As a RN, the highlight of my nights, are when I get "suggestive"jokes from male patients whom are fully independent, you know, they can walk, shower, get dressed, ect all on their own. Normally they will ask something like, "Oh, will you be giving me a sponge bath today?" but said in a casual way. It goes without saying these are patient that are fully coherent and mentally aware.
If they suggest it, and I know they are sorta hung and are attractive, I'll send the nursing tech to go do other things and offer to "lighten the techs load."
Usually once the patient realizes that I'm actually going to do it, they will shy away, saying they want to wait or just decline it all together. No big deal, I'll let them be. Every so often though, I'll get that one patient that agrees to it.
Obviously I start from top down, working my way from the head to the feet. By the time I get to the stomach area, they usually clam up and start getting uncomfortable or ask to do their own genitals.
However, there are those occasions, about 5 to 6% of them time, that they'll spread their knees/thighs farther apart as I move down.
Last night, I had the best one yet! It has never gotten even kind of close to going this far.
Mr. X was about 6'2, about 250, muscular but chubby. short, almost bald silver hair, a light, neatly trimmed goatee. He was in his mid to late 50's. Married.
Usually I leave the patients completely covered, only exposing what's getting washed at that time, but this man took everything off right away. He stood there for a second before hoping into bed, placing his hands behind his head. I started to wash his face and worked down to this arms and then his chest. As I washed his chest, I looked over and saw that his penis was starting to become semi-hard. I couldn't tell how big it was, didn't look too long but it was pretty girthy, maybe the size of a toilet paper tube. And uncut, which I love.
So, I move my washrag down to his stomach (a small beer belly), as I get closer to the bottom of his stomach, he lefts out a soft moan. I glance at his penis again, still not much more than semi-hard.
He says to me, "Do you wash any lower than the stomach?"
I reply with, "Mr. X, you're completely independent, you really didn't even need a bath in bed."
He replies with, "Ha, I actually took a shower this morning, just thought I'd give you something to do."
Me, "Well I'm happy to help."
He reaches down and grabs his cock, pulling the foreskin back.
Him, "Have you ever seen one like this? With foreskin I mean. Gotta keep them good and clean."
Like a moth to flame, my hand wraps around this man's cock and I start stroking it back and forth, very slowly. He starts moaning again. Within a few strokes, he is fully hard. He was about 7 to 8 inches long and about (maybe a little smaller) the girth of a can of coke.
Him, "Mind going a little faster?
I couldn't even reply. I have this man's fully erect dick in my hands, I can't even close my hand around it. I just starting moving faster and faster. I couldn't look away from it, I was mesmerized, hypnotized by this beautiful cock attached to this gorgeous man. I'm not sure what came over me but I just had to touch it. I removed my gloves and just kept going.
Him, "Why don't you go ahead and suck me off. You know you want to.
Me, "Uuuummmm."
My mouth literally was watering at this point. All of a sudden my professionalism came over me. He sat up on the edge of the bed hoping for me to get down on my knees and blow him, which I so desperately wanted to. I just couldn't. I grabbed the dry towel and placed it over his cock.
Me, "Listen, I am soo sorry, I just can't. These doors don't lock, your family comes in and out, the tech will be back soon. I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have even let it go this far."
With that, he stood up, grabbed the towel, through it on the ground and walked away saying.
Him, "I get it, I'll finish my self off I guess.
He was so pissed, I thought he was going to turn me in. However, he was discharged this morning. When he left, he dropped off a card to the nurses station address to, "My Nurse."
In side the card it just read, "Thanks for all your help, let me know if I can ever do anything for you." AND HE LEFT HIS BUSINESS CARD IN THERE!!!
I just woke up and had to tell someone! I have the night off, and I'm about to text him, can't wait!
>>5631613
who took that picture?
Slut
>>5631613
At least you didn't go farther, that would've been really bad. Definitely coulda lost your job and offended that family. You're not a complete slut, op, so good for you. If I were you I wouldn't meet up with him again, just cause it could lead to something pretty awkward in the future.
And nice buns and clothes by the way~
>>5631615
>story contains "the girth of a can of coke"
>stop reading.
Top kek m8, solid work of fiction.
There has never, and will never be a cock that is nearly the girth of a coke can.
>>5632576
This story was bullshit a quarter of the way into the OP anon, it was obvious.
But yes this is also true.
post your cock or snatch ro whatever you have op.
>>5632576
Yeah OP get better at writing porn, lost my boner you shit
>>5631615
I hope you sent him in for a circumcision right after you were done...
>nurse
>not busy with a shit ton of other patients who are dying or insane
>>5632576
i have this persian friend and his cock is xbox huge so you can just take your drivel and LEAVE
>>5631613
Interesting.
My grandpa came and went at 106. To the end he was a smooth talking, well hung, ladies man and died in the middle of being ridden by his nurse. Most of the more enlightened part of the family figured he went exactly the way he wanted to.
>>5634993
how did you know your grandpa was well hung
>>5632576
this, but it was a decent story
>>5635089
His last of 4 wives he outlived talked about it. She was getting a bit senile towards the end, and didn't moderate what she said anymore.
