothing to do with Sonic
>>5699071
But if you vote for Bernie he'll make catboys real and they'll be FREE!
https://soundcloud.com/dearhankandjohn/dear-hank-and-grace
what the fuck am i listening to
>>5699047
Oh, that's not Irish's trip.
Carry on then.
>>5699094
don't ruin it for him
>>5699043
frogposters are the fucking worst why can't they all just die
>>5699099
>free at catboii
Hmm might be filthy
>>5699103
Fucking posting on /soc/ removed trip and I forget the precise way I do it >>5699113
Why don't you
>>5699094
My childhood dreams. RUINED.
Nah, I just enjoy the sheer coincidence of the entire thing.
>>5699093
>if you're asking if I've jerkerd to the thought of guy...then yes countless times
sorry what's the confusion?
>>5699124
>irish is a frogposter
Would make sense considering how awful your life ended up tbqh
>>5699130
I currently use two images and it's mainly because I feel I need more images to make the threads more colourful like kleppe boy
>>5699127
Idk. Thanks for the help tho
;-;
>>5699113
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>had yet another date
>he doesn't visit 4chan or reddit at all
life's going to be fucking great anons
>>5699147
What does he do?
>>5699147
You should introduce him to us <3
>>5699124
I refuse to believe. The real tater tot would never bully me.
>>5699147
Jokes on you, dating a normie will only end badly since you'll find the two of you cannot connect beyond a superficial level. The sperg life is the way to go.
>>5699138
it sounds like you're bisexual and homoromantic dude. in all seriousness, what is causing the confusion?
>>5699093
>>it's just how see myself in the future
Why?
>>I've never been with one
That's not a big deal. You're only 18. You don't have to lose your virginity to figure out your sexual identity.
>>I hardly watch porn, but when I do its straight
Could you ever watch gay porn and wank off?
>>whatever im thinking about atm, if you're asking if I've jerkerd to the thought of guy...then yes countless times
Why do you masturbate to straight porn but to gay thoughts?
To me it sounds like you're repressing some true feelings here. It can take a long time to truly come to terms with your sexuality and there's no need to rush it. It's a good thing you're thinking about your own at least to some extent.
>>5699160
the sperg life would subject me to only the ugliest of assholes (literally) as seen in this very thread
>>5699158
I think we throw jabs back in forth
Flirt about getting me boiled or baked
All qt stuff
>>5699170
Pretty much. Might as well embrace it while you can.
>>5699147
>asking a normie date if they go on 4chan
yeah he's not gonna be calling you
>>5699193
So you do think you're bisexual/homoromantic? Perfect, you'll fit right in with all the other bi guys. Get a bf and then cheat on him with some girl.
>>5699126
I actually never put it together until you said something about it.
>>5699208
But he did, if he didn't that post I made would have just been me frogposting in anger tbqh
>>5699177
Well, I don't recall ever being flirtatious.
You're off the hook for now, but I'll be keeping a close eye on you.
>>5699214
Why you so mean anon?
>>5699222
nice fibonaccis
>>5699221
Well, I suppose a congratulations are in order. Well done.
>>5699227
Sorry that was supposed to be a lighthearted way of normalizing your situation.
>>5699231
Thanks anon, now all that's left is to just not fuck it up. Odds are never in my favor
>>5699071
>rump positions, states "get involved, media shop!"
Just thought I'd add some punctuation there. Anyway, I really want some marsala or vindaloo but the closest indian restaurant is like 20 miles away, and my truck is dead so I have to use my motorcycle. Fast food it is, I guess...
>>5699222
See this dance we're doing?
You're totally flirting
Don't be so coy
You want to mash my potato
Why is life so shitty?
>>5699243
Is he cute? Are you cute?
>>5699227
Not that anon but. ...I've been hurt by a guy like this. Best buds ever and the strongest bond on the first day we hung out. Kept me close and on a short leash from talking to people.
He never cuddled women and he always wanted me there at night. Even called me babe when drunk. Kissed me once and just fucked with my emotions. Just a long story of pain and nostalgia.
Please be upfront and honest with intentions when dating another guy. Don't cheat. It's better to dump first.
>>5699257
because you're ugly tbqvh
>>5699247
>huge cowboy that drives a truck and motorcycle
Where ... where do I sign up
>tfw you got friendzoned by your sex-bot
>>5699214
I am technically bisexual, but I only think about gettinga a bf desu.
>>5699263
>tfw average or slightly-above average
doesnt buy me anything desu
>>5699249
SLOOOOOOT
There, now I got you back, faggot
>>5699278
Maybe you're not as average as you thought. :/
>>5699278
Oh boy, that roxas poster again. Everyone move along now.
>>5699278
Post pic pls
>>5699263
I want someone to pee on me.
I'm curious.
But I reckon I'll be like 'oh okay. Now it's weird'
>>5699262
I don't quite understand the dynamic of this relationship you speak of
>>5699249
Your advances are inappropriate.
Let's keep our relationship strictly professional.
>>5699296
This guy messaged me on Grindr last night asking me to pee on him. I'm not into that but I played along a little just to be polite, and things started escalating. Then he asked me what my fetishes were, and I had no idea how to reciprocate. /blog
>>5699283
no really, I am
why do i fall in love with every cute boy i see
>haven't eaten much today but medication has decreased appetite by a lot
>eating will make me nauseous
>can't let self starve because need energy to work tomorrow
What am I supposed to do?
>>5699306
Kai, Fuck face kiwi
Just fucking sit on kleppes jagged jaw and scrape your arsehole
>>5699319
Iktf, you need to fug one of them to get it out of your system. Its unhealthy
>>5699278
I know that feel.
Average to the point of boring, generic, unmemorable. :/
>>5699325
What an odd thing to say.
>Kiwi
Gross. How dare you.
>>5699288
>Oh boy, that roxas poster again. Everyone move along now.
>>5699290
*the accent of your grandfather*
I-I have feelings too, you know?
>>5699093
>>5699227
Bro, I can't really watch gay porn either. I don't really watch any videos of porn, though. If you have romantic feelings towards men then go with that. Being able to ejaculate to hetero porn doesn't really mean much. Not able to get it up for a guy? No worries! You can still bottom. If feels really good. Anyways, once you actually get into an intimate relationship things will probably change. Kissing and heavy petting can make a dude diamonds. How do you see a sexual encounter playing out?
>>5699327
nzqt b my bf pls
Whats it like getting spit on by a straight man?
I wish I wasnt this gay.
>>5699338
Oi get out m8, kiwi's are elite-tier tbqh
>>5699353
I'm not sure it's homosexuality that's making you feel this way, grinchposter.
>>5699343
I see it playing out well.. lol
>>5699360
What does that even mean?
>>5699301
Imagine a hellish limbo of being a close friend but having him being possessive and jealous. Would flirt and be kind but the next day all he brings up is tits and becomes distant. I get mad. He gets drunk and misses me ( same day) then calls me babe, grabs my ass, and opens doors for me, makes me spend the night, defends masculinity next day. Cycling over between phases of him living in my area to moving home.
God I miss him now. I hate you anon.
If I get rich his sister wants to marry me in exchange for her brother and husband. Pretty good deal tbqh. Qt tatted blond beefs
>>5699292
Not bully-kun, my little spud
>>5699350
I thought i already was! D:
>>5699363
Are you drunk? You're acting very strange today.
>>5699315
Idk what to do when someone talks about scat? Like do I act polite and be like 'lol yeh maybe?!?' Even though I would have no intention of meeting them after knowing they're into that
the cute guy sitting next to me on the train is reading a book called 'the science of making friends' lmao ;-; i feel awkward
>>5699383
>senpai finally notices me
itshappening.gif :3
>>5699389
tell him:
"h-hey y-you w-w-want friends?
I-I can be ... YOUR BOTTOM SLUT, PLEASE IMPREGNATE MY BOYPUSSY WITH YOUR DICK DADDY"
>>5699403
I fuckin hate you
>>5699388
Who doesn't?
Have you ever met a gay guy, we're terrible
>>5699386
honestly I think I could muster up the courage to go along with someone's weird fetish, as long as I wasn't the object of it, you know? Like I could piss on someone if that's what they're into, or whip them or whatever. It wouldn't do anything to arouse me but I'd be happy knowing it was getting them off.
>>5699403
>DADDY
he is probably 19/20yo
i'm 21
>>5699408
then talk to him you fucking faggot
>>5699388
Circe...youre too put it lightly a sexual deviant...
What does getting pooed on by a straight man actually feel like?
Is it anything like my fantasies?
Pic related
>>5699409
>Who doesn't?
>Have you ever met a gay guy, we're terrible
this tb100%hwyfam
>>5699415
you should hold his hand and kiss his face
>>5699324
Smoke weed then eat.
>>5699434
cute but i can't
>>5699420
Sorry, grinchposter, I've never done scat.
I've snowballed before.
I've licked someone else's cum off of someone's else's dick before.
I've been thrown into a ditch as part of someone's murderfuck fantasy before.
But I've never done scat.
>>5699449
What's snowballed?
>>5699449
Murderfuck fantasy sounds hot tbqh cirgay
Oh wait I have a new one!
Xirgay
>>5699449
Bitch im just shitposting and forced memeing.
Seek Jesus.
Im offended.
>>5699449
Lewd imho tbvhwymf
>>5699460
Mixing cum in each other's mouth by kissing
>>5699460
>1 cums in 2s mouth
>2 spits cum into 1s mouth
>repeat
p hot d e s u
>>5699449
>I've been thrown into a ditch as part of someone's murderfuck fantasy before
>>5699469
wew
WEW
WEW LAD
>>5699473
You disgust me.
Most degenerate shit ever.
>>5699392
>Tfw someone likes me
w-why tho
>>5699483
>not licking it off your face
its like he wasnt even trying
>>5699491
Cuz your qt oshie
All this sex talk in my gaygen?
I want normies to leave
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5699491
you were nice to me on kik [spoiler]and no ones ever nice to me[/spoiler]
>>5699497
I did, but I swallowed right after
>>5699508
Post bp anon
>>5699508
dumb frogposter
>>5699508
Kill circe than slutboi.
>>5699508
I had sex twice this weekend
and also skydiving
>>5699520
>not ironically posting pepe to get "dumb frogposter" replies
>in 2016
>>5699528
It's not about the amount of sex you fucking degenerate normie. It's the fact that /gg/ is now plagued by degenerates like yourself
Let's face it any of us could get laid at least 5 times in one weekend if we wanted
>>5699491
is that you?
>>5699539
No shit :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>5699551
>any of us could get laid at least 5 times in one weekend if we wanted
y-ya totally haha... ;~;
>>5699566
Well I know I could
>>5699551
I can get laid by five different guys but I don't know any guys that would throw me into a ditch.
>>5699581
No because I'm not autistic.
>>5699581
I can taste the jealousy
>>5699551
>Let's face it any of us could get laid at least 5 times in one weekend if we wanted
Yeah but like with someone actually worth having sex with
>>5699585
>slutboi
>not autistic
>>5699591
No guys are worth having sex with
>>5699589
You'll be tasting more than that catboy
>>5699605
If you were in Jew York I would tbvh
Whelp. I did it. I fucked the taxidermist.
>>5699615
>>>pol
>>5699473
this transcends kinkster
B R O K E N
R
O
K
E
N
>>5699636
>replying to a newfag troll
lol
>>5699636
>implying
Fuck valentines day, I've not once in my 25 years of life ever had any point to this holiday other than feeling like shit.
>tfw 2 bfs and a gf
>>5699685
iktf
Its probably great if you're in a relationship though
>>5699636
what a fag
>>5699692
It does
Poor you guys
>>5699692
All my gay friends are in relationships, I spend every holiday alone.
I just want to spend at least one dumb holiday doing some corny ass bullshit, being affectionate and silly with a loved one rather than feeling like an edgy faggot being alone.
Do bottoms really not get hard when they are getting fucked?
One of my favorite sexual fantasies is fucking a qt while jerking him off til he cums all over me
>isn't morbidly obese
>isn't a 3/10 or lower
>isn't a heterosexual
>doesn't live in a country where homosexuality is punishable
>complains about being alone on Valentine's day
>>5698540
I thought you were going somewhere with that and I got really disappointed after reading it. (Not OP by the way, I hate cliche gay jokes)
>>5699743
SOUTH TEXAS
A
N
A
N
>>5699743
>tfw heterosexual
>>5699632
what?
>>5699730
Some bottoms definitely get hard and cum buckets, buddy.
Being the object of somebody's lust, getting railed hard, the friendly reach around: that shit revs my motor like crazy.
>>5699743
I'm painfully awkward, a social recluse with abandonment issues and was abused as a kid.
It's not easy to meet people.
>>5699753
I bet there's a lot of Latino qts down there
>>5699778
I am one desu
>>5699765
I was shit posting about this guy a few threads ago. He's way the fuck eccentric, a taxidermist and made it known he was really into me.
We finally had sex. He's insatiable, definitely into some weird shit and I'm not sure I'm going to be able to get him off my dick. But I honestly don't want to.
>>5699789
h-hey
>>5699791
Bad porn I guess. Maybe when the bottom isn't really in to the top.
What are you and your bfs doing for valentines?
>1st boyfriend turns out to be the love of your life
>all those different races you never got to try out
>>5699812
Do all ultramasc types have a small penis and are extremely insecure?
>>5699791
>There hasn't been a time i havent been hard while getting fucked, and ended with be either coming all over myself hard enough to cum on my own face, or cumming all over their chest/belly.
...dude
>>5699806
Porn isn't the best indicator for real sex situations.
>>5699812
Deadpool and I are gonna spend some intimate time at the movies. I hear there's gonna be nudity involved. :^)
>>5699821
Yeah, there's white, which is basically the majority of the people you're going to see.
Then you have yellow. It's okay, but most of the people in that category are broken little faggots with downs faces who are either burnt out or solely interested in reaching heights they'll never get to.
Brown is almost nonexistent.
Black is pretty hit or miss.
Isn't diversity a beautiful thing?
>>5699858
>I hear there's gonna be nudity involved. :^)
jacking off in a public theatre is against the law.
tfw no cute straight boyfriend
why even live
>>5699875
My straight bfs in the military right now.
I miss him.
>>5699875
I can be that for you
>>5699881
take care of him when he comes back home ;-;
>>5699869
Not if you don't get caught. ;) Seriously though I'm referring to the fact that there is apparently a fight scene in it with Ryan and some other guy completely nude. I ain't complaining.
>>5699887
I-I will...
>>5699883
are you straight though
>>5699905
Yeah
>>5699864
>Brown is almost nonexistent.
Where are you from that Brown is almost nonexistent...
>>5699916
but i'm a boy
>>5699730
Many, or most, bottoms get hard from cock in their ass. I may have confused you with my personal experience. I feel a lot of pleasure directly from my asshole, and it's a very different kind of pleasure than what I feel in my penis. I don't much like to play with my dick during intercourse because if I can manage an orgasm without touching it it's way better. For me, having an anal orgasm is like a spiritual experience and it needs the right preparation. That being said, I can certainly hed hard as a rock while being assfucked, but the pleasure from my hole is reduced and overshadowed by the pleasure from my penis. I also cum really fast if a qt plays with my penis while he's fucking me. If he can last 30 minutes inside me I would probably have like 15 orgasms from having my penis played with. I would rather not though, as that makes my cock really sore, so many orgasms with a dick in me.
>I'm all hot and bothered now...
>>5699748
i dont know what mileage you thought i could get out of a single drawn out joke
